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# *Guilty* yes, I have been to see them actually play in real life at some point in the past

So I supose that makes me a 'fan'....



EDIT yes, there is a small technical wrongdoing in the picture but don't get too excited, I did notice...just not a perfectionist...
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:05, archived)
# Beckham as goalkeeper and Maradonna and Pele in defence O_o
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:07, archived)
# squad selection
field position is on a different tab :-)
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Top is always the goalie :P
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:18, archived)
# that tab that says 'Formation'
else they'd have a number by their name, surely...?
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:22, archived)
# calm down dear



:)
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Is this bad?
I like the idea of Robocop "Your freekick punk!"
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:10, archived)
# He would just arrest everyone and then go in to robo dick mode and sodomise them all
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:20, archived)
# never mind frying himself with mains electricity
trying to understand the offside rule should reset his prime directives a treat.

/complicated
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:20, archived)
# and defence goalkeeper as pele and beckam in maradonna
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Why can't it be more like Speedball
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:18, archived)
# I ask this question about a lot of everyday activities, like doing the washing up.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:20, archived)
# I was playing speedball 2 yesterday, still love it
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:22, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:10, archived)
# But Gandalf would constantly be shouting "You SHALL not PASS!", and that would be confusing...
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:10, archived)
# he's greedy with the ball
like Ronaldo.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:12, archived)
# pfffffffffffft
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:14, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Is the technical problem that it's about football and is therefore of no value to human society.
*waits for someone to reprimand me for having a go at football like I've just beaten a defenceless child with a hammer*
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:11, archived)
# i got it
it's only ten players, i am a fottie fan after all. yay me!! you're going home in a fucking ambulance.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:14, archived)
# To quote Ed Byrne
You don't go Home in an ambulance.

you go to Hospital in an ambulance.

and THEN go home. Later on.

Maybe get a lift from your dad....

(, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:16, archived)
# hahahaha!
he's a very astute young man
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:17, archived)
# lol where's yoda
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Manager
Game of two halves it is, is it not?
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:31, archived)
# I expect Yoda AND at least one of the ninja turtles in the second half
pick your favourite
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Boticelli
no wait, was he the renaissance painter that DIDN'T get called as a Ninja Turtle ?
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:45, archived)
# actually, very few renaissance painters got promoted to ninjas
i think around four or something
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:07, archived)
# toap lols
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:57, archived)
# see also ;)

excuse the comic sans - i was young etc. ...
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:02, archived)
# show me a home where the buffalo roam
and i'll show you a house full of cowshit :D
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:03, archived)
# "very messy carpet" is the way the goodies told it
:D
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:07, archived)
# ahh i got it from jasper carrot
oh well
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:10, archived)
# a fine choice nonetheless sir :)
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:12, archived)
# genuine ROFL there sir
wp :-)
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:04, archived)
# have you taken the brave leap
...and actually deleted Comic Sans from your compouter?
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:07, archived)
# not yet
but i use responsibly now (ie never)
not like other muppets at work :(
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:11, archived)
# HELL, is what this requires.
Speaking of chopin', here is why the internet is so cool-

I'm replying from a pile of logs with a steel cable and a tractor, while listening to non-Chopin punk rock. INTERNETS!
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:05, archived)
# what flavour tractor?
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Yikes. I have limited resources out here. I raped this from an email.
1961 Case
Photobucket
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:16, archived)
# PROPER JOB!
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:34, archived)
# but how does the pile of logs connect to the net?
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:08, archived)
# via the steel cable?
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:11, archived)
# arf!


(, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:05, archived)
# Dave the Cat?
Woo
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:08, archived)
# hohohoho
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:12, archived)
# It's just arpeggios
he's not really that good a player.

(Woo !)
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Oh dear God.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:06, archived)
# I'll be Bach in half an hour for that
but I am Offenbach sooner than I say.
Give me a Liszt.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:06, archived)
# arf
high C what you done here
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Old news?
Apologies if this is old news, it just struck me that this was truely b3tan:

news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/newsbeat/newsid_7961000/7961224.stm

only it isn't purple
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:42, archived)
# FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL!
Why not potter back to your granny home?
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:43, archived)
# get back in your box for fuck's sake
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:49, archived)
# or an image
or come to that a fruit trifle.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:43, archived)
# This is why I say children or the mentally challanged shouldn't use the net!
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:44, archived)
# children i can understand
but b3ta would be dead on its arse without the latter.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:45, archived)
# and what about the children?
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:46, archived)
# cooked and served with roast potatoes, Yorkshire puddings, swede and carrots
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:47, archived)
# True
It is Sunday.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:49, archived)
# I had prawn curry with naan bread
Next time I make it I will add some onion and make it hotter
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:54, archived)
# I'm having cheese, crackers and pickled onions.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:55, archived)
# I will be having some cheeses later or maybe now
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:56, archived)
# leave them alone
they are the future, or as i prefer to think of them a handy stash for when times are hard.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:50, archived)
# well spotted that man
:)
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:48, archived)
# you're really on the ball with this news
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:45, archived)
# OK, OK,
I won't do it again!
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Yes please don't
read the cocking FAQ and look at the date on the news item!

Seriously. Are you able to tie your own shoes?
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:47, archived)
# you caved in far to quickly and didn't put up nearly enough of a fight
although i will refer you to this
www.b3ta.com/features/faq/#nopicture
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:49, archived)
# No it's OK
He can justify backing people that can't find their arses with a map. This is the links board after all.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Hahaha I like you
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:54, archived)
# Well done, I am pleased for you. You can see how pleased I am by looking at my face, see, it looks pleased
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:46, archived)
# there's a whale in the Thames?
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:47, archived)
# Ridden by the ghost of princess Di
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:48, archived)
# John peel and the pope are dead
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:48, archived)
# the pope never dies
he just transmogrifies. ZOMG the pope is Dr Who!
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:49, archived)
# in reverse
as each time he dies the new one is older
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:51, archived)
# What? When
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:53, archived)
# well, son of a gun!
You mean I finally get to crawl out of this rice patty and rejoin my family?
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:54, archived)
# NO ONE FUCKIN TOLD ME
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:54, archived)
# OMG Matt Lucas is dead??
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:48, archived)
# Is this just wishful thinking?
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:49, archived)
# more or less :D he was the one in big brother, right?
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:50, archived)
# the cunt gets every where, kind of like craps but worse
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:51, archived)
# matt lucas is great...it's that other cunt Walliams that I can't stand
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:51, archived)
# I can't see the point in him
He is on my list of 'what is point in them'
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:52, archived)
# thank you baked potato!
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:56, archived)
# I indeed
I can stand him to a point
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:58, archived)
# I think he's one of the funniest if not the funniest charecter comedian out there

just a shame they overused the Little Britain stuff to the point
that people got sick of hearing the same Catch phrases over and over every week
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:03, archived)
# He needs to go it alone now
Before the damage gets any worse
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:05, archived)
# I'd love that to happen, David Walliams is a twat

ooh da vinci code's on..laters
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:07, archived)
# here's a purple one especially for you
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:48, archived)
# Yay, Crown Jewels ham
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:50, archived)
# TOUCH THE COCKHAM
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:51, archived)
#

(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:54, archived)
# hahaha
b3ta version 1
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:55, archived)
# amazing!
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:58, archived)
# Thanks for reminding me to put 2001 on my rental list :)
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:06, archived)
# the best!
excellent :-)
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Oh don't post this!
By Micto's rules you have to phalate the hamtoucher!
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:52, archived)
# I have to what?
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:55, archived)
#
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:03, archived)
# PINEAPPLES!
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:04, archived)
#
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:49, archived)
# loltergeist!
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:50, archived)
# LOLOPOLIS
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:51, archived)
# LOLLINGHAM!
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:32, archived)
# haha
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Hi all!!
whats happening?
oh....
i'll pop back later....
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:52, archived)
# BENNY BENNY BENNY
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:53, archived)
# word up mofo!
he needs more ginger!
=D
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:55, archived)
# indeed sire
I am orf now to read Savalas Jnr a bedtime story.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:56, archived)
# ace!
make sure it's a roald dahl!
i'm off to bathe..
*sniff self*
*runs to bathroom*
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:58, archived)
# it was!
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:52, archived)
# gordon---what about the economy,jobs,the housing market,the expenses scandal?............well?
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:36, archived)
# Har Har Har :D
Is the source from that fat bloke with glasses who is in a duo with a
small quiet bloke, i think they're magicians/comedians or something?
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:38, archived)
# spot on:)
penn/teller
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:39, archived)
# I'm not sure how i could tell, i think it was from the hand.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:40, archived)
# haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha!
*clicks*
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:39, archived)
# heh heh.........don't need to post my subtitles one then
:)
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Yeah
Love the duck muck.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:43, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
nicely done.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:41, archived)
# hahaha like it
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:41, archived)
# haha!!
YES
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:42, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:44, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Ha ha ha, shitting hell.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:54, archived)
# ha ha ha invisible thumb!
:D
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Hahaha,
what a rude man!
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:01, archived)
# haha
if I had the ability I'd add in the Gordon Brown smile at the end but I don't :(
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Source-y language ahoy!
(, Tue 12 May 2009, 20:32, archived)
# You can have him.

Damned thing casts a dark shadow over the living room and scares off guests.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:16, archived)
# deary me.
He's clearly out his box.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:18, archived)
# Oh look its "phil the empty box" :D
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:22, archived)
#
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:22, archived)
#
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:22, archived)
# I've shagged worse.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:27, archived)
#
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:28, archived)
# *paranoid andriods*
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:30, archived)
# this is what I think Catnipppp looks like
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:34, archived)
# I thought he looked like the dead one out of Two Fat Ladies.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:36, archived)
# the illuminati won't be beaming any bozos rays into your mind today
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:34, archived)
# That was my neighbour last year
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:55, archived)
# :). Mind if I leave this here, it's not worth its own thread to a remarkable extent, even on Sunday
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:23, archived)
# worth a :D though
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:53, archived)
# I shall leave this here, it should be quite safe.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:05, archived)
# That's amazing-ish
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:09, archived)
# I saw that
*sulks*
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Apologies, it looked rastered from scratch at this size.
When i saw the cfb, i realised it was mainly a combination of filters.

But the end result is still good :) I've wrecked it haven't i?
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:15, archived)
# It is rather woo!
Yay
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:14, archived)
# Gorgeous
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:22, archived)
# That's great.
Far superior to the spoked version.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Plotting the Empire's sinister schemes


(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:01, archived)
# hahaha :)
"You missed a bit you bastard" *Finger lighting* "Shit, that has left a big sooty bloody mess on the window now"
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:03, archived)
# on the *other* side of the window....
oh shit now i'm being sucked into space....
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:07, archived)
# He has no lungs
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:10, archived)
# and now you will see the power of this fully operational *squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee* sorry! carry on mate.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:07, archived)
# If you want streaks on your windows, you're going the right way about it.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:11, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:13, archived)
#

(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Ha ha!
Nice one... made me spit a mouthful of tea everywhere!!!
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Cheers :D
and Wilkommen!
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Thanks!
Cheers! You've got some good stuff on here... definately appeals to my sense of humour, thanks for all the laughs!
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:29, archived)
# "That'll be 20 credits, mate. And stop waving your hand like that, Sith mind tricks won't get you out of paying."
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:09, archived)
# No, they won't-a. What? You think you're some kind of Jedi, waving your hand around like that? I'm a Toydarian. Mind tricks don't work on me. Only money
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:13, archived)
#
Randal Graves: [talking about the second Death Star] A construction job of that magnitude would require a helluva lot more manpower than the Imperial army had to offer. I'll bet there were independent contractors working on that thing: plumbers, aluminum siders, roofers.
Dante Hicks: Not just Imperials, is what you're getting at...
Randal Graves: Exactly. In order to get it built quickly and quietly they'd hire anybody who could do the job. Do you think the average storm trooper knows how to install a toilet main? All they know is killing and white uniforms.
Dante Hicks: All right, so even if independent contractors are working on the Death Star, why are you uneasy with its destruction?
Randal Graves: All those innocent contractors hired to do a job were killed - casualties of a war they had nothing to do with.
[notices Dante's confusion]
Randal Graves: All right, look-you're a roofer, and some juicy government contract comes your way; you got the wife and kids and the two-story in suburbia - this is a government contract, which means all sorts of benefits. All of a sudden these left-wing militants blast you with lasers and wipe out everyone within a three-mile radius. You didn't ask for that. You have no personal politics. You're just trying to scrape out a living.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:10, archived)
# Quite :)
www.theforce.net/swtc/holocaust.html

"This document does not advocate or condone the extinction or betrayal of ewoks, it merely reports upon a physical situation and the acts involved.

The circumstances at the end of Return of the Jedi lead inevitably to an environmental disaster on the Endor moon. The explosion of a small artificial moon in low orbit sends a meteoric rain onto the ewok sanctuary, on a scale unmatched since Endor formed. Through either direct atmospheric injection of small particles, or showers of ejecta from large impacts, the atmosphere will be filled with smoke and fallout causing a gargantuan nuclear-winter effect.

Unless the rebel commandoes on Endor were executing a suicide mission, the rebel fleet was evidently able to intervene to protect their immediate vicinity: probably an area comparable to Luxembourg. Debris fragments amounting to the mass of the rebel fleet might conceivably have been diverted from that particular locality (by the exertion of the fleet's tractor beams) and onto adjacent areas of the Endorian globe. However this is only a tiny fraction of the total mass incident on the moon during an event lasting mere minutes. The mass of the entire debris cloud and fireball is incomparably (inexorably) greater than the combined mass of both fleets over Endor.

A general climatological catastrophe was unavoidable. Averting the disaster would have required physical action on a scale greater than the construction of a Death Star, within minutes of the battle station's explosion."
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:16, archived)
# an interesting point
perhaps if they had simply deactivated the death star's force field rather than destroying the emitter then the field could have been reactivated to contain the debris. umm.... i mean.... lol?


*reveals his true colours*
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Sex, Drugs and Rock'n'Roll it's a Vicious Cycle ;)
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:56, archived)
# O_O
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:59, archived)
# Meh
I've seen more vicious
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:00, archived)
#
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:43, archived)
# That'll clear a path for the Rebel transports off Hoth
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:46, archived)
# Hah!
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:55, archived)
# yay for architectural defence systems

(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:05, archived)
# Woo!
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Awesome stuff!
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:33, archived)
#
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:28, archived)
# heh heh...don't need no moat
no one's gonna mess wi'THAT
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:57, archived)
# B3ta loves you.
...more than ice cream
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Don't be silleh
Nobody can love anybody more than Haagen Dazs ice creams
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:27, archived)
# Not even Ben&Jerry's?
Cookie Dough or Phish Food, oh yeah baby.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:47, archived)
# why am I looking at your dog who has been drinking paint?
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:27, archived)
# Awwww
Woo!
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:27, archived)
# DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:32, archived)
# probably just need a new washer
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:35, archived)
# There's nothing you can really say to that.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Does that say black raspberry chip?
That sounds awesome!
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:30, archived)
# The Beatles M.P style
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:24, archived)
# Rowan Atkinson, Robbie Coltrane, Chloe Annett and...Gordon Brown.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:43, archived)
# pfft....
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:15, archived)
# she's got a chicken to ride
my baby donkey!
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:06, archived)
# First photo on here
Photobucket
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:15, archived)
# I still don't get why nobody has changed it to twitler yet.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:17, archived)
# I think you just
have
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:18, archived)
# several times
but I don't think anyone made an image out of it, but I've not checked.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:19, archived)
# I think it's bindun
I think everything has bindun.
Twice Elventy nine times.
In the face.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:26, archived)
# K3b/-\b hasn't.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:43, archived)
# I was going to
But then I assumed it had bindun
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:35, archived)
# Arf
I'm not sure what I'd think if Hitler started following me.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:22, archived)
# He doesn't have many followers, the poor chap
And I bet he started numbering his followers at "10".
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:48, archived)
# 800 Today.


Click for bigger (34 kb)

I might need to get out a bit.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:11, archived)
# pffft
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:11, archived)
# BOO!
:)
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:13, archived)
# *surprise snuggle*
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:14, archived)
# *stealth hugs*
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:18, archived)
# YAY :D
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:18, archived)
# I'm happy I've just discovered the Holy Grail
importing animated GIF into layers in Photoshop CS3 - yay!

But I'm also sad as I have had to take my poorly computer to PC World for repairs as it developed BlueScreen of Death Flu. So now I'm on the laptop which is graphically retarded and it makes MMnnnghghgngh noises whenever I want to do anything animated.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:30, archived)
# awwww, I would say come and use this one, but it is slowly dying and I don't have my laptop yet
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:33, archived)
# hehehe :)
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:13, archived)
# Yay
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:20, archived)
# That's quite a big number
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Arf, have an image I made in about 2004
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:21, archived)
# congrats
you have a high post quality ratio, which matters more than the total
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:21, archived)
# cluck
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Dont be sad
They all think its cool to say football is rubbish and 'for twats' on here but that is very appropriate.
Woo.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:18, archived)
# hahaha...cluck..
..click:)
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:18, archived)
# Yeah
Cluck! Click! every trip
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Buk!Buk!Buk!Buk!Bukakke!!
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:24, archived)
# I've just watched our heaviest defeat at the Emirates Stadium
1-4 *tuts*
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Make your heart humble my son.
Youve got us lot again next weekend.

10 print "GLORY GLORY MAN UNIIIITED"
20 goto 10
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:35, archived)
# Should be an interesting game
though I don't see Aston Villa being able to catch us now for fourth

Arsenal need to spend some money now
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:38, archived)
# this has been the problem for years.
Arsenal try and put spin on it by saying Wenger is shrewd and careful but the fact of the matter is that they currently don't have a pot to piss in and the cost of servicing the stadium debt means that there is no transfer money year after year.
If they don't let Usmanov buy a controlling interest in the club and with that his financial backing, they will remain in the same position and the first season that they don't qualify for the ECL ( or later rounds after qualifying ) will pretty much put them in severe financial difficulty.
Much easier to say "Wenger is clever, he's not wasting our money". Course he's not, you haven't got any to give him and the loans have stopped.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Wenger is a good manager
but to be honest it does show you what a fucking genius Sir Alex is; of course he's bought big, but he's also nurtured some serious young talent; I sometimes think Wenger has got a bit carried away and typically flamboyantly-French with his desire to build up young talent when ultimately he just needs to purchase and get results with shear power
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:30, archived)
# What sport?
*has no idea what you're talking about, and proud of it*
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:49, archived)
# Been trying a non-vector, non-zombie image, for a change.
Kate Winslet

(, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Nice one JPG, oh, nice one Quim LEAK :)
I like that a lot :)
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:43, archived)
# ^
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:57, archived)
# I don't know how it would take that
It is a good job he is in Frankfurt
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:06, archived)
# wow!
excellent
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:51, archived)
# there is a remarkable lack of zombie here
i'm not sure how to feel about it
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:57, archived)
# It's weird, I know.
I am surprisingly up-to-date with my zombie blog images so I have the chance to play around in PS instead.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Fuck me.
That's brilliant.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Oo that's very pretty
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Superb.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Thats fantasic mate!
click!
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:37, archived)
# That's beautiful
Could you do one of Uma Thurman?
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Ooh, could be interesting.
Will see what I can do.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Run pimmel kopf.....run
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:47, archived)
# I think the youtube of the benny hill music to him is aces
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Benny hill music improves 99% of videos
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:02, archived)
#
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Hahaha, QED
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:06, archived)
# I still prefer using the Ski Sunday themetune myself, but that's just me.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Haha
I expect the Test Match Special theme would work quite well too.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Wimbledon?
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:23, archived)
# I'm still in disbelief that this was the real ITN news theme for so many years.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=swMDE4K3Iwc&fmt=18

I mean how the hell do you read the news after that? It just wouldn't work.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:24, archived)
# You watched bill bailey yesterday didnt you
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:25, archived)
# No.

I watched it earlier on iPlayer
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:29, archived)
# I grew up with that.
One of the most profound pieces of music from my childhood.
However they did not use the whole piece of music as it is repeated here.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Oh crikey
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:30, archived)
# I was more used to seeing this
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:55, archived)
# i remember the old beeb one from when I was little
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Huh. That must have been before my time.

Bastard
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:03, archived)
# haha
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:34, archived)
# I tried to find a video of the actual news intro but it's bloody difficult to find.
I did find the intro to the original survivors though. Fuck me that was creepy.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:38, archived)
# haha that's great
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:24, archived)
# fuuuuuck
i love that, it made me cry with laughter the first time
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Hahahah yes! :D
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:08, archived)
# bum him
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:34, archived)
# wee experiment

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Whooooa trippy
Nice one.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:21, archived)
# wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
brilliant :)
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Blimey..
that's well good.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:23, archived)
# I'd call that a success!
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:24, archived)
# A wee experiment? Is that like drinking a pint of water with four barocca tablets in it and waiting for the impressive results?
also muchity wooinessocity.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:30, archived)
# alright Ghostie,
what say we have some fun with the blue box down the road from you and my newly constructed costume?
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:32, archived)
# excellent stuff
though you look like you're about to swing for the photographer :)
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:34, archived)
# nah, he was holding
my camera at the time :-)
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Fuckin' A!
Hell yeah. There'll be enough tourists wanting to take your picture too!
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:52, archived)
# slight problem though, the jacket is
proper heavy ex-army and weighs a ton / keeps the heat in! Gotta hope for a cold day in London before I try it out though :-)
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:00, archived)
# nice conceptualising :-)
plus awesome model of course!
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:34, archived)
# WHOOSH
and as you say weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Yay!
Come on, green space monster, retract your landing gear.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:44, archived)
# they wont retract
it seems all the landing struts have been mysteriously stuck together with super glue
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:52, archived)
# so that's where
crop circles come from :-)
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:01, archived)
# swingin'
nicely
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Awesome!
As ever, you modelmaking genius, you.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 18:50, archived)
# nice
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Superb
Love the little tail-wheel especially.
(, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Dave regretted ever agreeing to attend the Bunny of Doom's marriage guidance sessions

(, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:01, archived)
# ha ha i recognise that rabbit

I'll find the image in a minute... :p
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:06, archived)
# tada!

GET IN MY SANDWICH SPEAKING FOOD
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:09, archived)
# That's the bunny of doom alright :)
is he checking kitty's biscoooit for deadly additives?

giggled at the cannon fail too :)
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:13, archived)
# I want this mixing desk.


It's relatively less complicated than the older model, and is powered by coal.

(be nice its me first photoshop)
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Can it be milked?
Hoorah
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:43, archived)
# I sure hope so!
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:45, archived)
# it produces something similar to milk.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:47, archived)
# beer?
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:50, archived)
# mmmmm....beer
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
# It's the staff of life.
In the north, babies are weaned in a complicated system that involves slipping noisily from a distended vagina and suckling on a teat of best beer within 30 seconds. Any delay in this process can severely inhibit the child's development and in rare cases can result in the child growing up to be a shirtlifter, or worse, Southern!
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:03, archived)
# >:(
Fuckin' northerners
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:11, archived)
# haha.
Don't hold it against us. It's not my fault you are born into a race of effeminates with speech impediments.
Some people are born lucky and some people are southern. c'est la vie!
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Haha, yet you just wrote french, which is closer to the south :D
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:22, archived)
# That's called education,
young troglodyte ;)
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:36, archived)
# I don't know how to work it,
but by the Power of Greyskull I want one!
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Hooray!
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
# i object
i lived in swindon for three years, and it was very yokel at certain times. i think west of wantage would be more inclusive.

:D
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:59, archived)
# HOW DID YOU GET OUT?!!!
15 YEARS AND COUNTING D:
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:18, archived)
# believe it or not,
i went to university there!

BA(Hons) Packaging Design.

good old regents circus, foxys, savoy, desperate and divorced..... those were, erm, days.

sleeping in the middle of the magic roundabout was good though
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:30, archived)
# is that the large hadron colliderscope?
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:56, archived)
# This fell out of my brain just now.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:28, archived)
# chiller
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Yeah,
'twas faster than proper font matching.

I don't think it would have really deserved the extra time and effort.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:32, archived)
# kittin
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Floof!
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:42, archived)
#
This is Sciencetm
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:00, archived)
# hooray for sceince!
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Sweet mon!
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Cheers
:-)
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Fake.....
no bridge or shark, but woo anyway
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:31, archived)
# I knew there was something missing...
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:34, archived)
# haha
when I saw that I was just thinking what Ride Of The Valkyries would sound like in steel drums
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:32, archived)
# I have a feeling it would sound bad, but I would like to hear it anyway :)
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
# It might somewhat ruin the drama that Wagner wanted it to have :)
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
# If it means he would come back a zombie, then it must be done :)
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:37, archived)
# I just tried looking for it,
and found this instead.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Haha
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:39, archived)
# *transfixed*
Where did you find her?
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:45, archived)
# apocalyse now?
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
# this^
ripped from dvd
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Really?
I've never actually seen the film.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Welcome to internets
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:35, archived)

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