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[challenge entry] Middle-class discourse, circa 30,0000000(etc) BC
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Freeview is coool!
If you can get a reception!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Theres loads of reception in sheffield, what you on about?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:43, archived)
# I know!
I was just saying.
I bet lots of peeps have bought the boxes only to find out they don't work!

Mine's built in to my telly, though
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:44, archived)
# lies!
with the hills come bad reception valleys.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 23:03, archived)
# most areas require
an upgraded aerial
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Haven't they been upping the power
for digital transmission?
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Probably.
I have a booster thingy and a powered aerial.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Phwoar!
I bet you have.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:47, archived)
# I've got a booster thingy
but that's because I planned to run two tuners once upon a time.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:47, archived)
# I got the booster for a box I had.
But set it up on the built-in tv, you know, to boost it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:49, archived)
# we have no freeview
until 2012

still, by the time it gets here the technology will have been well tested.

in theory.


(I helped save b3ta! Over The Hill (and far away), Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Sky +HD all the way
it's the only way I can watch Os Mutantes
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:49, archived)
# I lost my freeview box
true story

it's not an exciting story, but it's true

no idea where the shitting thing is
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:53, archived)
# So now you only get proper telly, and you can safely ignore it.
WIN!

(radio really is the thing. really)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:56, archived)
# Have you tried looking on your upper lip?....
.....Because, whenever I lose something I search around for hours, and every time it's right under my nose.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbontempi, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:58, archived)
# I keep losing my moustache too.
It always turns up, hiding timorously in my hefty beard.

I have to coax it out with a cunning trail of Go-Cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 23:03, archived)
# I have had 3 freeview boxes burn out on me
Freesat, that's the future
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Sketch of a very old demon

Bigger (160kb) | Biggerer (350kb)

I'm in a drawing-y mood, so I'm taking requests.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Draw a badger ontop of a dinosaur fighting a giant robot from planet Mars bars
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:29, archived)
# No friggin' lasers?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:29, archived)
# The fighting was left for debate
Lazers could be involved
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:31, archived)
# in progress
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Fucking yes :DDDD
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Oh My!
That is beautiful on so many levels!!!


Thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:47, archived)
# this thing on the right
it's the bastard son of a lobster and a cheese grater escaping from a dustbin
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Or summat.
I suck at drawing robotics.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:57, archived)
# The badger is aces
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 23:02, archived)
# hahaha
YES
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Can you please make a sand demon?

Awesome head btw!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:29, archived)
# How do you know of her oral talents?


Nice Pic Todd.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:30, archived)
# (:
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:34, archived)
# I haven't got any sand to make one.
I could try drawing one, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:34, archived)
# CONJURE ONE FROM THE (DEMI)PLANE OF SAND!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Okay.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:48, archived)
# I can't really draw flowing sand.

(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 23:01, archived)
# yay

that is NICE :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Draw a picture of yourself drawing more demons
I like your arts

:)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:30, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Over The Hill (and far away), Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Could you draw a demon spider?
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:32, archived)
# (:
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 23:30, archived)
# How very
nice. Good arts.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Thank you. (:
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:34, archived)
# Draw a monkey faced dog man bird.

On fire.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 23:31, archived)
# top cockage
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 23:37, archived)
# This ^^ and you completely rule!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 23:42, archived)
# SKREEEE!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 0:04, archived)
# A demon drawing another demon
drinking tea.
And woo to that one, too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:34, archived)
# MORE AFRO DISCO CAT :D
Woo pic :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:34, archived)
# good stuff
please draw sir walter raleigh boxing a grizzly bear on the roof of a speeding train
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:40, archived)
# Oh shit, thats slightly better then my suggestion
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:42, archived)
# i would make a request
but i have to say this request is better than whatever I would have thought of.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 23:36, archived)
# Draw a SkUGosarus for my profile please :D
you rock ! :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 23:05, archived)
# but it's not your birthday
til fri
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Yay!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:39, archived)
# I was about to have a nice banana...

but I think they've gone bad.
Any advice?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Bum bum bum up bum
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:28, archived)
# with those teeth?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:29, archived)
# tell it
it's a herb not a fruit and it'll explode in an existential quandary.
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:28, archived)
# It says it
is neither now. oo er...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Your call for advice is not too apeeling
Edit: WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Oh no! Time to split!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Thanks a bunch
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:31, archived)
# You wanna bunch
of Fyffes? Enough with the puns!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:33, archived)
# you're just yellow
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:49, archived)
# you smoothie, you
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Banana dog is a banana and a dog.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:28, archived)
# I know!
Bi-polar fruit I don't need...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:40, archived)
# That no lie!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Cunt it in the fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:29, archived)
# I'm sorely
tempted, the little fucker.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Yippeeee!!!
Awesome nanners!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Yay!!
But it's taken over the fruit bowl...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:34, archived)
# my monkeys know how to handle nanners like that
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Eek!
that does strange things to my brain...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:39, archived)
# So was she
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:31, archived)
# yay! bananza!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:35, archived)
# haha :D
i'd use fire. lots of fire.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Flambee time!
(should be an accent somewhere...)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:41, archived)
# ahhhhahhahhha AWESOME
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:45, archived)
# fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! octopus footwear raaa, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:21, archived)
# that was a bad time to log onto the board...
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Hahahahahaha the fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Piggiwig!
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:26, archived)
# mmmm BACONS
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:26, archived)
# hahaha
wh...
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:36, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Aces as ever :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Mind the piss there
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Ace as usual
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:12, archived)
# The moment I saw this

21st Century Digital Boy by Bad Religion began playing in my head

/edit: woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Is this a Hadron collider thing?
Cool pics
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Top draw draw!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:14, archived)
# v. nice
wish I could draw
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:17, archived)
# I like this one.
I always like the ones with more geometry and circles in them.
I might just ink and render this tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:21, archived)
# sucked into the monkeys harddrive
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:24, archived)
# That is absolutley fucking ace
(munzor in the jungle, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:49, archived)
# What's the most common owl in the world?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:11, archived)
# a teatowel!
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Is it the seagul?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:13, archived)
# haha
*groans
*spangs
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:16, archived)
# i'll give that teat
a toot:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:16, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:17, archived)
# MILK IT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:19, archived)
# nipple owl?
huh?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:25, archived)
# With compliments...
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:08, archived)
# yay John!
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Hahahaha! Excellent shoppage!
Has Notorious BFG bindun? I tried t'other day but it was beyond my skills.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:10, archived)
# YOINK!
(that was me stealing the idea out of your head)
:)
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Awesome, I'd love to see it done well.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Ha ha! :D
Needs more Jags.
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:10, archived)
# "no jag is too big"?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:15, archived)
# H aha ha!
Tops!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Hahaha! arf.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:10, archived)
# awww, i was hoping* for a minute...
that we had a hip-hop-ify your favorite classic movie poster compo



not really
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Very nicely done
Woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:11, archived)
# How inspiring.
*goes out and makes a better world*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:13, archived)
# pfffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:17, archived)
# There's something weird about that tree

Original here
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
It reminds me a bit of Roger from American Dad :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:55, archived)
# That wasn't planned, but now you mention it...
Hooray for subliminal Rogering!
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:57, archived)
# *subliminally rogers*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:57, archived)
# *unconsciously gropes*
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:01, archived)
# "Welease Woger..."
oops sorry, wrong movie
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:03, archived)
# i see it
the cars behind it are driving on the wrong side of the road

WOO :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:55, archived)
# This is Officer Crabtree in disguise
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:59, archived)
# How odd,
but shows pipes are due for a comeback.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Bout time
i could ride the wave out for long enough
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:13, archived)
# hahaha! Ace


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:01, archived)
# large:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:19, archived)
# All this Narwhals and beached whales some how resulted
in this...


though it may have something to do with the painkillers I'm taking following a tooth extraction *looks for sympathy*
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:52, archived)
# I just had a tooth extracted
*sympathises*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Did you get to see it
afterwards?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Yeh, they gave it to me in 2 bits
They had to saw it in half to pull it out O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:57, archived)
# I was shown
but it was long past its best.

It was at 9am and I'm still a bit numb.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:00, archived)
# mine was almost 3 weeks ago and my tongue is still partly numb
/Dentist damaged a nerve blog
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Shit,
I was warned of that when I had my wisdom teeth done.

I hope I'm only numb because the dentist hit the nerve with the anaesthetic (feels like an electric shock), which doubles the numb time.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:05, archived)
# yeh happened to me too (electric shock thing)
Tongue not as numb as it was, so it's getting better, but nerves take ages to heal themselves
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Yep, he/she hit the nerve, hurts like fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:10, archived)
# I've had that, it can take up to 3 months to heal
and you will be getting electric shocks from it as it does

And as you know now, it hurts like hell when they hit it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Ooh, that can't have been fun.
That's no excuse for thinking about Camilla's tampon, mind
*sympathises and mindbleaches*
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:55, archived)
# I was suprised by
how quick it was. I've had both bottom wisdon teeth out on the bottom, which they had to chop up and cut out.
The tooth had been fucked from the wisdom teeth, but I clung on to it for 5 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:57, archived)
# I never had any wisdom teeth
Kinda figures
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:59, archived)
# haha
I'm sure they're named ironically.

Appendix? Translates as the really useful bit at the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:02, archived)
# :(
I really need to go to the dentists, but I fear it so much :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Me too
as my front crowns have broken.
It really annoys me that it will be expensive to replace them when the only reason I have crowns in the first place is because my dentist bodged my root canal work to such an extent that the only way to fix it was to saw the teeth off at the gumline and replace them with false ones.
Not something that was a good move for a chap that has been in the odd scrape in the 15 years since that happened.
This will be my 4th pair of new teeth since.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Pfft!
I have a large chip in my front tooth, but after the 5th replacement in 2 years, I decided to just leave it.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Put some salt and vinegar on it
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:10, archived)
# ROFL!
DIP IT IN GRAVY MAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Hahaha!
WHAT???
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:00, archived)
# I knew I should have dealt on classical Newtonian physics.

I know it's crap quality but it's surprisingly hard to find a picture of Noel opening a box.
(Insert Username, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Jokes are better than technique :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:33, archived)
# I is a priest!


Cfb Hopes owns jokes are improving


Woo the ULC!
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:54, archived)
# me too for about
8 years now.
I find it odd that they have to stipulate ( or did ) that whilst you can legally officiate at weddings you are not allowed to perform circumcisions.
Thanks for that info before I made any rash decisions regarding penises.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:58, archived)
# I actually became a minister in 2005
I take it very seriously. I can't stop officiating. And I errr.. didn't read the small print about the knob thing. I've done loads of circumcisions, mainly female.
Is this wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:01, archived)
# wrong?
That depends. Did you get caught?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Yes Just then.
Shit I am having a rotten day. I've only just been ordained (again) and now it looks like I'm going to be excommunicated. Everything sucks.

(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Let's all do the Conger!
Let's all do the Conger!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:34, archived)
# COME ON EVERYBODY!
Let's do the conger, like we did last summer
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:36, archived)
# It's spelled Conga
and that's a Moray
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:41, archived)
# And yes, the moon just hit my eye like a big pizza pie
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:42, archived)
# hahaha
fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Always bringing up the rear!
Eh Dixy?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:52, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:51, archived)
# bells will ring ting-a ling a-ling ting-a ling a-ling...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:51, archived)
# When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
THAT'S a Moray
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Yes I know - Just following suit.......
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:52, archived)
# EEL!
I CHOOSE EEL! WHERE'S MY EEL?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)
# There is no Eel.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Oh.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:36, archived)
# MATRIXLOLS!
How do Jack?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Eelless.
That's how I do :(
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Go to the cobblers!
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Hahahaha HAI
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:36, archived)
# I don't often "LOL"...
....but you had me at "Hai"
(I helped save b3ta! jonbontempi, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:39, archived)
# needs more happy eel
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Its not going to become a meme
Get over it!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:49, archived)
# never!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:53, archived)
# This is good, for a noob...
It's good for me!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Old joke :)
Actually, I forget who it was but someone received an FP for the same joke years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)
# I remember
the Pandora's box, but not a Schroedinger variation.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Haha! Clever!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Are you sure the cat's dead?
I mean, are you really SURE?

(good effort! Pull up Schroedinger's cat and stay a while)
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Haha
Good one :D
(I helped save b3ta! thyrf as in turf, but not, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:54, archived)
# gotta click this
certain geekiness should be rewarded!
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Ohhh yessss.
(demeiz, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Isn't this a pearoast?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)
# oh my
he's totally off his face
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)
# I'm sure this has bindun
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:23, archived)
# LOLFACE
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:28, archived)
# I am glad you finally got out of that coma

but the whole world has done this while you were away
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Say what?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Whoop! whoop!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:31, archived)
# You spelled 'prick' wrong! Twice!!
/He shouldn't see this..Right??
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Don't worry, all his posts are sarcastic
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:36, archived)
# sarcasm?!? On this board?!??!??
Heresy!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:03, archived)
# :O
:(
(demeiz, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:30, archived)
# *pats back*

*steals wallet*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:33, archived)
# I do think
"I find your rack of spice disturbing" one of the best for sheer randomness alone and lolworthiness.
(AMadDayYes, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:32, archived)
# LOL I feel so random today!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:32, archived)
# LOL! You are so unique!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:34, archived)
# ROFL!!1
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:37, archived)
# with 75% more Simon Weston
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)
# I find your lack of Simon Weston disturbing?
RIS?
(AMadDayYes, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:38, archived)
# tee hee
:)
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:11, archived)
# It's a face to (lack of) face meeting
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Bona fide LOL!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:12, archived)
# pea time...
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:22, archived)
# i can't decide whether this works or not
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:19, archived)
# bit glowy around the edge of the earth there
but yep, works

woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)
# WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT EYE?
MAKE THE SUNKEN PLANET EYE GO AWAY MUMMY
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)
# It is aces,
but that person has something very wrong with their eyelid :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:22, archived)
# Depeche Mode song!!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:22, archived)
# pimpf
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:23, archived)
# I wasn't expecting that one!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:25, archived)
# NOONE expects Pimpf!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:25, archived)
# "HOOOOH HEEEH!"


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:28, archived)
# pimpfle are pimpfle
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:30, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Are pimpfle pimpfle?
"Sha na na na na, zing zing zing, bop bop bop"
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:32, archived)
# The eyes of the world are upon us!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Intergalactic planetary!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:34, archived)
# It needs to be rounder
that part of your eye is all domey. If you poke it it you will see.
(a young donald sutherland (hanke), Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:46, archived)
# can you make this
absolutely massive please,

it is ace and I would like to make it my backdrop
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Yes
it does! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:51, archived)
# :(
At the story that is, LOL to the pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:12, archived)
# I thought it was more realistic.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)
# Hell yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:18, archived)
# VISITOR SURVEY AND PRIZE DRAW
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:14, archived)
# NEVER, I repeat NEVER get a photo of anyone tattooed anywhere.
Silly sod
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:15, archived)
# I was going to comment something like that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:32, archived)
# *regrets getting Dixon tattoo'd on scrotum*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:37, archived)
# hey, with the wrinkles at least it looks realistic
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:41, archived)
# what's the emoticon for
*pulls unique face that portrays disgust, not surprised and kinda sick* ?

that
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:16, archived)
# :(I)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:16, archived)
# thanks
:(I) ← me
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:18, archived)
# LOL!
You are Homer Simpson! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:18, archived)
# that as well ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Hahaha!
as well as Mick Hucknall!!!



*runs*


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:20, archived)
# also:
www.b3ta.com/board/9233694

damn you *shakes fist furriously*
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:22, archived)
# But you've never been a twat to me like he was!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:23, archived)
# not so far ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:24, archived)
# 8¬}
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:19, archived)
# thats a man?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)
# Is that Chris Moyles?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)
# well, yes
quite

"SHOPPERS were left baffled on Saturday when a dance broke out in Dumfries town centre"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:19, archived)
# That looks like a tattoo of George Costanza
Yes but what is the point of having that tattoo'ed. When he's 75 years old and taking swimming lessons he'll regret it for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:27, archived)
# yo dudes!



orangespace.net
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:58, archived)
# dude, all you gotta do is lie on the world
and it'll carry you home
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:58, archived)
# not if you lie face down
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Lolbumrapedbysomestrangeraccoons
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:05, archived)
# What's an ac coon?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:06, archived)
# the mains version of a dc coon
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Black man in Washington?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:08, archived)
# BONJOUL!
b3ta.com/board/9233649
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:07, archived)
# Why are you so racist?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Why am I!! ^^^


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:09, archived)
# *puts back on ignore*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:10, archived)
# Yeah, like whatever!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:14, archived)
# *shows picture of kittens*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Best to ignore him mate, honestly
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Yeah,
I think I will give the twat one more chance though, being the reasonable fella I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:18, archived)
# You're the one needing ignoring!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:22, archived)
# Again!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:23, archived)
# with a snooker ball gag and handcuffs?
count me in
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:06, archived)
# oh momma!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:15, archived)
# He carries you all day, give the guy a rest will you
woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:00, archived)
# a piece of red tarmac walks into a pub
the barman shouts "oi! i barred you last night, you fucking cyclepath!"

also works with packet of tunes / menthol
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:01, archived)
# :D
Lovely Lovely Lovely :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:01, archived)
# you're great, you are
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:03, archived)
# hurrah i'm home!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:04, archived)
# ace
*notices blinking*
ACERNESS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:04, archived)
# oooo thats very lully
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Carry me! I'm knackered!!


Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:04, archived)
# earth has a face
but i just can't imagine it smiling, somehow...

e-yow. fuck it
i'm off to talk to frank
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:08, archived)
# the earth loves smiling :p
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Tears for fears?



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:12, archived)
# mm, nope
dunno where i thought this one from.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:15, archived)
# <<insert random clown joke>>


hmmm...
(KP.... would like an apple pie with that., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Red Nose Day Starts Here!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# why did clown rabbit gun catepillar? $$ richard §§ group
becuase heron goat 44 hull 4434 ghandi
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# LoL
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# How is the queen coorporating these days?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Not too well I'm afraid
She said she'll be up for a fuck when she abdicates
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)
# is that THE queen or any random queen that happens to be passing
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Whatever I can get
times are hard
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Shouldn't you be batting in the nets/making peanuts?
/username lols blog
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Twilight zone

woo btw
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# *inserts*


Click for bigger (326 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:48, archived)
# "hi henry"......"hi bob"
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Leeeeeeeensflaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrre
/Obligatory

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# ^ What she said!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Lensflare? Fuck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# FUCK! YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Lens flare ambassador reporting for duty!

have a ferrero rocher
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# You've made me post it now......
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# my poor retinas
*sues for damages
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# splendid work Gramps!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Flaaaaaaaare!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# owchie!
mein eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Haha
saw this on the BBC: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7920576.stm

WHY ARE THEY USING THE GEL WRONG?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Well, you won't want to use it as lubricant!!
*winces*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# I use tinfoil.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Haha.
I thought they put poison in stuff like that, to avoid paying drink duty? Or at least that's what my GCSE chemistry teacher said as one particular irritant mimed drinking some ethanol.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Diethyl ether's where it's at
Makes labs so much more fun
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# This is the case with cleaning agents containing alcohol, yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# I for one will be taking orange juice into work tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# They just need to put something in it that tastes horrible.
Am I the only one around here coming up with ideas like this?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Haha
Also, notice the awful phrasing of the headline
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
#
up with ideas like this
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# This is the internet, I seriously doubt it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# hahahaha!
*wipes*
indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# They do.
People drink it anyway.
(Jokel, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 21:15, archived)
# I laughed a lot till I read down a bit...
It's a shame people died but lol anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# I guess if your life has got to the point where you are in essence drinking alcoholic liquid soap
Death is probably a mercy
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9232876

also i have to watch out for that stuff, i'm allergic/intolerant to alcohol and it's fumes, brings me out in a rash, it's ok as long as i don't sniff it or drink it.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# bob?
who is this bob?

and he's gunna burn like a good'un.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# i found bob today,hes my henry,MINE!!!!!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# compare the meerkat


cf a better comparison

(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Ha!
That Alexander is a right pervert :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# hahaha!
wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# That is some lining there
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# that's what i told the judge last time i got busted
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)
# Nice coat.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)
# cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# pfft
(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Matey just linked this site to me
Showing how detailed some of these models are, some are really top class things that take people weeks to complete.

www.coolminiornot.com/210313

So I looked into the site further and uncovered this truely great filter for displaying the slightly lesser talented painter's work.



www.coolminiornot.com/index/whatc/Fantasy/id/212241

Those comments are harsh.

edit: Mebbeh should have posted under links? Been years since I posted.
(acedias wish you were here..(and i wasn't), Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:40, archived)
# the comes here could be harsh too, in a minute
did some one delete a thread
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:41, archived)
# Links would be the place.
...and I'd give that shelf-room. It's ace.

edit: I suspect a kid made it, too...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:47, archived)
#
*sighs*
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:48, archived)
#
*sighs more*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:49, archived)
# More sighs
(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:51, archived)
#
*sighs even more*
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:51, archived)
#
*shakes head slowly*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:59, archived)
#
now why did you do that?
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Thread-disapproving demon is looking at your thread with disapproval.


Yes, /links would have been better. Quick, draw/shop something and edit it in.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:49, archived)
# He looks more like slightly pondering demon.
Needs more sneer.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:51, archived)
# And less warts!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:52, archived)
# I think there's
some disdain in there, though...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Looks to me like he's wondering what to have for dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)
# Hmmmm....
mini-kievs?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:54, archived)
# Better?


Bit too small to see, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:06, archived)
# now he has a look
of fatherly concern. Aw...nice demon.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Stern look.
"I'm watching you"
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:11, archived)
# No matter how bad this thread gets, don't delete it.
+ at least it HAS a picture, i suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Lets pretend
he clicked i made this :)
(spaceswitch is gonna gay ya, on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:05, archived)
# If he had
I'd have clicked 'I like this', cos it's really funny.

But he didn't. So I won't.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:10, archived)
# haha...
that bird proves there is no god - look at it!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:14, archived)
# LOL!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:19, archived)
# and a bird!.

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Yea WARHAMMER WIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# ning peeps
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:39, archived)
# THIS IS LIVING
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:48, archived)
# is that
a cotton wool fart? Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 19:50, archived)
# No Bollocks

NOT REAL!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)

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