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[challenge entry] Banksy
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Hahahah I love this for three reasons
1. The click for bigger
2. You've tagged it :)
3. Umm, that's it.

:)
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Yep.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Heh, nice.
Getting the offset of the bricks right with the clone tool must have taken ages ;)
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:50, archived)
# That's a holey wall!
Is it from a shooting range?
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Holy wall...
... that's in Jerusalem, no?
Oh, you said shooting range. Same thing.

/Political.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:58, archived)
# a 'hey boys'
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:48, archived)
# "where da white women at?"
Man I love that film :D
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:51, archived)
# The sherrif is a n-n-n-n-n-african american!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:53, archived)
# :D
bama lama ding dong
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:06, archived)
# As a professional negro player, I find this offensive
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Fucking BBC news
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:45, archived)
# He's not wishing her well.
He's just had his hands nailed to the table - that's all.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:46, archived)
# I'm sure he has more important things to be doing..
like running the country.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:48, archived)
#
running ruining
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:50, archived)
#
running the country eating / taking out the bins / that weird thing he does with his lip / pretty much anything.

EDIT aargh FFS first bit supposed to be struck through, works in preview but not when posted :-( HTML is gay
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:54, archived)
# i drew my friend greg a birthday card
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:30, archived)
# good job his name is Greg then
Happy Birthday Greg
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Congratulations on the FP!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:35, archived)
# WHOOPS AND HOLLERS!
FIRST EVER!!!!!!!!!!!

*spreads joy and happiness all around*

*gets back to work*
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:37, archived)
# *fwaps*
What?

Oh.

*spluffs*

Nevermind ...

*wanders off*
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:43, archived)
# ...
*wanders back*
*slips in spluff*
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Hitler is responsible for so much
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Happy birthday friend greg!
EDIT: On closer inspection it looks like this is a card for "reg" that has been adapted to "greg".

I hope greg doesn't mind getting sloppy seconds...
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:33, archived)
# kawaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Very nice!
Is it a pigmy or is it down a large hole?

;)
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:33, archived)
# theyre just holding on
if they fall, its a long way down.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:35, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Coorrr...I want a giraffe for a friend too!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:34, archived)
# it does have its perks
id recommend it.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:35, archived)
# They'll always stick their neck out for you
Although they do tell tall tales...
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Would - Would - Would
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:34, archived)
# This triggers my cuteness-receptors
And stimulates my awwww-glands.
Like all your stuff.
Jolly nice as always.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:36, archived)
# I like geeraffes
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Sweet!
Is Greg the giraffe, then?
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:37, archived)
# 1/4 giraffe, 1/2 man, 1/4 orangatang
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Graff!
Woo.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Hurrah!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Why can't zombies open doors anyway
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Because they are monkeys?


(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:13, archived)
#
"Stand still while I 'heal' you"
heal bum
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Because ;)

(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:16, archived)
# brillo
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:26, archived)
# yayyyy
i just turned my mate into a boomer:




edit: add me on steam, cropperesp, or xfire gowcropper
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:17, archived)
# shopped images etc
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Add you on what?
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:26, archived)
# join the b3ta steam community
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Been practising my shadow puppetry
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Hahahaha
fucking nuts!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:05, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:06, archived)
# hahaha top stuff
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Hahaha, awesome
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:07, archived)
# *hires for birthday party*
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:07, archived)
# hahahahah, that's uttelry brill :D
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:11, archived)
# wonder-
FULLLLLLLLLL:)
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:11, archived)
# HA!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Brilly-tastical.


(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:13, archived)
# woo yay

(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Before he became prime minister...
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:25, archived)
# FP this sick filth!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:26, archived)
# You Tit !

Woo
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:35, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Fucking hell - that's a bit good
Do you mind if I nick it for a screensaver on my mobile?
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Be my guest
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Ta!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:09, archived)
# hahaha *clicks*
love 'the fear' one one where you have fists

superb
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Keep Fit with Leonardo

I spent way too long on this. I feel like I know his willy better than I know my own...
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:00, archived)
# pfft
this is great.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Well as long as his has a mysteriously round bell as well...
Nicely done.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Hahaha
Excellent.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Top banana!
Well, you know what I mean...
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:02, archived)
# *points at lurker*
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Oddly enough, I've not been lurking for nearly a year.
I just got bored while waiting for Diagnosis Murder today :)
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:08, archived)
# *waits patiently for 12 more posts*
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:05, archived)
# *readies the nekkid fanfare*
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Is that still the done thing?
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Oh yes!
Keep talking... ;)
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:11, archived)
# My days of nakedness are over.
Well, not permanently, just... b3taly.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Ow do Caro!!!!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Afternooning!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Hup two, hup two,
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Excellent action there
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:02, archived)
# "We're particularly pleased with the balls"
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:02, archived)
# strange
he is moving in perfect synchronicity with 'wolves' by machine head. good work.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Haha
slendid
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:02, archived)
# hehe
but aren't star jumps arms by the side too?

either way it deserves a woahhhh nelly :D
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Pffffft, he's doing it wrong!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Stupid bloody Vitruvians
coming over here, undercutting our starjumpers....can't even do it right...
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:10, archived)
# HAHAHA
love the lunchbox too
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:12, archived)
# I knew you would... ;)
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:13, archived)
# lovely stuff!
:D
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:14, archived)
# lovely action :)
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:18, archived)
# hahahah
I've been waiting all morning for this!!!


Lee


*edit* - oops - thought I was emailing you then *removes name*


(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:24, archived)
# reminds me of a very early fp of mine. Ah.... those were the days
itchy balls

(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:12, archived)
# furry fear time
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Gneep!
Woo
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:51, archived)
# eeep
have baby fear in return


(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:52, archived)
# GAAAH!
dat at 13?
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:54, archived)
# runs
accelerates:)
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)
# with this playing in the background
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:04, archived)
# BORED!!!

(bindun?)
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)
# hahahaha!
I've never been scareder in a car . . . than when Cilla came on the radio . . .


(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Spang!
haha
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Dad at 13?



(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Made a doodle during a meeting with MTV
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Oooh fancy
See you in Zurich!

*green wing reference*
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)
# nice
maybe you'd like a colouring book?

www.theworldsbestever.com/2007/10/do_you_give_this_or_get_this.php





possibly NSFW
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:41, archived)
# *orders*
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Eh?
No Jeremy Beadle? I want my money back!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:45, archived)
# ace
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:46, archived)
# thnx
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Monkey!
this is most irrepressible
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:52, archived)
# thnx :)
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:57, archived)
# G'noon.


Prob'ly bindun.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Fink!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Wotcha.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Topical (ish)
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Well shopped!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:41, archived)
# He looks like he's all over-excited and jumping with glee!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)
# That'll be the drugs*


*Lance Armstrong does not take drugs
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Nicely!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:44, archived)
# good work there sir!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:37, archived)
# ..
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Could try the old 'rattling one out beforehand' technique.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:18, archived)
# who'd want sex then?
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)
# your other hand
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)
# ^What she said^
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:22, archived)
# meh.
the only time i ever feel like having sex twice is immediately before i have finished having sex once.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:36, archived)
# hahahahah
have you been speaking to Mrs S?
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)
# ^ preferred technique
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)
# in the bed, the sofa, and on the floor for a bit
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:24, archived)
# I had a quicky first, which counts as the wank.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Haha ok
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Want longer lasting sex?
Flip her over so you can see her face.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)
# ...says Denis Thatcher Advice Line
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Pfft!
He wanted longer lasting sex, not a fucking seizure.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:22, archived)
# how would they have coped with the Brazil V argentina
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)
# ha ha ha
fuck a really ugly person


(this works, allegedly, so i've been told)
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:21, archived)
# by people who fuck you?
:D
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:42, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:22, archived)
# hahaha, arf!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:23, archived)
# 'ello Archie!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Arf!!



(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)
# hehe
or 'put on a condom'
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:29, archived)
# SeeeEEEEEEEEXXXXXX
*in an Abe simpson voice*

I love that bit from that episode where they sell the tonic together
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:33, archived)
# tart
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Har
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:15, archived)
# fwap!!
:)
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:15, archived)
# bet that tastes salty
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# where's the tail?
yes yes it does . . .


(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# in the milliseconds it took for that to load
i predicted the outcome, so no lols from me. Sozzles.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:17, archived)
# there, there . . .
there . . .have the BLAAAAAAAAARRB-ing! Cavalier



(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Bendy blaaarbs!!


(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:25, archived)
# YAY!
All is well again
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:31, archived)
# bluddy'ell !!
a grand maaaarghster
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:53, archived)
# hahaha

(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:02, archived)
# fluffeh haha
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:59, archived)
# nice legs. I'd like to eat her ginger pussy
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Is that
one of the new flavours from Walkers?
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:43, archived)
# That's Birgit Schuurman
I don't remember who the photographer was, but I believe it was someone famous
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:25, archived)
# also a brand of lighter.


more should you feel the need.

The more I look at this, the more I realise the angle of the hull in the water is fucked. Ah well. too late now.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:10, archived)
# oo thass very nice
speshally the light on the stern
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Ta, Mighty N!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:17, archived)
# HMS Bic?


(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:12, archived)
# 8 Points to DTH
Yes, only 8, I'm afraid.

Edit: Out of 40, that is.

;-)
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Hurrah!
Now I can point at a octopus!


(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Something you've always aspired to do, yes?
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Who wouldn't!?



(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:17, archived)
# awesomeness! :D
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Thank you, sir.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Everso talented!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Too kind, sir.
Cheers.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Awesome, man.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Thanks, chap!
Not seem you about much lately - all well?
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Been better, but I mustn't grumble online. Yourself?
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Worryingly similar.
Sorry to hear that, sir. Hope things perk up a bit.*

*in any sense that is an improvement. ;-)
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Cheers, and right back atcha. c:
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:23, archived)
# thats really lovely!!
TJ - anyone know where i can get a cheap (or better free) version of vista premium or how to make a duel boot for vista / xp?? gaz me if you can :D
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:14, archived)
# I was right with up to 'anyone'


(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:15, archived)
# hahah
:) i jsut got a laptop - but the os is vista basic - meaning it will run nothing! :( so i tried doing a duel boot - but i keep getting a blue screen of death.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# http://thepiratebay.org/
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# looked there
but nothing good.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Give the Windows 7 beta a go :)
How many partitions have you got?
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:18, archived)
# i've got 2 - but its easy to make more
i'll have a look :D
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Well once you've enough space on two partitions it's not too tough.
Did you re-load the Vista boot? It's overwritten when you install XP. When do you bluescreen?
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)
# i dont even get to the install part
before the blue screen o' death
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:30, archived)
# What.
I'm not sure what you're doing wrong. The most comprehensive guide I've used has been: apcmag.com/how_to_dual_boot_vista_and_xp_with_vista_installed_first__the_stepbystep_guide.htm
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:33, archived)
# yeah thats the guide i used
but when i boot from the xp cd it just gives me an error
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Mmhm. I'll think it over.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:37, archived)
# cheer!
:)
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:44, archived)
# mmm
i did try this myself and failed - i think it was due to them having diff boot configs - one is .ini the other isnt

answer might be here www.vistabootpro.org/
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)
# cheers will have a look
:)
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Ah, yes.
When you install XP it rights over the vista boot (I don't know what it is) with the XP boot.ini.

You need to replace the boot.ini
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Thanks, Rev
:)

Torrents are your friends, until Pirate Bay goes down, that is.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Yeah, just read about that. This one seems a little more terminal than the last one.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:23, archived)
# *ahem*
The t-shirt with "My God, it's freezing in here" rather caught my attention.

Time for a ciggie, me thinks.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)
# i have looked at pb
maybe i should look again! :D
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)
# rapidshare might have some stuff
have you tried that?
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)
# can you search
rapidshare??
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:44, archived)
# I just put rapidshare and the program im after
in google

e.g 'rapidshare naked lesbians dwarves on ice'

and go thru the results.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:46, archived)
# haha brilliant will try that!
:D
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:57, archived)
# is it wrong that i can name you all the sails and probably the masts
but not the actual ship (yes, its one of few floating things that can technically be called a ship)

EDIT: - where the fuck are my manners?!?

fucking WOO work sir!!!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Not in the slightest.
Here's your meds....

;-)
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# im a "tall ship lover"
have sailed on them around a few places...magnificent things...

also...lil bit of trivia for you
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Full_rigged_ship
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Did you ever make to the Tall Ships festival in Amsterdam?
That is a wonderful thing.
Some superb ships to be seen.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:22, archived)
# no, i wanted to go but couldnt afford the berthing costs
some vessles wanted upto £1500...did the tall ships festival in liverpool and norway though... nicest tall ship ive ever seen has to be this: -

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuauht%C3%A9moc_(ship)

ive never seen so much brass in my life!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Blimey!
That's a bit of a beauty!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Boat. Splash splash splash.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Crikey
That's ace
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)
# They had no matches so they threw one cigarette overboard
and made the boat a cigarette lighter
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Cross those fingers?
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:10, archived)
# WAHHH LEAVE PINKY ALONE!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Are they botting?
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:13, archived)
# hahaha
get'im barry etc....
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Nice.
Martyn Johnson at the front?
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Clarkson loved playing with Hammond's organ
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:01, archived)
# now do the Hamster Dance
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Is that like the running man?
Apart from more rodenty, with 100% more scratching.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:03, archived)
# you'd best look it up
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Ace!


(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:02, archived)
# hehehe!
how delightfully silly!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:03, archived)
# needs more ray charles
playing the razor-bladed version of that keyboard
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:04, archived)
# With his wrists and eyes.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:05, archived)
# someone set him on fire . . .
and now . . .


(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:06, archived)
# WRONG
It was Desmond Dekker
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:11, archived)
# he's on fucking fire!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Didn't he invent the two-storey bus?


(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:12, archived)
# that was Carol 'Deep Throat' Decker
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:13, archived)
# ahhahaahha nicely.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:04, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:09, archived)
# hahaha
octaves of laughs
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:09, archived)
# hat's entertainment
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:11, archived)
# charlie chan?
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# aye :)
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)
# hahaha
:) brilliant - i was watching jezza race a tank on top gear this morning! :D
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:15, archived)
# They must be reaching the end
of their challenge ideas by now! What's for the next Christmas special? The Top gear crew are each given tactical nuclear briefcase bombs and instructed to take out a part of the axis of evil?

That I'd watch!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)
# the Clarkson 'No Denim' Challenge
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:21, archived)
# haha
:D
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Get out your seamscissors!




(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:51, archived)
# 20 miles inland
have fun!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:52, archived)
# is it heavy water?
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:53, archived)
# no, hydrogen is very light, but there are two of them
hydrogen is very light but there are two of themand oxygen is a bit heavier but still not very heavy . . . a girl could lift a oxygen . . .


(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:54, archived)
# they should wear gloves though
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Just the one?
What about She-Ra, how many could she lift?
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:58, archived)
# dunno . . . four?


(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Interesting...
Would you say that haemoglobin is made of mainly women or She-Ras?
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:01, archived)
# mainly chips


(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Poker or Potato?
And are these big old British Chip shop chips or "American" potato chips?
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:03, archived)
# man, you have an enquiring mind
you have an enquiring mindmainly the chips that you get in Bognor Regis in 1954


(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Shoulder chips?
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:06, archived)
# 2 parts Iron Man
4 parts Spiderman.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Uh oh, time for a cheeemiiiiistrrrrry leeeesssssssooon.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Depends how tasty it is...
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:54, archived)
# it's hydrogen and oxygen flavour


(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:55, archived)
# If it was strawberry flavour I'd ask it to be delivered into my belly. Water flavour sounds somewhat less yummy.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:59, archived)
# *Tup-tup-tup ...*
"It's water!"

*Tup-tup-tup*

"It's SALT water!"

*Tup-tup-tup*

"There's lots of it!"

*Tup-tup-tup*

"WE'RE RICH!"

/Goons
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Do the authorities know about this?
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Hahahaha ace!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Hahaha
He's spilling it!!

:D
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:55, archived)
# yes . . . HE'S A FECKING TURTLE!!
C]:0D


(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Hee hee
That's very silly.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:56, archived)
# The conversation that inspired it was silly, too
too

(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Ahaha
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:56, archived)
# anything goes!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:57, archived)
# YES!




(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Yes!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:00, archived)
# haha
you've spilled some
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:57, archived)
# hmmm:
Question: would we have enough concrete to turn all the water on earth into solid concrete?
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:58, archived)
# all the gold in the world
would fit under the base of the Eiffel Tower
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:59, archived)
# yeah, but how deep?
but how deep?There's technically infinity under the Eiffel tower!


(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:00, archived)
# 'under' is a term that ceases to have meaning at astronomical scale
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:04, archived)
# so if you took a dictionary into space
parts of it would go blank?

COOL!


(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Simple!
Just turn the world inside-out

NEXT!


(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:01, archived)
# haha!
I'm still waiting for a leatherback turtle to get back to me with a quote for that driveway resurfacing.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:59, archived)
# He never got back to us either!
That tortoise a lesson . . . it's turtley unacceptable!


(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:02, archived)
# I'm not shelling out any more than
I absolutely have to...
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:06, archived)
# I can't stand the way t'er rippin' you off


(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Haha
great!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:36, archived)
# awesome! :D hahahha
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)

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