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# Hellooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:43, archived)
# handsome :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Excelent.
Now apologize!
/click
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:45, archived)
# I don't see why he should.
It's all 100% true.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Arf!
Is that the working eye or the broken one?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:45, archived)
# I would say it is the broken eye
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:47, archived)
# He's still an idiot!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Hahahaha!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:47, archived)
# i clike this
top job
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:48, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:49, archived)
# splendid
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:51, archived)
# he makes the tories
look good! :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:51, archived)
# hahaha
i hope clarkson gets to see this-he'll love it
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Hahaha - on that note, have this!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:21, archived)
# eep
how does he...
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:28, archived)
# like a twat I believe
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:38, archived)
# That is absolutely uncanny.
I was sat on the white horse with the paper earlier and i thought to myself " I must do a pic of cyclops gordon in a tam o' shanter", I even thought of drool from the mouth.
I'll not bother now ;)

Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:25, archived)
# hehe
puerile minds think alike?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:28, archived)
# hahahaha!
splendid
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Have some stereotypes...
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:36, archived)
# yays
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:40, archived)
# the papers will be after you now, because you did a nawty
yays, I likes :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:38, archived)
# I did? Hahahah
Thanks! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:39, archived)
# the picture is of stereotypes, this is considered nawty by the papers that feel they have nanny everyone
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Maybe their leg had just grow?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:43, archived)
# I wouldn't worry.
The cut would soon be absorbed by it been a dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Why is the punk wearing a party hat?
Is it his birthday?

And where's the 70s Prog Rock musician?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Here you are sir :)
www.oldgranarystudio.co.uk/concerts%202008/Rick-Wakeman-web.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Hurrah!
He's my favourite of them all. Met him, too. He signed my copy of Return the Centre of the Earth.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Wakeman was, and still is, fucking awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:46, archived)
# he is laying in a ditch, stoned out of his head and looking at the multi coloured cows
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:45, archived)
# so many cows
so little moo

man
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Maybe it is...
:D


I have another page of stereotypes still to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Very nice :)
In other news, I watched SLC Punk the other day for the first time, on your recommendation. I very much enjoyed it :) Jason Segel FTMFW!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Yayyyy!
:D

That movie makes my life. I always cry at the end. :[[
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:47, archived)
# It was very sad when Bob popped his clogs.
But kind of uplifting too, if you know what I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Yeah, I know what you mean.
But, like...the way Stevo reacts makes me go all :'[ cos of how he's like 'What am I gonna do for friends now??' and 'This wasn't supposed to happennn!' And then he changes.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:50, archived)
# It will make more sense for you when
you are older. People change ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Hahahahah
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:54, archived)
# I like Indie best
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Me, too.
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:51, archived)
# hah
punk looks like me, but with more hair!

noice!
(Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:02, archived)
[challenge entry] indoor jihad


Click for bigger (196 kb)
(clut, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Arf!
I always wanted indoor fireworks when I was younger :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:36, archived)
# They're crap
Although indoor sparklers are cool.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:36, archived)
# They are exactly the same as outdoor ones!!
Just shorter,making them alot more dangerous!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:39, archived)
# *covets*
Danger woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Danger's my middle name!
No. Wait. It's Sparkler.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:45, archived)
# I thought your middle name was Dorian?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:46, archived)
# And your's is Tarquin:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Ha!
Jokes on you fool! My middle name is Patrick.

Ah begorah!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:50, archived)
# MWAHAHAHA no the jokes on you.
You don't even know what your middle name is!!!
It's Whoop!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Oh fuck!
You're right :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:56, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:00, archived)
# is there really much difference between indoors and outdoors sparklers?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:39, archived)
# length
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:47, archived)
# I know that, but chemicaly they are the same
so why not just buy normal ones and say sod it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Or just cut one normal one
in half.

2 for the price of 1! WIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:57, archived)
# I don't think so
Or smoke detectors would be set off.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:57, archived)
# depends how big your room is
if it's a barn or a warehouse probably not, but as a rule of thumb outdoors is generally much bigger
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:50, archived)
# chortle
not to be sold to minor mujahideens(over 16's only)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:22, archived)
# juggle
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:30, archived)
# yays
I know I'm alone in thinking this but the 2012 logo is pretty clever.
Fashion trends tend to go in 20 year cycles and so by 2012 they will be heavily influenced from the early 90's so it's more than possible that by then it will be fashionally up to date.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:32, archived)
# The use of a font far too close to Comic Sans for my liking
makes it unforgivable.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:33, archived)
# I was in a clothes shop yesterday and noticed that fashions are obviously progresing to the late 80's/early 90's as there were some colourful waistcoats in there.
I'm worried.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Nowt wrong with waistcoats!
Well, monochrome ones anyway....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:36, archived)
# You'll notice this is for the reason of people of approximately
15-23 wanting to be part of the scene just before they were born/during early childhood, and thus recreate it.

I'm such an early 90s fan myself, and this is all I can put it down to.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Oh yes
It's a lot down to what their parents were into then they were young as well.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:48, archived)
# shooting japanese people?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Were the 1980s heavily influenced by the 1960s, then?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Very much so.
and very influenced by the 70's in the 90's
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Flower power yuppies.
Psychedelic goths.
Bauhaus in loon pants.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Flares came back into fashion and the whole psycedelia thing was very big
Think of the B52's
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:46, archived)
# They formed in the late 70s.
Vaguely ironic retro-psychedelia was still fashionable in the 90s.
That's not the same thing as twenty year cycles.
In the 50s there were teds, who dressed in an Edwardian style, which is at least a 40 year gap.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:01, archived)
# OK well think of the music at that time
Very influenced by the 70's. Today it is the 80's with undertones of the 60's.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:04, archived)
# I don't remember it being
fashionable in the early 90s to have a logo that looked like a paraplegic falling from a multi-storey car park. I guess I was only young then though....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:35, archived)
# The inks to make neon dyes at an affordable rate were a new technology then
and heavily over used.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:38, archived)
# What you're saying is that by the time it comes around, the logo will be
Fresh.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Top juggling!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:37, archived)
# hahaha
woo yay and 5 hoopla's
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Pity the merger never went ahead.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:14, archived)
# I like this.
That'll get those tourists to git orf moi laaaaand.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:15, archived)
# I want one
Also, ban this sick filth
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Just the synopsis makes me cry!!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:31, archived)
# it is sick, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:32, archived)
# It's worse than you think!
He was adopted my a Vietnamese family!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Oi thats the book I wank too!
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:34, archived)
# and its not even out yet
you stole it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:40, archived)
# haha
"Maybe tomorrow! they're gonna put him down"
"until tomorrow, he's livin on borrowed tiiiaAAAAAame"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Top stuff.
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:31, archived)
# coolness
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:34, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm in your tea factory sweeping sawdust into your teabags!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:13, archived)
# that's not terrorism
it's normal pg tips production procedure
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:17, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:29, archived)
# scoundrels
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:51, archived)
# heh heh-the dogs!!
how low can they stoop?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:29, archived)
# pg
i prefer tetley. i ran out of tea bags the other day and had to use PG which tasted weird, now i know why!
(Mr Chicken, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 22:35, archived)
# sickipedia got FP'd
but for all the wrong reasons...


click for full 151kb

what did they think the site was about, with that title...?

and nings
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 13:27, archived)
# coward
Rob Manuel, of Kentish Town, London, who manages the Sikipedia website, did not return The Star's calls or emails asking for comment.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)
# What would he have said though?
"Yes, hello tabloid, this is exactly what Sickipedia was designed for, welcome to the internets. Bye now."
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)
# that's pretty much what i would have said.
adding, "it's your choice whether to view it or not.
people will always make sick jokes after any tragedy. that's humanity, get over it. goodbye, mr news person, and fuck off."
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Yes, this.
2012 Olympic Fever has been sweeping the nation.

Just the other day a South Yorkshire girl entered the fencing.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 13:52, archived)
# More like
Ginger nut Rob Manual is quoted as saying, 'Pot, kettle, black.'

'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 13:59, archived)
# ahaha
let's ask him if he wants to go sledging...

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Ah! The truths comes out.


EDIT: This could actually be quite interesting as I know there are members of the press who would relish the chance at getting their claws into b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Well the stupid cow shouldn't have used a car roof as sledge to start with
and she should of jumped of when it was heading for the fence.

(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:19, archived)
# *shhh*
The Star will be listening!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:27, archived)
# oh hahahahaha
that took way too long!
specsavers?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:20, archived)
# I raelly wanna shop that girl now
But I know the press will be watching b3ta ready to pounce.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Meh. Once it's been started there's no point stopping it.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:31, archived)
# No tattyshop on this PC
Just imagine a Sister Sledge image.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Pfft
That would possibly be pushing the luck of B3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Hum.
Does libel apply to the dead?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)
# no, this is all they have:
According to Section Four of the Public Order Act: "A person is guilty of an offence if, with intent to cause a person harassment, alarm or distress, he uses threatening, abusive or insulting words or behaviour, or disorderly behaviour, or displays any writing, sign or other visible representation which is threatening, abusive or insulting, thereby causing that or another person harassment, alarm or distress."
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Apparently "you can't libel the dead" is a well known saying.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/4630243.stm
I didn't know.
I would have thought the deceased should be able to sue for any damages incurred after their death.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 13:46, archived)
# The next person who verbally abuses me is going to get sued
then I will become rich and rule the world!

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:14, archived)
# I presume that a living family can sue for libel against a dead member of the family
Or maybe they would just claim emotional damages?

edit : ^ I stand corrected
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Do we have the tort of emotional distress in this country?
I rather hope our law encourages all to distress one another as much as we like, in the absence of material harm.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Woah could you imagine an entire family pressing for loss of earnings due to emotional damage.
That must nearly be 10 quid in yorkshire!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:00, archived)
# arf!!!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Nope
Presumably they'd sue for 'distress' or 'emotional damage' if anything.

"Of their dead relative, there are no circumstances under which a family could sue for libel." - source: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/4630243.stm
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 13:48, archived)
# It would be quite hard
They have to take action in America I think as that is where the site is hosted.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:08, archived)
# But it's not where Rob is, so that wouldn't work very well.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Yeah but this is how a lot of these spamming viagra sites get away with it.
The are hosted in some of the poorer Asian countries.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:19, archived)
# What puzzles me is:
you can apparently sue for emotional damage as part of a claim for road traffic accident compensation, and for injury to feelings as part of a discrimination case. So if Rob had published sick jokes about their deceased relative while simultaneously running them over in a car, or refusing to employ them because of their race, then they could claim.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:30, archived)
# rob didn't post them though
All they can do is make him takwe them down. He can just say he was unaware that they'd been posted.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:50, archived)
# ah
the old 'plausible deniability' chestnut

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:56, archived)
# "Reporter discovers Internet"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 13:43, archived)
# shock, horror!
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
# 'Reporter discovers something to whine about'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Aye, there's no such thing as bad publicity.
* watches hits on sickipedia go exponential (just for research purposes of course)

(doogle i've got maddy, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Argh!
Return of the Verbless Headline!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Nono
the headline is complaining about how death is joking about anger. Maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Haha ha!
I just read some of the jokes. LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Linky for the lazy
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Most of those are pretty shit
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 13:54, archived)
# the star report is factually incorrect:
there's five pages of jokes. not three
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)
# i didn't know the site actually existed
i thought it was a mere figment of rob's warped imagination.

ban this sick filth now!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Who you going to call, GOATFUCKERS
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:01, archived)
# when there's something strange, in your neighbourhood
who's it gonna be?
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Rob Manual!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:15, archived)
# I think you'll find that's the right reasons.
It's SICKipedia, after all.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:18, archived)
# See it's all well and good all these
... but really if you get a little bit of glee out of ppeople not grokking the way this works, having a giggle at the stupid upset people because they don't understands t3h internets and all it's cleverness, well you're a bit of a cunt.

You have to remember some poor fucker did basically get her head cut off by barbed wire, like a couple of days ago. You have to understand peoples feelings might be, you know, somewhat raw still.

Don't get me wrong, humour is the cure for everything I am an advocate of jokes about anything, thinking its funny that the people who don't get this are upset or in someway stupid, meh you really do have to go and fuck yourself.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Life is unfair. I'm afraid it's a "get over it" type thing.
If it upsets you, don't bloody read it. Nice'n'simple.

If your kid has just died you don't go about googling her name, do you.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Not the point I was making.
I am refering to the people who delight in the fact that this kind of thing upsets people. It's meta as it's not about the joke itself but rather that people like that the joke upsets people.

I doubt very much wether the parents jumped onto google to search for the name of thier child just after she died, thats a dumb assumption, and you know it. People like oh I don't know, reporters? Most likely found it researching who the fuck she was, then stuck it in the families face.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Ah right. Then yes, I see your point.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:40, archived)
# "Hey, here's a couple of results from a website called sickipedia"

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:38, archived)
# i agree with most of that
the bits that made sense anyway...

i can laugh about it, because i didn't know her. the people who did probably wouldn't have been aware of the sickipedia jokes about her without the meeja sticking their oar in.

it's only a 'shock horror' because they have made it so.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Shhh... it makes not sense because I am on drugs.
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:32, archived)
# "These jokes are extremely distressing to anyone..."
well not just anyone, clearly. There are at least a few people who think they're really funny.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:40, archived)
# ning peeps
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 12:39, archived)
# hahahaha ace :D
Best trade he will ever make :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 12:43, archived)
# DOGSPONG
DOGSPONGDOGSPONGDOGSPONGDOGSPONGDOGSPONGDOGSPONGDOGSPONG

:D
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 12:44, archived)
# :D Good work.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 12:50, archived)
# happy birthday chap
before you know it you'll be all grown up and mature like me.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Hehe cheers matey

Grown up you say? My girlfriend just phoned from the store to ask which lego set I like best ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 12:56, archived)
# if things break down between you
then I'll gladly pick up the pieces
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 12:57, archived)
# boom boom!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 13:05, archived)
# hehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Lucky bastard.
Which one are you going for?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 13:34, archived)
# I just went into Argos to specifically look at what Lego sets they had.
I want some.
I FUCKING WANT SOME.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Happy Birthday, Sir.
It's also mine :)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 13:13, archived)
# It is?

*birthday high five*

If you want, you can put this in your profile ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Ooooh *Returns high five*
Thank you kindly, it's my first badge.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 13:24, archived)
# pwhoar!! :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 12:55, archived)
# i had this game finished with it saved right before the end so i could do the
side quests,then i accidently deleted my profile..........fuck
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 12:57, archived)
# oh fuck yes
*click* this is awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Zank!
How do?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 13:24, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Hehehe
SPURNED
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 13:10, archived)
# excellent
:)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Hah!
I've yet to find the Pimp Boots.
Found the hat though...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 13:44, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 16:00, archived)
# RIS...
... But is it just me or does that wolf look very gay in that last frame?
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 22:53, archived)
# it's the dog that looks gay to you?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 23:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 11:54, archived)
# needs moar ...up of the leg of her drawers
however..
hahahahahahaha! love this :)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 11:56, archived)
# oooeerrr
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 12:52, archived)
# would!!
meanwhile youtube is ruining my childhood

www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0NZ-woVoGQ&feature=related
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Ha!
I love that :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 12:15, archived)
# watch the pingu appy crimbo as well.
in the related, not as funny but still pretty good.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 12:17, archived)
# also go listen to all the wonderful songs i posted down there VV
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Fuck you!
Ok.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Brummie Baywatch
I likes this one on the tube, search it.

And love watching this piece of art...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PupR5V9aE2s&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! mattyremf, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 12:20, archived)
# brummie baywatch needs more slags with big hooters.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 12:24, archived)
# You confuse Birmingham
with Essex young jimmy my lad!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 12:28, archived)
# as far as im concerned everywhere needs more slags with big hooters. not least of all three feet away.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Ok................RIS
Who TF is she?
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 12:47, archived)
# This is for Prodigy69 :)

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 11:48, archived)
# hahahahaha
I love this very much.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Nice
But would be better with slightly longer delays on the 1st and last frames
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 11:53, archived)
# my magic wand don't do that mate
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 11:57, archived)
# What programme you use for making GIFs bud?
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 12:06, archived)
# just paintnet and Unfreez
don't own any fancy laadeedah stuff me!
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 12:11, archived)
# put in the first and last image
TWICE!

magic!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 12:32, archived)
# oooh top tip
ta xx
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 12:33, archived)
# done
thank you and Ravenous for your suggestions x
hope you find it improved
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Yup, that's EXACTLY what I've got as well....
....but I ALWAYS seem to b******s up the optimisation.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 12:33, archived)
# didnt even now what optimisation was till two weeks ago :)
still learning
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 13:14, archived)
# hahaha
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Oh GO ON then.................ONE more!!!!!
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 11:55, archived)
# No more buses
Please!!!

(I helped save b3ta! mattyremf, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Haha!
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 12:04, archived)
# hahahaha... have a sponsored Jesus!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 12:06, archived)
# hahahahaha
how luverly
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Got no replies..........But there it is FWIW. (Great minds think alike, eh? LOL)
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post214601
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 12:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 12:42, archived)
# have the parabolas of jesus
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 12:17, archived)
# that's just how it would look today
top pic
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:33, archived)
# FUCKING KITTENS!
i was enjoying that bus ad thingy - after 67,459 of the cunts they're starting to grow one me!
Edit: yes, i am pointing at you!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 12:27, archived)
# who me???
:(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:04, archived)
# II didn't want to get on the twunt Bus!
And so i spent hours making this, got hypothermia now...
:'(

Enjoy


edit: Made it bit smaller... i'm getting there slowly, now that the special school has got kittens who supervise the weekends and point out potential bandwidth problems. *dribbles on keyboard*
(I helped save b3ta! mattyremf, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Brilliant
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Top curating, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 11:29, archived)
# You win at cocks.
meanwhile: is this glasscock from like 1998

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWCTwE6juqI&feature=related
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 11:30, archived)
# I find your phallus strangely pleasing
And the snowcock isn't bad either LOL
PS. Bonus points for the spunky bits
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Ahhh but did you notice
The snow figure climbing the wall on the right??

(you could see it better in the bigger one.)
(I helped save b3ta! mattyremf, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Sorry, didn't spot it
So how big would the snowcock be if it weren't for the shrinkage factor?
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 11:44, archived)
# 124 hands
or 6.8 fathoms
(I helped save b3ta! mattyremf, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 11:47, archived)
# That's a large cock you've got there
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Disturbing cock toaster ftw
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 11:51, archived)
# just out of curiosity where was this masterpiece constructed
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Chav capital of the UK
Telford!
(I helped save b3ta! mattyremf, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 11:40, archived)
# shame,
a chum was telling me about one some of her students erected up the side of her school gym the other day, mid ofsted inspection, the head was none to pleased and set about it with a broom. she didn't manage to get a pic unfortunately, it was a long shot but i hoped this was the offending sculpture
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 11:44, archived)
# I was going to ask this
Looks a hell of a lot like a wall at my old school

edit: Apparently not!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 11:41, archived)
# twas a school
Are you from the shire?
(I helped save b3ta! mattyremf, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Nah
I guess a lot of schools have walls like that
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Only old ones.
That encouraged children to climb to dangerous heights.. there is two slabs sticking out the wall slightly staggered.. enough to encourage one to climb the lower slab and attempt to jump to the higher one. Much fun when you are twelve, and as a result get 12 weeks off school..
(I helped save b3ta! mattyremf, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Where's the snow womenly parts?
I can't write the name of the part. I laugh too much
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 11:37, archived)
#

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Have you seen
the black country alphabet...

*Looks for linky*

www.youtube.com/watch?v=meALhh0vrxM
(I helped save b3ta! mattyremf, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 11:53, archived)
# hahaha this was a related
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXa5Ukudj0M&feature=related

i liked it
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 12:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 11:58, archived)
# alphabet-tap?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 12:01, archived)
# H to O
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 12:02, archived)
# oh. *headclunk*
*headclunk**headclunk**headclunk**headclunk**headclunk**headclunk**headclunk**headclunk**headclunk*
*headclunk**headclunk**headclunk**headclunk**headclunk**headclunk**headclunk*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 12:12, archived)
# hahaha..
...and you a scientist!

:o)
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 12:20, archived)
# im a mathematican not a chemist.
i tried making a word out of it as well :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 12:32, archived)
# I shall get right on it
LOLZ
(I helped save b3ta! mattyremf, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Minor adjustment...........(Hope it's ok)
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Your cock = WIN
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 12:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:52, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:53, archived)
# think someone did this yesterday :)

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:54, archived)
# ...
It's still on the top of the popular page...
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 13:14, archived)
# it's the buswagon!! all aboard the lolbus.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:56, archived)
# oh god not again..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)
# hahahahaha
edit sorry.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:58, archived)
# omg take your own bloody advice!
www.b3ta.com/board/9163237
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 11:01, archived)
# .
ahhaahhaahah6
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 11:52, archived)
# ha ha ha
like this one
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:59, archived)
# So....tired.... of the bus thing....
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 11:10, archived)
# no my train is usually late.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)
# All together now...
My baby takes the morning train
He works from 9 til 5 and then
He takes another home again
To find ? waiting for him...
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 11:20, archived)
# :( i feel lonely now.
ah well more booze...

edit: i wonder if i can annoy more than killerkitti with my taste (hehe) in music

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JimbOFCIuBI
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 11:21, archived)
# LOLOLOLOL
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVsTOrWtEXM&feature=related
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 11:25, archived)
# rofles anyone still reading this tripe?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKaUL2mtAqA
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 11:30, archived)
# umm
done properly without lip synk
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSdSqXwZkAo&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 11:36, archived)
# lipsinc was the best thing about bandstand
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Nah, I like this stuff better ;)
Best 'dance' video ever! This is what having a laugh is all about in Aussie music, eh?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdPKKJk_mLw&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 11:32, archived)
# hahahah
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgA2d0zHspM
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Bloody hell, great find!
I haven't heard that song since the mid '90's!
Brill!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 11:43, archived)
# umm
boris headline2
just finished making this I dont know why
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 11:29, archived)
# yay
is that one of your squirrels fp'd?nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:38, archived)
[challenge entry] some say it's already happened!

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Hehehe, more dalek proofing!
btw: pro tip for cutting down on size, have that last animated bit as a separate image.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:49, archived)
# or just optimise it better :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:54, archived)
# optimised it as best as i could on Paintnet
thought it fitted the criterion for file size
:(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)
# it does! and it's fine,
nothing wrong with it, just saying it's another option is all :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:59, archived)
# well i'm crying now
hope you're satisfied !!!!!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 11:01, archived)
# oh noes...emergency kitten with added rabbit
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 11:06, archived)
# you had me with the kitten
:)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# I'll have sweet and sour rabbit with kitten in blackbean sauce
and a large portion of white rice, thanks.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Racist!
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 12:14, archived)
# ive had that kitten
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 11:46, archived)
# emergency goalie kitteh
(MP3J part2, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 11:47, archived)
# :)
Kitten is wondering how tasty flopsy bunny will be served with jalapeño beans when it's older and a big ferocious tiger
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Oh Hai
Am you a kittin too?
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:47, archived)
# hahaha dalek proofing
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:56, archived)
# hehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Nice idea
but since when did councils ever pay any attention to petitions and the views of their constituents?
Ours sure doesn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
# get it off your chest love
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 14:28, archived)
# hahaha-brilliant
*still lollin'*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:40, archived)
[challenge entry] petty terrorism you say?
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:36, archived)
# I think I have the same watch as that terrorist.
I got it on eBay. Totally adds resale value, cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Ha!
Nice font for the tagging. Whats it called?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:39, archived)
# alhambra :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Ah I see.
The Spanish branch of Al Qaida :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:47, archived)
# No it's a QVC product. The All Ham Bra
Now you can combine the wonders of breasts and bacon!

'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 11:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Got Your Number!
(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:39, archived)
# They've already got my number.
text118118.com/livefeed.aspx
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:40, archived)
# hmm
How do you make a women come?
(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:45, archived)
# You shout,
OI Bitch! Come here!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:47, archived)
# I'll try that
(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:48, archived)
# bullshit.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:52, archived)
# yes...why is it a ring of fire?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Ha
Good to see him giving something back.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:26, archived)
# problem is he gave too much in the first place.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:30, archived)
# pfffft.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:30, archived)
# feckin' HALOPHILE!
/geek blog
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:31, archived)
# up the shitter!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:37, archived)
# I can not actually believe how lacist this is!
:D Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:39, archived)
# he was probably knows as gary gritter in veitnam as in:
"oh mistla gritter no i only 12"
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Needs more glit-grit


here, have a pea
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:42, archived)
# This advert gets on my nerves...
(I helped save b3ta! Ambiguous, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:19, archived)
# ^ This post gets on my nerves...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:19, archived)
# whut?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:20, archived)
# I think we should all communicate with signs on the sides of buses.
Preferably in three colours.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:26, archived)
#

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:32, archived)
# I was going to do a bus
explaining that 'bandwagons' only takes a single G

...but I couldn't be arsed
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:37, archived)
# here have this one
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Buses are so yesterday..
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:53, archived)
# yesterday...all my buses seemed so far away.
but now they come three at once...
oh how i long for decent poetry...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Poetry you say..
K3b/-\b likes poetry
but I cannot rhyme for shit
haikus are gay

:D enjoy
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 11:08, archived)
# haha my name rather arses up the first line...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Shunnnnn
well you choose your name. Should of gone for something with one syllable!
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 11:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:22, archived)
#
Maddy (209 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 11:02, archived)
#
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:29, archived)
# hahaha Harry Secombe? :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:40, archived)
# supposed to be sortof him sort of neddie seagoon
although neddie seagoon was a radio character, so he's kindof hard to draw.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:44, archived)
# it's fab
I love The Goon Show
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:47, archived)
# i believe i have all the episodes existing (except as i recall oddly, the last goon show of all) as mp3s. got them long before torrents, i wonder if they're out there again
edit: yup all there, goodie, I don't feel obliged to put effort in now. :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:36, archived)
# sploosh!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:06, archived)
# * Looks.... Waits......

Woo, I predicted the ending - WINS!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:07, archived)
# it were going to be my hand splatting moi
but the video file was blank.. shitty webcams. so i old skooled instead :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Good job you didn't....

"* Looks... Hands....." sounds a bit wrong?

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:13, archived)
# haha that'll teach you.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:08, archived)
# i think it needs a wee puddle before the splat.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:08, archived)
# this is true of most things in life
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:10, archived)
# im sorry i had to
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:13, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:14, archived)
# :)
I can shit through my trousers.

that is my superpower
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:17, archived)
# most people learn to take them off.
besides, i presumed there would be a hole in the back of them...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:18, archived)
# you presumed wrong
and they're not green

the world is a lie.

EDIT: my original anim gets shitter the more I look at it. I feel I have achieved something today.. :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:19, archived)
# i learned that the hard way a long time ago :'(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:21, archived)
# is it ... a bird ?
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 8:28, archived)
# squirrel in bits!
this is very nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 8:28, archived)
# it... is... a bird....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 8:33, archived)
# it's a schooner
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 9:41, archived)
# it looks like a surf plot in matlab...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 8:34, archived)
# Nice.


In other news... BAN THIS SICK FILTH
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 9:03, archived)
# hum, i have an in principle objection to posting on links but i have an overwhelming desire to through my two bobs worth in.
I think that's all a bit of shit.

I really don't like being forced fed other peoples' faiths and atheism for that matter. I'm happy to discuss it and such but really it's personal matter and I think it should stay that way.

If the word sex can be banned as offensive from a billboard (in oz anyway) then all of these self righteous adds on buses can get the fuck out. It's not a question of dodgy advertising, it's a question of what and what is not basically offensive to the general person's beliefs.

BAN THE FUCKING LOT OF THEM.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 9:16, archived)
# Calm Down.... It's Only An Advert...

EDIT: I tried to find the advert this quote came from for you Mr Aussie bloke, just in case you had not seen it.

Unfortunately I could only find the remix version
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Must be the only man I've ever seen who built his whole fucking life around ONE movie.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 9:43, archived)
# But I have never been in a movie?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Heh Heh................I meant Michael Winner. (In the Commercial)
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Oh... Silly me...

It's a bit of a SnowBoard this morning....

Snow Slow
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:02, archived)
# ave it!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 9:44, archived)
# ^ I like that.. and I love you..

* Wobbly has a lot of love to give today...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:03, archived)
# *^_^*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:15, archived)
# hahah that's funny.
I'm fairly calm, although i seem to have gone all sweary...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 9:53, archived)
# what I would like to see is an athiest refusing to drive them
and then the company coming to agreement that that is allowable.

I don't think it would happen though.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:07, archived)
# As an deity, I find that offensive.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 9:21, archived)
# ^ Squits!
Woo

EDIT: Also

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 9:05, archived)
# right that does it
you can have this again :)

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 9:08, archived)
# ? But I never had that in the first place ?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 9:13, archived)
# 'you' in the general collective internet sense
it wasn't a specific volley at your good self.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 9:18, archived)
# Are you trying to say the Internet makes sense?
Lies I tell you.. It's all lies!

PS: I wish the weather would hurry up and get...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 9:32, archived)
# haha
broke 100° F here today.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 9:56, archived)
# :D
Orbital were awesome!
(jlkgjsfhoj, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:20, archived)
#
were are - they're gigging again :D

*has tickets*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:29, archived)
# awesome!
I heard there was rumours they were getting back together, I didn't know it had actually happened.

*investigates*

enjoy the gig!
(jlkgjsfhoj, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:34, archived)
# big chill
also gigs in manchester and brixton.

loopz.co.uk - although prob sold out by now :(
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:40, archived)
# nice one
also that squirrel's a saucy little scamp
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 9:39, archived)
# haha
I'm kind of expecting jamnog to enter into this thread...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 9:40, archived)
# *enters*
*leaves*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 11:55, archived)
# ^ Photos or it is not true!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 9:41, archived)
#
here you go
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 9:52, archived)
# It's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 9:56, archived)
# you are badly packed
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 9:58, archived)
# damn straight, every time i go somewhere i look in my bag and see i've forgotten something
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Nice! Thanks....

* Wobbly has a lot of love to give today... but is also ¬
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Dear God we need a new thread
...but try as I might I CAN'T FUCKING HUMMUS!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 9:59, archived)
# fart joke, always popular.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:00, archived)
# you know like Harry Secombe floating around on a cloud
with pwarp written in it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:00, archived)
# now that you've said it, bazza's gunna make it and it will be insta frontpaged
but if you did it, it would go with out response.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:01, archived)
# :'(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Why are you...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:06, archived)
# ...replying to your own posts?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:07, archived)
# to ensure my place on top of the stats board.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:09, archived)
# W
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:17, archived)
# A
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:18, archived)
# N
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:18, archived)
# K
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:18, archived)
# E
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:18, archived)
# R
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:18, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:19, archived)
# needs more pylon
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Ha ha

There you go...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:21, archived)
# tbh that's not in much jeopardy
...at least while Captain Wow's not posting
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:19, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9160816
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:02, archived)
# oops.
you could try drawing a caricature...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Complete with index o.0


Because: I was chatting online to a typical Essex bint recently, she asked if i could speak more than one language; i told her i was mononlingual and, impressed by this, she went off in search online for a "monolingual translator" :]
(StreetSpirit, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 8:22, archived)
# haha
Well them Essex girls don't speak proper British innit!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 8:23, archived)
# ^ Would!

* All of them
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 9:07, archived)
# you only need to do one of them
it'll have the same medical effect :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 8:24, archived)
# happy real world birthday
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 8:27, archived)
# Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 9:22, archived)
# Is it your Birthday?
If so then happy birthday
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 8:29, archived)
# It is
and thanks ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Arf for the pic...
...and OMFG for the story.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 8:25, archived)
# sadly, more people are not yet fluent in their own first languages.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 8:30, archived)

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