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# often underrated...

all the way up the ell
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:25, archived)
#
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:27, archived)
# I've just been reading down the board and I'm a bit unnerved now.
All gone a bit twilight zone in here lately hasn't it.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:29, archived)
# I think this will help explain it all
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:43, archived)
# what did i miss?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:43, archived)
# Catnipppp showing us our sheeple ways.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:45, archived)
# i like godzilla
:)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:49, archived)
# oh and i like cake too
:D
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:54, archived)
# Your username is distressingly similar to mine.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:29, archived)
# so is Lord Manleys
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:30, archived)
# It's a conspiracy against me :(
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:32, archived)
# And mine.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:30, archived)
# *flaunts signature*
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:31, archived)
# :D I have many wizdoms.
A fart is a cat at a fridge.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:33, archived)
# this proves nothing
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:33, archived)
# bindun
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:30, archived)
# I've seen this before, i'm sure
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:31, archived)
# I hope she was gentle on you
....
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:31, archived)
# not in anyway, if there is no pain how are you to remember it
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:41, archived)
# it *is* being leeched off myspace, after all
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:33, archived)
# that makes a change
A fair proportion of MySpace pictures are leeched off b3ta
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:42, archived)
# its getting bigger
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Yes, I noticed that.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:32, archived)
# inflatable!!!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:36, archived)
# O_o
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:35, archived)
# yays
It's 2005!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:41, archived)
# Not for another 20 minutes it isn't.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:43, archived)
# WOOHOO!!
*has lots of sex and loses 12 kilos*
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:43, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:45, archived)
# Pretty much the opposite of me!!


(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:45, archived)
# eeew.
granddad sex :(


:P
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:50, archived)
# But I wasn't one then!

(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)
# phew!
sanity is restored.

:P
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:57, archived)
# Haha.


(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:44, archived)
# already?!
shit.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:44, archived)
# This is very original.
I've never seen this very well known image used in this way before.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# ...
and i know it very well now that its bindun very well
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# i'll just slip this pea in here
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# oh god
no! What about the children?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Ha, ha, ha
Good stuff.

Woo.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
#
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Spang factor 10, engage
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:16, archived)
# *facepalm*
That's a bad 'un!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Hahahaha awful.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:20, archived)
# hahaha!


(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:20, archived)
# I hope you're proud of yourself.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:21, archived)
# ...in a word
yup :D
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:21, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:21, archived)
# that looks like a violent version of one foot in the grave
Take that Margaret you BITCH!!!!!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:23, archived)
# I keep hoping the face actually goes in the cup of tea each time.
"Nearly there..."
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:24, archived)
# that is dire sir, dire. :D
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:22, archived)
# sooon
converge1
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Hahahaha......
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Oooph!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:33, archived)
# chortle
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:33, archived)
# ha ha, that's grand!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:42, archived)
# : )

(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:01, archived)
# I can dig it too !
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Part une!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:15, archived)
# What a bell end!
:D
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:18, archived)
# Part Deux
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:19, archived)
# *points to door*


(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Yay for Groucho
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Then his brother took the job
leapt from the tower.

"Who's that?"

"Dunno, but he's a dead ringer for his brother..."
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)
# haha lovely stuff
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:35, archived)
# funtiem
:)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:36, archived)
# HIs face rings a bell . . .
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Yes
That is the punch line. watch part Deux!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# .
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:39, archived)
# Perfect time for a smoke break !
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:40, archived)
# No!
It's Lent.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:09, archived)
# Send them an IOU and fill your boots.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:13, archived)
# it's all GODZILLA's fault
KAPOW!!!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:42, archived)
# No
It's the LIBERALS' fault. BUSH would not have let this happen!

/sarcasm
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:05, archived)
# your posts are all anti NWO themed,i like,good work
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:45, archived)
# Cool man, your fat check is in the mail on Monday
Nice to see someone knows about the NWO!

so many sheep asleep, waking them is a b i t ch.

.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:47, archived)
# yeah its a bummer
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:49, archived)
# Please! Save us with your superior intellect!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:52, archived)
# no intellect
only piecing the obvious puzzle together, but go hit the snooze alarm, you have a couple more years.

.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Please, teach us everything you know
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:00, archived)
# Tutorial!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:03, archived)
# tutorial...
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:36, archived)
# i don't care about your agenda.
but the line feed/full stop thing is really annoying and indicative of your deillusions of self importance. please think why you need to do it.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:55, archived)
# Did the NWO create Pulp?
If so, they can't be all bad.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:12, archived)
# I know all about the NWO.
My only surprise is that there are people still people ill-educated enough to think that there is actually something wrong about a group dedicated to the globalisation of humanity and an and to organised religion.
The biggest threat to world peace and the progression of civilisation is organised religion and the tinfoil hat brigade would be better suited to concentrating their efforts on what is an actual threat and stop worrying about people trying to make humanity better.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:54, archived)
# i think a group of people that are manipulateing us with eugenics
is far from "dedicated to the globalisation of humanity" its fucking sick and if you agree with it your fucked up
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:00, archived)
# your info for such a statement ?
please don't quote anything at Rense.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:04, archived)
# OH MY GOD THEY HAVE INFILTRATED B3TA!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:01, archived)
# Hey
i was studying your art again, and before i shower you with stunned amazement, how was that done? Is a tutorial a thing where they give you all the pics and you only assemble it? Or did you design this concept and only use their techniques? Because if you did, this is really extreme high end stuff. And if you just did a paint by number that is a different song completely.

.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Yeh, he's a real poopy plop panties isn't he
.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Hahaha
Epic response
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:12, archived)
# I just took some of the
stock used and recreated the original concept using whatever techniques I saw fit at the time.
You can make of that what you will.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:06, archived)
# not sure what you mean
I would have to see the tutorial, i went to the magazine and tried to order them, but prob with the US credit card i guess. Are you saying the layout was there with all the pics and you applied your painting techniques? Like the irredescent layer in the timepiece, and the right hand bottom corner machine?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:10, archived)
# The timepiece
was done in the same way in the original but it's not a technique that was new to me. anything metallic placed on a difference layer or with a difference layer adjustment will always give the same effect. Just duplicating it ad then changing layer opacity will alter it, you can do this as much as you like.
All the rest of the stuff on top of the timepiece was painted on by me.
The thing in the corner ( steampunk brass spider ) was something I added myself as I came across it by accident whilst looking for brass stock to use.
I go to Adobe seminars and as a long time Adobe customer my registration allows me to view their video seminars and tutorials so just because I use techniques that others use in a tutorial does not mean I'm learning anything from it, just using techniques I am familiar with and then embellishing it myself.

edit:// and stop asking me questions that elicit a long drawn out response only for you to not at least acknowledge that you have read it because it's getting to the point that I'll not bother.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:17, archived)
# not a total waste of breath..
I eat up every word of advice you proper artists give out.Thanks for bothering.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:06, archived)
# i thought the project for a new american century was the nwo
in which case, it can take a flying leap
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:07, archived)
# that is the one
It was an outline for 9/11, and then the takeover of the middle east. Now the illuminati have dropped the price of oil to bankrupt all the oil producing countries, Dubaii is just this month come to complete standstill in development, and soon if the price of oil stays below 5o bucks a gallon, it is now at 38, the whole place will collapse, and no one had to fire a shot. Iran will feel it heavily too, but then later in the year America is going to fall like a lumbering elephant into the worse financial meltdown seen since the 1930 depression, get ready, you will be going down too, you think europe will not be affected?

.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:18, archived)
# i think these people are more worried about osama bin laden and
his gang of scary islamic terrorists who are trying to kill us all,hahahaha problem,solution,reaction is a bummer
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:31, archived)
# How fortunate the magic collapse threshold is at the nice round figure of $50
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:32, archived)
# I do love you.
You know that though.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Dude, I know *all about* NWA
They taught me how to keep it real, y'all.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Arf.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Its obviously an inside job, no way could Godzilla destory a skyscraper, I know my friend studies godzilla in college
I saw a youtube video about it and everything so its a fact
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:45, archived)
# you are Michael Moore
aicmfp
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:51, archived)
# *eats*
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:52, archived)
# Where's Godzuki?
/ac
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:48, archived)
#

(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:51, archived)
#
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:12, archived)
# What the cunt is this
PS quick TJ; oops, searched for "jeccy" in google, turns out I'm a South Korean fashion label.



Fucking hell....time for a namechange :p
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Design fashions,Woman!!


(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:56, archived)
# I would
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:07, archived)
# At least it was south korean and not the bad one
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:08, archived)
# South Dakota?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:09, archived)
# South of France?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:17, archived)
# Spain?
Ola!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:18, archived)
# I would design her
lable
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:24, archived)
# didn't know you were such a hot korean chick jeccy
:D
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)
# ah, I can see what you're attempting here
It's good work - keep practising and have fun with it!

p/
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:58, archived)
# Nice shoppage.
I've got a friend/ex-fiancee who lives and works in central Chicago.
I watched the Oliver Stone WTC movie recently, which might be just
a film but really brought the horror of the event home for me.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:09, archived)
# haha very good
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:09, archived)
# What really annoys me about you
is not your crypto-fascist or even your explicit conspiro-bonkers 'I see all, if only you could too' patronising bullshit (no wonder you have done so much work for Disney). No, all of this has no import for me, but what is really irritating the shit out of me is the fact that you sign off every post with two line feeds and a full stop.

Really you are not that important. Really.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:18, archived)
# Hmm
I was wondering about that too


.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Funnily enough
I think this suits you. Keep it.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Favourite post of the year so far :)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)
# nice work :)
"GOJIRA!!!"
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:20, archived)
# I may be a sheep, but you're a faggot.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Steady on, heteroboy.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:35, archived)
# ;)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:43, archived)
# are you football?
i seem to remember you are. did i give you the special website addresses? do you want them? i'll gaz them if you do.

*edit* woo newcastle!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:51, archived)
# am I football?
do you mean do I support and enjoy football? If so yes.
As for special addresses? You lost me.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:56, archived)
# the live feeds
do you want the addresses. Newcastle are kicking utd's arse at the mo.

bah rooney's just scored a wonder goal
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:00, archived)
# Oh right.
Yeah I got that thanks. Also myp2p won their case and all links ( apart from Dutch div1 ) are back up.

(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:07, archived)
# I thought so.
i refound it at the wknd. bodes well for pirate bay
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:11, archived)
# I'm interested! me please I'm football!

(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:11, archived)
# I've pm'd you
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)
# it's laugh
end of story
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:13, archived)
# how stuff's made.......
arf
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:30, archived)
# S___T___R___E___T___C___H . . . it out !
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:40, archived)
# DUE TO INCREASED DEMAND
cdc's at full output...........teh gayshift needs'em:D
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:43, archived)
# Clock in..cock out!


(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:47, archived)
# I read that in reverse . . .
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:49, archived)
# !tuo kcoc...ni kcolC


(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:54, archived)
# now THAT would be a super job:D
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:50, archived)
# arf
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:09, archived)
# Submitted for your consideration:
Spanging pans at the ready...

Photobucket

Well at least I've learned how to optimise. :D
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:24, archived)
# Ahhh
*slowly gets the joke*

Ok, have a delayed-reaction GodSpang.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:29, archived)
# My first ever graphical spang!
Thank you! It's good to know I have made a differe...[Oscars music]
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:31, archived)
# You silly person!
Oh and woo.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:29, archived)
# Ta!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:31, archived)
# Okey dokey...
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:39, archived)
# honk
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:47, archived)
#
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:23, archived)
# including lots of strange dream sequences
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:27, archived)
# Yes . . . it's a very nice looooooooooong wait . . .
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:47, archived)
# God, she even bathes with that dress on....
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Imitate tubgirl, woman!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:24, archived)
# That's one way to get soap on it !
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:50, archived)
# hes a country boy at heart
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:17, archived)
#
ooohh.... very subtle and most woo

(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:18, archived)
# i'm sure ive seen this before
'tis woosome though
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:21, archived)
# I am also thinking this
*thinks*
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:23, archived)
# X-Wings : magnetically drawn to anything larger than a puddle
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:23, archived)
# I have seen this before .....
But never unlurked to say how good it is.....
So I shall say so now......
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:37, archived)
# Taa muchly!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Fantastic!
East Bergholt ftw
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:22, archived)
# almost beendun
there was a different Constable pic with the X-Wing and R2 imposed on it, had it as me comp's wallpaper for weeks on it.

Still woo though :D
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:23, archived)
# Cor.....
The X.wing is so well blended I didn't even see it untill I clicked for big.....
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:24, archived)
#
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:10, archived)
# oohh... *notices signature*
I love Terrahawks me.

*Strolls on*

(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:12, archived)
#
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:13, archived)
# arf
don't forget the Zelda/Tina Turner one ;-)

(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:15, archived)
# the egg has an anus
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:13, archived)
# Whale eggs are inside out baby whales
when ripe they poo themselves out and the the anus then serves as the blowhole.

When hatching it sounds like a window being cleaned by a rubber squeegie.

And that's science that is.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:11, archived)
# It's Ok, already spanged myself copiously
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:43, archived)
# O_o
This completely confuses me
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:44, archived)
# lolorexia?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:45, archived)
# *penis drops*
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:52, archived)
# :-(
Must be losing my touch.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:52, archived)
# I'm standing on my head
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Don't be silly, you'll get footprints on it.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:53, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)
# I'm so glad you don't disown me with jokes like that.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Fuck no, they're the only jokes I understand :D
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:56, archived)
# \o/
the shittier the joke, the funnier I find it.

(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:56, archived)
# The sillier and ridiculous the joke, the more funny I find it
Q: Why did the poo go to the supermarket?
A: To buy toilet paper.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:00, archived)
# :D
Oh, my lovely hairy strumpet. I can't wait for the meet.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:01, archived)
# :D right my lovely, my "taxi" has arrived and I'm off home
byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee x
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Same!
Bye lovely x
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:02, archived)
# sorry to interrupt
*waves*

Gotta go - see's youse laters
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:53, archived)
# NOOOOO
alright then *loves*
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)
# de-ris
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Fucking hell, I hate websites with sound
Thanking you :)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:52, archived)
# ooooh, is it a website that is stuck in the 90s
I went on one of those today, just made me go WTF, update it man.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)
# i don't even
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Don't lie, I've seen you tonnes of times.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:48, archived)
# ris?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:48, archived)
# no clues
you'll just have to go over all the Carpenters lyrics in your head......i'm in an eevil mood
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)
# That is not going to happen
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Oh dear.
I'm so confused, I can't read this.
I've been reading so much Manga recently I'm all backwards!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Don't read it then.
Read Pride of Baghdad if you want some pictures with your story. Dead good. Or Battlepope. Or Kuzimu. Or Watchmen.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)
# But I like reading manga :P
Death Note is awesome.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Still, read all of those things at one point or another.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:57, archived)
# ooh Battlepope, I was thinking of getting that
Is it good?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Extremely.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Orders :)
Ta
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Perinspiration prevails . . .
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:53, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!~
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Hahaha......
She'll just foal in love again...!!!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:18, archived)
# Hahaha
Christ
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:24, archived)
# Claw Puppet
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Pulsatywolf is pulsating,
Kittyhead finds you very attractive. Will you go to bed with it?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:43, archived)
# I guess that it would be better than waking up next to a horse head . . .
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Depends if the horse head is attached to a horse and it's horse cock.
Well, if you like that sort of thing.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:46, archived)
# I think that cat head fancies me
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:44, archived)
# A Cat Head of good taste, evidently.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:44, archived)
# pffft
oh stobbit

:D
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Quiet, you...
*snogs*
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:46, archived)
# yes please :D
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:47, archived)
# You'll just have to wait...
*teases mercilessly*
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:48, archived)
# I *love* teasing and being teased.
Please continue.

:D
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:51, archived)
# *continues*
;-)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:51, archived)
# It will follow you everywhere . . .
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:47, archived)
# I could tell this was one of yours before i even scrolled down
woo
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Have a happy two candle day too !
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:49, archived)
# thanks :D
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)
# WHAT IS HAPPEN
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:47, archived)
# This does purpose a perplexing problem . . .
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:51, archived)
# He seem to have the shits
Going by the mess, I would say he has dysentery. He should do the same as the invading army of Henry V on their way to the waiting boats via Agzincort and cut his hoes off above the knees, so he can just crap where ever
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Living incontinent will cause this . . .
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:52, archived)
# I seemed to have history geeked out there
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:57, archived)
# As it should be !
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Kittens for mittens...!!!!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:20, archived)
# One fit sizes all !
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Frankly ......
That makes it sound like it's related to the Zombie wolf..!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:47, archived)
# To be Ernest . . . yes . . . yes it does !
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:48, archived)
# whatever has happened to sooty?....................................\o/
:)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:36, archived)
# Now merely just another type of plaything . . .
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:39, archived)
# Galaxy Radio's Steve Furnell and James Barr sharing a bath!


Listeners to Galaxy North East this morning heard Steve Furnell talking about a dream in which he was having a bath with fellow DJ James Barr!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Tubgirl's been at the side of that bath.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:26, archived)
# ewwwwwww...
bad Cap'n!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:27, archived)
# It's just picalilli....
does that make it better?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Not now, no.
*bokes*
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:28, archived)
# :-( sorry...
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:30, archived)
# s'alright, lovely...
Just not what I wanted in my head, that's all.

I may have to re-appraise my ideas for dinner though.

;-)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:31, archived)
# I'm having lovely cleansing clear vegetable soup.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:32, archived)
# mmmm. Miso, now there's an idea.
I was going to have fish, but I may opt for something 'lighter'.*

*probably end up having a cheeky pizza.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Oooh, naughty.
I've got miso, actually, and I'd forgotten about it. Hmmm.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:35, archived)
# miso, egg noodles, fried mushrooms, chopped spring onions.
get it piping hot and crack a raw egg on the top.

japanese takeaway style.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:43, archived)
# I have all of that at home
Thor, thunderous warbeast that you are, I loves yer.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:46, archived)
# you can adds what yer likes
thin slices beef, chicken or pork, and i mean thin.

chopped green beans are nice as well.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:09, archived)
# ooooh I may have cheeky sushi!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:35, archived)
# *jealouses*
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:36, archived)
# I heart sushi
nom nom
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:37, archived)
# I have very same feelings.
Sooooosheeeeeee. I've got Sushi earrings, made by a b3tan.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:37, archived)
# ooh really? Who made them?
I shall be calling upon the services of:

www.papa-no.de/

*rubs big hairy tum*
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:40, archived)
# :-(
*wants sushi*
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:41, archived)
# sashimi FTW!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Yakitori, I don't care
I just want some Japanese food...
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:49, archived)
# For relaxing times, make it Santori time.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Tokyo Diner, next week?
name the day, ma'am.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)
# i have some pocari that a friend bouight back from canada for me
as i was missing it because i became chemically addicted to it whilst in japan.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:13, archived)
# It's a fine repast, forsooth.
Brewer Street it is, then.

No cooking for me!!!!

\o/
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:38, archived)
# I am very jealous of both of you.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:39, archived)
# You know you are welcome to join me...
*flashes corporate Amex*

You can be a 'client'....
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:39, archived)
# If I had one of those
I'd not have it for long, if you get me. Swiftly would it be removed from my clutches.

You're a love, thank you.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:41, archived)
# *folds arms and sticks out bottom lip*
I want to have all lovely people over here with me instead of silly England
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Help me to teach the wife German
and it may be considered. I'm not liking the way England's getting.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Come over here and learn German
Lots of English-speaking over here
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:43, archived)
# That's a good point
I'll need to relearn it. Or immerse myself for a bit.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Really is the best place to learn it the quickest
Especially if you have some previous knowledge of it
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Have some wobbly bits!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Have you come out of the closet?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Well, we'll have to come and visit then, won't we, Fae?
:D
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:44, archived)
# PLEASE DO THIS
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:47, archived)
# I'll spring for the tickets,
I've got airmiles coming out the wazzoo... it's be chip-cheap.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:47, archived)
# ^
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Most definitely.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:47, archived)
# tubgirl shat out a picalilli enima?
it doesn't make it better.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Not when you say it like that.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Picalilli is pure evil
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:36, archived)
# not
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)
# extra points awarded
for wrongness
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:28, archived)
# I should be called Captain Wrong really
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:30, archived)
# No, I think Captain Wow is apt.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:37, archived)
# I am the queen of fuck ups.
Yes, you're right.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:39, archived)
# You're wowowowowowowow, hence it being the idea name for you.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:43, archived)
# :D, bless.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:44, archived)
# And now I've dished out a single compliment for the day, I shall retire to about 4 foot away and be a waste of space.
Tata, blossom.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:47, archived)
# *cuddle* see you soon, poppet.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)
# i just suggested a compo,vote for it everyone....
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:31, archived)
# You'll have to do better than that.
I barely do when I'm told when people actually ask nicely.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:32, archived)
# what the fuck?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:35, archived)
# ^this
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:38, archived)
# im just bored
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:40, archived)
# so am I
I am also annoyed again
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Something ain't right
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Excellent work, that man...
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Compensation for the catspammage ;)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:16, archived)
# None needed!
'tis a lovely cat.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# MAXIMUUUUU
SPANGARUUUU!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)
# well done. and from the same movie sound track.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Hahaha
*puts lime in coconut*
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Doctor!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived)
# ain't there nothing I can take?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:20, archived)
# I say DOCTOR!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:21, archived)
# To relieve this bellyache?
my mentalkins of a best mate sings along to this at the top of her voice on long car journeys, it's brilliant
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:22, archived)
# the venn diagram
of overlap in our respective headspaces grows more worrying by the day.
In a good way, though.

'Godot', for instance - that was un-nerving...
You lovely Cap'n, you *hugs*
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:25, archived)
# :D
I take it as a good thing that I in any way encounter the same thoughts as someone of your intellectual capacity.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:26, archived)
#
intellectual capacity self-evident insanity
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Tish and pshaw in great sackloads, dearest.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Bless you, honey.
*hugs*
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:35, archived)
# *glomps* :D
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:36, archived)
# I'm going to see Godot in Norwich next month
feat. Sir Ian McKellen, Patrick Stewart and Simon Callow. \o/
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:31, archived)
# CALLOW!
Oh you lucky man! I am very jealous.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Cost me £130 for 4 tickets
5th row. I am going to shit.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:35, archived)
# I think that's frowned on.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Hahaha
I'll be discreet. ;)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:36, archived)
# No grunting.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Bleedin' Ell!
What a line-up. That sounds completely top!

I've only got Watchmen booked at the Imax next week to look forward to. Not quite the same thing.

:(
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:33, archived)
# We're going on Friday.
Not that we can afford to- the lad's put it on his credit card. You've got to love that graphic artist sense of priority.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:34, archived)
# hehe - yes indeed.
I really hope it's good. I'm treating my poor tired big bro.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Awww, have a lovely time.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:38, archived)
# you too, pickle!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:39, archived)
# :D I've got to finish the damn book yet.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:39, archived)
# not too sure if this is on that old CD?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Female sheep for the set?
Woo anyways though.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Here I am
stuck in the middle of you.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:27, archived)
# tee hee,i always picture that when that song comes on,thank you
for bringing it to almost life
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:32, archived)
# But shouldn't the Jokers be on his left and the clowns on his right?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:34, archived)
# i made this for my buddy chris and his friend rich


theyre making some sort of comedy sketch thing, i havent actually watched it properly because my sound card doesnt work. but i have heard its mighty funny so you might aswell have alook.

its called Chris and Rich Do Sheffield.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:08, archived)
# I do Sheffield all the time!


(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:11, archived)
# but the tube doesn't go to Sheffield...
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Sheffield is ace
Id well do it
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Sheffield was...
well to be honest I though it was a dump, probably saw the wrong bit :(

(good pic though!)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:12, archived)
# >:(
It's beautiful!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)
# ^
*crosses arms*
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)
# sorry, I knew I'd piss off a few people
I was staying in the area around the Sheffield United ground, which really was rough as fuck
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# :D
Don't worry, to listen to me you'd never know I'm a Sheffield lass.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Bramall lane area isnt as nice
Crookes is nicer :D
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Rough as fuck?
It might be a bit scruffy, but it certainly isn't a rough area. And you lived near the best stadium in the world! I think the rays of awesome must have damaged your brain somewhat.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:24, archived)
# You want rough as fuck?
I used to live on the street that ran down to The Dell in Southampton.

Jesus, talk about the end of the world. That place was / is / will always be the bumhole of the universe.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Sheffield has the lowest crime rate in England :)
Never went to the Dell. Went to St Mary's last year and had a good day out, but that was more down to the boozy minibus than Southampton itself. I can't remember much of the place tbh!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:29, archived)
# everyone in sheffield does loads of ketamine
i read it in the metro.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:58, archived)
# I lived in a house with no carpet
two long haired and very hard bikers, both alcoholics, a bedreaded hippy, two dogs and 5 snakes (including a 12 foot python) in the roughest part of aylesbury where a kid got killed in front of about 10 people right outside my house.

But that's probably not as bad as Southampton, although I've never been.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:29, archived)
# yeah, when it's in a rear view mirror
shrinking

:D
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)
# *angers some more*
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Is Mr I.P. Freely there please?
edit: you bum, now this makes no sense.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:15, archived)
# whip up dat frenzy, boi!
:D
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# KNIVES AND THAT IN YOUR DIRECTION.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:15, archived)
# :D
those better be sheffield stainless and not some cheap prison labour steelworks shit from chinaland
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:16, archived)
# What on Earth do you think?!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# aldi knives
:(
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# No.
Not in the slightest. Not even a tiny bit.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Stop


(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# IN THE NAME OF LOVE
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# haha i laughed a bit
some of it reminds me of the Conchords. you know, whispery talking and being awkward in every situation
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)
# I swear
everyone on b3ta is either from Sheffield, London, or Foreign
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# I am from discomeatania
we export meat, offal, meat, potato and meat.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Haha thats cos sheffield is all the aces!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived)
# 104% Truth ^ right there.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:19, archived)
# im not from sheffield :p
im from chessterr.

my friend chris from round here moved to sheffield and is now doing it.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Or people who DON'T ANSWER GAZES
*grumps*
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:35, archived)
# They didn't do my bit of Sheffield
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:36, archived)
# sheffield hallam university is my insurance choice - only because liverpool is closer!
before the open day, i went there when everton played wednesday in the carling cup last season - the outside is a shithole,but the city centre is alright, just like any city.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Bad kitty!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:03, archived)
# I have no pearoast to add to that
well done.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:04, archived)
# mmm she's quite nice
I assume this is an internet meme where the bloke whacks her with the book or something?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:07, archived)
# yes.
she is annoying and hot.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:16, archived)
# WHEN WILL IT ANIMATE
arghh
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:08, archived)
# She looks like the pro hunting cunt off the Come Dine With Me that was on last night.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Hahaha
Justice!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:09, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)
# What's he done with Shaun?
is it a zombie kitty?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:33, archived)
# A little bit of Chloe

and a little bit of Dragonification.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:50, archived)
# beautiful Chloe
You've made my day.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:51, archived)
# In after Cenaris.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:51, archived)
# In after Ttssattsr
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:52, archived)
# The new internet meme
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:53, archived)
# In after Cenaris.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:53, archived)
# in after Ttssattsr
IN AFTER FINITE
IN AFTER CENARIS

*rocks back and forth*
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:54, archived)
# To be honest;
Shouldn't it be "in after Chloe"?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:59, archived)
# no
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:59, archived)
# You know it's not real, right?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:00, archived)
# meh...
either way the picture of her was first.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:01, archived)
# In after Evilscary
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:57, archived)
# First!
oh...dammit.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:02, archived)
# A little bit of Chloe?

Not enough of Chloe!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:05, archived)
# The du(g)dley remake....

Try to do the accent in your mind....
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:40, archived)
# I didn't know he was Punjabi
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:42, archived)
#
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:37, archived)
# I really like that ;)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:39, archived)
# I don't 8{
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:49, archived)
# hahahah! awesome :D
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:40, archived)
# I wonder what age he was when his mouth turned into a clam?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:41, archived)
# love it
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:42, archived)
# :D
Nice!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:43, archived)
# was that not just
a sequence from a Simpson's episode?
I've definitely seen it before for some reason.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Are you doing that thing where you don't have an icon just to see if anyone notices?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:47, archived)
# I wasn't
but now you have noticed who knows?
I thought I had changed it, I obviously removed it instead.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:06, archived)
# mostly from the simpsons, yes,
but with a little extra ketchup.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:48, archived)
# I'm only asking
in case I'm actually confused. It helps to know ;)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:05, archived)
# I haven't drawn a graph or anything
but I get the impression that quite a lot of stuff posted here is pictures or film from elsewhere which has been doctored a bit.

If I can get a government grant, I reckon I could prove it too.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:04, archived)
# drawn a graph?
you mean "not yet downloaded a graph from google and altered the numbers to suit me yet"? ;)
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Fucking woo!
Abso brill.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Do you fancy Spring Rolls for Dinner?
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Depends how you're gonna cook 'em . . .
in the e-wok?


(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Haha!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:35, archived)
# *is hypnotised*
*dribbles*
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Gorgeous, pet.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:09, archived)
# I thought that was the text on the book
just not made very clear.
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:37, archived)
# I think that was the intended joke, yes
yes

(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:38, archived)
# ye cannae trust the furry little bastids...
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:39, archived)
# hahahahahhaha! holy shit....
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:40, archived)
# ROFL!
Ooh, that's so wrong!

*click*
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:45, archived)
# hahahaha
he has a dangerous gleam in his eye..
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:46, archived)
# that's a full on rape face!
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:16, archived)

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