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# Rawl - hello b3ta - whats cooking?


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(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:55, archived)
# *squints*
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:57, archived)
# click for big
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:58, archived)
# why
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Its an antisquint device
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:59, archived)
# i'm not understanding your motivation behind this
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:00, archived)
# oh right
you enjoy squinting? you may continue on your quest
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:01, archived)
# That's just silly
Why is that demon wearing a tie?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:57, archived)
# tie died demon :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:57, archived)
# badum tch
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:59, archived)
# I'm cooking some fish in a bit.
Is that supposed to have all that white?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 18 May 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Yes it is
mmm fish... I have salmon.... what to do with it? ahh leave it in the freezer... next idea?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:59, archived)
# PUT A DONK ON IT
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:18, archived)
# sausages n chips it is then
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:30, archived)
# I feel a song coming on:
He's a real Nowhere Man
sitting in his Nowhere Land
making all his nowhere plans
for nobody!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Welcome to wales
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:59, archived)
# hahahahaha!
ooohhhhhh.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Those cows are small, because they are very far away
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:00, archived)
# these cows are small, those cows are far away
I want to see that episode with the car that had a small ding in it...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Go on 4oD then, you can watch them all
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Yay
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:02, archived)
# *waggles helloy hand*
I can not be arsed to sleep. I've had three hours sleep since Sunday morning and to injury to insult I fell off a ladder.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Which way did you fall?
if you fell upwards you'll be fine... down is not a good direction to fall
I would recommending a 15 minute sleep between non sleeping to prevent the falling off of said ladders
I normally twist my ankles when falling off ladders
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:04, archived)
# This is science!
*marvels*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
#
to injury to insult because of that
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Other way round aktwally.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
#
to injury to insult because of that
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# I'm taking away your biscuit privileges!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:14, archived)
# GOOD!
I'm on a diet. Every little helps!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Your diet appears to have turned you into Tescos.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Cheap, full of chavs and with long opening times?
I always have been Tescos, darling.

Sorry, I have no idea what that means either
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Big details !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Thanks
:)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:04, archived)
# this owns
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Great reply Microwave
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:11, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:11, archived)
# *mew*...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:09, archived)
# meeow!
ruff ruff ruff :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:37, archived)
# More bad casting...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:38, archived)
# "I ate the Last of the Summer Wine script with some fava beans and a nice Chianti ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff."
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Top Shops
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 May 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Ta Freebs
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:44, archived)
# This I would like to see remade in Yorkshire :)
Nice shopping Ninj
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:41, archived)
# It rubs t'lohshun on't skin
It does it when it's towd.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:42, archived)
# It has to be made
Anything would be better then the original, which is just crap beyond belief
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:44, archived)
# We don't talk like that!!!!




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 18 May 2009, 16:44, archived)
# You live in the southern part
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:44, archived)
# pfft
Yeh, like whatever
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Silence of t'lambs
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Thanks Earl!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Surely though it would just be about a shepherd literally silencing some lambs.
Or a bath on wheels filled with human organs going down a hill.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:50, archived)
# No, as it would be just the same film, just set in Yorkshire
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:58, archived)
# "That Nora were a tasty bird!"


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 18 May 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Hahahha! More liver and fava beans, Gromit?
top stuff, N'!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Ta Stevie!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:15, archived)
# hahaha
You are king of the head swap.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Thanks Wasp!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:15, archived)
# spray it on
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 May 2009, 16:35, archived)
# hahaha
this has cheered me right up! have a click!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Hehehe, smells like bullshit :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:36, archived)
# *ninja stealths into the room behind Earl Otterby moves quickly out of sight when he suspiciously
looks over his shoulder then jumps on him and hugssssssss*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:38, archived)
# :D
thank you

*big huggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Tastes like chicken
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:44, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:36, archived)
# nicely sir
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Hahahahah..
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:37, archived)
# haha.
Brill.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 18 May 2009, 16:37, archived)
# clicks my 'buy' button
woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Hahahahaa
you loon!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:46, archived)
# hahahahahahahahh! *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:51, archived)
# hahaha

smells of woodshavings.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:54, archived)
# noon waspy
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 May 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Hello!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:08, archived)
# You can do it...

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Are you calling Mrs. Trellis overweight?!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Well,
she is always up for some "heavy duty", if you see what I mean. Wouldn't call her fat, though. Just well built.
(Jokel, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:35, archived)
# Don't blame me....



www.b3ta.com/board/9454328
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 18 May 2009, 16:32, archived)
# I was thinking the same thing
haha nice one Stan
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:33, archived)
# heh heh nice one dodd, i mean dot
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:38, archived)
# I did try to make an "Mstandodd "pic
But failed.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 18 May 2009, 16:39, archived)
# keep trying
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:46, archived)
# :D
*feels a bit better now*
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:40, archived)
# There will always be bandwagons.
They are a quick easy hummus fix for people.
Technically the weekly compo is just a bandwagon.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 18 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
#

And a bit of Chloe.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Who knows what rubbed?
Maybe atoms?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:27, archived)
# The internet is made out of cubist smoke, of course.
*breathes it all in*

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:30, archived)
# I'm made of Dadaist smoke
and suffering.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:32, archived)
# *breathes him all in*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:32, archived)
# giggity giggity
alright?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:35, archived)
# As can be expected
you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:36, archived)
# I'm trying to get in the shower so I can spend 14 hours writing essays
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:39, archived)
# They'll get all wet, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:40, archived)
# you're a bit silly
why did my mum buy me a 9 person espresso pot. is she trying to kill me?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
# She wants you to bring it to my house.
I'm silly but you love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:45, archived)
# I'm made of smoke and mirrors.
Actually I'd quite like to see someone made purely out of smoke and mirrors now. They'd be like some kind of reflective steampunk nightmare.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Some sort of half see through mirrored bong. That would be nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Like that guy from Hellboy 2?
I loved that character in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:45, archived)
# He was better in the comic.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:47, archived)
# It's always the way though
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:49, archived)
# I quite liked Guillermo del Toro's work until HB2.
He crapped all over it.....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Yes
But the steampunk johann kraus guy was cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Don't.
I did it once and shat spam for a week.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:35, archived)
# *burps a little hamsterdance*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:39, archived)
# eeee
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:40, archived)
# He's the same colour as my car
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:42, archived)
# My car is silver.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
# I thought you didn't drive?
Also my old car was silver
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:44, archived)
# I don't drive, that doesn't mean I don't have a car.
I've got an M reg astra.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:45, archived)
# I have a clio
It's blue and fun to drive
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:48, archived)
# With the scent of ham!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Egad!
Chloe appears to be smuggling some kind of zepplin!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:31, archived)
# "smuggling the zeppelin"
*adds to list of euphemisms*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:33, archived)
# sex dust...
...*sniff*!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:31, archived)
# hooray
haven't seen S+S for a while
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:31, archived)
# friction does rule
so does gravity. gravity is brilliant. not that I'm the sort of person who goes round saying things like gravity is brilliant, y'know? except now obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:34, archived)
# You do, you say it every time I see you
and then you insist on tripping me up so I can 'better enjoy all the gravity'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:35, archived)
# I DO IT BECAUSE I LOVE YOU
You should share my interests.

Gravity is dead useful at holding things down. Without it shelves wouldn't work.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:38, archived)
# I appreciate it, I do, but it hurts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:39, archived)
# I don't like gravity.
Always brings me down.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:36, archived)
# when I was at school I broke the law of gravity
and got suspended
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:42, archived)
# I got suspended, too.
But that was for planting evidence in an attempt to get the entire faculty charged for running a child-porn operation.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:46, archived)
# That's just savage
But a cunning plan all the same.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:49, archived)
# oh the japes of youth, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:50, archived)
# I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those pesky adults......
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Is it wrong to perceive Spider as a small round figure with two arms
waving them up and down rapidly in panic?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:41, archived)
# heh heh.
Hyperactive little round guy :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:48, archived)
# ha ha, I have had the "drippy" version of this problem
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:46, archived)
# :D
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:57, archived)
# I love you jack
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 18 May 2009, 18:02, archived)
# err...you feeling ok ken?


ken?
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Is he on mars? Outside?

Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 18 May 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Why is everyone posting Ken Dodd after Ken Dodd?
That's why I've been absent most of the day.

edit: no insult to OP.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Its a Dodd Day/Afternoon?

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Christ, really?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Yeah, why not.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 18 May 2009, 16:20, archived)
# No, of course not.
Ninj posted a couple of Dodds this morning and it bandwagoned.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
I was half tempted to go and see if he'd died.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:24, archived)
# I thought he was already dead
but apparently he's not
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:24, archived)
# some sod is keeping him "alive" with dark magics.
If only there was a spell to make him funny....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:27, archived)
# i didn't mean to bandwagon.
i was just having a quick scroll down the page, spotted someones pic and had a "you know what that reminds me of" moment.

'onist!
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Meant no disrespect to you or your Dodd
was merely explaining.

Carry on!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:52, archived)
# It's a randwaggon.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:22, archived)
# it looks like his ass is
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:14, archived)
# He has eyes in his ass?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:21, archived)
# HIS ASS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:34, archived)
# The tax man is here to see you Ken!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:18, archived)
# mnnng two weeeeks
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:33, archived)
# he wants to destroy....possibly
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Bad Lydon Monkey, bad!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:00, archived)
# i've just noticed he has no wank stick,but im sure a fellow b3tan or 20 will see to that.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:01, archived)
# He ain't no human being............
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:01, archived)
# He couldn't destroy a scone with a tank.
He's a piss-weak petulant cockpiece with about as much edge as a big fat arse, and filled with just as much reeking shit.

FUCK YOU LYDON.

*hmph* nicely shopped, however.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:01, archived)
# he seems like a decent chap but the pistols suck
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:05, archived)
# He's a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Has he wronged you in the past?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Yes. No. He's wronged the world with his presence.
I don't like the twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:12, archived)
# he seemed the least cunty when i seen him on im a celebrity,he did act the twat but he was down to earth
compared to the rest of the self centred shits
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:12, archived)
# I just detest him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:13, archived)
# i know how you feel i have many people i wish to decapitate
im going to start with all the twaty-indie-head T4 presenters...
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:18, archived)
# That tall black girl is b-e-a-utiful, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:20, archived)
# ?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:21, archived)
# June Sarpong?
The one with the massive lips (I didn't mean that in a racist way)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Nooo, she's not been on it for ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:29, archived)
# if this is her then,ill leave her,shes hot
www.channel4.com/entertainment/t4/presenters/jameela_jamil/biog.html
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:33, archived)
# I don't know :(
I don't seem to watch T4 any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
# HE'S A BLAADDY MANKEY!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Sellout lols
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Spiffing PJ's though wouldn't you agree?

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:07, archived)
# hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:22, archived)
# *grumbles*
In a bad mood and I just want a hug
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:06, archived)
# hahahaha! top 'shop :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:07, archived)
# & WHY NOT indeed??
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:12, archived)
# cuzz III WANNa B...
...a bad monkey!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Tweedy Gonzalez.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:49, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:49, archived)
# blatent tj
CFB
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
# She can nibble on my cheesy bits anytime.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:52, archived)
# She's very pretty, but far too thin if you ask me.
Andale.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:56, archived)
# I thought that it was mandatory for women celebs to be far too skinny nowdays?

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
# I suppose you could say that, that's true.
She really does have a lovely face, it's a shame. To me, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:59, archived)
# It is a shame.

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:01, archived)
# tweedy
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
# I Tawt I Taw a Puttytwat!!!!!
:-D
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:00, archived)
# ARRIBA!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Angryperson you'll never be the man your mother is, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:59, archived)
#
Click for the unnecessarily large full version.


I'll stop now.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:43, archived)
# You'll stop what? - murdering people and drawing their corpses?
why stop a good thing once you're in the flow haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:45, archived)
# These are all awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Don't stop being awesome ttssattsr
Also do you have reference photos or are you doing them from your imagination? Because if you're doing them from your imagination I'll have to kill you with an axe.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Just from my mind - hence they're a little wonky.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Gorgeous, as per.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Ace as ever young man.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 18 May 2009, 15:58, archived)
# nice
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:03, archived)
# too busy right now...
soon be playtime:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pFv8CAniYQ
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:22, archived)
# pfft
pay peanuts...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 May 2009, 15:22, archived)
# ppfft
I read that as "gay peanuts"

I think Mediocre is the right man to make this product a reality.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:25, archived)
# complimentary gay peanuts
"oooh - I just love your shirt - it goes so well with your gorgeous eyes"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 May 2009, 15:27, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 May 2009, 15:38, archived)
# They're just well-hung peanuts
Their sexual orientation remains a mystery, however.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:39, archived)
# some are quite clearly aroused
because of their proximity to other well endowed peanuts
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 May 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Peanut sausage fest?

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:42, archived)
# I am the mediocre man for the job
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Gay peanuts?
The vision I have is not good.Not good at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Me neither
They are being crushed underfoot in Moscow :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:29, archived)
# *adds rainbow sprinkles to the vision*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:29, archived)
# See, now they are FABULOUS
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Its no good.
I canny shake it.

Mind bleach please.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Try having a wank
That should sort it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Bet they taste salty
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:30, archived)
# He got the skills to pay the bills
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:24, archived)
# He's very efficient
but shouldn't he be typing the entire works of Shakespear with the other Chimps there only a finite amount of infinite monkeys in the world you know.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:24, archived)
# hahah!!! lovely stuff
I really love the way you humans exploit lesser creatures for amusement purposes

have a *click
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Tax doesn't have to be taxing? Liars.

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:26, archived)
# woo!
although he's just pressing the function buttons so he'd have nothing to write

/too much time on hands blog

*sigh*
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Cut him some slack, he's a chimp.
He can't even read for fuck's sake.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Plus the poor little fella is struggling with an Amphetamine habit.

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:33, archived)
# arf
aren't we all:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
# This is lovely!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:42, archived)
# this suddenly made me think of "mong office"
who drew those?

I hope they do some more, they were special
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:00, archived)
# heh
shit man, i know that feeling...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:05, archived)
# hahahahaha... at least he's working!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:23, archived)
# heh heh
*fingers crossed*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:49, archived)
# haha fantastic have a
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:24, archived)
# He he This looks fun
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:47, archived)
# yay for "sand dunes
and salty air"....(groove armada)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:52, archived)
# it's my energetic nephew
a few months ago at holywell bay in cornwall
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:56, archived)
# hehe
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
# The chimp adds it all up in a fraction of the time that it takes others . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 18 May 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Clever Monkey
I like it, good work
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:30, archived)
# As thousands of you have requested the recipe, here it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 18 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
# PIE!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Damnit! I'd love to make this, but I haven't got a dog....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:17, archived)
# In that case don't give the steak to the dog you haven't got...
Make another pie instead!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 18 May 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Well thanks for that
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:19, archived)
# get in!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 May 2009, 15:19, archived)
# I love you.
And the motherfucking pie.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:20, archived)
# FUCK YEAH PIE

That's epic pieage, maaan
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:20, archived)
# THIS IS THE MOTHERFUCKING SHIT MAN !!!
I'm gonna get me some pie
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 18 May 2009, 15:20, archived)
# yay Biff!
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Utterly brilliant,
but HUGE
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Good pie
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Hells Bells that is one luxury pie :D
Top woo to you
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Tesla Pie?
Shocker!
(I helped save b3ta! dozack, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:28, archived)
# I believe I saw that the way it was meant to be seen...
started at the pastry and went anti-clockwise, ending up at the portable tesla coil...

geniune LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:29, archived)
# 1.21 gigawatts?!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Sorry, I have the attention span of a
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:26, archived)
# The only way this could be better is if it was 3.124 Mb in size.
It's nearly there.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Why?

(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 18 May 2009, 19:37, archived)
# then cook the cunt!
LOLOL!!! *fucking GLEEEES :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Excellent Pie skills, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:28, archived)
# That's a massive pie!
A whole 1.8 Megs worth!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Fucking hell, really?
Steady on, that man.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:31, archived)
# :D
"COOK THE CUNT"....hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:29, archived)
# need a dessert to go with that?

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:32, archived)
# I made my first ever meat pie a cou[ple of weeks back
whilst the filling was loveliness personified (lovely scoth beef, red wine and carelised onion, mushroom, lovely beef stock), the pastry was fucking rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Don't underestimate the power of premade pastry....
/Delia blog
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:56, archived)
# This is a major pie!
2Kg of Fillet!

You weren't kidding about the fortune - that's around £60 from our butcher's.

How many d'you reckon you feed with this 6?

Has to be tried.

*off into town for dog and mortgage*
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:25, archived)
# My pet won a prize at a cat show this weekend....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Gah it's Ken Dodd again
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:11, archived)
# This scares me..
but I can't stop looking!
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:13, archived)
# It wants you to look
it's reaching into your mind
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
# but the eyes man!!!
The EYES!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Your images are never caching for me
but I like this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Never caching? What does that mean...?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Your images always load every time, rather than loading once and then getting it from my browser cache
They do it for me too. I don't know why.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Hmmmmm.... Hosted by cr3's site....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Yeah, I don't know why it does it sometimes
I wouldn't worry about it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:22, archived)
# It seems to be always your images though

even your hats do this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:28, archived)
# They need to load with every refresh
unlike every other image on /board
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Cacheing?
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Gobble gobble gobble

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 18 May 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Pffft Tomas Wangen

That's you, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:14, archived)
# No it's the Tomas Wangen swan
I forgot to remove the name haha.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 18 May 2009, 15:16, archived)
# IT'S NOT A FUCKING SWAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 May 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Fucking swans have more holes in them?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:26, archived)
# It's CANADA
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 18 May 2009, 15:34, archived)
# BLAME CANADA!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:16, archived)
# hahaha
"hisss hisss"
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 18 May 2009, 15:17, archived)
# ....I have met this goose
Or it's equally annoying brother
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:28, archived)
# AH AH AH AH!
I VILL BITE YOR NECK! AH AH AH!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Ssssss Honk!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:00, archived)
# I love Canada geese

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Are those surgically implanted foreskins in its eyes?
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:14, archived)
# fucks sake
*cannot unsee*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Mwuahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:16, archived)
# *cannot see*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:16, archived)
# ur and idoit
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:16, archived)
# No, I just have fiveskins in my eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:18, archived)
# I have sickskins :(
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:19, archived)
# ONESKIN
TWOSKIN
THREESKIN
FOUR-
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:21, archived)
# FIVESKIN
SICKSKIN
SEVENSKIN MOAR
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:24, archived)
# awww hahahahaha
my sister's cat once won the most travelled cat award...didn't like to tell her the truth
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
# haha
clicks
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:28, archived)
# As required by J Pease...


*edit* ROYAL TEES!!!



This post is sponsored by:



(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 May 2009, 15:10, archived)
# SEXIEST THREAD EVER
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:11, archived)
# ^THIS
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:13, archived)
# I thought more people would like MY teeshirt. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:14, archived)
# I was thinking about going back to Mexico later this year
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Is it wet t-shirt nite again?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Now go and stand over there ====> and just think about what you have done.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:12, archived)
# I may have to hurt you, sir ;-)
Anyhow, off again - *waves*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:13, archived)
# spang
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 May 2009, 15:19, archived)
# I think you'll find that bottle is standing in an offside position
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:24, archived)
# I really am sorry, blame the BBC, they made me do it!
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Pffft
Very good. But did you notice that the opening paragraph sounds slightly noncy (given the age at which most girls start menstruating).
(Squid Bunty, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:18, archived)
# When I read it I instantly regressed to childhood...
I spent the whole time reading it going 'eeeewwww' in my head!
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:24, archived)
# I KNEW I'd seen him somewhere before.
De-RIS:- uk.tv.yahoo.com/blog/article/185581/

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:08, archived)
# I thought they stopped that when that ugly woman sung adequately.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:09, archived)
# not before she was romantically swept off her feet by a mysterious lothario
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:14, archived)
# arf
*remembers*....he gets around:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:12, archived)
# It's a tiny car!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:13, archived)
# I presumed the show's producers knew.
I recognised him FFS.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:14, archived)
# .... The producers were probably well aware of this
but decided, fuck it, it'll get us loads of free publicity
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Well hiya there sweetchunks...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:03, archived)
# He was never the same after the surgery
he only went in to remove his tonsils.

haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:04, archived)
# He wanted to be white and tall
now he got boobs
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 18 May 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Happened to me once
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
# And you've enjoyed your own company ever since
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:08, archived)
# I never leave the house
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:12, archived)
# A fair compromise
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
# What ya talking about Oprah?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 18 May 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Hubba HUBBA
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:05, archived)
# WhatchotalkinaboutNinj?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Hehehe...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH! Bloody hell, that is far too creepy.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nicely done.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Thanks sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:23, archived)
# god damn done a dodd

woo to thee btw
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 18 May 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:33, archived)
# sweet
as
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:03, archived)
# ...


this post is
Sponsored by


(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 May 2009, 14:52, archived)
# You misspelled "poo"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:53, archived)
# poo poo poo
poo poo poo
poo poo poo

it's all under my shoe

poo poo poo
poo poo poo
poo poo poo

Need to use some dog shampoo

poo poo poo
poo poo poo
poo poo poo

Smelling it makes me woo

poo poo poo
poo poo poo
poo poo poo

It looks like me and you

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 18 May 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Okay, you just NEED to record this song now

maybe make a little animated video for it too
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
# I'm at work
have to translate a fully written brand strategy from Dutch to English...

and everyone at the office already thinks I'm strange
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 18 May 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Translate the text of the dutch strategy?
Or translate the strategy to the english culture?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Garcon
This soup is still warm and alive
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:53, archived)
# I need sponsors for my posts.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Maaaaaaaatloooocccckkk
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
# dammit, my orbital spanging laser is still recharging from last time
I'll just have to hit you with this pan until it's ready
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:54, archived)
# What the deuce?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 18 May 2009, 14:57, archived)
# I demand royalties!
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:58, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Noon all
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Why don't they put a window in the door?
Just a thought, like.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:48, archived)
# If they did that
And not this, then you couldn't stream live video from the inside of your fridge across the internet. You would have to actually be there to see, who knows what goes on when you are at work?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Because to observe the light going out would affect the outcome of the test
it is Schrödinger's Fridge you know.

Schrödinger would spend many days staring at the fridge door thinking "Do I have beer or is the beer all gone, if I open the door one of the other will be true so I won't open the door for fear that there is no beer."
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Heisenberg.
.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:56, archived)
# haha yes!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:58, archived)
# I've got a window in my oven, so I can see what's cooking
Why can't I have a window in my fridge, so I can see what's chilling?

*campaigns*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:00, archived)
# And do you use the window?
Or do like me and just open the oven anyway?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
# I would use the window
if it wasn't covered in fat and grease

But that's not the point, dammit!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:03, archived)
# But you do get glass door fridges
like the ones you see in shops.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Oh yeah.
and behind bars too.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
# By "behind bars" I mean in pubs, obviously
not in jail.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
# I have a theory that certain foods keep fresh longer if kept in the dark

Hey! I've just invented fridge curtains.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:08, archived)
# ^this
haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:03, archived)
# if you had a window
in the door, you wouldn't need a light. Except at nighttime.
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:04, archived)
# but
the light's there for when the door is open, not closed!
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Mon 18 May 2009, 16:59, archived)
# great!
and I love the design of the webcam..
(radja, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:49, archived)
# it is designed
to clip onto a shelf, looking back suspiciously at the light.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:49, archived)
# I have that webcam
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Me too
3 pounds on ebay from hong kong, with brightness lights adjustable via the cable.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Yes, just that :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:14, archived)
# And has worked faultlessly
for nigh on 18 months. My mates 30 quid job has been replaced twice, and is broken now.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Goatse camera FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:51, archived)
# pfft
nice one:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:51, archived)
# hahahahha!
actually, this might me of more use than you think... Time to see WHO KEEPS STEALING MY BLOODY FOOD!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:52, archived)
# My fridge light is always off
I broke it about five years ago, and I never bothered to replace it.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:53, archived)
# So how do you know when you've opened the door?
Lunatic.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
# this reminds me of a viz top tip many years ago
secret is to drill a 1 inch whole in the fridge door :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:59, archived)
# A 1 inch whole what?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
# My inspiration.
Was going to do a 'fridge door drill' but that was just nicking the 'hole' idea. Get it? whole/hole? I'm on fire today.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
# *pisses on you*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Strangely Arousing.
Warm, but arousing.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:09, archived)
# ..
no reason
(radja, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Baby Rollins
haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:44, archived)
# \o/ Hank!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:45, archived)
# That's about the right size of him IRL
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:45, archived)
# I don't like him
www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_3g4QPojMc
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:46, archived)
# He was being a complete knob in that interview
the kid was obviously shit scared - although he should have done his research despite that there was no need for Rollins to humiliate him.

Hey, Rollins this ain't Punk Rock!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:49, archived)
# The big meany
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Rollins +1
Never piss off a angry dog
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 18 May 2009, 15:00, archived)
# hahah
Silly man

DOES THIS LOOK LIKE WE'RE SELLING OUT? DUUUUUDE I HAVE LIKE DIRTY FUCKING HANDS AND I AIN'T WASHED 'EM FOR LIKE HOURS AND SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Oh no! He's gone Doddy!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:43, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Gah!
it's alive
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Brillio!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 18 May 2009, 14:48, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:51, archived)
# haha
strangely mesmerising :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:56, archived)

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