You can't get to the window eithermeh
(
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 13:33,
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Ohh! That's not AlanI think it's Steve
(
Letum Your Ad here £2.40,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 13:01,
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gnahh gnahh gnahh gnahh
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 13:03,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: MOCK THE POLITICIANS AND WIN A LAPTOP"){kind=small}
Inspired by the fact that Alastair Darling looks like Sam Eagle
littlefish I like cheese,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 11:42,
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this is the kind of image that the Martian version of Catnippp produces:)
( discomeats This canoe,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 13:59,
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in unrelated news I have a full bladderand feel the urge to pea.
(
Holly Would long wheel based tranny,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 12:34,
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found this on my kitchen window this morning; looks like a hairy frog or a morlock
I might animate it later, but so much to do today...
custard,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 10:28,
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bloody hell! That crosses the line from fuzzy scary into fuzzy cuteWas it a moth?
In other news I have just opened an old box of junk from the attic and found the Labyrinth film Soundtack! Am now spazzing round to Magic Dance :D
(In other news I have just opened an old box of junk from the attic and found the Labyrinth film Soundtack! Am now spazzing round to Magic Dance :D
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 10:31,
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\o/Or:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sU_6l1kwu7Y :D yay
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=sU_6l1kwu7Y :D yay
Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 10:40,
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Hey!Take off your head!
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 10:43,
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"Your eyes can be so cruel... just as I can be so cruel!"love that line
(Yellow-tail moth; Euproctis similis)
((Yellow-tail moth; Euproctis similis)
custard,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 10:43,
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It's a strangely adult finale to a rather childish movieI love that movie :D
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 11:19,
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It starts out childish but then goes all adolescentIt's definitely not as innocent as it seems; the link between the Goblin King and sexual awakening/adolescence is clear.
( custard,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 11:25,
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Or view from underneath of Baronness Thatcher sitting naked on a glass coffee table Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 10:32,
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...Mind bleach, one bottle please...no don't worry about a bag I'll be using it straight away
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 10:33,
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Thanks for that,now I have to gouge out my eyes.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 10:35,
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ok
someone said duck porn
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 11:01,
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*Does not know if I would* Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 11:02,
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the glass coffie table or shagging a duck? Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 11:03,
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if you can afford the bill
Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 11:53,
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mmmmmnnnngggggggg
Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 10:40,
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Bad case of twat infection... Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 10:37,
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thankfully not (it's a macro shot)less than one inch from head to wingtips
( custard,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 10:59,
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Let'shope it hasn't got a big brother (or worse still sister) The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 11:05,
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It's a lady moththe male has big fluffy antennae and hairy legs
( custard,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 11:09,
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*fears*Have a spider update:
The Spider in my window has officially not moved in 1 WHOLE WEEK!
(The Spider in my window has officially not moved in 1 WHOLE WEEK!
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 10:59,
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Then I put it to youthat it is dead.
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 11:00,
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But he was my favorite online spider :( RIP Sushispider :(
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 11:02,
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Nah, I just blew on his web and he moved a wee bit. Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 11:10,
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If your breath can cause dead spiders to moveI suggest you go brush your teeth!
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 11:18,
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Arf.I will have you know Mr of Dock Green that my teeth are lovely and clean! I bought one of those new fangled electric toothbrushes yesterday don't you know!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 11:27,
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Might be.All his friends are probably on holiday.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 11:28,
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Depressives have a habit of staying still?Could be narcoleptic.
ed: 7 years! Woo!
(ed: 7 years! Woo!
Letum Your Ad here £2.40,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 11:29,
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Well their webs are their beds innit,and depressed people stay in bed all day. I know this because I read it on a leaflet in the doctors once.
Happy B3taday Letum!
Aslo, why have we not had any of your super awesome animations in ages?
(Happy B3taday Letum!
Aslo, why have we not had any of your super awesome animations in ages?
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 11:31,
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Thanks. Germans have me making ships all dayOnce I have time I will b3ta more
( Letum Your Ad here £2.40,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 11:34,
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3D ships?Do you know that German bloke who makes obscenely detailed models of WWII era battleships?
This chap - clicky
(This chap - clicky
custard,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 11:36,
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It could be a female that is incubating eggsOnce they lay their eggs, most female spiders will protect them until they starve to death (octopuses do this too)
( custard,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 11:31,
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OH FUCK!I MUST KILL THE QUEEN BEFORE SHE LAYS MILLIONS OF SPIDERS!
Would I not be able to see the egg sack? LOL! I said sack....
(Would I not be able to see the egg sack? LOL! I said sack....
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 11:32,
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the eggs are usually in a ball/cluster with web spun over themthe babies don't hang around for very long once they hatch (they're very cute, actually).
be nice to spiders; they eat a lot of the more annoying/destructive insects in your house
(be nice to spiders; they eat a lot of the more annoying/destructive insects in your house
custard,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 11:35,
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Baby spiders fly away on 'balloons'. Right?Ed: YES!
ed2: Argh! Why can't I copy/paste urls anymore
(ed2: Argh! Why can't I copy/paste urls anymore
Letum Your Ad here £2.40,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 11:36,
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It was working.I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING SPIDERS ON THESE MOTHERFUCKING BALLOONS!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 11:44,
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Thank you Dr Custard for your advice.Don't worry, I shan't kill her :) I got very upset about a month ago when I realised I had accidentally stood on one :(
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 11:43,
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OH SHIT ITS GOT A TASTE FOR FLESH
PaulP it's my lol comedy account,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 10:19,
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maybe it should try eating bits of its own fatit's the fastest way to weight loss and it is the paradigm of recycling
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 10:28,
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But surely eating fat would cause weight gain? Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 10:33,
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That's the beauty part it is your own weighthousewifes should lap my shit up rather than chasing me off their doorsteps like the bitches they are
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 10:34,
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I heard lapping up shit causes weight loss Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 10:36,
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sure but that's not something i would recommend, that kind of thing is horribly unsafeyou shouldn't post things like that on the internet, impressionable teenagers could be reading and actually try that shit thinking you are serious.
Fucking hell man
(Fucking hell man
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 10:39,
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and how would they cook there own fat?
(
PaulP it's my lol comedy account,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 10:50,
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this image stirs a plethora of mixed emotions,a risk vs. gain battle of the imagination!
Fuckin WOO!
(Fuckin WOO!
Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 8:57,
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Is it my hangover, or are the eyes getting BIGGER the more I look at it??
Holy Christ on a pogo stick!What oh earth is that thing!
Top shop, but also quite worrying.
(Top shop, but also quite worrying.
hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 9:00,
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well, as long as she's happy. gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 10:38,
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well, as long as she's happy. gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 9:02,
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sounds good to me!*leaps*
( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 8:15,
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uh fuckers )pfunk( vs gandolf is on so lets not die but instead live to relish in this victory at sea and by sea i mean pubes
d d,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 8:36,
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pfunk tontally wins thatthey have sir nose in their team
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 8:43,
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speaking of whichpfunk is going to be in my town on september
i am exited!!!!!
(i am exited!!!!!
d d,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 9:11,
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Man, George Clinton and Parliament at the Blues & Roots festival in Byron Bay is the best concert I have ever been to gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 9:45,
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I mean their musical act has an actual VILLAIN his name is SIR NOSEbe sure to boo him rather than applauding him because the show goes better when you boo sir nose
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 9:47,
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Port Man Do!
I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 5:53,
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hey, do you know if it's possible to post animated gifs on tumblr?I just started a new blog but it doesn't seem to be working properly.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 6:16,
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you canif their hosting no worky you can host the images somewhere else and post them in a text post i think. something like that.
( connor,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 6:20,
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I worked it outIt needs to be less than 500 pixels wide.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 6:21,
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yupthere are only so many pixels to go around after all.
( connor,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 6:26,
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This time round I'm going to build up a queue so I don't feel like I have to do a new thing every dayalso I will expand my horizons beyond banana/inspiration.
here-it-is.tumblr.com/
(here-it-is.tumblr.com/
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 6:48,
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I feel like you do.That's allright. That's allright.
[wtf] [wtf] I light. [wtf wtf]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYGp5shqLZg
([wtf] [wtf] I light. [wtf wtf]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYGp5shqLZg
I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 4:00,
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OH STEVEN STOP THAT IT IS HORRIBLE gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 4:02,
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DON'T WORRY IT'S JUST PUMPKIN SOUP...
Edit: taken out of context, that looks like some cool 3D CG thing.
(,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 4:28,
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Edit: taken out of context, that looks like some cool 3D CG thing.
That's the trouble with this memeI can't not like it in some way.
The blurred minge really makes it though because it's like "Oh, so THAT'S obscene?"
(,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 8:44,
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The blurred minge really makes it though because it's like "Oh, so THAT'S obscene?"
Dear Lord, please don't ever market these, I implore you!I would go insane
( Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 11:18,
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Teletubbies! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 5:54,
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SONIC YOUTH STOLE HIS WATERMELON gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 4:01,
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lol!mores lol!
Woo!
*waves back at the spoof*
(Woo!
*waves back at the spoof*
Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 8:56,
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This sounds like science to me,and science is never wrong!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 2:56,
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Science is always wrong.It contradicts THE BIBLE!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 3:12,
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you tell him!there's no maths in the bible
so clearly
maths is not real!
(so clearly
maths is not real!
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 3:14,
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There is too maths in the biblefor instance 1 kings 7:23-26, where we learn that pi equals 3.
(,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 3:27,
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^yup.the number of joyous arguments i have heard from people who claim the bible can't be wrong. fun.
(,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 3:29,
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It's just down to human transcription errors thoughthe lost original of the bible contains the exact true value of pi.
(,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 3:35,
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Yeah, they just said three so they could cut a few hundred million pagesPaper was pretty valuable back then
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 3:39,
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Pi is not 3 you fucking retard.Pi is Beef and Onion.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 3:31,
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WRONG!Jesus had 12 deciples, so you could say his circle of friends was
actually a dodecahedron.
Consider yourself healed.
(actually a dodecahedron.
Consider yourself healed.
monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 3:28,
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WRONG!Jesus had an illegitimate child with a prostitute,
so you could say he was actually a Scrub.
Dan Brown told me.
(so you could say he was actually a Scrub.
Dan Brown told me.
monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 3:42,
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praaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAsise1the laoard!
( discomeats This canoe,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 3:34,
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And that, boys and girls, is how concrete is made.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 3:04,
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Yeah well, my cock is THROBBING. Beat that.hahaha I said 'beat that'
monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 3:29,
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State the fucking obvious!Woo! :)
( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 3:24,
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I was watching the stalin show about an hour agojust saying is all
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 3:57,
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Mmmm. Sausage.NSFW?
(
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 2:14,
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I have no earthly idea what the hell it isbut it's scary.
( HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 3:29,
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I wonder why they sprayed their office with concreteit seems like a silly thing to do.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 2:25,
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I mean reallywhat kind of business owner sprays their office with concrete?
Not a successful one, I can tell you that much.
(Not a successful one, I can tell you that much.
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 2:28,
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indeedeven people new to the concrete industry would recognise this as an operational error
( discomeats This canoe,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 2:30,
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The humorous captions are very good though.I like, "Look at this mess caused by the concrete!" It's particularly effective because seconds before reading it, I was indeed looking at the mess caused by the concrete!
"There is concrete everywhere!" is funny too, but also true.
("There is concrete everywhere!" is funny too, but also true.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 2:31,
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people who put obvious titles next to pictures are twats.(
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 2:33,
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shitI need to make more fucking obvious pictures with obvious captions
( discomeats This canoe,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 2:38,
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I anxiously await my ride on the zamboni
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 2:40,
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there are no zambonis in my localityI think I have to go to the next city up from here
whereupon I shall enquire "I wish to take photographs of your zamboni, if you have one, thust providing myself with lmiited personal amsuement"
and they'll probably beat the shit out of me and shit
(whereupon I shall enquire "I wish to take photographs of your zamboni, if you have one, thust providing myself with lmiited personal amsuement"
and they'll probably beat the shit out of me and shit
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 2:41,
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Not necessarily.Some communities encourage strangers to photograph their zambonis, or at least I imagine that to be the case. Perhaps it's not true, I really don't know.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 2:44,
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this statement is backed up by statistical fact and may or may not be trueedit: I'm wondering, should I put a picture of myself in my profile that isn't obscured using baffling colour levels?
should I?
or should I not?
(should I?
or should I not?
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 2:51,
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yes, I own flickr :Dyes, it's my potatostream on flickr
edit: actually I think I do have some pictures to upload
(edit: actually I think I do have some pictures to upload
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 2:43,
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I looked at some other pages on flickrbut you're not on them, and they're full of people I've never heard of. I think your site may have been hacked.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 2:45,
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yeah i found this page that was all in chinese so maybe it was hacked by the chinese gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 2:50,
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Yeah, I think these were the business manager's exact words, transcribed by his personal assistant.As far as I can tell it was his assistant's last job before they were let go - everything was covered in concrete so the business manager couldn't afford to pay them anymore.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 2:37,
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It must have been heartbreaking as an employee following around the business owner, transcribing his words, as you see your livelihood buried under a mess of concreteEspecially when the business manager is so flippant about what he did
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 2:42,
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so many assistants mired in this mannera tragic lots
( discomeats This canoe,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 2:43,
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It really was very inconsiderate of the business manager to do thatNot only did he destroy his business but he also affected the lives of all his employees.
Like he said at the time, "This printer will never print again..."
(Like he said at the time, "This printer will never print again..."
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 2:49,
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I love the smell of curing concrete!!
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 2:36,
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Who took the first bite and what did they do with it after it was gone ? Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 2:31,
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you forgot the bit about whinging!:)
( Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 8:53,
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it's ok, he's making up for thatwith the whingy image :)
( discomeats This canoe,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 14:02,
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damn youwith snakes!
(
the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha,
Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:15,
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nice, but being a bit pedanticyou spelt sovereignty wrong.
(
TBL I posted this on,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 2:16,
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no needjust pointing it out.
it's not like I'm jumping up and down about it or anything.
(it's not like I'm jumping up and down about it or anything.
TBL I posted this on,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 2:21,
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I know,it was just a quicker way to let people know I was bothered about my spelling than changing the actuall image :)
(,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 2:26,
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it's worse than that...he's spelt "to practice" wrong. He wanted "to practise".
(,
Mon 17 Aug 2009, 4:54,
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I'd be surprised if there was a big enough audience to justify spending money on making a duck porno.
(,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 2:20,
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wellResults 1 - 10 of about 559,000 for duck porn. (0.28 seconds)
There's a market for everything
(There's a market for everything
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 2:27,
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if it's got a hole!something will fit in there
even if it's another duck
(even if it's another duck
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 2:36,
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I notice you don't mention something along the lines of:"If someone illegally takes something of mine, then there is a police force to bring that person to justice."
(,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 2:25,
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Stealing is ok if you're not in a third world country gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 2:27,
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HahahaYou really think that is the case?
Hahahaha!
(Hahahaha!
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 9:23,
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And the best part is that someone else (the tax-payers) pays for it all
(
CanonCaliber A big bore,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 12:51,
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FINALLYi hate this competition, it's turned b3ta into the daily cocking mail.
( SteelPriest,
Mon 17 Aug 2009, 22:56,
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They dont write songs like this anymore......
.
Thank Dodd !!
.
(.
Thank Dodd !!
.
paranoiaman,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 1:26,
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in Knotty Ash....The Diddymen TWOC'ed it and burnt it out !
( paranoiaman,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 1:32,
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I AM YOUR GOD!Also, awesome documentary on BBC 4 atm.
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 1:52,
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dare i?www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGRPFUYUUdQ
ok i should slow down a bit now
(ok i should slow down a bit now
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 1:39,
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ahhhaaapounces
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 1:22,
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Happy entrails to you . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 1:25,
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Mix'm all together and it smells like glue . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 1:41,
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tathanks. it works even better with the euro sign, i'm sure it is only a matter of time...
(,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 1:21,
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chinese edondsi go bed noew
night night
(night night
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 1:13,
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sleep well Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 1:15,
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it workstop stuff
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 1:14,
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ah VVoilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 1:16,
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VOTE FOR COCK
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:41,
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Gordon looks like an action figure(a bit more like handsome-Shrek in the 2nd film)
( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:45,
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quick and shit
time to hunt for beer
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:53,
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Batman?Why the hell not....
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:54,
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batman is a cuntif you biy your gadgets you're not a superhero hou're just rich
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:56,
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yesradioactibe powqers ftw
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 1:00,
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SPIDERBAT SPIDERBAT HE'S A COMPLETELY FUCKED UP TWAT DINER DINER DINER SPIDER BAT
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 1:29,
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Ha ha ha!Needs more SUperman ;)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 1:31,
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also.....Why doesnt he catch the big corrupt companies instead of just one bloke whos mugging people?
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:59,
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Oh Hai Reginald D Hunter! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 1:00,
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because he's a cunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 1:00,
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You hate Iron Man?*Iron man is sad*
( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 1:00,
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if he's got ann iron cock i like him
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 1:01,
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Do you like Iron Man?I am currently working on an Iron Man :P
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 1:02,
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lucky you*fails to insert an inuendo...
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 1:03,
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I was trying to think of other rich-boy supersthat bought their powers to taunt Smash (I personally don't have a dislike of any super hero)
( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 1:04,
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you cant taunt mewithout a 12 inch dilfo
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 1:05,
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Luck for you Doctor Octapus is in town!!!! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 1:10,
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he is my favourite
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 1:12,
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hehtake your pick www.imdb.com/title/tt0409459/
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 1:17,
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but iron man didnt buy it he made it from bits hebuyeded... cant spell the word
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 1:03,
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bought thoink
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 1:06,
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adam westwas the best batman, and i found my hidden beer cashes
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:56,
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Yes! Hence my batman lego choice!Also, woot! I went to Lidl earlier and got super cheap beer! Woot!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:58,
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ahh is this that "french beer"thats so french they just call it "french beer"
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 1:00,
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No actually,It was "real" beer. Stella, but real enough.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 1:01,
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hmm Im going to have to find a bottle of that stuff now :/edit : fucking hell im quick
if a little on the incorrect beer type side
(if a little on the incorrect beer type side
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 1:05,
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wish i could claim that lense flare as my ownits natural :(
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 1:10,
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I think it was something ridicuridiculous like 2.79 for 8
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 1:13,
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stella?why not just mix rubbing alcohol with water? pennies on the dollar my friend...
( elbow,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 1:14,
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dollar :O*recoils*
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 1:18,
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Fucking foreigns :PI just watched the HBO Will Ferrell, George Bush: You're Welcome America. I feel let down.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 1:27,
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Cape? Batman without a cape is technically nakedYou are showing me a naked Batman
( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:58,
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Shhhhh!No-one noticed that I forgot his cape, not to mention his boots :P
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 1:01,
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yeah well half my squirrel wimin dont have a tail butthey aren't human!
this is the logic I will take to my grave
(this is the logic I will take to my grave
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 1:01,
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Action Hero needs action !
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 1:06,
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Reminds me of the red light district in AmsterdamMy memory about that weekend is sketchy at best
( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 1:09,
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Reminds me of my week off in Bangkok !
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 1:15,
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^That's what I admire about you ValinI can't express it in words...
( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 1:21,
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w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-would HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 1:59,
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You rikey rong time ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 2:05,
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You failed.If you save it you don't get the black background you get if you just copy image :P
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 1:13,
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I know . . . you tricked me you fiendish devil . . .checkout the HUGE cape though !
( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 1:16,
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I got that outfit for my mrs off ebay!however this pic is more erotic!
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 0:58,
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PICTURES or it DIDN'T HAPPEN Bob the mul Don't look at me that way,
Sun 16 Aug 2009, 1:12,
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