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(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Thu 7 May 2009, 12:42, archived)

Live wormies so much tastier than dead ones

Nice!

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Joliet, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:43, archived)

Some things taste better, others worse

(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Thu 7 May 2009, 12:48, archived)

This has a very toolesque feel about it

Do you like their music?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:49, archived)

Love it!

Not the inspiration, though. Drawn while watching a mini-zombie marathon (involving the '- of the dead' movies and Silent Hill games. Ahh, bliss

(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Thu 7 May 2009, 12:52, archived)

Just keep swimming, just keep swimming

Just keep swimming swimming swimming.
What do we do? We swim, swim, swim.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:43, archived)

Pffft!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:44, archived)

Dori is the best character in that film

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:47, archived)

Without a shadow of a doubt.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:56, archived)

Damn, just beaten to it. Grrr.

(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

People's Front of Judea?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:28, archived)

Fuck off

We're the Judean People's Front.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:28, archived)

Wolf Nipple Chips - get 'em while they're hot!

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:29, archived)

We've got lumps of it round the back

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:30, archived)

\o/

just about my favourite quote ever

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:31, archived)

haha, mine too

certainly from Life of Brian, anyway

"Where are you two from? Nose City?" is a close second

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:32, archived)

Your nose'll be three foot across your bloody face in a minute!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:33, archived)

...rrrrrr!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:31, archived)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 12:35, archived)

someone's stolen the adaptors!

oh wait, there they are

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

gah!

I put it in the wrong place and moved it down there

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 12:39, archived)

Getting your image names mixed up, eh?

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:39, archived)

no!

perhaps!
maybe!

yes.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 12:40, archived)

I was going into a bit of a tailspin trying to work out the pun...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

what?

to this...

b3ta.com/board/9427818

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 12:42, archived)

yes, but since the image title was

The Judean People's Front, or some such, you had me more than a bit confused.

:)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:50, archived)

Splitters!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 12:58, archived)

I'm tired, sorry

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:07, archived)

suwey it should be

Pwincess Weia?

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Ratsta, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:53, archived)

yes

yes it should

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 12:57, archived)

Bwahahahahaha!

Superb. Classic Gilliam delivery, too.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:32, archived)

Very underrated as a Python performer

everything he did was perfection

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:33, archived)

hahaha!

Gilliam steals another scene.

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enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:33, archived)

heheh

it's funny that it's buried so much, you can hardly hear what he's saying and there's no context at all

but it still makes me laugh in anticipation

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:35, archived)

haha...

I love him as 'Cardinal Fang' in the Spanish Inquisition sketch.
I don't think he says a thing, but he's still the funniest.

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enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:37, archived)

it's all in the face

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

very much

this.

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enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

Otters' noses.

Ocelot spleens... :D

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enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:31, archived)

Judean People's Front?

what?

edit: gah!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 12:28, archived)

splitter!

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:30, archived)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

yay!

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:42, archived)

Slimy old cunt?

isn't that his missus?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:29, archived)

Sick burn, man.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:30, archived)

thankyouverymuch, imhereallweek

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:32, archived)

*veals*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:33, archived)

hahahahaha

whatsyournamewhereyoufrom?
whatsyournamewhereyoufrom?
whatsyournamewhereyoufrom?
whatsyournamewhereyoufrom?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:34, archived)

The other day I was reading the Telegraph, as it was the only paper they sold on the train

and I was trying to summarise each article with a single, hopefully sweary sentence. This story was "Gold-digger stings crook". Others were:
"Cretinous fuck praises evil bitch" (Boris Johnson on Margaret Thatcher), "Man paints horse" (New painting of Camilla unveiled), and "Fuckwits who were wrong before probably wrong again" (Economic think-tank predicts end of recession).

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:35, archived)

haha

there's was a great one on the front of Pick Me Up (or similar drivel):

GUILT OVER SON'S HEAD MADE ME IRON MY ARM

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:37, archived)

LOLWTF?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:40, archived)

it didn't make any sense even after I'd read the 'story'

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

the best one of those nonsence rags headlines was "I FELL IN LOVE WITH A ZOMBIE"

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:44, archived)

Pfffft!

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

hahahahahaha!

Fried gold!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:06, archived)

GRRRAAAAK

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:50, archived)

Haha

Needs more "Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word"...

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:51, archived)

damn...

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:57, archived)

Ew!

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Joliet, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:51, archived)

ah, ah, ah... no no no

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:52, archived)

ah ah ah didn't say the magic word

i may have to watch this again tonight

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:54, archived)

I had to justify spending five whole pounds

on the trilogy boxset to Lady S

Had to buy her Never Been Kissed to stop her whinning

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:04, archived)

my ladywoman bought me the Hitchcock boxed set for my birthday :)

she has very good film taste, the only downside is that I sometimes have to watch fucking Fellini movies

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:05, archived)

Mine has generally poor taste

but she is willing to watch just about anything I suggest, so I shouldn't complain too much

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:18, archived)

have you suggested watching 3 dogs shagging on next door's doorstep?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:22, archived)

...3?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:23, archived)

it's the pack instinct

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:24, archived)

I hope doggers use that exact excuse.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:25, archived)

Not yet... maybe if there's nothing on telly tonight

But she has New York Ripper, I Spit on Your Grave and Last house on the Left with no complaints, and actually enjoyed them.

And she doesn't make me watch Pride and Predjudice afterwards

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:24, archived)

ah ah ah didn't say the magic word

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:54, archived)

This must be a Jurassic Park thing :(

*never seen it*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:55, archived)

a friend of mine claims to have seen it 19 times at the cinema when it first came out :/

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:56, archived)

pretty good film i must say

cant believe it came out in 93,fuuuuck

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:58, archived)

it was fucking amazing on the big screen

genuine turning point in the use of CG.
Not the action sequences, just that first pan across the valley/lake, Amazing

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:04, archived)

^this

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:05, archived)

100% truth.

right there.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:06, archived)

Tron was better ?

(waxdart hello., Thu 7 May 2009, 12:13, archived)

Tron was fucking amazing

I'm hoping Tron 2 won't disappoint (but I know it will).

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:15, archived)

Tron2?

How about the whole main board come over and shit into your eyes for 90mins. the plot will be better and you wont cry so much afterwards.

(waxdart hello., Thu 7 May 2009, 12:17, archived)

But Jeff Bridges is going to be in it!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:19, archived)

And the director has done some awesome stuff*

*The hummer ad, for instance, on his website:

www.josephkosinski.com/main.html

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:20, archived)

Everyone has to start somewhere though

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:22, archived)

Do you not think that's cool?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:24, archived)

Yes his adverts are very good

The mad world gears of war one really made me want to buy the game when it was on the tellybox.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

That's acE!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:25, archived)

He won us a bunch of awards

for the GOW and Halo stuff he's done, so I guess I *officially* have to think he's good.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

hahahaha

toe the company line ...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:30, archived)

Mortgage slave 'n all...

I'm sorry

*hangs head in shame*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:33, archived)

Looking at his Filmography he's had rather a good run of it.

What does he play in Tron2? ObsoleteUser Ver0.7

The older guy teaches a young hacker how it was done back in is day.
A twist that ultimately saves the day?

(waxdart hello., Thu 7 May 2009, 12:24, archived)

Only 15 minutes of CG in Tron

most of it is hand drawn and painted

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:24, archived)

I alway thought the Genesis effect (1982) was a good cgi shot.

(waxdart hello., Thu 7 May 2009, 12:31, archived)

Ah yes, that was pretty amazing, given the vintage.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:34, archived)

Indeed

though at the ime, I preferred Last Action hero, and resisited Jurassic Park for weeks claiming a massive injustice had been done.

then I watched JP and realsied I was a fool

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:21, archived)

Last Action Hero, now you're talking.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:21, archived)

I thought that filum was great.

Some arch product placement, as well.

Plus automatic bonus for Charles Dance.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:26, archived)

"HELLO! I'VE JUST SHOT SOMEONE!"

"I DID IT ON PURPOSE!"
"I SAID I HAVE JUST KILLED A MAN AND I WISH TO CONFESS!"

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

*LOL*

yes indeed.....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:28, archived)

If god was a criminal, he'd be me

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:33, archived)

I think it's a cracking film

Hudson Hawk too... imagining Andi MacDowell is played by someone with talent

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:26, archived)

Hahahaha :D

Hudson Hawk's one of my favourite films.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:29, archived)

I saw it 3 times at the cinema

the T-rex bit in the rain and the raptor VS t-rex fight at the end still give me awesomes.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:23, archived)

I managed to see that in Detroit with a tall, stunning 16 year old blonde called Candi

/~Trufax, and I was also 16 at the time

Why am I telling you this? Hell, I'm telling everyone!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:24, archived)

*sits on hands, firmly shuts mouth and waggles eyebrows in consternation*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:58, archived)

Yeah, the /talk people have already gone wild over this fact.

I don't care. It looks shit. I'd only watch it to perv at Goldblum and I can do that elsewhere.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:00, archived)

Laura Dern

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:01, archived)

sam neil

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:02, archived)

not my type

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:03, archived)

Looks like the finest m-f transgender I've seen in some time.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:03, archived)

I used to really fancy her when I was younger.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:04, archived)

I used to fancy Chesney Hawk.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:05, archived)

he is the one and only though.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:07, archived)

I'll put my hand up to this one too.

- especially in Wild at Heart...

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enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:06, archived)

I watched that the other night for the first time in years

She is nice but far too thin.

I'd rather shag Nic Cage in that film... if I had to, y'know

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:20, archived)

I think I'd rather shag Bruce Dern

than Nic Cage...if I had to.

edit: I'd better stop posting, or that will be my random quote, for sure...

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enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

wild at heart

say no more

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:05, archived)

She's still got a face like a cupboard.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:05, archived)

a sexy cupboard

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:07, archived)

Really not my type.

She's very plain, to me. Except the Coulthardy bits.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:09, archived)

ner...

well... Goldblum looks like a bit of stretched gristle with an oversized adam's apple.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:11, archived)

He's very indicative of my type.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:12, archived)

big confused loljews?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:13, archived)

Yes. I only fuck my own people.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:14, archived)

haha

I was just describing Goldblum, nothing more.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:17, archived)

^ this.... oh yes, this.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:06, archived)

yes, indeed.

that film formed a significant part of my teenage years. I still don't think I've watched it all the way through, or with audible volume.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:06, archived)

downstairs in front of the video with the lights off

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:09, archived)

demi moore - striptease

not sure i have any idea of the plot though

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:12, archived)

oh, yes...

you beat me to it.

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enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:07, archived)

i can see the usual "its got fucking dinosaurs in it" reasoning isn't going to work here.

oh well. I've never seen hellraiser 2

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:04, archived)

It's got fucking cenobites in it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:04, archived)

exactly

have you seen thank you for smoking yet? i rewatched it the other night, really fun movie

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:07, archived)

No. Was I meant to?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:09, archived)

not that I know of. but if you're ever in the mood for looking at aaron eckhart's strangely compelling massive face, it's fun

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:10, archived)

I forget who that is.

Sorry, I'm really fucked off now so I might be a bit short with you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:11, archived)

oh... ok

never mind then

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:13, archived)

No talk, I just might be a bit humourless.

Who is he?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:13, archived)

two face in batman?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:21, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:21, archived)

with the proper lantern jaw

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:24, archived)

is that the Aaron Eckhart filum?

Edit: It appears it is... :)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:11, archived)

it is indeed.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:13, archived)

It's quite good, but has a slightly muddled plot

I actually like most of the Hellraiser films in one way or another

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:06, archived)

I've not seen any of the hellraisers.

they look really shite.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:08, archived)

i've seen the first one and thought it was alright.

not really my cup of horror tea though. not enough bruce cambell

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:09, archived)

What are they even about?

Other than a bloke having acupuncture.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:16, archived)

if you open the puzzle box

demons come out of the walls and fuck/rape/pierce/tease/tear/stimulate you to death

if you're lucky

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:19, archived)

That's about the size of it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:21, archived)

That's nice.

But what's the film about?

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:24, archived)

That's what happens whenever someone challenges me to a game of Uno.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:26, archived)

the first one is genuinely creepy, but they get sillier and sillier until 4 which is essentially Hellraiser meets Red Dwarf. I can't remember if it's 6 or 7 which is a direct sequel to the first one (and quite satisfies in that regard) but 8 with Lance Henriksson is really disappointing.

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:17, archived)

4 was fucking terrible.

1 and 2 are the best, 2 being my favourite for reasons unknown even to me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:19, archived)

Found it on imdb - number 6: Hellseeker is worth a look too

www.imdb.com/title/tt0274546/

a surprisingly good sequel

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:22, archived)

Oooh I've not seen that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:23, archived)

I've watched them all so that you don't have to

but I'd recommend this one

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

Noted, thanks poppet.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:30, archived)

eh? there's Hellraiser 8?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:23, archived)

yes

in which "Hellraiser" is an online video game and all the kids who play it go to a big house for a party, but the dad of their friend who killed himself...nah, it's too ridiculous to even explain

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:25, archived)

Nice one...

and has also given me an idea...

*runs to gaz*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:58, archived)

It's a UNIX system! I know this!

*hacks*

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enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:00, archived)

*greps*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:03, archived)

*had to look that one up

as doesn't really know Unix*

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enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:09, archived)

*gawks*

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spacefish bong!, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:10, archived)

*troffs*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:12, archived)

*sags*

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enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:13, archived)

*bashes*

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spacefish bong!, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:17, archived)

*fingers*

this could go on at least until teatime

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:18, archived)

*kills*

yep!

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enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:19, archived)

*awks*

that hurt by brainbox remembering that

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 12:26, archived)

Hahahha!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:00, archived)

Dodgeson!

We've got Dodgeson here!!

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:06, archived)

Fabulous, sir.

*clicks*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:10, archived)

woo!

that scene is so much more awesome in the book :)

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:13, archived)

hahaha :)

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 7 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

Dog whistle...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:45, archived)

haha i thought it was a Valin post at first

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Shada, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:45, archived)

You can teach a dog to whistle

but you can't make him drink.

Or sommat.

Nice!

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Joliet, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:46, archived)

I have a deep desire to put something on the tip of her lips

tip on tip action

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Victor Meldrew, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:47, archived)

haha!

he's too high-pitched for humans to hear...

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enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:49, archived)

hahahhahahahahhahah! Awesome, moley!

buggering hell, they've sorted the power issue, and it won't be going off now. Perhaps if I stab myself in the hand with a biro, I can get out of work.....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:50, archived)

start a small fire...

that ought to do it.

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enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

fit bird

good whistle motion too

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

I think I'm in love.

(And that's quite a cute girl, too)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:54, archived)

eurgh!

is that a mouth or has that dog just brought up it's own anus?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:53, archived)

Rhinocecirrel

meh

(Las Tonterias with a hint of cervical mothballs, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:26, archived)

awwwww!

If you shaved a Capibara's head, it'd probably look like that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:27, archived)

*phones RSPCA*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:28, archived)

I'm not going to!

I have shouted at some though, I thought they were voice activated robots.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:29, archived)

As part of your legal team,

I'm going to have to insist you come up with a better defence than "I thought they were voice activated robots', Ms Wow.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:31, archived)

But I did! They were being very still.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:31, archived)

It just won't play to the jury! I quit!

*joke about suggesting you look for new briefs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:33, archived)

I've got ROBOT knickers on, JPG.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:35, archived)

made of tinfoil?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:36, archived)

No, green and white stripy

with robots printed on the bum.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:37, archived)

Geekpance

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:38, archived)

You're damn right.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:39, archived)

Robot Knickers?

What is this madness?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:37, archived)

\o/ YES!

*bought three pairs*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:37, archived)

Well, this all sounds very right and proper.

You may have 18 points.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:39, archived)

:D why thank you!

I'm going out for a cigarette now. In my pants.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:40, archived)

What are these points?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:41, archived)

Firm and perky, hopefully

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:46, archived)

18?

Goodness!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:47, archived)

That beats even the woman in Total Recall!

It's win-win

win-win-win-win-win-win (cont. p94)

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:51, archived)

They are like green Shield Stamps.

Only less stamp-y. Or green.

Or having anything to do with Sheilds, either.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:48, archived)

Haha

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:50, archived)

Just the standard "bored office worker sex bore" drone.

Ignore it, JPG. The Cap'n isn't gonna put out, she's just gonna blah blah blah to any pathetically wide-eyed sap who's prepared to listen.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:41, archived)

*buys popcorn*

*gets seat near the front*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 11:42, archived)

I'm still going for a cigarette

it's more important.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:42, archived)

What'd we do without you, F?

*is a wide-eyed sap*

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:44, archived)

What's up today, chap?

You're being a tad bullish, shall we say?

I'm very lucky to be able to call her a IRL friend, but Robot Knickers always to be enquired about, don't ya think?

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:45, archived)

What's it like to have one of those IRL friends?

People that I used to call friends never want to do anything any more. When I go to visit they sit and play WoW because raiding with 24 strangers is more important than someone they have known for years...

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:49, archived)

In the case of young Ms Wow,

It's a delight....

:D

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:51, archived)

Thanks, pet :)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

Sometimes I do miss having real friends :'(

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:57, archived)

I'm swivel-eyed on sleep deprivation, antidepressants and booze,

and I'm looking for some cheap kicks without actually having to be in the same room as another human being.

And you haven't posted a freehand doodle for HOURS now, Mister.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:52, archived)

c'mere, you....

*manhugs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

Well get to fuck if you think you're getting your fucking kicks from me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:54, archived)

Already have, bored call centre dood!

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:56, archived)

Seriously, what's your problem?

or is it just the depressed binge drinking yawn thing?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:58, archived)

The latter, Cap'n.

And I won't continue to nip you if you don't find it fun.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:02, archived)

I find it fucking annoying.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:04, archived)

And it's ceased.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:09, archived)

ssssh! you've startled him

woo

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twig Save 6 Music, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:29, archived)

*Insert size of his nuts joke here*

Woo!

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Joliet, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:29, archived)

you should give him a horn

...or something

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:31, archived)

He looks really scared, bless him.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:32, archived)

wuuurgh!

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Shada, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:34, archived)

which reminds me

I've just taken possession of about a hundred tadpoles!

I haven't collected them since I was a kid, which of course in those pre-google days meant they all died rather horrid deaths

I shall be feeding them lettuce and liver until they are the size of cats!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 11:36, archived)

Yay!

train the resulting swarm of frogs to rob banks

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Shada, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:37, archived)

Yes!

*starts knitting frog balaclavas*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 11:39, archived)

I got stick insects this weekend, and have just heard that their former home has since been overrun by ants and all their relatives brutally killed :(

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:38, archived)

sounds like some kind of uprising!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 11:39, archived)

ants are very territorial I think

and the presence of a growing colony of stick insects in the kitchen must have upset them a bit

I only mention this because I wanted some of the tadpoles as well but they were hiding under the pondweed. Either that or the sticklebacks have eaten them all :/

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:41, archived)

where is all this happening? Tarzan's treehouse?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 11:42, archived)

haha

emvee's crucible of life

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Shada, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:44, archived)

my mom's apparently ordinary house in the West Midlands

I haven't even got onto the pigeons and the birds of prey (sparrowhawks, maybe?) that evicerate them on the lawn yet

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:44, archived)

is it like that scene in Ace Ventura where all the animals rise out of various household appliances and gather round?

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Shada, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:46, archived)

a bit

she's a teacher so there's always the school rabbit/fish/snails/insects/tadpoles around...my sister's just as bad, she's got the school chickens at the moment (in addition to two cats, one pregnant, plus hamsters and god know what else)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:49, archived)

haha

this is all in order!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 11:50, archived)

wouldn't have it any other way

...but damn those chickens look tasty

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:54, archived)

do you mean that in a sexy way?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 12:13, archived)

hahahahah! top 'shop!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:36, archived)

hehe!

are they being driven out by white Rhinocecirrels?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 11:37, archived)

What some of you young people fail to grasp is that there is, in fact, a god.

But His name is not "God", it's "Cyrille Regis".

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:37, archived)

and you should know

you've followed a few

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 11:41, archived)

aw....

look at his ickle face...

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enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:40, archived)

Not relevant to anyone under the age of 20 I wouldnt have thought..

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harpski, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:25, archived)

which is weird as Twitter is not relevent to anyone OVER the age of 20

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:26, archived)

Badum Tsh!

Edit: I call shenanigans!

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Joliet, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:28, archived)

who shenanigand?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:33, archived)

*holds hand out to be smacked*

It was me, sir - I mis-read.

Sorry.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:36, archived)

Bad JPG!

Go make us some tea!

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Joliet, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:46, archived)

Got some nice fruity teas with my office care-parcel this morning, will they do?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:09, archived)

hey are you reposting for compo in an existing thread!

*stokes fire*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 11:29, archived)

I'm so out of touch I couldn't find how to post in an existing thread

and add it to the compo...

Also, I post so rarely I wouldn't have thought anyone would have remembered that....

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harpski, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:33, archived)

And besides,

is it really that important in the scheme of things?

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harpski, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:35, archived)

who knows?

it could be the key the meaning of existence itself!

I remembered it cos it was good!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 11:38, archived)

Ta.

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harpski, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:47, archived)

Is it time for Tea(bot) ?

Proof he does work in glorious paper form
Print and make sheet here: s2.b3ta.com/host/creative/46786/1241648386/TeaBotTemplate.jpg
3d spinny here: www.b3ta.com/board/9426132

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:20, archived)

Oooooh

Does it hold Actual Tea™?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:21, archived)

no, but if you suck on his nozzle and think of tea

the effects of solvent abuse should overcome you in much the same way as a delicious and braw cuppa does with delight

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:22, archived)

Yay!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:33, archived)

This is rather strange

You have taken to papercrafts and last night I decided to have a try at drawing.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:21, archived)

This is old me, you're old enough to remember the

zombie fairy and boxy superheroes I made aren't you?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:22, archived)

I'm not sure

For I have... Amnesia
/American soap

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:25, archived)

Plus I basically lurked for the first 2 years of my account and didn't come on here much

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:29, archived)

well its nice to have you here now

I'd provide links of old paper making but I don't know where to look

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:31, archived)

Aw thanks :D

I'm still interested in that commission, I'm still deciding which versions of the characters I would like you to base it on though.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:36, archived)

all things gleeful

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:22, archived)

The tea comes out of his little tea cock!

nice.

(waxdart hello., Thu 7 May 2009, 11:22, archived)

He's lovely, you lovely little bunny wunny sausage chicky happytoastykins fuzzy face WOO PIE

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:22, archived)

*spluffs*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:23, archived)

*cuddles head*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:24, archived)

Yay!

I'll forward the link onto the missus who has a printer in her office :)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:23, archived)

This seems like an excellent idea!

\o/

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:23, archived)

hmmm

needs more biscuitbot

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 11:24, archived)

top idea

makes note to go along with other vending bots

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:25, archived)

and of course - don't foget ToastBot!

that should be your signature bot!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 11:30, archived)

we have toastbots, they're called toasters D:<

(

Shada, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:32, archived)

but are they on wheels?

hmm? hmm?

not thought this through have you?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 11:40, archived)

White, no sugar please, good TeaBot.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:24, archived)

he looks lonely

perhaps a biscuitron buddy is required
woo yay
EDIT: curses mindpissed

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twig Save 6 Music, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:24, archived)

very WOO!

in other news, the landlord off my office hasn't paid the electricity bill, and in a few minutes, we're about to be cut off.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:24, archived)

Hometime!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:24, archived)

I just might have to! Wooooooo!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:28, archived)

Yay!

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:25, archived)

What a result!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:25, archived)

hopefully you have enough time before the 'leccy goes off

for me to tell you that yo

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twig Save 6 Music, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:32, archived)

yay teabot FTW

anyone know the result of the recent tea v coffee poll?

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:25, archived)

hahaha

like that would ever be in question
Tea FTMFW

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:27, archived)

I like both :(

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:28, archived)

that's because you're bisensual

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:30, archived)

You knows it.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:31, archived)

weirdo

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:31, archived)

Not in the same cup, obviously.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:32, archived)

only one thing for it

What's better?

edit: this is now in palmnets top 10 most popular polls :D

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:52, archived)

I like NEITHER

HA!

(

Shada, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:33, archived)

You difficult bastard.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:36, archived)

I can't help it, the smell of tea or coffee makes me sick :(

(

Shada, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:36, archived)

Poor ittle Shaddlybuns.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:38, archived)

*Glee!*

This will replace zombie fairy on top of this year's Chistmas tree!

In the meantime it will serve as a permanent reminder to those around me that I want tea at all times x

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Joliet, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:26, archived)

I dream of someone making TeaBot a reality, evey desk in the land having a 2ft Teabot sat on it

he can chirrup and bleep to you with his smiley face as he dispenses hot tea from his cocktap

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:28, archived)

I'm really rather excited by this

development in tea technology!

(

enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:40, archived)

Brilliant :D

I DEMAND you re-shoot blur's coffee and TV with this guy in the lead role

(

Victor Meldrew, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:42, archived)

Teabot is lovely

(

Shlvng, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:05, archived)

Snake Plissken says : "Drink Tea!"

More Here

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:17, archived)

Reminds me of milky from Blur's Coffee and TV video

There's a cutout for that too

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:35, archived)

quick, nasty and shit...i apologise :(

(

cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:10, archived)

But what if the Hokey Cokey isn't what it's all about?

what then?

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:11, archived)

Alfie!

(

Joliet, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:12, archived)

Italian Job!

wut?

EDIT: sorry... being dim...

Everybody knows that no means yes
just like glasses come free on the NHS

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:13, archived)

\o/

(

Joliet, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:15, archived)

would you like a cup'o'tea father?

No.
Gwan.
No.

Gwan.Gwan.Gwan.Gwan.Gwan.Gwan.Gwan.Gwan.Gwan.Gwan.Gwan.Gwan.Gwan.

(waxdart hello., Thu 7 May 2009, 11:15, archived)

it is though

don't worry pet (administers Denise from This morning grimace)

(

cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:24, archived)

What is occurring with that chap's hair?

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:12, archived)

that's not his hair

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:13, archived)

It's a space station?

(waxdart hello., Thu 7 May 2009, 11:13, archived)

It's a huge tumour made out of bread.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:13, archived)

Man does not live by bread alone

Especially if that bread is slowly eating his brain

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:16, archived)

*looks at her sandwich in fear*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:17, archived)

Is it a nice sandwich?

The filling is key to the bread being a tasty treat or an unseen threat

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:18, archived)

Jam.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:21, archived)

It should be ok then

Unless it's plum jam

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:23, archived)

Berry things.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:24, archived)

Generic jam?

or fruit-specific?

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:24, archived)

I fear my sammich today

every element of it is past it's best.

I may resort to crisps and Mars bars

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:18, archived)

I've just gone and got mini cheddars.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:21, archived)

It's Shatner's

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:14, archived)

Bassoon

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:16, archived)

Joss Akland's Spunky backpack?

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:18, archived)

Don't forget your Clarkey-Cat..

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:19, archived)

Use your cheese-box and say no

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:23, archived)

i think he's suffering from

wrestler's kwif

(

cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:13, archived)

that's not his hair

he's being attacked by Dougal from the magic roundabout

(

twig Save 6 Music, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:13, archived)

"Quick, Nasty and Shit"

is the only law firm I use regularly.

And it's also my favourite Jimmy Cliff song.

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:16, archived)

damn

you've got me singing along now....:(

(

cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:19, archived)

Converted from the Twitter maintenance page

I know it's rubbish but I'm new (despite receiving the newsletter for years)

(Salvadore Peagrove needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:07, archived)

All seems to be in order.

Pull up a shop, use a kitten as a chair.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:08, archived)

Only ugly kittens though

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:09, archived)

They're all ugly after being used as a chair

tasty though

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Hellzapoppin, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:51, archived)

why is this rubbish?

made me smile through my throaty pain

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:09, archived)

*stops strangling* you should have said.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:09, archived)

I forgot the safe word

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:10, archived)

It's always aardvark.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:10, archived)

That sounds like some dreary US arthouse film

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:12, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:13, archived)

spang!

hahaha!!

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twig Save 6 Music, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:15, archived)

Juliet Bravo!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:12, archived)

Bravo Two Zero

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:14, archived)

\o/ FOXTROT ALPHA ECHO

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:15, archived)

oh , you....

*mwah*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:17, archived)

*cuddle*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:17, archived)

I think it's just TOAP.

www.robertburko.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/twitter_maintenance.png

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:13, archived)

Goodness!

There are all kinds of things happening in here. And I like them.

Top stuff.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:09, archived)

congrats on a decent 1st post

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:10, archived)

I'm not sure what's going on here

but I assume that's because I'm not on Twitter and I don't really understand what it is. I'm RISing at this whole compo.

Welcome, pull up a chair and shop a kitten, you'll never leave etc.

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:12, archived)

I have no idea what is going on here.

But it's suitably hatstand, so welcome.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:15, archived)

I for one would like it if people would stop saying: "I know it's rubbish, but here it is anyway"

1. If you really think it's rubbish, don't post it.
2. ...
3. Prophet!

But hey, welcome to b3ta

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:20, archived)

Good point

well made

(Salvadore Peagrove needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:26, archived)

Fail Whale

Sorry had to :-S

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sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:56, archived)

The fail is strong in this one

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:56, archived)

Yay!

That's nice

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:57, archived)

Awwwwwwww!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:58, archived)

Pfft!

I watched Mean Girls last night.

Lindsay Lohan was fucking hot!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:01, archived)

It is a good film.

~~was~~ is
Still would.

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:03, archived)

its a bloody brilliant movie is that

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:04, archived)

that was a surprisingly good film, yes.

also : ten things I hate about you.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:04, archived)

*also loves*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:05, archived)

THATS a great film

ut why in US movies are the 'strange' girls always so foxy, and the suppossed 'babes' much less so. Julia Stiles FTW!

I missed Mean Girls the other night.
Is it on Film 4 currently?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:08, archived)

well, it's kind of set up that way, though

the old 'ugly'-girl-lets-her-hair-down-and-takes-her-glasses-off-and-is-revealed-to-be-a-hot-hollywood-actress bit.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:14, archived)

Truth abotu Cats and Dogs was the worst

It's OBVIOUS FROM THE FIRST SHOT of her that Garafalo is fucking gorgeous!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:20, archived)

He's happy

because he's donating his body to scientific research

(

fuscous, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:02, archived)

whaley looks happy

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:03, archived)

That's lovely.

And if Grunty thinks I've forgotten about trying to stretch him artistically, he's got another thing coming.

I'm just avoiding piling on the direct pressure, cos he's a delicate sod.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:04, archived)

stretch him artistically?

O_0

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:07, archived)

Quite...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:10, archived)

*slaps about a bit*

I've warned you before.

Anyhow, No image posting from me anymore, lad.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:08, archived)

Whut?!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:12, archived)

'tis true.

For a while, anyhow.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:14, archived)

I demand* an explanation for this outrage**

* politely request
**highly disappointing turn of events

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:18, archived)

Good.

I'm fed up to the back teeth with the amazing raytraced stuff.

Giz some puerile scrawled crap anyday.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:13, archived)

You're walking a fine line, sir....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:16, archived)

Nooo!

Don't summon the Fail Whale!

Woo!

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Joliet, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:05, archived)

Say cheese

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:56, archived)

Ha ha ha.

One of the Gorgs out of Fraggle Rock, bottom left.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:59, archived)

I think you'll find that's Meg when Quagmire was her dad.

Poor woman. I hope they take the corners off.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:59, archived)

Unnecessary cruelty to Meg

is the best thing about Family Guy

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:00, archived)

Fresh glass of BETTER DAUGHTER

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:02, archived)

Haha

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:03, archived)

\o/

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:07, archived)

the news says that the sagging will pass as the muscles and nerves recover from the trauma

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:01, archived)

Oh, well that's ok then.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:01, archived)

Yeah but that's what they tell fat people after the 'trauma' of too much cayke

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:10, archived)

twwwooo wwweeeeksss...

/hull

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:00, archived)

Blame it on Baldy

(mick m, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:52, archived)

*Yakkety Saxes*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:54, archived)

two-tone Benny is two-tone

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:55, archived)

haha

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:56, archived)

The wimmen in bikinis can't be far behind

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Joliet, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:06, archived)

soccerlolz

I laughed for a good five minutes solid when Barca scored.

Ashley's face was a fucking picture!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:11, archived)

Episode II: More Twitter Related Shit, I'd Have Thought

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:46, archived)

yes yes yes yes yes

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:47, archived)

Nice one :)

although I think Jango's helmet is probably a little snug round the ears...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:47, archived)

why does it have a handle?

is that for dragging him through airports?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:48, archived)

He's a big Radio 2 listener.

The added antenna helps him catch Popmaster.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:51, archived)

not Desmond Carrington then?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:53, archived)

I blame insomnia.

And apathy. Always apathy.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:48, archived)

I don't care.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:53, archived)

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:58, archived)

http://www.b3ta.com/board/9427410

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:00, archived)

Ha ha, you cunt.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:11, archived)

well it was begging for it...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:13, archived)

haha

Being Martin Clunes

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:48, archived)

OH NO!

if i wasn't sniggering so much, i would fetch the heavy spanging pan

(

spacefish bong!, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:48, archived)

Martin Clones hahaha

perhaps he will play a grumpy doctor on tatooine with lots of yorkel humour.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:48, archived)

Or possibly desecrate the memory of the

wonderful Leonard Rossiter by unnecessarily remaking one of his shows.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:52, archived)

Oh yes he's doing that now isn't he

the worse thing about it is he's not playing Reginald Perrin he's playing Leonard Rossiter playing Reginald Perrin which doesn't work because only Rossiter could do that. Martin is a great comedian he should have made the part his own not copy-cat the style.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:59, archived)

I dunno

there are definite shades of Gary in there too

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:07, archived)

I'm I the only one who thinks it's actually not bad

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:12, archived)

It's not looking good, sir

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:30, archived)

I wonder what's in all those pouches around his waist

I bet it's drugs

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:49, archived)

Peanut Flavour Jelly Beans and bits of string.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:51, archived)

i went yesterday and bought string, paint thinner and elastic bands for the first time in my life

i never new hardware shops could be so intoxicating

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:57, archived)

Oh they are top.

You should make a point of buying specialty tools regularly, just to keep the experience fresh.

/has a cupboard under the stair full of un-needed tools blog

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:00, archived)

my dad has the finest of un-needed tools, he bought himself a lathe and i think has used it a total of 4 times

i have a terrible compulsion when it comes to paint brushes.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:04, archived)

They are terrifying.

Always *ALWAYS* make a list and stick to it!

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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:01, archived)

I got tools for my birthday

I've already used them three times

mostly to get this fucker out of his packaging :D \o/

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:06, archived)

is that as awesome as it looks?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:07, archived)

yes

oh yes

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:08, archived)

clone food

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:51, archived)

Class, sir

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:50, archived)

I tell ya, it's the future.

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Joliet, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:35, archived)

hah

don't joke

I've heard that B3ta might be buying out another website

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:36, archived)

Myspace

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ClanSoul, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:38, archived)

Oh?

I bet it has something to do with photoshopping bitches and whatnot

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:38, archived)

It'd redirect to a page saying "Unless you pay us"

And links to everyone's paypal.

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ClanSoul, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:42, archived)

\o/

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:49, archived)

is it argos?

(waxdart hello., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:38, archived)

hmmm

the new range of b3ta merchandise available exclusively at argos.co.uk

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:40, archived)

Maybe its argos.com - you can buy a nice house

argos.com's webstats may look a little odd today.

(waxdart hello., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:41, archived)

I dare say they get a lot of internet traffic from Basingstoke

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:44, archived)

*LOL*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:40, archived)

goatse.cx?

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:40, archived)

It bought that years ago

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Joliet, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:41, archived)

there was a gap in the market

a GAPING HOLE you might say, ROFL

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:44, archived)

haha

or even glassco.cx

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:41, archived)

4chan

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:41, archived)

One member at a time

(

zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:41, archived)

4chan doesn't have members

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ClanSoul, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:42, archived)

Well one racist paedophile troll at a time then.

Whatever

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zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:44, archived)

Most of 4chan isn't racist, a paedophile or a troll.

It's pretty much just /b/
And even then, most people frown upon illegal porn being posted.

(

ClanSoul, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:46, archived)

You always come out of the woodwork when someone bashes 4chan

I wasn't making a fucking legal argument

(

zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:48, archived)

It's just a common misconception that gets on my nerves,

when people say "4chan", they mean "/b/", which is only one board on 4chan and is by far the worst of them.
Most of the other messageboards are fine.

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ClanSoul, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:50, archived)

thats a fairly dumb thing to get on your nerves.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:58, archived)

I think you are stretching the word "common" there, a bit...

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:58, archived)

and "fine"

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:00, archived)

Your pointless pedantry really knows no bounds does it.

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:46, archived)

Yes, it knows bounds.

It just hasn't met them yet.

(

ClanSoul, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:47, archived)

meatspin.com?

(

pzyko Query failed., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:41, archived)

thedailychemtrail.com

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:41, archived)

Pfft!

PLease lord, not rense.com!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:42, archived)

hahaha, that would be fun :)

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:42, archived)

haha

*is edjumacated*

who's that tossrag?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:43, archived)

The Lord?

he's an imaginary psychic construct built to assuage the fears of Man. but that's not important right now.

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:46, archived)

I just wanted to tell you both 'good luck'. We're counting on you.

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:49, archived)

I need to click 'I like this'

:D
Edit: So I did.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:53, archived)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:06, archived)

hahaha liking this :)

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:57, archived)

news.bbc.co.uk?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:41, archived)

It's obviously ilovehorses

It's the only way we can guarantee it will always be there for us.

(

zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:42, archived)

It's google isn't it?

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:43, archived)

shhh

there are big wheels in motion

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:45, archived)

hahaha!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:55, archived)

havetheyshotobamayet.com

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:45, archived)

"Have they Shoto Bamyet".com

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ClanSoul, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:52, archived)

who?

i didn't think b3ta had any money, though i can imagine rob might bail out a mate's site if he was feeling flush. we're not exactly a corporate takeover sort of place

(

spacefish bong!, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:51, archived)

no idea

just thought It'd start off a thread of nonsense

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:55, archived)

why i oughta!

(

spacefish bong!, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:50, archived)

Nicely ma'am...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:38, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:39, archived)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:39, archived)

Strong stuff right there...

*clicks*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:39, archived)

Ta muchly everyone

AND I thought it up all on my ownsome *proud*.

Although it took far too long for what it is.

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Joliet, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:43, archived)

I've heard that Elvis onceplayed a cruel practical joke on the Dalai Lama

The Dalai, in return, tied Elvis to chair, removed his shoes, covered the soles his feet in aniseed and then let his German Shepherd, Wolfie, lick them until Elvis pleaded, through the giggles, for him to stop.

But you didn't hear that from me.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:44, archived)

Now that's karma in action.

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:46, archived)

@joliet nicely

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spacefish bong!, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:51, archived)

k3b/-\b is drawing nothing, but instead whinging about not getting laid.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:52, archived)

Haha

EDIT: Finally a decent compo entry with my name on it :D

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Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:56, archived)

Haha :)

However, after taking advice from Prince I am now pursuing legal action.

(

Monty Propps, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:46, archived)

Shirley?

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Ninj, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:28, archived)

i've seen this like ten times and i still dont know what it even means :(

(

Shada, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

you need to get down with some Frankie Howerd info

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frankie_Howerd

There'll be a test after lunch

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:30, archived)

You are well under 30

aicmfp

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

aah... so young

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:34, archived)

Lovely stuff, Mr S

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:34, archived)

Hahahaha...

Brilliant Joe!! :)

(

Ninj, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:37, archived)

You seen it like 10 times?

A simile of looking at something 10 times! What the feck it that?

(waxdart hello., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:37, archived)

\o/

Mr Howerd, we salute you.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

Nice wee bottle.

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

like a Paul Masson wine bottle

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

Paul Masson California Carafes...

They're really.... jolly good.

Edit: www.youtube.com/watch?v=olI8qGPrY_Y

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:34, archived)

Haha!

Pass the wee bottle.
:D

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:35, archived)

The 1970s carafe!

Woo!
:D

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:34, archived)

*ahem*
80s

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:37, archived)

Nah! I'm sure Paul Masson was getting Orson Welles to flog his carafes in the 70s...

However, I might be wrong...
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:43, archived)

Sandeman Sherry, that was.

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:46, archived)

oooh :)

*ponders how likely an online version of pompeii is*

(

weaver., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

About as likely as the BBC showing this

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:35, archived)

Up (the) Bomb-bay?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:36, archived)

I would

Valerie Leon is a godam FOX!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:36, archived)

I was a particular fan of her 1974 classic

"Can You Keep It Up for a Week?"

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:39, archived)

haha

bahh :( looks like a trip to hmv/a gander at amazon is in order then

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weaver., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:46, archived)

Heads, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:35, archived)

Heads and Tails: Too Hot for TV?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:36, archived)

Ooo noooo... well yes... but noooo....

hehe Frankie Howard top notch.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:33, archived)

*salutes*

excellent stuff Ninjy :D

*spends rest of day doing Frankie Howerd impressions*

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:35, archived)

Thanks lully!

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Ninj, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:37, archived)

marvellous....

his curious visage always brightens my day

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:35, archived)

Yes, more than once.

This Image Challenge is shit.

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:38, archived)

OK so rather than moan about it I tried to put a little bit of thought and effort into the compo instead.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:25, archived)

haha

nice one headwound

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

spangingly enjoyable

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spacefish bong!, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:27, archived)

Yay but where is Wossy?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:27, archived)

Don't do Wossy.

Hardly do anyone really. Hammer is amusing though. He must be pushing 50 now and still tries to give it the full hip hop treatment :D

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

That's the spirit!

Woo!

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:27, archived)

nice one

i cant think of anything for this challenge

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:27, archived)

Arf :)

This made me chuckle

(THE_REAL_SHAQ is Shaquille O'Neal, basketball man in the New World)

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zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:28, archived)

oh that reminds me, I have a brilliant idea for this...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:28, archived)

oh go on then

have a woo

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twig Save 6 Music, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:30, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

Nice one, sir

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:41, archived)

yam it twister joke tiem?

nicely done :)

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:50, archived)

Why would you

associate Jackson, an alleged nonce, with 2 openly gay consenting adults?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:09, archived)

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harpski, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:22, archived)

He looks nothing like her?

(waxdart hello., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:23, archived)

It's been a few years.

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zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:23, archived)

pffft

not heard anything from BDB recently, is he still about?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:23, archived)

Beau Bo?

He posted last week I think....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:25, archived)

badly drawn boy

the guy in the pic

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

Now I feel ludicrously silly :D

The answer to the question is no then, he hasn't done anything since 2006.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:37, archived)

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:06, archived)

If you go here you get to see all his work about an hour before he posts it on b3ta...

www.bbdo.co.uk/blog/

edit: well, not badly drawn boy, pah.

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zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

It was a couple of years ago now

so maybe her leg just grew and a beard

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:24, archived)

haha!

I was thinking...

de-ris

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:24, archived)

Anyone else think the sketch looks suspiciously like Gerry Mccann?

Albeit with a few added warts and stuff.

It's pantomime villainesque.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

Its definitely Damon hill,

because:
1) It looks like him
2) The cheekbone, eyebrows and chin form the shape of Africa.
3) A brit with the surname Hill once won the South African GP which was EXACTLY located where the furthest right zit is on his chin.
4) And thats where Maddies hidden.

Its all there for us, we just have to work it out logically.

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harpski, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:33, archived)

You had me at 1)

I was going to do this with Damon Hill first, but couldn't find a decent picture of him before he was all gray and trampy.
hehe

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:38, archived)

hehe

another for the list

Marc Almond, Kevin Rowland, Damon Hill, Poorly Rendered Lad

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:24, archived)

my first thought

on seeing the police illustration was that it looks like her Dad

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twig Save 6 Music, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:25, archived)

zomg!

is her mum still hawt?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:28, archived)

you've fwapped to Maddy's Mum?

you must've felt guilty afterwards

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twig Save 6 Music, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:34, archived)

only when her dad joined in

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:39, archived)

she's under his hat

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twig Save 6 Music, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:24, archived)

what is it with people wearing wooly hats in the sunshine

they'll not feel the benefit come winter

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

you get to wear two hats

and a hoody in winter in a hip-hop gangsta stylee

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twig Save 6 Music, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

I have so much to learn

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:40, archived)

I thought it was this guy:

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..wil, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:25, archived)

Haha

Is he the baddy from chitty chitty bang bang?

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Hellzapoppin, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:40, archived)

badly talented boy

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:25, archived)

I found a quality belm:

And aminated it.
sauce

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..wil, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:12, archived)

haha

nice wrist action on the left hand there!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

Miss! She's swearing at me!

Woo :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

arf! a slight whiff of mong

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

the new fragrance from Rob Manuel

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twig Save 6 Music, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

LOL!

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..wil, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:16, archived)

haha

works 100% of the time, none of the time!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:16, archived)

hahaha

because you're worth shit

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:17, archived)

Pfft!

Made from 100% mosh girl!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:17, archived)

Guitar Zero

nicely

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twig Save 6 Music, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:14, archived)

Mongles :-)

feels inspired...

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:14, archived)

Hahahaha!!! Here's the Queen of Belm....

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:14, archived)

makes me shudder

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

hahaha

Have you ever imagined the queen naked?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

Ye Gods!

*bokes*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:23, archived)

Mmmm... nicely wrapped.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:23, archived)

hahahaha!

that's disgusting

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spacefish bong!, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:53, archived)

yay for curly grey hairs

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:54, archived)

Sweet Jesus

I wondered what I was scrolling onto there!

Woo!

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Monty Propps, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:45, archived)

this is rhythmically perfect

woo

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:16, archived)

HA!

Nicely!

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..wil, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:16, archived)

Her Royal Gurnness

hehe I love your fluid organic style of animation - I would try this technique myself but I could never better this or wish to rip-off your style - I bow to your brilliant.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:20, archived)

Wow! Thanks very much!

*blushes*
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

haha

nicely done :)

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:56, archived)

At last, proof that folk music *is* bad for your health.

Edit: weird capo, too.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

it's a GIRL'S capo

hello grunty

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:22, archived)

Greetings Mighty N!

All well in the land of Hi-Jinx and Japery?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:24, archived)

i don't know that its bad for you, but the enforced beard wearing is a little ridiculous

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:28, archived)

It's only a tiny step to saying 'Hey Nonny Nonny' and drinking

mead.
Then I'm calling the police.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

i sometimes feel that england got sorely shortchanged in the folk music department

Ireland has the finest folk music in the world, songs that'd melt your face and stir your blood. When they finish singing you feel the deep passionate urge to fight or marry the first thing you see.
England has thirteen poofs in white clothes with hankies and bells tied to them, chanting "hey nonny nonny" and failing to hit one another with big oak sticks.

but we had an empire the sun never set on

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:39, archived)

*indicates sun rapidly ducking under the horizon*

We may need to tool up, Tom.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:44, archived)

fuckin' a

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:47, archived)

Marvellousness

TJ - who was the author of that Gaviscon gag with the punchline "it's like a fireman came in your mouth"? It's gone viral, and is doing the email rounds, but without a tag...

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

same here :)

got it last week, claiming it was a 'south african' translation of the original ad...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:16, archived)

yes exact same twist in mine too

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:21, archived)

I could never see the ad without seeing spunk

Also never thought about bringing it to b3ta. It's like carrying water to the sea ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:19, archived)

Twas hobnobgoblin

It was on reddit yesterday, linked to imageshack

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zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:19, archived)

ah, thank you.

hobnobgoblin should be told :)

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:22, archived)

hahahahahahah!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:18, archived)

i make that face when i spack up playing the guitar too

in fact, i make that face an awful lot. but my carer just says i'm special

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spacefish bong!, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:20, archived)

I have a strong feeling that's exactly what this was,

a 'Mmmmmmmnnnnnnnggg!' at a total spack up on the geetar!
Thanks for sharing gurly! ;)

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..wil, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:24, archived)

Birds are for killing, not sending messages.

(whoorinpirate A good ould dictator's all that's needed!, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:11, archived)

Your spelling of bitches worries me....

Nice pic :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:12, archived)

Hahah, cheers, first post!

I should be studying... Ah well!

(whoorinpirate A good ould dictator's all that's needed!, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:24, archived)

100% truth.

Also: corsica.forums-actifs.com/charcuterie-f8/pate-de-merle-t85.htm

Blackbird pate ftmfw!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:16, archived)

Yearr.

I must try that, along with squirrel, and maggoty crow. Mmmm.

(whoorinpirate A good ould dictator's all that's needed!, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:25, archived)

It's lovely, actually.

Specialty of the island.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:28, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:21, archived)

Suck on that proles!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:10, archived)

arf!

actually, puns on the word twitter aside, there's some great stuff in this challenge

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spacefish bong!, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:12, archived)

It's the same as every compo I think.

as long as people think a bit, and don't just play on the word twitter, you can get some half decent ideas :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

I'm going to do 50 different versions of "Twatter".

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:16, archived)

Don't forget Shitter too.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:17, archived)

then put them all into one of those image-combiney things

so that from a distance they look like darth vader?

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spacefish bong!, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:19, archived)

true

funny people will continue to be funny whatever the subject, i guess

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spacefish bong!, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:17, archived)

Like Zaks awesome entry down there :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:19, archived)

love the song

love the video, love the band and i love this

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:14, archived)

Well thank you :)

I couldn't quite believe it was 19 years old when I was researching this....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:16, archived)

*applauds*

nicely, sir

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:17, archived)

Thank you :)

As I posted it under a threadrush, I think I will pearoast it in a new thread later ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:18, archived)

A fine strategy.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:20, archived)

Hahahahaha

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ClanSoul, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

Nice. Have a *click*

But, didn't Dave Rotheray sing the male vocal on this?
(Edited to correct spelling)

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:40, archived)

O Rly?

I thought Paul Heaton sang all the songs and David Rotheray was the lead guitarist :S

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:44, archived)

Yep.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttuA1UEUAI0
I'm not having a go! I don't know why I even mentioned it. I must by a closet pedant! :D

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:02, archived)

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