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# ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Source image
I have a perverted idea.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:46, archived)
# well there's a surprise...
;p
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:51, archived)
# if you put a cock there, you will offend an entire nation
and we will form a facebook group to get you. awful things will then happen to you wormulus. awful awful things.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:53, archived)
# ^^
He's not lying you know
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:32, archived)
# hehehehehe!
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:46, archived)
# haha...
don't stop till he's downed all two litres.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:46, archived)
# it's female.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:50, archived)
# careful, you don't want a facebook group calling for your jatz on a plate
www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,25042176-1243,00.htm
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:49, archived)
# awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:50, archived)
# one from the archives
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:41, archived)
# ye spangge!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:43, archived)
# I love bumpkin
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Better?
(geebag, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:33, archived)
# racist
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:37, archived)
# terrorism isn't a race
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Corruption doesn't have a curfew
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Fish and chips
(waxdart hello., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Insurgance
is its own reward.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:44, archived)
# there's no "I" in team
but there's a "u" in cunt
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Greed doesn't care what colour you are
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:46, archived)
# a rolling stone
drowns in a swimming pool
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:46, archived)
# corruption doesn't have a curfew
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:50, archived)
# and the New York City Police Department
is filled with POLICE OFFICERS
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:53, archived)
# who carry guns on their hips and metal badges over their hearts
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:15, archived)
# I just read that in someone's profile. emvee's?
Edit:the fabulous dancing yak's.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:47, archived)
# shit
I genuinely believed I made that one up!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:47, archived)
# nah - tis old
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:50, archived)
# so am I
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Harold r u?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:56, archived)
# 43
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:58, archived)
# you old bastard you
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:00, archived)
# but there's a U in failure
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Hahahahaha
War - huh! What is it good for?

Armoured cars and tanks and guns ...

Cool exploding stuff ...

All the girls love soldiers ...

Yay for war!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Burns B3TA's embassy
and B&H, silk cut...
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Easy money
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:29, archived)
# This is rather lovely
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:40, archived)
# haha...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Hope this hasn't bindun.
(holystorm, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:21, archived)
# pfffft
Hull!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Thankfully not...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Ouch!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:23, archived)
# haha

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:25, archived)
# "Ve don't go around altering valuable artverks, Dr Venkman. Yes the joyfullness is over, I think you should go now, Yes, go!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Oh god I love you for that.
"Yes the joyfullness is over" is one of the best ever uses of the English language.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:41, archived)
# I love how completely refuse to explain his accent
"Where are you from?"
"Ze upper Vest Side"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Hahahaha yes.
"Oh I feel so funky!"

Liquid E FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:46, archived)
# "Ahhh, I alveys say 'you want to go for brunch? and you say no... Do I had the bad breath or something?'"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:51, archived)
# pfffffft
very nearly a sandwich meet monitor moment then
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:25, archived)
# oh don't
it's an hour to lunch and the apple just didn't cut it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:27, archived)
# too soon!
pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:23, archived)
# harsh... but ive seen harsher
wouldnt mind a go on the jubblies....
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:24, archived)
# oooophffffff.... to Hull with ya!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:24, archived)
# oh dear
she looks alright in some of those pics

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:24, archived)
# januarys not bad
plus the tits help
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:25, archived)
# I think we should all stop to remember
exactly how much entertainment Jade has actually provided us with
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:26, archived)
# none at all
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:29, archived)
# i have to admit i splashed one out over a picture of her mother
does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:32, archived)
# only against your application for early release
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:34, archived)
# i agree
it scares me that her only real talent is the fact she is going to die. Soon.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:27, archived)
# lolcancer
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:26, archived)
# ^this^
I'm fucking wetting myself
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Tony Hart dies at 83, b3ta's all baaaaaaw poor tony ohno tony don't die tony waaaaah
young uneducated woman from a poor background manages to make something out of her life - albeit not necessarily as a result of hard work - gets cancer and a slow imminent death and it's fucking hilarious. Methinks there are too many out there who hate her in principle simply because she seems so underclass and uneducated but has become successful.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Can I think: I don't like the manufactured publicity of reality tv show 'stars'
and I don't give a flying fuck about any of it? Nor do I give a toss about them dying, although I don't find it funny at all.

As for the double standards and snobbery, welcome to b3ta, you'll never leave.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:41, archived)
# I'm with you.
I don't like shit celebrities and I don't care either way if celebrities die really. Any of them. I didn't know them. I don't wish death on anyone (actually that's a lie, I do wish death on quite a lot of people, but only those who fit my code), or think it's funny that someone has a painful terminal illness. I'm also not particularly offended when people do think it's funny, I just find it tedious and sad that people seem to find that kind of stuff funny.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Live fast, die young, leave a great looking corpse.
Ah well, two out of three ain't bad..
(geebag, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:56, archived)
# eugenics ftw.
kill all people who are ugly, stupid, or have some other subjectively undesirable characteristic.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:01, archived)
# ^this^
all day

She deserves to die, and we'll dance on her grave cos she's a bit thick

It fucking sickens me
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:43, archived)
# and add to that, nobody has mentioned the filesize yet
*lightens mood*

/totally agrees with you
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:48, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:49, archived)
# her tits take up most of it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:52, archived)
# It's the internet
lots of middle class types sitting in front of their PCs wondering why they haven't done more with their lives.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:48, archived)
# who you calling middle class
up the workers and shirkers

also doesn't care for mocking someone because they are dying
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:54, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:27, archived)
# oh dear oh dear
:p
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Oh dear...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Hahahaha
harsh!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Hello!
How are you lot?

Now... can I remember how the hell to do this?



/relurks
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:14, archived)
# lol
"Horse is small...the monument....is farrrrr away..., small.....faaaarrr away..."

"It's not good Ted!"
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:16, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:17, archived)
# My lovely lovely lovely hooooorse
Where are you going with your fetlocks blowing in the - wind?

:-D
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:17, archived)
# hang on - I can do this
*changes chord*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:19, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:17, archived)
# :D
needs more leg though*

* leghorse theme courtesy of discomeats
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:20, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:20, archived)
# haha
nice

(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:22, archived)
# hahahahaha
"oh, forget it!"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:23, archived)
# :D
WIN
(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Haha,
that's aces.
(I helped save b3ta! Randomgazz, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:46, archived)
# ning peeps
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:10, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:14, archived)
# COME ON BARRY!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:18, archived)
# is this where it came from??
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:19, archived)
# No.
Not sure where it originated...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:20, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Awww! Hahhahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:33, archived)
# haha!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Dive-bomb!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:10, archived)
# upcoming: Splat.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:11, archived)
# ...Here I am...
...*clicks* (That's gonna hurt) :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:13, archived)
# woo
very nice work indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Out of the gene pool too - yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Out now in 'BummerVision'...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Bummer-vision? Do I need special spectacles?
:D
Hallo Ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Hiya Moley!
Love the pic above, just gonna pop up there and click it...won't be long!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:13, archived)
# my goodness
this is perhaps one of the bindunniest things I ever did see.

*slaps wrists*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:20, archived)
# nature watch
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)
# just noticed the reflections,
very woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:00, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:00, archived)
# oh, yes!
haha.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:02, archived)
# ARGH
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Oh yes.....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Woo purdy :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:00, archived)
# 1|((=, )-L', uU(!!!
*[L![<*
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:05, archived)
# you translated it into french!
well done!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:06, archived)
# le woo, la yay, et l'houpla!
*cleeek!*
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Ohhh, that is all kinds of excellence!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Temptation
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:51, archived)
# NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:53, archived)
# It's art
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:53, archived)
# yeah I don't know.
to be honest I'd post first frame and link to anim.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:55, archived)
# sadly i've had to adblock it, i'm in a biblical studies lecture so it might not go down to well
=D
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)
# really?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)
# yup yup.
i study philosophy and biblical studies.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:58, archived)
# then why are you not paying attention to your lecture?
/is know as one of four people in maths and physics always up the back playing cards. The only reason we got away with it was we still got decent marks
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Show them
the image. It could prompt a discussion on the modern perception of Christianity.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:01, archived)
# actually is biblical studies just christianity?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:02, archived)
# actually, no...
Judaism and Islam, forgot about their take on it!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:03, archived)
# its more the application of all of the social sciences in analysis of biblical texts
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:03, archived)
# well, emvee's image is
a 'biblical text' - go for it!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:05, archived)
# social science...the new slang for jiz.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:06, archived)
# it could catch on...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:06, archived)
# I did antisocial science.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:08, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:11, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:11, archived)
# the main thing that social sciences lack in comparison to real sciences is the explosions
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# yeah...
that, and well-paid jobs.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# surely, advertisers are much better paid than labrats
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:14, archived)
# but not as well as quantitive analysts.
well, until they lost their jobs...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)
# yeah, but that means you have
to go into *shiver* advertising! And lose your very soul!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Easy there, tiger!
I lost my soul years ago. Before I worked here...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Only joshing!
I'm just jealous of people who make money being creative...

*eyes overdraft*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Real science doesn't get you near orgasm. :(
But I did cause a fuck off big bang once.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:10, archived)
# And the actual evidence-based science
that makes it in any way legitimate.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Not quite
He's supposed to eat the apple first
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:08, archived)
# oh yeah!
burn the heretic!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Hmmm...
It looks like Eve may though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Haha!
Awesome
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:58, archived)
# so religion then?
is it all bollocks or what?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:59, archived)
# oh totally.
as we get told very often by our lecturers
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:00, archived)
# No no
it's when you get into Biblical studies that you find the good stuff, like the laws of rape in Deuteronomy 22:28-29 - if you get caught raping a girl, you have to pay off her dad and then marry her. God is awesome in his love.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:02, archived)
# truly he is a benevolent god
i like the rules in leviticus banning the eating of shellfish
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:05, archived)
# and why do angels have wings?
surely if they are magical spiritual beings then they can float without them?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# well traditionally angels don't have wings really. only the seraphim have wings, as far as i can remember
and they're winged serpents. most angels are burning wheels or similar
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Covered in eyes
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:20, archived)
# 7 wings and 7 eyes if memory serves
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:25, archived)
# It stops them slipping in the panties
Oh, I thought you said 'Why do Always have wings?'
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:11, archived)
# bible studies eh?
What do they make of this...
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:18, archived)
# ahahah
"Stand back Eve - I don't know how big this thing gets"

also - if Adam and Eve were caucasian, then where did the other races originate? Hmm? Hmm?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:53, archived)
# and.........GINGERS!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:55, archived)
# they are from Mars
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)
# easy, next question
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curse_of_Ham
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Ummm...
Skin colour is decided by the level of melanin under your skin. That's generated by the amount of sunlight your skin absorbs from your local environment.
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:00, archived)
# I think it may have some hereditary properties too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Good ole Darwin
He discovered all that. Adapt to the local environment and your genes add it to the future plan too :)
Edit:

It's evolution I say! EVOLUTION!
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:04, archived)
# catholic church finally recognised evolution last week
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Hmmmm
about bloody time too
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:12, archived)
# cock!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Tuesday!
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:56, archived)
# I present you with the Cock Tuesday Image medal for services to Cock Tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Why thank you
I shall wear it always
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:03, archived)
# higher! and higher!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:58, archived)
# a cock tuesday classic
no less!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:59, archived)
# I just read the matching story in the G2
Madness!
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Young Earth creationists are a laugh a minute
until you realise they're serious, then they're just weird and scary. I recommend Bill Maher's Religulous for further viewing, he actually goes inside the museum in Arkansas and interviews the founder...then gets thrown out of the Vatican :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:10, archived)
# flat earthers are even more fun
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:12, archived)
# There aren't many left now Charles Johnson's dead
but I gather they're trying to stage a comeback
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Oooh, thanks, I'll take a look at that.
Woo to your post too.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:13, archived)
# nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:28, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:50, archived)
# ssssppppaaaannnngggg
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:51, archived)
# oh for pfffts sake :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Gah!
*spang*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:52, archived)
# oh bejeesus!
*shhhhhpang!*
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)
# ESH? I don't get it!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)
# oh, you!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Why...
would they need 3-phase.

Some strange goings on in that parish!
(FunOnABun Smears lard on you!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Dame Judy Wench
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:48, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAARCH MY EYES@!!!
DAMN YOUUUUUUU!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:49, archived)
# OH YEAH I SO WOULD
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:49, archived)
# I wish I could unsee that
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:49, archived)
# "Your Judi mind tricks won't work on me".
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:50, archived)
# haha oh dear god
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:51, archived)
# hehe
I wish I'd thought of that. "You fool! He's using an old Judi Mind trick"
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:52, archived)
# morning
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:42, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Cheeky bugger!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:43, archived)
# How dare he butt in like that!
Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:43, archived)
# pffft!
those bums have no manners.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:43, archived)
# My special cock Tuesday account got banned :(
www.b3ta.com/talk/5936604

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:45, archived)
# look's like there's about to be a flounce.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Even worse, I'm going to seek refuge here


And begin again, until Cock Tuesday is so well established that /talk will have no choice but to join in my tedious bandwagon.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:52, archived)
# That's a shame
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Don't believe the cock!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:51, archived)
# looks like they were given the bums rush...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:46, archived)
# I thought someone would've cracked him one
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:50, archived)
# What's wrong with people, I arse you?
.
(trnk loves a pun, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:49, archived)
# what an arsehole
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:49, archived)
# The barefaced cheek!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:50, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Is that your car?


I hate that bloody advert.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:39, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Oh noes! Your car is having a stroke!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:40, archived)
# pff
F.A.S.T
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:41, archived)
# I remember F=face and A=arms but S & T escape me.
Does that mean I'm having a stroke?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:42, archived)
# don't know what s is, but time is the last one I think
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:43, archived)
# s is speech
i think
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:43, archived)
# I thought it was
Farting?
Anus twitching?
Squidgy trousers?
Treading water?

Think F . A . S . T
You've got the shits.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:45, archived)
# smile and talk?
no: speech and time.

the last one is just confusing :S
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Just goes to show how effective that advert is...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:46, archived)
# the add isn't on here but I know the signs of stroke.
just not the mnemonic.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:48, archived)
# 4 Strokes?
Nings all

Let me just leave this here and get about my business:

Hurrah 30k Celeb post that took me fucking AGES
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:42, archived)
# good grief
that's brilliant, if a little disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Fan-blooming-tastic!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:48, archived)
# 0_0
Congrats.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:49, archived)
# haha - that's fab!
congratumalations!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:54, archived)
# My Word!
and many congrats, lovely.

*snogs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:04, archived)
# HUZZAH
that is brilliant

and congrats!

you lightweight ;)™
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Is that your car?
It's hideous.

wttp
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:41, archived)
# hahaha!
'Oi, mate - your car's toast!'
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Excellent
though you have to admit, this advert is not as bad as the one where the kid wants to do a poo at Paul's house.

If I was Paul's mum I'd just refuse to let the little fucker in.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:42, archived)
# I'd let him do it, but insist he took it home with him.
However, I haven't seen the advert.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Is this your car, Larry?
DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS, LARRY?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Token rubbish compo entry from me...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Hahaha
Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:36, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:38, archived)
# hahahahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:39, archived)
# That's just the last bit of a love letter his girlfriend sent him.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:40, archived)
# awww!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:40, archived)
# This I like
Like I this
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:40, archived)
# haha!
Quickly, Robin. Check the bat-image hosting site!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Holy redex, batman!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:42, archived)
# gothamshack.us
shoulda gone to cr3ative :p
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Tip top!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Ha ha, very good.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:42, archived)
# GET ME DAVE THE HATMAN


(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Pun emergency hits Gotham
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:56, archived)
# There might also be one in your shoe

My blog is frequently cited in Parliamentary debates | I have some pictures for sale too
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:21, archived)
# you sir
are brilliant


I love these!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:22, archived)
# ^very much this, in abundance
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:22, archived)
# a barn dance?
Certainly - you to lead?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:23, archived)
# morning Mssrs Bobs and Archie
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Nice!
Suit is reminiscent of Bill Plympton :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:27, archived)
# I thought he wore the burgandy one?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Ah yes
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:36, archived)
# needs more nik-nak
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:39, archived)
# morning Sir Toast
This is bizarrely brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:28, archived)
# ha!
like the vision express adverts
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:34, archived)
# why is it always last night in your pictures?
you, sir, have far too much talent. I insist you hand some over at once.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Mornin' 'Toasty :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:40, archived)
# He's eyeballin' me.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Super duper as ever...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:44, archived)
# How do you get an elephant in a fridge?
Also WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:23, archived)
# If it's a large walk-in fridge, place treats at the far side and the elephant should walk in of its own accord.
For standard domestic fridges, one would have to slaughter the elephant in question, and remove enough water from the corpse to decrease its overall size to smaller than the fridge. The dead beast could also be melted down and frozen.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:25, archived)
# I was just gonna say "Open the door and put him in",
though it does beg the all too relevant question;
how do you get a GIRAFFE in a fridge?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:27, archived)
# take the elephant out, put the giraffe in and close the door.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Indeed!
You are a clever one :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:30, archived)
# isn't there another half a dozen bits to that joke?
and it finishes up with the great animal conference in zanzibar where one animal doesn't attend because it's in the fridge.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:33, archived)
# It's
johnny-ong.blogspot.com/2008/04/another-iq-test-on-animals.html
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:36, archived)
# I usually swap the elephant and the giraffe around,
but other than that yeah.
My favourite joke :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:39, archived)
# No, it doesn't finish then.
It finishes when a guy tries to cross a crocodile infested river.
He swims because they're all at the conference.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:38, archived)
# yeh so i noticed. I don't quite know what my cocunt tree personalty test results show.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Your arts are the best of all the arts.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:23, archived)
# that is simply
marvelous!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:24, archived)
# It's funny 'cos it's true.
Loveliness, as ever.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Happy b3taday :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:24, archived)
# happy b3taday fella :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:25, archived)
# abadtyp3pah
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Happy b3taday :)
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:50, archived)
# happy b3taday!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:51, archived)
# top!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:26, archived)
# haha i'd like a giraffe under my hat.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:27, archived)
# they're fantastic fort emergency "kite caught in tree" incidents
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Hurrah! Excellent!
2 points deducted though for use of the wrong famous stove-pipe-hat-wearer... ;)

(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:34, archived)
# *Pile of skulls of all the navvies killed during construction sold seperately*
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:11, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:34, archived)
# *awards Nobley Piece Price for outstanding contribution to biology*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:34, archived)
# i love your art.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Brilliant!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:43, archived)
# I'm in love with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:53, archived)
# I love you x
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 17:31, archived)
# you monstrous prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 0:39, archived)
# nope ..
.. I have now checked both my snake and my stovepipe hat. I even checked the hat twice. The giraffe is still gone. Any other ideas?

*clicks*
(spinoza, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Please insert your card fully into Derrida...


It's noob tuesday. It's my first post. Hope you like it.
(trnk loves a pun, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:16, archived)
# hee hee
very silly
(Girlyboy is going to be a bridesmaid!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:17, archived)
# fittingly bizarre
welcome to b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:19, archived)
# I once read an interview with Colin Wilson in the Idler
He said "the problem with all those French Post-Structuralists - Derrida, Barthes, Baudrillard, is that they're all cunts"

& top marks for the Derrida reference. You are possibly too intelligent for this site.

(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Hahaha
This ranks slightly above "you've confused flids and mongs, you twunt"
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:22, archived)
# that's a marvellous quote
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Haha you silly
Top start!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:21, archived)
# it's good - but I don't get it
Pull up a kitten, shop an aardvark etc!


you'll never leave


welcome
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Do they not have Chip and Pin where you hail from?
I pulled up an aardvark and shopped a kitten. I trust this is also acceptable...
(trnk loves a pun, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:27, archived)
# He lives dangerously north, so they may not have
electricity up there.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:29, archived)
# they have groats
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:30, archived)
# As
acceptable as pulling off an aardvark.
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Derrida / The Reader
it's a pun! Oh mr freebs, what has happened to your pun gland!?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:32, archived)
# ooo...post-modernist laffs!
you'll fit in fine, so long as you also do knob gags!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Thanks, but I'm more into Kants than knobs.
...
(trnk loves a pun, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:28, archived)
# and
Simone de Beaver, too no doubt! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Ooof. Nice.
.
(trnk loves a pun, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:43, archived)
# hahahahah, looney! Welcome to b3ta, kittens and chairs etc, you'll never leave
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Top Work, sir
You may well never leave.
But, it's all good.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:29, archived)
# You win one of these:
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Hello, happy tuesday and welcome
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Girl without a pearl earring this time
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Aaaaaargghhhh
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:12, archived)
# have
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:13, archived)
# *DNA tests*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:22, archived)
# hahaha
clever
(Girlyboy is going to be a bridesmaid!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:14, archived)
# fucking butters
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:14, archived)
# oo er!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:14, archived)
# pffft....
have a topical pea

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:14, archived)
# ha!
the one in the middle looks like Matt Lucas :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Marvellous!
(Brucie Bonus Will eat cash for peanuts, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:15, archived)
# i think the right one
is baby J.W Bush
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:36, archived)
# haha, on a similar note...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Deserves a place in the NPG!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:45, archived)
# this is tremendous
I like it a lot
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Have something pretty and happy for once in your miserable, meaningless little lives:


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:08, archived)
# no I refuse.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:09, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:10, archived)
# been waiting for that

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Nicely :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:27, archived)
# meh, if you haven't guessed by the prevelence of such 'shops.
there's a tute somewhere on the net.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Ooooh! Like that...
have a pea:

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Take it!
Take it all!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Lovely
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Lovely pic,
but London is not pretty and happy.
It's shite.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Mordor can be pretty and happy.
You just need to know where to look.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:12, archived)
# EG
In my pants.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:13, archived)
# I tend to look at La Rochelle
mainly because I like it there.
But you make a fair point, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:14, archived)
[challenge entry] It's quite nice when people aren't in it
Like in 28 Days Later. I went across the Westminster Bridge
one morning at 3am. It was lovely. Edit: See what I mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:12, archived)
# This is also very true.
Early morning cabs to Heathrow can be quite enjoyable for that very reason.

Edit: It's also very reminiscent of this office around Christmas time. :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Happy talking talking happy talk!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:15, archived)
# *duffs up*
Quiet, you!

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Why is it always pretty and happy... :)
that really is pretty and happy, top stuff, vaga :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Eye like this.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:10, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:12, archived)
# your mum
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:10, archived)
# No no ...
YOUR mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Nice!
(Girlyboy is going to be a bridesmaid!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:13, archived)

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