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# often underrated...

all the way up the ell
(LordMORD kennt kein Pardon, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:27, archived)
# I've just been reading down the board and I'm a bit unnerved now.
All gone a bit twilight zone in here lately hasn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:29, archived)
# I think this will help explain it all
www.b3ta.com/board/9237031
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:43, archived)
# what did i miss?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:43, archived)
# Catnipppp showing us our sheeple ways.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:45, archived)
# i like godzilla
:)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:49, archived)
# oh and i like cake too
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:54, archived)
# Your username is distressingly similar to mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:29, archived)
# so is Lord Manleys
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:30, archived)
# It's a conspiracy against me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:32, archived)
# And mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:30, archived)
# *flaunts signature*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:31, archived)
# :D I have many wizdoms.
A fart is a cat at a fridge.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:33, archived)
# this proves nothing
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:33, archived)
# bindun
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:30, archived)
# I've seen this before, i'm sure
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:31, archived)
# I hope she was gentle on you
....
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:31, archived)
# not in anyway, if there is no pain how are you to remember it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:41, archived)
# it *is* being leeched off myspace, after all
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:33, archived)
# that makes a change
A fair proportion of MySpace pictures are leeched off b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:42, archived)
# its getting bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Yes, I noticed that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:32, archived)
# inflatable!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:36, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:35, archived)
# yays
It's 2005!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:41, archived)
# Not for another 20 minutes it isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:43, archived)
# WOOHOO!!
*has lots of sex and loses 12 kilos*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:43, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:45, archived)
# Pretty much the opposite of me!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:45, archived)
# eeew.
granddad sex :(


:P
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:50, archived)
# But I wasn't one then!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)
# phew!
sanity is restored.

:P
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:57, archived)
# Haha.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:44, archived)
# already?!
shit.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:44, archived)
# This is very original.
I've never seen this very well known image used in this way before.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# ...
and i know it very well now that its bindun very well
(LordMORD kennt kein Pardon, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# i'll just slip this pea in here
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# oh god
no! What about the children?
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Ha, ha, ha
Good stuff.

Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
#
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Spang factor 10, engage
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:16, archived)
# *facepalm*
That's a bad 'un!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Hahahaha awful.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:20, archived)
# hahaha!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:20, archived)
# I hope you're proud of yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:21, archived)
# ...in a word
yup :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:21, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:21, archived)
# that looks like a violent version of one foot in the grave
Take that Margaret you BITCH!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:23, archived)
# I keep hoping the face actually goes in the cup of tea each time.
"Nearly there..."
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:24, archived)
# that is dire sir, dire. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:22, archived)
# sooon
converge1
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Hahahaha......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Oooph!
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:33, archived)
# chortle
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:33, archived)
# ha ha, that's grand!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:42, archived)
# : )

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:01, archived)
# I can dig it too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Part une!
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:15, archived)
# What a bell end!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:18, archived)
# Part Deux
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:19, archived)
# *points to door*


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Yay for Groucho
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Then his brother took the job
leapt from the tower.

"Who's that?"

"Dunno, but he's a dead ringer for his brother..."
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)
# haha lovely stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:35, archived)
# funtiem
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:36, archived)
# HIs face rings a bell . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Yes
That is the punch line. watch part Deux!
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# .
Photobucket


www.youtube.com/watch?v=cc83q3wh9U0&feature=related


.
(Catnipppp, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:39, archived)
# Perfect time for a smoke break !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:40, archived)
# No!
It's Lent.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:09, archived)
# Send them an IOU and fill your boots.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:13, archived)
# it's all GODZILLA's fault
KAPOW!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:42, archived)
# No
It's the LIBERALS' fault. BUSH would not have let this happen!

/sarcasm
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:05, archived)
# your posts are all anti NWO themed,i like,good work
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:45, archived)
# Cool man, your fat check is in the mail on Monday
Nice to see someone knows about the NWO!

so many sheep asleep, waking them is a b i t ch.

.
(Catnipppp, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:47, archived)
# yeah its a bummer
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:49, archived)
# Please! Save us with your superior intellect!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:52, archived)
# no intellect
only piecing the obvious puzzle together, but go hit the snooze alarm, you have a couple more years.

.
(Catnipppp, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Please, teach us everything you know
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:00, archived)
# Tutorial!
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:03, archived)
# tutorial...

Endgame
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oo9zHkv8uSU


.
(Catnipppp, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:36, archived)
# i don't care about your agenda.
but the line feed/full stop thing is really annoying and indicative of your deillusions of self importance. please think why you need to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:55, archived)
# Did the NWO create Pulp?
If so, they can't be all bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:12, archived)
# I know all about the NWO.
My only surprise is that there are people still people ill-educated enough to think that there is actually something wrong about a group dedicated to the globalisation of humanity and an and to organised religion.
The biggest threat to world peace and the progression of civilisation is organised religion and the tinfoil hat brigade would be better suited to concentrating their efforts on what is an actual threat and stop worrying about people trying to make humanity better.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:54, archived)
# i think a group of people that are manipulateing us with eugenics
is far from "dedicated to the globalisation of humanity" its fucking sick and if you agree with it your fucked up
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:00, archived)
# your info for such a statement ?
please don't quote anything at Rense.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:04, archived)
# OH MY GOD THEY HAVE INFILTRATED B3TA!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:01, archived)
# Hey
i was studying your art again, and before i shower you with stunned amazement, how was that done? Is a tutorial a thing where they give you all the pics and you only assemble it? Or did you design this concept and only use their techniques? Because if you did, this is really extreme high end stuff. And if you just did a paint by number that is a different song completely.

.
(Catnipppp, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Yeh, he's a real poopy plop panties isn't he
.
(Catshitttt wake up, sheeple., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Hahaha
Epic response
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:12, archived)
# I just took some of the
stock used and recreated the original concept using whatever techniques I saw fit at the time.
You can make of that what you will.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:06, archived)
# not sure what you mean
I would have to see the tutorial, i went to the magazine and tried to order them, but prob with the US credit card i guess. Are you saying the layout was there with all the pics and you applied your painting techniques? Like the irredescent layer in the timepiece, and the right hand bottom corner machine?
(Catnipppp, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:10, archived)
# The timepiece
was done in the same way in the original but it's not a technique that was new to me. anything metallic placed on a difference layer or with a difference layer adjustment will always give the same effect. Just duplicating it ad then changing layer opacity will alter it, you can do this as much as you like.
All the rest of the stuff on top of the timepiece was painted on by me.
The thing in the corner ( steampunk brass spider ) was something I added myself as I came across it by accident whilst looking for brass stock to use.
I go to Adobe seminars and as a long time Adobe customer my registration allows me to view their video seminars and tutorials so just because I use techniques that others use in a tutorial does not mean I'm learning anything from it, just using techniques I am familiar with and then embellishing it myself.

edit:// and stop asking me questions that elicit a long drawn out response only for you to not at least acknowledge that you have read it because it's getting to the point that I'll not bother.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:17, archived)
# not a total waste of breath..
I eat up every word of advice you proper artists give out.Thanks for bothering.
(ruff secks R.I.P. uncle Jim :(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:06, archived)
# i thought the project for a new american century was the nwo
in which case, it can take a flying leap
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:07, archived)
# that is the one
It was an outline for 9/11, and then the takeover of the middle east. Now the illuminati have dropped the price of oil to bankrupt all the oil producing countries, Dubaii is just this month come to complete standstill in development, and soon if the price of oil stays below 5o bucks a gallon, it is now at 38, the whole place will collapse, and no one had to fire a shot. Iran will feel it heavily too, but then later in the year America is going to fall like a lumbering elephant into the worse financial meltdown seen since the 1930 depression, get ready, you will be going down too, you think europe will not be affected?

.
(Catnipppp, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:18, archived)
# i think these people are more worried about osama bin laden and
his gang of scary islamic terrorists who are trying to kill us all,hahahaha problem,solution,reaction is a bummer
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:31, archived)
# How fortunate the magic collapse threshold is at the nice round figure of $50
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:32, archived)
# I do love you.
You know that though.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Dude, I know *all about* NWA
They taught me how to keep it real, y'all.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Arf.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Its obviously an inside job, no way could Godzilla destory a skyscraper, I know my friend studies godzilla in college
I saw a youtube video about it and everything so its a fact
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:45, archived)
# you are Michael Moore
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:51, archived)
# *eats*
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:52, archived)
# Where's Godzuki?
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:48, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:12, archived)
# What the cunt is this
PS quick TJ; oops, searched for "jeccy" in google, turns out I'm a South Korean fashion label.



Fucking hell....time for a namechange :p
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Design fashions,Woman!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:56, archived)
# I would
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:07, archived)
# At least it was south korean and not the bad one
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:08, archived)
# South Dakota?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:09, archived)
# South of France?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:17, archived)
# Spain?
Ola!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:18, archived)
# I would design her
lable
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:24, archived)
# didn't know you were such a hot korean chick jeccy
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)
# ah, I can see what you're attempting here
It's good work - keep practising and have fun with it!

p/
(Catshitttt wake up, sheeple., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:58, archived)
# Nice shoppage.
I've got a friend/ex-fiancee who lives and works in central Chicago.
I watched the Oliver Stone WTC movie recently, which might be just
a film but really brought the horror of the event home for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:09, archived)
# haha very good
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:09, archived)
# What really annoys me about you
is not your crypto-fascist or even your explicit conspiro-bonkers 'I see all, if only you could too' patronising bullshit (no wonder you have done so much work for Disney). No, all of this has no import for me, but what is really irritating the shit out of me is the fact that you sign off every post with two line feeds and a full stop.

Really you are not that important. Really.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:18, archived)
# Hmm
I was wondering about that too


.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Funnily enough
I think this suits you. Keep it.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Favourite post of the year so far :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)
# nice work :)
"GOJIRA!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:20, archived)
# I may be a sheep, but you're a faggot.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Steady on, heteroboy.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:35, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:43, archived)
# are you football?
i seem to remember you are. did i give you the special website addresses? do you want them? i'll gaz them if you do.

*edit* woo newcastle!
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:51, archived)
# am I football?
do you mean do I support and enjoy football? If so yes.
As for special addresses? You lost me.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:56, archived)
# the live feeds
do you want the addresses. Newcastle are kicking utd's arse at the mo.

bah rooney's just scored a wonder goal
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:00, archived)
# Oh right.
Yeah I got that thanks. Also myp2p won their case and all links ( apart from Dutch div1 ) are back up.

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:07, archived)
# I thought so.
i refound it at the wknd. bodes well for pirate bay
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:11, archived)
# I'm interested! me please I'm football!

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:11, archived)
# I've pm'd you
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)
# it's laugh
end of story
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 21:13, archived)
# how stuff's made.......
arf
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:30, archived)
# S___T___R___E___T___C___H . . . it out !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:40, archived)
# DUE TO INCREASED DEMAND
cdc's at full output...........teh gayshift needs'em:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:43, archived)
# Clock in..cock out!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:47, archived)
# I read that in reverse . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:49, archived)
# !tuo kcoc...ni kcolC


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:54, archived)
# now THAT would be a super job:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:50, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:09, archived)
# Submitted for your consideration:
Spanging pans at the ready...

Photobucket

Well at least I've learned how to optimise. :D
(Guizmeaux, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:24, archived)
# Ahhh
*slowly gets the joke*

Ok, have a delayed-reaction GodSpang.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:29, archived)
# My first ever graphical spang!
Thank you! It's good to know I have made a differe...[Oscars music]
(Guizmeaux, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:31, archived)
# You silly person!
Oh and woo.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:29, archived)
# Ta!
(Guizmeaux, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:31, archived)
# Okey dokey...
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:39, archived)
# honk
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:23, archived)
# including lots of strange dream sequences
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:27, archived)
# Yes . . . it's a very nice looooooooooong wait . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:47, archived)
# God, she even bathes with that dress on....
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Imitate tubgirl, woman!
(Guizmeaux, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:24, archived)
# That's one way to get soap on it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:50, archived)
# hes a country boy at heart
click for big
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:17, archived)
#
ooohh.... very subtle and most woo

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:18, archived)
# i'm sure ive seen this before
'tis woosome though
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:21, archived)
# I am also thinking this
*thinks*
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:23, archived)
# X-Wings : magnetically drawn to anything larger than a puddle
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:23, archived)
# I have seen this before .....
But never unlurked to say how good it is.....
So I shall say so now......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:37, archived)
# Taa muchly!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Fantastic!
East Bergholt ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:22, archived)
# almost beendun
there was a different Constable pic with the X-Wing and R2 imposed on it, had it as me comp's wallpaper for weeks on it.

Still woo though :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:23, archived)
# Cor.....
The X.wing is so well blended I didn't even see it untill I clicked for big.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:10, archived)
# oohh... *notices signature*
I love Terrahawks me.

*Strolls on*

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:13, archived)
# arf
don't forget the Zelda/Tina Turner one ;-)

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:15, archived)
# the egg has an anus
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:13, archived)
# Whale eggs are inside out baby whales
when ripe they poo themselves out and the the anus then serves as the blowhole.

When hatching it sounds like a window being cleaned by a rubber squeegie.

And that's science that is.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Hellzapoppin, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:11, archived)
# It's Ok, already spanged myself copiously
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:43, archived)
# O_o
This completely confuses me
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:44, archived)
# lolorexia?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:45, archived)
# *penis drops*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:52, archived)
# :-(
Must be losing my touch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:52, archived)
# I'm standing on my head
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Don't be silly, you'll get footprints on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)
# I'm so glad you don't disown me with jokes like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Fuck no, they're the only jokes I understand :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:56, archived)
# \o/
the shittier the joke, the funnier I find it.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:56, archived)
# The sillier and ridiculous the joke, the more funny I find it
Q: Why did the poo go to the supermarket?
A: To buy toilet paper.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:00, archived)
# :D
Oh, my lovely hairy strumpet. I can't wait for the meet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:01, archived)
# :D right my lovely, my "taxi" has arrived and I'm off home
byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee x
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Same!
Bye lovely x
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:02, archived)
# sorry to interrupt
*waves*

Gotta go - see's youse laters
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:53, archived)
# NOOOOO
alright then *loves*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)
# de-ris
www.allthelyrics.com/lyrics/carpenters/jambalaya_on_the_bayou-lyrics-30771.html
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Fucking hell, I hate websites with sound
Thanking you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:52, archived)
# ooooh, is it a website that is stuck in the 90s
I went on one of those today, just made me go WTF, update it man.
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)
# i don't even
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Don't lie, I've seen you tonnes of times.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:48, archived)
# ris?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:48, archived)
# no clues
you'll just have to go over all the Carpenters lyrics in your head......i'm in an eevil mood
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)
# That is not going to happen
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Oh dear.
I'm so confused, I can't read this.
I've been reading so much Manga recently I'm all backwards!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Don't read it then.
Read Pride of Baghdad if you want some pictures with your story. Dead good. Or Battlepope. Or Kuzimu. Or Watchmen.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)
# But I like reading manga :P
Death Note is awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Still, read all of those things at one point or another.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:57, archived)
# ooh Battlepope, I was thinking of getting that
Is it good?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Extremely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Orders :)
Ta
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Perinspiration prevails . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:53, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Hahaha......
She'll just foal in love again...!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:18, archived)
# Hahaha
Christ
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:24, archived)
# Claw Puppet
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Pulsatywolf is pulsating,
Kittyhead finds you very attractive. Will you go to bed with it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:43, archived)
# I guess that it would be better than waking up next to a horse head . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Depends if the horse head is attached to a horse and it's horse cock.
Well, if you like that sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:46, archived)
# I think that cat head fancies me
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:44, archived)
# A Cat Head of good taste, evidently.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:44, archived)
# pffft
oh stobbit

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Quiet, you...
*snogs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:46, archived)
# yes please :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:47, archived)
# You'll just have to wait...
*teases mercilessly*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:48, archived)
# I *love* teasing and being teased.
Please continue.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:51, archived)
# *continues*
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:51, archived)
# It will follow you everywhere . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:47, archived)
# I could tell this was one of yours before i even scrolled down
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Have a happy two candle day too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:49, archived)
# thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)
# WHAT IS HAPPEN
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:47, archived)
# This does purpose a perplexing problem . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:51, archived)
# He seem to have the shits
Going by the mess, I would say he has dysentery. He should do the same as the invading army of Henry V on their way to the waiting boats via Agzincort and cut his hoes off above the knees, so he can just crap where ever
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Living incontinent will cause this . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:52, archived)
# I seemed to have history geeked out there
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:57, archived)
# As it should be !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Kittens for mittens...!!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:20, archived)
# One fit sizes all !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Frankly ......
That makes it sound like it's related to the Zombie wolf..!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:47, archived)
# To be Ernest . . . yes . . . yes it does !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:48, archived)
# whatever has happened to sooty?....................................\o/
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:36, archived)
# Now merely just another type of plaything . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:39, archived)
# Galaxy Radio's Steve Furnell and James Barr sharing a bath!


Listeners to Galaxy North East this morning heard Steve Furnell talking about a dream in which he was having a bath with fellow DJ James Barr!
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Tubgirl's been at the side of that bath.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:26, archived)
# ewwwwwww...
bad Cap'n!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:27, archived)
# It's just picalilli....
does that make it better?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Not now, no.
*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:28, archived)
# :-( sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:30, archived)
# s'alright, lovely...
Just not what I wanted in my head, that's all.

I may have to re-appraise my ideas for dinner though.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:31, archived)
# I'm having lovely cleansing clear vegetable soup.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:32, archived)
# mmmm. Miso, now there's an idea.
I was going to have fish, but I may opt for something 'lighter'.*

*probably end up having a cheeky pizza.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Oooh, naughty.
I've got miso, actually, and I'd forgotten about it. Hmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:35, archived)
# miso, egg noodles, fried mushrooms, chopped spring onions.
get it piping hot and crack a raw egg on the top.

japanese takeaway style.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:43, archived)
# I have all of that at home
Thor, thunderous warbeast that you are, I loves yer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:46, archived)
# you can adds what yer likes
thin slices beef, chicken or pork, and i mean thin.

chopped green beans are nice as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:09, archived)
# ooooh I may have cheeky sushi!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:35, archived)
# *jealouses*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:36, archived)
# I heart sushi
nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:37, archived)
# I have very same feelings.
Sooooosheeeeeee. I've got Sushi earrings, made by a b3tan.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:37, archived)
# ooh really? Who made them?
I shall be calling upon the services of:

www.papa-no.de/

*rubs big hairy tum*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:40, archived)
# :-(
*wants sushi*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:41, archived)
# sashimi FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Yakitori, I don't care
I just want some Japanese food...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:49, archived)
# For relaxing times, make it Santori time.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Tokyo Diner, next week?
name the day, ma'am.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)
# i have some pocari that a friend bouight back from canada for me
as i was missing it because i became chemically addicted to it whilst in japan.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:13, archived)
# It's a fine repast, forsooth.
Brewer Street it is, then.

No cooking for me!!!!

\o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:38, archived)
# I am very jealous of both of you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:39, archived)
# You know you are welcome to join me...
*flashes corporate Amex*

You can be a 'client'....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:39, archived)
# If I had one of those
I'd not have it for long, if you get me. Swiftly would it be removed from my clutches.

You're a love, thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:41, archived)
# *folds arms and sticks out bottom lip*
I want to have all lovely people over here with me instead of silly England
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Help me to teach the wife German
and it may be considered. I'm not liking the way England's getting.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Come over here and learn German
Lots of English-speaking over here
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:43, archived)
# That's a good point
I'll need to relearn it. Or immerse myself for a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Really is the best place to learn it the quickest
Especially if you have some previous knowledge of it
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Have some wobbly bits!
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Have you come out of the closet?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Well, we'll have to come and visit then, won't we, Fae?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:44, archived)
# PLEASE DO THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:47, archived)
# I'll spring for the tickets,
I've got airmiles coming out the wazzoo... it's be chip-cheap.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:47, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Most definitely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:47, archived)
# tubgirl shat out a picalilli enima?
it doesn't make it better.
(waxdart hello., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Not when you say it like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Picalilli is pure evil
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:36, archived)
# not
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)
# extra points awarded
for wrongness
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:28, archived)
# I should be called Captain Wrong really
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:30, archived)
# No, I think Captain Wow is apt.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:37, archived)
# I am the queen of fuck ups.
Yes, you're right.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:39, archived)
# You're wowowowowowowow, hence it being the idea name for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:43, archived)
# :D, bless.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:44, archived)
# And now I've dished out a single compliment for the day, I shall retire to about 4 foot away and be a waste of space.
Tata, blossom.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:47, archived)
# *cuddle* see you soon, poppet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)
# i just suggested a compo,vote for it everyone....
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:31, archived)
# You'll have to do better than that.
I barely do when I'm told when people actually ask nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:32, archived)
# what the fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:35, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:38, archived)
# im just bored
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:40, archived)
# so am I
I am also annoyed again
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Something ain't right
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Excellent work, that man...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Compensation for the catspammage ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:16, archived)
# None needed!
'tis a lovely cat.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# MAXIMUUUUU
SPANGARUUUU!
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)
# well done. and from the same movie sound track.
(waxdart hello., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Hahaha
*puts lime in coconut*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Doctor!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived)
# ain't there nothing I can take?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:20, archived)
# I say DOCTOR!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:21, archived)
# To relieve this bellyache?
my mentalkins of a best mate sings along to this at the top of her voice on long car journeys, it's brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:22, archived)
# the venn diagram
of overlap in our respective headspaces grows more worrying by the day.
In a good way, though.

'Godot', for instance - that was un-nerving...
You lovely Cap'n, you *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:25, archived)
# :D
I take it as a good thing that I in any way encounter the same thoughts as someone of your intellectual capacity.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:26, archived)
#
intellectual capacity self-evident insanity
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Tish and pshaw in great sackloads, dearest.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Bless you, honey.
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:35, archived)
# *glomps* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:36, archived)
# I'm going to see Godot in Norwich next month
feat. Sir Ian McKellen, Patrick Stewart and Simon Callow. \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:31, archived)
# CALLOW!
Oh you lucky man! I am very jealous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Cost me £130 for 4 tickets
5th row. I am going to shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:35, archived)
# I think that's frowned on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Hahaha
I'll be discreet. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:36, archived)
# No grunting.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Bleedin' Ell!
What a line-up. That sounds completely top!

I've only got Watchmen booked at the Imax next week to look forward to. Not quite the same thing.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:33, archived)
# We're going on Friday.
Not that we can afford to- the lad's put it on his credit card. You've got to love that graphic artist sense of priority.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:34, archived)
# hehe - yes indeed.
I really hope it's good. I'm treating my poor tired big bro.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Awww, have a lovely time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:38, archived)
# you too, pickle!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:39, archived)
# :D I've got to finish the damn book yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:39, archived)
# not too sure if this is on that old CD?
(waxdart hello., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Female sheep for the set?
Woo anyways though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Here I am
stuck in the middle of you.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:27, archived)
# tee hee,i always picture that when that song comes on,thank you
for bringing it to almost life
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:32, archived)
# But shouldn't the Jokers be on his left and the clowns on his right?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:34, archived)
# i made this for my buddy chris and his friend rich


theyre making some sort of comedy sketch thing, i havent actually watched it properly because my sound card doesnt work. but i have heard its mighty funny so you might aswell have alook.

its called Chris and Rich Do Sheffield.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:08, archived)
# I do Sheffield all the time!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:11, archived)
# but the tube doesn't go to Sheffield...
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Sheffield is ace
Id well do it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Sheffield was...
well to be honest I though it was a dump, probably saw the wrong bit :(

(good pic though!)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:12, archived)
# >:(
It's beautiful!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)
# ^
*crosses arms*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)
# sorry, I knew I'd piss off a few people
I was staying in the area around the Sheffield United ground, which really was rough as fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# :D
Don't worry, to listen to me you'd never know I'm a Sheffield lass.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Bramall lane area isnt as nice
Crookes is nicer :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Rough as fuck?
It might be a bit scruffy, but it certainly isn't a rough area. And you lived near the best stadium in the world! I think the rays of awesome must have damaged your brain somewhat.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:24, archived)
# You want rough as fuck?
I used to live on the street that ran down to The Dell in Southampton.

Jesus, talk about the end of the world. That place was / is / will always be the bumhole of the universe.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Sheffield has the lowest crime rate in England :)
Never went to the Dell. Went to St Mary's last year and had a good day out, but that was more down to the boozy minibus than Southampton itself. I can't remember much of the place tbh!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:29, archived)
# everyone in sheffield does loads of ketamine
i read it in the metro.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:58, archived)
# I lived in a house with no carpet
two long haired and very hard bikers, both alcoholics, a bedreaded hippy, two dogs and 5 snakes (including a 12 foot python) in the roughest part of aylesbury where a kid got killed in front of about 10 people right outside my house.

But that's probably not as bad as Southampton, although I've never been.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:29, archived)
# yeah, when it's in a rear view mirror
shrinking

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)
# *angers some more*
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Is Mr I.P. Freely there please?
edit: you bum, now this makes no sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:15, archived)
# whip up dat frenzy, boi!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# KNIVES AND THAT IN YOUR DIRECTION.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:15, archived)
# :D
those better be sheffield stainless and not some cheap prison labour steelworks shit from chinaland
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:16, archived)
# What on Earth do you think?!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# aldi knives
:(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# No.
Not in the slightest. Not even a tiny bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Stop


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# IN THE NAME OF LOVE
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# haha i laughed a bit
some of it reminds me of the Conchords. you know, whispery talking and being awkward in every situation
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)
# I swear
everyone on b3ta is either from Sheffield, London, or Foreign
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# I am from discomeatania
we export meat, offal, meat, potato and meat.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Haha thats cos sheffield is all the aces!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived)
# 104% Truth ^ right there.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:19, archived)
# im not from sheffield :p
im from chessterr.

my friend chris from round here moved to sheffield and is now doing it.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Or people who DON'T ANSWER GAZES
*grumps*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:35, archived)
# They didn't do my bit of Sheffield
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:36, archived)
# sheffield hallam university is my insurance choice - only because liverpool is closer!
before the open day, i went there when everton played wednesday in the carling cup last season - the outside is a shithole,but the city centre is alright, just like any city.
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Bad kitty!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:03, archived)
# I have no pearoast to add to that
well done.
(waxdart hello., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:04, archived)
# mmm she's quite nice
I assume this is an internet meme where the bloke whacks her with the book or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:07, archived)
# yes.
she is annoying and hot.
(waxdart hello., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:16, archived)
# WHEN WILL IT ANIMATE
arghh
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:08, archived)
# She looks like the pro hunting cunt off the Come Dine With Me that was on last night.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Hahaha
Justice!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:09, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)
# What's he done with Shaun?
is it a zombie kitty?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:33, archived)
# A little bit of Chloe

and a little bit of Dragonification.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:50, archived)
# beautiful Chloe
You've made my day.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:51, archived)
# In after Cenaris.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:51, archived)
# In after Ttssattsr
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:52, archived)
# The new internet meme
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:53, archived)
# In after Cenaris.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:53, archived)
# in after Ttssattsr
IN AFTER FINITE
IN AFTER CENARIS

*rocks back and forth*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:54, archived)
# To be honest;
Shouldn't it be "in after Chloe"?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:59, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:59, archived)
# You know it's not real, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:00, archived)
# meh...
either way the picture of her was first.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:01, archived)
# In after Evilscary
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:57, archived)
# First!
oh...dammit.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:02, archived)
# A little bit of Chloe?

Not enough of Chloe!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:05, archived)
# The du(g)dley remake....

Try to do the accent in your mind....
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:40, archived)
# I didn't know he was Punjabi
(waxdart hello., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:37, archived)
# I really like that ;)
(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:39, archived)
# I don't 8{
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:49, archived)
# hahahah! awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:40, archived)
# I wonder what age he was when his mouth turned into a clam?
(waxdart hello., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:41, archived)
# love it
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:42, archived)
# :D
Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:43, archived)
# was that not just
a sequence from a Simpson's episode?
I've definitely seen it before for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Are you doing that thing where you don't have an icon just to see if anyone notices?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:47, archived)
# I wasn't
but now you have noticed who knows?
I thought I had changed it, I obviously removed it instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:06, archived)
# mostly from the simpsons, yes,
but with a little extra ketchup.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:48, archived)
# I'm only asking
in case I'm actually confused. It helps to know ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:05, archived)
# I haven't drawn a graph or anything
but I get the impression that quite a lot of stuff posted here is pictures or film from elsewhere which has been doctored a bit.

If I can get a government grant, I reckon I could prove it too.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:04, archived)
# drawn a graph?
you mean "not yet downloaded a graph from google and altered the numbers to suit me yet"? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Fucking woo!
Abso brill.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Do you fancy Spring Rolls for Dinner?
(Uncle Jumbo will strip for pocket change (and/or Gin), Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Depends how you're gonna cook 'em . . .
in the e-wok?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:35, archived)
# *is hypnotised*
*dribbles*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Gorgeous, pet.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:09, archived)
# I thought that was the text on the book
just not made very clear.
(waxdart hello., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:37, archived)
# I think that was the intended joke, yes
yes

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:38, archived)
# ye cannae trust the furry little bastids...
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:39, archived)
# hahahahahhaha! holy shit....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:40, archived)
# ROFL!
Ooh, that's so wrong!

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:45, archived)
# hahahaha
he has a dangerous gleam in his eye..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:46, archived)
# that's a full on rape face!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:16, archived)

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