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[challenge entry] Dance lessons are always popular (and free)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:50, archived)
# hahaha
I do like the irish dancing ladies with the red hair
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:51, archived)
# Flatley's not stupid
he gets to hang out with them all the time
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:57, archived)
# It's a cover!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:07, archived)
# are you outing Flatley?
I refuse to believe it
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:14, archived)
# haha yeh
he's a big gay man!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:28, archived)
# he's not stupid
he's just a cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:56, archived)
# hahaha
(Parsnippp looks good, tastes good and by golly does you good, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:54, archived)
# ???????????
DE-RIS:- entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/tv_and_radio/article6156723.ece

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:39, archived)
# ??????? indeed

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:40, archived)
# Ahahaha!! I thought this was a prank when I heard about it
they'll make millions. Which is a rather scary.
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:41, archived)
# No!
Nice pic.
But, No! to the news.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:43, archived)
# this sounds like a very dignified way to remember her noble and worthwhile existence
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:44, archived)
# this and naming a breakfast cereal after her
Goody Flakes maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:46, archived)
# Goody-o's
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Jadebix
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Special Jade!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:49, archived)
# ha!
CancerLolios
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:49, archived)
# Weetcervix
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:52, archived)
# WINNAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:55, archived)
# What's my prize?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:00, archived)
# expect a large parcel in the post tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:01, archived)
# Ooooooooooooooooooooooooh
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:03, archived)
# damn - it's hard trying to tape yourself into a box
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:05, archived)
# Remember to leave yourself a few breathing holes
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:07, archived)
# I'M NOT STUPID!
now how do I get to the post office?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Jump!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:21, archived)
# meh!
I bet it'll be closed when I get there too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:29, archived)
# fucking awesome
Ha ha - I just shat
(I helped save b3ta! flares, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:02, archived)
# I'm waiting for someone to shop
Alistair Darling In Wonderland
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:50, archived)
# The Daily Mail already did it.
(Ikea Boy, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Flogging a dead horse.
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Now that stands a chance
of being the shittest musical ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:57, archived)
# Still
at least Gail Porter might get a look in.
(big chief touching cloth, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 20:12, archived)
# I drew -another- Pokémon. This time, it's Egyptian! :D

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:18, archived)
# I doodled Anubis, too.

I dressed up as him once, for "Egyptian Day" at primary school.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:19, archived)
# nice !
very menacing
(JoePesky, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:20, archived)
# crikey
he'd be at home in a 70s Hungarian cartoon
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:20, archived)
# ha ha this in spades
Why do they not show that stuff anymore....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:21, archived)
# Because it's terrifying?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:21, archived)
# nonsense
I grew up watching it and am mostly normal
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:22, archived)
# 51% normal, perhaps.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:30, archived)
# 50.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:30, archived)
# It's a fine line.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:34, archived)
# I made these when I was about 16
1
2
3
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:23, archived)
# ?? Those links keep going back to the board?
wierd
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:27, archived)
# Really weird...Then again, they are hosted on some crap website from 1984.
Try this instead

1 2 and 3 here
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:30, archived)
# it reminds me of this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1qFOD28joY

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:26, archived)
# aaah Boards of Canada
I will watch this later, I'm off for a St G's Day pint :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:27, archived)
# enjoy!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:28, archived)
# How does it walk?
Nice dress boner btw.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:19, archived)
# LIKE AN EGYPTIAN
Also: That's her LEG.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:19, archived)
# like suzanna hoffs
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:20, archived)
# So did I.
Although I bet she's like one of Marge Simpson's sisters nowadays.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Think one of its attacks is seismic toss?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:21, archived)
# Where do I sign up?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:22, archived)
# *Hopes and prays he's not the only one who played pokemon on the gameboy*
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Played? Past tense?
I STILL play it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:26, archived)
# Look no further than SWOS or Street Fighter 2 for me :D
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:33, archived)
# Original Red cart with original big clunky grey gameboy somewhere about the house.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:43, archived)
# lucario would have been a better candiate for egyptification surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:31, archived)
# What are you talking about? Lucario looks NOTHING like Cleopatra.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:32, archived)
# xatu too
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:40, archived)
# gurn cotton. still would.
(JoePesky, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:18, archived)
# you'd have to fight her two dads off first
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:20, archived)
# not fit not funny
the only thing I would do is throw her under a bus
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:26, archived)
[challenge entry] and they can do doughnuts too!


Click for bigger (133 kb)
(fat bloke, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:11, archived)
# hee
doughnuta are nice
(Drug Crazed Pagan Fish Ritual is attempting to bring his b3ta post count up, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:27, archived)
# bindun to the max!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:08, archived)
# *snort*
Edit: Is that the mother off 'Malcom in the Middle?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:08, archived)
# lois?
I loved that programme. One of the few live action sitcoms i liked.

The episode where reese becomes a male cheerleader and hal has to teach them 'the birds and the bees' was brilliant, and matched 'good' simpsons for writing.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:15, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:10, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:11, archived)
# hasta la vistoooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:13, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:50, archived)
# tenuous
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Hahaha
also may be a willy cutting GC
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:11, archived)
# "Insert your own salami/pizza joke here."
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:14, archived)
# I was actually considering going to Zizzis tonight.
I now wonder if I'll be over dressed!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:15, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:17, archived)
# hahah christ
96p? you can get two bags of crisps for that
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:18, archived)
# Sod 96p
If you babysit you can get paid to do it!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:20, archived)
# I just made the sodomising one
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:19, archived)
# needs more fractures
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Well you obviously haven't to to level two yet!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:21, archived)
#
¼


¾




oh wait now
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:22, archived)
# i have dee purrrrm
hehe
(JoePesky, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)
# mmmm - nice!
(Be right back)
(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Ooooooooooooooooooooooooh
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)
# mmmmm, sexy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)
# bewbs!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)
# I thought it was a mountain range at first.
I had a very sheltered upbringing.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Hahaha bless!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Sheltered by mountains?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:15, archived)
# No, giant breasts.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:19, archived)
# It's a naked lady
but it's art* too :D (*you can tell cos of the moody lighting)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Sauce?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)
#
farm1.static.flickr.com/77/198323589_f2e6133ff9.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Ta!
Fantastic job, that man.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:00, archived)
# YOU FILTAD!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:01, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:04, archived)
# <something about vinegar strokes>
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:05, archived)
# DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVEEE!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)
# YOU!
Alton Towers - when?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Me.
I don't know, pet. Probably next year or something. Sorry.

edit: actually, I don't know when they shut, I'll look into it and let you know? I haven't got much money this year, and we're going to the Dam in September....

edit: got to go. See you soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:59, archived)
# hahaha I think they call that
'The Brush off'
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:05, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:59, archived)
# is that rotoscoped from a pic of a shiny pvc lady?
Those look a bit like reflections

Sauce?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)
# sort of
oiled rather than rubber though
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:59, archived)
# oooo!
moody nude.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:59, archived)
# greasy
and lithe
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:00, archived)
# this is nice and liquidy mountainy
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Is it bad that I recognise the source?
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)
# fuck
ing



hell
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Oh dear god
kill them with pointy hammers
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)
# That's the last time I put sugar on my rice krispies :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)
# 0_0
*sudden metal image of Sir Alan crouched on your breafast table, kecks round ankles, furiously onanising into a bowl of Rice Krispies....* I did not want this image
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:59, archived)
# ...and you think I did???
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:00, archived)
# ....sorry
consider it a gift
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Thanks for sharing
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Pantsman!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:05, archived)
# What a hilarious concept!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Oh, shit.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)
# GROSS.....
.....But *clicky* anyways.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)
# ace as usual
so smooth for a gif, too
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)
# eeewwww
not at the grubs, just alan sugar's smug face.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)
# bonus seralan:
www.acne-and-wrinkle-treatments-guide.com/images/wrinkle_face.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:10, archived)
# haha, uncanny
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Wow
hehe, I was just about to say that as good as Cyriak ones then I noticed the water mark in the top right-hand corner.
Top stuff!
(Peter_G, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)
# My god!
They just keep on coming....

woo, indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)
# hahaha
Most hanging!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)
# ga gag gag gaaaaaaaaaag
hat and stand ,just the job:)
nice jaw-droppin'stuff on the site too...
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:03, archived)
# i think i'm getting teh fear
yay !
(JoePesky, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:13, archived)
# Reminds me of
the catapillar in Labyrinth...
(I helped save b3ta! The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:14, archived)
# omg this is fantastic
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:49, archived)
# Haha, lovely
I knew it was you that did the titles to the new Dave Gorman show as soon as I saw them. They had that Cyriak Beat.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 19:58, archived)
# Sweet Jeezuz!
Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 21:00, archived)
# nicely done, sir :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:12, archived)
[challenge entry] This compo reminded me of
a security guard I saw in a shopping arcade in Zimbabwe
(remember shopping?) in 2001, throwing shapes to ease
the boredom. I just wish I'd had a video camera then.

Source pic here
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:48, archived)
# I remember Zimbabwe
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)
# *Carltons*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:52, archived)
# pffft :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:52, archived)
# nee naws !
(sniffi the cat /remembers/this was /all fields..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)
# I hope he picked them up afterwards!
There were rectangles everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:06, archived)
# Exeter - city of chavs
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)
# hahaha :D
needs more inbreeding
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Jamie Oliver's a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Yes
Yes, he is
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:28, archived)
# I'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought that!
About the picture I mean. Jamie Oliver really is a James Blunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:30, archived)
# You actually have to invent words to describe how much of
a Charlie Uniform November Tango he is.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Prick
Is the ideal word I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)
# A Crange.
I don't know what it means, but that's what he is, a crange.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)
# He is a total
and utter Fungoid.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Dicksponge.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Wheelarch.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Spleenjizz
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Frenulator
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Flangemat.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)
# No I would just call him
a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)
# I think he's alright, his food normally seems nice.
I'm not sure I'd go so far as to buy a book though.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Yeah! The Cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)
# His food is good
My brother has cooked a few from his books, as all have been good.

I just don't like him
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Fair enough.
I've stolen a few recipes from his tv shows, always turns out good.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)
# ^ this
Same goes for Nigel Slater, total tool, but his books are excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)
# I do have a couple of his books, but I didn't buy them myself.
In fact, I used one yesterday. It was very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:44, archived)
# did it stop the table wobbling?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Donna Hay is also worth checking out.
the first few at least.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:49, archived)
# I'm still getting good usage out of a curry book I got for christmas at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)
# I have a source at a 'well known' publisher...
Very good for freebies.

Books too!

b'dum tsch!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Yes, that he is a bit of a tool
I need to buy some recipe books
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:45, archived)
# You can have some of mine
I have far too many
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:46, archived)
# You sure?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:48, archived)
# I wasn't aware that was possible
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:48, archived)
# No such thing.
Buy a bigger house.

That's like saying 'too much Mozart.'

Simply not possible.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)
# I like your logic :D
I just will probably never get to cook everything in them
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:52, archived)
# I tried one of his recipes last night
(didn't buy the book either, I should add)
and it was very nice. He is something of a knob, but he can cook.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)
# But unfortunately his restaurant in Bath is doing very, very well.
The cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)
# I do actually want to eat there though.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Grrrrrrrreat!
*goes off to firebomb chavvy nightclub*
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Its funny 'cos its true
Exeter really is a disgusting one horse town!
(Cockroach Lad on the Wigan Pier, on july the sixth!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Lemon entry
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)
# He's missing a certain 'Phil'ling
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)
# eww
don't want
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)
# *pukes*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha
Your post below has given me the sillies now and I'm just laughing at anything...

*laughs at passing dog*

*wets self at sight of potted plant*

*hyperventilates at resignation notice waiting to go to boss*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)
# As long as I'm not held responsible.
Laugh on!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Partly responsible, but I'm a forgive and forget kind of person...
wait... what?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Not a clue.
*scarpers*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)
# *spang*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)
# mmmmmmm...
...pie.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)
# I have always found him puzzling
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)
# But now you've seen that he can meringue as well as puzzle!
What a talented chap he is!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)
# me too
do you reckon the "gangs" think he's a super army soldier
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:26, archived)
# No, I think they think he is gay
and probably want to fuck his arse raw
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:28, archived)
# !
:D
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:28, archived)
# :D
!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)
# :!
D
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:30, archived)
# !:D
^^ just had my haircut like this
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:30, archived)
# I need a hair cut
But will have to leave it nearer the bash, as it grows so fast that I will have to have it cut again before the bash if I had it cut now.

If that makes any sense :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)
# something about hairbash
:)
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Kemping


(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)
# i always check my meringues
..make sure there's no ross kemp in
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:26, archived)
#
woo.

and this.



source, other than facebox, as yet unknown
(1.618..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:28, archived)
# hahaha :D
He could die happy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:28, archived)
# what's going on here
who they?

Edit: the blonde in the bluey dress is busting for a waz.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)
# She's the only one I wouldn't shag
...and that includes Richie
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Richie Benault.
Legend.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)
# I didn't notice him...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)
# All he needs is a croissant and a paper...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)
# ^
With good reason though.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Looks like he's got a silly mid-on
or at least a fly slip.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)
# lol
at cricket fielding joke :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)
# there are so many to choose from!
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)
# :)
We were doing that this morning!

www.b3ta.com/board/9387275
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)
# :D
I enjoyed those!
Stupid job - I miss all the fun...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Hahaha
They're awesome :D

I prefer slightly more obscure euphemisms myself. Pretty much any sentence works if you add "if you know what I mean" to the end. If you know what I mean.

OK, most sentences.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:44, archived)
# *nudge nudge wink wink*
say no more ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Is that Ross Kemp or a meringue?
*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)
# no thoo's reet
:)
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)
# :D
Well that's just punderful
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)
# van damme vs beaker
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)
# nooo :(

meep
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)
# he seems to be breaking a horses penis, that has a novelty condom on the end of it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Don't we all, in some way.
I think it's one of life's few great pleasures.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:15, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9388820
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:17, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9388874
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)
# That Sting, fuck up every thing
The bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)
# ahh...
...needs more magenta.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:14, archived)
# but less mullet :(
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Bet you made that one first :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:17, archived)
# you bet right
was a fairly/probably bin-dun choice:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)
# see...
...that's funny!... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Cockfight!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)
# them's sturdy ones
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:28, archived)
# It cannot be broken!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)
# I can see those Beaker hats
for slipping onto the end of your cock REALLY catching on
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:14, archived)
# I think 'catching' is the wrong choice of word
when talking about cocks.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:18, archived)
# he's punctured him!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:18, archived)
# mmmmmmm...yummy...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:04, archived)
# His pad looks like an arse!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:06, archived)
# That's nothing
My pad looks like a rubbish dump
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:07, archived)
# You've not been around much lately.
How do?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Wotcher Pedi
& cheers for the welcome, I'm well thanks and enjoying a brief respite from wo*k
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)
# nothing i like better...
...than a nice padded arse!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Yeah, well his face IS an arse!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:17, archived)
# *clicks*
Boss 2 feet away on important conference call, this made me snort like Scarface.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)
# looks like clevage to me
eye of the beholder I guess
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:02, archived)
# haha
nicely done as usual :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Lovely!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Nice hat!
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)
# sloop! :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:07, archived)
# hahaha
nicely done:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Do you want flies with that?
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Is it a subway?
The shitty sub sandwich place
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)
# good lord!
bet he's popular with lady frogs...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Like a reverse boner.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Undisclosed Location : 1956
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:04, archived)
# \o/ Excellent
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Always wear the goggles!
Safety first...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)
# the goggles! they do nothing!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:09, archived)
# :D
Sock Autopsy!

EDIT aaaaaaand that's a wrap. 'Night b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Tata
Nano
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:07, archived)
# At last!
Some one on b3ta older than me

(just)
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:06, archived)
# (area 51)...
...?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:07, archived)
# they're here sheeple!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:10, archived)
# That sock is possibly
the best one man band wagon that's ever lived.

I say this as a reminder that I think you're ace, in case you're offended by my poetic ramblings down there... v v v
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:10, archived)
# the only thing that offends me
is that you put me in a poem with that fucknut Pasanonic
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Ha ha ha
I was trying to think of particularly filthy / sweary b3tards with the right number of syllables...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:14, archived)
# I'm glad you didn't include me
because I can only think of one thing that rhymes with Barbarossa...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)
#
Fossa?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)
# ferrari testarossa
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Barbarossa worries, about names he may be called,
when in fact his work is splendid, and his melons nicely balled.

Err...

(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:30, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)
# arf
he came from outer space?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)
# The truth isn't out there, it's HERE
/starts petition for sock gallery

Should tProdigy69 make a sock gallery?



(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)
# all new website is being made...hold onto your knickers people :)

and to everyone who doesn't like it, tough fucking shit :P
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:15, archived)
# knickers people?
are they like sock people?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:15, archived)
# with added gusset
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)
# I've got a sock gallery on my hard drive
fuck you all :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)
# that'll be handy if anything went wrong and I loose em
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:26, archived)
# :D
I might have some missing if for example you neglected to use the word "sock" in your image title or they're not on b3tards
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)
# I think most of them have sock in the title
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)
# ah...some vintage
sock footage!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:17, archived)
[challenge entry] :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)
# mmmmm :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)
# you're supposed to shop etc
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)
# eek!
This reminds me of 'Ashes to Ashes' in some very wrong way
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)
# fantastic expressions :D
Lordy, I'm giving out a lot of clicks today.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
the awkwardness of the pose is making me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Kevlar Fishnets!
What will they think of next?

Top stuff, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:04, archived)
# I now have a thing more useless than a chocolate teapot
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Oh no, you've not met our
planning department.

We should have them all returned under the Trades Description Act.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Heh heh heh :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)
# peephole bulletproof vests
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:06, archived)
# I'd wear that
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)
# reminds me of this dark knight

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Hahaha! Nice...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Fishnet time!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:14, archived)
# haha!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:15, archived)
# ha ha!
That's top shopping, I like that *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Perfect!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)
# haha!
to give him his due, that would stop a potential rioter in their tracks...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)
# hey.......
...he forgot his pants!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:06, archived)
# haha
you loon
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Corrrrr!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:09, archived)
[challenge entry] This is MY Toytown Nobby!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Oh very good
*click*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Ta
Was either him or that One of Ballymorey!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Wouldn't know the Ballymorey one
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:57, archived)
# He looks like he would go postal at any moment
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)
# probably has a vast array of firearms in his house
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Oh yes, but then If I lived there, I would probably go postal too :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Trust me, you're better off for it!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Any time now
someone is going to ask why he's got Big Ears...
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)
# because big ears gave him lip
those bruises?

must have fallen down the stairs?

in the cells?

yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)
# haha
he looks like he enjoys his work so much !!
(JoePesky, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Arfarfarfarfarf!
He's pretty menacing actually...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)
# He would be just the same as the rest of them
As he is a shite policeman of Toytown
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Excellent stuff...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Yep!
That's a good'un... :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)
# I thought Noddy drove a taxi
wasn't some other toy the policeman...
edit: I just realised I totally misread the title
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Yeah, PC Plod
Who's in the picture...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:55, archived)
# *blushes*
I'm tired
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:56, archived)
# I'm ashamed that I know...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:57, archived)
# It's OK
I was thrown at first too by the mention of Nobby rather than Noddy
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)
# hahahhahahahahahah! Top 'shoppage!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Cheers Steve
No more Playin' round down in Toytown these days. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Excellent stuff!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)
# haha
here you can borrow Noddy's new car.


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:06, archived)
# This reminds me that ive been TDR 2000 recently :)
(Stew and Dumplings, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:34, archived)
# oh...
...what a silly cop!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)
# New series. Ross Kemp is shown an array of male members and shares his opinions....


Award winning stuff!
(JoePesky, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)
# LENSFLARETITS

He obviously doesn't know cocks. Those pubes are not according to regulation.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)
# ha ha ha
loon
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)
# haha
i was thinking similar things
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)
# thinking them's no good
you've got to sing them until your throat is sore
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Perhaps he thinks the 3D effect shading makes up for the pube excess
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Oh my friends
let us no stray down that path.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)
# I can't say I agree with him,
I'm just trying to understand his thinking
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Never speak of this again.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)
# I have failed the Gods of the Three Pube Rule.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Absolutely.
Here we see a classic pube-per-bollock imbalance which could so easily have been avoided by following the simple, time-honoured rules.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Could this be a new form of modern art?
Perhaps we're just not sophisticated enough to appreciate it.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)
# No, it's just WRONG
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:56, archived)
# You are talking bollocks again, Medi
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)
# I am, aren't I?

it's the only way I know
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)
# And we wouldn't have it any other way
*manhugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:03, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)
# I would like to make his head into a bell end
Get him blind drunk and then tattoo it on
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)
# It's a suitable canvas
Comme รงa:
Breakfast
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Like breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Stupid arse quick reply eating my links
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)
# That is the strangest looking form of a picture of breakfast, ever
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:49, archived)
# What commitment to looking like a twat.
I salute that man!

'noongles Miss
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Noongles Squire Doom
:)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)
# *doffs feathered cap*
*prances around in tights*

Verily the noon doth bring the fairest of the board,
With Otterbys and Trellises, a b3ta smorgasboard,
A Prodigy is grumpy, but oft with reason true,
While Pasanonic, SmashMonkey and Wow turn the air blue,
Prof UnderCover doles out the weird,
As does dear Discomeats,
Sometimes you'll hear a Neville, "broam! Pipes!" and things he bleats,
But time is short at this fair hour, the gayshift doth approach,
I've not had time to even mention saintly HappyToast,
As TGA and JPG slope off to cosy homes,
Keep pressing F5, F5, don't let your browser roam.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)
# *grabs lute*
*thinks better of it*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Please tell me you really have a lute?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)
# I considered it...
Then Sting released a lute album.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)
# ha ha!
Woo! Great stuff, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Why thank ye kindly.
I'm not sure why I felt moved to poetry, but next time I'll try and include even more people... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)
# *crosses palm with silver*
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)
# *notes and appreciates*
You shall be first onto the spaceship when the mech-flnorts arrive to take over.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)
# This needs writing out on parchment
And taking to EVERY bash
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:03, archived)
# *blushes*
thank ye greatly fair maid of Milton.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)
# JPG?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Gruntfuttock
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Ah!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Ah! Pedanti!
*notes in big book of regulars for later epic version of the above*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Hehe
epic.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Its the B3ta equivalent of Homer's Odyssey...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Bless you, sir.
I've never really thought of my home as 'cosy'. More 'needs tidying'.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:14, archived)
# clutter and mess = cosy in my book.
Thus my home is a little TOO cosy for human habitation...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)
# sycophant!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)
# I'm liking b3ta this afternoon
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)
# did you not like it yesterday?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)
# I wasn't around much yesterday
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)
# it was even better yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)
# I thought it was quite good this morning
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:57, archived)
# No I didn't
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)
# thats cos Mrs Trellis wasn't here
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)
# \o/
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)
# yes
and the fact I had to calm someone down, due to a post
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Don't be here after 7pm then
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)
# No?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)
# The nutters appear and then people get upset
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)
# ^^^^ :((((((((((((((
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)
# These are hurtful lies
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)
# lets face it, we are all nutters to some degree
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)
# well I suppose my family does have a history of mental illness
but I'm pretty functional
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)
# ^
dis
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:04, archived)
# I have seen this
I have also seen a lot of lovely work :D
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)
# nutters?
excellent!

*grabs ringside seat*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)
# I like the nutters

correction: I love the nutters
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:57, archived)
# well! jokes on you!
We're here already!

haha

*smears self in lard*

OH MY FUCKING GOD I'M SMEARED IN LARD

*runs out screaming*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)
# That's when we have to sacrifice a member to ward off the impending gayshift
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)
# ...even though you know it's hopeless.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)
# It never seems to work, but it is entertaining
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Oh, I think we can all agree on that :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Yeah. Be here for the gayshift. When b3ta gets good.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Ning glomp smoosh other faggy crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)
# *enclickles*
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)
# :) Ta! Today for lunch I ate excrement.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:55, archived)
#
Today for lunch I ATE POISON!
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:57, archived)
# He is angry and ALSO: wig
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Today for lunch I ate myself
I then puked myself back up because I had work to do
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:04, archived)
# this is wonderful truth
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)
# I wish I could gayshift more
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)
# compo anything about a copper day
seems to be working well
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:55, archived)
# happy b3taday!
you grumpy old git... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:03, archived)
# ta.
I'm not the least bit grumpy. More in despair of how people will make themselves look illiterate in a frantic bid to post any old shite on the board ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:09, archived)
# I know...
I had a couple of ideas, but then realised I was essentially just shopping the police, with no dicernable gag, or indeed, compo relevance.

I await inspiration...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)
# awww

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)
# *titters*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)
# even though he's a big plum..I take my hat off to him
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Hahahahha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)
# that's making me laugh more than it probably should :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)
# it hasn't sent you into
labour or anything has it?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)
# *checks gut*



No. No it hasn't. I'll remember to check back here in September though :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)
# at last - something he can speak
about with some authority.

Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)
# ha ha
yes! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)
# I'm Ross Kemp
I'm here in fucking france, looking for a baguette, looking for a gang.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)
# HAHAHAHA! YES.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Probably been done, but still
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:29, archived)
# *fantasizes*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)
# needs shoes
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Shoes!


Edit cheers peeps. Always a hit this one ;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)
# I love this!
Science!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)
# This
is wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)
# I like shoes, but not to the level where I have to own 500 pairs
I own 4 pairs, work boots, walking boots, casual and smart. I do need to get some trainers, for other tings
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)
# i own 2 pairs
and they're both fucked.

one pair is a lovely florecent yellow colour inside thanks to my daughters artistic scribblings.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)
# arf :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)
# brilliant
i remember this with *glee
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)
# still true!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)
# nail
head
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)
# I'm a bloke
and straight,

and yet have 20 pairs of trainers, 5 pairs of shoes and numerous other bits of footwear.

And so I argue with ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:49, archived)
# I think the balance of opinion remains with me...
although tbh my post does not refer to numbers of shoes, merely the thought process that goes into their selection.

Either way - I'm right ;p
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)
# never mind...
go buy some shoes to cheer yourself up. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:56, archived)
# snappy riposte, that man
:)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)
# SCIENCE!
i wonder how many female b3tans go buy shoes everythime they see this
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Both of them.
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 18:23, archived)
# Fantastic
And so very true!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:06, archived)
# allowing yourself to be fellated by a zombie
is a course of action fraught with risk, I should imagine.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)
# It's a risk that falls off over time
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)
# haha!
true...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Can racist zombies give electric blowjobs
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)
# ah...
the lost classic - by P.K. Dick, aptly enough...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)
# late pfffft
from me
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)
# I wish...
also have a woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:32, archived)
# haha
the guy in the bottom right has taken it to another level !
(JoePesky, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)
# gonna eat your knob
and gain your knowledge
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)
# hahahaha
ace
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)
# arf
what a night that was:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:55, archived)

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