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I like working with the community.

(Daisho Arseholes everywhere I turn., Sun 26 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)

Yeah, i hate the po-lice, man

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 14:52, archived)

Smash the system!

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 14:53, archived)

And get a bill for £40,000 from the RBS!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)

pfffttt...

yay for rent-a-tramp!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 14:55, archived)

i was gonna ask him for directions....

better not

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 14:59, archived)

gonna to get caught

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 15:04, archived)

I'll slip this re-post in here

(Westude, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 0:14, archived)

let's try that again, shall we?

Apologies for numptiness.

3,200 pixels-worth.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 14:41, archived)

That looks like something that fell off my cock during the war

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 14:42, archived)

Couple of dabs of TCP, that'll clear right up.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 14:43, archived)

These are irritatingly good. :D

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ClanSoul, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 14:43, archived)

Might be able to do something with this

www.geocities.com/Paris/Metro/3115/

it's free

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)

there you be :)

that looks lovely, like an alien being

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 14:44, archived)

*waves*

Hello!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)

Hello

How are you?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)

Just about to head off to the flicks, actually.

In The Loop \o/

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 14:49, archived)

enjoy :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 14:53, archived)

is it a sailboat?

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mongychops, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 14:44, archived)

cmd c, cmd v

good afternoon
lovely to see you as ever. woo picture!

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)

I'm terribly sorry,

I'm all fingers and thumbs today.

Thank You!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 14:49, archived)

no worries, we've all been there

thankfully i did it on links so no one noticed.

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 14:51, archived)

I think my proudest moment was when I posted an img src in to a link url

and instead of linking to a picture of sarah palin as a lady boy I just posted it straight to the board instead of linking it with a NSFW sign.

it was as a reply so I didn't even realise I'd done it untill some people gaz'd me pointing out my error.. oopsies :D

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arrangedletters, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 15:04, archived)

Oooof!

That's gonna chafe!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 15:19, archived)

MEDUSA!!!!!

Man Im hungover.... stupid loan day...

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)

Wipe-out of a Sunday, yes?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 14:50, archived)

Yes and no, Ive got so much work to do :/

But my tea is even struggling to go down

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 14:56, archived)

woah - might need some of this....

www.jnjaust.com.au/products/combantrin/

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 14:50, archived)

Arf!

Nicely, sir...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 14:51, archived)

nice-do you grow these?

kinda like cyberplants:)

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)

Up in the attic, under lamps

next to the dope...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 15:16, archived)

thc chortles:)

*orders flowertops*

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)

very woo :)

lovely as per, sir:)

what program/s do you use to do these?

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arrangedletters, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)

:D Ta!

bits and pieces from the following:

Processing
Vue 7xStream
Modo
Carrara
Bryce...

and, as appropriate, mix until overdone....

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 15:18, archived)

impersonating a police officer is an offence

couldn't resist-forgiveses?

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 14:19, archived)

errr ok

thread deltation!
i was just wooing a pic there. :(

(nice henry btw)

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 14:33, archived)

pic?what pic?

non-comprehende:(

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 14:34, archived)

Mr Gruntfuttock has elected to deprive us of this:

www.b3ta.com/board/9395846
Which is sad cos it's nice.

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zoldergoose, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 14:36, archived)

Sorry - hit delete in the wrong place.

Muido Apologies.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 14:42, archived)

OH NO, SOMEONE DELETED A THREAD! QUICK LETS ALL GET OUTRAGED!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 14:49, archived)

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 14:58, archived)

yeah yeah alright

won't do it again :p

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)

Sorry about that...

sheer hamfistedness on my part.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 14:43, archived)

Nice to see him dressed up a bit

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zoldergoose, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 14:34, archived)

sorryyyyyy

i know that i posted this a few days ago but i just saw what the compo is and thought this too tasty an oppertunity to miss :-)

(Rupiee is eeipur backwards, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)

uh-oh

brace yourself

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)

what's the compo then?

edit:// and although this in no way fits the brief I feel the need to point out that in the faq it says that you should not repost images in a new thread if you have posted them previously and they have had their day.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)

But is does not say that you should not enter a compo with a non-compo image:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 14:14, archived)

Yeah, but what's the point really

faq doesn't say a lot of things.. ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 14:17, archived)

fucking FAQ. I hate the misleading bastard.

I think I'll have to see what Rob will sell b3ta for so we can sort it out ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 14:19, archived)

I'd buy that for a dollar

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 14:31, archived)

I have many shiny pebbles!

Personally I think him selling it would be the end of b3ta. At least there's one main person running it. A change of ownership with a new person or a group of new people would not change anything.
We'd be still bicker about the exact same things. No one ever's going to agree.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 15:20, archived)

you would not argue and bicker

if you were not allowed to ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 15:41, archived)

Saying 'I know I posted this a few days ago, but...'

Is a bit like someone saying 'I'm not racist, but...'

In an existing thread!

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)

Some of my best friends are reposts

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zoldergoose, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)

I have nothing against negroes

Some of my best friends have a negro

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)

It often amazes me when people

blatantly tag their image as a repost then get all shirty about it when people point out that they are a threadwasting attention-seeker.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 13:52, archived)

i might repost my entire life on b3ta in one enormous new post

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mongychops, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)

I hope it involves some throbbing CDCs then

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)

i don't think i've ever done a cdc

:(((((

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mongychops, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)

Don't worry, I got you covered

(in CDC spunk)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 14:15, archived)

Better yet, un-optimise every image to 401kb

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zoldergoose, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 14:02, archived)

I've already seen it.

It's not worth another visit ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)

i bet you never saw that really great picture that i did that one time

i can't find it now, but it was brilliant

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mongychops, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 14:07, archived)

hehe.

I have a broken hard drive full of such masterpieces ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)

i have 3 broken pc's now

the last one only survived 3 weeks, oops

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mongychops, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)

whats the rules on reposting then? cos i havent got the idea of it yet? (iminant 'read the FAQ' incoming i rekon :-P)

(Rupiee is eeipur backwards, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)

You answered your own question.

Read the faq like you were asked to at sign-up.

As for the rules about reposting. Don't post an image in a new thread that you have posted before.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 14:25, archived)

in an existing thread is normally the way to shoehorn something in again

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mongychops, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)

ahhh ok

sorry then, won't happen again :-)

(Rupiee is eeipur backwards, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)

don't bother me, i'm not normally here anymore

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mongychops, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 14:28, archived)

I just googled your sig and found this fabulous video

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XacrXEKYRPw

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 14:36, archived)

Haha

What a post.

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zoldergoose, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)

Why do you hate freedom so much, Rupiee?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)

well

it might be my green neo-nazi upbringing

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ecofascism

(Rupiee is eeipur backwards, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 14:25, archived)

*sigh*

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 14:02, archived)

hello everybody!

what's happening, man

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)

Hi Dr Nick!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 14:12, archived)

\o/

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)

Well I've been hammering in the garden

until my peen fell off!:O

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 14:13, archived)

pfft amateurs.

What are you doing with a ball-pein hammer in the first place? Are you a sheet-metal fabricator?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 14:17, archived)

Forked actually.

And I didn't buy it.:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)

oh so you mean a claw hammer

and not a peined hammer then? ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 15:41, archived)

you borked your peen in with plant whacking action?

that's a weak peen, man

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 26 Apr 2009, 14:11, archived)

#11

'ning everyone
i should really be getting on with college stuff, i don't think it's quite ok to call "printed some stuff off google" as a sufficiant amount of coursework for this week.
should at least glue them in the book.

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)

I'm hoping that reading the bit of a book about influence matrices

is sufficient work for me this week...

I have to see my supervisor tomorrow arvo.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 26 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)

good luck

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)

meh should be good, i can probably also say I started coding as well

incidentally the full horror of the picture pun has just dawned on me (i'm slow). How would you like your spanging pan administered?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 26 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)

aim for my hands

so i can't do it again

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)

that pure lovely :)

hello ms morbo

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)

thank you

:) hello mr otterby

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)

How are you today?

apart from the bit your have already told us

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)

bit of an "oh shit" moment this morning

have decided to commit to a bunch of stuff over may on top of college and have just realised i may have over streached myself. still, its a sunny say down here so not all bad.
yourself?

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)

I am fine, been out taking photos and now plan to not do a lot for the rest of the day

I still have orange fingers from the Chinese take away I had last night, damn stuff

You in the south to, then?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)

brighton

so quite southerly yup

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)

shore looks worried.

I made a 3d. (cfb 190k)

edit:and now I'm going swimming.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)

that's lovely

I'm not sure if it's just me though but the traffic light stays out of focus... I think the shift between them might be a little too great so they're not lining up properly...

then again that could just be for my eyes :)

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arrangedletters, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)

Something strange happening there

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)

attack!!

(MonkeyFiend is drowning in the hoi-sin of your lies, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)

:D pirate lols

very good.

have some more :)

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arrangedletters, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)

hooray!

\o/

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)

you're not alone in the pirate spangings :)

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arrangedletters, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)

HAHAHA YES

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ClanSoul, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)

Very lovely style

I wish I had a style - I'm so ran... oo a birdie... yeah... what was I saying?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)

*hug*

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)

i only managed to get this one over the last 6 months

so they can just creep up on you it seems.

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)

Just call yourself versatile.

That's what I do.

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zoldergoose, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)

This is lovely, ms.

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zoldergoose, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)

ta :)

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 13:52, archived)

#59. Exploiting Chimley

(__, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)

FFS NSFW LINK IT!

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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)

Well, I'm done

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)

hanky??

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 13:12, archived)

Marvin

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)

i'm not sure what game this is so:

Fingle
Depressed

choose your own adventure...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 26 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)

Ha. Good Lord.

Oh, you're Friz again.

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zoldergoose, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)

He's degenerated....

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)

Like Dr Who but in reverse

no actually Dr Who in reverse would progressively get better so scrap that ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)

pffft :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)

FRIZ!! not able to stoop to the depths of Paul McGann?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 26 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)

hairy pants man

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)

Chris Evans?

woo :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 12:57, archived)

hahahaa

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 12:58, archived)

now that's something, erm...special ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 13:01, archived)

it looks nothing like

mr tumble :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)

I like that it's smoking a pipe either that or he has a piped shaped penis ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)

hehehe

he's smoking a pipe and about to enjoy a nice cup of tea! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)

Manly things to do indeed

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)

he's also going to hunt haggis - but that's later in the day :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)

looks like arrangedletters...is he about?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 26 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)

hahaha

well he've been called many things - but never arrangedletters :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)

he is probably laying in a pool of his own vomit, piss and shit :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)

aaaah the joy of a kinky sunday morning wank.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 26 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)

PANCEMAN!

I'm afraid of its heels

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)

heels of doom

good for catching haggis :)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)

Welcome to Mexico

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)

Eugh

But points for current events I suppose.

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zoldergoose, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)

I've just met a bloke with that swine flu. I asked him, 'How long have you had it'? He said, 'About a weeeeeeeeeeeek'!

/Ta, Greg :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)

*slap*

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)

Ithankyew ;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)

we're all gonna die, man :(

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Shada, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)

the fastest bum in the west

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 12:44, archived)

Uegh!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)

Now THAT is some explosive diahrroea

To get through a pair of moleskins like that.

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)

Hijole!

Thanks

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)

Guacamole? :)

Tj, can anyone link me to a tutorial on how to convert a swf/flv to a working animated gif please?Tried a few things now, canny do it :(

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)

if you have Flash

EXPORT MOVIE and choose ANIMATED GIF from the drop down TYPE box.

or try these...not sure if they are free, trial or $hareware

www.freedownloadscenter.com/Best/swf-to-gif-free.html

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 13:01, archived)

Thanks :) Aprreciate the help.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)

open it in flash and export movie as gif?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)

Super stormtrooper you don't understand me

(Agent Dale Pooper k in the p, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)

What have you done with the rest of Darth

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zoldergoose, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)

You've got a Space Hopper!

WANT it.
My parents would never buy us one, despite our constant begging that if it was good enough for The Goodies, we should have one.
/reveals age no doubt from this post

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)

poor you

i'll get you one for your brithday

only if your good though

(Agent Dale Pooper k in the p, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)

I'm afraid now I would need one the size of a shetland pony

But thank you for the kind thought :) you really are a lovely man.

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)

I had a couple as a kid.

Also I'm hoping that is not his spacehopper but is rather the insides of some back-street fancy dress shop. Otherwise that is the most hideous closet and clothes collection I have ever seen.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)

yeah

it's the shop the missus works in Dr. Funkenstein's

nice capes and bongs

(Agent Dale Pooper k in the p, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)

not having a gun and standing like that, makes you look like a tit

fact

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)

"Aren't you a little short of a gun for a Stormtrooper"?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)

I want to learn how to use a shoebox with a pinhole as a camera too

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)

You own some nice dresses

but not a gun apparently

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)

Casual Fridays on the Death Star

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)

I'm SO SO SO SO Sorry - CLICK FOR BIGGER FIRST

I'm going to hell for this, I know, but the similarity was just too good to resist... It's quite cheap and nasty too and probably bin-dun.

Click for bigger (174 kb)

(paddy-c, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)

o_O

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The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 11:43, archived)

sorry to be unfluffeh but this makes me physically sick

I'll just hide this if you don't mind

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)

Fuck off

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Hellzapoppin, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)

^ WHAT SHE SAID!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)

ouch

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)

Feeling a bit odd about this one...

*relurks*

(SawnOff Leg or Shotgun?, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)

Yeah, that's the line behind you.

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zoldergoose, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)

that method doesn't work on a Mac :(

www.b3ta.com/board/9395249

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)

Ah, that's a pain :(

Have you got quicktime pro? You can export the animation as an image sequence using that. Pain though.

Alternatively somehow convert the .gif to a .mov, and then you should be able to import it?

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zoldergoose, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 12:01, archived)

I am resigned to finding CS2 off the webs I think

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 12:08, archived)

Yeah probably the best solution.

I think they've done it so you've got to buy Fireworks if you want to do animations, bastards. Sorry I couldn't be more help.

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zoldergoose, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)

That's alright matey :)

Fireworks it might have to be

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)

There must be hundreds of free programs

that allow you to open a gif for editing then either save it as a psd or export all frames to layers.
That would take a minute then you can do all the rest in photoshop.

It's not that I don't want you to use fireworks. I just know that you will hate it.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)

you are determined not to use Cs4 aren't you?

It's been on the server over a week waiting for you.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)

You keep mentioning this server.

It sounds like a modern day Tutankhamun's tomb.

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zoldergoose, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 12:14, archived)

There may be treasures to be found.

Click for bigger (255 kb)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)

saying "downlooooaaaadd meeee"....

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 12:14, archived)

on a mac

Change the animated .GIF file you want to open into .MOV file.

eg. boxcat.gif to boxcat.mov

the Import Video Frames to Layers function will recognize it as a video file and will open it as animated sequence.

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)

Nicely Proj :D

I'll give this a go later

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 12:40, archived)

*hands telescope to be able to see it*

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)

hmmm.

possibly if you think to yourself "better title this post : 'I'm SO SO SO SO Sorry..'" that it might be better not posted?

just a thought ;)

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)

Given the fact the Mirror actually printed this horrific pic at the time, for millions of people to view,

it's a bit hard to identify 'the line' that this user's TOAP has supposedly crossed really.
I mean, it's not my cup of tea, but there's been far worse posted on here - with more photoshopping - which has had rapturous praise and chuckling

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)

this is true.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)

True.

And it is admittedly a THIS IS ___-AAAA I've not seen before, which really is something.

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zoldergoose, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)

I hate all those pics

I know nothing is sacred on b3ta (except maybe Tony Hart) but tasteless mindpiss is something we can manage without.

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Hellzapoppin, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 12:01, archived)

but where would the b3ta sick joke book have come from if we'd not had 'tasteless mindpiss'?

it's a staple of b3ta, whether we like it or not.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)

If it's framed well then I can't argue

mostly stuff about jade goody and maddy can make me chuckle, but that is satire and mocks media and it's bullshit

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Hellzapoppin, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 12:08, archived)

ABSOLUTE HORSESHIT.

there, i said it.

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my mum, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)

you did indeed, have a cookie

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)

Yes but,

if it's taken zero effort and isn't even funny, why bother?

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Smallbrainfield, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)

So it's a threadwaste then.

But I don't see the brigade out slagging him off for that.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)

well yes, quite, but then that takes it away from the realm of whether it's too tasteless or not for b3ta, and into the realm of quality control

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 12:12, archived)

I have no problem with quick and shit when it's funny

But quality counts IMHO. People have to start somewhere though.

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Smallbrainfield, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 12:17, archived)

aye, agreed

people DO have to start somewhere, and this could be this fella's 'start' on here.
and yes, imo quality counts as well, but the site does say that 'jokes are better than technique'. This may have been a cheap, throwaway laugh to the user, and expected the image to go the same way.
Differing senses of humour and all that

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)

i'm not a fan of text inside a white box

it's almost as bad as red text that's been jpegged to death in ms paint

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Shada, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)

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zoldergoose, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)

APOLOGIES FOR QUALITY GUYS I DID THIS WHILE I WAS TAKING A SHIT

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Shada, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)

pfft

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)

I'm getting a bit tired of all this

"where's the line? You crossed the line" on b3ta recently regarding images.
If you want a line then you want censorship and as such I'd be asking for a whole slew of subjects to be off limits.
You can not have selective censorship on a site that has no rules.
If you don't agree with something posted that you find morally distasteful ( as I often do myself ) then you have the option to hide it, ignore it or possibly adblock it. Screaming about how wrong it is is like crying in the streets for Diana and is nothing more than a way for you to think you are declaring yourself morally superior to others.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)

I hid it and noted my objection

Your right in what you say about censorship but I'm only saying stuff so a boundary is drawn, if enough people feel the same then that type of image won't be posted as frequently, it just becomes an unspoken rule.
I'm all for pushing the boundries, but if I think it's a step too far I'll pipe up and say so, nothing about moral superiority, just what I think / feel about something.

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Hellzapoppin, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)

those type of images will be posted every time there's a school holiday

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)

Yup

getting a reaction on the internet is always fun for teens, they learn eventually

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Hellzapoppin, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 12:30, archived)

That makes perfect sense until the 'if you don't agree' bit

which kind of fucks the other bit in the arse.

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my mum, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)

If the general consensus seems to point to something

not being in good taste (as it appears with this post), then it does suggest a line has been crossed somewhere, regardless of there being no rules.

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Smallbrainfield, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)

but is it actually a general consensus, or is it just people following a trend from the first reply?

I've seen some posts on b3ta that have been absolutely fine, but because the first reply was "FAIL", there were plenty of replies following it also saying FAIL :D

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Shada, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)

Bit of both

I'd say. But sometimes more one than the other.

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Hellzapoppin, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)

Yes but what I'm getting at is

that if you say "we can't have that because some of us don't like it" then I and others have every right to call for censorship of anything we don't like. Then the question of "Where is the line" becomes even more important.

I think if you can't realise what is bad taste then it's just a limitation of your brain function. But I also think if you can't discern what is an utter shite piece of photoshopping and decide not to waste a thread with it then you are also a bit dysfunctional or so desperate for peer interaction that any attention will do for you.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)

Even severly autistic people can learn basic social interaction

but they have to be taught.

I think censorship is more an independent body deciding what is and isn't good for the general population (mods have that power)
So we are not demanding censorship, just letting somebody know we don't like it. If they post something good at a later date then I'll likely say I like it. Isn't that a large part of b3ta?

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Hellzapoppin, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)

It's not like I disagree with your sentiment.

More that I'm trying to be devil's advocate. It's just not workable at b3ta. Plus we may have mods but we have no moderation beyond removal of spam and linking large images.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 26 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)

Ah I see what you'd done wrong.

This is a board for funny people.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)

wow, straight to hell

parcel class all the way. And no warm stella!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 12:01, archived)

You sick bastard

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)

fuck off you unfunny cunt

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)

There was an old lady...

A li'l froggy trying to eat a incy wincy fly.

Aha here's the spider - who's after the flies as well.

Here's the bird that ate the spider...

That wriggled and tiggled and tickled inside this cat...

And here's the dog that chewed the cat...

And then this goat came along. You guessed it - the goat devoured the dog. Naughty goat.

This crocodile chomped his way through the goat, the dog, the spider, the cat, the frog, the fly and...

This mouse. Poor mouse didn't stand a chance... Really unpleasant and horrible!

and then this thing came along and ate the whole blimmin' lot. I don't know why... I hope he dies!

(Barney McGroo Please rate, comment and subscribe!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:25, archived)

That is an impressive plethora of redexes.

EDIT: well that's one.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:26, archived)

Empress of who?

(Barney McGroo Please rate, comment and subscribe!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:27, archived)

Good point

but I believe you're not in a position to criticize.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:29, archived)

If I wanted your opinion...

I would tell you it

(Barney McGroo Please rate, comment and subscribe!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:30, archived)

No if you wanted other people's opinions, you'd post redexes on a public forum.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:31, archived)

Where do redexes come from?

(Barney McGroo Please rate, comment and subscribe!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:32, archived)

redexland.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)

Which way is redexland?

Left or right?

(Barney McGroo Please rate, comment and subscribe!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:35, archived)

Back.

YOu may want to uncompo your post though as they're Icons not mini icons.:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:36, archived)

Is this a redex? ***updated***

(Barney McGroo Please rate, comment and subscribe!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:38, archived)

it is, yes.

NORKS!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:41, archived)

Aaaaah!

Are you trying to tell me something?

(Barney McGroo Please rate, comment and subscribe!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:43, archived)

well it would be nice to see the other images.

You may try and upload them again. Worth give b3tards.com a go.

EDIT: FOur. Good start.:)

EDIT EDIT: These are really rather lully:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:44, archived)

That's the last time I try hosting on Picasa :-S

(Barney McGroo Please rate, comment and subscribe!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 11:02, archived)

YEah b3ta or b3tards is the way to go.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 11:08, archived)

195

like the redex icons the best though

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:27, archived)

It can't be Tuesday allready?

What happened to me Sunday and Monday?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:27, archived)

The spider ate them

(Barney McGroo Please rate, comment and subscribe!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:28, archived)

I believe that Sunday always comes to late and Monday is possibly blue.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:30, archived)

WTF?

8¬{

Ning RG!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:53, archived)

Cure lyrics:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)

That is a song about b3ta!

I don't care if Mondays black
Tuesday Wednesday heart attack
Thursday never looking back
It's Friday I'm in love

and -----------------¬

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 11:00, archived)

Thursday, image challenge sucks

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 11:04, archived)

It's Friday I'm in pub.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 11:13, archived)

Don't worry, we're safe

www.isittuesday.com/

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:31, archived)

I heard about wednesday being eaten by a giant slug

after it had eaten loads of lettuces

(Barney McGroo Please rate, comment and subscribe!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:34, archived)

hahaha

a bit of certainty in that chaotic universe

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:40, archived)

Awesome!

Edit: am I the only one who can see these?

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Ttssattsr, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:30, archived)

I think you were...

apart from me

(Barney McGroo Please rate, comment and subscribe!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 11:05, archived)

Oh....kay

morning my lovelies

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:41, archived)

Can someone tell me what a redex is?

it can be our little secret.

(Barney McGroo Please rate, comment and subscribe!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:45, archived)

it's a broken link to an image..

[edit] woo fixed

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:48, archived)

Is that better now?

***pants!***

(Barney McGroo Please rate, comment and subscribe!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:56, archived)

Today is Erik Satie and Chopin.

What've you got planned musically?

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Ttssattsr, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:47, archived)

Haven't got anything planned for today yet

Maybe also some Satie. Nice. And possible Agua de Annique.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:42, archived)

arf

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:47, archived)

Aaaaaawww!

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Ttssattsr, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:47, archived)

now this gets a click

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:59, archived)

I remember when all this were redexes:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)

Cool :)

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Hellzapoppin, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)

Real photo sunday!

"Hur, hur, hur... I get the yolk!"

"Give us the money, bitch! Now take that shell off!"

"You felt lucky heh?"

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:20, archived)

In the second one... is she a Scouser in a Shell Suite?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:22, archived)

hahaha

didn't think of that

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:24, archived)

We're you never told not to play with your food?:P

woo

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:24, archived)

my girlfriend did, actually

but hey, ART needs sacrifices

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:30, archived)

I like the police egg

Was it laid by police chickens?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:42, archived)

policemen hatch from eggs, didn't you know?

I had to infiltrate the local police hatchery to steal this one

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:46, archived)

'ningles all. Just coz.

So what are all the happy b3tards up to today?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:07, archived)

First thing I see when I log on for the night....

...and it made me laugh like a loon.

It's 7pm and I'm scanning photos from my occasionally exciting past. And you?

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:09, archived)

I'm scanning photos from your occasionally exciting past.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:15, archived)

ahoy ghosty! :)

how are?

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:15, archived)

ghostieing like a ghostie.:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:17, archived)

how ghostiful! ^^

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:23, archived)

And here I thought you'd forgotten!

;)

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:15, archived)

The Daily Mail needs to know!:O

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:19, archived)

it's 12:14 pm

and i'm at work. meh

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:15, archived)

Sounds a bit rough.

Are you a night-shifter?

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:16, archived)

no.

i'm a jew...

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:22, archived)

you silly man (edit: by which i mean woo!)

we've just been for a walk in the bluebell woods, and now we're going to visit my baby niece. later there will be barbecue* with some old friends and then a drive to cornwall :D

*not of baby

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spacefish bong!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:20, archived)

I'm scanning photos from your occasionally exciting past.

Also: Needs more Leather.

and -----------------¬

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:20, archived)

HA :D

/logs on
/looks at picture
/doesn't get
/gets but has commited to checking filename
/feels stupid :(

;)
and i'm doing work today - mostly writing a school timetable

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:21, archived)

20 goto 10?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:24, archived)

yep ;)

you cheeky so-and-so

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:24, archived)

hey

does it produce imperial lather?

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:32, archived)

That would be insanity!:O

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:34, archived)

Paging Mr Spang...

You are SO in for it now!

Still, quite teh funny.

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:42, archived)

NOOOOOoooooooo!11!111oneone

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:43, archived)

I am going to an open day at a cider farm. There will be many free samples.

I bloody love cider, and I really love afternoon drinking

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Shlvng, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:53, archived)

Taking a lady friend?

Then she could get some in cider too.

/sorry!

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 11:16, archived)

Jean-Luc Picardigan

Why, do I hear you ask? Well it entered my head last night and I thought it best to get it out of there ASAP.

'Nings and G'bye btw

EDIT: Bindun? 'Pologies!

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Neffer Vossent rues the day, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 8:45, archived)

Ha ha ha!

How silly :D Ning all!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 8:52, archived)

Ning!

Still your bioday where you are?

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 8:58, archived)

It most certainly is,

and shall be for the next 12 hours and 18 minutes :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 9:42, archived)

Wheeee!

Then I must also wish you felicitous salutations on the anniversary of your birth.

Plus I like your work and you make me laugh sometimes out loud.

Hope it has been thoroughly enjoyable so far.

*Antipodean hugs*

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:11, archived)

i presume you want the crappy picture i drew of you.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 26 Apr 2009, 9:04, archived)

I'm not sure.

Does it contain yiff?
Is it fanart?

If you answered yes to either of those questions, then no, I would not like it ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 9:43, archived)

'ning all! and have a compo pea

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:04, archived)

Happy birthday again Sush

Shameless excuse to repost my Waiting for Godot pic

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 9:19, archived)

Ta :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 9:43, archived)

Ha, top expression.

So why aren't you doing the marathon, b3ta?

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zoldergoose, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 9:22, archived)

Cos it's considerably more than 26 miles to run to get there...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 26 Apr 2009, 9:34, archived)

I bet that's not all that entered your head last night

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manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 9:30, archived)

I stuck a pencil in my ear. Is that the kind of thing you're referring to?

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giant_squid, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 9:50, archived)

ha ha, i take your rude picard

and raise you a rude signer

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empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:03, archived)

FIGHT ME!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 7:18, archived)

Repost? Or a bindun at least.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 7:23, archived)

Might have bindun

But I only just made it so it's not a repost.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 7:32, archived)

Looks good.

I can't remember who, but someone did do it too.
More than a year or two ago. Which puts it before
your time now that I think about it.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 7:36, archived)

binduned by zank frappa.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 26 Apr 2009, 7:38, archived)

Was it?

Hurrah!
*smokes in salute*
edit: ALSO
*reposts his garden gnome olde mashed*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 7:39, archived)

actually maybe not:

www.b3ta.com/board/7355208

that's zank's one but I thought there may have been a karate kid one as well.
edit:
www.b3ta.com/board/9185937
there was!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 26 Apr 2009, 7:41, archived)

That's ace too. I missed that.

Someone from the day will remember
and furiously flame, no doubt. HAHA!

edit: BINGO!
edit2: And I see you BLD commented on it too, LOLOLOLOL!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 7:45, archived)

Damn

That's so much better

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 7:57, archived)

haha

all 3 are great, just this one aren't much of original tbh

(Deltikon Your mouth is round for a reson >:], Sun 26 Apr 2009, 15:50, archived)

lol the runs

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 26 Apr 2009, 7:42, archived)

hacks on, hacks off.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 26 Apr 2009, 7:38, archived)

*_* ...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 6:18, archived)

THIS IS WHY THEY LIKE BEATING UP HIPPIES

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 6:19, archived)

PARTYTIEM...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 6:32, archived)

www.threadless.com/profile/708623/Blake_B/blog/441167/Pokemon_With_Human_Faces_51_75

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 6:34, archived)

i like this.

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 6:38, archived)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eABVwgzlss

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 6:46, archived)

Couple are amusing, but I kind of like the fact

that the pokies are mostly not anthropomorphic.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 6:47, archived)

i can honestly say...

...i've never watched a single pokemon episode... but i did see the Southpark episode that made in fun of pokemon hysteria.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 6:52, archived)

I've watched a fair bit of the current DP sequence/series.

I looked at a few of the previous two series, but they were
really rather limited. I have some of the comics too. Mostly
I like the pokémon, and the kid's adventures are just lame.
Some of the fan comics and porn of it are amusing though.
Never got into the CCG, but I love all the gameboy games.

The Southpark episode was right on the money for the first
series. It was really shitty and went nowhere--over and over.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 7:03, archived)

the 1st season of Southpark rules...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 7:12, archived)

That's some messed up shit right there.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 7:18, archived)

I've liked all of the SouthParks so far.

Thin on occasion, but you can hardly expect
it to be 100% on target every episode. It is a
harsh work schedule. First was uniquely ace, yes.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 7:21, archived)

BLAME CANADA!! BLAME CANADA!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 26 Apr 2009, 7:39, archived)

They do, oh boy, do they ever.

Hates us they do. Worse than Mexico in
the right-wingers and soccer-mom's minds.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 7:50, archived)

Even though

we have more soccer moms per capita than they do.
They envy us. It's the soccer mom gap.

(Rogue Sausage, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 8:08, archived)

Hahaha!

You might be quite correct there.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 8:32, archived)

OH NOES!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 6:48, archived)

goodnite, mr.blackhat!...

...see ya (tomorrow?)!!!... :)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 7:17, archived)

CYA! I'll be around, Sheen willing, as usual.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 7:24, archived)

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Microwave, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 4:24, archived)

Glowing green eyes are always a bad sign. The blood red crowbar only makes it worse.

GJM

edit:

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 4:27, archived)

the whole gang is back together

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Microwave, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 5:46, archived)

The south-side will never be the same again.

Or as populous. Any survivors will avoid the place
for a millennium at the very least. Robospiders are
rather long lived I should guess.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 6:03, archived)

Yay, a new thread!

(Bollocks, another redex. Can't see! [but sure it's marvellous anyway])

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 4:36, archived)

Seriously, that's fucking horrible.

Nicely!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 26 Apr 2009, 8:05, archived)

Nightbreed

Decker!

(Wilesyo, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 4:48, archived)

I can tell people all about magical numbers if they want to listen

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 4:48, archived)

*listens*

Go on, then, type. We'll all be fast asleep in 15 minutes' time.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 4:56, archived)

ok so magical numbers, right

6 is pretty special

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 4:58, archived)

wow!

*finally nods off*

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 5:01, archived)

why?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 26 Apr 2009, 5:07, archived)

Maximal packing is six based.

Just a guess as to his reason.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 5:09, archived)

look at it

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 5:13, archived)

o_6

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 5:16, archived)

OH MY GOD IT'S AN UPSIDE DOWN NINE

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 26 Apr 2009, 5:35, archived)

GJM

Actually we just watched Silence Of The Lambs.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 6:00, archived)

Thanks Jeru.

Battenburg Man 2. Darker. Gritier. More Cake.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 1:26, archived)

Aww the exertion was too much for the yellows

WOO!
Edit: Hahaha the marzipan side is vomiting!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 1:30, archived)

I WANT TO SEE SOMETHING YOU THOUGHT OF ON YOUR OWN.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 1:32, archived)

NOT UNTIL I FIND A WAY TO REVERSE WHATEVER IT WAS C# DID TO MY BRAIN.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 1:34, archived)

YOU CAN'T REALLY RECOVER, YOU CAN ONLY TREAT THE SYMPTOMS

www.rolandli.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/fortrancardproj039.agr.jpg
BY FEELING GRATEFUL IT'S NOT THIS

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 26 Apr 2009, 1:38, archived)

I fear that.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 1:42, archived)

I wonder if

there any programs that play a proper tune when used in a pianola.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 1:44, archived)

so you are asking:

given the set of all programs P, and the set of all songs S, is the intersection P ∩ S non-empty?

I think that we can assume that this is true.

Now, define a 'musical pseudo-quine' as a program that prints out the text of the song that can be played to the tune made by its source; can such a program exist?

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 1:56, archived)

POINDEXTER!

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Ttssattsr, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 1:58, archived)

ok so new tv show: poodexter

it's like dexter except he's a poop splatter expert by day and a serial shitter by night

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 2:00, archived)

masterpiece

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Shada, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 2:02, archived)

ok so new tv show: sanddexter

it's like dexter except he's a sand expert by day and a postbox by night

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Ttssattsr, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 2:03, archived)

disasterpiece

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Shada, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 2:03, archived)

he could work in the glass industry

they use a lot of sand

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 2:06, archived)

glassterpiece

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Shada, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 2:06, archived)

GLASS! YOU GENIUS.

There'll be a detective called Clancy Glass.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 2:07, archived)

To make sandcastles

while they wait for the glass to cool.

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 4:15, archived)

I'll get the monkeys,

you get the Archimedes.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 2:02, archived)

public class ReverseBrain : BrainManipultor {

void doIt() {...}

}

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 1:40, archived)

*seg faults*

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 1:42, archived)

Any programming language without line numbers is just wrong in my opinion

I mean, without line numbers, how would you know where you are? Anarchy I tell you. Guesswork at best.

Don't even get me started on subroutines. If I want to go to another piece of a program, I'll damn well goto it (using the line number of course). Returning back to where you came from is for homing pigeons and boomerangs.

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 2:10, archived)

A temp agency once put me up for a job with "00 programming skills."

I went to the interview, the pay on offer was staggeringly good.

"Where's the catch?", I was wondering.

They wanted OO programming skills.

That's true. I'd put a tie on and everything.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 2:28, archived)

00?

I presume they thought that meant twice as unskilled as merely unskilled

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 2:56, archived)

Alas, I was a victim of a highly fanciable clueless temp agency girl.

Happened all too often back in the day.

Literally, she phoned up offering me a job that involved "oh oh programming skills".

Who knew?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 3:22, archived)

I saw a few ads for software like that

in the back of "Computer and Video Games"

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 4:30, archived)

Exactly. As ultimately that's what the machine code is doing.

However, it is fair to use a bit of memory to store a list
of returning destinations... in a stack or the like. Name it,
"GoStack" or even "GoSub", if you wish. Perhaps with some
meta data attached for convenience. You could look at it
in other parts of the code to see what was its objective.
Even copy that, and to attach to new bits of code. [/;-D

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 2:54, archived)

And "LET". What was wrong with that?

a=b? what does that mean? What if a doesn't equal b? Now , "LET a=b", there's some proper manners. Come to that, more languages should have a PLEASE keyword And A THANKYOU would be nice too.

10 GOOD MORNING
20 PLEASE PRINT "Heloo b3ta"
30 PLEASE GOTO 50
50 THANKYOU
60 GOOD DAY

The closest to this level of sophistication so far is LOLCODE with its KTHXBYE command. Unfortunately, it doesn't have line numbers and is therefore shit.

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 3:05, archived)

LOLCode is lots of fun, yes.

Most unstructured Basics will "LET" and you can use
numeric Labels all over, even down to a line's worth.

I like COBOL for the politest form. No assumptions!
If you did not state it exactly, it does not get in the
final code stream, period. Lacks a "Thank you" tho--LOL.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 3:12, archived)

Phwoar.

BASIC good manners.

Most attractive thing on earth!

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 3:24, archived)

die you horrid marzipan wrapped monstrosity.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 26 Apr 2009, 1:32, archived)

Ok right, stop that.

If you have several images to post, either do them all in the same thread or wait a while and do them later.

There's a finite amount of threads on the board (15 I think) and every new one pushes an old one off.

b3ta.com/board/9394453

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..wil, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 1:33, archived)

Ok. Same thread nexttime.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 1:36, archived)

40 minutes between threads

not exactly a boardbreaker

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 1:37, archived)

Just making a point,

we often criticise those we don't know much more than those we do...

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..wil, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 1:40, archived)

Very true.

I really wish people would leave it alone if the person is clearly trying to do the right thing. They'll work it out faster if we're nice, rather than "just trying to help (by being a dick)"

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 1:42, archived)

Quite.

Twenty replies of 'fail' isn't terribly helpful.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 1:48, archived)

my favourite is always "115kb?!!?" *400kb fail reaction image*

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Shada, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 1:50, archived)

I've never understood the mindset that feels that's appropriate

In fact I pointed out the FAQ says that picture should be made as small as possible rather than under the limit. I did this simply by saving a 49.5kb jpg with two colours as a gif, (it became about 5kb).

I truly believe that the point I made was not understood. Even though I explained it with pictures.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 26 Apr 2009, 1:53, archived)

people will have a much better time here if we don't crack hardons for the rules

and focus on being funny and interesting

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 1:59, archived)

BUT I LOVE RULES SO MUCH EEHHHHNNNnnNn

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Shada, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 2:02, archived)

then you make this noise and it's apparent it's all over...

IT'S NOT FAIR WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 26 Apr 2009, 2:03, archived)

I made this for posters like that.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 3:14, archived)

"Explain it with pictures"

is the new "Kill it with hammers".

Maybe.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 4:00, archived)

You're not used to the constructive critisism thing, are you?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 1:53, archived)

"criticism"

/constructive ;)

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Sun 26 Apr 2009, 2:44, archived)

I first read that as

'we often circumcise...'

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 2:10, archived)

it's been ages since the last thread...

Meanwhile is epiphany still around? I wish to enlighten him as to what I think of his excel using attempts.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 26 Apr 2009, 1:41, archived)

Horrific thought:

What if there are no more threads? We may just have to hang out in this one until the end of time, forever scrolling down from a splitting battenburg...

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 2:41, archived)

Seeing as there's posts I made before bedtime last night

that are only half-way down the board, I don't think it's too big a deal...
Not like that prick the other night, whining on about how we had to be funnier.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 26 Apr 2009, 8:11, archived)

haha!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 1:38, archived)

Derek Griffiths & Carol reckon this pic is ace.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 2:16, archived)

It made me think about cakes.

And I can feel their pain.

So have this:

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 3:11, archived)

GONNA DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 3:19, archived)

Ooh, do I sense a late-night 8-bit frenzy coming on?

(*EDIT* despite the Genesis being a 16-bit console etc)

Here's Caber Wulf.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 3:29, archived)

Boogie-oogie

Sea tramp: Well anticipated :)

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 4:00, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 4:02, archived)

Woo! Now we're talkin'.

(Hope I can post a few more before finally passing out...)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 4:05, archived)

Fantastic :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 3:52, archived)

The seperation is always a terrible thing to behold

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Smallbrainfield, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)

Thanks Tribs.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:44, archived)

he's limp wristed and losing

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Shada, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:45, archived)

You can only throw a battenburg with so much force before it disintergrates.

This is 4000mph less than the speed needed for battenburg to become a lethal projectile :(

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:48, archived)

Battyberg?

_{Sorry, that's rather offensive.}

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:49, archived)

But amusing :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:53, archived)

He dies at the end of the movie

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:45, archived)

Its probably a warning to us all.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:48, archived)

"don't let computers control your dreams"

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:50, archived)

"don't let dreams control your computers"

also works.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:54, archived)

One day I hope to see a computer controlled by dreams

it will be all horrible and porny

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:55, archived)

"We'll always be together,

However hard it seems,
We'll always be together,
Together in Electric Dreeemses."

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:57, archived)

until the surrealism of mixed up shit happens

and a 900 foot tall tuba chases after you in a supermarket on fire

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:58, archived)

I don't think I've had that one yet.

I had an ambulance being driven by evil water cooler bottles though. I have no idea how they drove the ambulance or how they were evil but they were. AND I KILLED THEM!

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 1:01, archived)

hahaha

superb

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:45, archived)

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:48, archived)

Hahaha I wondered how long that would take

I'm glad it was you wot did it :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:45, archived)

Some ideas have to be drawn.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:49, archived)

Hahaha!

This caking must - must - be stopped!

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:46, archived)

Battenburg man is the wrong shape for battenburg.

He = failcake

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:46, archived)

B3TA EMERGENCY POLL:

SHOULD BATTENBURG MAN BE MORE LIKE A BATTENBURG? Y/N.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:52, archived)

He should be a douche.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:53, archived)

He should be able to peel off his skin and subdivide into two yellow and two pink battenberg mans.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:53, archived)

Oh fuuuuck that needs doing.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:54, archived)

YES!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:55, archived)

Hell yes.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 1:04, archived)

ABORT

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:54, archived)

ERROR

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:56, archived)

Well I think he should

but I would have made an exception if Battenburg man had a bulgy belly.
*can't resist your bulgy bellied men"

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:55, archived)

"Though over the years my husband will find me less sexually attractive

he will always love my pie."

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:48, archived)

I cant think of a time when I will never be sexually attracted to pie.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:51, archived)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:48, archived)

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:51, archived)

The chimp-baiting bastard!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:55, archived)

ahahaha

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:57, archived)

Hahahahahahaha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 3:55, archived)

One of those anti caking agents is being somewhat ambivalent while his colleague unleases his WEAPON

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:59, archived)

CAKE IS CRIME

Woo.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 1:02, archived)

CAKETHOUGHTCRIME

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 1:27, archived)

Yay!

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..wil, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 1:06, archived)

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