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"Dear Zurs, I have an idea. I'll need a lot of manure and a huge darkened shed..."(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:51, archived)
haha...is that one of them fertiliser bombs?
Nice shadow...
(Nice shadow...
enceladus,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:53,
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Not mushroom [much room] inside though!
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:54,
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gaaaaaaaahI am sick to feck of that joke because the g/f says it every f***ing time she sees a mushroom.
In the supermarket.
In the kitchen.
A walk in the woods.
And it's not like I don't have a sense of humour, I mean, I'm a fun gi.
(,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:57,
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In the supermarket.
In the kitchen.
A walk in the woods.
And it's not like I don't have a sense of humour, I mean, I'm a fun gi.
She sounds champigion Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:00,
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She sounds champignonTwice!!
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:01,
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Just mold her to your way of thinkingshe'll stop making the same pun all the time, at the very yeast.
(
chenobble rocking his explorer beard on,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:10,
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At least she doesn't suggest offering spanners and hammers to amphibiansthen saying "Toads tools!"
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:39,
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There's not mushroom in thereEdit - Gah
Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:54,
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Yes, but how do they get their water so dark?
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:59,
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I know when I am out-taunted*runs away*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:56,
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Don't forget the gravestone generator!**uplaod codez ;)
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:49,
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Ha!i'll take 12 bus logos and half a dozen iPod jokes please.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:50,
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lol generated text/ac
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:55,
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Dear BTToday I received a letter from you telling me that 0870 and 0345 numbers are now free.
In place of that you have put my line rental up by a pound.
As I rarely call these numbers, and even if I have to, I look up the geographical equivalent first on saynoto0870.org, please state why your letter took on such a cheerful tone, when clearly you are fucking me like a bitch
GS
(In place of that you have put my line rental up by a pound.
As I rarely call these numbers, and even if I have to, I look up the geographical equivalent first on saynoto0870.org, please state why your letter took on such a cheerful tone, when clearly you are fucking me like a bitch
GS
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:43,
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This is an automated response.Do not reply to this response.
(
B.T.,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:45,
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DAMN OFFSHORE CALL CENTRES Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:49,
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Oh, is that what the rest of that letter said?I thought it was a bit peculiar them writing seeing as I'd opted out of anything other than email communications. It makes sense now, the dirty fuckers.
O2 cut me off today because I don't use my mobile enough, I suppose they thought they could pocket the £6 credit I had on the SIM. I'm going to go postal one of these days...
(O2 cut me off today because I don't use my mobile enough, I suppose they thought they could pocket the £6 credit I had on the SIM. I'm going to go postal one of these days...
fuscous,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:51,
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but you can counteract the extra pound by getting online billingI ALREADY HAVE!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:53,
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That's the thing I signed up forthey sold it to me as "save the planet, less paper waste blah", which was nice as well as the quid off.
So when they sent me some crap about free calls to numbers I never ring I wondered what had happened to saving the planet.
(So when they sent me some crap about free calls to numbers I never ring I wondered what had happened to saving the planet.
fuscous,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:59,
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I found out the other daythat if I don't pay by direct debit I get charged a few quid extra.
A 'payment processing fee'.
Basically, paying them so that I can pay them.
(,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:54,
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A 'payment processing fee'.
Basically, paying them so that I can pay them.
And what is wrong with that?If you pay by CC / Debit card they have to pay a transaction fee plus around 2% handling fee to the bank.
If you pay by cash or cheque they have to pay people to check it and pay securicor to come and get it from their offices.
Direct debit doesn't cost them anything, so it doesn't cost you anything.
(If you pay by cash or cheque they have to pay people to check it and pay securicor to come and get it from their offices.
Direct debit doesn't cost them anything, so it doesn't cost you anything.
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:27,
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wellllllllllllllI'm still not happy. It was more than 2%, they were making money out of me from it goddamnit.
And I like a good moan, and you've just ruined this one.
(,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:36,
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And I like a good moan, and you've just ruined this one.
Go on then...Reposting like a whore /blog
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:51,
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Needs more undergae adopted daughter sex
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:06,
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^ like all the best daytime TV;-)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:11,
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Awww look at him :D*goes looking for arrangedletters picture of dogs dress as people dressed as food with alf in*
Edit: b3ta.com/board/9133735
(Edit: b3ta.com/board/9133735
epiphany coming live from sweden,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:42,
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Awwwyay for some good old b3ta memememes
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:43,
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Double old-timey meme strike!Woo.
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:44,
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My first gif. My mum will be so proud
(it's sposed to be a cleaner ghost*... and yeah, I know - wtf, a new building with a ghost).
* because, I figured that would confuse and mystify me in a hospital... you know, if I saw one... cleaning.
Ghostly operations??
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:23,
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But its not raining outside in this one?!?!Wheres the pun?!?!
WHERE!!?!?!!
(WHERE!!?!?!!
epiphany coming live from sweden,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:24,
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Apparition/operation.There's always a pun!
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:27,
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I KNOW!IT NEEDS MORE RAINWOMAN :D
( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:28,
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I'll pea this one then
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:34,
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Can't fault you on that.;-)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:39,
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Yay! I did a coppers joke onceA Long time ago and a few re-formats too.
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:45,
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*sharpens killing knife* mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:44,
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Hey, you give that back to Micto!!! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:47,
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err . . .
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:28,
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cor - tasty tasty pets! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:41,
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*Glares* *spangs*'lo! (and probably cheerio too).
I r very busy moving shop and if I am found on this here B3ta I will be sent to Coventry.
Back in a week
*waves*
(I r very busy moving shop and if I am found on this here B3ta I will be sent to Coventry.
Back in a week
*waves*
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:31,
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haha...glad to see there's a nurse shark in attendance.
( enceladus,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:36,
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Is that a real story?A brand new building with a ghost? Eh?
woo to the anim, btw...
(woo to the anim, btw...
enceladus,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:24,
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Maybe it's built on an Indian burial groundlike in Poltergeist
or something
(or something
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:25,
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It's always Indian burial groundsI thought all dead people were burned in India
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:32,
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My office is rumoured to have a ghosteven though the building is only 5 years old.
It's built on the site of an old peanut factory. Make of that what you will.
(,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:51,
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It's built on the site of an old peanut factory. Make of that what you will.
Oooh mummy, how spooky.And I suppose it's a coincidence that the hospital sacked a junior paediatrician just last week*, for allowing children in her care to play with the entire hospital stock of crepe bandages, and then run around in the corridors?
*: may be made up out of whole cloth
(*: may be made up out of whole cloth
Bee Nice |-|,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:33,
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"Derby has a reputation for being a centre for supernatural activity,according to a recent investigation conducted by paranormal researcher Lionel Fanthorpe."
TRANSLATION:
"Derby has a reputation for being a town full of ignorant, credulous buffoons that any charlatan can make a quick buck off of, according to a recent investigation conducted by successful con-artist Lionel Fanthorpe."
(TRANSLATION:
"Derby has a reputation for being a town full of ignorant, credulous buffoons that any charlatan can make a quick buck off of, according to a recent investigation conducted by successful con-artist Lionel Fanthorpe."
chenobble rocking his explorer beard on,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:34,
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Mr Fanthorpe needs a truth spell/rentaghost
"No Marjorie, it's for the restaurant cat"
("No Marjorie, it's for the restaurant cat"
Bee Nice |-|,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:37,
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Conga-ing the enemy since 1608
cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:07,
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War on conga *tjatjatja's*
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:12,
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great stuff...I recently bought an Edmundo Ros album with a track called 'I came, I saw, I conga'd'
*dances off*
(*dances off*
enceladus,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:12,
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you have impeccable tastesir or madam
( cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:14,
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I love Herb Alpertnow I'm hunting his guy.
Listening to Peanut vendor now...
(Listening to Peanut vendor now...
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:25,
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A Taste of Honey by Herb Alpert and the Tijuana BrassFTW!
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:29,
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Maded this, not worth a new thread
elephant rider property shark sighted!,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:14,
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Hahahaha,I was tempted to do that aswell! :D
( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:17,
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that pleezes meta fanny x
( cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:28,
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If microsoft had these 'errors' I wouldn't be mad at all Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:06,
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The blue screen of tits! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:04,
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*buys that for a dollar* J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:06,
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Always the same.... you are dreaming, the breasts arrive,and you wake up
(
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:06,
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Boobs boobs boobs boobs boobsBoobs I say
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:11,
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Holy schmoly Batman! It's the real leech wonder!
Previously on Leechy Pete:
Poker Pete
Pandemonium Pete
Bayeux Pete
Screamy Pete
Ratpack Pete
hahahahahathat so works
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:55,
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HahahahaExcellent. Best one yet.
( elephant rider property shark sighted!,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:00,
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Yay for Sidekick Pete! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:03,
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Leechy Pete appears every Monday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday - see you next time!
hahaha great headingtralala.
I shall put it under my hat are read it later.
(I shall put it under my hat are read it later.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:40,
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Sweet barking cheese!
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:43,
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^this= weekendGO WILD
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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:43,
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Never tie your shoelaces in revolving doorways.There ya go.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:49,
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Subjectlolz!I knew today would be a good day!
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:45,
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is it because of the cricket? i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:53,
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no my ankle was hurting before that.I hurt it many years ago and never went to the doctors, and for no good reason or the slightest awkward movement causes it to be painful for a while. maybe i should have gone to the doctors. meanwhile this is because of the cricket:
www.b3ta.com/board/9141762
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Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:56,
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www.b3ta.com/board/9141762
hahaha!Brilliant :)
Although I must point out, I've been calling him a cunt for quite a while now.
(Although I must point out, I've been calling him a cunt for quite a while now.
i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:01,
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ouch i just sat on myselfthought someone should know
( Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:55,
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:)
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:00,
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The Brothers Mcleod animation is wonderful prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:00,
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"beaver"*giggles*
EDIT: Fucks sake!!
(EDIT: Fucks sake!!
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:36,
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Do beavers have no skills then?
Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:36,
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They're excellent marksmenbut their lack of metalworking knowhow makes such talents next to useless.
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:37,
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*memorises for future use*also: you said beaver :D
( i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:37,
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and bake at 180°C for 50 minutes Manic can teach you the secret of fire,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:40,
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them pink beaversare hardest to spot...
lovely piccy!
edit - I just realised... beaver! OMG!
(lovely piccy!
edit - I just realised... beaver! OMG!
enceladus,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:38,
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*prints*I'll keep this with me for reference.
also: you said beaver
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:38,
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Did you have it stuffed? mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:42,
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Yes,so now I can stroke it all the time. It makes me feel happy.
( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:47,
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how, then, do you identifya velocer raptor?
(
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:45,
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Their deadly skills are not ninja-based(they prefer the Chinese martial arts)
( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:46,
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so - then - the only real way to tellis to be attacked by one, by which time it may already be too late for you.
Those crafty bastards!
(Those crafty bastards!
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:48,
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They've got it all worked out.I've seen the secret documentation.
( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:56,
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Perhaps dogs could spot terrorists.
Perhaps not.
Smallbrainfield,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:31,
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I think this is the same idea as the one belowbut good.
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:33,
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Hahaha this is brilliant!*Satellite Dish LOL*
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:33,
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HahahaB.O.? Brown odour?
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:34,
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ahh, the famous smell-o-scope! :D
(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:49,
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*clicks like a man possessed* HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:32,
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hahahahaFP'ness lolz
*clickety click
(*clickety click
sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 19:45,
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Naughty thread deleter!In future, you should use the edit button :)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:29,
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I missed that.Grrr. Doesn't happen ofter but dontcha hate it when your image searching for sources for a shop and you find one already done?!
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:31,
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I understood it more when you fucked up the codezbut welcome!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:29,
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I'm probably being really thick but I don't get it. riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:30,
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It's his wife's head in the box at the end. J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:31,
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You are Trinny and/or SusannahAICMFP
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:33,
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the one with the cock(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:48,
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I wouldn't kick either of them out of bed for farting.but then I guess I haven't had any in a while, and am therefore less choosy.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:55,
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wear something which really shows off your assetsor your ass
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:42,
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THERE IS A DOGS HOME IN BATTERSEA!! THERE IS ALSO A POWER STATION.
Click for bigger (74 kb)
shoutyteim!
Bruce Willis was dead all the the time. mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:35,
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TELL ME WHYHahaha I really like this. But then again, I am a cam freak.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:28,
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I wanna shootoooo-oo-o-oot
the whole day down.
(the whole day down.
chenobble rocking his explorer beard on,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:32,
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Arf.I don't like fridays either. It's just started to rain here.
( elephant rider property shark sighted!,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:29,
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Arf!and a *click*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:29,
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hahaha!this particular friday is all of the awesome and wondrous :)
( i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:32,
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May I suggest;The comic stylings of Chloe at the self titled "Chloe Comedy Club"
Or
Collected Curios telethon: All your characters standing by to take phone call donations? What good cause is it all for? You decide.
(,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:30,
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Or
Collected Curios telethon: All your characters standing by to take phone call donations? What good cause is it all for? You decide.
HUG TYME!Woo!
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:31,
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This one has too many sharp edges Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:35,
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all the lights went out a few episodes ago Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:41,
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drink more beermonkey beer
(
Dont point it at your face up the ass,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:43,
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I like it when I miss a couple of theseand I get to catch up
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:44,
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Scarlet seemed to adapt pretty quickly,but perhaps that was only because — separated from the other organic processors — she got a wee bit ditzy.
Hmmm. I wonder what the denizens and the quad-tail cluster would make of each other?
(Hmmm. I wonder what the denizens and the quad-tail cluster would make of each other?
Bee Nice |-|,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:50,
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wootI love this
They are trapped? Perhaps hal controls the door.
summon the denizens! or use there popcorn gun
edit : I am hovering on the edge of making a rl kat on an inflatable chair
farm4.static.flickr.com/3531/3238257647_056ae2991d.jpg
(They are trapped? Perhaps hal controls the door.
summon the denizens! or use there popcorn gun
edit : I am hovering on the edge of making a rl kat on an inflatable chair
farm4.static.flickr.com/3531/3238257647_056ae2991d.jpg
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:55,
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MACSLOL!But seriously, are you really that bothered by Windows?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:24,
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This always baffles meI use a mac and a pc with windows XP and ive always thought XP is fantastic.
( Victor Meldrew,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:37,
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Windows isn't perfect,but neither are MAC OS or Linux or any OS for that matter.
To be honest with you, I think it is just people without anything much more exciting in their lives who worry about it too much ;)
(To be honest with you, I think it is just people without anything much more exciting in their lives who worry about it too much ;)
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:44,
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This is a perfect response.I have to go outside now, I'm laughing too much.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:31,
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APPLE INFIDEL*burns embassy*
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:26,
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Am I the only onewho's sick of this bandwagon? I'm starting to long for the good old iPod ones, and that's saying a lot.
(,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:28,
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no, hence this is my response to everytime one is posted epiphany coming live from sweden,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:29,
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*damn great LOLs*:D
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:28,
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bwahahahathis is sooooooooooo full of fucking win.....
(
Just Flange,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:48,
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This one's the best.They're still OK when posted within threads, but collective patience will quickly wane.
( elephant rider property shark sighted!,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:31,
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of all the images in this bandwagonthis is my favourite.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:47,
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i partially agree with this. but seriously fuck off and take your overpricedmemory wasting unreliable pinkflashy fuzzbucket made for girls and poofs with you.
TUX PWNS ALL!!
ALL HAIL LINUS TORVALDS
PRAISE BE TO STALLMAN
(,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:28,
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TUX PWNS ALL!!
ALL HAIL LINUS TORVALDS
PRAISE BE TO STALLMAN
rightI think we should club together and get THIS printed on the side of buses.
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:30,
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I use both and can confirm that bothcan be equally infuriating at times and equally awesome. The windows/mac argument is for people with far too much time on their hands. How do you think your descendants will view you if this is all you have to show for your time on earth?
( Smallbrainfield,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:38,
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Decided not to fight the bandwagon?though this IS good...
( HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:37,
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No computer is completeWithout two mouse buttons.
Apple should go back to harvesting fruit.
(,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:58,
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Apple should go back to harvesting fruit.
Some oil refinery has agreed to use a loadof italians to do their work, and also the olympic stadia are to be built be immigrant workers, and everyone's pised off because they haven;'t gone to uk workers.
( Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:25,
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Look carefully at the original wording on the image on the BBC News front page
(,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:27,
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er...Is it becase Sinbad is in the crowd (though he's in the original)
( @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:30,
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As inFukc jobs for British workers? Do we have any workers anymore?!
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:37,
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I'm sure this must have bindun, but I wanted a go too
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:17,
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Davros!Inventor of the Daleks? Scourge of humanity? Enemy of Dr Who?
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:20,
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I get that,but not the referenced story....
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:22,
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*dons fedora and really long scarf, grins inanely*would you like a jelly baby?
(,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:22,
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I was trying to do this.Woo!
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:21,
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pfftThose crazy bankers and world leaders getting together to chinwag about how terrible the economy is over pate and champagne.
(
Octo I ruin everything.,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:21,
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I hope someone grasps the fact that Robert Pestonis out of the country, therefore allowing us to deny him the ability to get back in, and thus saving the last shreds of my sanity by no longer having to endure his total inability to string a coherent sentence together.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:26,
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niceDavros whould have shut the populist swine
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:23,
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let davros' dapper demeanourfool nobody - that man is bad news.
( enceladus,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:25,
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I was just working on thisafter something I said earlier but he has beaten me to it. So he is a thief! ;)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:15,
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Don't use the d-word in here!!! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:18,
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*ear twitch*I sense a disturbance in the force.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:19,
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NO NO NO!! we need this in the thread right away!!!
Click for bigger (104 kb)
sushi be buggered, as soon as he posts his, you cry HAHAHA BINDUN smuggly!!!
Wouldn't it work better if we didn't know where they were? Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:14,
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Or if they were blowing up Pat Butcher @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:15,
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ewwwww..... Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:16,
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She probably has a magnificant penis @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:24,
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and impressive balls. Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:26,
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The smiley has sunglasses on!Security compromised! Code red!
( enceladus,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:17,
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Is that my funhouse? Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:01,
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Mmmmm!Melanie and Martina!
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=tH1LvL3u9vk
(uk.youtube.com/watch?v=tH1LvL3u9vk
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:07,
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Ha ha ha!He is a cunt too :D
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:20,
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we just lost. :( badly.that was the jist of what he said in his post match interview.
(,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:23,
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oh yes.....No - swallow all of of it, bitch!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:17,
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It's a whole lotta funprizes to be won...
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:03,
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Me and my friends once followedPat Sharp round Leicester Square.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:07,
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ha ha hathat's one of the best stories I've ever heard
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:10,
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"... then he went into HMV and we got bored" Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:10,
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Not quite.He noticed us following him, and he asked if we would like an autograph. We got scared and ran away. Then we went to the Trocadero and went on that big jumpy ride thing.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:12,
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well - I'm going to see Arlo Guthri tonightLIVE (in Durham)
ALRO GUTHRIE!!!!!!!! once I've done that I only really need to see the Beastie boys (in 1989) and I can die happy.
(ALRO GUTHRIE!!!!!!!! once I've done that I only really need to see the Beastie boys (in 1989) and I can die happy.
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:14,
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yeahI was a little shocked too.
I've checked Jake Thackray and he's dead though.
(I've checked Jake Thackray and he's dead though.
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:19,
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I discovered him recently...what lovely diction that man had - and such dry wit.
( enceladus,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:22,
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yupI went through my iPod most played the other day and I felt like my grandad... need to get listening to more R_Kelly and P_Diddy and ... SingleLetter_NameEndingInY
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:24,
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No, no you don't. No one ever needs that. mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:42,
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\o/I didn't realises b3tards were such Guthrie fans
:D
it makes sense though
(:D
it makes sense though
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:20,
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Big admirer hereWe played a tribute to him on a woodstockfestival here in the netherlands with my band.
(,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:39,
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What a life you lead ;D i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:12,
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Seriously lady,you wait till you hear my bus pass story! It is the best story you will ever hear in your life! I just can't wait until there is a Public Transport QOTW!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:13,
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You've built it up nowIt'd better be good...
or else
(or else
i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:16,
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careful Sush - she's a gypsy bare knuckle fighting queenshe may only be small but she's a bugger when she's riled
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:19,
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This doesn't surprise me.I know people from Faversham....
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:26,
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Pat Sharp often tells methe same story, but from his persepective.
( enceladus,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:14,
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*sore throat lols* Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:17,
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