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# Inspired by thread down the page, and a common typo...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Tribbleland sounds like fun!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Hahahaha you loon!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Ha! *Books ticket to Southern tribbleland*
But where is the fishy-fish?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Possibly in "I AM A FISH" land
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:18, archived)
# I like the way Lebanon remains unchanged
It is clearly surreal enough as it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:18, archived)
# pfftttt.....
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:18, archived)
# This
Is one of my favourite images ever :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:20, archived)
# aw... thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:23, archived)
# mm Corsican cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:19, archived)
# I wonder where that fish has gone.
You did love it so. You looked after it like a son.
And it went wherever I did go.
Is it in the cupboard?
Yes! Yes! No!…
Wouldn’t you like to know? It was a lovely little fish.
And it went wherever I did go.
It’s behind the sofa!
Where can that fish be?
It is a most elusive fish!
And it went wherever I did go.
Ooooh, fishy, fishy, fishy fish!
A-fish, a-fish, a-fish, a-fishy, ooooh.
Ooooh, fishy, fishy, fishy fish!
That went wherever I did go.

*tweaks nipples*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Dont make me get the machine that goes "ping"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:21, archived)
# my favourite!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Or the most expensive machine in the hospital
(I helped save b3ta! Tosh and Becks, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Ahha
Good stuff
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Arf!
The Harpsichord Sea....
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Fucking George Clooney
cunt

this is wonderful Sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Marvellous!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Nice.
Reminds me of the Israeli incursion into Lebanon.

(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:36, archived)
# unleashing my awesome paint skills since 12:28
..and giving up at 12:30

(Tup, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)
[challenge entry] LOLCANOEZ!

edit: Why didn't I think of Lolcano as a thread title? dick-head!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:00, archived)
# LOLCLOUDS :D
That's fairly disturbing, well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:01, archived)
# LOLCANOS?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:01, archived)
# LOLCANES?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:01, archived)
# LOLCANO
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Blige!
That's rather top, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:02, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Haha!
He is indeed deceptive! The deceptive deceiver!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Lolpyroclastic flow


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:03, archived)
[challenge entry] PEAROAST TEIM

(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:03, archived)
# I love this!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Hahaha that's so ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:04, archived)
# gege
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:05, archived)
# HA!

(Fly Projector, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Haaaaahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:06, archived)
# I am flying to America on twin towers day
should I be worried?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:18, archived)
# america should be worried!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:38, archived)
# how will you go back in time that far?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)
# LOLLAVA IS GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSES LMAO!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Am I the only person who finds this image terrifying?
It's really creepy...
Top work Barbie!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:07, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:10, archived)
# how can you ^this a post asking if you're the only person?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Fecking hell lighten up, man!
Listen everyone, can well all club together and buy k3bab some sex... I don't think I can stand much more of this negativity... :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Hahah, same point, same time
different response
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:18, archived)
# i suppose pointing out that is was a minute later wouldn't be very funny then?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Strangely, yes ;)

but originally it would have been the same time or a minute before but I got distracted pissing about looking up what the actual term for the act of being a pedant is called, then realised I'd not even pressed to post
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:26, archived)
# oh yes, enjoy your candle.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:33, archived)
# :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:19, archived)
# *hugs*
I love ya man, but you can be pretty pedantic
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:21, archived)
# haha the alt text /title would have been really embarrasing to me if i didn't check.
but I thought ^that inital post was funny.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:23, archived)
# All the stuff that you create, and you find my image creepy!?!??!
Praise indeed! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Someone did an animation very similar to the above
with rainbows when the towers were hit

...that got immense amounts of hatemail and people trying to ban it where-ever it was posted, even for the internets!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:23, archived)
# RACIST
that clowd looks liek a blac man
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:09, archived)
[challenge entry] ANGRY BUZZARD SEZ NOOOOO!!!!!!111!!
Don't know whether this is vaguely relevant to the compo or not...thought I'd pearoast it here.


No, it's probably not relevant...
/fucks off back to /qotw
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)
# I don't think so, no.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Maybe if I'd used ducklings instead?
Clutching at straws here...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Maybe you should bring a little happiness to a globe in turmoil: take an atrocity, murder, or disaster, and make it as fluffy as fluffy can be
?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Bloody Avchays (ickclay orfay iggerbay)

stultorum calami carbones moenia chartae
Click for biggus maximus (483 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Romans they go the house?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:59, archived)
# *slaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:00, archived)
# No ... nomn... nomna ...
DATIVE, SIR!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:59, archived)
# I can't read that foreign script.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:59, archived)
# ROMANES EUNT DOMUS
Sorry, I don't understand your picture, but i'm sure it's very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:00, archived)
# try googling the alt text.
probably a tad on the early side for latin-based japes
(I helped save b3ta! badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Aaaaaaaah :)
Yeah, I'm not too surprised that went over my head. Good stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:05, archived)
# On that note
How would you say "pen is the pen of fools"?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:07, archived)
# i was just about to flip you off for using alt text when you meant title
but i checked :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:06, archived)
# MAN this board has some needless pedancy sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:17, archived)
# No, it's just him...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:24, archived)
# It really isn't though
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:27, archived)
# No, I know...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Romani'. 'Eunt'? What is 'eunt'?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:02, archived)
# I pity the fools

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:04, archived)
# *learns*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:06, archived)
# ahem


tranny eagle
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Seen a lot lately

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:59, archived)
# leg it!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Yes it does, doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:06, archived)
# pffft
I like that
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:37, archived)
[challenge entry] yum yum
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:57, archived)
# That film was the real disaster.
Woo for the epic image though
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:57, archived)
# nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Silly Doggy, plane is not stick
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Yes it is!

Okay, it isn't. So sue the dog.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Now I like this
sadly seems by passed
but i shall click
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)
# haha compo it
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Pass the Matey....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:51, archived)
# I love this
long time
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Excellent Stuff!
:D

Edit: They'd never get away with the lyrics to that ad anymore.

"Your Matey's a bottle of fun, you puts it in the bath, it's loved by everyone, and it's always good for a laugh"*

Dear, oh dear...

*may be paraphrasing.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Whale in the Thames?
WOO YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:52, archived)
# YES

Edit: Five? FIVE? o_0
EDITedit: hahah, you guys *gets warm feeling*
*checks trousers*

/borrowed from dossergame account where it made slightly more sense
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:52, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:53, archived)
# You're too old
you now have access to the OAP board.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)
# and the ultraporn
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:55, archived)
# ha,
You have many years to go until you can have an Ultra-fwaptm
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:58, archived)
# This is sounding better and better all the time
...though suspiciously like a lemonparty
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:59, archived)
# FIIIVE!

congrats
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Candle!
Hallo Jessie!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Happy B3ta Day!!!
(I helped save b3ta! sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)
# everybody get up!
harpy b3taday miss
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Happy icon change day


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Happy b3taversary
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:58, archived)
# happy!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Candle dances!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
God there have been a lot of candledays this week.
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:04, archived)
# er...
this hasn't happened has it??

Edit: Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:52, archived)
# CLACKED
That must've taken you AGES!?
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:53, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Woo yay!

I like this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Waah :(
*quack*
Yay :)
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)
# b3ta, the cutting edge of journalism
oh wait
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)
# hahaha
Top stuff

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Great work on the flood! :P
(Fly Projector, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:58, archived)
# not wanting to sound like a prick
but the flood bit was done by someone else. It's just the duck that's been shopped.
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:08, archived)
# hahahah!!! ACE!

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:04, archived)
# That's a cracker!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:24, archived)
# yay!
I must have stolen this subconciously
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 19:05, archived)
[challenge entry] I like dramatic looks in my fluff
(I helped save b3ta! sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:44, archived)
# That cat is clearly off its tits
"Whoah man, did you hear that? I heard that. I'm sure I heard that. What the hell was it? Where did it come from...."

The guy behind scares me somewhat.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:47, archived)
# The couple that lived in the flat below us until recently
were a couple of stoners and they got a kitten. It would often get locked out in our shared entrance hall and I swear I've never seen an animal look more paranoid, yet curious and hyperactive- everything you'd expect from the combination of weed and a kitten really.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:02, archived)
# "... is that some sort of bird close enough to see...?"
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:48, archived)
# is this compo just
'find a horrific loss of life and shop in a kitten'?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:48, archived)
# basically
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:50, archived)
# *fires up google images and tattyshop*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:51, archived)
# *attempts to fluffify prodge*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:53, archived)
# aw fwuffy prodge is a bunnikins really
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:56, archived)
# *tickles his fuzzy bellyplace*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:59, archived)
# *flounces*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:01, archived)
[challenge entry] [edit] oh look it's the revised version.... lol

(Fly Projector, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:29, archived)
# in a new thread?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:30, archived)
# oops! ...well i'm not gonna delete it!
(Fly Projector, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)
# get something new, swap it then post that pic as a reply.
confuse the hell out of everyone calling you names.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:34, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:37, archived)
# meanwhile anyone know an easy way of redefining keys in Vi or Vim?
(not just keymappings and not at the os level)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)
# geek

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:34, archived)
# sadly not, or i wouldn't be asking :S
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:36, archived)
# you're using vi
that's proof enough for me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:37, archived)
# it's vi...iMproved :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:39, archived)
# take them out with a screwdriver
and push them back in in a different order?

vim.wikia.com/wiki/Mapping_keys_in_Vim_-_Tutorial_(Part_1)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:35, archived)
# this is why I cut myself at night.
and i know about the mapping, but there are reasons I don't want to use them. I want to map wasd to the arrows, (or hjkl) but i lose my append and delete commands and that's useless.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:37, archived)
#
www.m17n.org/ntakahas/npx/aggressive/aggressive1.en.html
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:41, archived)
# yeah i was just reading that :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Get some stickers
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:36, archived)
# I have some stickers, what now?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:40, archived)
# "...Send help - I'm stuck in a sticker factory"
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:41, archived)
# I'm in the stickiest situation since sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.

im sure you've seen it enough but what ho
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:42, archived)
# still worth seeing every once in a while
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:48, archived)
# :Wq always used to annoy me (it's :wq, of course, but shift-slip got me every time)
So, no - but I had wished that I had found out. Now I use eclipse.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:36, archived)
# :Wq NOT AN EDITOR COMMAND :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:39, archived)
# hammers
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:47, archived)
# break it down!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Nooooo tubcat!

spare the humans, tubcat!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:30, archived)
# *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:31, archived)
# reposting cunt
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Do your worse! :(
(Fly Projector, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:34, archived)
# everyone gets the same reply :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Ooops

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:32, archived)
# ok well it's late here i'm aloud to fuck up once in awhile!
(Fly Projector, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:35, archived)
# If we're being strict,
the spelling makes twice. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Na worry
Just like posting this pic ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:40, archived)
# I'll pearoast mine then....
What? tardigrades are fluffy.

(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)
# brilliant
tardigrades have all of teh fluff!
(I helped save b3ta! Alfred Pimble uninspired since, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:49, archived)
# it's not a pearoast in a existing thread though
it's just a reply with added awesome old pictures you've made :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:50, archived)
# TOUCH MY HAM!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:35, archived)
# This is LIFE!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:35, archived)
# QUIFFING FOR PEAS!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Dummies for babies
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:47, archived)
# pear it?
apple it instead
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:37, archived)
# YOU ARE A HORRIBLE PERSON
If you just look at the bottom left corner of this pic it looks fairly Turner-esque, then you look up a bit more and there's a giant cat shooting out of a massive fire and that's where the similarity ends.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:39, archived)
# WTF you going on about?
Haven't you ever seen the hindenburg disaster?
(Fly Projector, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Yes!
It passes everyday just after noon
Don't worry, you aren't really horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:59, archived)
# ok i read it again sorry i get what you ment
it's late here i'm going to sleep! :|
(Fly Projector, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Heh.
Slight TJ:
I presume someone's already pointed this out somewhere, however:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8001383.stm :(

*Edit* Yep. Oh well. I giggled at you pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Oh the Huger manatee!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Tip top!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Mario Palastine
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:26, archived)
# ha ha ha
they did not use white phosphorous... on civilians... who didn't deserve it...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:27, archived)
# *one quick google later* shit..... i hadn't read about that....
i though WP was banned by the geneva convention?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Silly man, like that counts for Bowser!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:29, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:31, archived)
# I thought neither the USA nor Israel gave a damn?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Unless it's being used for smoke cover or whatever, not against civvies
Which is their excuse.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:30, archived)
# that the civvies got in the way of their smoke cover?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Banned for use on..
Civilian area's, however it's still legal to use them to provide a smoke screen.

But as someone said, like it bothers Isreal or the USA.
(Looneytwuns, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:30, archived)
# It is a chemical weapon
and if America and Israel didn't use it, it would be classed as a WMD and banned.

One rule for us, another for everyone else as usual..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:31, archived)
# This. Hard.

And how come nuclear weapons aren't banned as weapons of mass destruction anyways?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:32, archived)
# you some kinda commie, boy? somekind of retrograde, pinko, uncle-josef-ass-kissing, homosexing, stinking commie are you, boy?
Them nukes is for defence. 'cos everybody knows the best form of defence is the annihilation of our race
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Pretty funny tough Obama saying that using Nukies are bad
whilst he's polishing his rockets
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Nuclear war heads are bad
for Iran...

where's Solid Snake when you need him?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Silly man
Solid Snake isn't real ! McGuyver is the one to call!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:43, archived)
# ha ha ha
imagine if the Iranians decided to go into America, India, Israel, UK etc after the WMDs... at least they'd find them.

In the case of Israel they'd have a much more legitimate reason than we did for going into Iraq.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:43, archived)
# I thought.
It was classed as a "Weapon" if used against the enemy directly, as opposed to using it as a smoke screen..

Might be wrong.
(Looneytwuns, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)
# it is as far as I know
... although I think there's some doubt over whether the US have used it in Iraq, so I assume that the Israelis felt they were barley bungalow with regards the geneva convention
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:31, archived)
# They were fireworks really
Putting on a display for all the civilians
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Hahaha oof!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Quick! Get invincibility and fight the Israelis!
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:35, archived)
# haha now I have the invisible tune in my head alone with this picture :D
now it's completely fluffy
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Meowwrrawww!
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Greeweaaaaaoowowow!

I love yawning cats
This one is mine:
Yawn
cfb
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:27, archived)
# this looks like someone I know.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Dorothy?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)
# It's a lion!
GET IN THE CAR!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:38, archived)
# I like animal mashes
Unfortunately I also love subtlety, so when I tried it myself most people didn't even notice...

(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:47, archived)
# *scrutnises*
;-)

Edit: Shows how much attention I'm paying... Hoopy Candles, M'dear!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:49, archived)
# I'm lost too
it's clearly very convincing
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:50, archived)
# the ears?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Thanks sir :D

Tbh, it gets pretty obvious next to an actual intact photo of tiggies, it's just because it blends nicely and isn't THAT different to what you'd expect to see (what with the other source being in the same family...)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:56, archived)
# I got that it was the ears....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:57, archived)
# HAPPY BIRTHDAY
you lovely sod
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Bloody five!
I'm a little freaked out
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)
# It's the ears!

Right?

Right?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:56, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:04, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm so sorry.....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Oh dear oh dear

There's going to be some hullgoingto this week
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:18, archived)
# I don't know about this one though

although it's nicely shopped
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:18, archived)
# I feel dirty for doing it....
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:19, archived)
# At least this one has something funny in it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:26, archived)
# of all the versions I've seen
this is the only one which didn't make me angrysad ...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Me too
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:18, archived)
# urgh no thanks....
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:19, archived)
# No.

No.

Because no.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:20, archived)
# nope, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:20, archived)
# haha
never before has the b3ta taste line been more/less vague/clear
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:21, archived)
# FUCKING HILARIOUS
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:22, archived)
# I must admit..
..the b3ta double standards have always made me titter.
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:22, archived)
# It's the herd mentality
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:34, archived)
# that's just shit
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Then i'm guessing...
...none of you will like this one either.

(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:30, archived)
# hahaha :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:32, archived)
# hahaha
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)
# if you could find a way to make this funny
I'd be very pleased for you...

unfortunately this isn't funny at all - frankly it's shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Oooooh..
....get her!
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:44, archived)
[challenge entry] might as well shove this in the bag

(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:58, archived)
# and may i also add....... No
(Fly Projector, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:32, archived)
# i was amused by this anyway
i'm rarely offended
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)
# ooooof!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:19, archived)
# how completely and utterly horrible. I come to b3ta to look at fluffy kittens
and have my ego stroked and you have wholly offended me.

Post may contain irony Animal is perfect
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Hey, look kids - Uncle Smiley is back!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:22, archived)
# *giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:24, archived)
# ah but of course, I'm fair game
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:25, archived)
# it would seem so.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:27, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:29, archived)
# pffft

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Hahaha that's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Whats going on in the original of this pic that gets people so upset?
I don' actually know anything about it :S
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:21, archived)
# :(
thats not very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:24, archived)
# u sir, just won the understatement award 2009
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:31, archived)
# the kids are escaping their burning village after the US have napalmed the shit out of it
edit: not the US, apparently - bisons
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Those pesky bisons....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Buffalo's surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:30, archived)
# But they were probably terrorists
so that's ok then
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:41, archived)
# This is soooooo ACE
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:26, archived)
# me me mo
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:35, archived)
[challenge entry] 18th April 1906 : Kittins devastate San Francisco

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:15, archived)
# *mourns the fact this isn't wallpaper sized*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:16, archived)
# *furrows brow, checks own crotch, looks in mirror*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:17, archived)
# 1000x745 isn't big enough for you?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:17, archived)
# 1280 x 1024 is what I'm currently rocking.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Henceforth I shall endeavour to make all kittin-related pics at least this big
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Aw, that's lovely of you.
I was only saying for comparison.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:20, archived)
# well I've put on the wallpaper anyway but its a little bit pixelly
uber-woo though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Just set your monitor to a 700px × 522px resolution
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:19, archived)
# ...and make sure you've got your NKOTB t shirt on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:19, archived)
# I've been listening to Napalm Death for the past two days

I have a feeling I need to do this every Spring
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:24, archived)
# I've been listening to the new Mastodon album, still.
It's so bloody good. Heard it yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Yes, it's quite good!

Almost as good as Leviathan, I'd say.

The patrons of Metalsucks have a slight favour for the newer one though:
www.metalsucks.net/2009/04/07/poll-which-mastodon-album-is-their-best/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Well I LOVE it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Oh how I wish this was desktop size
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:16, archived)
# *stares*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:20, archived)
# but I've got little hands.
Also tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:21, archived)
# i have big hands and no tits :(
i think we can come to some sort of arrangement
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:24, archived)
# We could both be Amazon Beadles...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:26, archived)
# tealol
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:27, archived)
# TEA
that's what I was doing. Well done Nibbles.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:28, archived)
# i like the way you think
what this country needs are more freakshows
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:30, archived)
# You're damn right.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:43, archived)
# :D
Sweet...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:16, archived)
# I love this theme

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Ah yes,
you just reminded me of this old thing


/edit: I forgot to tell you: yours is sublimely woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:18, archived)
# That is one hell of a paw.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:18, archived)
# LOOK OUT KIDS! IT'S THE PAW!
*dramatic music*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:30, archived)
# bugger..there goes my giant clive post :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Go for it!
There's always room for more Clive.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Looks more like Dresden
Anyone got any info on what happened? Fire? Quake?
(I helped save b3ta! Grokthought wouldn't pay that for Chinese 5-Spice, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 6:09, archived)
# It's the San Francisco quake of 1906
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)
# lol.
Have a click for topicality + my adopted hometown.
(tellum0 is spelled with an 'o', Mon 20 Apr 2009, 1:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Just... a... spoonfull of Jihad makes the medicine go down...
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Hahahah
YAY
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:15, archived)
# hahahaha
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:16, archived)
# hahaha
grand
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:17, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:21, archived)
# This is grand
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:27, archived)
# haha!
damn you poppins! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:44, archived)
#
I likes
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:05, archived)
# This is so awful
and so funny.

*clix*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Poor Thom.
He only wanted to go to Victoria for a coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:12, archived)
# How do Ken?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Aww, it's a ickle bunny wunny


...or something.
(I helped save b3ta! reallywittyname veraciously conspues lexiphanicism on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:09, archived)
# :D
this is silly
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Kill it with fire!



oh.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:12, archived)
# They slipped the surly bonds of earth to touch the face of god
What the fuck is it with bosses? You can't afford to give me a payrise but you can afford a 120 mile round trip in a company car with company petrol every day just to sit and play fucking solitaire?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:14, archived)
# i expected that post to end differently
"what the fuck is it with bosses? you jump on their heads, throw red shells at them and blow up their castles but the keep on coming back!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:15, archived)
# hahaha
exactly what I was thinking :)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:19, archived)
# pffft

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Awww... he didn't mean it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:52, archived)
# *loves this proper big style*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:52, archived)
# :D hahaha
a bandwagon is born
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Awww
This is aces
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Awwww - Poesje Miaow!
*wants a cat*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Me2
but I live in a shitty flat and find it unfair for a luvly kittycat that they can't play and kill birds outside.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Get an old lady cat from a shelter.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:57, archived)
# I've got one
who is exactly as the Cap'n describes him.

Old lady owner died, we take him from the shelter, he sits on the bbokcase all day and does nothing
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Old lady cats are awesome. Very low expectations.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:59, archived)
# unfortunately
mine has a look of permanent fear on it's face.

and he keeps hiding
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:59, archived)
# :S FritzlCat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:00, archived)
# bwahahahaha...
I wondered where my blue file had gone
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Check your kitchen walls for small kitten sized doors.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:09, archived)
# haha
priceless
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Weve got a rescue type
from a cattery once they had so many kittens then no good to them

Its a umm dunno what brand. It had never been outside a cage so had to teach it to run. Even now it runs like a burk. But we love it. Someone has to..

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:09, archived)
# I think mine is broken
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:10, archived)
# ha ha ha
*cuddles*

ARG - poisonous barbs!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:11, archived)
# No
it needs recharging with electrickery

/woo
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:11, archived)
# He has Stewie's body!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:12, archived)
# That be a Burmese
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Could be a Tonkanese as well.
But if it's cats with movement problems there's always Charlie:D

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJQG6V1MOVY
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Aww how sad :-(
very nice you took him :).
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Ears too big for a Burmese
Could be a Havana, which has Oriental bloodlines... nice kitty either way.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)
# YOU
*pounces*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:57, archived)
# *is happily bundled to the floor*
*hugs*
Hello lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:58, archived)
# How goes it, my most favouritest gruntfuttock?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Fresh coffee has been garnered, I've got some Smetana on iTunes,
The yanks won't be around for another 4 hours, all is reasonably well with the world.

Apart from the passing of the wonderful Mr Freud, that is :(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)
# We all have to pop off at some point. Bless him.
I am tealess. This must be rectified.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:03, archived)
# still no coffee?
: (
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:05, archived)
# No, I'm good with it again
it's just the coffee here is mingmingming.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:06, archived)
# *nips round to Apostrophe to get the Cap one of their divine double shot lattes*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Could I have a black latte please?
Yes, yes I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Tricky, but I'll see what they can do.
I'll get you a cake, too. The cakes are fab.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:12, archived)
# \o/ caaaake
Thank you very much.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:15, archived)
# make mine an americano, guatamalen, blacker than malcolm x at midnight in a cellar
mmmm.... if only I could motivated myself to get up...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:11, archived)
# So, no milk, then?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:13, archived)
# no milk, whitey, no milk
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:17, archived)
# and we're definitely not up the stick?
*crosses fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:08, archived)
# I wish.
Nah, no babby for Capn.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:12, archived)
# you wish? Seriously?
I may be weird, but I have absolutely no understanding of the human need to reproduce.

I mean, I see children the same way I see any other person - some of them are absolutely lovely, but I wouldn't want some random one placed in my house for the next eighteen years.

Plus, children are selfish and self-obsessed and ungrateful and demanding.

I get enough of that from mr b3th and the dog.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:18, archived)
# I am the broodiest woman I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Is that one of your new pussycats?
TJ

Listen carefully this is important news from the real world. Jaffa cakes at Sainsburys are half price. Yup a full box for 49p. It's the moment we've all been waiting for. The revolution has arrived.
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Oh shut up, I'm dead hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:58, archived)
# nom nom
I have a box open now

nom nom

..but my tea is all gone. Life is one challenge after another
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)
# KARMA that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:03, archived)
# No, there are still imaging issues with my new ones
but fuck my cats... to the sainsbury's !!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:59, archived)
# They've been on offer for a while
I've been hitting them for the past two weeks

nyom nyom nyom
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Ohhh!
lully!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:57, archived)
# I likes this ALOT *click*

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:00, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:35, archived)
# HOVER TONGUE
WANTS YOUR BLOOD
(Tetigi can't be bothered with apathy., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)
# that cat loves tomato sauce
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:02, archived)
# YUM
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:14, archived)
# This is well done.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)
# awww
she loves the buildings and yet she hurts them :(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)
# this is wunnerful
yes
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:02, archived)
# *purrrrrr*

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:03, archived)
# yays
bags not cleaning its litter tray!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Hahaha, this is just like my cat and a pile of DVDs, on a daily basis
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:08, archived)
# bastard!
I was going to do an animation of that tonight

Damn you work for getting in the way!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Hahaha excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:12, archived)
# nice one that man
and congrats for that down there somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Just thought I'd say:
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Who was/is this guy?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:48, archived)
# CLEMANT F AN ANGLE IN HEVEN
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Well that was rather uncalled for.
At least CF actually did something of merit and had a discernable character.

But don't let that stop you mocking me - I am aware this is B3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:53, archived)
# but but but...
Everyone touches people's lives in a different way.

I'm sure those mourning Clement and Jade are two completly different sections of society. It doesn't make anyone's emotions any less valid.

I mocked those that mourned Diana but was cut to ribbons when Peel died
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:57, archived)
# but who is more justified in their public mourning...?
the Jade/Diana mourners or the John/Clement mourners...

there's only one way to find out!

WWWWAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:03, archived)
# it's very common for peple to forget
that they're on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:03, archived)
# what?
I thought this the Pope John Peel/Chav hating memorial Website

I am mistaken, and please accept my apologies
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:08, archived)
# ^This , very much so
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:09, archived)
# ^ This.... oh yes, this.
I've said it before (repetition), and I'll say it again, you're a fine fellow, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:04, archived)
# John Peel's died?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:20, archived)
# To explain...
Think of how people fawn over Stephen Fry. Now imagine that adulation being given to someone who merits it.

That person is Clement Freud.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:51, archived)
# you win the
how to describe Clement Freud game.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Thank you.
Can I have a commemorative bonus point?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:54, archived)
# I'll give you this
gold plated benefit of the doubt
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Cor!
I shall polish it and love it and name it Henry.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:57, archived)
# ^ THIS
HARD.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt
repetition of 'that'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:58, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9365131

Mornin'!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:05, archived)
# mornin' fella :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:10, archived)
# you can't just give it away already
sheesh!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Sorry -
I was showing it off, not giving it away.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Why do we hate SF now?
After all it's not really his fault that morons bang on about how clever he is. As he said himself "I just have a good memory".

Sad about CF though :(
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:59, archived)
# I don't, I love him.
How can anyone not love him when he cries 'SPECKLED JIM!'?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:02, archived)
# I don't hate him.
He's good at what he does. But, as your post indicates, I think that there's a gap between what he does and the praise heaped on him.

He's a reasonably clever, reasonably quick-witted person. But then, so are many others. With luck, Stephen Fry will turn into Clement Freud as the years pass.

EDIT: I like Hermione Eyre and Willie Donaldson's definition of Fry: "A stupid person's idea of a clever person".
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:03, archived)
# we dislike him now?
someone needs to give me these memos. does that mean we're allowed to like Geldoff again now?

As far as charmingly lovely goes I'd take Fry over anyone else on TV. how can you not love a man who says "Wo ist meine Handy?"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Ah, if only people had the courage to have their own taste
and not feel it necessary to follow the herd and try to fit in.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:11, archived)
# you're living in a dream world Man
what would happen to the CMYB magazine industry if people formed their own opinions...?

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Cunts Mislay Your Buspass magazine?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:20, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:28, archived)
# no thanks
I'm already a subscriber
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Cyan Magenta Yellow Black magazine?
Colourful...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Ok right e o. I understand
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)
# he was a wonderful person, wit, raconteur...
among the last of a dying breed, I'm sorry to say.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:52, archived)
# they've always been scarce
it's just that they're more memorable than dullards, so the past seems to contain a higher ratio

i'll miss listening to him on t'radio
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:06, archived)
# me too
I was lucky enough to go to two recordings of Just a Minute and he was at both of them....

I found a bit torrent which (it claims) has every Just a minute ever recorded... although it is about 6 gigs. I've been downloading it for a wee while now. Hopefully it'll come up roses soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Send me a DVD.
I'll rip it onto disk for ya.

Edit: Which reminds me - Joe - Are you there, lad?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:14, archived)
# thank you sir
you are a king among lovely people.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Emma Freud's Dad

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:52, archived)
# And he did a Sainsbury's ad once
The sell-out whore
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:57, archived)
# :D
*hugs for everyone*

hoopla Sir - this captures things beautifully
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:49, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfK0jUycNR0
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Tee hee!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:53, archived)
# RIP
very amusing chap
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Sad news...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:49, archived)
# *bzzzzzzzzzzzzt*
Repitititititition of the word game.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Ah no but it's in the title.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:51, archived)
# #*bzzzzzzzzzzzzt*
Repitititititition of the word go.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:53, archived)
# deviation
the title was "the last time I was on the game..."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:54, archived)
# We enjoyed your interruption so you get a point
but it's still with Clement, 15 seconds left.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:56, archived)
# I like to think you mumble this in your sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:51, archived)
# zzzzzZZZZZzzzz....lovely samantha...zzzzzz...Penge........zzzzZZZzzzz.....deviation
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Exactly like that. Exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Slight blending of two iconic shows,
but I'll allow it - just this time, mind....

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:59, archived)
# benefit of the doubt?
*sobs a little*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)
# of course, this is the formidable trellis we're talking about here
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Very true, I retract my challenge.
I sense a J/A/M day on b3ta today...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:06, archived)
# i think this may very well be the case :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:14, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Nooooo!
Really? Dammit.

Why do I always learn about who's died from b3ta before I get to the BBC site?

At least he's back with Henry now
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:53, archived)
# because you come here first..and not the bbc site
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:54, archived)
# well, yeah
there is that.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:55, archived)
# another mystery solved..
come on gang - let's go get sandwiches!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:56, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)
# lashings of ginger beards?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:02, archived)
# ha ha ha
just lashing - sandwiches is the gimp...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:06, archived)
# we had that lastnight
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:30, archived)
# what sort do you have
I'm very picky
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:04, archived)
# all the flavours of the raindow
and cheese and branston pickle... and ham and piccalilli
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:07, archived)
# can't do cheese
*sads*

does me all sorts of gutsy nastiness.

/tmi blog
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:11, archived)
# ham and piccalilli though
that's good eatin!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Cheese and fannyflaps
or cock and pickle.
oh, there's a plain cheese in there somewhere too.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Nicely done sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Props, sir.
May he rest in peace.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:57, archived)
# He was a fine cook as well
and an MP, prob the only likeable one ever


(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Pfft
you are forgetting Sir Oswald Mosley surely?
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)
# And Ghengis Khan!
Don't forget Ghengis Khan!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:02, archived)
# The Tory MP for Chingford?
Ah, yes, I remember...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:07, archived)
# fail!
Ghengis Khan wasn't an MP, silly.

He was a Civil Servant.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:08, archived)
# great stuff
and sad news.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:20, archived)
[challenge entry] FACT:Bicycle powered Nazi Orcas caused Pearl Harbor


(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:33, archived)
# Yeah. Duh. And?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:34, archived)
# this so should have been in The Final Countdown
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:34, archived)
# What a film
haven't watched that for years
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:39, archived)
# don't know it.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:44, archived)
# US aircraft carrier mysteriously goes back in time to 1941
F-14s scare peasants
Kirk Douglas wears many shirts
Europe not on soundtrack
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Mmmm, ok
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:38, archived)
# SO DID BEN AFFLECK!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:45, archived)

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