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# Have a slightly lacking in self confidence Death
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Well, I guess people who are lacking in self confidence need to die too
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Silly death
You don't confidence to reap
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:26, archived)
# feeeeeeeeet
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Thank you. Please have a compea by return of post

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:31, archived)
# thank you sir!
and woo!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:32, archived)
# hahaha
We lost our then 3 year old daughter on a trip to Gatorland in Florida.

That was a panic I can tell you.

We got most of her back
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Sing along if you know the words
Rippy the Gator
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Last one is my favorite
Reminds me of an ex....
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! CaptainKirk, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:01, archived)
# more of a Grumpy Reaper then
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:32, archived)
# His face should be magenta.
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:33, archived)
# OH HAI DEATH
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:36, archived)
# pfft!
i like this
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Awwww... Sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:39, archived)
# every link you click is a moment of your life wasted
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue371/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Cheers Ginger Fuhrer!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:23, archived)
# 1ST LOL
Edit: Oh you board-breaking twat
Editedit: That's bizarre, I had actually finished reading the newsletter and came back to board LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Dear Mr of Dock Green,
are you having a nervous breakdown?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:34, archived)
# good I was bored
(waxdart hello., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:23, archived)
# woo hoo
i've been waiting since 5 minutes ago for this! ta muchly
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:24, archived)
# That's Prof again
Woo yay!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Yay!
I was just getting bored of work so this is perfectly timed
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)
# I just noticed twatter.com is up for sale
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)
# let's have a whip round
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Picasso's Robert Palmer
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:17, archived)
# hahaha
wut?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:19, archived)
# I thought we had a theme going here?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Possibly....
*steps away slowly*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:22, archived)
# I'm going to need this explaining
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Explain it to me like I'm a six year old.
No not like that!

MUUUM! HE'S DOING IT AGAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)
# well you see
the feather represents - Robert Palmer

and the parodoxical heaviness represents his worldwide Smash- "Addicted to Love"

The overall whiteness of the background Suggests Picasso's inate inabilty to open a tin of cucumber with a pair of pliers
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:23, archived)
# reminds of the old
which is heavier, a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:23, archived)
# which is taller,
a six-foot man or a six-foot woman?
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:46, archived)
# *F5's like a madman until someone explains this*
EDIT: Shit! Newsletter's out. I guess I'll never know.
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:24, archived)
# it's just a very heavy feather
the Subject title was just a nonsense - following on from Ninj's artistic post
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:25, archived)
# i dont understand it
but i love it!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Lovely stuffs!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Van Gogh's 'Proclaimer'
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)
# hahha
I would cut off 500 ears
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:16, archived)
# And iiiii would paint 5 thousand swirls and a
superb :)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:17, archived)
# HA HA HA
:D

go on then

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Ach, I love this!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:20, archived)
# me too
they look well-hacked off!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)
# hahahah
his eye(s) tell it all
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:20, archived)
# that's really brilly good!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:19, archived)
# DERDLE DE DEH!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Braw!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:20, archived)
# When yew gooooooooore wull yew send baaaack
A letter FROOOM America ... !
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Yeah
(waxdart hello., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:23, archived)
# LOL
and I don't mean the "lol" that's used as punctuation. I mean I actually laughed out loudly.
(I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)
# :)
good - made me happy to read.
(waxdart hello., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:33, archived)
# you are very a naughty person!
have a large *spanging!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Hooray!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)
# DrZaarlon Is Processing Circles


Click for bigger (138 kb)
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Them's circles.
Do I get a gold star for being good?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)
# barryheadwound approves of DrZaarlon's processed circles.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Dr Zaarlon's been cutting down trees again!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)
# noons all
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nicely done :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Fantastic!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Chav soldiers too!
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:19, archived)
[challenge entry] FRIDAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)
# I'm Griffy Savalas.
And I approve this message

however The Balvenie FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:09, archived)
# This
Balvenie Doublewood is about my fave malt ever...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:11, archived)
# I get it free!
/works for the company blog
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)
# No wai!
Send me some please :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)
# I get lots of quality booze free
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)
# right - that's it
I'm going to become a pharmacist just to spite you...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)
# I do like aspirins...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Well bloody well send me some then!
It is my birthday soon you know!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Happy Birthday
for then, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)
# me too
I buy a lot of it, I'm sure I should be eligible for some sort of free... life time supply
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)
# but how long is a life exactly?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:17, archived)
# the more whisky you can get me
the shorter it would be... also - I have a question I might gaz you about
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:18, archived)
# good economics there
go ahead
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:19, archived)
# depends how much you supply...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:19, archived)
# 3 months
once you start getting free single malt.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:20, archived)
# I've gone 5 years so far
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)
# O_O
Well that free advertising on a well-used forum will cost your company 1 case of Doublewood.

I'll gaz you the delivery details.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)
# I'll email you a case
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Redsushi! Enterprises are please to hear
of your approval.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)
# we agreed £500 right?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)
# I endorse this endorsement
... in the past 6 months I've bought a Balvenie double wood and a Dallas Dhu from 1975... both as gifts. Have I been offered a nip of either of them? HAVE I CUNTY BAGS!

I need better friends.

"aww thanks [PuC's real name] - I'll keep that for special :D"

"what - you mean more special that celebrating your first born? ... you'll keep it for yourself more like grumble grumble"
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)
# you need to work in the booze industry
is what you need
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)
# yesh I do
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:16, archived)
# can you make barrels?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:19, archived)
# no
but I'm convinced there's nothing I can't learn to do
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:20, archived)
# can you work in Marketing?
that seems easy enough

www.pioneeringspirit.co.uk/opportunities.html
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)
# :D
thanks very much...

interestingly enough I'm just about to change careers.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Head of Category Management
sounds easy!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:36, archived)
# position gone
and yes it does
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Beer beer beer
click click click
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Cider time for myself
is just about to begin :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)
# I heartily endorse this notion
come on you fucking clock... MOVE!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Yes!


I heartily approve of this and all it encompassed.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:10, archived)
# :D
I love that firework shizzle :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)
# hell yeh
screw the tea
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:10, archived)
# I have been drinking tea
all day to stop drinking booze as I don't want a hangover at my nephews birthday tomorrow. But fuck it! I'll just not sober up :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Hahahaha!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:11, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:16, archived)
# CUP OF CANCER
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)
#
No thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)
# No thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:19, archived)
# no question mark equals no question
im merely contributing to todays mass hysteria brought upon the cancer labs latest bit of fun spoilery
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:34, archived)
# I love all you lovely b3tans....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)
# you can tell he does too
impressive
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# hahahaa
lovely stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Hahaha
What? Even Kochanski?
Even Peterson?
Even Doctor Dyslexia?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Chen?
Selby?
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Everybody's loved, Riverghost. Everybody.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)
# except that Griffy, he's a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)
# well, obviously not him
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)
# right in the armpits
HARD
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)
# you left an extra comma in there
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)
# it's yours if you want it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)
# FUCKING SWEET
Today was going really badly and now it's awesome.

P.s. I was secretly hoping for more lols for my brilliant grammarjoketime. I have upset myself with unrealistic expectations.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Gordon Bennett
Yes, hes loved too.
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Yes, all of you.
Everyone of you. A big hard love.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)
# *feels that love*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:11, archived)
# *love grows*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Where my Rosemary goes.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)
# *love hurts*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Who's Riverghost?
Is he like riverghost?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)
# :D
*sinks the Belgrano*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Typical over exaggeration
We can clearly see it's not that big.

*pushes paws closer together*

There. That's more accurate.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)
# you sir
have created something magical. have many clicks and a warm glowing feeling
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)
# I love you too
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:16, archived)
# FOR THE LOVE OF DOG!!!
peckish eh?


(Bromhead Beeeeeeeeeeeh!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:52, archived)
# THUMBS UP!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Disembodied hands up!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)
# *Reefs*
Put your thumbs on, put your thumbs on,

Put your thu-huh-huh-humbs on.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)
# O hai seampilot
;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:52, archived)
# He flies through the air at the speed of seams
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Now a want a pasty!
I heartily endorse Dial-a-Pasty
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)
# ULTIMATE SEAMS BIBLE
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Chemtrails??!


.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)
# This is more confusing than the time
I tried to do a sudoku with alphabetti-spaghetti.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)
# What about Jenga with baked beans?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Ravioli Tennis!


*patents*
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Have I just stepped into an episode of Alan Partridge?
Soup Bowling!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Pastrami Guess Who?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)
# this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUTFm55I_9g
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:09, archived)
# that's not a pasty
it looks more like some sort of SLICE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)
# surely a slice
has a seem running down the side. If i am wrong and this proves to be a slice you may have my first born
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
# by the same token
that very clearly isn't a pasty - Cornish or otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:57, archived)
# never understood why the cornish
are so proud of their pasties, any food that is designed to withstand being dropped down a mine shaft is wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)
# I wouldn't know about that
I do know that having savoury filling at one end and a sweet filling at the other is the kind of crazy genius that makes me proud to be a human and not an ant
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)
# that my dear prof
is a norfolk pasty! yes i do have too much time on my hands
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)
# seriously?
wow - I have new found respect for them
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)
# that fact
is from Stephen Fry, so it must be true. respecting them is going a little far though
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)
# or potentially a steak bake
which contravenes the trades descriptions act 1968
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
# nothing wrong here
all very pasty lovely
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)
# either there's a load of people standing on his wing
or that pilot isn't in a plane...

also - where's ghostie to repost a pic of his meatenburgh

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Meatenburg sounds like a nice nickname for your cock
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)
# that's COMMANDER meatenburgh
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Or "Belgrano" then, huh, you could like, shout out while you're fucking
lol - "I sunk the Belgrano" LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)
# I thought you're supposed to call a slapper The Belgrano.
On account of the number of men that went down on her.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)
# ha ha ha
I do that anyway, but this way it at least makes some sense!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# I feel the need, the need
for CHEESE AND ONION!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
# haha.
And no. I'm not laughing with you.

Do some of you not stop to think, before posting that yes, jokes are better than technique, but when your technique is this 'individual', that you had better be Morecambe and fucking Wise reincarnated to get away with it?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
# s' a bit harsh
made me smile, look :)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)
# hehe.
not meant to be harsh.

Just meant to induce smiling in others at his expense.

Ok, a bit harsh ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)
# dude,
you're harshing his buzz, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Its nt zalgo or any other wanbagons
It might not be great but then not everyone is blessed with photoshop skillzorz
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)
# It's only seamlols.
if anyone gets offended over it then I'd be surprised.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)
# you can't beat a bit of seam-lolz
on a rainy friday afternoon :)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)
# As if I need a second invitation...
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# hahahha
yeovil
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)
# is that who I think it is in the bottom right?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)
# ARGHHHHHHHHHH
you bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Bottom right, top left.
HE'S EVERYWHERE.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:16, archived)
# ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:17, archived)
# You may very well think that..
...But i couldn't possible comment.

if it's not you cup of tea, roll on by cupcake LOL!

...i do however accept that it is pure shite lol.

.....anyone try dialing the number yet?
(Bromhead Beeeeeeeeeeeh!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Oh yes, I always try calling random phone numbers I see on the internets
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)
# why would anyone ring the number??
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)
# because...
they are addicted to pasties and can't resist? ...nah, cheers gentleman, i shall continue to watch zulu and have another bag of hula hoops.

Muchos grtzioz innit. :o)
(Bromhead Beeeeeeeeeeeh!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Is it an
Armed forces posted overseas number?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)
# It's russian
but i don't think its real

www.google.co.uk/search?q=09354+234236&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)
# ouch, my dangerously soggy brain
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# well the area code is russian
so no.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
[challenge entry] umm . . .



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:48, archived)
# :)
he did bad didn't he?
(waxdart hello., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
# I don't understand this, but I suppose it IS Ikea instructions, right
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:52, archived)
# buy a coffin from IKEA
kill someone and then use their IKEA will to profit . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Ikea Will??
We don't have Wills in our Ikeas over here, only wobbly furniture and meatballs
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)
# But MFI Won't
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)
# all those people look happy
except for the dead guy... bringing the party down.

git.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Afternoon silliness...
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)
# i like ponies...
no, i mean horses, no...erm.. donkeys
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Bwa...bwa...bwahahahahah...
...soon be beer o'clock chief! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)
# yep,
should be slaughtered by about 5 o'clock!
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)
# arghhh!
its a crease!
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Great.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Hahaha

When this was still loading, I thought it was that leave britney alone dude. They would probably go well together on this poster
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:48, archived)
# LOLZ
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:52, archived)
# this is too good
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Not a geek...
all info gathered from Wiki... honest

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Strange!
LMAO.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)
# LAUGH AT MY FUCKING JOKE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)
# You sure know how to CHARM.
HAHAHASFUYCKL.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)
# hi
haha at joke

exit stage left
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:43, archived)
# I didn't like its flavour.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)
# you all make me sad..
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm all ears...
Edit Can I pea this in here pls?



Utterly unrelated to your post but tenuously compo-able...

God I'm an attention-seeking slag today.

Cheers Joe :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)
# when did you do this?
By (possibly) coincidence, I found this on your profile today and have shared it with several co-workers, all of whom found it glee-inducingly great.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)
# I did it quite a while back...
After the death of my late lamented Cat boots, when I went out and in about 7 minutes procured myself an identical pair, which are with me to this day.

A feat my wife cannot seem to accomplish given an entire day at her disposal ;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:48, archived)
# My very-long-lived army surplus boots have recently died,
I failed to care for the rubber and the soles perished. Still, 12 years of wear is very good for a pair of shoes as far as I'm concerned. Being UK size 12-to-15 (depending on brand) and not a small man I tend to wear things out fast.

must soon replace them, and all will be well.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Shopping like it's a military exercise is the best:
1) Locate drop zone.
2) Find and purchase target.
3) Evacuate at high speed.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)
# 4) Nuke the site from orbit (it's the only way to be sure)
5) profit
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)
# No worries
I'm printing that off and taping it to lady S' wardrobe
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:43, archived)
# I'm doing the same
but leaving it in the back seat of my car... which Mrs. UC is slowly turning into a mobile wardrobe.

Either that or she's very slowly leaving me.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)
# leaving you for a car?
ouch.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:47, archived)
# you need to wrap all the above up in one box
The box will be called "talk about it out loud all day long"

poor 2.man has to listen.
(waxdart hello., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Indeed, a box around each , with an arrow from female to male
AN ARROW OF CHAT!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Aceness!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Go on then
I'll give it *another* click!
(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Eyes like arseholes and ears like giant fannies
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)
# I love you too
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)
# I just breathed in hot tea and it hurts :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:41, archived)
# warning cancer!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)
# The cunt-mouthed cancer protector
will deal with that tea-induced cock-nosed tumour


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)
# This is so beautiful it hurts my eyes to look upon it
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)
# this is better than anything
the NHS has ever done.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)
# I dunno
I have had an anal fingering and a good squeeze of the bollocks on the NHS.
After that last one, he went on to smear my scrote with the GEL and rubbed his machine over me.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)
# lucky cunt
they only ever tell me to fuck off when I get my cock out.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)
# "Oh god, that was the hospital... I've got cancer."
"No? Where is it?"
"My warning."
"Oh my good christ, I'm so sorry."
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)
# CANCERLOLZ!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)
# /Sunday morning blog
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Who, you or 'er indoors? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)
# also - forehead boobies
but no nipples :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:43, archived)
# goddam, he's a walking lady garden
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)
# HAHAHA FUCK
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)
# :D YES ! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:57, archived)
# *wants to know his kirks*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)
# whoa, tight punning there buddy!
.
(Catshitttt wake up, sheeple., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Oooo Oooo can I be Odo pleeeeease...
"I'm watching you Quark"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)
# http://quarkgriffin.ytmnd.com/
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)
# lol, starwars
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)
[challenge entry] I only added the line of piss; but to be honest, this is so on my level I had to go for it.

(waxdart hello., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)
# He looks so much like me
that I want to cry.

What an awful state of affairs.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)
# hahaha
Pics or you look like the elephant man
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)
# tits or GTFO
(unless you look like the elephant man)
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Dammit
Wasn't expecting to have to prove I look like a geek drawing today, I've got nothing uploaded.

I'll put on a bathrobe, pull the same poses, and post the pics tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:43, archived)
# *sets alarm clock* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)
# *alarms set of clocks*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:49, archived)
# *clocks cocks getting alarmed*
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)
# kimono dragon!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:43, archived)
# You wait all day, then loads come at once....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Superb!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)
# UNEXPECTED BUS!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)
# HOORAY!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)
# CHEDGE!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)
# the shadowage on that shoe is superb
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)
# It's C'Shoe-lu
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Ditto Horse Shadowage!!
Excellent stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)
# You should always expect bus
but you can never be prepared for HORSE
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)
# what..?
horses?

edit: very woo btw!
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)
# unexpected bus!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:21, archived)
# the shadowage on that horse is superb
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:21, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)
# or that?
I can't decide...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# ^that
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:27, archived)
# ^this
is guff
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:27, archived)
# ^that too
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Upper street, eh? :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Yes. Outside the Nag's Head.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)
# hahahaha what?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:21, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)
# X-ecutioners at Cargo!
Must book my ticket!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)
# pah!
*scratch perverts*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:27, archived)
# hahaha
how rare.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)
# save the head,
could use it as a cheap new sign for the pub
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)
# lovely
i am also trying to read what the poster says on the phone box.
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)
#
jelly.b3ta.com/board/9310496
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Dammit!
you toooooo fast!

www.b3ta.com/board/9310496
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# ^This
So far I have Sunday 6th Sept, El Echidnas are playing at Cargo in Shoreditch
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Here you go...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:34, archived)
# damn it
can't make it, can you ask them to play after the 9th september? cheers
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:37, archived)
# UNEXPECTED CHEDGE
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)
# That bus is going the wrong way
MANIAC!!!
(littlelise - domestically challenged, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Magic.
Love the way the whole scene shakes as the horse hits the ground.

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:27, archived)
# ^this
At first I thought it was my own involuntary surprise reflex kicking in...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Huzzah!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Unexpected iHorse!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)
# I spy Lord Loon, leader and chief of the clan MacLoon!
Hailing* from Glen Loon, on the brae banks of the Loon.
Sporting pixellated war-paint, rictus grin**, and battle cry of "GLEE HAAAAANNNNDSS!!!".
A majestic figure, bestriding Ben Pun, slaying all before him.
Standing victorious! Arms raised in tri...

Er.

...still twitching, I think. Just.
Looks like the horse will be okay though.
(* www.visitscotland.com)
(** as do his many followers)
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:57, archived)
# This is all kinds of win!
WOO!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:23, archived)
# you am master of the artses
:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:31, archived)
# fantastic
i swear i could hear the WHUMMPF
clicks
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:31, archived)
# That is a Wilts & Dorset bus in old livery
and I here-by claim my £5
(I helped save b3ta! smokey bobinson westing by musket and sexton, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Do they drive on the right in Wiltshire?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Wonderful as always...:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Yays
THat looks like Upper Street in Islington.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Haha cool
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
# step three
combine3
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Inb4cenaris.
Also ignore'd.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:06, archived)
# haha
that's some quickfire yiffing there to beat Cenaris ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:06, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)
# We'll leave that to you, eh?
There's worrying amount of squirrels in Jamnog's lair
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:14, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Please please please tell me you shopped this

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
# only the words man,
only the words.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:16, archived)
# what the hell?!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)
# please dont ignore me :(
I can change
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)
# You've been reading Sequential Too Much :)
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:06, archived)
# that is not possible
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Hello Old Chap
How's it going?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Not too bad
Though apparently I'm on a 3 day week from April :(
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)
# I'd like her to bury my nuts
in her throat
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:06, archived)
# yes
i suppose..........
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Have it!
You nutty bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Where's that hair coming from?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# dead hippies

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Mmmmm

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)
# something about the head looks a bit off
but apart from that..


..My what a small Bikini it's not wearing
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Its jauntish angle
represents the zalgo comes motif
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Dunno if you want some constructive crit or not...
I think the head is too big and the hair needs to go.

Good furring though, especially on her arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)
# her left leg has two fur levels
carefully blended

edit : and yep I like tips on things will and panasonic have given me some
great stuff to work on. I think the heads are the hardest part for me
I spent too long trying to get the hue right and not enough time making it fit.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:17, archived)
# The only thing I would say is on all your images
I think your edges are too sharp. Fur has a softer fuzzier edge, especially tail-fur.

But not knowing what software you're using I can't offer any advice on making it better.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)
#
I have been trying a small smudge on some of it
there are other things I could do to make it
fluffyer but its hard to find the right one. and I am a bit lazy
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# YIFFS!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Yiff yiff meow! meow! Grrrrrrr vroom vrooooooom yiiiiiiifffff!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)
# SQUAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Grey squirrels are such slags
you wouldn't see a red tarting herself like that
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)
# orly
www.flickr.com/photos/jamnog/3144200147/in/set-72157611953075848/
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:14, archived)
# WHORE!!!
she's just been sold as a red squirrel sex slave. Your post is promoting this evil trade
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)
# nonsence she is a
catwalk model... well she got lost on the way to the squirrel walk
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Crikey you've done more of these than I thought!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:17, archived)
# i went to a squirrel conservancy place
and his posts were all over the phone boxes. I firmly believe Jamnog is a squirrel pimp
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:19, archived)
# heh yeah
I keep meaning to sotp
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)
# cant see it :(
flickr hosting fuck it.
(waxdart hello., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:19, archived)
# she looks like she has a big hard erection.
mmm, animal traps. Tits, bestiality and big cock all in one. Fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Dammit. Now I'm going to have to re-draft my letter!
www.b3ta.com/board/9310469
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Phwoar!
I bet that tastes nutty...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Someone's going to have to stab them all.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:59, archived)
# With flaming stabbing hammers.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)
# That's still underkill.
Can the flaming stabbing hammers have anthrax lasers?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Anthrax MASERS? sure, why not.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Anthrax is light now.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Christy
Did they use BRAND X :(
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Is that the Fritzls
first family photo since they were let out?

Inbreeding FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Why so serious?
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Arrrrrrgh!
hehe

Pah, massage parlours in heaven don't sound much fun
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)
# HA!
God always leaves you wanting more, it's his thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)
# the joke's on you
wah!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Haha!
The family who laughed :D
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)
# arrrrghhh! *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# thats somewhat disturbing
woo yay hoopla
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Eeeek!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:21, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh
excellently horrific.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)
# After Being type-cast in a Major Children's movie, those leading ladies always feel the need to shrug their do-goody image by featuring in a Lads Mag?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Cor!
*sprays*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# *in b4 cenaris*
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Fwwwooaaaaarrr!!
*Kerlick* for Belle :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Well done!
I like in both sexy and non-sexy ways.
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Phwoar!
Snow White can go fuck herself, but Belle would get it HARD.

Now do the little mermaid.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)
# I can't - she hasn't got a chuff!

Oh, I see. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Come all over her eggs
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Ha ha, Sonw Grey surely?
Love it
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# fwaptastic
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# I say!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# good grief!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Blood hell that's good.
And in so many ways!

*thoughtful rhythmic clickage*
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Cor!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# PHWOAR!
*50s style spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Nicely done there!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Belle was always my favourite
and this validates that stance.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Meh...


De Ris
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Yes


Ps: re-dis no workie
/edit: yes it does now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Hahaha!
Yeh I caught the De Ris cock up just after I posted
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)
# I like R2's flashing lights :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)
# hahahahhah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
# And in good company...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:19, archived)
# woo
proper old fashioned artwork with markup trace overlay :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Profit!


Click for bigger (347 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)
# 280 pixels? Very retro!
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:19, archived)
# STOP GIVING AWAY TEH SECRETS!
also - threadrush! I only popped off to make a Tron Pie and I thought I'd come back to the wrong site!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:19, archived)
# HA ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)
# This is how I do all my images
including the anims
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:19, archived)
# 280 pixels?
OLD SKOOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)
# what is the current size?
280 for the win
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# A crazy-arsed 400 pixels! :O
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Good Gravy!
It's madness!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:03, archived)
# ah, no wonder I've never had a compo win or FP....
I thought it was down to my lack of funnies... Now where are those memes...

hehehhe, WOOful stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Pffftttttttttt.... ttt....tttt...

* Yes that was a fart and not a lol
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)
# That said
This isn't true. Memes are hardly ever FPed
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:24, archived)
# memes do very well in images challenges though
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)
# heh.
i love that dog.

(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)
# He kills me!
Such joie de vivre.

(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)
# You forgot....
Add a starwars reference.

Thats how I got my one an only FP anyway : )
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Hasn't worked for me :(
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Why am i looking at your dog?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)
# bit like this - it didn't win :(
(waxdart hello., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)

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