I've just been reading down the board and I'm a bit unnerved now.
All gone a bit twilight zone in here lately hasn't it.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:29,
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that makes a change
A fair proportion of MySpace pictures are leeched off b3ta
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:42,
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This is very original.
I've never seen this very well known image used in this way before.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:17,
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that looks like a violent version of one foot in the grave
Take that Margaret you BITCH!!!!!
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:23,
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I keep hoping the face actually goes in the cup of tea each time.
"Nearly there..."
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:24,
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Then his brother took the job
leapt from the tower.
"Who's that?"
"Dunno, but he's a dead ringer for his brother..."
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:53,
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"Who's that?"
"Dunno, but he's a dead ringer for his brother..."
No
It's the LIBERALS' fault. BUSH would not have let this happen!
/sarcasm
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:05,
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/sarcasm
Cool man, your fat check is in the mail on Monday
Nice to see someone knows about the NWO!
so many sheep asleep, waking them is a b i t ch.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:47,
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so many sheep asleep, waking them is a b i t ch.
.
no intellect
only piecing the obvious puzzle together, but go hit the snooze alarm, you have a couple more years.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:53,
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.
i don't care about your agenda.
but the line feed/full stop thing is really annoying and indicative of your deillusions of self importance. please think why you need to do it.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:55,
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I know all about the NWO.
My only surprise is that there are people still people ill-educated enough to think that there is actually something wrong about a group dedicated to the globalisation of humanity and an and to organised religion.
The biggest threat to world peace and the progression of civilisation is organised religion and the tinfoil hat brigade would be better suited to concentrating their efforts on what is an actual threat and stop worrying about people trying to make humanity better.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:54,
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The biggest threat to world peace and the progression of civilisation is organised religion and the tinfoil hat brigade would be better suited to concentrating their efforts on what is an actual threat and stop worrying about people trying to make humanity better.
i think a group of people that are manipulateing us with eugenics
is far from "dedicated to the globalisation of humanity" its fucking sick and if you agree with it your fucked up
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:00,
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your info for such a statement ?
please don't quote anything at Rense.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:04,
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Hey
i was studying your art again, and before i shower you with stunned amazement, how was that done? Is a tutorial a thing where they give you all the pics and you only assemble it? Or did you design this concept and only use their techniques? Because if you did, this is really extreme high end stuff. And if you just did a paint by number that is a different song completely.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:02,
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I just took some of the
stock used and recreated the original concept using whatever techniques I saw fit at the time.
You can make of that what you will.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:06,
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You can make of that what you will.
not sure what you mean
I would have to see the tutorial, i went to the magazine and tried to order them, but prob with the US credit card i guess. Are you saying the layout was there with all the pics and you applied your painting techniques? Like the irredescent layer in the timepiece, and the right hand bottom corner machine?
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:10,
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The timepiece
was done in the same way in the original but it's not a technique that was new to me. anything metallic placed on a difference layer or with a difference layer adjustment will always give the same effect. Just duplicating it ad then changing layer opacity will alter it, you can do this as much as you like.
All the rest of the stuff on top of the timepiece was painted on by me.
The thing in the corner ( steampunk brass spider ) was something I added myself as I came across it by accident whilst looking for brass stock to use.
I go to Adobe seminars and as a long time Adobe customer my registration allows me to view their video seminars and tutorials so just because I use techniques that others use in a tutorial does not mean I'm learning anything from it, just using techniques I am familiar with and then embellishing it myself.
edit:// and stop asking me questions that elicit a long drawn out response only for you to not at least acknowledge that you have read it because it's getting to the point that I'll not bother.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:17,
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All the rest of the stuff on top of the timepiece was painted on by me.
The thing in the corner ( steampunk brass spider ) was something I added myself as I came across it by accident whilst looking for brass stock to use.
I go to Adobe seminars and as a long time Adobe customer my registration allows me to view their video seminars and tutorials so just because I use techniques that others use in a tutorial does not mean I'm learning anything from it, just using techniques I am familiar with and then embellishing it myself.
edit:// and stop asking me questions that elicit a long drawn out response only for you to not at least acknowledge that you have read it because it's getting to the point that I'll not bother.
not a total waste of breath..
I eat up every word of advice you proper artists give out.Thanks for bothering.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:25,
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i thought the project for a new american century was the nwo
in which case, it can take a flying leap
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:07,
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that is the one
It was an outline for 9/11, and then the takeover of the middle east. Now the illuminati have dropped the price of oil to bankrupt all the oil producing countries, Dubaii is just this month come to complete standstill in development, and soon if the price of oil stays below 5o bucks a gallon, it is now at 38, the whole place will collapse, and no one had to fire a shot. Iran will feel it heavily too, but then later in the year America is going to fall like a lumbering elephant into the worse financial meltdown seen since the 1930 depression, get ready, you will be going down too, you think europe will not be affected?
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:18,
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i think these people are more worried about osama bin laden and
his gang of scary islamic terrorists who are trying to kill us all,hahahaha problem,solution,reaction is a bummer
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:31,
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How fortunate the magic collapse threshold is at the nice round figure of $50
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:32,
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Dude, I know *all about* NWA
They taught me how to keep it real, y'all.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:23,
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Its obviously an inside job, no way could Godzilla destory a skyscraper, I know my friend studies godzilla in college
I saw a youtube video about it and everything so its a fact
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:45,
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What the cunt is this
PS quick TJ; oops, searched for "jeccy" in google, turns out I'm a South Korean fashion label.
Fucking hell....time for a namechange :p
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:53,
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Fucking hell....time for a namechange :p
ah, I can see what you're attempting here
It's good work - keep practising and have fun with it!
p/
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:58,
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p/
Nice shoppage.
I've got a friend/ex-fiancee who lives and works in central Chicago.
I watched the Oliver Stone WTC movie recently, which might be just
a film but really brought the horror of the event home for me.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:09,
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I watched the Oliver Stone WTC movie recently, which might be just
a film but really brought the horror of the event home for me.
What really annoys me about you
is not your crypto-fascist or even your explicit conspiro-bonkers 'I see all, if only you could too' patronising bullshit (no wonder you have done so much work for Disney). No, all of this has no import for me, but what is really irritating the shit out of me is the fact that you sign off every post with two line feeds and a full stop.
Really you are not that important. Really.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:18,
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Really you are not that important. Really.
are you football?
i seem to remember you are. did i give you the special website addresses? do you want them? i'll gaz them if you do.
*edit* woo newcastle!
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:51,
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*edit* woo newcastle!
am I football?
do you mean do I support and enjoy football? If so yes.
As for special addresses? You lost me.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:56,
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As for special addresses? You lost me.
the live feeds
do you want the addresses. Newcastle are kicking utd's arse at the mo.
bah rooney's just scored a wonder goal
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:00,
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bah rooney's just scored a wonder goal
Oh right.
Yeah I got that thanks. Also myp2p won their case and all links ( apart from Dutch div1 ) are back up.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:07,
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I thought so.
i refound it at the wknd. bodes well for pirate bay
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:11,
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DUE TO INCREASED DEMAND
cdc's at full output...........teh gayshift needs'em:D
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:43,
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Ahhh
*slowly gets the joke*
Ok, have a delayed-reaction GodSpang.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:29,
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Ok, have a delayed-reaction GodSpang.
My first ever graphical spang!
Thank you! It's good to know I have made a differe...[Oscars music]
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:31,
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I have seen this before .....
But never unlurked to say how good it is.....
So I shall say so now......
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:37,
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So I shall say so now......
almost beendun
there was a different Constable pic with the X-Wing and R2 imposed on it, had it as me comp's wallpaper for weeks on it.
Still woo though :D
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:23,
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Still woo though :D
Cor.....
The X.wing is so well blended I didn't even see it untill I clicked for big.....
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:24,
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Whale eggs are inside out baby whales
when ripe they poo themselves out and the the anus then serves as the blowhole.
When hatching it sounds like a window being cleaned by a rubber squeegie.
And that's science that is.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:11,
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When hatching it sounds like a window being cleaned by a rubber squeegie.
And that's science that is.
The sillier and ridiculous the joke, the more funny I find it
Q: Why did the poo go to the supermarket?
A: To buy toilet paper.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:00,
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A: To buy toilet paper.
:D right my lovely, my "taxi" has arrived and I'm off home
byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee x
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:02,
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ooooh, is it a website that is stuck in the 90s
I went on one of those today, just made me go WTF, update it man.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:54,
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no clues
you'll just have to go over all the Carpenters lyrics in your head......i'm in an eevil mood
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:50,
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Oh dear.
I'm so confused, I can't read this.
I've been reading so much Manga recently I'm all backwards!
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:52,
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I've been reading so much Manga recently I'm all backwards!
Don't read it then.
Read Pride of Baghdad if you want some pictures with your story. Dead good. Or Battlepope. Or Kuzimu. Or Watchmen.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:54,
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Pulsatywolf is pulsating,
Kittyhead finds you very attractive. Will you go to bed with it?
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:43,
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I guess that it would be better than waking up next to a horse head . . .
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:45,
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Depends if the horse head is attached to a horse and it's horse cock.
Well, if you like that sort of thing.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:46,
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I could tell this was one of yours before i even scrolled down
woo
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:47,
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He seem to have the shits
Going by the mess, I would say he has dysentery. He should do the same as the invading army of Henry V on their way to the waiting boats via Agzincort and cut his hoes off above the knees, so he can just crap where ever
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:48,
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Frankly ......
That makes it sound like it's related to the Zombie wolf..!
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:47,
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whatever has happened to sooty?....................................\o/
:)
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:36,
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Galaxy Radio's Steve Furnell and James Barr sharing a bath!
Listeners to Galaxy North East this morning heard Steve Furnell talking about a dream in which he was having a bath with fellow DJ James Barr!
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:25,
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Listeners to Galaxy North East this morning heard Steve Furnell talking about a dream in which he was having a bath with fellow DJ James Barr!
s'alright, lovely...
Just not what I wanted in my head, that's all.
I may have to re-appraise my ideas for dinner though.
;-)
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:31,
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I may have to re-appraise my ideas for dinner though.
;-)
mmmm. Miso, now there's an idea.
I was going to have fish, but I may opt for something 'lighter'.*
*probably end up having a cheeky pizza.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:34,
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*probably end up having a cheeky pizza.
Oooh, naughty.
I've got miso, actually, and I'd forgotten about it. Hmmm.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:35,
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miso, egg noodles, fried mushrooms, chopped spring onions.
get it piping hot and crack a raw egg on the top.
japanese takeaway style.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:43,
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japanese takeaway style.
I have all of that at home
Thor, thunderous warbeast that you are, I loves yer.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:46,
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you can adds what yer likes
thin slices beef, chicken or pork, and i mean thin.
chopped green beans are nice as well.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:09,
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chopped green beans are nice as well.
I have very same feelings.
Sooooosheeeeeee. I've got Sushi earrings, made by a b3tan.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:37,
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ooh really? Who made them?
I shall be calling upon the services of:
www.papa-no.de/
*rubs big hairy tum*
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:40,
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www.papa-no.de/
*rubs big hairy tum*
i have some pocari that a friend bouight back from canada for me
as i was missing it because i became chemically addicted to it whilst in japan.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:13,
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It's a fine repast, forsooth.
Brewer Street it is, then.
No cooking for me!!!!
\o/
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:38,
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No cooking for me!!!!
\o/
You know you are welcome to join me...
*flashes corporate Amex*
You can be a 'client'....
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:39,
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You can be a 'client'....
If I had one of those
I'd not have it for long, if you get me. Swiftly would it be removed from my clutches.
You're a love, thank you.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:41,
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You're a love, thank you.
*folds arms and sticks out bottom lip*
I want to have all lovely people over here with me instead of silly England
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:41,
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Help me to teach the wife German
and it may be considered. I'm not liking the way England's getting.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:42,
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Come over here and learn German
Lots of English-speaking over here
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:43,
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That's a good point
I'll need to relearn it. Or immerse myself for a bit.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:45,
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Really is the best place to learn it the quickest
Especially if you have some previous knowledge of it
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:46,
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I'll spring for the tickets,
I've got airmiles coming out the wazzoo... it's be chip-cheap.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:47,
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And now I've dished out a single compliment for the day, I shall retire to about 4 foot away and be a waste of space.
Tata, blossom.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:47,
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You'll have to do better than that.
I barely do when I'm told when people actually ask nicely.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:32,
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To relieve this bellyache?
my mentalkins of a best mate sings along to this at the top of her voice on long car journeys, it's brilliant
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:22,
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the venn diagram
of overlap in our respective headspaces grows more worrying by the day.
In a good way, though.
'Godot', for instance - that was un-nerving...
You lovely Cap'n, you *hugs*
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:25,
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In a good way, though.
'Godot', for instance - that was un-nerving...
You lovely Cap'n, you *hugs*
:D
I take it as a good thing that I in any way encounter the same thoughts as someone of your intellectual capacity.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:26,
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I'm going to see Godot in Norwich next month
feat. Sir Ian McKellen, Patrick Stewart and Simon Callow. \o/
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:31,
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Bleedin' Ell!
What a line-up. That sounds completely top!
I've only got Watchmen booked at the Imax next week to look forward to. Not quite the same thing.
:(
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:33,
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I've only got Watchmen booked at the Imax next week to look forward to. Not quite the same thing.
:(
We're going on Friday.
Not that we can afford to- the lad's put it on his credit card. You've got to love that graphic artist sense of priority.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:34,
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hehe - yes indeed.
I really hope it's good. I'm treating my poor tired big bro.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:36,
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tee hee,i always picture that when that song comes on,thank you
for bringing it to almost life
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:32,
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But shouldn't the Jokers be on his left and the clowns on his right?
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:34,
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i made this for my buddy chris and his friend rich
theyre making some sort of comedy sketch thing, i havent actually watched it properly because my sound card doesnt work. but i have heard its mighty funny so you might aswell have alook.
its called Chris and Rich Do Sheffield.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:08,
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theyre making some sort of comedy sketch thing, i havent actually watched it properly because my sound card doesnt work. but i have heard its mighty funny so you might aswell have alook.
its called Chris and Rich Do Sheffield.
Sheffield was...
well to be honest I though it was a dump, probably saw the wrong bit :(
(good pic though!)
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:12,
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(good pic though!)
sorry, I knew I'd piss off a few people
I was staying in the area around the Sheffield United ground, which really was rough as fuck
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:17,
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:D
Don't worry, to listen to me you'd never know I'm a Sheffield lass.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:17,
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Rough as fuck?
It might be a bit scruffy, but it certainly isn't a rough area. And you lived near the best stadium in the world! I think the rays of awesome must have damaged your brain somewhat.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:24,
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You want rough as fuck?
I used to live on the street that ran down to The Dell in Southampton.
Jesus, talk about the end of the world. That place was / is / will always be the bumhole of the universe.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:26,
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Jesus, talk about the end of the world. That place was / is / will always be the bumhole of the universe.
Sheffield has the lowest crime rate in England :)
Never went to the Dell. Went to St Mary's last year and had a good day out, but that was more down to the boozy minibus than Southampton itself. I can't remember much of the place tbh!
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:29,
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everyone in sheffield does loads of ketamine
i read it in the metro.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:58,
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I lived in a house with no carpet
two long haired and very hard bikers, both alcoholics, a bedreaded hippy, two dogs and 5 snakes (including a 12 foot python) in the roughest part of aylesbury where a kid got killed in front of about 10 people right outside my house.
But that's probably not as bad as Southampton, although I've never been.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:29,
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But that's probably not as bad as Southampton, although I've never been.
Is Mr I.P. Freely there please?
edit: you bum, now this makes no sense.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:15,
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:D
those better be sheffield stainless and not some cheap prison labour steelworks shit from chinaland
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:16,
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haha i laughed a bit
some of it reminds me of the Conchords. you know, whispery talking and being awkward in every situation
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:14,
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I swear
everyone on b3ta is either from Sheffield, London, or Foreign
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:17,
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I am from discomeatania
we export meat, offal, meat, potato and meat.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:18,
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im not from sheffield :p
im from chessterr.
my friend chris from round here moved to sheffield and is now doing it.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:20,
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my friend chris from round here moved to sheffield and is now doing it.
sheffield hallam university is my insurance choice - only because liverpool is closer!
before the open day, i went there when everton played wednesday in the carling cup last season - the outside is a shithole,but the city centre is alright, just like any city.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:56,
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mmm she's quite nice
I assume this is an internet meme where the bloke whacks her with the book or something?
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:07,
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She looks like the pro hunting cunt off the Come Dine With Me that was on last night.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:09,
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in after Ttssattsr
IN AFTER FINITE
IN AFTER CENARIS
*rocks back and forth*
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:54,
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IN AFTER CENARIS
*rocks back and forth*
was that not just
a sequence from a Simpson's episode?
I've definitely seen it before for some reason.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:45,
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I've definitely seen it before for some reason.
Are you doing that thing where you don't have an icon just to see if anyone notices?
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:47,
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I wasn't
but now you have noticed who knows?
I thought I had changed it, I obviously removed it instead.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:06,
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I thought I had changed it, I obviously removed it instead.
mostly from the simpsons, yes,
but with a little extra ketchup.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:48,
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I'm only asking
in case I'm actually confused. It helps to know ;)
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:05,
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I haven't drawn a graph or anything
but I get the impression that quite a lot of stuff posted here is pictures or film from elsewhere which has been doctored a bit.
If I can get a government grant, I reckon I could prove it too.
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:04,
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If I can get a government grant, I reckon I could prove it too.
drawn a graph?
you mean "not yet downloaded a graph from google and altered the numbers to suit me yet"? ;)
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Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:08,
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I thought that was the text on the book
just not made very clear.
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