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# Twitter shits all over Facebook.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:09, archived)
#
Cameron condemns Tweeters as twats tr.im/uzS3 Blows election hopes with microblogging tirade
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:10, archived)
# the whole debate
www.b3ta.com/links/and_speaking_of_tw_ts
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:12, archived)
# He's such a shithead

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:21, archived)
# I'd love to see a shit come out during one his speeches.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:23, archived)
# a shit with a pair of big eyes and a wide smile
and it waves and shouts "WHY HELLO THAR!!" in a dodgy texas accent

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:26, archived)
# is that a fucking Liverpool 08 badge he's got on?
who the fuck let him wear that? coulda sworn the directions for use included the line "not suitable for complete dickheads"
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:08, archived)
# I hardly think he's blown his chances
by upsetting people who will be too busy telling the internets about how pissed they were last night to be bothered to go out and vote.

That and the fact labour couldn't buy votes at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Still, I hope his cock falls off.

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:31, archived)
# oh, of course...
I didn't say I liked the fellow... quite the opposite in fact, but until the electorate realise that Labour/Conservative is just two sides of the same self-serving coin, this country is going to slip further and further down the global toilet...

Oh my, where did TAHT come from?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:33, archived)
# COME ON YOU YELLOWS!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:35, archived)
#
its true. i may have exagerrated, but he's still probably upset enough people to reduce his majority. (hopefully)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Haha, awesome
just when you think UK polilols can't get any more ridiculous
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:31, archived)
# I still get a good chuckle on me whenever i think "boris johnson is the mayor of london"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:36, archived)
# ^ this
...and I love how people defend him as well - 'oh he's a really intelligent guy - all that buffoonery is just an affectation'.

O RLY?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:38, archived)
# oh he is very intelligent. that doesn't change the fact he's a collosal arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:40, archived)
# hahahahaha
Being intelligent is no guarantee of being good at a particular job either.

Having 4 A levels wouldn't be any use to me digging a road so how does a degree in 'Classics' qualify him to run the biggest city in the world?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:49, archived)
# This however, is not true
as /links has just told you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:12, archived)
# heheh
we'll agree to disagree.
*shakes hands*
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:12, archived)
# *reciprocates*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:15, archived)
# No it doesn't.
And whoever came up with the idea of coupling up twitter feeds and facebook should be taken outside and shot.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:13, archived)
# What about combining it with Digg and other shite
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Keel zem! Keel zem all!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:16, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:16, archived)
# but the the picture says it does
so it does. :)
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Well you can't argue with that - the camera never lies, after all.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:17, archived)
# *carries out shooting*
*buries in mass grave*
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Not worthy of it's own thread, but
I spotted this cab in Berlin on my holiday and thought of you guys...

(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:15, archived)
# That is the best reply in this thread.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:17, archived)
# and that was the worst ;)

(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:20, archived)
# We so need to get a life...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:19, archived)
# yes

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:21, archived)
# ahahah
yes!

*looks at tumblr*
*is impressed*
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:22, archived)
# get with the times
www.biro.tumblr.com
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:27, archived)
# I already had it bookmarked man.
you don't update it much :(
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:28, archived)
# *follows*

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:28, archived)
# so, so good :)
the disabled animals flying club makes my whole face explode :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:30, archived)
# :)
"cutting" satire:

myspace just sits in the corner crying and masturbating
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:27, archived)
# HappyToast and CockWeasle
condemn our actions.

cease and desist! :)
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:39, archived)
# *seizes*
*de-cysts*
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:41, archived)
# *wipes clean*
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Correct.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:28, archived)
# My pointless waste of time and self importance is better than your pointless waste of time and self importance
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:26, archived)
# says he
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:29, archived)
# and I'll lead you all wherever you may be
and I'll lead you all in the dance said he
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:30, archived)
#
said he settee :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:31, archived)
# heheh
herring?
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:31, archived)
# no thanks i prefer mackerel
but more like british classroom circa 1986, as with much of my humour unfortunately :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:34, archived)
# *dances*
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Bangin' Tune
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:32, archived)
# How eerily concise

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:31, archived)
# My circular topped alternative to a screw
seems to have been struck precisely by your peen backed apparatus!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Incorrect.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:27, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:40, archived)
# yes

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:18, archived)
# wrong
twitter has no scrabble facility.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:39, archived)
# no
scrabble opls.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:41, archived)
# in english please.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Always thought Scrabble was always more fun to play physically,
than on a social networking site.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:47, archived)
# :O
*points*
*mutters*
*wipes eyes*
*re-reads name*



THOR!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:43, archived)
# I HAZZZ TEH POWERRRRR!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:46, archived)
# hello buddy
i hope you're keeping well.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:58, archived)
# keeping putting one foot in front of the other
how are you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:01, archived)
# not too bad
freelancing, but not enought to pay bill so still looking out for perminant job while plodding on with the freelancing and trying to get my secret project off the ground.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:06, archived)
# exactly!
:)

/oh, and Brian Blessed is playing your Dad
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:44, archived)
# REALLY?
give me proof
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:47, archived)
# ..
www.imdb.com/name/nm0000306/
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Just found half a dozen articles
seems it was common knowledge a month ago, can't believe I didn't hear him shouting it :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:55, archived)
# i couldn't think of anyone better to play him
brian is my earth father.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Bit of a silly...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:03, archived)
# We're all going to court.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Hurrah!
I mean: oh.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Top hattage there

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Hat.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:13, archived)
# hattastic!
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:16, archived)
# *web sherriffs yo ass*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:11, archived)
# My first ever Illustrator attempt.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:38, archived)
# *awaits part 2*
I like this :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:41, archived)
# I am also awaiting Part 2
Hello Mrs Aid to Climbing Plants
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Hello multiple second letter of the alphabet
How's stuffs?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:49, archived)
# I'm fine thanks.
Oh wait...sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Well hello to you too!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:01, archived)
# :D
Hello!
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:05, archived)
# hello mrs
how was the holiday?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Cocking marvellous!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Phoar!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Good afterning
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:45, archived)
# *doffs hat*
'Lo
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Complex stuff!
;) It's rather nice actually.

and happy 2 year 2 month 2 day anniversary thing.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Tonight Matthew, I shall be Bishop Desmond Tututu.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:43, archived)
# And you'll be singing Baptazia - Super Sunday - IC3
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:44, archived)
# None of your post means anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:45, archived)
# This will clear it up
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_JmXCNPs6Y
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Crikey.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:47, archived)
# DJ Die fuck yeah
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:09, archived)
# I know - it's all just bills and junk mail these days
:(
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Hehehe
I like that
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:44, archived)
# lully
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:44, archived)
# poor jeremy :(
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:47, archived)
# haha
he found a solution to that
www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/61fps/2009/04/pacman.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:47, archived)
# haha
Is part 2 the fact that Mario wears a hat to cover a bald patch?
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Mario won't be along for a while.
I'm very old school.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Wakka wakka wakka
wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:55, archived)
# either he got it sorted out
or his part was played by a different actor for the Pacland publicity shots.
www.vgmuseum.com/scans/scans3/pacland.jpg
Or maybe it's shopped.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:55, archived)
# LINKFAIL
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:57, archived)
# how is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:58, archived)
# It doesn't have a pacman at all.
Just one of the baddies out of Mario saying that no hotlinking is allowed.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:59, archived)
# copy the link to a new window and press refresh
he got a new nose to cover his wonky eye in that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:01, archived)
# or just press the "go" button, seems to work for me.
I'm not sure I approve of him suddenly sprouting arms and legs either, part of his charm was that he was so abstract.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:02, archived)
# ffs
the image isn't even on a page in the first place, it's only linked from an index.
www.vgmuseum.com/scans/c64.html
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:02, archived)
# I used to like pac land
wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Heheh, I wonder what excuse those pong planks had

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Thundercat MMA
(rambosilk Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Oh, it's you again.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:28, archived)
# indeed
At least this might actually be his
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:30, archived)
# If anyone is crazy enough to steal that
that would be definite proof of trollage ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:32, archived)
# yes
I have devised a clever system for working out which ones are made by him.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:32, archived)
# And get your foot off that blasted samoflange.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:38, archived)
# ^
this
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:31, archived)
# interestingly he's taken the link to his youtube videos out of his profile.
this is cute though

fascistcrumpet:

hell.... boy I think there's a good chance you might be legally retarded.

rambosilk:

Legally? So that must mean you can be ilegally retarded too? Dick cheese



its almost like there's an awareness behind his posts but i think its sort of like a pea turning to face the sun

(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:10, archived)
# He's also under the name MC Dogshit
www.reverbnation.com/mcgravedigger
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:20, archived)
# I'm sticking with non-prolific trollage / comedy account at the moment

although that football/cat thing is a bit out of pattern.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Ooo that reminds me...
high time I made a new seamhorse.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:29, archived)
# HOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:29, archived)
# where
are the toapnazi's? or the seamans?
(I helped save b3ta! Le Snoet, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:30, archived)
# we are tired...because this is just not funny anymore :(
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:31, archived)
# OK you can have the old version while I kbnock up a new one
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:31, archived)
# slipperlols
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:31, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:33, archived)
# HaHaHa!
Never noticed it before!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:41, archived)
# animal heads!

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:38, archived)
# not an animal!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Just me



Yeah, thought so.
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:50, archived)
# hahah christ
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Wait a second!
Regulatory three hairs per bollock! No more!
(TimWestwoodIsAPleb, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Nom Chompsky
(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:07, archived)
# LOL HE NOMS INTO A CAKE
I don't think I've bothered to criticise anything on b3ta yet, but enough other people do it so it must be acceptable.

I hate your animations. They're always all over the board, stinking up otherwise decent threads. Do you ever stop?

I have an ignore option, I might start using it.

/ac
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:08, archived)
# epiphanynazi
leave britney alone!
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Angryperson you'll never be the man your mother is, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:41, archived)
# What a saucy chap
Imagine if he did that for the ladies?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:13, archived)
# nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:15, archived)
# chomp chomp chomp
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:38, archived)
# hot

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:56, archived)
# I predict a threadrush ...


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:06, archived)
# cool pic of a cool thing.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:12, archived)
# You have a very hippy sig!
and I don't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:17, archived)
# have a toke brother!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:18, archived)
# *takes*
nice.....
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:22, archived)
# your sig is a motorbike starting
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Its the starting of a Lawnmower....
tsss!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Starting of a STUPID lawnmower, more like ...
*huffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:25, archived)
# cheers mr bab
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:35, archived)
# nice one
but you stole it from FO3

*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:16, archived)
# FO3?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:17, archived)
# just messing
Fallout 3
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Oh right.
Sorry - I don't like pokemon.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:17, archived)
# haha
BULBASAUR!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:21, archived)
# It's called PAC-A-MAN I think you'll find
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Oh well I don't know!
You kids and your noise ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:28, archived)
# I don't want to set the world on fiiiiire
I just want to start a flame in your heart
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:19, archived)
# the only thing I didn't like about the game (and I am a fan)
was that they only had like 3 songs @ that music station....you really get bored after a while...and I had to listen to hear some cool news.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:21, archived)
# I don't want to save the world, I'm just looking
for some prostitutes and crack ...

/Billy Bragg Blog
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:26, archived)
# It had a face that looked like a rundown building
or am I missing something ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:29, archived)
# racist
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Kiss me you fool

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:02, archived)
# SuperDuperman
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Superbridger!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:47, archived)
# quick, give him 2 cdc arms and laugh about it
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Haha! Does he go round duping everyone?
In other news: I am uploading at 62.2 kbps although it should max out at 47.7 kbps.
The hamster must have had 3 shredded wheat or something.

Trufax.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:51, archived)
# 1.21 Gigawatts!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Oh my god, man! Stand back from the computer!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:00, archived)
# 62.2kbps of gayporn on the webs
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:15, archived)
# smashing
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:56, archived)
# *international man hugs*
picasaweb.google.com/peterdanielberry
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:57, archived)
# AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA that beardy thing is you?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Madonna shows her true colours!
(TimWestwoodIsAPleb, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Ah still wouldnae climb o'er her tae git tae yee!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Make more sense little train
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Schmerg merg schmerg
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Oh. I see how it is.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:51, archived)
# LOLWOT?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:51, archived)
# You'll take what you're given
And you'll damn well love it.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Ok... :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:12, archived)
# cock mutant!
I've always suspected this of Madge.
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:32, archived)
# I want to see a "Celebrity Paedo" band
Jonathan King on geetar, Pete Townshend on bass, that Bay City Roller on drums, Gaz glitter vox, MJ backing vox & dancing ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:33, archived)
# My cock isn't particularly veiny
Is this normal?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:34, archived)
# No. No it's not.
You'd better go and see a doctor.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Why is it always veiny in your penis?
^^ that's what she said

*PARP!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:36, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:43, archived)
#
see a doctor get a biro
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:36, archived)
#
get a biro inject steroids into your cock
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Are you sure it isnt a micro penis?
You may need to get that looked at
(TimWestwoodIsAPleb, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:36, archived)
# I don't think I need any more encouragment than necessary to get people to look at my willy
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Is it bright Magenta?
If so, nothing to worry about.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Yes, it appears to be
2 pubes per bollock is the norm, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:39, archived)
# :O
Your one short on either! Quickly, call NHS direct!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:40, archived)
# OMG I'M A FREEAAKK :(((((((
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:41, archived)
# You're so veiny,
I bet you think this schlong was about you...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:42, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Yes
but only if your knob is made of stilton.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:44, archived)
# pics or gtfo
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:49, archived)
# I approve of the cdcs
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:50, archived)
# DICK-ARMS
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Discomeats wanted something quick
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:17, archived)
# POOOOP!
Awesomes!
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:17, archived)
# hahahaah
talented bastard!

:D

now I quite fancy a string of organic sausages, as depicted in this image.

This is despite just having had a hotdog.

nom nom :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:18, archived)
# I'll have the pork and leek.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:19, archived)
# You'll have the sweetcorn & peanut and like it, young man.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:24, archived)
# But but...I have a Bumnut allergy.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Be careful with that, if you have "underlying health problems"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Eww
Bumsausages.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:19, archived)
# SHIT LIKE YOU MEAN IT, YOU COLOSSAL DUNG MACHINE
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Hahahaha awesome :D
Sausages :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:20, archived)
# he should team up with mr magic tea fingers :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:20, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:23, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Exsqueeze me, bakingpowder?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:21, archived)
# I'll have two in a bun please.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Heheh

Reminds me of this classic

A boy went to see his dad, who is a butcher.
Dad decides to show him around the shop
After doing the rounds along the cooler and the slicing machines, they come to the final piece of machinery
"Look son, this is the best machine of them all!
You put in a pig at one end, and a sausage comes out at the other end!"
"Cool! And does this also work the other way around?"
"No son. That only works with your mother"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:25, archived)
# hahaha
Works in German too, I like :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:26, archived)
# And in Dutch
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:27, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:27, archived)
# happytoast do you have a naked blobman poop fetish
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:28, archived)
# dear god! is that what I've drawn?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:30, archived)
# the naked blobman poop fetish community is small but very active
wednesday is poop a sausage night
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Ha! Auto-sketching while blindfold again?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:32, archived)
# mmm
ewww
mmm
ewww
mmm
ewww
mmm
ewww
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Genius. Pure Genius.
(MissUnexpectedNuttering Mad to live, Mad to talk, and burn, burn, burn...., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:28, archived)
# BUM_SAUSAGE_FEST
dear all, here are relevant facts:

1) I am in Vietnam in Hanoi
2) I have discovered Bia Hoi
3) Bia Hoi is beer which is brewed to be consumed within 2 days
4) Bia Hoi (although 3 times more expensive to Westerners) is 25p a half pint
5) Bia Hoi is delicious and fresh and amazing
6) I am several sheets to the wind
7) I love everbody and everbody loves me
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:29, archived)
# EAT MUCH TOM KHA GAI
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:29, archived)
# nom nom nom
pho FTMFW - I will follow your sage advice
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:33, archived)
# I could nom thai food until it came out of my arse in a fiery torrent
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:34, archived)
# I was in Malaysia and consumed my whole weight
in Pad Thai... daily
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:40, archived)
# \o/ MFW
Right - that's it - after work I'm gonna make my own.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:42, archived)
# with LIMES \o/
*hugs*
*dances*
*sleeps*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:43, archived)
# I Love You.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:30, archived)
# *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:30, archived)
# \o/
*embraces as a brother*

this kejboard is all wrong. typing is hard
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Carve this out on a rusting metal sign, with some spelling errors, and hang it on the bar wall.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:33, archived)
# I carved it into flesh
epic fail :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:37, archived)
# hello Prof
have you seen any Lutherans?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:36, archived)
# no
:'(

they avoid me

(why would I see Lutherans?)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Hanoi is the Lutheran capital of Vietnam
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:44, archived)
# cool...
are they the dudes on pogo-stilts?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:47, archived)
# YAY

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:43, archived)
# *hugs*
*sleeps on*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:44, archived)
# 'Lo Prof!
A-hoi from UK-land. Sounds like you're having a great time!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Mustard on mine, please..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Is that the Bumsos 300 XL?
I bet it is
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Quick, dirty and mustaphabindun
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Curses!
Noice :)
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:13, archived)
# You plonka
Your pancehat is changing!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:15, archived)
# I approve of your pants hattage.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:19, archived)
# I also approve
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:05, archived)
# hehe, per per per per probably
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:14, archived)
# hahaha... nice Nurse Gladys there
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:15, archived)
# :D
that game looks frickin awesome. It had better not turn out to be crap
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:18, archived)
# the comic was great
have you read brian azzarello's joker? the artwork in that is supoib
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Oh so this....
this and MW2 are the only two games I'm buying for the rest of the year
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Mustelid Wankathon 2?
I love that game
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:37, archived)
# not as good as the first one
or Wankout Paradise
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Operation Flashpoint 2
Looks much better. COD will be like any other COD
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:08, archived)
# hehehe
noice!
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:18, archived)
# :D
Lovely :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Brilliant!!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:20, archived)
# huzzah
but yes i think it has

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Haha
Is there anything Del Boy hasn't done :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Oh noes...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:02, archived)
# hahaha nice
Though for some reason I was expecting the Monty Python foot to come down...
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Hehe...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:08, archived)
# haha, excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:05, archived)
# hehehehehe....
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Hahaha, brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Sorry JJ

Forum banter, no offence.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:01, archived)
# RODENTS with NORKS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:02, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:03, archived)
# LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:03, archived)
# I've had JJ on ignore for months now
I obviously haven't missed anything
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:04, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:13, archived)
# except some kind of cat-woman-elephant hybrid thing
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:18, archived)
# his drawing style has altered dramatically

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:23, archived)
# I almost didn't recognise it as his work
it's so original and groundbreaking
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Phwoar, a drawing of some breasts.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Anything with norks in gets a thumbs up from me.
*Thumbs up*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:05, archived)
# i've made a slight alteration
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:10, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Hehe
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:32, archived)
# No reason
Image Hosted by ImageShack.usBy trashninja at 2009-07-29
(Trash Ninja, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:55, archived)
# *fears* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:59, archived)
# pointy noses ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:00, archived)
# hehe
noice
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:01, archived)
# argh
that scene is scary enough as it is without this
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Don't poke your nose in this

Replied by mediocre at 2009-07-29
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:02, archived)
# That took aaaages to load
but once it did, it made me smile
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:04, archived)
# The file itself is small
but it takes awhile to upload your soul.
(Trash Ninja, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:09, archived)
# hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:05, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Very good
I like this
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:48, archived)
# :D
you clever little bastard you :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:48, archived)
# took me bloody ages too
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:50, archived)
# time well spent, mano :D
:)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:51, archived)
# fantastic :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:50, archived)
# I
AM
IRON MASK
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Dear Diary:
Tuesday... Clean socks
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:54, archived)
# hahaha. Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Aw, poor thing! hehe
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:58, archived)
# HA!
This is why I love you as much as I do..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:05, archived)
# *sends kisses from afar*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Mwah!
Right back atcha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Lovely jubbly
*Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:08, archived)
# stop being so great
I demand a shit image drawn in 30 seconds using mspaint.exe to redress the balance!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:09, archived)
[challenge entry] My favourite kitten sport. 'ning.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:40, archived)
# FP
Now
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:42, archived)
#
^^^ that. With knobs on.

I applaud this work & all who sail in her.
(shooms Look just cunt the fuck off will you..., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:49, archived)
# HAHA FUCKPONG FTW!
Ning all.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Hahahaha
Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:43, archived)
# CLUNGE-BUTTOCK!
twat-baron shall always be my favourite swear.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Haha, the missus said "Shitcunt!" the other day
it quite shocked me, even though she does have a tongue like a sailor
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:43, archived)
# ...salty?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:48, archived)
# No no
it's actually shaped like a sailor
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:50, archived)
# ning! and lolz :D
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Championshits indeed.
What a merry bunch of bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:48, archived)
# COME ON BARRY
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Guffbeak whoop whoop
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:51, archived)
#
*guffbeaks*
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Kittens are such pottymouthed animals

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:01, archived)
# swearing IS big and clever
Yay fior this!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:06, archived)
# hahaha GUNT
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Kittens + swearing = win!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:14, archived)
# "Lest see ... ?"
This is nearly as woo as me personally, which is very fucking woo indeed.

Indeed - some people mistake me for Jon Woo.

Blind, deaf people, admittedly, but still - it has been known*.

*May not have been known.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Fantastic! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:27, archived)
# i like...
mingeflaps...

and this.
(I helped save b3ta! greenish, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 19:41, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:25, archived)
# noicely dan!
he doesn't deserve your skills though, the bellend :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:32, archived)
# I don't know who that is
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:32, archived)
# ^This^
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:36, archived)
# he plays soccerball
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Aha
one for Nuts and/or Zoo, then
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:39, archived)
# he's a massive cunt
and that's all you really need to know.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:54, archived)
# I really don't know...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Hahaha
I really don't know why it's making me laugh, either.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Aaargh! Kill it!

TJ: Any programmer out there that wants to earn $20 -100?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Sounds easy enough.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Yeah, my first thought was: 'Is that all?'

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Worth doing if you've got a spare 15 minutes, I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:12, archived)
# pfft
when you're don building a windows xp clone, make me a tosi
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:18, archived)
# I'll compromise and make you some toast.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:21, archived)
# No, no. When you're done building an OS, do the one that said:
"I want some one to down load all the websites and store them in an oracle data base"

So, replicate Google for about $500?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Write an operating system in Visual Basic! Earn $$$!
Haha.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Weird, I saw an ad just like this four or five years ago
Wonder if it's the same guy, or someone reposting it to keep the meme alive
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:16, archived)
# haha it's the second one
like the HOW IS BABBY FORMED stuff on question websites
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:26, archived)
# looks like it's done the rounds
www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=%22NOT+SUPPOSED+TO+BE+JUST+A+REDESIGNED+WINDOWS%22&btnG=Google+Search&meta=&aq=f&oq=
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:31, archived)
# That site really pisses me off
You give genuine and cheap quotes to people and a team from the middle east or china puts in a rediculously low counter quote working out at around £1 an hour.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:22, archived)
# So what would be your quote to build an OS?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:38, archived)
# about $5000
yes...

it was a classic getacoder.com one

it was ASSWOME

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:13, archived)
# I joined about 4 of these sites in one day, and I don't understand how any of them make things happen.
From the deluded ("make me an OS", "clone Amazon") to the too slow ("I want a site just like facebook") to the plain greedy ("make me a video game for $100, and sign all rights over to me"). It's just laughable.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:52, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Pacman you dick! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:07, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:08, archived)
# :-) woo!
Of course you know. It's the sauce.

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:09, archived)
# explosivo!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:11, archived)
# See, I always knew good superman was a ketchup man
and here's the proof that bad Superman is a REAL man
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:17, archived)
# General Zod is a Reggae Reggae Sauce man
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:19, archived)
# fucking a, every time you eat ketchup the americans win
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:05, archived)
# This makes me larf
belated ningles board...!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Where were you?
We've finished all the toats by now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Nooooo!
works being a mare at the moment

Its outrageous expecting me to do work when there's nonsense to chat about here
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:31, archived)
# It's really unfair

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:53, archived)
# aiyeeeee!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:23, archived)
# hahahaha
ha
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Meowna Lisa
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:14, archived)
# D'aaaaw.
Her Eyes seem to follow the yarn around the room.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:15, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:15, archived)
# fan-dabby-dozey :)
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:16, archived)
# I want one!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:20, archived)
# ACE!!!

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Oh hai, cylon cat
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:23, archived)
# kitcat is not a cylon cat silly!

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:24, archived)
# hahaha love it!

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:26, archived)
# oh hai popular cat :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Is he fishing and hovering over the water...
is this the real Jesus?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:53, archived)
# duh duh didduh duh duh didduh duh duh didduh duh duh didduh
duh duh didduh duh duh didduh duh duh didduh duh duh didduh
ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:25, archived)
# 100% improvement on the original
I mean to say, that chick is ugly, right? You know you're all thinking it.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Yep, Lisa del Giocondo was kind of funny-looking.
Lady Fondling Mustelid is a much sexier painting.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Yes it's stoatily different.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:37, archived)
# i dunno, she's got kinda cold, small eyes.
and her fur is a bit - oh wait you're talking about the lady...
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:37, archived)
# FURFAG!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:43, archived)
# YIFF! YIFF!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:46, archived)
# It's a funny-looking ferret, too, very muscular.
Leonardo was a bit too interested in anatomy. Unless maybe that lady really did own a total tough-guy bastard of a ferret.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:43, archived)
# it's definitely been hitting the gym :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:47, archived)
# kitten's smoking some green shit
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:50, archived)
# morning
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:12, archived)
# elle est un dick
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:15, archived)
# bon matin!
et maintenant le voyage a la supermarche :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Zut alors!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Pffft!
You silly!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Femme à moustache ?
** vomi **


(every woman with 'stache I met were stangers :o )
(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:34, archived)
# pfffft

What is she famous for anyway? I keep coming across that name.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:37, archived)
# pfffft :P
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:37, archived)

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