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# more like


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8029651.stm
(themoose, Mon 4 May 2009, 19:34, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 4 May 2009, 19:35, archived)
# have you seen this joke?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 May 2009, 19:35, archived)
# Is it in your pants?
What.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 4 May 2009, 19:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 4 May 2009, 19:36, archived)
# Why does he have breasts?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 May 2009, 19:39, archived)
# I ACTUALLY DON'T KNOW

IT'S TERRIFYING.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 4 May 2009, 19:40, archived)
# NOT FUNY U SIK FUKER MADY RIP GOD BLES U OR ANGLE XXXXX
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 4 May 2009, 19:37, archived)
# You've given up on her then
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Mon 4 May 2009, 19:54, archived)
# i love fresh content!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 4 May 2009, 19:38, archived)
# FRESH!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 May 2009, 19:41, archived)
# w00t
so they found her after all!
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Mon 4 May 2009, 19:44, archived)
# Well done, I am pleased for you. You can see how pleased I am by looking at my face, see, it looks pleased
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 19:45, archived)
# this is the 87th one...
...right?....oh, 89th!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 4 May 2009, 20:25, archived)
# hmm possibly nsfw
farm4.static.flickr.com/3657/3501906730_099ec1b29e.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 4 May 2009, 19:33, archived)
# oh Jamnog
you and your squirrels
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 May 2009, 19:35, archived)
# I havent been verry busy with the squirrels recently
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 4 May 2009, 19:35, archived)
# That doesn't look like porn
A naked arse with shit on it, however probably does.

Of course, as always, in my humble onion.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 4 May 2009, 19:36, archived)
# We all have our own fetishes, I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 4 May 2009, 19:37, archived)
# the tenis ladyman below
made me cautionarlize my posting technique.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 4 May 2009, 19:37, archived)
# Pushy into the plushy !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 4 May 2009, 19:37, archived)
# this makes me come backwards.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 4 May 2009, 19:38, archived)
# Old stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Bentley T. Coon miles and miles of piles, Mon 4 May 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Eating porridge in a hall
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 19:05, archived)
# Just like a cannon ball
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 4 May 2009, 19:12, archived)
# getting sucked off by Bobby Ball
Whilst Tommy Cannon looks on
From a tanning salon
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Shalom.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 4 May 2009, 19:16, archived)
# Shalom
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 19:17, archived)
# Sorry, TJ
Anyone using Firefox 3+, if you click on the b3ta icon next to the address bar and then go to "more information" it tells you how many times you've been here. I am truly shocked at mine.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 4 May 2009, 19:08, archived)
# 8471 for me
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 19:09, archived)
# This week?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 May 2009, 19:09, archived)
# Probably just today :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 19:10, archived)
# Oh that's okay then.
Mine's only 6000 or so.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 4 May 2009, 19:10, archived)
# Lightweight.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 May 2009, 19:11, archived)
# what is yours then or aren't you using FF?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 19:12, archived)
# Double yours and then take 450 or so away.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 May 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Good Grief!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 May 2009, 19:17, archived)
# are you Charlie Brown? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Not like time I checked...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 May 2009, 19:26, archived)
# Snoopy then?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 19:30, archived)
# But then I often open and close it in mutliple tabs because I forget I have it open.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 May 2009, 19:17, archived)
# 8,694 times for me :/
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 May 2009, 19:20, archived)
# ooooh
fanceh
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 4 May 2009, 19:09, archived)
# Have I visited this website before today?
Yes, 124 times

I don't think it works if you clear cache, cookies and history everytime you close FF :/
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 4 May 2009, 19:10, archived)
# why might you do all that Mr Dixon?
;D

edit: oh yes - website development as you said down there
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 May 2009, 19:19, archived)
# :O
726 times :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 May 2009, 19:10, archived)
# Have I visited this website before today? No.
:)
I clear my cache all the time because I develop websites on a local server.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 May 2009, 19:13, archived)
# I clear mine, too.
For a similar reason :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 4 May 2009, 19:14, archived)
# Yes
This too is my reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 4 May 2009, 19:15, archived)
# ffs guys
find your own fucking excuse
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 May 2009, 19:19, archived)
# I have a site to maintain too mofagha >:[
oops how did that "g" get in there?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 4 May 2009, 19:33, archived)
# That your excuse is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 May 2009, 19:14, archived)
# Yeah,
someone already used "doing research for an article".
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 May 2009, 19:16, archived)
#
develop websites on a local server. visit shedloads of filthy porn sites and I don't want the missus to find out ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 May 2009, 19:15, archived)
# We've been married a while...
I'd probably just get a patronizing pat on the head.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 May 2009, 19:18, archived)
# She doesn't spit in your hair? Man, you're lucky.
I'm not even sure if it was spit.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 4 May 2009, 19:21, archived)
# No. Who the hell keeps private data?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 4 May 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Little Johnny Datakeeper
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 May 2009, 19:20, archived)
# That kid is a douche.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 4 May 2009, 19:20, archived)
# SRSLY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 May 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Have I visited this website before today?
No. Well of course I have but I'm also very serious about tracking personal data and as such every time I visit any site any browser I have considers it the first time ( but still uses the image cache ).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 4 May 2009, 19:35, archived)
# mines wrong
says ive only visited 109 times?
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Mon 4 May 2009, 19:40, archived)
# b-b-b-but I AM Daryl Hall!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 May 2009, 19:21, archived)
# I can't believe I used to find this arousing...


(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 4 May 2009, 19:03, archived)
# erm
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 4 May 2009, 19:03, archived)
# Oh lord....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 May 2009, 19:04, archived)
# A tad nsfw there old chap
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 4 May 2009, 19:04, archived)
# no this is NSFW

(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Mon 4 May 2009, 20:25, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Her balls are showing
All 3 of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 4 May 2009, 19:04, archived)
# The horror
The hooorooor.

Unless you are into that kind of thing...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 4 May 2009, 19:05, archived)
# Balls or Shit?

Woo but euew!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 May 2009, 19:05, archived)
# Balls or shit?
Blimey, you'd make a crap gayer.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 4 May 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Hobson's choice really.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 4 May 2009, 19:19, archived)
# I'll take that as a compliment.
Although I got "eyed up" by one the other night....*




* in a gay bar too!!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 May 2009, 19:24, archived)
# hahah
and of course, ewww!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 May 2009, 19:19, archived)
# inspireing
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 4 May 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Nice ass.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 4 May 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Are we all having a jolly bank holiday?
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:33, archived)
# hull please
ticket for two?
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:35, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:35, archived)
# Rage against the barbecue?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 May 2009, 18:37, archived)
# They are probably Canadian, so they will be making Smores
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:39, archived)
# NO. BLOG TIME.
Newspapers getting delivered to uni today so I had to be there at 9am. Left my house at 8, got the bus stop at 8:15. First bus of the day not till 9.

Eventually get there and the papers aren't there with an angry white van driver waiting for me. Initial relief. Then they still aren't there an hour later. An hour after that. Eventually at 2pm I phone the printer. "Oh, no, we don't delivery on Bank Holidays". I HAVE AN EMAIL HERE THAT SAYS YOU DO.

So essentially a wasted morning, thanks for asking.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Based on the email send them a bill for 5 hours at time and a half.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:42, archived)
# They've got me there, as a mere student I do this for love, experience and to pass the time
And 1.5 times that isn't much.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:43, archived)
# If he says Uni, that might imply a student...
What's 1 and a half times bugger all?
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:43, archived)
# not for sure...
after all, i work for a univesity, and i earn a perfectly acceptable wage. :D
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:53, archived)
# True
Which is why I qualified. But I thought that involvement with a newspaper was likely to tip the balance.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:56, archived)
# This ladys not for burning!
(Peter_G, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:47, archived)
# Oh yes she is....
/panto blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:51, archived)
# oh no she isn't
(Peter_G, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:52, archived)
# Get In!
Perfect response, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:54, archived)
# id say as soon as he set himself on fire he thought
"oh fuck this hurts,maybe i shouldnt have done this" but didnt want to look stupid by wimping out
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:54, archived)
# WAKE UP SHEEPLE AND MSPAINT SOME ANIMALS MERGED TOGETHER

No seamhorses plz. All entries must be drawn OR THOU SHALT INCUR MY MANY WRATHS.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:29, archived)
# But this will be half way down the board by the time anyone has done anything
No?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:33, archived)
# Not if it's drawn FAST. >:[
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:33, archived)
# here's hoping
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:34, archived)
# Aw, I just got my first gaz from catnipppp
I feel like part of the gang.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:35, archived)
# was it a declaration of his love for you <3
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:35, archived)
# It was definitely the implicit theme of the text, even if he didn't say anything along those lines.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:39, archived)
# You bastard, you utter bastards, sucking up to those Romas I bet
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:35, archived)
# do tell :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:46, archived)
# Hehe, he just asked permission to use the Sheeple Magazine idea.
He's not trying to recruit me or asking me to kill one of you or anything interesting like that.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:48, archived)
# :'[
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:36, archived)
# Joke dude
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:37, archived)
# I know :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:38, archived)
# hehe
I love pixel art
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:33, archived)
# :D! Here is me IN THE FUTURE.

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:35, archived)
# Baron ClanSoul
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:39, archived)
# what the hell is that it's some kind of thing with a thing on it and there's things happening to it
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:35, archived)
# It's a dog with tensticles and a hooves.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:35, archived)
# A Bear-Thnake by Dixon, Aged 38 1/2


Done on laptop touchpad, in the bath, which is frankly like trying to draw with an etch-a-sketch and a head dobber
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Haha YES.
I would buy one of those for a dollar.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:40, archived)
# get out of there you're going to prune up
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:41, archived)
# DON'T DO IT, DIXON, YOU'VE GOT SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:43, archived)
# By the way, I liked your drawing :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:46, archived)
# Cheers :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:48, archived)
#
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:39, archived)
# Compo it
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:44, archived)
# Beware
Else I will post all my daughter's pokemon hybrid pictures. Then you'll be sorry.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:42, archived)
# FUCK YEAH.
I love Pokémon
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:43, archived)
# Well OK then.
She has been asking to post some pictures up. I've told here they're not really a b3ta thing but I'll get her to put a bunch together and put them up in a post.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:46, archived)
# Ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:48, archived)
# An Owltopus
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:46, archived)
# Haha that is ace
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:47, archived)
# 7 Shape ... It's been a while ...


7-Shape Vector Tom Waits (T-shirt Available)
-
If you want to be immortalised in this same way and be part of my project,
then just go to this page here. It tells you about the project and how you
can send me a picture and be vectored. Also you can suggest famous
people that you might want to see.
-
View All My 7-Shape Faces Famous & B3tan
-
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:18, archived)
# Whoa, I was wondering what had happened to you
Good stuff as always.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:19, archived)
# just had a little ....
brakey-poos innit
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:21, archived)
# Happy Star Wars Day: May the Fourth be with you!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Nice
He looks very evil
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Nice :)
I might have to send you a pic of me
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:22, archived)
# DOS d:\ Chav
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:32, archived)
# OH WOAH HOW DID YOU GET THAT BACKWARDS b!?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:33, archived)
# I'll let you in on a secret...
Type a p then turn your head all the way upside down!
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:36, archived)
# HAHA OH WOW
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 4 May 2009, 19:03, archived)
# hahaha, I like that
t-shirt it now
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:33, archived)
# I managed to screw up some of the hat.
But I closed everything now so can't be arsed to fix.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:35, archived)
# where is this?
looks bit like Reading / any town
(I helped save b3ta! superspang holding in his turd since, Mon 4 May 2009, 19:09, archived)
# Borough High St Apparently.
Though I just googled for English high street and picked the most likely.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Mon 4 May 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Nice :D
I like very much
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:30, archived)
# top hole, as always
i'd very much like it if you could revise my vector in a few months, being that i look totally different now.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:36, archived)
# Tgat's a point actually, how's your new penis working out?
Everything in working order I hope :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:37, archived)
# bigger than yours, matey!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:44, archived)
# Brilliant!
Good to have you back sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:42, archived)
# Frikken awesome work
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 4 May 2009, 19:05, archived)
# Dear God! How old is that woman?!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:02, archived)
# She looks so at home there :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:03, archived)
#
looks seams

;)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:04, archived)
# c:\maggy\nazi.exe
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:06, archived)
# still would
(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 4 May 2009, 19:36, archived)
# hahah
and she looks like his mum there
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:04, archived)
# licking her fingers and smoothing down his parting...

"There you go Dear, you look lovely"
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:11, archived)
# hahahahahah
"muuuuuuuuum, not in front of the boys"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:12, archived)
# "oh hush.. now look Dear, that Ava is no good for you... she's a hussy and her Mum's no better...
...always down the legion of a Friday night making a right show of herself."
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:15, archived)
# Haha. Calling Thatcher a Nazi
Why has no one thought of this before?
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:04, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:05, archived)
# pffttttttt
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:06, archived)
# My 7 year old daughter just made a CD for her residential trip:
Johnny Cash - A boy named Sue
The Bees - Chicken Payback
Jet - Are you gonna be my girl
POTUSOA - Peaches
Hayseed Dizie - Centrefold
OCMS - Big Time in the Jungle
Wurzels - Combine Harvester
Money Mark - Hand in your Head
Alitha & Donna - Up Town Top Ranking
Grace Jones - Pull Up To The Bumper
Dolly Parton - Jolene
The Chiffons - He's so fine
Castaways - Liar
Van Morrison - Baby Please Don't Go
David Bowie - Moonage Daydream
Led Zeppelin - Black Dog
Creedence Clearwater Revival - Green River
Creedence Clearwater Revival - Proud Mary
Creedence Clearwater Revival - Bad Moon Rising
The Cure - Just Like Heaven
The Cure - Close to Me
The Eagles - Hollywood Waltz
Arrogant Worms - History is Made of Stupid People

She is upset because she cannot find a copy of BareNaked Ladies - One Week.

Where on earth did she get this from? I hate The Cure.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:07, archived)
# i'm impressed with her choice of Jolene
so mature for one so young
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:09, archived)
# The baby sings Jolene and has been since she was about 16 months old.
Helped along by two sisters, I suspect.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:14, archived)
# that's very young to be singing that song
have you checked her out for a rogue welsh gene?
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:27, archived)
# all that's missing is 'The Devil went down to Georgia'
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:09, archived)
# She does love that track.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:12, archived)
# my 8yr old girl does a wicked jig at the chorus
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:13, archived)
# its one of my favourites too
along with the Grace jones one and Moonage Daydream.....I won't tell you how I turned out, you'd only worry
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:14, archived)
# turned out to be a confectionary thief
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:16, archived)
# that's the positive side
:)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:24, archived)
# Can't beat a bit of Wurzels.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:09, archived)
# You can if it brings pain with it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:12, archived)
# where's the tat pic you big jet setter?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:12, archived)
# It's down there V
b3ta.com/board/9418782
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:13, archived)
# oh, good show!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:18, archived)
# nice work
I'm still thinking about what tattoo I want
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:19, archived)
# and where dose one what this so hard?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:21, archived)
# Top of my left arm
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Ooh you editing bugger :)
Top place - that's where my new one is (as you can see)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:27, archived)
# I'm so sleepy, so my typing is all over the place
I know what I want, it is just how they are placed that I need to sort out
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:28, archived)
# Jet? Jet? O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:11, archived)
# First link is good - she has burned it now though
and she takes so bloody long that I do not know that I can bear it!

I have the BNL albums at work.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:16, archived)
# By which I meant
Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:16, archived)
# No problem :D
She needs more Cut Here by The Cure though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:50, archived)
# The video for ChickenPayback is great :)
but she should be listening to Disintegration for the Cure at that age ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Ha
I do love the inevitable Hitler-esque shot whenever anyone is photographed waving to crowds.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Who is a leader with as loyal and vast a following as Hitler had?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:06, archived)
# Britney Spears?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:08, archived)
# obama
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:14, archived)
# you really only joined in '07?
your username seems like it's been around for a long time
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Like a bad smell.
Yep, summer 2007 I joined.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:12, archived)
# hahahaha!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 May 2009, 18:06, archived)
# were you alive back then too Grandad?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:10, archived)
# I remember Maggie..Hang on, you're around my age aren't you?
Cheeky feck!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 May 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Thatcher, Thatcher, The milk snatcher!!
I was around to actually be affected by that.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:19, archived)
# I used to be milk monitor
and she stole my job!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:21, archived)
# hahaha
the cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Miner or steelworker?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 May 2009, 18:27, archived)
# My birthday's in August
So I got milk for a year longer than everyone else (apart from a couple of other August birthdayers) in my year. I never did quite figure out the logic behind that.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Mon 4 May 2009, 20:33, archived)
# 'shopped pictures only
etc etc etc

Lovely stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:08, archived)
# :) thanks!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:20, archived)
[challenge entry] This week featuring our guest publication...


Seems I've gone full circle from one of my first b3ta images...
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
To the pic, and the circular b3ta career :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:01, archived)
# I suppose I should retire now.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:03, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Haven't they split up
Not that I read that sort of magazine

Damn my secrets out
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:02, archived)
# You are on a round about, are you in Swindon?
Nicely shopped
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Has anyone actually done the Image Challenge subject yet?
"Just who IS ruling the world, and what do they plan to do with it?"
or have all the entries just been "Shop David Icke"?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:04, archived)
# My favourite conspiracy theory of all time
has to be that Paul McCartneys dead and has been replaced with a lookalike. I think its amazing
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:06, archived)
# I think Joe Scaramanga has come closest
The image challenge restrictions always seem to be pretty flexible though, especially this late in the week.

Edit: and when even Pasa isn't following it exactly...
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:07, archived)
# I am doing a poster for a village "do" So here is the bear from it
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:38, archived)
# :D
He is very cheery :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Nice bear, but I think a viking would attract the locals better.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:40, archived)
# And a ninja.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Ninja Steve and Viking Peter.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:41, archived)
# They arrive in the Steps Buggy
You can book it here.
www.nicepeopleproductions.com/buggy.htm
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:42, archived)
# now that's effective use of lens flare!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Woah a sparkly background. These guys are the real deal.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Ian Watkins (nickname H) has blonde hair, blue eyes and has the star sign of Taurus.
He's 5ft 8in and was born on 8th May 1976. He say's he's not shy, caring, happy, fund and likes eating and swimming.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Caring, happy, fund and likes eating and swimming.
All those things, you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:47, archived)
# He say's
he's not shy, caring, happy, fund. So none of those things.

I mean the rest I can look past, but why wouldn't he at least make some effort to be fund?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:50, archived)
# My opinion on him has gone way down.
This one time I fund but it turns out I actually didn't!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:53, archived)
# The most embarrassing thing H has done? A teddy knocked him on the head whilst on a TV show in Holland and he fell over!
D'oh!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:48, archived)
#
A teddy knocked him on the head whilst on a TV show in Holland and he fell over!

being in Steps.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Pfffft!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 May 2009, 18:00, archived)
# somebody
should make a 'which steps are you'-quiz from that..
(hobbledehoy don't make me laugh..bitterly, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:05, archived)
# don't forget Cowboy Arnold
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:43, archived)
# I read that and all I get is Steve Penk
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:46, archived)
# And a robot
A frikin' robot yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Robot Alan.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Bender would work
Hey meatsacks, come to the event. Or not, I don't care either way *belches fire*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:44, archived)
# it would attract me, i love vikings
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Vikings are very nutritious.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Can't really get the angle on how I would combine Vikings
with a Teddy Bears Picnic :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Viking Teddy Bear Picnic.
I can't do all the hard work, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:43, archived)
# ha ha you silly :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:43, archived)
# C:
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:45, archived)
# cd d:
d:\
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Is that a burberry cap on that smiley?
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:57, archived)
# it is old skool, man
It is dos
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:01, archived)
# It is dos bomb, man!
Wikkid innit?
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Start up your own competing Viking Picnic
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Just tell them they will see some eagles
and then do the blood eagle on them :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:45, archived)
# the link is quite obviously pies

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Ha ha
I especially love the second one in, who thinks that on reflection this might not be a good idea
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:02, archived)
# glad someone spotted that
:)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:06, archived)
# Blood Eagle :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Nice one Rev.. oh nice one Chutney :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:40, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Hai bear
: D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:41, archived)
# that's one pointy bear
FOODS TIEM! 'bye all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:42, archived)
# happy nyom nosh
*gosh that sounded rude*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:43, archived)
# he looks like if you put him on a chair someone would sit on him and it would hurt
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:42, archived)
# The bear of impalement!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Vikings impaled stuff, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:45, archived)
# village "do"s need more hell's angels to liven 'em up...:D:D
lully bear:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:44, archived)
# We have grannies
They may or may not be hell associated
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:45, archived)
# grannies bake CAKES!!
......i'm comin'..:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:53, archived)
# yay :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:44, archived)
# yay


Click for bigger (52 kb)


(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:48, archived)
# ha ha. The new (couldn't) care bear :D
woo
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Nice one Chutney... oh nice one Rev :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Mini-Ursus!
He's lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:49, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
But this is not a dinosuar :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:51, archived)
# crapsticks
I am on Dino's now (or as soon as I have checked the pork is not burning and started the spuds)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Haha! No worries, I am off to the library again shortly to see if I can actually get a pc there as I do no work at home :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Marvelous cone bear


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 May 2009, 17:56, archived)
# ^
the fete should be a roaring success based on this bear alone
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:28, archived)
# poor lad
someone replaced his bayonet with text.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Uh huh.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Oh lord!
Cock and spong!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Now in 2D!

big.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Sexahhh!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:26, archived)
# I say!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:29, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:27, archived)
# A man of taste and quality...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:31, archived)
# YES
I fucking here for this one.

WOO YAY that's sex on a gif!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:27, archived)
# \o/
Prof!!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:02, archived)
# I saw Coraline this morning in 3d
not impressed, bu the adaptation or the 3d ness.
Hat off to the animators, but it wasn't a patch on Nightmare as a whole.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:27, archived)
# I keep seeing posters for that filum,
but it does have a 'generic cgi' look about it. But that's from the poster....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:28, archived)
# its not cg, its stop motion
(well most of it)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:29, archived)
# DIfficult to tell that from the poster, in fairness.
But ta for the tip.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:30, archived)
# It does have a CGI look to it, even though I know it is stop frame
Will have to go and see it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:30, archived)
# i assumed it was stop motion
like ye olden days
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:30, archived)
# It is stop motion, it looks like they have cleaned it up and made it look super smooth
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:33, archived)
# its not that smooth
and the 3d processing makes a lot of it look fuzzy and even more jittery
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:36, archived)
# mmm, so is it worth seeing in 3d then?
It looks smoother then your normal stop motion
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:38, archived)
# it's not as smooth as Nightmare if you ask me
couldn't advise either way really
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:39, archived)
# ok, I doubt I will end up seeing it anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:44, archived)
# I went to see Nightmare in 3D a few years back
in Leicester Square. It looked stunnning!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:40, archived)
# As it was written Neil Gaiman I will probably watch it
but I don't hold out huge hopes
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:29, archived)
# The fact that it is written by Neil Gaiman could be its only saving grace
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:31, archived)
# if you're a Gaiman fanboy you'll probably hate it
because its a much longer story with extra characters and big fancy setpieces.
Its a good example of animation skills, but the story was just a bit "meh" and 3d glasses just emphasised a bit of steam or the depth of a table - gimmicky and in no way a part of the story.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Is that 3D as in with 3D glasses,
or just rendered in 3D?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:29, archived)
# 3d glasses
and its stop motion not rendered
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Hmm.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:31, archived)
# sounds great
this utube stop motion hurts my head thinking of the number of frames required
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Stop Spamming your Website on Youtube
She has big tits and loves to blow cock - 1HENTAIPORNTUBE(.)COM
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:08, archived)
# haha
hadn't read the comments til you posted that
Monica Sweethard falls in love - SEX96TUBE(.)COM
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:27, archived)
# That is awesome, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:27, archived)
# sexy boom
It also look like some kind of government graph
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Badger Worrying, The Coulsden Report, 2007
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Badger have a lot to be worried about
I've run out of Berkwell ewe cheese :(
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:34, archived)
# You evidently didn't buy enough.
Let that be a lesson to you.

One cannot buy 'Too Much Cheese'. Simply can't be done.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:40, archived)
# I only got 100g of each as tasters
Now I know I like, I will by more
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:42, archived)
# New Depeche Mode album cover?
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 May 2009, 17:27, archived)
# I like that cover.
Nice design.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Colour cock go booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom
woo
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Don't make me have to send you to your room.
I've warned you about this before.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:29, archived)
# *Takes lighter away from the fuse of colour cock*
oooookaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:30, archived)
# That's better.
You may take up to 3 Terry's All Gold as a treat.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:32, archived)
# The perplexity of the big bang theory is now in livid colour !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Not in "Slightly angry" colour, then?

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 May 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Well . . . in the beginning . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Eeek!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:47, archived)
# oh, my!
kerplunk with acupuncture needles!
this is comprised entirely of win.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:34, archived)
# hmm!
with a bit of creative placement and cutting you could make some nice desktop backgrounds out of this stuff

maybe not so rainbow coloured, though. can you do something with a single colour with lots of different shades?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:30, archived)
# I can have a tinker with the code,
and see what that looks like.
Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:33, archived)
# That's beautiful! Still using ContextFree for these?
I've been playing around with CF the last couple days. I think I'm slowly getting to grips with it now.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:38, archived)
# This one is Nodebox, which is mighty similar.
CF, once you start messing with it, can be enormous fun.

I've not been tracking back too much today, that one you posted earlier is lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:43, archived)
# beauty
all me favourite colours in one 'splosion:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Most kind, ta
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:44, archived)
# oooh
looks like the unicorn flu virus to me
woo
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Flu virus?
What is this madness?

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Posting early
On Wednesday I'll be coming down a mountain in the rain*


*sing along!
Edit: Checked lyrics, corrected

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:19, archived)
# pfffft, very true :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:20, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:21, archived)
# alreet sexy arse?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 4 May 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Aye
Nebad
Yersen?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:28, archived)
# nay bad, nay bad
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 4 May 2009, 17:29, archived)
# perky fucker!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Had to google the lyrics
but yes, to quote the Earl of Otterby, "pfffft, very true".
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Am I missing something?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 May 2009, 17:22, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Apparently it's a James Blunt song.
Also Hello Dixy, hows you these days?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 May 2009, 17:24, archived)
# James Whonow?
not too bad ta - got back from America a few days ago and have new tattoo \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:26, archived)
# I decided the other day I want a tattoo.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 May 2009, 17:28, archived)
# I suppose if you have to have a mid-life crisis that's cheaper than a motorbike
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Had that last week!!!!
Trufax!

Crisis not the bike!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 May 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Tru, dat.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:35, archived)
# pics or gtfo
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:29, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Hot off the press
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/tatt1sml.jpg
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/tatt2sml.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:34, archived)
# very nice!
i may get another one this summer. i want a blue-ringed octopus on my ankle and a biohazard sign just above my left buttock.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Thanks :)
You talking about tattoos here, or just general objects you want laid upon your body?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:41, archived)
# tattoos
even i'm not crazy enough to want an actual blue-ringed octopus on me, them's deadly. i won't get more than that, though, four is enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Asterixs, ain't it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:24, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9418253
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:25, archived)
# oh, now I'm more confused
The idea of the draw off is people draw stuff, not just post TOAP images.

Still don't get the James Blunt song reference
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Earlier on you said you could do other things if you couldn't draw
People don't like his singing
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:30, archived)
# It's a draw off
a chance for people to draw stuff that isn't just more of the same B3ta toap, kitten shopping or cocks. If you want to draw on paper or digitally in Photoshop/Painter/PSP/Artrage/etc I don't mind, but it kind of is the point to draw.

You don't have to join in if you can't or don't want to, its only one thread, another will follow straight after.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:36, archived)
# I do, that's the thing
But my drawing is pish. Well I'll be soaked
and exhausted at 3 on Wednesday anyway.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Cobbler
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:24, archived)
# hahaha
Also, they are gay
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Haha
I'd never considered that before, bit like Bert and Ernie

They're not though, they just aren't very good with the ladies :-p
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 4 May 2009, 19:07, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Hummmmmmmmm 'n a hummmmn 'n a hummmmmmm . . .
♪ ♫ ♪
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:24, archived)
# my mate's dad had his life saved by whats-his-name in bosnia.
apparently he spotted a sniper in the distance and drove his tank in front of the artillery position to block the snipers sight.
funny old world, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Your mate's Dad fought with Asterix?
Awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:32, archived)
# I kind of like his songs
There I said it!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 4 May 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Philistine!
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:25, archived)
# *penny drops*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Something about James Blunt?
I'm gonna have to play the ris card
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:26, archived)
# De-RIS :
The chap with the foppish hair is Cacofonix the Bard from the popular Asterix books. His running gag is that he sings very, very badly (or, indeed, in styles more akin to the 20th/21st century) and gets beaten up, tied up and gagged or otherwise silenced by those around him.
The lyrics are those of James Blunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:32, archived)
# But if he sings badly anyway, it shouldn't matter whose song he is singing....
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 May 2009, 17:34, archived)
# But James Blunt
makes great songs. I'm confused.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Photo Op
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Rare film in those days . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Goodness!
The Fox Talbot 'Head Recycling Device'!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:11, archived)
# And no need for a negative !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:14, archived)
# It's all positive!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 May 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Correct !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:17, archived)
# camera stand? hatstand? YOU decide!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Stand by your stand . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:14, archived)
# give it two arms to cling to
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:16, archived)
# And hang on . . . tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:18, archived)
# *clings like shit to a blanket*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:18, archived)
# I just love the gripping details !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:21, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:21, archived)
# hahaha
got stuck loading....then i lolled:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Got loaded getting stuck . . . you know those old cameras . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:15, archived)
# hehehehe
I hate it when that happens :)

Just watching a nice aerial fight between a Red Kite and some Crows
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:13, archived)
# But it feels so . . . gooooooooooooooooood !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Red Kite eh?
We just get Crow V Buzzard bouts.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 May 2009, 17:37, archived)
# I want to make a camera
this just makes me want to do it more.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:15, archived)
# The more you do it . . . the better it feels !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:16, archived)
# here's to the hole that never heals
the more you rub it, the better it feels
not all the soap and water in hell
can wash away that fishy smell
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:18, archived)
# It all makes scents to smee !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:20, archived)
# pfff!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Hahaha!
EUEW
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 May 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Ah, another variant.
Here's to the cut that never heals,
the longer you stroke it the softer it feels.
You can wash it with soap, you can wash it with soda.
Nothing removes that Billingsgate odour.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 May 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Hahaha
Ultra Gilliamesque - wtf just happened to the posting box?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:16, archived)
# The box is Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:17, archived)
[challenge entry] What's that you say mr.lizard - catnipppp's not really david dees?
*wishes i had this naff kitsch lolitical 80's style photomontage
thingy masquerading as art ready this time yesterday :D

(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:45, archived)
# CHEMTRAILZ IN MY UNDY'S!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 4 May 2009, 16:46, archived)
# I'm eating chemtrails for dinner tonight
along with a pint of badger spunk
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Even Beck likes them
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeiFVfyiSiw
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Owww. I forgot about the compo (due to Hollidaycrap) but this compo really sux
10 pages of compo looks like a big fat fail
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 4 May 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Forget about it
It's not compulsory to enter in the compo. In fact, I'd rather not if I don't have a perfect idea.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:58, archived)
# For perfect, please read: mediocre
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:00, archived)
# are you saying you're prefect?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Like Ford?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:42, archived)
# you mean a compo which hasn't been bulked up with reposts?
sounds like big fat win
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# This compo has been excellent
because apart from a few tinfoil hat reposts and the usual " fuck all to do with the challenge but I'm so important I'll be posting it anyway" entries almost everything has required a bit of thought and effort. For me I've seen some of the funniest challenge entries for a very long time.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:21, archived)
# poached or fried?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:55, archived)
# You cook yours?
Pussy.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:57, archived)
# it's the only way to stop parasitic baby lizards
growing in your gut :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Oh shit
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:00, archived)
# that cake looks tasty
tell the lizard, cake is more tasty than ears.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:47, archived)
# I normally would be upset about the amount of stick a B3ta user is getting
But Catnipp is such a nasty (hypocritical) piece of work I really am quite enjoying this..
I love his stance on mobile phones...Evil brain tumour causing things they are...


But not evil enough to stop him doing the entire artwork for a mobile ringtone site www.mutones.co.uk/html/mutone.php?id=167 Yep that's all his artwork...


.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:49, archived)
# hahahaaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 4 May 2009, 16:53, archived)
# I wish MY eyes were different colours
lucky sods
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:53, archived)
#
*pokes with a stick

they are now
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:55, archived)
# I meant different to each other
*bleeds from empty eye sockets*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:57, archived)
# eh, you what now?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:54, archived)
# MOBILE PHONES ARE TURNING AMERICA'S CHILDREN, WHO ARE THE FUTURE, INTO BRAINDEAD CORPORATE TUMOUR SLAVES
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:54, archived)
# they're our greatest natural resource
... aside from oil
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:55, archived)
# what he doesn't tell you
is that the tumours give you a better reception
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:56, archived)
# The tumours make you hear things
so you don't even need the phone.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Hahahaha
what a wanker
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:04, archived)
# The thing that annoys me most about this issue.
IS that his mutones are ages old. Most of b3ta has already seen them when we found out he had sold his soul yet he posts at least one of them a week for no other reason than as a vehicle for whatever bullshit conspiracy bollocks he wants to link at youtube.

And then he says "It's all about my wacky art man".

Hypocritical, narcissistic, delusional, paranoid tosser.

Believing that the world is out to do you wrong does not make you any more important in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 4 May 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Magic Jewish cake :)
Is this compo still going
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:50, archived)
# It's been made permanent.
Mwahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Oh shit no :(
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:04, archived)
# also
they're closing /board and we all have to move to /talk
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:08, archived)
# I don't need any more bad news, I've eat all my Berkwell cheese :(
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
# all the mammals are dead
no more cheese!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE OUT OF PEOPLE!
i fucking love that film
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:17, archived)
# I bet he has a whale of a time
I think we should all be crazy. The world would be better for it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 May 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Only if we could be (good) type crazy
He's nasty type crazy
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:52, archived)
# yeh but think how much fun he has
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 May 2009, 16:52, archived)
# it's probably directly proportionate to the amount of money he has
if he were more broke but equally ... touched in the head he would be less happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:57, archived)
# hey Chutney Wizard
what can one do with radishes?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 May 2009, 16:55, archived)
# dip them in mayonnaise
and eat them. they're nyom.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:00, archived)
# or this^
I once made the most mad, strong onion radish and bean salad it was lully but made me smell :(
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:08, archived)
# that sounds nice
except for the beans. have you tried grated carrot with lime juice and black pepper? a simple yet delicious accompaniment to fish.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Sounds odd but good
The wierdest thing I have roasted carrot in was olive oil and orange juice!!! (It works really well try it)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:13, archived)
# i shall try it.
parsnip crisps are good, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:15, archived)
# They are really nice in stirfrys!
And you can roast them with little onions and peppers and such like for whole tray of roasted nyom :D
(see gaz thing)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Is this a food idea request thread?
I have a fillet of seabass for tea and I haven't decided what to have with it.
I'm thinking of making some salsa verde but I'm not sure beyond that.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:07, archived)
# stuff it
with thin slices of ginger, garlic, chilli and lemon grass. steam it, then serve with oyster sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:09, archived)
# I may do something like this.
I'm trying to grow some lemongrass at the moment. It's happily growing but shows no sign of growing extra stems for me to eat yet.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:17, archived)
# i'm growing onions and radishes
couldn't be arsed mulching the rest of my tubs this year, so not much veg on the go.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:20, archived)
# I haven't got much space so it's mostly herbs.
Going for runner beans, pak choi and tomatoes though.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:22, archived)
# i've got a communal garden
it's huge, but the drainage is shocking and my neighbours let their dogs run riot in it, hence the tubs.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:25, archived)
# I have used seabass in (Malachi? sp) currys before
it was virry good
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:09, archived)
# I made a curry feast on friday.
I might have the fish with some celeriac and potato mash.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# feta walnut and mint
make a nice pesto like consistency, place on the seabass, grill it. Eat it with Mangetout and creamy mash
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:14, archived)
# I'll compromise and use some mint in a salsa verde.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:19, archived)
# agreed
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:24, archived)
# I like veg
but I cannot abide the taste of celeriac for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:14, archived)
# I don't like it much on its own,
but it's fantastic mashed roughly 50-50 with potato.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:15, archived)
# it is hard to make it taste
right... it always seems wan to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:16, archived)
# walnut and mint
that's all I'm saying.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
# That's your answer to everything
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:13, archived)
# and it's correct 57% of the time
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:14, archived)
# yeah - you are associated with the booze industry
crazy is a big market for you guys - I'm calling conflict of interests on this post

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:52, archived)
# shhh!
now drink your 'medicine'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 May 2009, 16:53, archived)
# he's been drinking in harrigan's bar down the street
*steals sponges*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:52, archived)
# NnNN N nNNnNN NnNNnn
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Hahaha yeah and Sweater Boy is going
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggghhghghghghghgh through his teeth
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:56, archived)
# his nan must fucking hate him
to give him that jumper for christmas
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:55, archived)
# I'm pretty sure he's totally into it.
I reckon he's thinking how hot he looks.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:57, archived)
# yeah
he's got a face even a paedo wouldn't love
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:00, archived)
# that is quiet some jumper
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:06, archived)
# splendid stuff
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:56, archived)
# What's paul mcartney doing singing happy day to him?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:04, archived)
# haha
source
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:14, archived)
# not sure
(I helped save b3ta! b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:29, archived)
# He does not look very sure either
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:31, archived)
# you weren't sure last night either :(
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:31, archived)
#
couldn't get my hosting sorted last night. it's ok now though. thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:33, archived)
# this is a very sexy bit of thread
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:35, archived)
# I'm hoping they get back together despite everything.
I'll just have to wait till the next episode I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:37, archived)
# The End..... ?
*drum solos*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:38, archived)
# hahaha
*eagerly waits for next episode*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:42, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:38, archived)
# are you any more sure
than you were when you posted this yesterday?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:32, archived)
# ...
... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:33, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9418539
(I helped save b3ta! b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:33, archived)
# I think my tea tank is full
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:35, archived)
# CONGRATULATIONS
now you get to drink coffee...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Not in the mood for coffee today
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:38, archived)
# You're wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:41, archived)
# You'll get to legitimately punch him eventually.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:44, archived)
# I know I am
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:44, archived)
# okay then
beer?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:42, archived)
# yaaaaay
*takes the mans advice*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:50, archived)
# if this were true
i might actually give blow jobs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:37, archived)
# how rare.


aaaw bless catnippp is still sending me abusive messages...

sad little child.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:35, archived)
# post them on the board for all to see! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:37, archived)
# ooooo...
...like what?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:37, archived)
# I'm gay, my mother...you know all those classics
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:38, archived)
# your mother's gay, too?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:40, archived)
# We are all bi
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:41, archived)
# that's what Roger Daultry said...
...so it must be true!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:44, archived)
# yes
but he also said see me, feel me, touch me, heal me.
i wouldn't put too much faith in him.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:50, archived)
# it's all a sad cry for help really
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:42, archived)
# true
but it's fun to fund a mental
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:44, archived)
# hate mail is a sign of envy...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
# he must really like you
sending you his heartfelt, spiteful little insult bouquets
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:37, archived)
# ha ha
Made up of little foul smelling flowers and dry twigs and cactus parts
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:38, archived)
# wrapped in a pretty
effluent-soaked shit roll bow.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:41, archived)
# :D We should totally open up a florists shop
it would be "unique"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:46, archived)
# indeed
a rose by any other name would smell of shit ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:48, archived)
# bless
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Really?
I had the goat gazzing me for a while it must be the default fall back position of loonies
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:37, archived)
# hahaha :)
They really do have a lot of time on their hands
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:37, archived)
# I feel all left out now
maybe I should imagine up my own stuff...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Simple...find yourself a swivel eyed crazy
and get them all riled up
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:39, archived)
# shake science at them
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:45, archived)
# YOUR GAY
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:39, archived)
# thanks
*wipes tear from eye*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:45, archived)
#
*wipes cum from eye*
(I helped save b3ta! superspang holding in his turd since, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:40, archived)
# I called him out as being a fake..
he called me a stalker then send me his
email,phone number and told me he was in Sweden


I told him to fuck off.

it takes all the fun out of it when you know
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Once I realised what a glaring hypocrite he was ( and refused to admit to being)
I kind of lost interest
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
# ha ha ha
OMG you're a stalker - phone me xxx
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
# yea I laughed when I read it.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:45, archived)
# erm... air contains...
poison... because.... they don't want us to live very long and in actual fact Humans live for thousands of years naturally (see The Bible) but the Zionist Elders decided that the they wanted to be the only ones who live for thousands of years and so they constructed the whole of civilisation as we see it today with bus tickets and everything to make us think that if we get to 75 we've had a good innings... poison. In the air.. truefax
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:41, archived)
# actually I've convinced myself
WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:50, archived)
# He's not here to convince us. Nooooooo.
He's only here to show off his art. He has stopped caring about us getting his messages.
b3ta.com/board/9416428
b3ta.com/board/9416281
b3ta.com/board/9416191
b3ta.com/board/9416153
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:40, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9416235
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:49, archived)
# I think he's only here to wind us up
He's been gazzing me too. It's only incoherent blabbering he's getting from me*.

* well, more so than my regular incoherent blabbering
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:52, archived)
# He is the spice of our lives
was this whole compo kind of dedicated to him?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:40, archived)
# not sure sure
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 4 May 2009, 16:36, archived)
#
speedy work sah
(I helped save b3ta! b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:38, archived)
# that's what my gf said this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 4 May 2009, 16:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:45, archived)
# hahah
premature ejaculation monday!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 4 May 2009, 16:45, archived)
# haha oh yeah, you're that guy who used to post nothing but CDCs arent you? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:46, archived)
# no no
(I helped save b3ta! b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:51, archived)
# i'm sure
just don't know what about
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:40, archived)
# CAKEY TIEM~!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 4 May 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Yes cakeys
that's it....they never let you down
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:47, archived)
# DON'T LOOK IN THEIR EYES!!!!!!!!!


(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Hurray for lemon curd!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:44, archived)
# OH SHIT I WANT LEMON CURD
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:45, archived)
# then my work here is done
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:46, archived)
# I have lemon curd
it is lemon flavoured and curdsome

it's so great

I have lemon curd

oh yeah!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:47, archived)
# NICE PLUMP LEMON TURD
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:48, archived)
# NICE PLUMP RICH JUICY LEMON TURD WITH BITS IN
nom!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
# like that nice ready meal of shit and a turd one side and cum on the other
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Oh yeah I remember that.
*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:08, archived)
# I hate lemon curd


I am now up to 3 tea bags for one cup and it is nearly strong enough for me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:47, archived)
# then look in their eyes
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Nicely done by the way
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Ta .....i see it's working
you'll be rubbing it into your hairy bits soon :)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
# so many hairy bits
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
# then you'll be needing our Studio 54 curd package sir
:)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Nope, my hair doesn't need any of that
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:24, archived)
# but it's only 2/6d a barrel
you'd be missing out on a great bargain
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Lemon curd is great.
In fact, lemons in general are great.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:50, archived)
# I like lemons, just not lemon curd
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:52, archived)
# You're wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
# I know I am :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Dude I was ready for a fight.
Now you've agreed with me I don't know what to say.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Change your opinion and smack him in the nose.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Genuis.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:05, archived)
# awwww, sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:08, archived)
# MADNESS YAY!

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 4 May 2009, 15:47, archived)
# arf
...all teh ingredients lol
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:49, archived)
# I look in their eyes
:(

www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/squeez-bacon.html
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:47, archived)
# lemon only haz one E..:)
between five of 'em?..........:(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:50, archived)
# mmmm.
Goes great on Shredded Wheat.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
# hates lemon curd too :(
do you offer the choice of marmite kitties by chance? :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Why yes, yes I do

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Marmite is great :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:12, archived)
# yay marmite kitties FTW!
clicks with glee :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Yay! I love Marmite.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:25, archived)
# marmite is savoury brown evil
and yet at the same time it is delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:31, archived)
# mmm LEMON CURD
I WANT THAT




wait... wtf is this?
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:11, archived)
# This is excatly what is is like when you open a fresh new jar of LEMON CURD!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:30, archived)
# the ultimate compliment
Thank you madam :)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:34, archived)
# You don't want to do it
after the sell-by date tho.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:35, archived)
# AGEIST!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:42, archived)
# zingy lemon kitties
on TOATS.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:32, archived)
# needs less lemon...
...and more disco kitty.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:34, archived)
# loon ranger rides again:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Go, Horsey, Go!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:34, archived)
# hahaha
They are putting the cast together for the new film of the Lone Ranger, dear god I have a feeling it is going to be bad
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
# I've heard that they are casting Sarah Jessica Parker as Silver,
so seems ok at the moment....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:40, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:41, archived)
# wait, more like
:=====)

Hang on, that's a cock.

Someone get ClanSoul or epiphany, they're emoticon experts.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:41, archived)
# hahahaha :)
Johnny Depp is Tonto
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:46, archived)
# How rare :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:37, archived)
# So there is still some blood, that is how I like my steak
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:38, archived)
# STOP, POLICE!

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 4 May 2009, 15:40, archived)
# more of this sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:43, archived)
# loon arm of the law
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:46, archived)
# THAT'S ONE STIFF HORSE
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:47, archived)
# That's what they all say
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 4 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
# YOU COULD USE THAT SOURCE PIC TO MAKE ONE OF THOSE SEAMHORSES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
# haha what is happening
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:45, archived)
# shooting of the art bandits:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:47, archived)
# gee up neddy
go to the fair
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:47, archived)
# he's just shooting at random...
...crazy fucker!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:36, archived)
# High Ho Sliver . . . Call him a taxi !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:03, archived)
# here are some comics about pigs but not about swine flu




(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:27, archived)
# hahahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Hehehe :)
I love your work :)

I still want to buy the 'Wee knight and the dragon' ones :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:29, archived)
# H aha ha!
I don't think I told you before, but I loved your little dragon :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Pervert.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:36, archived)
# pfft, chortle and chuckle:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Never say awwww to a pig
*notes down*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 4 May 2009, 15:31, archived)
# The Fonz raped my mouth glands
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Not unless you are wearing the same hat as the pig
You must be hat-compatible
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:37, archived)
# At first glance I thought that said comp-hat-ible,
and thought you'd started having second thoughts about puns.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:41, archived)
# oh hell no
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 4 May 2009, 15:46, archived)
# haha
yes, i forgot to mention it goes from making the pig attack you to making the pig rape you
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:47, archived)
# The chance of getting raped by a pig increases by 180 % when wearing a hat
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 4 May 2009, 15:50, archived)
# oh?
*wears hat
(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Mon 4 May 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:33, archived)
# *clix*
(do these accompany the poems in the smashing new Shada book, WOBBLY ROCKET PENIS?)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:34, archived)
# They would detract from the poetry!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Who put those pigs there?
Who could do that?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:44, archived)
# FUCK YES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:46, archived)
# at last
PIGS+LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:17, archived)
# pigs in space......................................................FACT!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Top piggage!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:50, archived)
# I concur with the above replies. In other words-WOO
And I'll bet he did put that pig in his toilet.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 4 May 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Because I was very bored
And because I've watched too many Youtube Poops.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:09, archived)
# That's not pingu
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:10, archived)
# meeeh meeeh
www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7RcqRmBlIQ
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 4 May 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Good 'tash, sir...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Robotnik!
Fuck yeah :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:13, archived)
# SnooPINGASusual?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:19, archived)
# cenaRIS
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:20, archived)
# http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyM1UGD8sqM&feature=related
In that link. All in the ear you see
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Blimey
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Keep slow
Child on the internet
(Captain Boffer, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Oh, hello!
You never answered my question, which regular are you?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Slow child?
No need to take the piss out of his retardation ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Pin Gas, is that the gas of the future?
very woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Gas made from pins?
I like this concept.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Yes, tiny pins that are made of gas that comes from a Hippoose
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Oh FFS, this tea still isn't strong enough, even with two bags
Next cup, 3 bags :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:22, archived)
# leave the original bags in
just keep adding

it's not something horrific like typhoo is it?

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:25, archived)
# God no, I don't drink shit like that
I can't find any tea that is strong enough, even when I drink it black it still isn't strong enough
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:27, archived)
# You're ready to move on
to a grown-up drink. It's called coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:06, archived)
#
grown-up shit
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 4 May 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Prrrrromotion!
And whoa, the quickreply box is suddenly terribly wide.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:17, archived)
# I used to kill him a lot.
Nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:18, archived)
# snooPINGASusual i see
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:19, archived)
# toot toot
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 4 May 2009, 15:19, archived)

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