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[challenge entry] Well, it's Groundhog Day... again...
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:43, archived)
# hahaha
winnah!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:44, archived)
# this much better than attention would have you believe
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Since nobody is obeying the compo rules

Heres a pea of my very first b3ta post, which somewhat related to the current compo...
I belive this was from the first generation movie mashup
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Compo it.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:51, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:52, archived)
# I'll post this
Seeing as though it's not strictly ompco related.

Photobucket
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Go on then
Have this
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:03, archived)
# hah
you made me lol, damn you
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Ha ha, brilliant.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:27, archived)
# I'm beginning to suspect that Andi MacDowell may be my favouritest actor ever.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Is she? I hadn't noticed
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Ha!
Win!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:52, archived)
# *click*s text post :)
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:56, archived)
# You're joking, right? That's a joke? Please tell me that's a joke?
She's more wooden than a splinter of the True Cross.
She's as dull as Martian ditchwater.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:53, archived)
# there's water on Mars????
well fuck my hat
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:58, archived)
# I was trying to make my comparisons more extreme, but it didn't work out so well.
Anyway, yes there is water ice on Mars, but no liquid water. Or ditchwater.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:03, archived)
# "Well fuck my hat" is one of the primary grammatical reasons for which English was invented.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:03, archived)
# I love her and I want to lick her wrinkle-free forehead.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:02, archived)
# She's a Professor of Wrinkleology! : "I call these ... Deep Wrinkles"
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:04, archived)
# hahaha!
a nice twist
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Hahahaha
Very good.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Excellent.
This is my fave so far.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 13:04, archived)
[challenge entry] marginally less creepy than Richard Attenborough was...
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:37, archived)
[challenge entry] also:
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:38, archived)
# needs more sausage organ
/ac :)
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Poor horse would have no cock left.
'LOOK DADDY I'M A FARMER'
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:44, archived)
# make your daddy proud!
proud?
proud!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:46, archived)
# would.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:39, archived)
# have
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:41, archived)
# but
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Hahaha
woo and 'ningles all.

Also: Gaaah! I have just left the 18-34 demographic!

Slippers please:D
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:40, archived)
# happy birthday!
? :)
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:41, archived)
# What's that?
You'll have to speak up. My ears aren't what they used to be. They've piglets now.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:43, archived)
# You old git!
All the best :)
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:42, archived)
# I remember when all this were factories!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:43, archived)
# fuck
you're ooooold


:)
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:44, archived)
# I know your dad!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Happy real life b3taday.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:44, archived)
# I think now I'm 35
I'm going to try someone that alcohol stuff I've heard you younguns harking on about.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:46, archived)
# What will your clan think?
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:46, archived)
# I yam riverghost Mcriverghost of the clan of Mcriverghost
I'm 35 years old and cannot drive.

There can be only buns!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:49, archived)
# I meant the WoW clan? I thought that there were lots of spotty teenagers that look up to you :)
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:55, archived)
# I wound down that guild.
Still have it as it's useful but I'm currently enjoying being a member of The Blackadders :P
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:13, archived)
# happy birthday!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:46, archived)
# cheers
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:48, archived)
# you're as old as me now
congrats
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:47, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:47, archived)
# bloody young 'uns....
;-)
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:03, archived)
# subjline compo...
Riverghost closer to giving up the ghost.

Happy birthday!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Only two things are for sure
death and taxis!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Round my way...
... the two are inseparable.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:55, archived)
# THat's probably why you got sacked as a taxi driver
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Hoopy Beefday!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Bah, young whippersnapper

(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:44, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
Have this, not worth its own thread.


Sorry about the poor skills.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Why is it when I see the name Mark Hamell
I always think of a cockney gezzah saying 'My Camel'?
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:42, archived)
# haha :D
edit: he doesn't want to try that with his gloves on...
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:41, archived)
# not exactly a challenge entry, but...





(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:26, archived)
# I want to marry you. Hard.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Makes you think
:)
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:29, archived)
# i think not!
//best dad joke ever
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Dad jokes FTW.
Though mum jokes tend to be much better/risqué.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:34, archived)
# i dunno about risque, my mum tells me jokes like this:
Q: what does the h stand for in "jesus h christ?"
A: haploid
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:42, archived)
# That's ... confusing. I know what all the words mean in the joke, but combined ...
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:57, archived)
# virgin birth, see?
only one lot of chromosomes
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:05, archived)
# this is the last time i tell a mum joke
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 13:05, archived)
# only one parent
only one set of chromosomes
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:10, archived)
# :D
top work
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Haha
and Plato does look pleased with his new VCR player.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:35, archived)
# most excellent :)
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:36, archived)
# good stuff!

(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Nicely!

Bindun?
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:37, archived)
# This is all a bit high-brow for this place.
I suggest sticking some cocks on them, it'll go down better with the microcephalic epicine proles that frequent this establishment.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Ooo! Get Mr Polysyllables!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Looks like we got ourselves a reader.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Huh. I had to look up 'epicine'. I have prepared a witty retort:
Fuck you!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Haha!
*sniffs pants*
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:37, archived)
# *applauds raptourously*
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:40, archived)
# haha fucking hell!
triple woonessocity.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:44, archived)
#
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:55, archived)
# FUCK OFF BACK TO TALK!
YOU TALENTLESS MINGEPUDDING!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:07, archived)
# :(
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:09, archived)
# I was expecting a lot more protective responses from the male b3tans
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:13, archived)
# quick and crap!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:25, archived)
# would
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:28, archived)
# she has two eyes!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Is that the bird off of Corrie?
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:29, archived)
# haha :D
*deletes work browser history* ;)
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Nightmare on Wall Street
Shirly Bindun.

(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:18, archived)
# I loved you in Wall Street
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Arrgh spoof or not spoof....
I love this place at night. The stars... there's no right or wrong in them. They're just there.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Aaargh I can't stand her any more

Click to embiggen. (pops)
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:17, archived)
# This is silly
and I heartily approve
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Just imagine!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:17, archived)
# CHARLES BRONSON IN: DEATH WISH NINE.
I wish I was dead.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Hello Dave
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Unfortunately been done.
Still good, though. Most things about 2001 are.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Ah bugger
Didn't see it when I skimmed through.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Dave, my wife would like to use your toilet
Photobucket
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:18, archived)
# my wife tells me you have a blockage...
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:22, archived)
# My wife was right, there was a block in your toilet
but I fixed it now
*steals taps*
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Daaave!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:25, archived)
# hurrah hurrah hurrah!
this is wonderful :D
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Apparently made from girders or something...
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Would.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:04, archived)
# I'll be sure to pass this message on to her.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:05, archived)
# I meant the can.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:07, archived)
# The can's name is Jennifer. The statement == "true";
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Jamaica
Must buy IronBru at lunch.

Woo to your mad skillz
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:04, archived)
# heheh that's great
there's been a murder on the border
with a girder
in the corner of the larder
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:06, archived)
# She's got no nose, how does she smell?
;) bladdy good work sir, *click*
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:07, archived)
# I was actually surprised at how long it took someone to do the nose joke
which is why I only put Jamaica
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:09, archived)
# ha ha
I had a "well, if no-one else is" moment
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Here it is.


Noses can fuck of generally, though.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:10, archived)
# :D *spannnng*
Agreed, they are a pain in the arse to draw. Also they cause hayfever *sniffles*
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:20, archived)
# noses don't belong in arses, the pong would be horendous.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:24, archived)
# You mean I'M the ONLY one with an arsenose?
you lied to me mother!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:26, archived)
# I'd buy pretty much anything from her.
*is mesmerised by the eyes*

Lovely stuff!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:09, archived)
# is that
Maddonna? :D
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:25, archived)
# braw!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:28, archived)
# well drawneded :D
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Good ning!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Hahaha!
Excellent source pic!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:59, archived)
# bwahahahahaha!
Richard gere looks well fit there!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Awesome cast.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:03, archived)
# hahaha!
I'm intrigued by Ken Dodd's role in all this.

:D
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:10, archived)
# I sputtered banana onto my keyboard
when I read Ken Dodd
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
superb
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:37, archived)
[challenge entry] I see why Diana was scared...
Photobucket
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Diana was alive just hours before she died
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:52, archived)
# And was pregnant with Michael Jackson's baby
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:55, archived)
# while watching john peel in the thames!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Crumbs!
The Daily Express was right!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Awesome
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:56, archived)
# that is superb!
:) woo
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick Compo Pea

(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:57, archived)
[challenge entry] And maybe another couple



(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Nicely!
Can I submit a revised pea from last night, here?



Original

(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:57, archived)
# That works disturbingly well.
Woo!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Ticket to the tower please
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:39, archived)
# should have done mrs brown :)
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:43, archived)
# too brown
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:55, archived)
# I don't like the font.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Just the bottom half of Diana's smug face winds me up
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:56, archived)
# just remember it got mashed up on a dashboard.
This should make you feel better.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Dear Grunty...
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Hahahahahaha.....!
You loon!

:D
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:38, archived)
# *head in hands*
'Lo freeeeeeeeebs. *smooooshes*
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:39, archived)
# pffft
what kind of shadow matching algorithm are you using?
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:39, archived)
# whoops
forgot about shadows

in my haste...
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:59, archived)
# O_o
*spangs*
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:57, archived)
# :) you silly nonsense
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:09, archived)
#
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Yay for gingers!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:23, archived)
# I know, right?


:(
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:24, archived)
# This makes me very sad :`(
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Awwwwwwwww.....
:(
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:27, archived)
# That appears to be cos people are using them as backpacks
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:27, archived)
# I fucking love my ranga backpack
it's even got a zip up pouch for my laptop
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:29, archived)
# does it have a small pocket for diminutive monkeys?
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:30, archived)
# yeah it has two, but i put my phone and sunnies in them
i can't afford a diminutive monkey.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Phone and sunnies is a more than adequate alternative.
You are to be applauded.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Doesn't every backpack?
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Jings!
She's right.

I better go let mine out!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:33, archived)
#
Doesn't seem a lot but imagine if they all met up
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Well, he looks like he's got his afternoon sorted
Clever chap
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Now, this chap is *sorted*.
:D
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:24, archived)
# and he appears to have nabbed one of your more restrained shirts :D
I think tomorrow I'm going to eat half a pig and spend the day in bed drinking red wine and watching war movies. I've had a shitty week.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Porchette FTW!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:28, archived)
# gosh... that does sound nice
i'm thinking of having just an epic bacon, sausage fiesta for breakfast then Cumin lamb with cous cous for dinner
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:31, archived)
# I made of variant of that when I did the pork butchery course.
The place I did the course insist that you cook it *on* the bone. It was wonderful, despite my most fervent attempts to banjax it.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:36, archived)
# *learns new word* how do you pronounce that?
does cooking meats on the bone make a great deal of difference then?
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:38, archived)
# On the bone usually seems to make it moister and more flavourful.
Takes a lot longer but well worth it. Also, it gives you the bonus of bones to gnaw at.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:40, archived)
# ^ what this wise (and faster typing) man said.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Which word?
If you've (and I seem to recall before we went to Bodeans that you did) got a decent butcher close at hand, always get them to leave stuff on the bone.
You have to adjust the cooking time a bit to allow for it, but the results are always much better.
Rib of beef, for instance. Total Win!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:41, archived)
# "banjax"
I shall have to look into it, sadly at the moment I'm too poor to afford meats really. I can only really afford to have breakfast and then occasional dinner meats at the weekend.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Buying on the bone is usually a bit cheaper, presumably because people are scared of it/lazy.
Something like shoulder of lamb is always a winner
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Banjax is akin to 'Kibosh' or to 'put the mockers on' something.
;-)
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:56, archived)
# I want to make this
uktv.co.uk/food/recipe/aid/610091

But I think it's a bit much just for two of us. Volunteers to help eat it?
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Me? Me!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:40, archived)
# That's three eating a meal to serve 10-12
Any more?
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:41, archived)
# I can happily fill in for 2-3 normal people
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Oh, I'm there...!
mmmm, crackling.....

nom nom nom.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:13, archived)
# I'm going to eat some pig tonight.
Stir fried pork with dried shrimp.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Now *that* sounds lovely.
*hungers*
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:33, archived)
# I've got some pak choi growing on my balcony that'll be going into it
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:37, archived)
# why ruin it with shrimp?
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Because it'll be delicious
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:44, archived)
# bluuuuuuuurgh
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:48, archived)
# how did you get that pic of me?
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:30, archived)
# haha you have no idea how much i yearn for that to be a tru fax
"not only am I a maths box on turbo, with a knack for charicatures, but my arm span is three times my height and I both look and smell like a pile of old carpets"
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:33, archived)
# LOL! that is a fucking fantastic description.
only thing that needs changing is the armspan...
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Ammonite.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
This is making me think of the Thames Flood Barrier and the Sydney Opera House, is that right?
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:57, archived)
# The Hanging Gardens Of Babylon?
Herds Of Wlidebeest sweeping majestically into the distance?

;-)
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Or just Torquay?
I love Wlidebeest me
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Great song.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:19, archived)
# *puts on 'The Very Best of Julian Cope & The Teardrop Explodes*
*gets killed by A Vagabond*
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:21, archived)
# If you're very good
I may upload me singing Reward onto Youtube this weekend
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Oh, you must!
Also, the evac window is closing.

We need to arrange beer-age.
I'm heading to Brum in like 3 weeks....
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:24, archived)
# For good?
or just for masochistic reasons?
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:32, archived)
# The former.
And less of your back-chat, young fellow-me-lad.

:D
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:34, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:40, archived)
# New job, squire.
I'll gaz you.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Well, it's not good enough, Watt!
;)
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Call that a bath? It's not big enough to drown a mouse
I wish you were a mouse...
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:12, archived)
# No, no - The radio works,
You don't...
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:14, archived)
# very very lovely
i think you should design the future
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Some bugger already did that.
They said it was Orange, the fools.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:59, archived)
# the future, despite what THEY want you to believe is NOT orange
it's Pantone 346U
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:01, archived)
# I cannot dispute these Trufax©, sir.
:D
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:02, archived)
# I have a model formula 1 car in case that was given to them in 2001 by Arrows
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:02, archived)
# I still find it amazing that an architect in the 1960s said "Tower blocks. Yes. 200 families in one building. What could possibly go wrong"
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:03, archived)
[challenge entry] also (because i don't want to push away this loveliness
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:03, archived)
# It works in Japan
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:04, archived)
# the difference, the key difference, mark you, is that in Japan they're not english
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:04, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:05, archived)
# They're NOT?
What kind of madness is this? I shall have to write my BNP MP candidate about this!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:06, archived)
# haha
"Dear Sir,
On the internets, or "hate tubes", today I discovered that the slitty eyes foreign bastards are allowed their own country now. This. Will. Not. Do. My great grand father did not mend toilets in a munitions factory for this!"
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:09, archived)
# :D soooo truuue
you are win
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Haha I clicked that
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:16, archived)
# This is quite simply one of the best sentences ever constructed in the language.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:20, archived)
# *dances*
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Damn your duck-pond, Bedlam!
all I have to say to you is Simian Terpsichore!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Porcine Calliope?
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Nothing can overcome the POWER of Simian Terpsichore.....
Nothing, I tell you!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:31, archived)
# *blinks coquetteishly*
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:35, archived)
# this is awesome :)
although i looked at it too long and now my brain is dripping out of my ears...
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Here's a flannel, hang on, you've missed a bit....
Ta!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:01, archived)
# *dribbles*
how long does it take you to do these?
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Depends....
This took about 90 mins to build and 'get right', couple of test renders at low res (about 30 mins) and then about 5 hours to render out the final version..
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:04, archived)
# I understood you up to 'this'
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:07, archived)
# *demonstrates using PowerPoint*
*fails to communicate effectively*

*is fired*
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:08, archived)
# From current or future job?
Cos one of those wouldn't be too much of a disaster!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Oh, I am so disengaged with this place now *gestures around himself*
I just turn up and go home, like, whenever.....
Nobody dares ask me to do anything, because they know I'll just say 'no'.

I love it!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:15, archived)
# That sounds like the best kind of work EVER!
That reminds me, I need to go and finish filling in an application form......


Meh, it'll keep *settles in front of b3ta*
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Your priorities are to be admired, ma'am.
:D
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:19, archived)
# I'm undecided about the job I'm going for
I think it would probably sap my soul if I actually got it
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:24, archived)
# nice :)
presumably your computer doubles as a heater in wintertime? :)
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:08, archived)
# If it had known what it was in for when I bought it,
it would have hidden in the warehouse and refused to come out.

;-)
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:09, archived)
# mmmm shiny
I likes it
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Good couple of tins of Brasso on that, yep.
;-)
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:01, archived)
# I want to stroke it
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Well, just don't touch it's tail.
It tends to bite.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:05, archived)
# but it looks so smoooooooove
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:06, archived)
# metallic fossil-tastic!
mning
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:59, archived)
# *waves*
Morning!!!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Sexual
Love it.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Don't we all?
Oh, sorry, read that wrong.

Eeek!

;-)
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Terminator: Redux!
Woo!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:00, archived)
# i read that as
redex
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:03, archived)
# I read that as
fedex
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:05, archived)
# i read that as
fast as possible
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Cheers!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Bindun ;)
Nicely sir!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Hahaha!
^ best response.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:06, archived)
# ooooooooooohhh shiney
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:01, archived)
# :)
I like shiney things.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:07, archived)
# bloody hell, Grunty, that's awesome!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:01, archived)
# it's all done with mirrors!..
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Ammonites with in-built vampire detection! That's genius!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:13, archived)
# *steals idea and patents*
:D
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Thanks Steve!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:07, archived)
# I welcome our new shiny underwater overlords
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:01, archived)
# haha ^this
'lo Prodge
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:06, archived)
# 'lo droogles
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:18, archived)
# They come in peace,
they assure me.

;-)
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:10, archived)
# this
is farking brill :) nice one
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Thank You!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Shiny :D
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Indeed so.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:11, archived)
# holy shit thats fucking amazing
*clicks
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:07, archived)
# You're very kind.
Thank you!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:12, archived)
# This is a curled up fluffy xenomorph having an afternoon nap
that hasn't noticed the tide has come in

surely
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:15, archived)
# hehe...
never thought of it like that.

:)
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Jolly Good :D
Happy Friday Everyone!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:17, archived)
# *waves*
And a happy Friday to you, too, sir!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Shit me, that's amazing.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Thanks!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Nice work
Cheeky Face
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:38, archived)
# *blushes*
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:54, archived)
# wow
superb!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Thanks, Rev!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 12:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Trainspotting entry #1034
Photobucket

O hai B3tans
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Wouldn't WOULD wouldn't wouldn't wouldn't.
Also - is Draco played by Jimmy Nail?
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:56, archived)
# heh
he does look like he's some relation
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Would, wouldn't would, would would.
Oops! wrong shift.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Actually Tom Felton
he is my claim to fame as he is the son of my Dads best mate from school. I used to visit them regularly as a kid, not seen him for a good 15 years though.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:59, archived)
# You're famous!
*fawns*
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:03, archived)
# since before he was born you mean
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:16, archived)
# he's now 21
I realised how long it was when I saw him on 8 of 10 cats the other week.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:21, archived)
# CROC-odile Shooooooooooes
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Gabriele Ferzetti
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:23, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Ha ha
you mucky pup
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:24, archived)
# *giggles*
I like this :) Needs more drug-growing thug though....
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:57, archived)
# =D
cheers Trelly
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:58, archived)
# :D
I love Neville. I want to give him a hug and tell him to cheer up.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:59, archived)
# I want to tickle his tum :)
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:07, archived)
# He's lovely looking when he's not being Neville
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Excellent!
needs to be pitch black for the final film.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Well it WILL be darker
;)
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:59, archived)
# GAH!


;O)
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Mwahahahahahahahahaha!
I think, actually, that given the amount of fighting and flashing spells going across the screen, mixed with rooftop battles lit by lightning, the last film will - if anything - be BRIGHTER.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:06, archived)
# ;D
ta duck
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:08, archived)
# hehe
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:01, archived)
# nice Work Droogy
you should post Moore


Roger Moore
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Fankooooooo :D
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:13, archived)
# I like this greatly.
:D
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:21, archived)
# cheers ears!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:28, archived)
# oh very nice!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:14, archived)
[challenge entry] King Louie learned the secret of man's red flower...
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Now that I like!
Now I'm the king of the swingers.
Oh, the jungle VIP.
I've reached the top and had to stop.
And that's what botherin' me.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:55, archived)
# AAAAAAAHHHWANNABEAMAAN, man cub!
An stroll right into town!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Compo it!
Nice work :)
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Me likey!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:59, archived)
# excellent :D
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Fun day off wasn't very fun


I bet it's bindun, but I don't care :D
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:43, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
That's fab!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Thanks :D
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Bernie zombie is not funny
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Shaun of the Dead begs to differ
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:53, archived)
# I suppose all the "of the Dead" movies of late proves this
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Certainly not scary
Unlike Night of the Living Dead which shit me up good and proper when I first saw it when I was about 10
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:02, archived)
# that's very good too

(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:48, archived)
# yay!
i'd like to get that on my gravestone. that or "best before [date i die]".
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:53, archived)
# heh
nicely done
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:54, archived)
[challenge entry] "Those aren't PILLOWS!"
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:29, archived)
# Yeah, and I noticed you play with your balls a lot
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:30, archived)
# haha, "See the game on Sunday?"
Great movie
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:33, archived)
# And when you're telling a story, here's an idea
have a point!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:35, archived)
# Tear to the eye...
...every time. Love it.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:44, archived)
# THOSE AREN'T PILLOWS!!!!
:D
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:35, archived)
# Going the wrong way? How do they know where we're going?

(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Hahaha
I'm gonna watch it tonight, love it
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Oh yes!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Choose life...
Choose a fucking automobile: choose a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Choose Four fucking wheels and a seat!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Hahahaha
"Fuck it - we'd inject THANKSGIVING if we thought it would gie us a hit ... "
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:40, archived)
# he he
Nice edit!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Racist.
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:51, archived)
# hahahah! outstanding!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:35, archived)
# Cheers Steve
Gotta love the Candyman!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:43, archived)
# one of the best so far - excellent
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Why thank you
Oh Great one
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:48, archived)
#
*sobs quietly*
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:59, archived)
# awesomely done :)
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:39, archived)
# Thanks
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:50, archived)
# nice : )
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:43, archived)
# well now,
that's just very good!
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Bloody ace
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:56, archived)
# *click*
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:56, archived)
# oh yea woo! :)
(, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:00, archived)

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