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[challenge entry] kids have the best stuff
(whowotme nipple clamps, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:18, archived)
# pff
what the hell is Gort doing there?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Standing still
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
# he's up to something
I can tell
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:25, archived)
# no wonder
icke is so paranoid
(whowotme nipple clamps, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:26, archived)
# arf
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
# heh heh
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
# KLAATU BARADA N'ICKE'TO!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 5 May 2009, 12:29, archived)
# He played in goal for Coventry
FACT!
(Fluffster, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Wayne Clooney
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Oooh I say.
He's quite attractive like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:16, archived)
# George or Wayne?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Gwaynorge.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Possible viking.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Nom.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
# silly Captain, Vikings is not foods
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:23, archived)
# IS.
Nibblypig, hello.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:25, archived)
# hello
I have bran flakes and stubble
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:34, archived)
# I have half a cup of tea and extraordinarily smooth legs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:35, archived)
# I'm tempted to ascribe some sort of link between these two facts
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:36, archived)
# You mentioned hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:37, archived)
# aha
YES
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:44, archived)
# All your fault, as usual.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:46, archived)
# CANNOT UNSEE
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Sir, you've finally managed the impossible.
and for that I do this:
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Thank you kind sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:17, archived)
# /\ this and this /\
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
# fuck no
not being gay or nuffing, but GC is rather attractive. Now hes just wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:17, archived)
# I...uhh...
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:18, archived)
# my name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, ye do doh dontcha doh?
(top shoppage :D)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Ta Broonie!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Looks like he is about to tell a referee to fuck off.
Nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Hallo Ninj!
That's a cracking bit of Shoppery!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Thankee sir!
You well?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:23, archived)
# scary
:)
(whowotme nipple clamps, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
# hah, nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Ta Shada...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
# hahahhaahha! christ almighty, that is very creepy!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:26, archived)
# it's Kurt Russell
as i live and breathe
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:31, archived)
# doesnt make him any less of a c*nt
nice shoppage tho :)
(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
# I read that as Wanyc Looney
why has the board gone super wide?

oh top work as usual
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:15, archived)
# ElectriCity

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
# that's no moon
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Smaaaaaaaaaaaaaash
No, it isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:16, archived)
# i know
that's why i said it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:16, archived)
# I know.
How're you?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:17, archived)
# very fucking annoyed.
i've waited in all morning for thew district nurse, only to find out some twunt at the hospital who told me she'd booked the nurse hadn't actually booked anything. i now have to wait the rest of the day in the vain hope that the district nurse can now squeeze me in to her busy schedule. i have no food. it's shopping day. i can't go get my money. i want a smoke. i have pmt.
all in all, not good.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Shit on a baby or something equally horrendous,
you'll feel much better.
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
# my stabbing cushion is already beyond repair
i may just fuck off out anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:28, archived)
# I like the thought of a stabbing cushion
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:29, archived)
# it's very handy
i used to throw shot glasses, but i ran out of those.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:36, archived)
# I see.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:16, archived)
# :D
Howdy Cap'n
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Lurrrrvly :)

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Thanks :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
# it looks fragile, don't drop it
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Shocking!
*bzzt*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
# that is a slice of awesomeness!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:25, archived)
# :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Lo b3tans
Went to an event up Brum called 'drop beats not bombs' on saturday. Fucking awesome night - didnt get back home til 9am.
Though the night is basically a big fuck off Dubstep/ Breaks/ D&B rave in a warehouse by a rail bridge, it has always had a bit of an anti-war message. I was surprised to see virtually all the entries from the b3ta 'shop a cop' challenge on the video screen behind the DJs!
All images had 'images from b3ta.com' on them, so no harm done i guess. You can see the 'get off me you fucking pig' one, the dalek one and the animated lazer guns one on these shoddily noisy phone cam pics.
I also saw fellow b3tan Dr When there too!

Sorry for the /blog entry and RPS, but hey - its tuesday! I can be forgiven?



Click for bigger (49 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:09, archived)
# I love that man.
LOVE THAT MAN.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:09, archived)
# He stood out rather a lot
and came on his tod, but was often seen posing for photos with ladies. Gawd bless 'im.

Stopped til the very end at daybreak though - whadda trooper
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:11, archived)
# He's a lady magnet
I find it very very hard to leave him alone, it must get very annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:12, archived)
# where may i purchase such magnets?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:13, archived)
# I don't know
JPG's got one as well. I could kiss his head until his face wore away, I really could.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
# *begins work on oestrogen attraction device*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:16, archived)
# WURDZ!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:10, archived)
#
Wurdz LIFE!
(Fluffster, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:28, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:29, archived)
# say three Hail Henry's
and two Our Fears and all will be forgiven
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:11, archived)
# maybe his legs had grow
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:12, archived)
# :)
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Brum b3tardz ftw!
(Whoever that thieving bastad was.)

(Since my mate Angie stopped running the place, the Custard Factory's gone right downhill. Letting people like taters in and wotnot)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Oh no, don't say that
I haven't been to the factory since last year, and I was going to go to Supersonic this year, or drop the lime or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:15, archived)
# ooooh
i was at supersonic last year.

Mainly for Dalek and the osaka invasion bands like Dokkebi Q and DJ scotch egg though.

Lineup looks a bit indie cindy this year, so ill prolly not be gwarning.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Who's playing?
Last time I went it was ISIS, Una Corda, them lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
# apart from Goblin, PCM and venitian snares
no-one ive really heard of.

Mind you, i didnt really know anyone who played last years, but still enjoyed it. I think it was mainly because there was a lot of Breakcore and dub stuff there, thanks to the Osaka invasion showcase.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Oooh, Venitian Snares?!
We'll be going then, a mate's obsessed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:26, archived)
# i aint been to the custy factree for about a year now
all the good stuff goes on at the Rainbow warehouse down t'road now!

I had many an awesome night at the factory though - speshley when they drained the pool.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Looks like the Custard Factory.
You will never beat the Que Club though. Fucking great club. Great pics also!
(Fluffster, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
# nah
twas the rainbow warehouse up t'road
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Never been there.
Been to the Institute, Que Club, Air and the Custard Factory but never Rainbow. Always on the look out for good underground and raw techno in the Brum area :)
(Fluffster, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Lovely
I met Boogie Dave in Lahndan one night, he was a proper gent.

Will have to go to another of his nights some time.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:38, archived)
# aye - he's sarnd as a parnd
He is the saviour of the brum underground scene
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:39, archived)
# I was in the Midlands this weekend too
but in Walsall and Sutton Coldfield, didn't even get to Brum beyond changing at New Street :/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:43, archived)
# rock on
make loaf not war:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Poor Ittle Pig

(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Tue 5 May 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Awww!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Bless....
What a fine hat it is too.

Hello relatively new person. Welcome.

Edit Oh noes - you've posted on /talk. This is a bad thing, and very much to be avoided. Stay this side of the tracks and all will be good.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Who cares where he posts? Nothin' wrong with /talkin'.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:06, archived)
# I was referring to the reception he got...
I'm not that much of a snob

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Okay then!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Fun, fun, fun in the land of sarcasm
Yeah... Didn't expect much out of that. Twas written in a fit of annoyance at overreactions in the area. Not a single case for hundreds of miles but people are sent home from school and shied away from at work if they so much as sneeze (in the midst of allergy season).
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Tue 5 May 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Reletivity
I know, I know. I've a lot going against me, though. I'll avoid it in the future. Haha

I've been a lurker upwards of five years now so figured it time to suck it up and get an account. Doubt it'll do me any good but that's entirely beside the point, isn't it?
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Tue 5 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
# He robbed him for a HAT!
What are little pigs reduced to these days...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
# \o/ for Ungulate-Millinery Japery!
Edit:

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Eeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:04, archived)
# it should be a sombrero surely?
welcome new person
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:05, archived)
# sneezy nachos
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Best of all the nachos
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Now, now
I've already sunken to cheap bandwagonry in my first post - surely you don't expect me to go that far? ^_^
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Tue 5 May 2009, 12:09, archived)
# what would it take to get you to go all the way?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:14, archived)
# MUSIC!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Bacons!
Welcome, kitten a shop, pull up a battenburg etc
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:06, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:06, archived)
# pig, i applaud your deviousness
the hat is well worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:08, archived)
# hahahah! Awwwwwwwwwww!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:10, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Haha!
Mede me chuckle!
(Fluffster, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:32, archived)
# I've been off work for what feels like ages.
Just feeling my way round Photoshop elements 29 or whatever number it is.
Anyway, I'll leave my mate Ruth here and get back to 'this morning'. Grumble.
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
# She's got a milky white face
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
# That's the problem when you are the moon. You got such a chalky white face that it makes your teeth look yellow.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
# that and they are made from cheese
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
# he's a vanilla rapist! get him away from my kids!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
# does ruth do anal?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 5 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Yes
Til she's blue in the face...oh...
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
# i like ruth.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 5 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
# That's really nice
you've not got a brother called happy, have you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
# You befriended a redex and you called her Ruth?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
# sup roof
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
# That's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
# she sho got a purdy mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
# are you in jail again?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
# I done gone shot me some injuns
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
# that is some top work!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Getting a whole hillside of redex here...
:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
# try this
www.b3tards.com/u/b04f18c3b7450a8f6461/roof.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Aha! All is revealed!
That's nice, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:59, archived)
# ruth is a lovely name.
ruth the redex.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Bukkake Fest!
Middayles
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:01, archived)
# heres an idea,turn off this morning and make another,its quite good
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:01, archived)
# got spunk in her eye and hair
YAY
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
# You're all very lovely.
Thanks. TV is now off.
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Win/fail: snapshot of an extended sickie.
(Got an appointment with HR later on today. And I've already started caning it. What comes first, the bricking it or the caning it? Fucknose.)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:46, archived)
# So you got really really drunk for a meeting at work?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:46, archived)
# have a nice cup of tea and a sit down
that'll cure you
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
# I'm trying to find something here that isn't the fail...
anyone help me out?

Edit Ewwww Amber leaf...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
# WIN A TRIP
FRIC
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Yes, I can.
This is the view from the right-hand side of my bed.
Taken on the company phone, and transferred onto the company laptop, upon which I'm typing this.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Truly classy :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
# (Drum Gold, not Amber Leaf)
(I'm not that trampy.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
# A distinct improvement.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Hooray!
A trainee tramp.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Have you SEEN him!?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
# I don't know what you're talking about! Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Mate, that's not a good plan...
I may have to do this to bring you to your senses:


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:48, archived)
# ....as in, You may not soon live in one of these if you keep turning up to HR / sickness explanation meetings drunk
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Not my intention to suggest, but it's a good point all the same.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
# I'm afraid I'm lost too
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
# the door is the one in the middle
through which entrance may be gained
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
# help i'm stuck in the window
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:55, archived)
# no - I mean I'm really lost
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Don't think I'm not going to challenge you again, young man.
I'll be around...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
# He looks gassy
I reckon he needs to do a big burp
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Why am I looking at half an hour's worth of emties?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 5 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
# make yourself a ream of toast
and a pot of tea or coffee... sit down, calm down and you will be better off because of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
# I'd fire you for drinking Scrumpy, you fucking Leveller.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
# ha ha I love hearing people get insulted via the medium of Civil War Politico-social groups
ya Non conforming digger
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
# a pox on the Parliament!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Cavalier Dogge
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Roundhead Curr!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
# ha ha you know the woodcut I am thinking of as well :D
I hereby dub you a history loony/buff
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:09, archived)
# heheh yep
this is also one of my favs: www.edwardtbabinski.us/witches/HANG02.JPG
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:16, archived)
# I trap a helpless animal
skin it with my bare hands.
I wake up muddy
and I go to bed bloody
cos I'm a trappin man.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Best insult I've heard for ages
On a similar note, I re-discovered Carter USM at the weekend, and had forgotten how fucking ace they were
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
# haha
they were playing Sheriff Fatman as shopping music in my local shopping centre the other day
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
# No.
No no no no no.

Not ace.

(with the possible exception of 'Falling On A Bruise', which was still mixed awfully)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:10, archived)
# I have no idea what is going on here....
you pulled a sickie to drink 6 cans, and now you have an appointment with HR?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
# maybe HR is Harry Ramsden
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
# That's right.
I drank six cans of Crum, and I'm about to meet Harry Ramsden.

Actually, that sounds perfectly manageable.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:01, archived)
# You drinking Crum again?
Tsk.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
# You know you spend too much time on b3ta when this is the first thing to come to mind
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
# haha fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:57, archived)
# eeek!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Hehe.
(Fluffster, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:17, archived)
# I blame Radio 4 for having just put on a programme about the Amazon rainforest.
Pretty lame excuse, I know.


gargantuan size. 2.5MB, you've been warned.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:39, archived)
# PUMPKIN PATCH NIGHTMARE TENDRILS
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Or indeed those ^ too.
A good point, and well made, if I may say.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Which coats are the crap ones again?
Because I think I might have just bought one of the crap ones....
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:45, archived)
# If you've bought a swing coat, that'd be crap.
They're girl coats. Have you bought a girly coat?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Trenchcoats, because they look horrible on anyone who isn't a fictional character
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
# I had a trenchcoat that was made in 1915
it went a bit manky
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
# It was a pea coat supposedly.
But on looking at it a pea coat does look suspiciously exactly the same as a trenchcoat/mac.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
# pea coats are long coats with loads of buttons on the front, right?
unless someone sold you a trench coat and told you it was a pea coat :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Trench coats have loads of buttons on the front too though.
www.infovisual.info/06/018_en.html

This is confusing!
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
# I think pea coats are made of thicker material and the lapel is wider and higher
also trenchcoats are a fair bit longer, which is why they tend to look silly on people as they flap about and stuff. you are not Neo what are you doing
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Fuuuuuuck.
I'll take a picture later to see if I'm hardboiled or not, but it just looks like one of those coats that generic soviet era spies and women wear.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:05, archived)
# must....unravel.....twisty....phone....cords.....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:40, archived)
# ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:41, archived)
# marvellous though this pic is
it's giving me some serious OCD twitches ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Yeah, I was kind of getting that...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:43, archived)
# i blame the parents
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:45, archived)
# ha ha ha
you should come to my office - when I pick up the receiver the whole phone comes with it... I am a bad office person and I don't take good care of my toys

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:41, archived)
# easy to sort!
hold the receiver and drop the rest of the phone out of the window. it'll unravel itself with the help of gravity! then, just pull it back inside and voila! untangled phone!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:44, archived)
# I BLAME RADIO 4
TO AMBRIDGE TO VOICE OUR GRIEVANCES!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:40, archived)
# See you at The Bull.
Pint of Shires, was it?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:41, archived)
# yes please :D
but if Jim Grundy comes in I'm 'avin' 'im ...!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Jim Grundy?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:44, archived)
# by which I mean Joe
clearly.. to me he'll always be Jim because ... of he... erm...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
# You nearly caught that...but not quite...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Borg tapeworm!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Eeek!
There's a worrying thought.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Beautiful. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Thank you, pickle!
*hugs*
How are you, lovely?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:43, archived)
# I'm alright, just tired.
You?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Enjoying an extra day off...
And the Prof & Jessie may be dropping by later...

\o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:46, archived)
# that's like the dream I had about the space octopuses
except this is better because I haven't yet woken up screaming
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Hahaha!
Always a benefit, I find.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:43, archived)
# This is a photo of the underside of a surreal futuristic oil platform on the moon that you work on
AICMFP.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:41, archived)
# That sounds like a better place than where I actually 'work'....
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:44, archived)
# phoneless cords!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:42, archived)
# They roam the rainforest looking for new telecommunications hosts to bond with....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Fuck yeah giant jungle telelphone wires. It'll take hours to untangle 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Blimey!
Awesome *clicksome* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Cheers Ninj, you young roister-doister, you...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Love the tentacle
I said love it *shakes angry fist*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:43, archived)
# they're not tentacles
they're gentacles!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:45, archived)
# It's quite fond of you, too.
So that's all good, then.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Yay!
This is the furthest I have ever been in a relationship...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Cosmic superstrings ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:46, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:48, archived)
# you indulge in copius amounts of acid i imagine
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:46, archived)
# A reasonable conclusion, but sadly not.
Which is probably more worrying, in fairness.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
# TRENTACULS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Indeed so...
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
# that is jut too bloody awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
# You lovely man for saying such things...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Oooh yeah.
Spang me baby.


Good morning all!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:26, archived)
# *groan*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Oeueueghghghgmsmmsmsnsnsnsnsnbnbnbnb
It seems Alan has merged with the table to form an unstoppable hybrid in ALAN TABLE. WOOAAAAH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:27, archived)
# groangasm
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:28, archived)
# now I'm all sticky
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:31, archived)
# really?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:39, archived)
# there aren't enough frying pans in the world to administer a lengthy enough spanging for that post....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:28, archived)
# that was rubbish

(I helped save b3ta! robinw77 has no little comedy thing to go here, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:31, archived)
# its also bin dun
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:42, archived)
# ... to death I'd imagine
I've just got back from the doctors, is my excuse.

True story.
(I helped save b3ta! robinw77 has no little comedy thing to go here, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:48, archived)
# I'm looking for the pun
but I can't see one....
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
# i'm having a full-on le creuset moment here
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Dear god
Is it shit jokes morning or something?


Still, I like
(Holsinki, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Steve, when you're done with the spanging pan, mate...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Congratulations!
That was fucking terrible.

:D
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Hooray!
Two bars walk into a bar - TRUE STORY.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Amazingly, it doesn't make him look like any more of a jessy.
I don't think it's possible.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:12, archived)
# He's a complete Chief.
Well I suppose I'd better get off to Scotland. Be good kids x

*gits tae*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:14, archived)
# American football
= Rugby for people who'd rather play football
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Haha
The combination of the steroid-fuelled muscles and body armour really do make them look hilarious.

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:15, archived)
# I played rugby, so even though I know shit all about American Football, I still look down my (bent) nose at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:16, archived)
# I played rugby at school
It was always quite a laugh with people hanging on to my legs and still being able to walk.

It's just a shame the school didn't have a proper team like they did football (and more annoyingly GOLF)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Golf?!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Yep seriously, the school was a stone throw from one of the town's golf courses
There was a team of around 20 golfers and they even got to take time out of classes for tournaments and practice sessions.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:26, archived)
# The only good thing about that golf course was the view from the 18th tee
- I don't know who those people are but it's the first image I found showing the 18th hole.

Unless you count the view from the 16th hole:
http://lh5.ggpht.com/_3q8TlY76YtU/SGkqVF93vGI/AAAAAAAAAec/Z8ysx7edO1U/DSC_0045.JPG
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:45, archived)
# sup yo
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Sup my jigga.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:26, archived)
# just chillin
little bit of illin
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Hi - I'm on the golf team
arg no - please - stop hitting me... GOLF TEAM ASSEMBLE!

yeah - how d'ya like that 9 iron in the head!!! Ha ha ha ha - no one will EVER challenge the dominance of the golf team... unless we suddenly and inexplicably get a Kendo Squad... but what are the chances of that happening

*next week it happens*

this was a true story brought to you in association bacon sandwiches.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:23, archived)
# *Eats bacon sandwich with reggae reggae sauce*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:25, archived)
# yeah
the bacon roll I had this morning was disappointing for the following reasons:
1) too fatty
2) too much water in the bacon and hence the bacon was:
3) not crispy enough
4) they did not have reggae reggae sauce

it was good for the following reasons:
1) I was ravenous
2) it came in a fluffy morning roll
3) the brown sauce was good
4) there were at least 3 rashers of (not great) bacon in it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Bacon that is fatty is fine if they crisp it up properly
The problem is when it's not cooked enough and it is all gooey and nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:37, archived)
# *heaves a little*
I know - I don't like it... I was, however, inexplicably hungry... perhaps I've got a tape worm... maybe now I won't be so painfully lonely
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:38, archived)
# rugby? that's a girls game. I played MENS sports. Like Hop Scotch.
I was the MASTER at hopscotch.


/GTA3_blog
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:25, archived)
# The stories that the kids on the rugby team at school used to come back with
Genuinely disturbed me.

I do not see how it can be perceived as a manly sport in any way because of said stories.

"Ha ha ha we all had a circle-jerk then buggered each other for a bit of a laugh!"

Um ... yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Funnily enough, playing at a girl's school
we didn't really do that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Clearly you lacked commitment.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:28, archived)
# and a nozzle.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:30, archived)
# I'm convinced that there were likely to have been
several workable nozzles
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Or substitutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Tuesday: Apples.


Click for bigger (44 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:19, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:19, archived)
# :C
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:20, archived)
# pffffffft!
*tuts* those silly american footballer types...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:20, archived)
# what a big fruit
'ning losers
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Ickey
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:52, archived)
# He appears to have a clitoral hood.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:53, archived)
# He's looking increasingly like Rick Wakeman
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:54, archived)
# who was FANTASTIC on Friday
thanks for mentioning him again! \\o/

Brian Blessed narrated in between numbers!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:55, archived)
# I'm confused.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Rick Wakeman . . .
I said hello from your mum . . .

EDIT: www.b3ta.com/board/9409071


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Oh aye...
Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Captain Wow, Captain Wow tra la la la la.
My arms are sleepy. I have work at two. Grumpgrumpgrump.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:01, archived)
# I'm at work.
I have acid reflux but I want a cup of actual tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Oh useless. Eat some alkali. POTASSIUM. AAAAAHHHHH. POTASSIUM.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Yes, I have no bananas.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:07, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:10, archived)
# He has no bananas
TODAAAaaaAAAY!
(Rogue Sausage, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:13, archived)
# +s
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Today I am singing "she got no banana" to the tune of Talking Heads - The Great Curve.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Poor sod...
I wish I were a glow worm As a glow worm's never glum,
For how can you be gloomy When the sun shines out your bum?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Gooood morning Archie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:12, archived)
# morning m'dear :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:13, archived)
# he looks like a fruit.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 5 May 2009, 10:55, archived)
# arf!

(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Arfs indeed!


Click for bigger (118 kb)


(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 5 May 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Hahahahhahah!
I think he'll need a lot of botox for that crease-line on his forehead

nings NJ
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Ningles Stevie...
...and all you other smashers :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:07, archived)
# hehehehehe... ningles all!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Nice :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:00, archived)
# hahahahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:02, archived)
# He really is an apple!

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:00, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBu7LZybYIk
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:04, archived)
# More youtube things should be subtitled.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Woldn't quite describe the bizaareness of Kevin Eldon's accent though.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Damn it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Fuck yeah, Kevin Eldon!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Lovely thing to log on to, Mr Ninj!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Mornin JP!
How ya doin'? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Not bad, thanks!
Your good self?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Not bad thankee sir!
Bit of a discovery in the lush 'Netto'. Skol lager...wait for it...I know Skol is a bit shite. This is Skol Extra and it's 9% abv!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Boing!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Is that
Roisin Murphy?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:11, archived)
# it's hoi sin murphy hohoho
woo to sag-dth!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Nah!
Hoi sin Murphy would have plums hanging under her skirt


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:17, archived)
# pfft!
peking out?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:18, archived)
# yes
unless it's nippy


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:19, archived)
# groan.....
*headbutts*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:11, archived)
# oh dear lordy..... SSSSPPPPPPAAAAANNNNGGGG!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:14, archived)
# I don't believe she's a real copper
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Is it because she's not hitting anyone with that truncheon?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:23, archived)
# 'course she is!
I found her on T'INternet . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:23, archived)
# you were misLead
 
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:49, archived)
# I think he was being ironic
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Bah!
Now I'm brassed off


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:56, archived)
# He was only testing your mettle.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:06, archived)
# what are you assaying!?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Owwww!
*runs to get cast iron spanging pan*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:22, archived)
# if I help
do you think we'll manage to lift the Paella pan.. you know, the one we use when we need to feed ALL the b3tans...?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:23, archived)
# *antici . . . . . . . . pates!*

EDIT: Don't pull a mussel trying to lift it . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:24, archived)
# I'm hungry because I didn't have any breakfast
what should I have for breakfast?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Bacons


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:28, archived)
# bacon it is
to the cafe!

*bounds*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Paella
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Hahaha oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:25, archived)
# 'Ning, Dave
And "SPANG".

Talking of which, Mort and I made this: http://www.b3ta.com/links/Mort_and_Roland_discuss_the_swine_flu_outbreak
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:29, archived)
# MORT!
SQUIDDLES! I'll have to listen to that later but it looks Braw!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:32, archived)
# oomph!
Very droll ;D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:39, archived)
# well, I would
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 5 May 2009, 10:42, archived)
# oof
I enjoy her roffling at the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Tough crowd..


/probably better in my head
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:04, archived)
# pfffft!
'ning Arch! Given the state of your head that's probably true . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:06, archived)
# arf! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:06, archived)
# "no...I was going to say Doctor Harold Shipman"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:06, archived)
# ha ha ha
it's pretty damned good out of your head too
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:07, archived)
# But old people always answer the door without checking ID
Or send off £X,000 for the chance of winning a lovely scam.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:07, archived)
# How can they first see the ID before they open the door though?

And don't say it has a small window in it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:08, archived)
# It has a big window in it
Or a peephole.
Or it's on the chain.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:08, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:09, archived)
# hehe, mornin' :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:09, archived)
# morning sir!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:55, archived)
# the door has a peep hole
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:10, archived)
# PHROAR!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:10, archived)
# THE DOOR HAS A PEE POLE
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:25, archived)
# That poor old lady...
Stuck forever halfway between standing up and sitting down...

Arthritis can be hell...

...and wtf has b3ta got wider again? This posting window is huge!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:10, archived)
# It's now THX sponsored
I keep expecting the fanfare every time I post :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Wiiiiiiiiddddddesssssssscrrrreeeeennnn...
*tries to find the appropriate SA strip but can't*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:15, archived)
# will this do?



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Nicely suited, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Hello all
I am working on the ian flemming estate today :)

I also have a crap phone signal
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:11, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:16, archived)
# pfft!
charming
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Go kitty go!

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:45, archived)
# haha
Is that a conveyor or a slide though?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:47, archived)
#
Slide
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Haha
That's almost as good as the hamster stuck in a wok
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:49, archived)
# :D That is a good one
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:49, archived)
# it's almost as good as the [creature] in [a situation it can't get out of]
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:51, archived)
# dragon in a volvo
[I think this is me peaked ... I'm not sure I'll ever think of anything I find funnier than the idea of a dragon in a Volvo... I suppose you had to be here... which most of you were... so you can all fuck off - I'm laughing anyway]
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:53, archived)
# kipper in a tie
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:54, archived)
# salamander in a coma
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Ram in jeans
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Horse in a Sarah Jessica Parker film
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Huzzah!
Prof's had his comedy injection! \\o/


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Margaret Thatcher in a coffin....alive
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:05, archived)
# no, no, we really should cut off her head, stake where her heart should be and smother her in salt and or excrement
no we really should cut off her head stake where her heart should be and smother her in salt and or excrementJUST TO BE SURE SHE NEVER COMES BACK! *SHUDDERS*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:07, archived)
# I'd like to see her suffer first
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:08, archived)
# well, sure . . .
sure . . .but WE HAVE TO BE SURE SHE NEVER COMES BACK!! *SHUDDERS SOME MORE*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:10, archived)
# her ideals will live for
as long as the river styx flows
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:09, archived)
# [twat] [Number 10]?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:53, archived)
# nice one BBDO
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:56, archived)
# haha
politilols
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:59, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:57, archived)
# more nings sir?
they're wafer thin
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:58, archived)
# *snatches seven*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:04, archived)
# wotcha poppet
how are things in THE LAND OF DAVID?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:06, archived)
# JUSTICETASTIC!!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:12, archived)
# fine fair fettle
no complaints at all thanks very much

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:22, archived)
# It's all to do with an extra beer day
I had some beer in a pub with the brewery next door


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Oooh ah
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:09, archived)
# kittin is a moron
morning all
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:51, archived)
# you seem to be leaking coolant
at an alarming rate
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Hahaha
I thought it was an air brake
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:54, archived)
# OH NOES
it's Nitrous Oxide!

*giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:56, archived)
# no can has cheezburger :(

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 5 May 2009, 9:53, archived)
# hahahahhahahahahaha! poor kitty!
nings BLD!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Nings Steve :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:55, archived)
# that cheezburger looks like a powerup
this would make a good game
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Eraserhand (or 'We're Doomed!)
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Is that a block of ham he is touching?
Has david Icke gone yet? Is it wednesday already?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:39, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:40, archived)
# Nice.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:40, archived)
# ooh, nicely done, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:45, archived)
# arf!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 5 May 2009, 9:46, archived)
# it's a race to the death
which one will survive..?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:49, archived)
# And kill its parent?
An oedipal wreck in the making.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Ooh, you clever so & so.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Sooo many buttons to click
I like this
Close the I like this window
Save as
Reply


Damn you.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:21, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:36, archived)
# \o/ woo

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:37, archived)
# :D
Velocipede...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:40, archived)
# hahaha have a pedant!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:16, archived)
# hahahaha! Marvelous :D
nings moley!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Hallo Stevie!
Good weekend?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:40, archived)
# not too bad, thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:45, archived)
# wheee :)

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 5 May 2009, 9:46, archived)
# this is lovely
I saw Chris Hoy once... I was at dinner at a fancy restaurant and he was trying to sell Bran Flakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:53, archived)
# yes!
more of this sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:19, archived)
# My parents have that calendar :D
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:26, archived)
# We have that calendar
You stoles the image ;)

Well, pasted a guy on a bike infront of it.
(Tetigi can't be bothered with apathy., Wed 6 May 2009, 18:13, archived)
# ning

Edit: IT'S A PUN PEOPLE *sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 5 May 2009, 9:35, archived)
# Ooooh... Tested it with my 3D glasses.... It looks great!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:37, archived)
# it does???
*scratches head*
just faked the effect for the pun really...
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 5 May 2009, 9:45, archived)
# The brain makes up for what is not there.
(waxdart hello., Tue 5 May 2009, 10:35, archived)
# awww, dammit, I don't have my 3d specs...
edit: SPPPPAANNNGGG
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:15, archived)
# Hahahaha
Arseface!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:16, archived)
# You called?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:29, archived)
# He speaks in farts

wet ones
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:19, archived)
# I'd hate to see what would happen if he had a cold....
nings medi
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:22, archived)
# morning theoriginalsteve
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:23, archived)
# his arse runs
ningles Steven
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:35, archived)
# it's the sneezes I worry about
'nings Prof!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:37, archived)
# vbloke?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:19, archived)
# Yes, its vbloke,
definitely him, no way on this earth it could be anything else, not even a cartoon, no sireee, yip its definitely vbloke.
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:21, archived)
# The shirt gave it away.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:25, archived)
# Giggity, giggity, giggity! Alriiiight!
heheheheh, arsesome work, sir!

ningles everyone! *raises glass* let's have a toast to tuesdays after bank holidays.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:20, archived)
# ningles!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 May 2009, 9:21, archived)
# niiiiiiiing freeby
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:21, archived)
# good weekend?
I've booked Friday off - for a mammoth long weekend of pond draining/relining/refilling
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 May 2009, 9:23, archived)
# despite wasting all of saturday fixing a roof, the rest of the weekend was quite good!
I will say though, if you ever think "oooh, I might go and watch that film 'The Unborn'" - don't; it's shit.

I think I could do with more time off, although I know I'd endup doing work as well :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:26, archived)
# parp!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 5 May 2009, 9:29, archived)
# i bet he's awesome at snooker
i wouldn't want to share a cue with him though
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:32, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Guffmire!
Giggidy giggidy poo!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Gigidy gigidy poo
All rrrriiiiiight
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
# he`s having fun!
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Tue 5 May 2009, 7:04, archived)
# oh oh...
...air bubble!.... (cool pic!)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 May 2009, 7:13, archived)
# We can't have that. We arrest people for having too much fun, you know.

top work, as per!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 May 2009, 7:14, archived)
# Morning sir
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 8:04, archived)
# Good morning

How do?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 May 2009, 8:26, archived)
# He looks like it, yes.
And I like it. Wonderful work as always, Chops.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 5 May 2009, 7:23, archived)
# vere nice
he looks like he could do with some spores
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 5 May 2009, 7:25, archived)
# what a great idea
where's Kallus when you need him?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 May 2009, 9:07, archived)
# fwipping the light fantastic
i expect
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:31, archived)
# awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 5 May 2009, 7:49, archived)
# Remember Kids,
always use a clean needle.
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Tue 5 May 2009, 7:59, archived)
# I don't know why I'm even bothering with posting this
but i'm bored so here.
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Tue 5 May 2009, 8:41, archived)
# Itchy, burning sensatioN?
He wants to get some E45 cream on that
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:01, archived)
# haha
!
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:57, archived)
# ow

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 5 May 2009, 9:36, archived)
# that is utterly brilliant!
*clicky!*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 May 2009, 9:23, archived)
# monsters of cock...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 May 2009, 7:00, archived)
# Oh man put asome ice skates under him
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 May 2009, 7:03, archived)
# this ain't the Ice Capades...
...besides, blades and cocks don't mix.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 May 2009, 7:14, archived)
# What about Wesley Snipes?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 May 2009, 7:15, archived)
# ha...
...you got me there!... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 May 2009, 7:16, archived)
# LOGIC!
A useful member of the SCIENCE®©™ family of products.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 5 May 2009, 7:22, archived)
# the cock comes in the nIIIIIiiiiIIIiiiIIIiiiIIIght
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 5 May 2009, 7:26, archived)
# Jurassic Cock...
...BEWARE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 May 2009, 7:30, archived)
# Spunky little fellow isn't he?
Undoubtably popular with the ladies.

Also
a number of gentlemen
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 5 May 2009, 7:27, archived)
# well, i don't know... actual size is 40 ft. tall...
...(and my 'crop' keeps shrinking my images and i don't know why... i must've hit a button or something... now i have to read up on how to fix it).. :( ...and with that, i'll say goodnight! (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz)!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 May 2009, 7:33, archived)

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