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# Stagecoach announce new line of Concept Cars
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Well they must be doing something with the extra profit from their constant bus fare hikes!
/letter to the grauniad
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:03, archived)
# nice warpage!
if that's what it is
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 23:18, archived)
# unelected you say
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:57, archived)
# god elected her
its true, someone said so a few hundred years ago
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Geoff the Fibber was not to be trusted..
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:00, archived)
# exactly
and her moat is always clean, i'm told
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:00, archived)
# well, phillip hasn't been up it in a while
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:05, archived)
# * gak! *
Bleach my eyes!
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:08, archived)
# hahahaha
but i bet he still could if he wanted to, pass the viagra smithers
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:08, archived)
# and they had more swords than everyone else
so clearly it must be true, or it wouldn't be true and if it wasn't true that would mean that god is a liar and god isn't a liar so it's true and you die now for calling god a liar due to it being gods will that you die for calling him a liar.

thus proving it's all true.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:09, archived)
# listen mate
supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:09, archived)
# hahahaha, waits for a watery bint to hold aloft some cutlery
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:19, archived)
# If I claimed to be an emperor...
just cos some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 0:05, archived)
# sour-faced old baggage
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:59, archived)
# She could do if she wanted to
She still has the power to tell the armed forces what to do
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:00, archived)
# T.J : just read Les Paul has died :(
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:01, archived)
# in 2009, someone died
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:02, archived)
# someone?
the guy revolutionised guitar music
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:05, archived)
# meh
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Yeah, who listens to guitars these days anyway.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:07, archived)
# well if most of them learnt to play them properly, then more people would
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:10, archived)
# I have a feeling there are quite a lot of musicians out there who can play properly.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Yeah there are
It is just the usual, the crap ones get to front and the good ones get pushed to the bottom
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:16, archived)
# ^this.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:19, archived)
# hippies, muslims and muslim hippies
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:11, archived)
# and thus:
the guy revolutionized guitar music

He had a good innings mind, RIP chap
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:07, archived)
# yup
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:13, archived)
# 8(
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:03, archived)
# NO!
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:03, archived)
# never heard of him
but he was obviously a top bloke.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:04, archived)
# i didn't know that he was still alive (up to now)
top bloke mind
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:05, archived)
# ^this^
I assumed he was long timw worm food
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:09, archived)
# OMG HAVE YOU HEARD?!
LEO FENDER'S DEAD!!
 
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:37, archived)
# and that Stradivarius guy
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Yeah I was surprised he wasn't already dead
 
Ninety four is a pretty good age, I'll be lucky to make sixty
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:34, archived)
# Yay!
But someone section that mad bint on the left
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:03, archived)
# well done on the credit old chap
nice pic's too
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:06, archived)
# would
:)
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Presumably, at some point,
her family got to be in charge for a reason. A sharp sword, for instance.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:10, archived)
# queen means business yo
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:22, archived)
[challenge entry] It looked better in my head.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Is that expenses receipts you're shredding rofl satire
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:58, archived)
[challenge entry] :D

(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:33, archived)
# fuck a melon!
this is how i see them
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:35, archived)
# i knew you would relate to this :D
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:53, archived)
# of course!
it makes me think of fucking!
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:59, archived)
# that might sound like a good idea
but melon fucking is just wrong!
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:56, archived)
# it is for me
it would result in severe mimsy stretching
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:59, archived)
# crikey!
*continues eating toats*
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:10, archived)
# i had toats for breakfast
i shall soon be making soups.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:14, archived)
# aske and ye shall receiveth ( ode to a pea )
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:30, archived)
# ahhhahhhhahhhahh
 
this may be the only Paul Gadd post that's ever made me laugh
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:36, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:38, archived)
# just spotted this
nice melonage!
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 23:05, archived)
# you know...
you may be verging on lèse majesté there...
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 23:12, archived)
# Ha.
He's not the only one :D
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:47, archived)
# What an exceedingly sinister melon!
What on earth is Gordon about to do with it?

(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:48, archived)
# fuck it
then spit the pips out of his foreskin at high speed, in order to knock the end off obama's fag.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:50, archived)
# That would be cool, but I fear way beyond the capabilities of Gordon
and can you imagine how all the anti-NHS right wing red necks in the US would seize upon it as evidence of communism infiltrating their society and culture; only an acolyte of Leon Trotsky could pull off such a move
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:56, archived)
# oh, i don't know
i think michelle obama could pull of a few melon japes
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:58, archived)
# We're almost at a script for quite a watchable film now
we just need some dialogue
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:05, archived)
# with action like that, you don't need dialogue!
just splice in a few speeches from ben hur or ghandi
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Im a guy so this question I'm about to ask worries me.
What exactly is the foreskin?
Is it the pink bit or the sloose skin bit that goes over the pink bit?
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:03, archived)
# mmmmm, sloose skin...
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:06, archived)
# good, this is what I always thought.
How the fuck do they cut that off?
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:11, archived)
# a ceremony called a bris
is performed by a moyl, using a cutting instrument which, i believe, is also called a moyl. if memory serves me correctly, it resembles an eyelash curler.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:13, archived)
# its the part they cut off right after you're born
..thanks to a cruel ancient shit tradition
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:08, archived)
# did you miss basic anatomy in school?
OR DO YOU EVEN HAVE A PENIS?

bell end = glans
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Every time I see cigarettes I hear Burgess Meredith doing his Penguin laugh..
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:52, archived)
# waaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAA waaaaAAA waaaaaaAAAAA waaaaaAAAAAAA
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:53, archived)
# That's the one!
"Cigarette?"

"Yes, it is"
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Ah Classic Batman ;)
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:54, archived)
# this is my favorite so far
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:58, archived)
# HUUUUULK!
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:00, archived)
# hulk is good too
but you just can't beat the bat
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:03, archived)
# I'm a sucker for Marvel.
DC have the legends, but Marvel still has the best stories*.


* Vertigo excluded.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:06, archived)
# aye
.. i'll agree to that, although i was always more into action figures than comics.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:10, archived)
# I'm down with that..
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:29, archived)
# I WANT IT
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:34, archived)
# I GOT IT!
You had to but a full set of Marvel Legends to get one, but they still pop up on eBay relatively frequently..

.. probably around the £35 mark.

Failing that, try & steal mine.
I'd steal yours, if you had one, so it only seems fair.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:57, archived)
# *shakes fist from across the sea*
.. i'll keep my eye out on ebay :)
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Canuck or Americanos?
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 23:29, archived)
# u.s. of a
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 23:35, archived)
# Ha!
I have an address, now - let me know when you get our new Sentinel..
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 23:41, archived)
# will do :)
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 23:45, archived)
#
 

 
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 23:08, archived)
# ahah
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 23:13, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Clickage!
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 23:20, archived)
# 'Hahahaha, Gordon you witless fuck. Lets get out of here and go to Vegas'
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:56, archived)
# it's a magic melon...

(it.s dead though.........................dead!)
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:19, archived)
# .. sadly, yes :(
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Roasted Peas for teh compo
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Yeah that's a good idea and I'm sure it will work out well.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:20, archived)
# open the teeth, you idiot!
he's going to grate his foreskin off at that rate!
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:20, archived)
# I don't think Darling has ever had an erection
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Even while implementing a massive stimulus package?
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:25, archived)
# he is as flaccid as a dead snake
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:29, archived)
# if he did, he'd definitely lose the erection
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:25, archived)
# gahhhhhhh
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Indeed
His eyebrows would simply interfere with such mortal human chemical reactions
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:27, archived)
# they really are the only thing he has going for himself
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Quite literally
no, seriously
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:36, archived)
# I was being serious :)
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Not as serious as I was
Right, Hyde Park at Sunrise matey

Pistols or good fashioned baseball bats, i'll just be there with my second and leave the choice to you
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Pistols, always the pistols
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Cool
Sushi should be there, I might just stay in bed or stare out my window talking about ducks going to Moscow on my mobile while he defends my honor
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:50, archived)
# I would be invisible too as he has me on ignore ;)
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Hahaha!
Oh well, i'll leave him on his own then contemplating the mysteries of ducks at dawn
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:01, archived)
# PUT A DONK ON IT
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:22, archived)
# bless, he's really enjoying that
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwwww!
Is he at the zoo?
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:51, archived)
# yep, watching the silly humans
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Yay!
I got an e-mail from Jahled earlier with a link to pics of the new lio ncubs! They were adorable!
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:53, archived)
# yay for lino clubs!
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:53, archived)
# lio ncubs
GET IT RIGHT
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:01, archived)
# leon curbs?
what is leon stopping now?
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:01, archived)
# loin crumbs
damn them
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:07, archived)
# I live the Japs.
Our luggage cannot endure this lio ncubs.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:11, archived)
# I will never live this down will I
the humiliation
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:12, archived)
# You can't make a typ oon b3ta
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:13, archived)
# Haha what the fuck does oon mean - you lose man, you lose.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:16, archived)
# YOU CANT MAKE A TYPHOON, B3TA
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:16, archived)
# We could try! Everyone : start blowing, hard!
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:20, archived)
# pfft
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:31, archived)
# If you new aboat Shada's dyslexia you wouldn't be laghuing
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:31, archived)
# lovely lovely lovely
and more lovelies.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:52, archived)
# awww bless his little bunny toesewoseys!
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:52, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwwwwww bless
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:52, archived)
# =(:>-3
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Utterly cute n excellent, and far better than my effort:p
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Aieeeeee!
Too cute for the untrained human eye to withstand.
Retina dissolving as I type..
.. nice, though.

(the animation, not the whole molten peepers thing)

8D
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:56, archived)
# Awwww, cleek.
The movement is so lifelike. If implausible. How do you do it, Toast?
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:57, archived)
# a 5 year old copy of Paint Shop Pro is the key :)
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:58, archived)
# I thought you used some 3D software and put the 2D image on it then made it all bendy?
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:03, archived)
# I reckon he individually drew every frame with colouring pencils.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:07, archived)
# :3
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:59, archived)
# awwwww fluuffy :)
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Awwwwwww
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Yay!
Wonderful

from years and years ago:
"
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:02, archived)
# haha! I wecognise that wabbit!
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:21, archived)
# It's Donald being wude
can't take the little guy anywhere
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:25, archived)
# Awwh!
Is bloop around?
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:02, archived)
# fffffuuuuuucckk
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:03, archived)
# filename
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:10, archived)
# fuck domo?
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:10, archived)
# .jpg
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:18, archived)
# yes
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:19, archived)
# yes
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:32, archived)
# More Hulk!
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:05, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
looks like you got rid of the overlapping arms :D
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Yup!
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:18, archived)
# *checks FP*
Admins are slow today..
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:04, archived)
# No, that's monkeon
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:08, archived)
# HEY HAPPYTOAST ARE YOU ON THE FRONT PAGE YET HEH
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:07, archived)
# woo
i'd suggest a carrot in place of the traditional flake. 5 a day and all that.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:07, archived)
# AHAA...............,lovely stuff
... ice cream AND your bunny....woo
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:08, archived)
# You're eating my clicks up today
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:14, archived)
# this is very good
but i fear its sweetness has given me diabetes.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:17, archived)
# 398k genius.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:30, archived)
# ELECTRIFY THE FENCE!
Go on, you know you want to.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:57, archived)
# wuvely wobble :)
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:20, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
 
poor spastic bunny, can't even get any in his mouth
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Wow.
That is fucking awesome.
Never mind the competition, if your computer ever fucks up let us know and we'll all chip in for a new one provided you keep making stuff like this :)
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Awwww....
I hope he realises that its not good for him. He should stick to carrots.
Woo!
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Thank you HT
for keeping the fluffy in b3ta!
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Utterly awesome!
*Clicks too hard and breaks mouse* :)
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 23:31, archived)
# brilliant
..
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 1:09, archived)
# Lovely!
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:08, archived)
# AWWWW
That's just so nice :)
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Beware, the never-ending ice-cream
I bet rabbit dentures cost a fortune in carrots.

And remember the bloke who got 3 wishes so wished for a never-ending bottle of beer. As he sipped his eternal brew he wished for two more.
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Well done
How long did it take?
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 1:00, archived)
# Awwww
(, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 2:00, archived)
[challenge entry] "Doctor, nothing will stop it!"
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Nicely!
Right, I am officially out of booze. This sucks :(
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:48, archived)
# I have BEER and CIDER
and TWO SORTS of WINE
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:53, archived)
# You're horrible :(
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:54, archived)
# I also have
muscat
um, some honey thing
gin
port
vodka
another sort of port

and this is only for if Grunty comes round
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:56, archived)
# I hate you so much right now!
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:58, archived)
[challenge entry] that took me a couple of seconds.
also...

(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Fucking bastard :(
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Steve McQueen stopped it.
Vote for Steve!!
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:49, archived)
# haha, hold it right there....
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:51, archived)
# I suspect this chap's not an olympic swimming hopeful
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:53, archived)
# synchronised canal floating is a proper event now
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:54, archived)
# and those trolleys full of needles add the sense of drama and danger to anotherwise basically lethal sport
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:55, archived)
# raraarrr!!!
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:56, archived)
# The Blob, you say?
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:23, archived)
# HULK SMASK BITCHES!
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:38, archived)
# FFS! Sushi! Why is the Hulk so fucking cheerful?
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Don't make me angry, I'm actually quite personable when I'm angry, it's all a facade.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:40, archived)
# One man bandwagon rolls on!
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Hmmmm.
One man bandwagon? In that case, you should also say this to anyone who does their own thing more than once.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:40, archived)
# but that would be a one man bandwagon of him
bitching about one man bandwagons, made worse if you keep telling him he should be telling it to anyone doing one man bandwagons...
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:42, archived)
# *head asplodes*
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:44, archived)
# It was an affectionate label
I enjoy your lego inventions and I encourage lego to pay you money to do it for them.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:43, archived)
# *turns off Hulk anger mode*
Ok then :P
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Obsessed
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:44, archived)
# with
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:44, archived)
# lego
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:44, archived)
# men
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:44, archived)
# as
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:44, archived)
# superheroes
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:44, archived)
# My name is Michael, I'm a Legoholic.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:45, archived)
# arrr
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:44, archived)
# I would like to see this big and animated
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:45, archived)
# ok.... will this do?
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Yes
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:59, archived)
# That is awesomely, immensely wonderful :D
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Worst Mexican wave ever
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:47, archived)
# haha i like the ones that look like theyre grasping their heads and screaming in terror
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Hulk button activated.
Good job, puny human..
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Thank you :)
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:46, archived)
# tiny ripped purple shorts
nice :D
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Pervert.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Yeah! Now he's got a whulk to do smashing and sexy-time smashing with

(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:49, archived)
# The horror.
The horror..
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Next, sexy zombies
:D
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Gotta get 'em all!
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
*spluffs*
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:54, archived)
# hmm
there was a cartoon series I recall

with a bunch of hulks in it

one of them was a wummin

she was a green she hulk

oh yes

edit: I say!
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Cartoon Sexy!
Cartoon Sexy!

BOOBS GROW!
BOOBS GROW!
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:57, archived)
# BREATS SMASH!
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:59, archived)
# sweeet
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Dude! What does mine say?
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:55, archived)
# sweet, but what about mine?
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Dude! What does mine say?
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:01, archived)
# sweeeet
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:03, archived)
# Man, that's some big ass panties!
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:07, archived)
[challenge entry] browncopter
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:32, archived)
# haha

(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:36, archived)
# also

(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:36, archived)
[challenge entry] that's rather scary.
also


this is what they think of the little people...
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:37, archived)
#
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:41, archived)
# hahaha.....fantastic
:)
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:32, archived)
# heavenly god!
LOL! and FEAR! :D
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:41, archived)
# whoa...
...this is special.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Ooh, politics...


click for bigger
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:28, archived)
# I suppose you didn't put John Major in because he'd blend in too much with the background.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Haha
Oh yeah, I forgot about him. Now all I can think about is 'pass the peas' from Spitting Image.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Useful I suppose, especially if you're an arms dealer...
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:38, archived)
[challenge entry] We don't want no Watergate. What we want is Postgate.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:20, archived)
# He does have a voice everyone trusts!
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:22, archived)
# He dead..
8(

But Clangers rock.

(Clanger's Rock? Arizona!)
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:23, archived)
[challenge entry] I do like this composition
also - repost vault still open (for t'compo)


for those old enough to remember the news from yesteryear...
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:24, archived)
# phhhhhwwoooaahhhh....(source?)...
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:26, archived)
# ha!
the original DVD image is for Maggy Gyllenhaal's body double's* back-side in Secretary

www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/images/B0000SVW8G/sr=8-2/qid=1250191727/ref=dp_image_0?ie=UTF8&n=283926&s=dvd&qid=1250191727&sr=8-2"

fingers crossed the link works

PS it might actually be Gyllenhaal for all I know...
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:30, archived)
# i like your version...
...it's juicy!
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:31, archived)
# ta very much :)
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:35, archived)
# I like that film
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:31, archived)
# arfness
:D
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:07, archived)
# oOh yes!
...and blue string pudding, of course!
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:25, archived)
# yes!
gets my vote
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:34, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Goatseconomist


Is there a b3tan working in the graphics department at the economist?

Look here: I didn't make it up

www.economist.com/displayStory.cfm?story_id=14164614&source=most_commented

(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:11, archived)
# that's more minge than arse
edit: as the story would attest
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:12, archived)
# It would not surprise me if the person who made this knew exactly what he or she was doing
They are very clever people.

Good article, too.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:12, archived)
# on /links a few days ago.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Isnt everything
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:14, archived)
# True stuff
B3ta links is just a list of the internet.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:32, archived)
# oh the economist
act confused about pasty/pastry misspellings

and you get a free pasty from them!

:)

(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:14, archived)
# A fellow freakonomist?
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:14, archived)
# nah, I was just looking up pasties on the web
nom :)

I am beligerantly neither cultured nor educated, sir.

:)
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:15, archived)
# I do not know why,
but this response has me in stitches.

LOLPASTIES!
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:22, archived)
# LMAOPIES
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Suprised I haven't seen this one yet!


Though I doubt I'll be a winner, the standard has been set amazingly high already!
:-)

Edit: Will probably stand more of a chance if i compo it though! Doh!
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 19:58, archived)
# everybody... drop what you're doing...
...and go stand in line.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:05, archived)
# Damn straight!
I've been in this line for days now and I still haven't got my tickets for next years wombledon.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:06, archived)
# i'm still waiting...
...for Michael Jackson tickets.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:07, archived)
# He's going to resurect himself sometime around easter I think.
Or he'll appear again at Christmas if the old joke about emptying sacks is to be believed.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Excuse me, is this the standing in line line?
I was previously in the Kafka's Circular Queue Queue, I'd hate to think I'd had the wrong line again.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Bloody Kafka! He never gives you a straight answer!
Also his chain of kafka koffee koalition shops is a really bad abreviation.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:21, archived)
# This is quite good.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Thanks!
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:10, archived)
# If only
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Agreed!
I think hell will probably freeze over before we see queues to vote!
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:11, archived)
# thought it was t'doll queue
emailed my cv to an employment agency last week. No reply, went to their office, the person had been made redundant. doh!
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Ah the ironing!
Just been put in the club myself!
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:15, archived)
[challenge entry] ...suckers...
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 19:35, archived)
# topshop
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 19:39, archived)
# Makes me think...
of the old Chewits adverts...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7YOXn32nmM
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Anyway
This cake is great.
It's delicious and moist.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 19:43, archived)
# news reports just in:no survivors
yay:)....yes ..top shoppin'btw
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 19:44, archived)
# That's rather woo
top shop
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Thats some top top stuff there!
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 19:49, archived)
# good one
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:00, archived)
# oh god no...
I slept too long!
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Groovy!
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:28, archived)
# there was a big explosion...
...and it made a big noise!
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:29, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Been a while, apologies for any wrong doing
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 18:55, archived)
# Maggie Thatcher MK.II
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 19:01, archived)
# JAK 2
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Maggie has a brain
and it still works better than Harperson's
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 19:38, archived)
# Gordon Brown
texture like gif compression
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 19:11, archived)
# Ahahaha
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 19:22, archived)
# *applauds*
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Arf!

(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Also,
I think I have discovered the greatest artist of all time:
www.redbubble.com/people/americanartist
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 19:27, archived)
[challenge entry] nicked toastys picture

soz and that
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 18:49, archived)
# Biocat is confused by this.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 18:52, archived)
# i would vote for anyone who promised to install this.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 18:52, archived)
#
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 18:44, archived)
# wayne sleep
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 18:46, archived)
# My Dad worked with his Dad.
*claims fame*
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 18:47, archived)
# I met him in Eton High Street once
Wayne, not his dad (or your dad)
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 18:50, archived)
# Lost his janner accent, shameful.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 18:51, archived)
#
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 18:48, archived)
# the wee pixie
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 18:50, archived)
# Neuromancer is ace.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 18:46, archived)
# It is.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 19:10, archived)
# Nicely!


(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 18:46, archived)
# 3D specks not working
:( boo


:) woo
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Dinbun?

(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 18:26, archived)
# Yeah, that soul belt picture is a real humdunger of a meme ;)
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 18:27, archived)
# Trust me to miss the party!
You watched much more of Oz?
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 18:29, archived)
# hey, sorry.
I was off cleaning the bathroom and eating my dinner.

Yeah, I am a couple of episodes into Season 6 now, so nearly finished. However, I seem to keep falling asleep as soon as I try and watch the last ones :D
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Those two exercises were not related I hasten to add....
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 19:23, archived)
# yeah, it's only bindun like a bajillion times already
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 18:29, archived)
# Well now it's a bajillion and one ;)
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 18:31, archived)
# Yeah... If it's called the "Tourist Season"
how come we can't shoot them?
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 18:31, archived)
# oh please yes
/lives in cambridge blog
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 18:39, archived)
# ^ this
/lives in henley blog
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 18:43, archived)
# GO FUCK SOME YANKS AND POSH TOTTY AND STOP MOANING
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 18:43, archived)
# Yes, a lot of the russian levels are directly ripped from that film... ie
Pipeline the 2 warehouses on either side, and the big round cylinders and things
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 18:45, archived)
# and I thought that when the film was on the other day
and your top link doesnt work
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 18:47, archived)
# Yeah well, you're gay.
It's wierd how similar like the whole film is to the game, even the gunshots in the distance and stuff, i was well freaked out.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Yeah
It was very similar.

I still can't wait for MW2 tho
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 18:49, archived)
# Rumours are there's character modding online :O
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 19:01, archived)
# But if you lived in henley you wouldnt be complaining
a: you'd be rich
b: Posh totty
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 18:46, archived)
#
lives in cambridge reads daily mail ;)
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 18:44, archived)
# My poor village is overwhelmed with tourists
I hate it.
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 18:40, archived)
# dey took our jerbs!!
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 18:43, archived)
# Dey durk ur jerbs!!
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 18:46, archived)
# dey turk er jerbs!!
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 18:47, archived)
# dey turk n JD
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Day tucker jubbs!
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Back in the pile everyone!
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 19:02, archived)
# De duk er jerb!!
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Don't durk our chvron
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 18:52, archived)
[challenge entry] IDP...
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 18:11, archived)
# quick do this with a shot from v for vendetta when the HP blow up
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 18:12, archived)
# ^ this
(, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 18:20, archived)

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