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[challenge entry] Daisy Doo
nami
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:12, archived)
# popular sauce
: )
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:12, archived)
# as popular as Daddy's Sauce
or 'Fritzel Lube'
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh so cheap, oh so cheerless
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Nay, 'tis full of cheer
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:14, archived)
# hehehe!
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Oof!!
I hope it's not shark infested!!
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:16, archived)
# I still don't understand why people don't like it when I say
Famous last words - "Who ordered all that fucking coal?" - Mayor of Aberfan.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Too soon!
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:06, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:11, archived)
# nicely squire.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:19, archived)
# I really like this
W/C and all that jazz
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:25, archived)
# This is all of the good.
I've had those thoughts meself when we are in fire season :)
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 6:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Behind you!
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Matthew??! Matthew?!!
*glug*
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:08, archived)
# His arms must be fucking massive
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Proper lol there!
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Those little tinkers :)
Have they been bunging up all the toilets again?
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Bunging up each other, more like!
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:26, archived)
# A walrus man coloured and animated a bit
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:05, archived)
# This is some smashing work
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:06, archived)
# ^
it looks smashing
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Woo.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Beutifull
top stuff
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Awesome
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:08, archived)
# oh my :D
wooo :D

Last Saturday when I was on the way home from London, I was on the branch train and on the second to last stop these two women get up and get off at the stop, as they walk past me the last women has a strong smell of yoghurt.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:08, archived)
# I like the flickering neon light - although you missed a bit of trick
where you could have added some darkness when the neon light flicks off making it even more moody - but it is totally churlish of me as this is very woo top notch.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:08, archived)
# I was thinking this too, but held my tongue, glad you mentioned it
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:09, archived)
# I think walrus man can take 99.9999999% of the credit here
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Well I give credit where it's due
and the original Walrus drawing was tremendous and I gave it a click, but you have also done a great job with the colourising.

(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:15, archived)
# looks much better
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:26, archived)
# noche eine
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:10, archived)
# fab :)
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:11, archived)
# im enoying your work
excellent stuff
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:11, archived)
# this is rather splendid
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Great teamwork!
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:20, archived)
# come a long way since my efforts...
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:28, archived)
# yeah me too.
cfb

imagebam.com imagebam.com imagebam.com


(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:41, archived)
[challenge entry] What really happened.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:54, archived)
# GAAAAAAARRRRRRRFIIIIIIIIIIEEEEELLLLDDDD!!!!!!!!!!



(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:55, archived)
[challenge entry] haha woo
& gratuitous compo pearoast of fluffy gulag
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:58, archived)
# this image challenge is annoying me
because I've spent the last few days making dozens of animations of almost exactly this nature.
but I can't post any because they are for a client. dagnammit!

(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:00, archived)
# do the Taliban pay well?
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:02, archived)
# pfft!
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Can't you just, like, flip them?

;)
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:02, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:03, archived)
# tell the client you're beta testing
B3TA TESTING!!!!!!

GEDDITT??????!!?!!!!!!?!11//
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:04, archived)
# you're a gamer.... any info on the pros/cons of an SLi video card?
Thanks in advance
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:04, archived)
# not a clue
I only game on my PS3, computer is for work stuff
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Thanks. I've asked Pasanananannonic, he's dialed in to this stuff
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:07, archived)
# I have 2 cards in my pc (@4 years old) in SLI mode
they double the frame rate of games but prevent you using 2 monitors (which I can do with one card removed) . At the time buying one card of equal performance to my 2 sli cards cost£100+ than the 2 cards. Now you can get sli on 1 card but I dont know about them
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:38, archived)
# umm I have a crossfire card which is basically like a SLI (ATI/nVidia)
1. games sort of need to be designed to take advantage of multiple video cards.
2. You won't see much improvement otherwise

3.motherboard must support multiple video cards. (SLI/Crossfire)

4. They need to be the same card make.

5. More power to run 2 video cards, which means a better, more powerful power supply.

6. I'd just buy the best Graphics card you can get and save yourself some money

7. You'll probably just ignore this.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:10, archived)
[challenge entry] BANG! And the Tokyo is gone!


repost for compo
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:00, archived)
# yay :)
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:02, archived)
# It's CHINZILLA, suckas!
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:04, archived)
# It's Spang-time Medi!!
:P

Woo.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Heh
;)
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:07, archived)
[challenge entry] IMA FIRIN MAH LAZORS
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:06, archived)
[challenge entry] I can see this image re-occuring quite a bit...
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Oh the huge man... puffa fish?
haha
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Huge manatee??
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:55, archived)
# haha that's the one
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:55, archived)
# oh da huge man puffa fish
huge man puffa fish

huge man puffa fish

huge man puffa fish

done hit the towaaa WAAAA WAaaa waaaa waaaa .... .. ...

/has no fucking idea what he's typing blog
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:56, archived)
# watch out for the tower...
...you dumb fish!... :D
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:55, archived)
# hahahahahaha
this is funny
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:55, archived)
# all was fine, until someone startled it and then the bastard puffed up and went booom
hahaha
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:57, archived)
# YOU WOULDN'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M ANGRY!



...now look what you've done!
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:59, archived)
# KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
I knew those god damn puffer fish would be no good. But, oh no, I had to listen to your mother. "Oh John, the puffer fish will look so sweet going across the sky and so many more people will fly in them.". That's the last time I let her drop acid.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:02, archived)
# my mother..?
I thought she was your mother
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:02, archived)
# how do I know, I found her in a bin behind ASDA
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:06, archived)
# top marks
and a click for luck
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:08, archived)
# wow this is about as fluffy as a stabbed eye
(, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Mac Attack!
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:48, archived)
# He's after
her other leg!
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Haha!
Yes, likely.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:57, archived)
# what a crap! he skinny!
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:59, archived)
[challenge entry] German Zoo Love
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:39, archived)
# hahaha
yes!
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:39, archived)
# hahahaha perfect! :D


this wins
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:40, archived)
# haaaaaa!
(I loves this!)
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:40, archived)
# pfffffft :D
what a way to go :)
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:40, archived)
#
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:43, archived)
# That song is older than me!!!
cunt
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:47, archived)
# sorry sir
only joking, I will stop now
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Don't misunderstand Stan is from Sheffield so what he's saying
is "That song is older than my cunt!" ;)
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:57, archived)
# My cunt??
Tha' must be older than me.
I can't tell a word tha' sez!!
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:04, archived)
# hee hee hee...
...killer care bears!.... :D
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Aceness!
Fluff overload
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Oh yes
That's 255½ types of lully.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:43, archived)
# excuse me
where the fuck is my USB cable?
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Oh sorry,
I borrowed it.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Sticking out of a USB port on your box thingy
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:46, archived)
# What the hell is going off in the sauce?
haha
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Some German women, jumped into the polar bear exhibit because she wanted to die
The polar bear was doing her wishing and was nomin on her
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:45, archived)
# I can think of many things that are not very good ways to die
this is one of them - do you have a link?
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:47, archived)
#
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:50, archived)
# I didn't read the entire story
Did the bear nomm her to death?
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:47, archived)
# no, they pulled her out
they also dropped her back in, they were just teasing the bears
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:48, archived)
# I would subscribe to a newspaper written in your style
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:52, archived)
# good
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:53, archived)
#
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:47, archived)
# haha
"The woman has proved herself to be careless by jumping into the enclosure," a police spokesman said afterwards. "Logic tells us that polar bears will do this type of thing in this situation."

Well, no shit Sherlock!
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:52, archived)
#
I love the Werner Herzog-ness of the following statement:

"The woman has proved herself to be careless by jumping into the enclosure," a police spokesman said afterwards. "Logic tells us that polar bears will do this type of thing in this situation."
EDIT: Mindpiss ahoy!
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:53, archived)
# I love the way the german policeman says "schmerg merm schmerg merm schmerg merm"
and "logic dictates schmerg merm schmerg merm"
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Wenn ist das nunstück git und slotermeyer?
Ja beiherhund das oder die flipperwaldt gersput.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:03, archived)
# den flippenschmängel mit kleinem nerbspauchfaust hat bleibt hier auf 1967!
O_o
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:05, archived)
#
hahahahaha! brilliant
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:51, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Dear moderators,
Please FP this.

Regards,

Maximinimus
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:01, archived)
# This wins all
Woooooo
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:12, archived)
# YES!
We have a winner already! Next compo, please!
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:11, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
brilliant!!!
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 0:19, archived)
# *actual lols*
:D fantastic
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)
# This is
one of the funniest things I've seen in ages. Just wants to hug her and make feel better ahh.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)
# this could not have been better
brilliant work!
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Awwww
Huggles n' that.
(, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 21:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Wheeeeeee!
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:36, archived)
# That man has big ears
Noddy fell later
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:41, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:41, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:43, archived)
# You get my click
Hey - first entry too! Congratulations!
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Ooops
First entry on the latest page at 21:46 BST...
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:46, archived)
# haha!
I'll take that click if you don't mind!

Ta :-D
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:47, archived)
[challenge entry] I think he qualifies as a disaster
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Too right he can't even maintain a proper dictatorship haha ;)
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:30, archived)
# dick tater - hitler's spud u like outlet
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:33, archived)
# lovely :)
I once sex with Alan Whicker, whilst Gary Wilmot hid in the wardrobe and had a wank
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Gary Wilmot best of all the hasbeen celebrity comedy golfers
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:32, archived)
# he is still on the stage
they super glued him there, using industrial super glue
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:34, archived)
# LOL
*Meep-meep-AROOOOOOGA!*

"I am fucking our country."
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:32, archived)
# No, it is Mugabe, not Gordon Brown
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Maybe they should
fuck each other
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:36, archived)
# I think they all ready do
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:36, archived)
# Right in the ass.
Must be some sort of codicil on their retirement funds.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Mr Mugabe..very "clowny" name.



Woo.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:32, archived)
# He was in a good mood that day

(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Haha!
Nice.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:36, archived)
# did they not think that the fact he has a hitler tash, that he might be a bit nuts
love the pic :)
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:37, archived)
# And what about Blakey?
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:38, archived)
# he was a hitler too
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:39, archived)
# *thunk* *slurpy noises*
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Hitler and his ethnic cleansing
Gas chambers or communal showers?

(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:28, archived)
# cleansing you say?

(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:31, archived)
#
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:32, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:44, archived)
# I'll get me coat shall I?
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:19, archived)
# :D
this is wonderful
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Oh you dirty punner!!
SPANG!!!!

Also woo yay
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:20, archived)
# ZOMG, she has stolen your pun powers :O
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:23, archived)
# No Stan's weather forecasting powers are too strong
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:25, archived)
# You haven't heard have you
He has lost his pun powers
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:26, archived)
# O noes!
was they stolen by his arch nemesis Michael Fish? Did Wincey Willis use somekind of Kryptonite?
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:28, archived)
# no, the nurses at his home changed his pills and gave him a new zimmer frame
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Maiden's older than me!!!!!
..I think...
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:33, archived)
# what ever you say grandad
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Arrgghh!!
whithers-dies-zombifies-eats brains-has brains blow out by high powered rifle-body twitches-sign on b3ta-start of a new day.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:36, archived)
# That bandwagonned into oblivion last week!!
Leaving me pun-less!
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:27, archived)
# did you do a clam one?
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:28, archived)
# NO..?


(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:29, archived)
# it is clammy outside
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Ahh!
But I did have a pun, where a man goes to the Docs with "clammy hands", but couldn't find the sources.

(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:31, archived)
# How could you miss that one
That is a different pun and nothing to do with weather bitch
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:32, archived)
# I don't know....
/old
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:34, archived)
# "Doctor Doctor I have clammy plams!"
and he's holding a palm tree with clams on it?
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:34, archived)
# You have stolen my pun powers!!!!!

THIEF!!!
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:42, archived)
# No no I found them... that's right, found them.
on a bus - you didn't happen to lose your puns on the bus did you?
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Nah,
Don't use 'em...they smell of wee..I mean the drivers...
;P
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:48, archived)
# It's a busdriver scent marking thing
like dogs mark their territory we busdrivers mark ours it basically means "stay off my bloody bus!" ;) lol
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:03, archived)
# hehehe :)
is that a lemon pie? yes it is. my brain is tired, I got it after I posted this

woo :)
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Stop talking yourself
catnippp will think you are the same as him/her/it/alan
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:27, archived)
# oh noes!
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:21, archived)
[challenge entry] pffft

also, slutty compo repost
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Ooooh
sheepy-nice
:)
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:24, archived)
# :)
cheers ma'am/dude
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:25, archived)
# haha
sheeple
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:26, archived)
# EXPLODE SHEEPLE!
cheers
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:29, archived)
# i love this pic
:D
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:26, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:29, archived)
# This is the only compo entry so far
that has made raise a grin. Maybe I'm just melancholoy from t'bottle...
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:30, archived)
# awwww *pats*
:D
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:32, archived)
[challenge entry] that's a beauty!...
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:35, archived)
# yeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
/waves cowboy hat

:D
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:37, archived)
# beyhold, I am become mutton
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:02, archived)
# arf!
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:21, archived)
# HAhahahahahahha cat
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:22, archived)
# please stay
this makes me laugh :D
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:23, archived)
# I shall spang you twice
Once for the pun and another for making me all of the hungries.
Edit: The pan is made out of sponge so it won't hurt. I reserve it for groaners that make me laugh.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:26, archived)
# Thank you sponge spang pans are the best
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:29, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
lovely
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:18, archived)
# ...to infinity... and beyond!...
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:12, archived)
# the lazy 8
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Is that a snake?
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:14, archived)
# yes...

...and...it took way to long to make, and probably not worth the effort at all!
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:17, archived)
# Eep
A piece of your sky Scalextric is missing.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:18, archived)
# awesome
:D
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:20, archived)
# very nicely done
very nicely indeed :)
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:25, archived)
# I love this.
And I want you to know that your time was not wasted.

/Captain of Niven's Lazy Eight blog.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:28, archived)
# thanks...
....... :)
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:32, archived)
# I think that NASA is crap.
It would be better if they could accept risk properly and hired ground people more like fighter pilots than middle management. Brave and adventurous, not pricks.

And they should paint their ships with logos like this;

www.b3ta.com/board/9363827

Also, I want to see a colony ship with a tigershark painted along its length. Five miles of predator on the bow. Then the ETs will know what we're about.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:39, archived)
[challenge entry] So Sorry...
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:12, archived)
# I'm never sure about the line and can't explain
because it's a gut feel thing.
My gut tells me that you've crossed it.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:14, archived)
# Yup.



(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:16, archived)
# I'm not sure I agree.
I have seen things here that should at least offend *someone*. Let's start small and work our way up.

I know someone who died of complications relating to Motor Neurone Disease. But Stephen Hawking jokes are still funny to me (I loved the Lego one).

I know one of our (very lovely) members is a Sunday School teacher, but she doesn't object to the anti-Christian posts, and most people don't.

Some fuckwads flew a couple of Boeing's finest into some buildings. But few here would complain when funnehs are made.

So why should this be any different? Why should it be enshrined?

(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:26, archived)
# Yes.
I was within earshot of the World Trade Centre on September 11th. With people who had sons and daughters that worked across the street from the World Trade Centre and who had no idea about their kids being alive or dead for better than three hours. So I don't find the plane jokes funny. But I don't complain either.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:29, archived)
# This is a very good point
If you don't like the content, there's a hide button.
Jokes about the holocaust, a-bombs, etc... they are all fair game but when it's something a little closer to home it's crossing the line?
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:30, archived)
# I was in the air at the time, on a US-owned jet.
The Captain was stupid (or naive) enough to tell us what was going on.

I have laughed at jokes here about the 2001 attacks, even though the whole thing scares the piss out of me. What else can you do?
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:14, archived)
# ^this^
The Sept 11th stuff hits hard on Americans because we'd never had anything like that happen here, really. No IRA bombings, no Holocaust, nothing. But this isn't an American interwebz board, and I respect that*.

FWIW, On Sept 11 I drove home, or started on the way home - about 500 miles. Bellied up for the night at a hotel in Winchester, Virginia...there were half a dozen people around the bar, all of use doing the same thing - driving home. It was pretty surreal. Got up the next morning, dropped south through Virginia on the old roads, staying off the motorways. Nothing had changed...time stands still in those rural places.

*actually the fact that it's not an American interwebz board is what I like about it :)
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Me and Fleur went up to KSC a few days after.
People weren't suspect at all. They were really friendly, but a bit subdued. It's the first time I ever saw Blitz Spirit in the States.

And then there were the KSC guards. First time I ever had an AR15, an MP5 and a Beretta even vaguely pointed at me all at the same time.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 23:04, archived)
# It's an odd thing
and quite impossible to put into words.
Not everything can be explained.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Like I said
you put it perfectly first time

without getting outraged. you made a suggestion not a statement. and it resonated with me

still not worth getting too exited over eh - jaffa cakes and tea for everyone
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:32, archived)
# nyom!
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:35, archived)
# thats
a lot of cake

nom nom nom


nom nom


nom
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Oh hell no!
Jaffa Cakes and tea makes everything better :)
So would a piece of Lemon Meringue pie.
*drools at the thought*
Maiden has a lot to answer for *shakes fist*
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:36, archived)
# I make an excellent lemon merangue
but my banoffee is better. and my choc bread and butter pudding is legend.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:40, archived)
# I do too
and I have the ingredients to make one right now.
But FFS at my age, I daren't eat so much sugar.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:49, archived)
# At my age
i dont care. sugar is just a hydrogen atom less than carbs, enjoy
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Aye - harsher than my usual
but then again, this compo is all about harsh

Edit: I'm a diplomatic man... I've seen worse here but I'll pull it if I get 5 "pull it"'s from this post
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:16, archived)
# I don't know.
It just seems unusually poor timing - right on the anniversary, 20 years to the day.

I'll stay neutral on this; but have you considered what might happen if the "we weren't appallingly offensive back then, honest" Sun (or any other tabloid) got a hold of this? Keep in mind your picture is in your public profile, and you don't want to be looking over your shoulder for crazy vigilante readers...
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 4:18, archived)
# Didn't The Sun basically imply that it was OK because they were all thieving scousers...
...Then again unlike The Sun to swing completely - on Di's death the early papers had pics of her and Dodi front page... as soon as they could it was black logo and how sad everyone was.

In many respects it's not too disimilar to people complaining about crossing lines on here... given some of the jokes you can't really hold up that card. There are obviously NSFW guides, but then if you were concerned about your boss walking past on one of them then perhaps you might consider not allowing the fact that you look at images which are emblazened with CDCs. Anyway, rant over - fuck, that's alomost a /talk post!!
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 2:03, archived)
# you said that
so perfectly. nicely done
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:19, archived)
# It's been discussed before
and you simply can't have selective censorship on b3ta. If it ain't porn you can post it. I don't agree with many of the things posted on b3ta but there is no way I'd pull someone up for a poor choice in their subject alone.

Besides. If thieving peasants don't want to trample each other to death at football matches they should have bought season tickets.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:21, archived)
# ^
You can't have a line for some things and not others
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:23, archived)
# have just spat beer at screen
perfectly put and funny
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:24, archived)
# you two faced cunt!!
absolute bullshit..

so you've never told someone what they can and can't post on b3ta?

hmm.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:25, archived)
# Calm down
calm down.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:28, archived)
# I'm sorry for doubting St.Pasanonic
pffh

and I'm very calm..my bullshit meter just went of the scale for a mo'.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:29, archived)
# fuck
after that statement mine explumoded!
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 20:29, archived)
# But I reserve the right to say what I said
I never incinerated that the post should be deleted. Like you, I just wanted to air my views on the "LolInternets".
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Oh I know chicken.
I was just responding to what you said with a pragmatic view.
I'd like to see a lot of things not posted on b3ta but considering the place is unmoderated it's a feat too far and so one has to accept that for all the fun and friendship to be had here you have to pay for that by being morally outraged and occasionally arse raped by the community.

GET IN UNITED!
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:37, archived)
# OK
You say "arse raped" followed by "Get in United".
I assume you are saying that "United" (whichever United that is) are botty bandits.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:41, archived)
# you'd be right over my knee woman
if I wasn't in such a good mood ;)
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:44, archived)
# :(
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:18, archived)
# not sure about this
edit it is a great joke and no prbs with that
:}
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:22, archived)
# Replace with fluffeh?
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:30, archived)
# hehe
no disrespect honestly - everything is fair game here and you di d goodun :)
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:47, archived)
# None taken...
It's nice to be contraversial once in a while :¬)
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Staduim?
STADUIM
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:59, archived)
# hahaha!
you're more offended by the crap spelling than the subject matter
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:05, archived)
# bloody right I am
I like your pic, but sharpen up your spelling man.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 2:02, archived)
# might offend
but 9/11 jokes go down well.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:33, archived)
# avit then!
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Oof...
too soon
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:25, archived)
# ^this^
It's only been twenty years. Show some respect. Wait at least another decade.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:30, archived)
# All humour has a 'victim' somewhere along the line
I have given an 'ooof' on many an occasion on B3ta...... but I don't think anything should be censored.


I have posted equally tasteless stuff in my 6 years.

Whilst I have sympathy with the families of the 96 who died I like the joke. Good stuff. WE ARE B3TA!!!
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Speaking as a Scouser...
...a Liverpool fan and someone who was in one of those pens and, therefore, may actually be in that picture: the timing sucks, but other than that I'm ok with it - it seems to be within the 'spirit' of b3ta that we all know and love.
However, for every moderate like me there are probably hundreds of fanatics who will hunt you down and kill you with forks! ;-)
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 10:40, archived)
# It's interesting to note that
this picture is in the most popular 10 of the challenge, so loads of people have clicked "i like this" but no one has dared say "woo" out loud to it!
(, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 10:06, archived)
# WOO!!
and indeed, yay.
(, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 0:06, archived)
# ha
I'm embarassed to say I was looking for teddies or kittens in the crowd for a minute or so before I saw the sign :D
(, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Hitler always loved the classics...
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Tell me again human
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:10, archived)
# It's not so much
that on a Wednesday night I think "where do they come from?" but more " Why do they come out?"
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:13, archived)
# I think some people just enter compos,
one pic a week.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Fluffy disaster you say?
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:08, archived)
# The Corrie bit was the only 'good' bit.



(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:10, archived)
# I didnt watch any of it
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:11, archived)
# Not a bad thing at all.



(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Hugely dissapointing
Complete shit in my view, but I'll watch it through again of course
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Yeah, but its about the only picture that lets you instantly see it as the new series
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Apart from Rimmer's lower* 'H'



* cos of receeded hairline
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:14, archived)
# :D
marvellous
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:12, archived)
# One big disaster
one big click
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:17, archived)
# clickage
yeah, part 1 was good, but 2 and 3 only have a small chance of being funneh if you've seen blade runner. I haven't. (can't decide which version!)
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:45, archived)
# You have many years with your series off the air...
And you end up writing utter tripe including a very bad parody of one of the best 80s pieces of sci-fi?

I really wish they would of left Doug Naylor buried.
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)
# too soon
(, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Well
I liked it :)
(, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 0:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Hmmmm
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Popup pirate!
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:09, archived)
# this is good...
...but has nothing to do with the compo.... :(
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Well I was halfway through one for the last comp. Oh well.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Craking cloudage


*Sneaks in the shitty repost*
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:09, archived)
# They slipped the surly bonds of earth to touch the face of god
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:11, archived)
# Badger, badger, badger, badger.....
I'm so sorry.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 21:09, archived)

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