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# To boldy go where no dude has gone before, dude.
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:44, archived)
# DUDE
DUUUDE
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:44, archived)
# what number am I thinking of?
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:46, archived)
# Eleventeen?
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:47, archived)
# *facepalm*
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:50, archived)
# alex winter looks rather do-able there
EDIT: i'm off to bed.
g'night all
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:46, archived)
# I liked him in the Lost Boys
 
damn that was a stupid movie
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:56, archived)
#
stupidgreat

although Lost Boys 2 was a bit cack
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:58, archived)
# I don't think great and stupid are mutually exclusive
 
also my standards seem to be slipping as I get older, thanks to trash TV
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 2:48, archived)
# Ex...cell...ent!
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:47, archived)
# WYLD STALLYNS!
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:48, archived)
# splurt no.2
sorry for thread attack... just doodling
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:33, archived)
# i concur with the moon
D:3


DISTRAUGHTBUNNY!!!!
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:34, archived)
# that's a cat in a russian hat
D:3
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:36, archived)
# 3:D
happy cowboy
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:46, archived)
# that's no moon..
etc, etc.
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 9:03, archived)
# Zombie cock is forever rigid with rigor mortis.
Minus the bits falling off, of course.
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:36, archived)
# U SURE LOVE PENISES LOL
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:37, archived)
# The ghost jism of what could have been
a Nobel prize winning scientist.
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:37, archived)
# oh the guilt
the GUILT
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:39, archived)
# G-G-G-G-G-G-GHOOOSTS?!
 
fuck yeah
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:48, archived)
# Hooray for zombie cock!
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 2:15, archived)
# Police are calling him the Street Crawler


Inspired by Smash Monkey
www.b3ta.com/board/9708164
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:22, archived)
# yay!
i love this hard!
*click*
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:27, archived)
# Young spiders today,
Webs not good enough for them, I don't know...
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:27, archived)
# Damn...
I should have pimped up his ride a bit...
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:32, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:27, archived)
# He got crazy eyes...
...i bet he kill someone.
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:29, archived)
# And knows "The Dying Fly Dance"
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 2:40, archived)
# Royals have the best pets...
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:13, archived)
# She needs to have a word with her hat maker
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:16, archived)
# she's got bad luck...
...a real jinx.
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:22, archived)
# Go cat, go!
Eat them! Eat them all!
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:17, archived)
# Doesn't even spit out the bones, man...
...HARDCORE!
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:23, archived)
# excellent!
feast, my pretty!
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:20, archived)
# *BELCH!*
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:23, archived)
# I WANT ONE
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:22, archived)
# You can have this one...
...the Royals are dead.
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:24, archived)
# Haha! Great!
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:25, archived)
# ...oh, stop!... :D
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:28, archived)
# omg, this is awesome!
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:32, archived)
# pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffft!
 
excellent
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:58, archived)
# Hahahaha
CHOMP
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 8:44, archived)
# splurt
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 0:49, archived)
# GUSH!
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 0:50, archived)
# Sentient spunk from a sentient cock.
Lovely stuff.
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 0:51, archived)
# Spunky!
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 0:52, archived)
# ren and spunky
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 0:55, archived)
# lovely!
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 0:54, archived)
# YUM
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 0:58, archived)
# that Rocks!...
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:14, archived)
# I'll leave this here
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 0:27, archived)
# Change the compo?
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Hmm
good point. doesn't it usually change on a Wednesday?
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 0:29, archived)
# We are trapped on the last week's compo
forever.
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 0:32, archived)
# I think we'll have to do it ourselves.
DIY Compo Poll
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 0:39, archived)
# I'm hoping HappyToast doesn't win this time.
He got all huffy when people didn't take the last one of his seriously and just entered chinese guy pics.
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 0:41, archived)
# I think it should be pop art. You've made me think that.
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 0:43, archived)
# I have Coco Pops
I could make Coco Pop art.
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 0:46, archived)
# The possibilities are endless.
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 0:47, archived)
# Has pop-art not been done?
I haven't been here long enough to know but I'll suggest it if not :-)

(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 0:49, archived)
# I didnt think that was one of his :S
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 0:45, archived)
# The Marvel/Disney one was
Because he'd done half his entries before it started.
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 0:46, archived)
# But Fraser fucked up the wording.
Which allowed me to sneak in between him and Archie. LOL.
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 0:47, archived)
# That was an internet triumph.
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 0:49, archived)
# Thx, it was everyone's clicks that did it though.
I have a third and a second now. Short of killing them both
it may be a long time to get a first and complete my set. HAHAHA!
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 0:52, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post510404
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 0:47, archived)
# oh cool
I know now what that was all about it just seemed sort of random.
I remeber he didnt seem keen on the chinese guy.
makes more sence now
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 0:51, archived)
# where did the chinese guy come from..
as in what film as apposed to "China"
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:11, archived)
#
www.chinasmack.com/pictures/silly-chinese-photoshops-man-jumping-beach/

that was some mighty good hummus
and I got heaps of cloning practice that week
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 2:01, archived)
# KEITH FLOYD.
that is all.
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 0:43, archived)
# YES
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 0:45, archived)
# well, go to image challenges and vote on it!
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 0:47, archived)
# have already
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 0:50, archived)
# yay!
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 0:53, archived)
# Too regional.
UK centric is ok if there is some broad appeal to the idea.
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 0:48, archived)
# he did cookery shows all o0ver the world
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 0:51, archived)
# the floyd is a global phenonomen
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 0:52, archived)
# i would like to turn rogue
and vote for this
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 0:44, archived)
# i rather like that
but i am honour-bound to tout my own.
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 0:46, archived)
# Would be fun, but the MOD's mice would be worn out in an hour.
SFW is sometimes, not that safe for work. [/;-D
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 0:46, archived)
# single female, white.
*nods*

titfeelers, perverts in disguise
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 0:48, archived)
# Excellent
Starts coming up with titles...

A muppets pleasure island... Ernest does anal... G-spot force 3D
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 0:52, archived)
# A Fistmas Carol;
Pirates of the Bean;

Fear and Loathing in Lucy Vegas;

Jurrassic Pork;

E.T. The Extra Testical...

(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 0:57, archived)
# Bill and Ted's Sexulant adventure
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 0:58, archived)
# the muppets take manhattan up the arse
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:00, archived)
# The Muppets Fist Miss Carol
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:11, archived)
# 28 lays later
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:15, archived)
# Night of the Loving Dead
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:18, archived)
# brighton cock
you're too good at this!
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:20, archived)
# indiana bones and the temple of poon.
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:25, archived)
# Indiana Jones and the Condom of the Crystal Skullfuck
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:27, archived)
# Raiders of the Lost Arse
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:29, archived)
# In Diana Jones
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:30, archived)
# Drill Bill
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:45, archived)
# batteries not included...
Jackie's Brown
American History XXX

getting tired now.
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:50, archived)
# Buttman Begins
I think I'm almost spent
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:56, archived)
# Porn on the 4th July
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:59, archived)
# Blade Bummer
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 2:08, archived)
# have a star
*
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 2:15, archived)
# Conan the Brabarian
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 2:18, archived)
# Das Boobs
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 2:20, archived)
# Empire of the Cum
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 2:25, archived)
# Nuns up the Bum
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 2:41, archived)
# Edward Penishands
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:26, archived)
# Fiddler with some Roofies
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:28, archived)
# Lick, Suck and two Smoking Bumholes
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:32, archived)
# Snatch
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:51, archived)
# Kindergarten Cock
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:58, archived)
# aporkalypse now
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 2:04, archived)
# Picnic at Banging Rock
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 2:09, archived)
# Lust Actually
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 2:15, archived)
# Gush Hour
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 2:18, archived)
# Uncle Fuck
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 2:24, archived)
# Butthole Royale
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 2:28, archived)
# Wankerman
EDIT: and I'm out...

night all

x
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 2:28, archived)
# Forrest Hump
Goodnight
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 2:36, archived)
# RamBum
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:28, archived)
# Made this for a compo long ago.
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:31, archived)
# The Naked Cum
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:40, archived)
# Two mules for sister Sarah.
Didn't change a word. [/;-)
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:43, archived)
# the pig fucking movie
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:45, archived)
# Cum Flew Over the Cuckoo's Breasts
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:47, archived)
# Logan's Cum
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:52, archived)
# Big Cock in Little Chinawoman
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 2:01, archived)
# The Importance of Being Lubed
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:02, archived)
# A cockwork orange
Wait, that already has quite a lot of porn in it.
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:02, archived)
# District 69
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:04, archived)
# What's Meating Gilbert Rape?
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:06, archived)
# attack of the 50 foot quimman
Carry on Fucking for Cash
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:10, archived)
# King Kock
A Beautiful Minge
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:12, archived)
# Dick Hard With a Vengeance
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:13, archived)
# No cunt for old men
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:16, archived)
# Sister Action
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:35, archived)
# bareplane
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:41, archived)
# Honey I Blew Off the Flid
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:46, archived)
# Disney's The Jungle Fuck
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:58, archived)
# BareDevil
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 2:03, archived)
# a Doll's arse full of fist.
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:14, archived)
# priscilla, quim of the desert
the fast and the furry arse
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:14, archived)
# tit-tanic
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:15, archived)
# Johnny Pneumatic
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:52, archived)
# well i would have fun looking for source
like i dont allready have some
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:00, archived)
# see, the comments in this thread are already funnier than most of the recent challenges.
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 2:53, archived)
# FOOTBALL IN THE GROIN!!!
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 0:58, archived)
# Stewie Lewis and the News!
Yays!

New compo tiem!
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 0:30, archived)
# No I won't


nice work
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 0:30, archived)
# Hahaha
Has it not been 4 weeks yet?
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 0:30, archived)
# oh, this is marvellous!
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 0:34, archived)
# what has happened to cr3ation I am very sad
:(

this is my sad face

:D

this is my happy face

^@29-

this is my off my tits on chemical technology face
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 0:45, archived)
# that face dreams my haunts
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 0:51, archived)
# as it rightly should
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:08, archived)
# NWO...
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:16, archived)
# Whaam!
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 23:45, archived)
# this is making me want to watch curse of the were rabbit
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 23:46, archived)
# ha ha VG
.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 23:47, archived)
# Cutest Whaam . . . evaaaaaaar !
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Hahaha. Absolutely super. Best picture for a week at least.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 23:54, archived)
# Aw, thanks :D
I used a fairly advanced plane-matching algorithm as you can see:
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Do you work for DKNY?
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 0:04, archived)
# I don't not not work for DKNY.
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Well played 2 Can Chunder, well played.
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Hoooooooooooooooo
You're all clear, kid, now let's blow this thing and go home!
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 23:54, archived)
# WHY WON'T SHE DIE?
!
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 23:55, archived)
# sure hooked a big one..
 


woo!
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 0:22, archived)
# more...more.
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:17, archived)
# I'm going for a spin

(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Haha, I'm sure I've seen him before :-)

Sorry, didn't mean to post on top of yours.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 23:47, archived)
# nicely....first thing that came to me when I saw it....also :that's a cracker above ........top stuff:D
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 23:51, archived)
# Shaolin soccer
likes
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 23:48, archived)
# i love that movie
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:34, archived)
# I . . . for one . . . get a kick out of your spin !
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 23:48, archived)
# if all footballers could do this
they might actually be worth what they're paid
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 23:53, archived)
# Nice. Reminds me of Crouch.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 23:55, archived)
# for sure!!!
ace composition:)
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 0:00, archived)
# *elaborates*
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 0:02, archived)
# wow...
...sign him up!
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:19, archived)
# The World at War
That was a TV series, wasn't it?


Click for bigger (155 kb)

Ooh, front page, thanks - better get a paypal account so I can make a donation I suppose.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 23:04, archived)
#
Sweet-fucking-jesus-zombie-christ, this gets a click.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 23:06, archived)
# it was also a world
at war.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 23:07, archived)
# what,
like a reality show?
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 23:08, archived)
# i believe so
but then, i wasn't there.
also, cash4gold is a fucking rip-off
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 23:10, archived)
# Lead4Gold.com is a rip-off!
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 23:15, archived)
# damn sneaky alchemists!
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 23:17, archived)
# FUCK!!!
GOLD IT IS
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Oh you.....
A click well deserved none the less.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Burn, burn, yes you're gonna burn!
And so will I for clicking
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 8:21, archived)
# Ticket. Hull. One way.
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 8:30, archived)
# *gasps with the sheer magnitude of nails being hit on the head*
click click click
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Going her way ?
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:42, archived)
# This is sordid.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Yes . . . yes it is . . .
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:48, archived)
# nicely
had that image stored for ages waitng to find a use for it, no need now.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:44, archived)
# It pulled me in as well . . .
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:49, archived)
# You are the Grand Master of the Twitch®
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:47, archived)
# GMOTT . . . it's got a certain ring to it . . .
when I saw itch . . . . I thought twitch !
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:51, archived)
# ref: below
i think it has Euan McGregor's voice, i'll keep it safe for you.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:51, archived)
# that's not an itch, it's a twitch
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:50, archived)
# Whew . . . I thought that you were going to say something else that rhymes with itch . . .
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:52, archived)
# me? never!
i'm a good girl, i am!
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Sweetest thing since sugar plums !
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:55, archived)
# that's me!
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:58, archived)
# beats me
can't think of much else that rhymes with itch
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:55, archived)
# Yeah . . . I'm running through the alphabet and all I come up with is fish . . .
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:59, archived)
# you haven't met my wife then
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 23:00, archived)
#
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 23:04, archived)
# heaving breasts.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:51, archived)
# You'd think that would get somebody to give her a lift . . .
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:57, archived)
# You never get that quality of hitchhiker on the roads these days...
Am I the only one who feels bad about not picking up a hitchhiker?
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:52, archived)
# Backpackers are less risk and more fun.
/Australian.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:54, archived)
# You'd have to go to Aviemore, Pitlochry or some other west coast/highland location
in Scotland to find a backpacker. But even there they are lesser-spotted
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Hitch hiking is a lost method of transportation . . .
one never does know these days . . . does one ?
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:54, archived)
# i want to pick up a hitchiker
just so that when they tell me their name, i can say "do you mind if i call you number 9?"
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Offer them some lotion for their skin as well?
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:56, archived)
# possibly
another good one is, when they ask where they can put their rucksack, say "in the back, with the others"
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:59, archived)
# I get this picture in my head of a spider in a very poor disguise
Picking up hitchhiking flies for some reason.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 23:01, archived)
# I AM DISCOVERED!
*scuttles off sharpish*
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 23:03, archived)
# I found that Cuba was riddled with hitch hikers

But after having picked up a couple, we were utterly tired of them trying to invent sudden roadblocks up ahead to try and get us off our route and passed their house/school/tobacco plantation. And I'm not even talking about the constant pressure to buy second-rate cigars or to visit said plantations.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Ha ha, I'd love that over here:
you pull over to offer some lady a lift and as soon as you drive off she whips out clipboard and asks you to complete a survey/buy a time share/join a charity.

They should try that.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Hahaha
I went exactly like that. Only without the clipboard.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 23:19, archived)
# The new capitalism is taking effect . . .
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 23:09, archived)
# good advice .........I never travel anywhere without my negligee
...you never know yer luck:D
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Good thinking . . . one never wants to be negligent !
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Tis the blonde bombshell
Fanny Itch. Got all her movies and stuff.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Groove is in the itch . . . yea yea . . .
♫ ♪ ♫ ♪
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 0:33, archived)
# titpunch!
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:35, archived)
# ^this
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:38, archived)
[challenge entry] No news is good news
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:24, archived)
# too much exposure to the sun is bad for the skin
and shows that you read fucking shite
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Tee hee
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:28, archived)
# read the metro instead
at least it's free
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Isn't it published by the same company that publish the Daily Mail?
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:33, archived)
# i have no idea
i only do the sudoku anyway
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:34, archived)
# Some cunt has already nicked them all by the time I get on the bus in the morning anyway.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:41, archived)
# for some reason
there always seems to be one left when i get on the bus
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Is it on the floor? It's usually on the floor.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:47, archived)
# nope
in the little blue metal basketty thing
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Metro Sudoku FTW!
Friday's is always the hardest and the best challenge.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 23:15, archived)
# i never get the bus on a friday
but if i do at some point in the future, i shall be sure to snag a copy.
tuesday's metroku is pitifully easy
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 23:22, archived)
# yes
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:46, archived)
# and good
for fending off school bound brats in the morning
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:34, archived)
# indeed
this is why i don't go shopping till after 9
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:35, archived)
# There's going to be a US Have I Got News For You soon
It will be good - y/n?
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:27, archived)
# depends who does it
The Daily Show and Colbert already do a fair job of deconstructing some of the news.

But yes it would be interesting to see who the regulars were...
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:28, archived)
# I like the Daily Show and the Colbert Report. They are almost part of my daily routine.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:36, archived)
# Well The Office was about a billion times better when it went to America, so maybe.
/controversial blog
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:45, archived)
# If they can get a hooker shagging, cocaine addict of a host
that can't keep it in his pants and thinks he's gods gift... then It'll be better.

I've no idea why they got rid of our Angus?
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:41, archived)
# If they had never got rid of Angus then Boris would probably never have been elected Mayor of London
Which makes it all the more tragic
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Damn those WHITE LINES!
Rang dang diggedy dang di-dang
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:48, archived)
# the best part of that whole thing
was paul merton's t-shirt
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:51, archived)
# when does the new compo kick off?
or have I missed an important announcement?
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:27, archived)
# i used to have an official freddie ate my hamster tee shirt
i don't anymore
bloody hell 1986, how time flies
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:30, archived)
# did you eat it?
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:32, archived)
# not as far as i can recall
i loved it to death
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:33, archived)
# you "loved" it to death, eh?
kinky...
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:35, archived)
# fucksocks hadn't been invented then so we had to make do
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:37, archived)
# pff
didn't you ever have a wank hanky?
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:39, archived)
# in my day a tee shirt was a hanky too
prety much still is
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:44, archived)
# your nose must be fucking huge
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Pfffft
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Oh noes
One should always keep hold of such things for posterier-ty.

I still have a Live Aid T Shirt and a Frankie one. All in pristine unworn condition.

I used to collect the iconic ones and still have them all.
/memememe
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:44, archived)
# if only
my frankie got worn to death, i still have a vivid memory of a david cassidy tee my nan got me in the states, brother got donny osmond, haha, wish i still had it
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:49, archived)
# i had a frankie t-shirt
it went missing. maybe it's somewhere nice with my carry on camping t-shirt
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Fun fact: Ian Hislop considers him self conservative and is also a Christian.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:33, archived)
# now I'm not saying anything about the pope but ...
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 21:52, archived)
# before I reduced EVERYTHING it was well over 500 k
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 21:53, archived)
# I've watched it for 3 mins and I've still not reduced
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Thats what I told the
missus
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 21:56, archived)
# You'd have got more replies if you'd left it at that :(
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 21:59, archived)
# but they would have all been insults
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Yeah that's true
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:01, archived)
# A board without insults is like:
A shit without a parp.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:03, archived)
# pope eye the sailor man
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:02, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:03, archived)
# by golly!!
:)
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Them's some mad papal peepers!
Excellent work, 2p..
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:04, archived)
# She's actually 16 there believe it or not.
Edit: Actually I reread her wiki and she's 15 there. Dirty old popevert.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:06, archived)
# chup chup chup
chup chup chup chup

*click*
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:12, archived)
[challenge entry] 25 bottles before a match?
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Bottles of lard, I presume

(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 21:43, archived)
# To be fair to the guy
he has lost a pound or two since then...

members.home.nl/adje02/images/Andy_nu.jpg
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 21:44, archived)
# He also has the same nutritional qualifications as Gillian Mckeith :)
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 21:46, archived)
# You mean
an unsavoury interest in people's bowel movements?
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Still got frightening hair, mind.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 23:23, archived)
# one hundred and eeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiigggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhttttty
...stone!!!:)
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Lollity
How come they never say Tweeennttteeeeeeeey-siiiiiiiiiiixxxx?
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 0:28, archived)
# who ate all the
Vikings?
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 21:45, archived)
# He really is at the cutting edge of sporting physical perfection
in the ancient world statues of him would have lined the avenues and temples of Sparta and Athens
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Haha

(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 21:55, archived)
# these avenues
good and wide are they?
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Fields mate ;)
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 21:57, archived)
# fella
as you know about these things, who's this
www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/dscf0802.jpg
it's a talking hasbro thing i picked up the other day but i've no idea who it is, also guessing it's got bits missing
edit/ forgot to mention it's yours next time i see you.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Looks like Obi-Wan Kenobi
Episode 2 or 3.
Not a very good one though.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:16, archived)
# ta,
i thought it was, now to find out what bits are missing. the thing amuses me no end as it grunts every time i hit it and says other nonsense too but the grunting is funny. also for a quid it's brilliant
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Hahaha!
A young Ben Kenobi (Euan McGregor) from Attack of the Clones by the looks of things

I am intrigued by the sounds it makes, though
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:44, archived)
#
lmao!
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:08, archived)
# His wrist is too
hat for his watch
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 21:48, archived)
# He does have
remarkably hat wrists. ;)
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:16, archived)
# ahahaha
ISKETCH ANYONE?
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 21:49, archived)
# click for bigger?
why? what happens? does he explode like mr. creosote?
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Ha ha haaa!!
*clickity!*
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 0:27, archived)
# What are you looking at?

(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 21:36, archived)
# heh heh....your dog
:)
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 21:38, archived)
# why am i looking at it?
;)
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 21:40, archived)
# religion
its feckin scary
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 21:10, archived)
# but apparently the Pope has super powers
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 21:12, archived)
# He's a Goa'uld
Probably.

(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 21:15, archived)
#

(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 21:25, archived)
# awwwww
 
look at his little eyes
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:33, archived)
# And he is well angry and stuff

(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 21:25, archived)
# and a Papal account.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Zap him
zap the bastard
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 21:13, archived)
# only now, at the end, do you understand the true power of the catholic church
nice anim
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 21:26, archived)
# haha
with any luck, Hawking will outlive this Pope as well
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Pop quiz you lot
Who is the celebrity and whose mask is she wearing?

(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Me
mams
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:54, archived)
# that one off Heroes
and errrrr that other one I can't remember the name of
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:56, archived)
# hayden panettiere
no idea who the mask is though
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:57, archived)
# its not the one off Harry Potter is it?
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:58, archived)
# No..
its not Hagrid
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Well..
that tells me nothing at all really does it?
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:57, archived)
# the cheerleader
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:59, archived)
# It's Jim Carrey and/or Rocky Dennis.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Pavi Largo
Wearing the face of Gwynneth Paltrow.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Parvi Largo...
Is that rhyming slang?
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Watch Repo! The Genetic Opera
Then you shall understand the reference.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 21:00, archived)
# Zydrate comes in a little glass vial...
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 21:35, archived)
# A little glass vial?
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 21:37, archived)
# A little glass vial!
And the little glass vial goes into the gun like a battery...
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:29, archived)
# hiding pantyliner from heroes
and Evangeline Lilly from lost
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Is it that bint that's married to the new family fortunes guy and libby from neighbours?
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Luciano Pavarotti

(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 21:24, archived)
# TRIBS WINS!!!!
Its Charlize Theron. Tribs, be rewarded by the fact you wasted some of your life on this rather mundane puzzle.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Hurrah!
Can I have a certificate and medal and speedboat?
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:19, archived)
# eh?
you said this was a pop quiz, she's a film star not a pop star . . .
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 23:45, archived)
# I Told Grandma Not To Mess With Those Youth's In Asia !
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:43, archived)
# bluuurp
aw man
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:44, archived)
# I suspect that you're about to be ignored by half the board
I do wonder what happens if my grandma never goes to Asia. Will she live forever?
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Is she a cast member of Fame?
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:49, archived)
# She auditioned
but they didn't seem to want her.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:57, archived)
# wow, this internet thing you've discovered is ace!
please, post it all. Right here, right now.
/Unecessarily harsh for a Wednesday. Sorry fella. Consider it training for the next few replies you'll probably get.
Oh, and 'evenin' all
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:47, archived)
#
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:48, archived)
# I get the joke
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:48, archived)
# It's a very old joke
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
*clicks*

Compo it!
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:49, archived)
# They swapped paint brushes
and than swapped back.

His one looks neater, which is unusual as ladies often have better hand writing, does the same go for sign writing or did they swap?

WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT S GOING ON!!!121
!!1
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Fabbo
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:54, archived)
# this meme is not
growing old anytime soon :-) made me giggle
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 21:10, archived)
# What will happen to my Nan? is she safe?
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Depends if she meets the particular youth they're talking about.
To be fair, there are a lot of people in Asia, and the chances of her encountering this one particular youth are pretty slim.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Shes dead, so I suppose the chances of her meeting them are slim.
*wipes sweat of brow*
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 21:47, archived)
# WTF ?????????


Spanish toymaker Berjuan released a doll that allows children to "breast-feed" their babies. A girl wears a special halter top with flowers instead of nipples that cause the baby to make sucking sounds and move its mouth. The tagline for the toy reads, "Because you shouldn't have to wait until you have breasts before you start breastfeeding your baby." We think you should.


(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:36, archived)
# chup chup chup
bluuurp

je je
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:38, archived)
# FFS!
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:39, archived)
#
Hang on a minute... What actually is wrong with little girls pretending to nurse a baby? If kids are going to play at being grown ups, then it's probably more wholesome than pretending to to go to work and waste your life making other people richer.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:46, archived)
# chup chup chup
chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup chup

bluuurp
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:39, archived)
# steady on
take a breath twixt all that chupping
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:40, archived)
# once you chup
you can't stup
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:40, archived)
# I use this regularly to keep in touch with my feminine side.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Bitty
want bitty...
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:54, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 21:34, archived)
# .
dafuk?

:/
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 5:47, archived)
# Once i put it down, i couldn't pick it up again
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Goes to
town hall
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:21, archived)
# That's great . . . we'll never know whose shot it is . . .
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:21, archived)
# . . . but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Ooooooooh noes . . . hear we go again . . .
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Hooray for colour blindness
If it werent for colour blinds we wouldn't have ishihara test cards and subsequently the artwork of Akira Shimizu. (link moderately nsfw, no more so than page 3 though)
Woo!
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Interesting test . . . however . . . I know a pepperoni pizza when I see one . . .
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:27, archived)
# nice link
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Meat Meat Meat Meat Meat Meat Meat
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:00, archived)
# That's quite revolting
I've just had a veggie meal but still wanna throw up.
Mission accomplished I think.
:(
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:04, archived)
# *rubs thi . . . wait _____________ *washes hands*
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Premium Quality?
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:07, archived)
# b3ta is not a gross-out competition

although I'd like it to be
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:08, archived)
# good compo idea though
bindun?
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:13, archived)
# I don't think so

But it would have to be SFW. Maybe 'using/combining ordinary objects to gross you out' ?
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:23, archived)
# That could make an interesting image challenge
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:13, archived)
# There's nosomething wrong with that . . .
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Is that me?


(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:22, archived)
# she's one hot bitch!
varicose venison
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:11, archived)

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