b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Archive 37209 (Older | Newer)

[challenge entry] jesus on holiday
(I helped save b3ta! bigshape like a glove!, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:52, archived)
[challenge entry] previously
(I helped save b3ta! bigshape like a glove!, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:54, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Crap but related repost

(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Ahahahaha
best one yet!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Hahahaha! Oh yes! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Bindun? - it's pure rubbish anyway.


Click for bigger (155 kb)
(bertmcmuffin gruff gruff, touch my stuff., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:36, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:37, archived)
# nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:38, archived)
# hehehe!
District 9 was ACE! Apparently there may well be a sequel...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Racist!
Apparently it's the most racistist film ever made EVAH!

news.google.co.uk/news/more?um=1&cf=all&ned=uk&cf=all&ncl=dZhgQEgWqrU3ebM9QlCSgRFpYEWBM
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Fucking prawns
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:43, archived)
# bah.... twaddle-speak says I!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:44, archived)
# It was a tad racist towards Nigerians
but I think the nationality of the gangsters was irrelevant albeit very foolish of Peter Jackson to imply any such links and a great film that is suppose to counter racism against asylum seekers falls down by implicit racism. Such a shame.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:52, archived)
# As is usually the case with these kind of 'outrages'...
the nationality is generally arbitrary.

I don't remember thr French complaining the last Bond film was racist
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Absolutely
or any of the Hollywood films that imply British People are evil ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:07, archived)
# I thought we were? DAMN ME FOR PROPAGATING A STEREOTYPE!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Never mind that old bean let's colonize some developing country!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:46, archived)
# "They were showing Nigerians as corrupt, eating aliens, saying they have sex with aliens. I could not watch that."
I agree. It's unfair to stereotype Nigerians as cannibals and gangsters. Some of them are fraudsters and pirates too.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:34, archived)
# This statement reads like something from Monty Python
"There is no country that does not have prostitutes and criminals but definitely most countries don't have cannibals, and we don't have cannibals in this country. We don't eat human flesh, it is definitely unacceptable," she said.

www.reuters.com/article/filmNews/idUSTRE58M47820090923

Dear Sir, I am glad to hear that your studio audience disapproves of the last skit as strongly as I. As a naval officer I abhor the implication that the Royal Navy is a haven for cannibalism. It is well known that we now have the problem relatively under control, and that it is the RAF who now suffer the largest casualties in this area. And what do you think the Argylls ate in Aden. Arabs? Yours etc. Captain B.J. Smethwick in a white wine sauce with shallots, mushrooms and garlic.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Q&D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Damn hot
That's Funky!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Is that Peter Jackson and Neil Blomkamp doing 69?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:51, archived)
# YES! *
* no
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:55, archived)
# I bert that tastes saltY!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:55, archived)
# you bert a lot?
what do you bert then?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:56, archived)
# hafuckingha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:00, archived)
# hahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Hahaha
*faps and glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:19, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:41, archived)
# I'm laughing even though I'm not sure what the hell it means.
9-11 haha
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:41, archived)
# too soon man
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:43, archived)
# So the nickname for the aliens would be "tinfoil heads"
hehe I'm going to like this ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Wouldn't shock me if this was made
(Bretty, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:20, archived)
# *runs to cupboard*
*rummages*
*finds spanging pan*
*doubts it's spangingful enough*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:29, archived)
# And Moses saith unto the LORD
"Why dost thou spang with such an instrument? Far be it from thee to spang the wicked thus that they should not repent and know that you are the LORD."
And the LORD was sore wrath at Moses' words, and flounceth.

That's from the book of Aldi, who was one of the lesser (and cheaper) prophets.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:32, archived)
# hehe
*clickety*
(I helped save b3ta! catweasle neither a cat nor a weasle, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Hahahha fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:24, archived)
# With or without jeeeeeeeews, With or without jews ah-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:25, archived)
# issit compatible with quicktime?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:31, archived)
# You'll be surprised how many things are compatible with that most evil of programs

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:49, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:25, archived)
# hahahahahah *launches long-range spanging rockets*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:26, archived)
#




sexy ones?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:27, archived)
# I don't know... I bought them cheap off some Russians.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:28, archived)
# That sounds sexy
I shall happily await.
(Bretty, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:28, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:30, archived)
# MORONS!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:31, archived)
# With or without You
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:32, archived)
# I had to Google that.
I fucking hate U2.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:38, archived)
# haha
Slight TJ: Is Facebook facebroken for anyone else?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:31, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Good, I thought I was being victimised for being fucking awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:34, archived)
# You must be
Or else I'm being punished for being awesome seeing as I seem to be the only one out of my friends that can get on there.
(Bretty, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Awesome people are being outcasted!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Fine for me.
[something about your ugliness breaking facebook, etc, etc, lols]
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:36, archived)
# I currently have Daniel Merriweather as my profile pic so
fuck you :)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:40, archived)
# No
unfortunately
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:36, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:38, archived)
# AD7 LIKES THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:39, archived)
# *pokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:59, archived)
# So only some people are being affected
hmmmm... the plot thickens.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:42, archived)
# catniippppp?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:43, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:31, archived)
[challenge entry] i reckon the burning bush was a cannabis plant

and that moses was "tripping out" when he heard it speak
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:06, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:10, archived)
# "today's fish is trout a'la creme, enjoy your meal"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:13, archived)
# *gets hungry*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Scholars do reckon
that the Book of Revelation was written by 2 refugees who were stoned out of their skulls on magic mushrooms.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Revalation's nothing.
You want to have a look at Ezekiel. Mad as spanners.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:33, archived)
# .vodka {position:

inspired by bilbobarneybobs
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:01, archived)
# haha, oh blimey
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:07, archived)
# I was expecting this somehow
but not from you
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:08, archived)
# not?
I can dream css you know ;) it's teh job
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Yeah, me too
but somehow, this image is just the kind of thing that freebs does all the time ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:24, archived)
# ;
(I helped save b3ta! MAP, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:10, archived)
# hahahahah! dear oh dear.........
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Hahaha, I fcuking love geek jokes
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:19, archived)
# haha damn there's some punage today
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Mr God is Angry


RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FEEL MY WRATH YOU ACURSED SINNERS!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Luckly there is no god so were are safe.
all these pictures of god and jesus. Are we supposed to burn an embassy?
(waxdart hello., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Or a Marlboro
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:26, archived)
# TJ
In reply to

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:55, archived)
# damn
I was gonna make this :P well done :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:16, archived)
# lol trolls...


(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:24, archived)
# I think you have to declare a ji-had first or something.
*durka durka durka*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:26, archived)
# bakarack
alaka rakalack
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:34, archived)
# "I like you. You have balls. I like balls. "
that's it.. when I get in, I'm putting on Team America....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:38, archived)
# good choice
(I helped save b3ta! Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:40, archived)
# He looks amazingly like someone I know.
Ironically, that someone is a vocal atheist...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Hahahaha! Excellent! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:26, archived)
# hahahahahahhahaha! God is back, and he's PISSED OFF
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:27, archived)
# AAAAAARGGGGGH
*ducks*
please credit Ninj when you use his image, ta
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Ninj will get all Old Testament on his ass otherwise
For ref
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Bless you pzyko
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:31, archived)
# soz
I'm a flid

won't happen again
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:37, archived)
# No probs
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:38, archived)
# ^THIS
ya must remember to add credit to the OP!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:34, archived)
[challenge entry] ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:36, archived)
# hahahahah, damn, he's so SERIOUS about it - he's in the ZONE!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Oh you bastard
*closes tattyshop*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Ooh sorry :(
\O/ *Hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:46, archived)
# bah, its better than I would have done anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Bless you my son...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:56, archived)
# hang onn, playstation logo with wii controller?
FAIL

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:20, archived)
# BURN THE HERETIC! ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:42, archived)
# apologies for non credit
hangs nube head in shame...

original image robbed from Ninj!!!

bow down, prostrate yourself and pay homage to the mans skills
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Good man
:)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:37, archived)
# \o/
Good work, both of you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:39, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:44, archived)
# you forgot one thing...
...his huge penis.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:42, archived)
# I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
(jonjonjon, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:22, archived)
# "With new scalp deep-heating action!"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:23, archived)
# smells like orange juice and petrol.
mmm...
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:35, archived)
# now THAT sounds like a drink!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:42, archived)
# sound like IRN-BRU to me
(waxdart hello., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:12, archived)
# words too joined up for me to read!
:(

Is it a ref to "Shantaram"?
(waxdart hello., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:15, archived)
# TJ!
I had an idea for the compo, and spent a couple of minutes putting it together (albeit shoddily).

Then I realised that I'm a week late. Damn. Have it anyway:
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:19, archived)
# put a jesus on it
you got yourself a compo entry.
(waxdart hello., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:21, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:22, archived)
# :) Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:27, archived)
# True Romance
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:21, archived)
# hahahah
love this
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:30, archived)
# can't beat a nice temazepam before bed
(JoePesky, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:05, archived)
[challenge entry] There are other religions to pick on.
(poshpaws360 Minced, Sliced and Diced., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:55, archived)
# I like the chap on the left's tie
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:56, archived)
# that's the first step of conversion
BEWARE!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:57, archived)
# I'm already very happy with my religion, but i still like his tie.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:58, archived)
# What's your fursona?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:01, archived)
# I don't know, therefore I will consult the source of all knowledge.
www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Furry-Persona-(Fursona)

edit: I think I identify mostly with the human animal.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Fucking furries.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:05, archived)
# "Related wikiHows:
How to Cosplay Marina Kingston"
WTF?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:06, archived)
# my trolly senses are tingling.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:07, archived)
# I'd like to have a trolley sense
no more picking the one with the bad wheel for me!
MUAHUAHUAHUAHUA
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Hahaha!
*groan*
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:14, archived)
# you can also follow this
to a 9 step guide on washing your face.

how useful.
(Sobric scruffle me nuts, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:53, archived)
# My religion is Jeff Wayne.
How about you?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Our beer, which art in barrels.
Hallowed by thy drink.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Silly kebab, austrailian beer is not kept in barrels.
It is kept in urinals.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:11, archived)
# not all australian beer is piss. I suspect that the decent stuff is hard to find in the uk
rather like English beers here.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:13, archived)
# I can't really think of any english beers to the honest, mostly ales.
Well that's a lie anyway because all the stuff like fosters and heineken and budwisers is all brewed here anyway.

I prefer vinegar. They should make a vinegar drink in a similar way they made a meat drink with bovril.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:15, archived)
# ale is a subset of beer.
And I think I've had vinegars that taste better than wine.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:18, archived)
# I think he wants a larger beer
(waxdart hello., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:22, archived)
# I like to cum
on earth as well a faces.
(waxdart hello., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:12, archived)
# I prefer the on on the right's rapist stare
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:58, archived)
# it is rather good.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:59, archived)
# my left or your left?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:59, archived)
# my left.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:03, archived)
# oh yes, that is a lovely tie
wonder if he got it from the kolob mothership
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Things I think Mormons carry in their backpacks:
Golf
Various guises, including ¬
- Slavic Grandmother
- Wolf
- Yatch
A small folk-art image of a house
A book on grooming horses
Sandwiches (various)
Pestilence.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:58, archived)
# what about spare ties?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Kebab, hello.
Hello mate. Hi there, buddy. Hey! Hellotes, Kebab.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:01, archived)
# hellote.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:07, archived)
# MORE TIES THAN GOD
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:02, archived)
# UNCOUNTABLY MANY TIES
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:08, archived)
# You forgot fancy shoes.
Also beliefs which contradict both the bible and logic.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Yeah, admittedly it was a shabby list. All I could think of were dead animals and bottled hatred.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:00, archived)
# I wish you could really bottle hatred.
Or have a nice cup of RAAAGEEE.

The closest thing I can think to either of these is malt vinegar, which is like someone distilled satan's frustration and bottled it.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Perfect to put on your Chips of the Damned.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:04, archived)
# I'm fairly sure that if you hurled a bottle of Sarson's vinegar at a christian's face it would hurt them.
Proof that it is evil distillate!
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Actual real proof.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:20, archived)
# we would also have accepted: smaller backpacks, a necklace of mammoth tusks and a small family of edible dormice
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Your ideas are better too. I'm crap at thoughts.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Do the smaller backpacks
have even smaller backpacks in them?
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:07, archived)
# don't be silly. They contain tupperware, which in turn contain smaller tupperware
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Does the smaller tupperware contain
tiny necklaces of mammoth tusks and tiny dormice?
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:11, archived)
# nobody knows - it is against their beliefs to open the smaller tupperware.
To open one would call upon the wrath of God or some-such; not too dissimilar from when the Nazis opened up the Ark of the Covenant that time.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Could you get a whole VW Golf in one of them?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Oh of course - their backpacks are blessed with much space and many pouches.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:18, archived)
# I'm goign to have to "go mormon" just to aquire one of these backpacks :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:24, archived)
# They have a poo pouch too. For poo.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:30, archived)
# now THAT is practical!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:33, archived)
# this is one of my favouritest lists ever
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:55, archived)
# DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:01, archived)
# it's not another religion.
It's the same bible, just with one extra book.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:05, archived)
# The two don't necessarily follow.
The JWs claim not to be Christian, but they're adherents to the Bible nonetheless. Christianity is different from Judaism, even though it has the same Bible with a few extra books.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Nevertheless
Mormons believe that Jesus was the son of God and follow his teachings. In fact, of all the Christian denominations, Mormons seem to be the ones who most closely adhere to the whole 'be nice to people' thing.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Be nice to people
unless they're gay, of course. Or selling Coca-Cola.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Mormons support same-sex relationships
That's another reason why this post isn't funny. It just states the facts as they exist. Mormons do not consider being gay to be a sin.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:13, archived)
# They've been pretty shitty about gay marriage in the States...
They pretty much funded the Californian opposition to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Private individuals did
the mormon church didn't.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:22, archived)
# I'm no-one considers it a sin to be black, yet still hate black people though.
I've also spoken to someone who invited mormons into their house and as soon as gay people were mentioned they went bat shit crazy.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:17, archived)
# The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints
have stated categorically that being gay is a-ok with them. If some mormons have personal objections, that's got nothing to do with their religion - any more so than Nick Griffin being a protestant makes the Church of England racist or that me liking beef makes beef-liking an essential part of atheism.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Yes but at the same time the BNP have also catagorically stated they're not racists.
So you'll forgive me if I'm rather sceptical of religions which are essentially founded on making up arbitrary hierarchies to make themselves feel better than people which are actually forgiving.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Me too
still they officially don't mind gays.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:33, archived)
# plus there's that 10% of your income thing
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Whereabouts is that in the Bible?
I know that was the law in the middle-ages, and the church have always claimed that it's the rules. But where is it in the actual bible?
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Page 432, somewhere near the bottom, just after the bit that says "build huge fecking churches filled with gold, murals and statues that you should all pray to"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:32, archived)
# jawas?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Mormonism isn't a religion in it's own right.
They're a Christian denomination. It's a particularly whacky brand of Christianity, but Christianity all the same.

To be fair, they're whacky in a fun way, not whacky the way Catholics are whacky.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:05, archived)
# The second coming has happened in America
Jesus gave a bloke magic spectacles to read scriptures made of gold.

The guy must have been immensely strong just the carry the fuckers!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:12, archived)
# He didn't have to carry them
That's the best bit; the angel who gave them to him told him to bury them and not tell anyone where they are.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:15, archived)
# I know that
but he still had to shift them and one point.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:42, archived)
# The Wheelbarrow of the Covenant
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Aren't most religions 'of the wacky brand'?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:13, archived)
# They're all stupid
but the Mormons are the Timmy Mallet of religions.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:14, archived)
# *clicks*
(Should probably be *smites*, but hey :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:18, archived)
# WACKADAY - THE END OF ALL DAYS
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:18, archived)
# The Garys...
Busey and Sinise... the unholy alliance
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Really?

What kind of relationships?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Sexy ones

The best kind
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Mmmmmm

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Some Mormons came to my door this morning
I wanted to be mean and scathing, but they were such nice people.

Also they were old.

So in the end I just took their magazines and shook their hands.
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Wearing a tie with a short-sleeved shirt?
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 17:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:39, archived)
# literal liquor
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:40, archived)
# this has a diaphanous, almost lactescent quality
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:40, archived)
# good choice of words
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:42, archived)
# ^ this
Been sojourning recreationally at freerice.com? It's addictive habit-forming like crack.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:58, archived)
# *living room lols*
Once again, knew that was you without checking :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:40, archived)
# it's weird
but I can't see my own posts

they preview fine, but disappear when I post
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:41, archived)
# You sure you've not been hitting the subject of the op?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:44, archived)
# That's happened to me a few times
Have had to post 3 or 4 times to get it working.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:46, archived)
# hahahahhaha! *SSPPAANNGG!*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:41, archived)
# I would like to purchase a bottle of your nebulous potato spirits.
I hope I can pay you with the concept of human kindness.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Certainly sir
where shall I post it?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:43, archived)
# ha ha ha
loon
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:42, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9716249
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:43, archived)
# ACENESSNES
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:44, archived)
# pfftttt, you card
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:44, archived)
# hahahah!!!

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:44, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:47, archived)
#
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:48, archived)
# snap
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 15:59, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:58, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Scratchin'
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:38, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaha
this is excellent
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Ta sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Leave it alone
or it'll get worse!
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:39, archived)
# You carry on, didn't want to interrupt you
Nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:39, archived)
# arrgghh... Why does make me want to involuntarily scratch my feet?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:41, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:46, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Behold the true grail
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:23, archived)
# *bows down in worship*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:25, archived)
# *ribbons up in supplication*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:27, archived)
# *giggles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:28, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Everlasting life!
Also a stomach ulcer, scirrhosis and eventually death.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:27, archived)
# I'll take that
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:28, archived)
# If you reject Christ
They'll be asking "Have you got a WKD side?"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Christ that's a gay set of adverts.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:29, archived)
# they have to make them stand out
because the primary selling point of the product is that it's brightly coloured and easy to spell
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Haha yes
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:34, archived)
# :D
ha ha ha - I missed this

:D

loon
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Surely it would have been a better selling point giving it a better name.
Like Fucksauce!
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Manjuice
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:37, archived)
# "Drink it up, ya morons!"
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:37, archived)
# HEY!
drinky drinky!!!

I bet Griffy's taking notes right now
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Unless you're lysdexic
'Yes I'll have a DoubleDKU. A KWD. A D-double-KU.

Make it a beer.'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:40, archived)
# ha ha ha
I'll have a whishky fanks
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Well it's a pretty gay drink to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:32, archived)
# not worth its own thread, but found this image whilst looking for ideas
thechuckler.com/wp-content/uploads/retro/861blog_heavy_metal_monk.gif

and I know you'll all say "should be in the links board, but I thought it was relevant to this weeks image challenge
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Some sod has nicked his glove puppet
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Hahahaha
Nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Hahahahahah....
Indy!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Oh I did a poo in your cup by accidentally.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Is it paul's cup?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:54, archived)
#
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Nope.
Needs more Jordan's tits.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:19, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:19, archived)
# 7
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:20, archived)
# How many?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:21, archived)
# 6?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Put your helmet on, we'll be reaching speeds of three.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:24, archived)
# He most certainly does not.
Bruce Willis on the other hand... mmm.

TJ: Stoopid Terminal Servers. Why can't people just trek to the office like the rest of the rat race?! Hopefully I'll be back this afternoon :O(
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Nope
Not a clue what is going on here. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Samuel L Jackson with a crucified Jesus' torso? That really grapes it.
My squildo that is.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Bad taste?



mmmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:25, archived)
# pfft!

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:48, archived)
# hahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Ooooh...
Now this is ace. *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:59, archived)
# hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:59, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Jonas' early relief at the mistranslation was to prove short-lived.


Jonah cast lots, and he was condemned: Then did Wales did swallow him, and he had done acts worthy of blame. Had it not been that he prayed, repented and glorified God, he would certainly have remained inside the belly of Wales till the Day of Resurrection.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Oh, very good!
*applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:06, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:07, archived)
# ace
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:08, archived)
# get tae Falkirk!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Ya stinkin
bell end
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:16, archived)
# arf
bigger
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Caution


Click for bigger (223 kb)

Probably been done.
(dakers, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:00, archived)
# *boogaloos!*
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:00, archived)
# *smile*
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:03, archived)
# hehehehahahahaheheheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:04, archived)
# hahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Acapulco was one of the most boring places I've ever been to

Still, they had some good waves there
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:12, archived)
[challenge entry] inspired by a frequently mistyped booktitle
(bovine intervention, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Faster!
ris
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:58, archived)
#
pec
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:58, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9716058
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:59, archived)
# hee hee
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:00, archived)
# ZOMG!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:00, archived)
# I have a towel on
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Aw!
*takes off specs*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:03, archived)
# I need to keep my hair up somehow
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:04, archived)
# *scrambles to find specs again*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:06, archived)
#
innit
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:59, archived)
#
nuff said
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:00, archived)
#
-t
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:00, archived)
#
I was being all "down with the pikies"
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:01, archived)
#
-able

tay tay tay tay t-t t-t t tay tay TAYSIDE!

www.visitscotland.com
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:01, archived)
# ....
...yep. That song's now stuck in my head
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:04, archived)
# you bastard
*chokes on invisible cup of tea*


tay cor leave us we ain't ever gonna go to Dunstable

dontvisitdunstablevisitscotland.com
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:04, archived)
#
...walk
(I helped save b3ta! Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:04, archived)
#
whadda you say?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:05, archived)
# I feel the need to listen to
Walk by Pantera...

yup. and also get a beer and chill out a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:08, archived)
# ten past one on a Tuesday != beer teim
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:10, archived)
#
Its always beer time :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:14, archived)
# until you consider time travel
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Beertime travel?
I wanna build a time machine outta beer cans and get me a hoverboard ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Didn't you say that just a moment ago?
*spooky*
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:32, archived)
# I am yet to say it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:54, archived)
# RIP DIEM BAG LOLSOL
Dimebag was just OK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:24, archived)
# you like waiting for your puns
then?
(bovine intervention, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:38, archived)
# lolwut?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:58, archived)
# odd delusion
also:
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:00, archived)
# [esc]
I win hitler!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:21, archived)
# fuck
i won that wham man
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:47, archived)
# did he just disappear in a puff of logic?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Yet another friday night quarrel
My 1st EVER internetz picture - please be kind - the bible commands it of you!

(I helped save b3ta! catweasle neither a cat nor a weasle, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:57, archived)
# TOAPtastic
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:03, archived)
# FACOAP, too.
And KOAP.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:06, archived)
# lol
took me a while to decipher your 'K'oap .... Ketchup always improves things imho!
(I helped save b3ta! catweasle neither a cat nor a weasle, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Wow,
Looking up your namesake, Catweazle, is a blast from the 1970s era of Educational Fiction for the Improvement of Children past! So that's where the phrase "telling-bone" comes from.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Catweazle
is my hero!


He also looks a lot like my uncle Gus *random true fact*


(I helped save b3ta! catweasle neither a cat nor a weasle, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:15, archived)
# I'm sure Judas enjoys having a large portion inside of him
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:07, archived)
# hehe
I'm sure he does! durrty bugger!
(I helped save b3ta! catweasle neither a cat nor a weasle, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Damnit
Now I want a fish supper.

Damn you, catweasle.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Go on,
treat yourself! Jesus has given you the permission

*hears voices*
(I helped save b3ta! catweasle neither a cat nor a weasle, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:18, archived)
[challenge entry] BEHIND YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Hahahaha...
You're gonna need a bigger Bible...:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:56, archived)
# That's a beauty!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:57, archived)
# hehehe
no bridge...etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:57, archived)
#
I know
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:59, archived)
# lol

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:34, archived)
# hehehe

(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:58, archived)
# *gnaws*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:13, archived)
# my first one of these - (b)eagle


Click for bigger (144 kb)

Is there a good tutorial somewhere for doing this sort of thing - I'm not convinced about the blending at all.

(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Well I like it
Kinda looks like Evil Digby

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0069974/
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:53, archived)
# woof!

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:54, archived)
# awesome.
probably a few out there, try here maybe - psd.tutsplus.com/

also: I find it helps to try to match both the head angles and the lighting conditions in the original photos before starting any PS.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:54, archived)
# *takes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Noel's new frontman started to think the other's just wanted him around for the free wine
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:51, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:52, archived)
# yo
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:53, archived)
# That Jasis
He never could hold his communion wine
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:52, archived)
# hey up
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Noon!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:55, archived)
# hey missus
how's things?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Groovy
I'm about to batter the sales guy to within an inch of his life for coughing and hacking up phlegm without covering his mouth. Wanna watch?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:03, archived)
# fart on his chair
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:07, archived)
# If by chair you mean his lunch that he's left in the kitchen
consider it done
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Dali WOOs!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:52, archived)
# yodles
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:53, archived)
# muwuhaha haha
I'll be back on in top posters in no time at this rate.

Genius... insipid genius
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:54, archived)
# bloody hell Prof, where have you been?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:56, archived)
# I was locked in the bathroom for a long time
I only just escaped. Also I was in Vietnam for a while
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:57, archived)
# well we're just going to have to lock you in teh bunker this time to make sure you don't escape again... Welcome back! :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:03, archived)
# :D
thanks

it's nice to be back a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Cheers Steve
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:55, archived)
# The presence of that boy band pisses me off.
however; Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Nicely done...
...duly *clicked* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:55, archived)
# wotcha
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Hi Prof!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Ta
I'll be returning the click some time soon, I'm sure
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Hahahaha
fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:56, archived)
# sup yo?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:58, archived)
# yo yo
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:01, archived)
# I am lurn kemistree!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:02, archived)
# I like this
I don't like Oasis... they insist upon themselves
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Thanks
Have I seen you somewhere before in this thread??
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:02, archived)
# I turn tricks outside of The Aldi
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Lovely stuffs!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:57, archived)
# hey moley
I've been teaching myself chemistry all day and I have a new appreciation for you
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Cheers Moleman
I've been teaching myself Biochemistry all day and I've recreated you!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:06, archived)

« Older messages | Newer messages »

XML feeds