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is it a bird ? is it a plane ? no !

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it's DILDOMAN !

(Zoidaroid, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:04, archived)

yes I suppose he is

Who'd have thought he was such a fan?

also - is this not the saddest fancy dress outfit you have ever seen
www.fancypantsofbattle.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/mr-blobby-yellow-web.jpg

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 11:07, archived)

hahahaha

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:31, archived)

This picture just rather made me chuckle.

news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/08/entertainment_enl_1242738366/html/1.stm

Which is the first time for a while from Matt Lucas....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:07, archived)

hahahahahahahahaha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 11:09, archived)

ha ha

that's very good. it's all in the eyes..

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 20 May 2009, 11:10, archived)

Hahahaha

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:12, archived)

hahahahaha!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:19, archived)

He was reasonably

palatable in Krod Mandoon.
Which makes a massive change.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:19, archived)

Aye, I need to catch up with that.

Only seen the first two,.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:32, archived)

I don't understand how you could confuse Dildoman for either a bird or a plane

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:09, archived)

well, it's a bit too big to tell

unless you move quite far out

EDIT: I've just notice that the picture on the back cover of that book has been printed upside down. That's probably why they've been reduced.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 May 2009, 11:13, archived)

how can you tell?

have you bought it?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 11:27, archived)

the two books that feature slagbag on the cover are obviously meant to be the back of the book with just him on the front.

or something.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 May 2009, 11:35, archived)

oh right

it's still the right way up though?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 11:41, archived)

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inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:20, archived)

he is the UKs nearest thing to a douchbag though

www.bigstupididiot.com/2009/03/10-pictures-that-give-douchebags-bad.html

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 11:25, archived)

All you grumpy lot go and get your neck cracked, it will ungrumpy you

Woo the pic

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:24, archived)

Griffy Savalas likes this!

don't get addicted to chiro though.

It's expensive

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 11:28, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:58, archived)

I feel this image is being cruelly ignored

So I am going to tell you it made me chuckle.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 May 2009, 11:01, archived)

Bless you x

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:09, archived)

Two tickets to paradise, please.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:02, archived)

Arf!

Nice font matching ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:03, archived)

hahahahhahah! brilliant :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:03, archived)

I just want to tell you both 'good luck'

We're all counting on you

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 11:10, archived)

I picked a bad day to quit smoking....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:10, archived)

Stryker Stryker Stryker STRYKER!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:14, archived)

That just reminds me

I've not had a cig for about 5 days. I wonder if I should quit?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:21, archived)

perhaps you already have

and you just didn't tell yourself

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 May 2009, 11:26, archived)

^this is a good answer

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 11:28, archived)

Morning-ish 'ning-ish

I am sure it's been done like a bazzilion times before but mine is special artyfied.

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:55, archived)

am I the only person who has never seen this film?

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 May 2009, 10:56, archived)

I think so

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:57, archived)

I do know that Lauren Hutton's stuntwoman

was Patricia Tallman of Babylon 5 fame. She played Lyta Alexander, the telepath that looks a bit like Hazel Blears.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 May 2009, 10:58, archived)

Laura Dern, do you mean?

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:00, archived)

if you like

whoever the lead bird was

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 May 2009, 11:01, archived)

A highly sexified Blears

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:00, archived)

where do I send the bill for the extensive therapy I now need?

pass the mind bleach.

No!!!! Not the mind bleach!

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 May 2009, 11:03, archived)

I would say most certainly!

I mean, what kind of person hasn't seen a classic film like Jurrasic Park? ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:58, archived)

I know, right?

I mean, that film was SO cash!

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 May 2009, 10:59, archived)

My dick is like a cucumber!

Oh, and by the way, I can also smell your girlfriends pussy getting wet! ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:02, archived)

my girlfriend is a bloke

but he does have a wet pussy, so I'll let that pass...

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 May 2009, 11:04, archived)

Damn right you will ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:07, archived)

*kisses guns*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 11:11, archived)

Pfft!

"Did someone order two tickets to the gun show?"

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:12, archived)

*fondles weapon*

suggestively

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 May 2009, 11:14, archived)

You are so gonna to get my love gun!

Coz I've got you in the sights of my love gun!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:22, archived)

No you're not

I don't think Stevie Wonder has either.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:00, archived)

Even he's watched the braille version

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:01, archived)

but he's heard good things about it

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 May 2009, 11:01, archived)

Hahaha

Excellent

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:57, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Brilliant :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:57, archived)

God Bless Bob Peck

and his manly knees

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:01, archived)

"Are you married?"

"Occasionally. I'm always on the lookout for an ex-Mrs. Malcom."

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:02, archived)

hehehehehehehehehe!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:02, archived)

Costa Rican sweatshops make half-arsed hats.

:) I like this.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:04, archived)

Ha ha ha

I want a clever hat

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Baglady, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:08, archived)

im doing that on friday.

only mine says maths and physics degree.

and my stole is orange (i think)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 20 May 2009, 11:12, archived)

when I got mine

my stole was called a hood. Either you foreigners don't know what you're doing, or you're getting a made up degree.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 May 2009, 11:16, archived)

I thought the stole was the colourful bit on the hood, I'm not sure though.

All I know is, it's costing me a bomb to hire.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 20 May 2009, 11:28, archived)

How can you possibly get a degree when you're not clever enough to know the parts you're graduating in?

What sort of Mickey-Mouse university do you attend?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:30, archived)

pffft....

I watched 3 the other day for the first time since I fell asleep watching it when it came out.
And I have to say I thoroughly enjoyed it. Just good fun.

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:18, archived)

hahaha brilliant

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:25, archived)

Mwhahahahahaa :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:34, archived)

The Chucky Brothers....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:46, archived)

Hahahaha...

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Ninj, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:46, archived)

Did you know that Jimmy Nail only

auditioned as an extra for Auf Wiedersehen, Pet?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:48, archived)

was it to play the part of a bag of spanners?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 10:49, archived)

AInt no doubt!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:51, archived)

rumour has it

that it was his bird that was auditioning and he came storming in and had a go at her cos he was sick of waiting...and the casting people love him......the rest is history

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 20 May 2009, 10:51, archived)

O Rly?

Awesome :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:52, archived)

hahahahahhahahah!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:47, archived)

Surprisingly,

it is less scary this way ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:48, archived)

hehe, are they still making series of that program?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:52, archived)

I'm not sure.

I did walk in when my nephew was watching it a couple of months back, but I am not sure if it was a new episode :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:55, archived)

^this

I was going to say it's funnier this way.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 May 2009, 10:57, archived)

Mick Hucknall!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:50, archived)

fuck

yes

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 10:50, archived)

Ha ha ha!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:51, archived)

arf

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:35, archived)

whooa there little lady

Nings all

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 20 May 2009, 10:41, archived)

nice

new post whay

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Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:44, archived)

damn... what has she been eating to develop those symptoms?

Nings Clap'

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:47, archived)

Barbara Windsor Davies

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Ninj, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:00, archived)

I bet he did too

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:00, archived)

Now look 'ere lovely boy, get aht of my pub - yer barred!

nice!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 10:01, archived)

arrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! *fears*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:01, archived)

Hahaha snap

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:02, archived)

all she's done is take her teeth out

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 10:03, archived)

haha

*trawls out*

I must do more of these.

Click for bigger (164 kb)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:05, archived)

Takes after his father then:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:06, archived)

That's an odd reply.

neither of the folk in this image are related to me.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:07, archived)

well

Your bike is a girl's bike!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:11, archived)

Yes.

My sister is getting her first supermotard this year when she passes her test.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:12, archived)

well you smell of poo and you're a poo face!

*runs off to pull pigtails in the playground**

*gets arresting on account of being a 34 year old man.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

Billy Mitchell?

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Q4nobody, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

eek

I think I find the geeky t-shirt slightly more scary

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Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:06, archived)

WOW!!!!!!!!!!

(diazed129, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:05, archived)

Your '1' key would appear to be a bit stuck.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:07, archived)

He's just

coming to terms with teh UPLAOD CODEZ

Lolz0rz111!!!1

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:08, archived)

re: lmao

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:21, archived)

I want that hat!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

I don't think I've ever received so many exclaimation marks in one reply before

That is quite something

I conclude you are either German or under 14 years old

edit: Or both

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:08, archived)

damn, I thought some of mine had heaps of exclaimation marks

I CAN USE EXCLAMATION MARKS TOO!!!!!!!!!!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 20 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

Of course when I said "under 14 years old" this was physically or mentally.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:14, archived)

my mummy says I'm special.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 20 May 2009, 10:14, archived)

And you are! :D

I dreamed about you last night.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

You did? Were the front of your pants sticky or wet when you woke up?

Tell me more...I have my tissues ready.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 20 May 2009, 10:16, archived)

Not really, it wasn't a sexy dream

For some reason we were getting ready to go to a wedding and you thought it would be funny if you put makeup on my face and made me look like Nosferatu, complete with huge teeth.

My parents were not amused.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:18, archived)

nosferatu makeup should be applied

for funerals only

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inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:19, archived)

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM *fwaps*

I would actually think that was funny and I have no problems with the idea of putting make up on a bloke.

edit: what did my voice sound like?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 20 May 2009, 10:20, archived)

I don't remember what your voice was like...

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:23, archived)

do you ride the special bus?

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inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:17, archived)

I rode the magic bus.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 20 May 2009, 10:20, archived)

*rocks out*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:28, archived)

yay!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 20 May 2009, 10:41, archived)

Obligatory 'shopped pictures only' reply

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:05, archived)

Hahahaha...

I surrender, that sir is bloody brilliant! :D

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Ninj, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:06, archived)

Was a suprisingly easy match to make :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:09, archived)

Have a swift 'Vinnie'

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Ninj, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:07, archived)

arf

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 10:08, archived)

40 films, he's been in

40!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:11, archived)

really?

Was vinnie the pooh one oh the award winners?

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Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:14, archived)

40! is HUGE

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 20 May 2009, 10:14, archived)

names them all...

Lock Stock
Snatch

errrr

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

Gone in 60 Seconds?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

yes

I expect it is

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 10:46, archived)

hahahahahhaha! holy shit.... o_O

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:12, archived)

Totally would.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:03, archived)

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harribobs invented christmas on, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:06, archived)

bizzarely appropriate

I didnt want to post this as a new thread but its a self portrait, not my usual breasts though

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Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:06, archived)

Looks terrible!!!

(diazed129, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:08, archived)

hey now

careful what you say here

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Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:09, archived)

re: re

you don't have to type 're' in the subject line.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:10, archived)

re: re: re

sound advice right there.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

fw: re: re:

nope not sure how to work that one

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Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:16, archived)

JUNK MAIL FILTER: FWD: RE: RE:

what?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:20, archived)

What's with the "re"

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:10, archived)

religious education :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:16, archived)

I AM THE POPE

damnit

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Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:19, archived)

i am the space pope!!

fact! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:35, archived)

re?

b3ta is full of mystery at times

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:18, archived)

~~mystery~~ shit

morning sir!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:23, archived)

~~at times~~

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:24, archived)

~~full of~~

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:24, archived)

Good day fine dude

and with that i'm off to photograph some Warthog piglets :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

Ooh sounds good ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

gaaaah!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

I am confused

did no one spot this man, he is americas number one babe

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Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:17, archived)

Haha, your embassy is so gonna to get burned

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:24, archived)

heh heh

lookin'to get laiden:)

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:38, archived)

Ha ha ha!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:06, archived)

Hello there lovely boy!

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:09, archived)

hahaha

woop! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

zooooooooooom!:D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:50, archived)

What heppens if he pulls his own lever

fnar!

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:51, archived)

he gets cranky

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:52, archived)

trust me

you really dont want to know ;)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:53, archived)

gleeeeee!

Woo!

Thunk!! Wheeeee! Thunk!! Wheeeee! Thunk!! Wheeeee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:04, archived)

*glees*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:52, archived)

yay!!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:53, archived)

Just one look and then my heart went zoom.....

Woo :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:52, archived)

hehehe

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:53, archived)

O RLY!?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:05, archived)

Ning Dave!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:07, archived)

Loverlee

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:53, archived)

fank ya :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:53, archived)

Really loverlee :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:55, archived)

\o/

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:58, archived)

YAY!!

(diazed129, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:06, archived)

hahaha. Does it complain about a pain in it's diodes?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 20 May 2009, 9:53, archived)

hahaha

well who wouldnt from time to time :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:54, archived)

All I wanna do is zoomazoomzoom

I thought this was a repost at first, then I remembered seeing it on another forum what now right ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:53, archived)

its on flickr

i think you commented on it :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:54, archived)

Yeah, that was it

;)

*goes to get another coffee*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:55, archived)

mmmm coffee!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:58, archived)

hehe, top robotics!

makes me think of one of the enemies in FFVII

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:58, archived)

thank ya sir

whats FFVII

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:59, archived)

final fantasy 7

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:22, archived)

ahh right!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:34, archived)

Aces!!

*click* :)

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Ninj, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:59, archived)

thank ya!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:09, archived)

lovely galvanized look

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 10:03, archived)

yay

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:09, archived)

Gorgeous

*clicks*

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fannycradock, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:33, archived)

thank ya!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:34, archived)

nicely

galvanized:)

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:39, archived)

Halle Facts

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Ninj, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:39, archived)

arf

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 May 2009, 9:40, archived)

Cor Lummie!

Ning Ninj!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:41, archived)

Ning Sushi!

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Ninj, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:45, archived)

haha

and 6 toes on her right foot

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 9:42, archived)

Really?

Well being a foot fetish freak, that has now made her my number one crush ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:44, archived)

you should come to Norfolk...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:45, archived)

The locals must love Global Warming.

Once the fenns flood, they will finally get to use their webbed feet eh? ;)

By the way, how likely is making it to London looking now?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:47, archived)

I literally won't know until next wednesday/thursday I reckon

/awaiting a phone call from hospital

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:48, archived)

Fair enough :)

Well I hope everything is all ok :)

BTW, did you get the gaz about the Will Ferrell Saturday Night Live?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:53, archived)

I did, I have yet to get it!

/will do so now

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:54, archived)

No worries :)

I think you will enjoy it greatly!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:57, archived)

I know...

...very strange that! :)

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Ninj, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:46, archived)

it was/is just a massive bunion.

honestly is this a source you trust:
www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=54266&page=2
*dons hat*

.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 20 May 2009, 9:47, archived)

ARF!! SOMEONE POINTS OUT WE USED TO USE BASE 12 LMAO!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 20 May 2009, 9:50, archived)

ha ha ha

she has an Oscar and a Raspberry -- she's one of the few people to pick up her raspberry...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:42, archived)

Splendid Lemons

Are drafted into the Apple Corps to provide ample free parking

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 May 2009, 9:44, archived)

I have to go and be ijnected with

Hepatitis B in some bizarre strange government funded experiment. I will hopefully be back eventually.

If I don't make it back alive, tell my wife my last thoughts were of her... avenging my death.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:47, archived)

crikey

My thoughts are with your fine collection of 16th century hare follicles

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 May 2009, 9:50, archived)

yes, yes she does.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 20 May 2009, 9:45, archived)

hahahhahah! phwoooaaaaaarr!

nings N'

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:45, archived)

Ningles Shtevie!

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Ninj, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:49, archived)

Smashing Tits?

Isn't that what Billy Corgan's band was going to be originally called?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:46, archived)

puntasticles

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:41, archived)

Cheerio!

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Three Dog Man, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:29, archived)

Needs more terrifed MPs hiding behind him

Desperately clutching at any remaining cash they can get their mitts on.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:30, archived)

I love the MP's thought process...

"The Speaker has been trying to obstruct the release of this information for years. So as soon as the public found out what shits we are, I knew it was time for the Speaker to go."

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Three Dog Man, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:34, archived)

Oh they all need to be shot.

The thing is, when I was saying "All politicians are lying, self-serving, self-important, selfish scum only in it for themselves at the expense of whoever they can screw" two weeks ago, as I had been doing for years and years and years and years, people would reply with "Oh you're just trying to be fashionably cynical".

I don't know who I hate more - the politicians or the general public for being surprised and shocked.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:43, archived)

Is the general public surprised and shocked?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:47, archived)

Well they didn't appear to be concerned before this all kicked off.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:52, archived)

Because they didn't know about it.

Outrage doesn't mean surprise. But I agree a lot of people seem shocked and I wonder why too.

Then I remember the public are idiots who think what the Sun wants them to think.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:54, archived)

Ace Top Tip in Viz:

"Daily Mail editors: underline the important words in your headlines to make it absolutely clear what it is you want your readership to think."

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:03, archived)

It depends

whether you were saying that from the perspective of having looked into a large number of MP's personal arrangements, or from the perspective of just not bothering and writing them all off on some vague impression?

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:06, archived)

From the knowledge of human nature

And the consequent distrusting anyone who seeks a position of power or leadership.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:09, archived)

classic political smokescreen

"shit everyone's looking at us, quick look over there"

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:44, archived)

Yes, but people fall for it. Every time.

CF the ID card debate - "Oo look! A pigeon!" *passes laws, passes laws*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:46, archived)

Do Not Pass Law,

Do Not Collect 200,000 allowance credit!

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

Classic Matt cartoon in the Torygraph today with almost that exact text!

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:45, archived)

Mista boombastic

~~Those look like a smaller version of my speakers~~
They don't look much like it at all

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:30, archived)

is that the left or right honourable speaker?

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:30, archived)

you mock this honourable position?

pffft

why do they persist in wearing fancy dress costumes?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 9:31, archived)

It's not a costume

that's what old men are wearing in the Gorbals these days.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:33, archived)

better than newspaper vests I suppose

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 9:34, archived)

What did he do or not do?

Every news article I read assumes you already know

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:32, archived)

Basically,

with all of this expenses malarkey, he was the figurehead and spokesman for all the MPs who wanted to overturn the freedom of information requests for the claims files.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:33, archived)

So he's just being hung out to dry as a scapegoat?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:37, archived)

Well yes and no.

I personally think that he should go, but at the same time, I want the Queen to walk into Westminster Palace this week, slap Brown, Cameron et al round the face and just dissolve parliament.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:39, archived)

In acid?

That'd be so fucking cool

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:41, archived)

Ah man!

You're so fucking right :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:48, archived)

yup, you got it.

and now Nick Clegg and a few others want an 'independent body' to oversee all expense matters.

So, when this blows over in a few years and they can start claiming things again,plus a 'bit' extra' - if it ever gets out in the open, the MPs can legitimtaley claim that it wasn't their doing, but the 'indepenedent body', thus saving their own reputations.

/cynical

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:41, archived)

*once again successfully avoids putting boot through screen*

Good lord, what a ridiculous mess.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:42, archived)

the bit about 'so when this blows over' is purely speculation on my part

but looking forward, it makes sense.

they can't realisitcally up the MPs salries too much in the current climate/media watch to cover the amount they were claiming in expenses, as they'll just be ripped apart further, so, it makes sense for a measure like this, take a hit for 18 months or so until this all dies down, and then start manipulating the 'independent body' to squeeze a bit more for the MPs.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:44, archived)

Of course, the current system

grew out of parliament being scared to put up their own wages in the early 90s because they feared a public backlash (basically, in a similar situation to now, the Tories knew they were on their last legs and didn't want to make it worse), so they came up with other ways to recompense themselves.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:52, archived)

I don't know.

The fees office, by approving things like bags of manure, moat dredging and such have clearly fucked up majorly themselves. The fact is that 99% of people have fucked up and taken the absolute piss. Michael Martin wont be the last person to go.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:43, archived)

I don't often agree with Anne Widdecombe

But she had a good point when she pointed out that less than 100 MPs expenses have been shown to be morally grey/spurious/fraudulent. Meaning there are around 550 MPs who have not been taking the piss.

Or just haven't been caught.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:46, archived)

quite right

and to think I narrowly missed elbowing her in the face last week outside norwich train station (purely by accident, I turned around too quickly)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:49, archived)

I do respect Anne Widdecombe,

she is clearly one of the few MPs who seem to have unflappable morals. And is allegedly one of only about 6 MPs who live outside London who has claimed nothing on a 2nd home at all, or a negligible amount at most.

When it comes to what has been published, and who has been guilty, it must be noted that The Telegraph have only published the expenses that will make the best stories, understandably. I am sure that once all the expenses are made public domain, there will be a lot more.

Of course, one can not say that all MPs are corrupt, that is simply unfair. I would still like to believe that the majority of MPs become so for the right reasons.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:52, archived)

Indeed this.

Only, the "independent body" won't have to publish it's results.

Surprised? Of course not.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:45, archived)

To a small extent

But the fact that he a) chaired a group trying to get MPs totally exempt from FoI requests and b) started attacking in the Commons those MPs who were pushing hard for the expenses figures to be released mean that he clearly isn't suitable for the job. I'm sure some MPs have been calling for his head just to make it appear that they're "doing something" about the expenses issue, but he's not a blameless scapegoat.

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:42, archived)

His reaction and manner towards

Kate Hoey was nothing short of disraceful and insolent.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:46, archived)

^ this. "If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem"...

is surely the nub of this case: Martin was boss of the Fees Office, and he has -- by the accounts that have come out -- used his considerable powers to obstruct efforts to sort out the crazy mess of MP's expenses rules.

This cess-pit has been whiffing since 2004 (Derek Conway) at least, and instead of urgently working on cleaning it up, Martin has been trying to cover it up.

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Bee Nice |-|, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:20, archived)

Not so much a scapegoat as a distraction

But, yes more or less

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:44, archived)

well you see

he didn't do something about not doing something else but did do something that people felt he shouldn't do about something.

Effectively he's been forced out by MPs for not stopping them being greedy gits

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 9:34, archived)

I watched Question Time last week and successfully avoided putting my boot through the screen

"Oh, yes there is obviously a need to change the system, since it is allowing me to claim for moat cleanage, and that's not right."

THEN DON'T FUCKING CLAIM

Also, Has Margaret Beckett *never* had a chin??

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:36, archived)

This hard^^^^^

I know that normally it is wholly unacceptable to punch a woman, but if ever there was justification it was the unbridled arrogance of Margaret Beckett last week!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:38, archived)

Don't aim for her chin, for fuck's sake

Although I did want to twat the idiot in the audience who when asking her a question, and letting her reply, interrupted her with "How dare you talk to me like that??" - when she was just answering a question.

Fuck me, those audiences have some real mouth-breathers in them.

Still, Beckett needs a solid kick up her cobwebby mimsy.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:40, archived)

Oh yeah,

the audience were really pissing me off last week, by far the worst I have seen in a long while. I understand their frustration, but I don't watch QT every week to hear a bunch of hecklers.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:55, archived)

Well that was the first QT I have watched for almost 15 years

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:57, archived)

A fine one to choose ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:59, archived)

oh you should watch Nadine Dorries on QT here;

www.b3ta.com/links/317051

The woman is a f*cking liability
/4.30 onwards

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:42, archived)

hahahahahaha

Fuck me.

"They want to sit down at the table with us and blow the table up".

Chris Morris couldn't have said it better.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:47, archived)

Is that from the Glenrothes QT the other week?

She is a fucking idiot that woman.

Wasn't there a piece on her in The Telegraph about taking shedloads of expenses for nannies and such too?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:56, archived)

I saw Margaret Beckett wandering around a cemetery muttering something about brains

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:47, archived)

hahahahaha!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:52, archived)

Ha ha ha!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:32, archived)

hahahahhahahahahaah! delightfully mad, with just a just a hint of spang :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:37, archived)

Hahaha

I hear his wife if a right woofer!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:47, archived)

that joke was pretty sub-standard

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:57, archived)

If you're going to complain join the Q!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:59, archived)

Grud! 20 years in the Iso's Perp! Drokk! *revs lawmaster*

2000AD draw off at 3pm, be there or be a mutie!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:04, archived)

Ha ha ha!

See? Even tramps can be geeks too :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:05, archived)

I thought it was Alan Moore at first

*imagines Mr serious author as King of Cosplay* :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:06, archived)

Ha ha ha!

That would just be kerazzy :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:08, archived)

hahahahahha! Lawmaster mobility scooters are the way forward!

and today, I actually have something to post for the draw off, yay!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:07, archived)

I had a mobility scooter a couple of years back,

that I was gonna proper pimp out. I went to work one day when we had a skip to clear stuff and my mum had Taken it apart and put it is said skip :( Bitch!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:09, archived)

oooh - exciting

will someone set me an alarm for 3pm? ta

I shan't be drawing as alas I don't have time...

bah!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 May 2009, 9:10, archived)

courier over me your alarm clock, then, and I'll set it for you

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:11, archived)

*consider it done*

Here's your tracking no.

www.dhl.com/12ghy/5673234kjj23523k5hgh0

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 May 2009, 9:19, archived)

"Sorry! The page cannot be found."

I think you no longer have an alarm clock.

I'll make some smoke signals at 3pm instead. Keep watching the horizon.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:20, archived)

set fire to the internet

that'll do it

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 9:21, archived)

but then we'll all end up back in teh bunker, and that place smells and the wallpaper has odd stains on it...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:28, archived)

sorry about that - it was a long night

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 9:32, archived)

yay dredd :)

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:18, archived)

Very nice....

Does anybody remember who did the very old FP of sheriff John Brunel getting a haor cut? Was thinking about it over the weekend.

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 20 May 2009, 9:20, archived)

excellent

i'll dig out Judge Dredd and Lynne.

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new_matt, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:20, archived)

I'd appreciate in the interest of furthering art, new pics, not reposts ;)

but do pea if you must

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:28, archived)

yey...that makes me a mutie :)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:23, archived)

ONOES! Not a mutie!

woo.

EDIT: In other news I just has a rather disappointing fry up. It was ok once I poured off the grease and egg juice into a saucer.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:23, archived)

damn shame when a fry-up doesn't turn out right

and I hate fried egg with raw bits!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 9:28, archived)

Wasn't my fault

Went to a cafe, well it claims to be a restaurant. Their chef is a twat, can't cook to save his life and insists that all the staff call him Chef.
He can't even do scrambled eggs right. He puts them on the plate when there's still lquid to burn off, his boiled and poached are always solid and if you ask for them to still have runny yolk in you basically have raw eggs.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:44, archived)

Wait:

2000AD Isn't mints served After Dinner after 20:00h?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:33, archived)

This is what I've been up all night doing and it's not even half way done. :(

It's a crazy garden thing above a railway for that there architecture degree what I be doing. Structure shown is very basic estimation of the final result. Polycount is killing my laptop though.

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thiswasmyclone, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:01, archived)

ooooh wow

what are you rendering in?

*edit - there's a sculpture on the way in to Cambridge of two half eaten spheres (one inside the other) made out of a framework like that, it's pretty awesome, so I can assure you that that will look awesome too in real life
*edit again - here looks far, far more impressive in real life with the sun on it

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:02, archived)

this

and in no way is it sarcastic

that's very good sir Sir! (your work, not HappyToast - he's just very good stuff in general)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 May 2009, 9:03, archived)

cheers both of you :)

It's in 3d max 2010 (trial). Just a skylight and no textures at this stage.

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thiswasmyclone, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:08, archived)

If you want me to render it with a few more Final Gather samples

It'd give me a good reason to open up my copy of MAX 2010 and actually install it on my 64bit Quad core :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:12, archived)

ooh cheers!

I may take you up on that. Any chance I could hold it off a few days to give me time to finish the model? I'm trying to find as much help as possible atm and have 1 friend who's made his quad core available. Two would be amazing.

Don't worry if not though.

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thiswasmyclone, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:17, archived)

If I'm about then sure, no problem

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:20, archived)

thanks, dude.

I really appreciate it. You are a beautiful beautiful man.

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thiswasmyclone, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:24, archived)

On the weekend's he's a pretty passable woman too!

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:03, archived)

That looks pretty damn cool!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:25, archived)

That's no sculpture!

It's Pac-Man's skeleton.

(Doktor Mangler is drowning in cables, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:45, archived)

Impressive

Most impressive...

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:02, archived)

That looks terrific!

You need to add that giant Spider that was in Liverpool a couple of years back though :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:02, archived)

or the spider from Krull

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 9:03, archived)

*tries to remember*

*fails*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:04, archived)

YOU MAKE ME FEEL OLD

STOP IT!

STOP IT THIS INSTANT!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 9:07, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Don't worry, I did see it when I was younger, and planned to watch it when it was on TV a couple of months back, but I got myself hammered instead :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:10, archived)

Krull is brilliant

mmmm - Lysette Anthony!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 May 2009, 9:12, archived)

*gets the 1980s horn all over again*

what was that this she was in where she got all nekkid in a shower?

edit: "Safe Search is off" is my friend

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 9:14, archived)

I'll be back in about 10 minutes,

I'm just going for a "shower" ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:26, archived)

is it for a game?

its lovely but a little scary too. As if insects have taken over the world

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 9:02, archived)

no...

it's actually an architectural proposal with a lot of technical details and components etc. Unfortuately I only have 2 weeks to turn it from this simple sketch stage into final drawings. It's all worked out but the drawing takes forever. Argh!

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thiswasmyclone, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:06, archived)

haha

good luck

dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/low+poly/

have you tried using a bigger faster computer?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 9:11, archived)

I'm trying to call in favours from as many friends with quadd cores as possible.

My laptop is crap but all I have. :(

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thiswasmyclone, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:19, archived)

a bit too late to persuade boinc to take it on then

boinc.berkeley.edu/

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 9:25, archived)

THIRTY TWO KAY

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gravytrain, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:21, archived)

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 9:26, archived)

Fuck off and make the fucking tea teaboy!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:32, archived)

Very nice! Is it for a game?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:03, archived)

er no

He quite clearly said it was a project for his Architecture Degree.

Were you not listening?

-10 points.

additional point may be accrued through the use of haemorraging

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 May 2009, 9:05, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:16, archived)

Bit low poly, is it for a game?

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:05, archived)

bloody hell, that's far too impressive! Top stuff, sir!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:08, archived)

cor

looking lovely, that!

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McBadger COW, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:20, archived)

needs more maexxna

oh god i need some sleep

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gravytrain, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:20, archived)

lovely

is the web scripted?

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:12, archived)

ace

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:41, archived)

OMG The Reviews of this T-Shirt on Amazon!(pic)

www.topnewsblog.info/tblog_11340.htm

My dad beats me when he wear this t-shirt.

(diazed129, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:43, archived)

You spoke too soon Stevie ;)

You want the /links board that you will see a link to at the top of this page.

Welcome to b3ta though!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:44, archived)

*in an ominous voice* "AND IT STARTS!"

hahha, yep :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:47, archived)

Stegasaurus?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:49, archived)

that's the "joke" - Jurassic Park, Nedry steals the embryos, and Stegosaurus is misspelled on the cryo unit

hence the fact it's in inverted commas. I should put [sic]

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:51, archived)

I thought that might be the case,

but missed the reference :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:53, archived)

ningles fella

and NINGLES BOARD!!!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:55, archived)

YO JOE!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:55, archived)

Oh. I'm not Joe am I?

Dammnit - I'm getting confused.

Morning Mediocre, morning Barryheadwound

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 May 2009, 9:02, archived)

YO BOBS!

is that better? :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:09, archived)

much better

ta

Now draw me a mechanised shoe with twin blaster turrets!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 May 2009, 9:11, archived)

I left my wacom at home, plus I've got a lot of work on.....

so it ain't gonna happen.

so there.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:14, archived)

Morning sir

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:17, archived)

awwwwwww, well arn't you a little darling!

can we keep him, pllleeeeaaaasssseee? I promise to feed him, and walk him, and take him to the vets for his shots! Honest!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:46, archived)

Only if you also promise to clean up after he shits on the stairs again

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:49, archived)

......do I have to??? *sulks*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:53, archived)

DO HIM STEVE

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:51, archived)

hahahaha!

WATCH ME CHOP AIR!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:52, archived)

That's nice dear

wonderful first post of my day

morning people!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:48, archived)

Morning Mediocre!

How's your good self?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:49, archived)

My good self is still asleep somewhere. I'll make some coffee to wake it up violently and take it for a spin

Yours?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:52, archived)

I am ok.

I woke up this morning and came downstairs to discover only 1 teabag, so now I am making some real coffee to make up for it :) Also, I am very excited as I upgraded my phone yesterday and it should arrive today :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:54, archived)

Is it properly pimped, with fake diamonds and gold and a couple of DVD screens?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:02, archived)

Well it is pretty funky.

It's basically an iPhone lite, but lots lots cheaper./

I got an ace deal on the tariff too :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:06, archived)

renoir.lgmobile.com could not be found. Please check the name and try again.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:17, archived)

How gay :(

How about this?

uk.lge.com/products/model/detail/mobilephones_lgrenoir(kc910).jhtml

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:21, archived)

Oooh big screeny thingy

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:29, archived)

Aye, it looks lovely.

It is my first new phone in about 3 years, and as an added bonus, was free free free :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:36, archived)

not everyone has phones like you

morning old thing!

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harribobs invented christmas on, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:10, archived)

Pffft

I hardly ever use my mobile. And I am on my second one in about ten years ;)

Morning!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:17, archived)

nings M

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:50, archived)

you are right that that T Shirt is horrendous

it's worn by the kind of people who run car boot stalls for a living

and also reminds me of this: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/7304452.stm

Welcome to B3ta, however you ought to read the FAQ as it has all sorts of info about why you really oughtn't start new threads without posting an image you have in some way created or manipulated for humorous or artistic effect.

We're nice people mostly, but get a little annoyed when one of our precious threads gets wasted.

Internets! Lol.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 8:57, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:01, archived)

I can imagine the sound that keyboard makes

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 9:05, archived)

My precious!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:01, archived)

That's a Neato...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:00, archived)

www.thatsa.com/
www.neato.com/
www.whatnow.com/
www.right.com/

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 May 2009, 9:09, archived)

\o/

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:30, archived)

did i miss tuesday?

*checks diary*

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harribobs invented christmas on, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:08, archived)

If you did actually miss Tuesday,

you are a lucky little sausage :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:11, archived)

must

stop having vodka on the cornflakes

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harribobs invented christmas on, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:31, archived)

have some milk with that

www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 20 May 2009, 9:20, archived)

*hears the Tuesday claxon*

Maybe time for you to go to school.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:22, archived)

Composite photo made of boy in a sandbox

De RIS
Also: Ningles!

(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Wed 20 May 2009, 7:56, archived)

I don't understand why they had to release a composite picture

was it incase someone recognised it was their son so they could check to soo if he was missing?

EDIT: I wonder if they discovered any toy cars in him.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:27, archived)

I heard he built a moat about his

grave

(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:31, archived)

I'm not even going to mention where they found the cat shit!

Mmmm. I may just go out for a fry up:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:32, archived)

I think there was a toy Honda Accord

somewhere about his person

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 May 2009, 9:07, archived)

hahaha!

blimey, that's a nasty story though....

'ningles everyone! *raises glass* here's to a day of no trolls posting pr0n, no 4chan rejects, and plenty of hummus!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:35, archived)

where's the fun in that, then?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:36, archived)

I'm all fun'ed out after yesterdays antics.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:39, archived)

Not to mention the hope of my new phone arriving :D

Ning Stevie!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:43, archived)

Ningles Mr 'Sushi!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:47, archived)

You and your big mouth

; )

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:54, archived)

that's two days in a row for me. Tonight I'll make a new fail pic, and that will probably guarantee there will be no fails/trolls etc etc

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:59, archived)

(herman:D, Wed 20 May 2009, 6:34, archived)

NING!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 May 2009, 6:49, archived)

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 20 May 2009, 6:57, archived)

'ningles all.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:25, archived)

Afbeeldingen

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Shlvng, Wed 20 May 2009, 7:08, archived)

Boyle-in-the-bag

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 20 May 2009, 7:19, archived)

I don't know what to think about this

except, "sing bitch!" of course.

(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Wed 20 May 2009, 7:22, archived)

DINNAE BE COY SUSAN, YOU'RE NO A VIRGIN ANY MORE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 May 2009, 7:46, archived)

Susan Boyle: The Devourer of LED's

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:33, archived)

draw a beard on her so she looks like she's stroking it

oh, and one of those curly moustaches that all good (bad) villains have.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:41, archived)

See, now THAT'd be funny

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:16, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 20 May 2009, 6:01, archived)

Bloody hell

What time do you usually arise, mutant?

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Shlvng, Wed 20 May 2009, 6:03, archived)

About 4:30 on average

Kill me

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 20 May 2009, 7:30, archived)

THIS IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH!

For your punishment you must say 50 Heil Hitlers.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 20 May 2009, 6:03, archived)

DIE JUDENDIE JUDENDIE JUDENDIE JUDENDIE JUDEN

DIE JUDENDIE JUDENDIE JUDENDIE JUDENDIE JUDEN
DIE JUDENDIE JUDENDIE JUDENDIE JUDENDIE JUDEN
DIE JUDENDIE JUDENDIE JUDENDIE JUDENDIE JUDEN
DIE JUDENDIE JUDENDIE JUDENDIE JUDENDIE JUDEN
DIE JUDENDIE JUDENDIE JUDENDIE JUDENDIE JUDEN
DIE JUDENDIE JUDENDIE JUDENDIE JUDENDIE JUDEN
DIE JUDENDIE JUDENDIE JUDENDIE JUDENDIE JUDEN
DIE JUDENDIE JUDENDIE JUDENDIE JUDENDIE JUDEN
DIE JUDENDIE JUDENDIE JUDENDIE JUDENDIE JUDEN

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 20 May 2009, 7:18, archived)

Lois must have been heartbroken.

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 20 May 2009, 6:06, archived)

Not as much as when Superman stuck his Supercock right through her spine

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 20 May 2009, 7:31, archived)

and the Invisible Man says "I don't know either, but boy does my arse hurt!"

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 May 2009, 7:45, archived)

He's always the one that picks up the soap

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 20 May 2009, 7:56, archived)

We'll LOL a bit for you then.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 20 May 2009, 6:08, archived)

then we'll all go down to the pub and get pissed

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 20 May 2009, 6:13, archived)

and eat pie

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 May 2009, 6:20, archived)

LOL

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 20 May 2009, 7:16, archived)

Ha. I beat you all.

I've been in the pub for over an hour now!

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monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:13, archived)

46 minutes to get on b3ta...

what have you been doing all morning!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 May 2009, 6:19, archived)

Coffee, meds, cigarette, bath, cigarette, catch up on /links, coffee, cigarette, clothes, cigarette

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 20 May 2009, 7:15, archived)

catch up on /WHAT!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 May 2009, 7:20, archived)

It's good!

It has pictures of golf trophies that look like glass cocks LOL!!1!1

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 20 May 2009, 7:21, archived)

I think the pictures of those gay coeds, you speak of below, would be more fun. [/:-D

www.b3ta.com/board/9458292

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 20 May 2009, 7:23, archived)

I propose you explore this next shift. :)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 20 May 2009, 7:26, archived)

Hahaha!

Ok.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 20 May 2009, 7:31, archived)

DO IT

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 20 May 2009, 7:32, archived)

why do you have to get up so early?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 20 May 2009, 6:46, archived)

Go to work at 6

Start at 7 :(
Home by 3:30 today though \o/

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 20 May 2009, 7:16, archived)

Screw that!

07:13 and I'm still in bed!
Due in the office at 9, looking to get out of bed around 08:30!

Woke early this morning, and was shocked, didn't think the internet opened until later on.

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Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Wed 20 May 2009, 7:14, archived)

It does

But you need to have the gaycoedz.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 20 May 2009, 7:17, archived)

I didn't get to bed until that time.

Of you were up then why didn't I see you?

Huh?

HUH?!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:27, archived)

did someone say weeaboo?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 May 2009, 5:33, archived)

I wish I was a weeaboo

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 20 May 2009, 5:34, archived)

still in Japan then?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 May 2009, 5:37, archived)

Yes

Just doing some laundry before i head out to Roppongi

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 20 May 2009, 5:39, archived)

I want one of these

www.engrish.com/2009/05/wait-impatiently-for-woman/

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 20 May 2009, 5:42, archived)

I'll see if i can find one

I saw a barack obama sex doll (with a vagina) the other day

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 20 May 2009, 5:49, archived)

OOH! AH! O-BA-MA!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 May 2009, 5:54, archived)

Bill Clinton's got one

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 20 May 2009, 5:58, archived)

A VAGINA?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 May 2009, 6:07, archived)

also, please tell me that this lovely lady is being invited onto chat shows

news.ninemsn.com.au/national/814694/man-shot-twice-in-leg-in-inner-sydney

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 20 May 2009, 5:52, archived)

I'm sure she'd be invited onto SBS with those 'wog' comments...

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 20 May 2009, 5:57, archived)

she's not a wog.. but she looks like one!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 May 2009, 5:59, archived)

I never quite got used to hearing that word in Oz

despite the fact that it as a different meaning there.

(orukusaki actually fucking posted something for a change, on, Wed 20 May 2009, 7:48, archived)

oh, she's a PEACH.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 May 2009, 5:59, archived)

Why aren't we talking about the Australian hipsters

who are experience dangerous levels of life irony after having seen someone shot and being on TV.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 20 May 2009, 6:11, archived)

GIVE ME A GUN, I'LL SHOOT THE FUCKING LOT OF 'EM

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 May 2009, 6:13, archived)

WELL HURRY UP THEN!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 20 May 2009, 6:15, archived)

yeah like anybody in their right mind is ever going to give me a gun.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 May 2009, 7:22, archived)

EVERYONE WEARS HIPSTERS HERE

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 20 May 2009, 6:16, archived)

wears their skin, maybe.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 May 2009, 6:24, archived)

That too. the GFC has had an adverse affect on people's clothing

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 20 May 2009, 6:30, archived)

What a charming piece of racist baggage.

Someone should beat her with a stick.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 20 May 2009, 6:28, archived)

DOUCHE YOUR SHIT

IT STINKS
HAVE SOME ETIQUETTE

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 20 May 2009, 6:04, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 May 2009, 5:39, archived)

My new glasses seem to be broken

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 20 May 2009, 5:40, archived)

I just opened the new Flash for the first time

and decided to watch some of the tutorial videos. There's a bunch of stuff in there that's either new or I didn't know about before, and I'm just starting to play around with it.

Fucking hell it still can't export usefully in some formats.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 May 2009, 5:42, archived)

That's all well and good but I'm a bit more concerned about my glasses

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 20 May 2009, 5:44, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 May 2009, 5:45, archived)

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEABOOOOOOO!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 20 May 2009, 5:36, archived)

BOOOAWEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 20 May 2009, 5:37, archived)

wEE ON MY bOO

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Shlvng, Wed 20 May 2009, 5:43, archived)

WHOAH DUDE!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 20 May 2009, 5:55, archived)

sorry

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Shlvng, Wed 20 May 2009, 6:00, archived)

SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 May 2009, 6:00, archived)

MOLLUSCSTEP

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Shlvng, Wed 20 May 2009, 6:03, archived)

BRING FORTH THE MOLLUSK, CAST UNTO ME

LET'S BE FOREVER, LET FOR-
EVER BE FREE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 May 2009, 6:11, archived)

NO NO, NO NO NO NO, NO NO NO NO, NO NO

THERE'S NO MOLLUSC

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Shlvng, Wed 20 May 2009, 6:22, archived)

with just one faint glance back into the sea

the mollusk lingers
with its wand'ring eye..

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgzCr2puZpk

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 May 2009, 6:30, archived)

I was wondering a beautiful face behind the mask.

(diazed129, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:03, archived)

Piiigs in naaam

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Wed 20 May 2009, 4:57, archived)

Hogs Of War! :D

Nicely done. :)

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Wed 20 May 2009, 4:58, archived)

this is at least 8 types of awesome

all wars should be fought with hams

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 20 May 2009, 5:02, archived)

Squeeeeeeeee!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 20 May 2009, 5:04, archived)

Rocket propelled hams and sausage machine guns are all of the good.

This is most excellent.

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 20 May 2009, 5:09, archived)

I'm here to judge people and not contribute

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 20 May 2009, 5:24, archived)

Seems that is the the new sport around here.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 20 May 2009, 5:27, archived)

I heard riverghost fucks animals, is that true?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 May 2009, 5:37, archived)

It would appear that way

what the hell was he talking about here? b3ta.com/board/9457896

Did i miss something earlier?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 20 May 2009, 5:37, archived)

I was wondering about that.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 May 2009, 5:40, archived)

frankly, my dear, I don't give a titwank

he's often a prat for no apparent reason

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 May 2009, 5:46, archived)

well yes

just seemed a bit confusing

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 20 May 2009, 5:48, archived)

well all you missed was some mind-buggeringly awful anime anthro wank

www.b3ta.com/board/9457816

and a bit of flouncing

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 May 2009, 5:53, archived)

Oh good point ( to be added to below remark) "and we don't like JJ".

Which is news to me. Fuck, I'm one of his biggest fans. I have
done shitloads of stuff based or riffing on JollyJack's fun. FFS.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 20 May 2009, 5:57, archived)

I liked Bill and May and the pies kitten

but that's because they were funny and original
not revolting, pathetic fan-service
such a waste

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 May 2009, 6:12, archived)

B&M are firm favs. Spider and Scorpion are quite fun too.

I can't fault him for the other stuff. His populist efforts can often
have bits included that I'm quite happy with. Not keen on the furry
adventures side comics. SA has bits that hold well for me. I'd much
rather he focused on his dark side, but it would/might freak the
fuck out of the punters. Waste is perhaps too strong a term, but
you're close to the right area there.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 20 May 2009, 6:22, archived)

fair enough to work to a client's specifications for cash

but wouldn't you think b3ta is one place where he could just post whatever he likes?
Ergo he is a fucking furry.
QED

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 May 2009, 6:33, archived)

I'd say yes. And yes.

But as yiffers go he's the best at it. HAHAHA!
So, I'd suggest we send him to hell last.

ALSO
I might point out the dragon story had the day
folks mighty upset when they started eating
the maidens. Which is what dragons do in the
stories. Yet, when faced with the un-reality of
it, they freaked hard. He backed off a mile after
that sequence. Much to my disgust. I thought
it was perfectly in character for dragons of yore.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 20 May 2009, 6:44, archived)

I may regret this, but..

what dragon story?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 May 2009, 6:47, archived)

Just sec and I'll see if I can find it.

I forget the actual title... BRB.
edit: Got it...
"Alexis"
www.collectedcurios.com/Alexis_001_small.jpg
No titlepage link on his site that I saw, so increment the above for the pages.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 20 May 2009, 6:49, archived)

wow... that's really really dark

cool...

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 20 May 2009, 7:02, archived)

okay that is pretty cool

and the women are far more sensibly proportioned
even if they do all have that same stupid cartoon face
and inconsistent nipples and no pubes (must be an anime thing)

not sure why he doesn't erase the pencil after inking before scanning though
too keen to get on shading them titties I suspect

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 May 2009, 7:28, archived)

Yeah, likely so.

He's gotten better at some of those things.
That's from like three years ago now.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 20 May 2009, 7:38, archived)

yeah, a little over

I had a search looking for this shock and outrage you mentioned
but I only found posts for the first and last of the set.

no freakouts, maybe they came between

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 May 2009, 7:44, archived)

There were mentions in other threads and in his request-of-day threads as I recall.

Also, I may be painting things broader than was actually stated directly.
And was more making an observation on his themes after that to illustrate
my point about the older darker stories being better than some of the
newer stuff he's made that is tame in comparison to that example. He'd
be able to tell us more there, but we're rarely around/on when he is.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:04, archived)

He's under the impression that the night people are

all uneducated Americans that are all from /talk. And never
post any pictures and just complain--or some such thing.
I don't think he ever looks beyond the first 'ning'ery post
in the mornings most times. I know he's rarely commented
more than saying "words" or "tl;dr" on anything I've posted.
Not that it bothers me when he does so or anything.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 20 May 2009, 5:51, archived)

the talk board has been good tonight

www.b3ta.com/talk/6163094

some of my favourite rabble rousers have been on

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 May 2009, 6:07, archived)

Hahaha. He was asking for it.

Unwise try to out piss and vinegar the /talk'ers.
I think they drink the shit by the vat full. [/;-)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 20 May 2009, 6:15, archived)

fucking hell I had another read of riverghost's flounce

when one resorts to saying "I'm smarter and taller and older and more manly than you" to win an argument

well I would damn near call that 'chucking a zoot'

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 May 2009, 6:24, archived)

I just want to contribute people

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 20 May 2009, 5:38, archived)

I wish I were a manatee. Then I could eat and sleep, and never go shopping.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 20 May 2009, 5:39, archived)

for guidos everywhere

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OneOfSome, Wed 20 May 2009, 4:37, archived)

Do you mind

There were three of us having a private conversation!:P

Sorry but I have to ris.:(

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 4:39, archived)

a number of hours ago

there was a noob troll inflicting invective on betans
for not being academic and sporting superheroes
(but i can't be stuffed spazzing back to find the post)

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OneOfSome, Wed 20 May 2009, 4:42, archived)

ah:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 4:59, archived)

Would you three like to discuss me, JMG?

I'm incredibly popular.
As b3ta's leader, I'm open to all folk to discuss.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 4:43, archived)

is it not a bit unfufilling being you?

this rampant displaced inferiority complex of yours must get depressing after a while

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 20 May 2009, 4:47, archived)

As much as I'd love to go through your diplomas and indeed, open university certificates.

I'd have to quash your budding career as a psychologist by making the firm, and indeed correct JMG based stance that I am in tip top condition.
Both physically and mentally.

If you'd like to study inferiority complexes, feel free to stop by b3ta on any occasion an indoor drywhale falls out with me.
They're quite the case study.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 4:51, archived)

then why this tragic need to tell everyone how much everyone loves you all the time, chuckles?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 20 May 2009, 5:00, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 20 May 2009, 5:02, archived)

can't help thinking

that little willy next to your name makes you quite the b3tan . On that note goodnight x x

(JoePesky, Wed 20 May 2009, 5:06, archived)

LOL your funny and graet man

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Shlvng, Wed 20 May 2009, 5:04, archived)

ug!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 20 May 2009, 4:18, archived)

It's furry, with a cock.

Have my children.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 4:20, archived)

haha

he has an interbody pubic beard !

(JoePesky, Wed 20 May 2009, 4:20, archived)

I get the impression

that crabs could be fatal!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 4:22, archived)

if cooked right they are ok

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 20 May 2009, 4:23, archived)

Yeah but if you get through an entire bowl full

you always end up with a pube in the mouth.

I've lamentably had the misfortune of having crabs before. The cow in question knew she had them too as she said, 'I've been with a few guys recently' and I thought I'd be OK with a profalactive.
I was on sodding tour too so I couldn't get to a doctor's. Had to take the advice of an old road dog and try lighter fluid. There was an alarming ammount of testicular skin pealage but it did the trick.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 4:28, archived)

exactly,for flossing

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 20 May 2009, 4:30, archived)

No not for Flossy

you sheep shagging perv:P

EDIT: Actually that's a good point. Everyone has a go at all these peeps doing furry images but no one has a go at the Welsh:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 4:32, archived)

im not welsh, but i wish i was,dem sheeps look goooood

EDIT: i just read your crabs story LOL

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 20 May 2009, 4:34, archived)

I remember hearing a New Zealand stand up one. He said something along the lines of;

YEah in NZ we fuck sheep. Day in day out. Fuck, fuck, fucking sheep. We do it so much that none of us have jobs. Then we send it over to England and you eat it. :P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 4:38, archived)

mmmmm succulent

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 20 May 2009, 4:40, archived)

lamb with pork:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 20 May 2009, 4:59, archived)

if anyone ever stays over at harrys house

be reminded to bring your own towel !

(JoePesky, Wed 20 May 2009, 4:24, archived)

had to be done