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# It seemed so simple when she explained it on the phone.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:15, archived)
# FUDGE!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Oh, the fudge is back!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Sauce please...
I want to play, too.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Where I found it.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:45, archived)
# thank you
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Amazing how you found that !
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:47, archived)
# I am good at GIS.
Made a guess that "shrunken +head" would be right and it was on third page of results.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:49, archived)
# GIS?
RIS
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 1:47, archived)
# Google Image Search.
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 1:49, archived)
# wait, that's a game?
 
sweet
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Might need some work . . .
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:46, archived)
# OKAY LET'S PLAY
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:46, archived)
# PFFFFT!
Might be a bit NSFW for those who are not employed as FUDGE packers.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:47, archived)
# This is entirely beautiful and natural
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:49, archived)
# So nobody here then ...
On the FUDGE SHIFT!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:49, archived)
# The Fudge shack is a little old place where... we can get together.
Fudge shack, baby fudge shack!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:55, archived)
# My money is on Barry.
COME ON BARRY!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:50, archived)
# pfft
don't know why I didn't just read the link before clicking it
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:51, archived)
# You knew exactly what you were clicking
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:53, archived)
# no
lucky my mum didn't see
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Or things could have gotten REALLY sexy
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:58, archived)
# My mum
says you spelled surprise wrong.
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 0:01, archived)
# She sounds naughty ;-)
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 0:03, archived)
# Fuck sake
BLEEAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUURRRGGHHHHHH!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:59, archived)
# You lose!
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Good, can I go home and cry now?
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Yes, but as punishment you must set it as your desktop.
Also you must send it in an email to all your friends or a hundred orphaned puppies will die of ebola.
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 0:06, archived)
# Still, sounds better than winning.
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 0:09, archived)
# PREPARE FOR DOCKING
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 0:02, archived)
# INITIATING DOCKING PROCEDURE
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Somewhere I have a picture I drew of two ducks docking.
It is a thing of beauty and I am deeply saddened that I cannot find it to share with you.
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 0:13, archived)
# It was even better than the picture I drew of two badgers feltching.
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 0:13, archived)
# WHAT
WHAT
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:19, archived)
# IN YOUR BUTT?
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:19, archived)
# FUDGE!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:20, archived)
# YOU WANT TO DO IT IN MY BUTT?
IN MY BUTT?
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:25, archived)
# O
K
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:27, archived)
# I'VE GOT A GLOVERLY BUNCH OF COCONUTS
DIDDLEY DEE
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:29, archived)
# EVERYONE SING ALONG!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:33, archived)
# You really do have one of these for all occasions don't you
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:34, archived)
# Many, not all.
Still some things I'd like to get an example or riff
of done. Evocative sources are usually the problem.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:44, archived)
# fudge packer?
into the packet? surly?
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:21, archived)
# You'd better not get surly
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:22, archived)
# curly worly surly?
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:27, archived)
#
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:32, archived)
# BILL COSBY LOOK FUCK'D UP MAYYYN!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:21, archived)
# I'd certainly like to sew Bill's mouth shut with twine.
Or better, rusty barbed wire dipped in AIDS and sprinkled with FUDGE!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:25, archived)
# You obviously don't what the Jazz is all about
with your hippin' and your hoppin' and your bippin' and your boppin'...
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:28, archived)
# Not much jazz in the city dump, HEY-HEY-HEY!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:30, archived)
# POKEYMAN!?
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:36, archived)
# Rhydon uses: FUDGE PACK!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:58, archived)
# A wild KanYe appears.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:59, archived)
# LOL!
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 0:04, archived)
# KanYe uses Interruption attack.
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Return of the Fudge!
Nature’s sweetest berry.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:24, archived)
# reggae reggae sauce man!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:26, archived)
# *RUNS*
FUCK FUCK FUCK
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:26, archived)
# FUDGE FUDGE EVERYWHERE !
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge It !
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:27, archived)
# FUDGE!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:28, archived)
# ^this
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:30, archived)
# IT'S A FUDGE FOR ALL !
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:30, archived)
# ah ha
Should have known you started this fudge thing
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Just in the FUDGE of time !
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:34, archived)
# This is frankly
bonkers and disturbing therefore it's most fandabidozi!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Its like a episode of Terry and June ON ACID!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:34, archived)
# THE POWER OF FUDGE COMPELS YOU
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:37, archived)
# alright!
you guys get out my kitchen with all of your 'BoogaBooga!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:41, archived)
# She can't make FUDGE with you lot hopping madly about.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Then things got out of hand. Who knows what would happen next!
Perhaps kinky and unexpected.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Trying to make some more FUDGE !
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 0:08, archived)
# FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU--DGE!
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Nothin' says FUDGIN' like FUDGIN' from the oven . . .
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
The fudge must not stop and I can't stop looking at the fudge.
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 0:19, archived)
# You can never have too much FUDGE !
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 0:27, archived)
# Perfect for any party!
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 0:29, archived)
# PARTY FUDGE !
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 0:36, archived)
# Please stop it
you loons. My laughing guts canna take any more. The dilithium gut cystals are spent.
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 0:40, archived)
# Don't stop . . . OK . . . FUDGE BABY !
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 0:58, archived)
# So simple, even boys and girls can FUDGE it.
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 1:05, archived)
# Oh my yes . . . kids just love the FUDGE !
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 1:18, archived)
# No kitchen is complete without FUDGE!
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 1:39, archived)
# That's true . . . no kitchen can hide good FUDGE !
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 1:59, archived)
# FUDGE is also a fine addition to the home-bar.
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 2:18, archived)
# FUDGE is always a hit at the corner nook too !
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 2:36, archived)
# Hit the wall with FUDGE.
Good fun, Lad. Thanks for prompting it, as if I needed to say.
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 2:56, archived)
# Indeed that was a whole FUDGE lot of FUN !
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 4:06, archived)
# how it flows is totally up to you
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 1:17, archived)
# HAHAHA! FUDGE 7 PARTY!
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 1:19, archived)
# FUDGE is in the house !
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 1:19, archived)
# FUCK YEAH BABY
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 2:16, archived)
# Hold shuddering fuck.
Eeeeep!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:58, archived)
# FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
dge
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 0:08, archived)
# OOGA BOOGA!
OOGA BOOGA!
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 0:28, archived)
[challenge entry] ooo topic..
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:13, archived)
# So an Englishman, an Irishman
and a Scotsman walk into a d0ewelklEFLW 3K2ewsdsdaw 3r44aaaasffdfrggr4OY94.34R3 e423Nfwefe...
...FOR FUCK'S SAKE KANYE LET GO OF THE KEYBOARD!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Kayne West walks into a bar.
It is a gay bar and he engages in homosexual intercourse.

That is the end of the joke.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Was it with fish dicks?
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:22, archived)
# you knows it!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:28, archived)
#
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:23, archived)
# ...
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:23, archived)
#
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:23, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
*breathes*
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:24, archived)
# i believe the joke ended
after you typed "Kanye West"
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:23, archived)
# NO!
THERE MUST BE MORE!
MOAARRRR!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Best/worst joke ever
*click*
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 0:47, archived)
# haha!
dont forget poor horus BC loads!!!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:18, archived)
[challenge entry] I have issues about British 'talent'
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:08, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
*click*
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:08, archived)
# you also inspired christianity
for that alone im please you are dead you cunt.

*edit WOO!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:11, archived)
# You drunk
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:12, archived)
# lol yep
im messed up

i luv you b3ta... hic
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Hahaha!
wHave you ever noticed how judgemental Christians are? Especially When they're not supposed to be.
They're all like "Oh God doesn't think what you're doing is very good" which really means "Oh I don't think what you're doing is very good"
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Yeah, they're all like 'Hey your car doesn't have a fish thing on it, that means your car's going to hell!'
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:17, archived)
# i think thats true
my cavalier didnt have a jesus fish and it sunk into the mud at reading 2003. Jesus would have saved it
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:20, archived)
# He totally would have.
He owns a tractor.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Jesus couldn't drive, numbnuts.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:23, archived)
# He can walk on the mud without getting his robes dirty.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:25, archived)
# I heard he likes to get his robes dirty
nudge nudge
wink wink
yiff yiff
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Fnarr fnarr
kayak kayak
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:28, archived)
# he could have used the force
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:31, archived)
# He could have summoned the strength of ten tigers and then lifted it out.
Or held aloft his magic cross and shouted "I HAVE THE POWER"
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:36, archived)
# He would have known you were in need because
he would have detected you with Ears of the Puma too.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:37, archived)
# fucks sake.
It's like they think we're on the Gloveway to Glove, or something.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:22, archived)
# very good!
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 8:26, archived)
# drawing gone wrong
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:00, archived)
# WHAT IS GLOVE?
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:01, archived)
# BABY DON'T HURT ME
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:02, archived)
# DON'T HURT ME
...NO MORE
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:19, archived)
# a whole lot of glove!
da da da da da da dadadadadada da da da da daaaaaa!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Glove, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:04, archived)
# i don't glove you anymore
i don't think i eva will...
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:05, archived)
#
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:10, archived)
# This pic gives the vampire in me
teh fackin horn!
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 2:31, archived)
# OOooooooooh my glove,
my darlin', I've hungered for your touch!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Jesus' glove is soooo wonderful, soooo wonderful, soooo wonderful, Jesus' glove is soooo wonderful, ooooooooh wonderful glove.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Makin' glove out of nothin' at all

(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:18, archived)
# :D
its gone very very right imho! Like mine...


(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Wow, this is ace!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:02, archived)
# this is the best
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:04, archived)
# This is ace!
It's adams family thing on an acid trip :D
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Yeah, you went totally wrong there
Everyone knows that arm-tongued rockethandosaurus rexs favour revolvers over semi-automatic pistols.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Goddamn. Yes.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:09, archived)
# ULTIMATE BATTLE!
*places max bet on the dinohand*
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:12, archived)
# I wish my drawings went that wrong.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:22, archived)
# No image has ever contained more concentrated awesome.
All it needs is a fying unicorn holding a steak and we can all gouge out our eyes because there is nothing left in the world worth seeing after that.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:22, archived)
# That . . . Is Right !
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:27, archived)
# this made me laugh
you know what that means?

it means that I AM MENTAL!

:D
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 2:02, archived)
# sign of the times
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:54, archived)
# chop his hands off
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:55, archived)
# and put them in sandwiches
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:58, archived)
# handwiches
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:04, archived)
# tee hee hee
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:12, archived)
# Glandwiches
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Send him down the mines I say...
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:00, archived)
# The marmite mines.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:01, archived)
# do you either love them or hate them?
the marmite mines i mean
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:04, archived)
# I... wouldn't know, having not been there.
phew, I think I got away with that one
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:06, archived)
# they are not as well equipt as the bovril mines
but slightly less common
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:12, archived)
# That kid is actually 30
Judging from his voice.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:08, archived)
# This is clever stuff
Victorian street urchin (c.1880) turns into Bombsite Billy (c.1942) turns into World-Cup Willie (c.1966) turns into a right good for nothing.
Clickage
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Pleasure / Pain
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:51, archived)
# easy come, easy go
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:53, archived)
# addickted to being mean to little monkeys, more like!
This is great :)
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:55, archived)
# Fanks.
Monkey cruelty roolz!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Banana-glee!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:58, archived)
# it's the little things that makes
Verne Troyer happy. ;)
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Listen to me. Don't mess with monkeys ok?

(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Aww, so cute yet so scary
 
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Trippin' on the slippin' !
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Chris Crocker is sick of people photographing Ms. Spears naked


What seams?
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Hahahaha :D
Edit: who made that ROONERSPISMS!! LOL!!! picture?
Please post it as it makes me giggle :D
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:38, archived)
# it wasn't me, I had oonerspisms
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Ahh thanks all, but it's none of those, plus it'd take an age to find in the compo entries.
Assuming it was even an entry - it was a "piss-take of the competition" kind of image.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:53, archived)
# I'm slightly obsessed with them
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Must be in here
www.b3ta.com/challenge/spoonerisms/

Ooh, look, there's my first ever picture on the popular page of that challenge. Fancy that.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:49, archived)
# i miss duphrates
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:11, archived)
# SQUIDDLES!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:45, archived)
# yo
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Lean Britney Aloof!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:50, archived)
# Soon as she turns over a new one . . .
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:37, archived)
# stuverly luff
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 0:13, archived)
# gloves are for the win! ok?
*edit im drunk and i love you all you b3ta cunts
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:56, archived)
# What's glove got to do with this?

(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:58, archived)
# glove is in the air
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:02, archived)
# can't find me glove...
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Radar Glove.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Glove shack, baby glove shack!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Glove train.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Where did our glove go?
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Glove changes everything
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Give a little glove.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Glove really hurts without you
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:34, archived)
# I'd do anything for glove (but I won't do that).
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:34, archived)
# Glove her madly
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:35, archived)
# The power of glove.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:36, archived)
# Glove Buzz
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Groovy kind of glove.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Glove machine.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:44, archived)
# viva la glove.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Thug Glove
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:47, archived)
# Sweet Glove o' Mine.
Glovin' Touchin' Squeezin'
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:50, archived)
# I Feel Glove
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:56, archived)
# You've lost that gloving feeling
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:44, archived)
# A Big Hunk O' Glove
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:57, archived)
# I Glove College
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Glove Me Tender
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:39, archived)
# I don't know how to glove him
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:45, archived)
# TAKIN' BACK MY GLOVE!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:50, archived)
# Someone needs to post these here.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Part-time glover.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Faster Glove
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:40, archived)
# gloving on a prayer
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:44, archived)
# All is Full of Glove
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:46, archived)
# You're gonna have to face it.
You're addicted to glove.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:32, archived)
# In and out of glove
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:36, archived)
# Computer Camp Glove
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Lets make glove and listen to death from above.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:33, archived)
# The Look of Glove
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Glove will tear us apart
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:32, archived)
# (You're My One and Only) Trueglove
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:44, archived)
# glovecats
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Slave To Glove
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:48, archived)
# sewing the seeds of glove
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Dream Glover
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:47, archived)
# glove me do
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Punch Drunk Glove
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:52, archived)
# true glove waits
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:55, archived)
# Glove Lives On My Street
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:58, archived)
# glove, hate, glove
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:02, archived)
# sowing the seeds of glove...
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:13, archived)
# I'm all outta glove
I'm so lost without you.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Glove and Marriage
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Glovin' you is easy 'cause you're beautiful.
Da un da un dee aaaaah

AAAAAAAAAAAAaH
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:23, archived)
# how deep is you glove?
i really need to learn
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:28, archived)
# no glove, no love.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:01, archived)
# one glove
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:07, archived)
# one love!
 
No lonesome body, no lonesome song.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Love glove
No love glove no glove love.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:25, archived)
# you glove all us b3ta cunts? How lovely :-)
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:04, archived)
# glovely
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:17, archived)
# *high gloves*
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:19, archived)
# Gluvly !
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:06, archived)
# i glove this!
:D
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:41, archived)
# FEEL ALL MY GLOVE INSIDE
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:13, archived)
# :x
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:14, archived)
# dove from above
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:24, archived)
# OJ Simpson
gloves his wife
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:15, archived)
# and his e-mail password:
enter, slash, slash, backslash, escape
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:17, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:18, archived)
# *
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Pffft! Sweet :)
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Dude!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:23, archived)
# FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSS!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Whoa! Dude!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:34, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:45, archived)
# haha!
this is brilliant!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:14, archived)
# the ringo
is particularly excellent on this
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Sorry, brief TJ
I've been on holiday. Has the image challenge day changed?
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:27, archived)
# SMELL THE GLOVE
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:28, archived)
# ...
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:37, archived)
# They're often late.
I'm hoping my animal cruelty challenge wins
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post530289
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:28, archived)
# I think it should be more about if animal/human roles were reversed
Like animals beating people, people eating sharks, etc.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:32, archived)
# We do eat shark in NZ
Fish and chips is also known as shark and tatties.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:33, archived)
# I thought they were called fush and chups?
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:36, archived)
# that too
:P
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:39, archived)
# lacist
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:39, archived)
# They only do it for attention.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Good idea, why not post it?
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:33, archived)
# YES!!
I wanna see sheep fucking people!

...oh crap!

(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:34, archived)
# Why oh why
do I pay my licence fee.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:39, archived)
# I actually like this idea
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:40, archived)
# Yeah . . . they said they wanted fudge . . .
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:42, archived)
# 'wants fudge'
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:44, archived)
#
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:46, archived)
# and lo!
prayers go answered, a joyous occassion

:D
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:47, archived)
# FUDGE !
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:46, archived)
# hurrah!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Hahahahaha!!!
WHAT THE FUCK? :D
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:46, archived)
# You know you want some . . . FUDGE !
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:47, archived)
# I do
I want fudge so bad.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Don't fudge on the fudge . . . have some fudge !
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:54, archived)
# It's like there's a fudge party in my mouth and everyone's invited.
WRITER
I immersed myself in nature, subsisting only on my wits and whatever meager food I could forage.

PRODUCER
Yeah, well, that’s one way to put it. Another way is that you ran into the Sony cafeteria and began shoveling fudge bars into your mouth as fast as you could.

WRITER
Ah…fudge. Nature’s sweetest berry.

PRODUCER
I guess we should be grateful you ate the fudge so quickly that you started vomiting, otherwise you probably would’ve racked up an even higher tab. Which, I should point out, they’re still waiting for you to pay.

WRITER
And I should point out that, technically, I gave all that fudge back. I shall pay for nothing.

prequal.wordpress.com/2009/08/09/writing/
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:02, archived)
# That writer knows his fudge !
Good fudging . . .
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:14, archived)
# *fears*
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:47, archived)
# FUDGE FEAR !
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:48, archived)
# *fears fudge*
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:50, archived)
# haha
the one at the window gives me teh fear! *looks outside*
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:48, archived)
# He is the FUDGE !
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:49, archived)
# I would also like some fudge please.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:50, archived)
# FUDGE for everybody !
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:51, archived)
# and then we have to pack it into a box
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Good idea . . . what can fudge do for you . . .
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:04, archived)
# YA!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:09, archived)
# FUDGET !
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:12, archived)
# FUDGE!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:32, archived)
# ^this
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:36, archived)
# The FUDGE is on !
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:29, archived)
# everything seems to be in order here
no, wait. not that. the exact opposite.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:46, archived)
# The power of FUDGE is overwhelming !
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:30, archived)
# for no reason
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:30, archived)
# YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:33, archived)
# hahaha!
you have amplified my methadrone high! x
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:36, archived)
# haha
I liked the aspect of fight night round 3 that you could have the BK king in your corner!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:36, archived)
# hahahaha fuck!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Hahahaha
The "Come to daddy" granny and the Burger king!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Fair Strike !
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Hahaha
Wut?
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:43, archived)
# weeeeeee
:D the aphex burger plane
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:44, archived)
# the best reason of all.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:12, archived)
# ah hHAHAAAA!!!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:26, archived)
#
run run run run whoosh
run run run run whoosh
run run run run whoosh
run run run run whoosh
run run run run whoosh
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:30, archived)
# hahaha what
there is some amazing stuff on the board right now
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:47, archived)
# it's all gonna end in tears :`(
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:19, archived)
# POWERPILL...............................o..............................
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Pffft!
Pure silliness! :D
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Pffffft
hahaha
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:22, archived)
# My sister is trying to book a holiday to Samoa :-|
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:23, archived)
# hahahaha
too soon man! Too soon!!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:36, archived)
# by the time it got here it was only about sixteen inches.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:04, archived)
# i didn't know whether to be relieved or disappointed
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Jamaica?
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:37, archived)
# WADERCAT: FOREARMED
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:04, archived)
# hahaha fuck
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:50, archived)
# have a retro woo
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:23, archived)
# haha class
and thank ye ;)
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:24, archived)
# It's gotta hurt !
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:25, archived)
# BAM
right in the kisser
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:25, archived)
# lololol!!!!!
i fucking love b3ta *sobs
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:37, archived)
# TILT
 
that's woo
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:02, archived)
# what the christ is going on
hahaha
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Leave Britney alone!
Britney

EDIT: Thanks! :D :D
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:07, archived)
# hahaha
but typically I like a little head...
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:08, archived)
# No,
not by that picture anyway.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Haha. Excellent as per :)
I wonder if there's a name for this perversion of yours ...
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:10, archived)
# no :P
Many people call them Bratz, which I guess may be somewhat of an inspiration
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:13, archived)
# Hahaha! Oh God. I'm going to think of this every time I see those dolls or the adverts from now on :)
Which, now I come to think of it, isn't that often really.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:18, archived)
# heh heh
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:14, archived)
# You didn't . . . why should we . . .
the shoes make her !
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:17, archived)
# utter brilliance, as ever.
bravo sir
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:17, archived)
# most splendid
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Niiiice
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:24, archived)
# also: you should sue Ralph Lauren
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:33, archived)
# holy fuck, I think I threw up a little
 
JA, THIS COLLECTION IS VERY MUCH INSPIRED BY THE HOLOCAUST, WE ARE GOING FOR THE MALNOURISHED TEENAGE BOY LOOK THIS SEASON
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:03, archived)
# but that is a pretty sweet blog about which I had forgotten
 
so I thank you
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:14, archived)
# this was in one of the comment threads
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:25, archived)
# ha ha! He said "photorealistic"
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:23, archived)
# np
it was one I had neglected for many months, but now it's in the RSS drip feed oh yeah
*is addicted to the internet*
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Sweet Moses
That's terrible.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:11, archived)
# wow, that is bad -- pfft!
...not saying I could do better, but then I am not trying to get paid for my shit
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:27, archived)
# I daresay anyone could have done a lot better
by leaving it a-fucking-lone!

I love that blog. Sometimes it quite subtle, sometimes it's an insta-aargh.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:20, archived)
# woohoo
she's never looked so good :)
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Loan Britney a leaf.
woo!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:25, archived)
# ning peeps, now gimme my fuckin' money!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Pimp loris is pimpin'
:D
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 20:31, archived)
# fuckin' bitches ain't shit
:D
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Sorry for the Fred Jaque
But does anyone know who made this:
jasinclair.googlepages.com/BagpussKitten.jpg

It's not tagged and my memory is rubbish.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:02, archived)
# HappyToast
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:06, archived)
# also,
I have learned recently that a board search by filename -- especially a unique one, will lead you to the post.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:07, archived)
# Honestly,
that didn't occur to me. Thanks for the acerbic reply though.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:09, archived)
# seek therapy
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:11, archived)
# I saw them in 1995
I wasn't impressed.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:14, archived)
# acerbic?
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Search the filename and it will show up
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:07, archived)
# have you tried google?
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:30, archived)
#
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:33, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:38, archived)
# its very hard to get tired of that :)
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:54, archived)
# ZOMG silly predator left his flies open!!!

cock related pearoast
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 20:19, archived)
# reposting cunt
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 20:22, archived)
# reposting prick, is better description
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 20:41, archived)
# hahaha
I like this :)
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 20:28, archived)
#
i just replied to your other post and then that changed too..headspasmification.

ty tho! :)
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Yes sorry
it all got a bit confusing, didn't it?!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 20:36, archived)
# indid!
but dont worry, i'm still a reposting cunt. there are some things you can rely on.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 20:40, archived)
# and I see it's in your profile too for good measure
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:06, archived)
# The first thing that entered my head when I read this BBC news story:
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 20:18, archived)
# James May's a legend :D

the dozy git
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 20:23, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 20:30, archived)
# "Oh cock!",
surely the finest two-word phrase in the entire English language?
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:00, archived)
# A brimp with a Reliant Robin unnerneaf!
*clicks*
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:12, archived)
# nicely
and i'm only an hour late
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Hahahaha! Worth waiting for :D
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:21, archived)
# I think there is nothing in the world I want more than to own a blimp.
I would settle for a dirigible though.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Cardington?
such a disaster so near to home - and this is the first I hear of it
outrageous
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:10, archived)
# .
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 19:58, archived)
# What a spiffing fellow
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 20:02, archived)
# What a maven raven!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 20:03, archived)
# may i stroke him?
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 20:05, archived)
# wonderful
:D

(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Very well suited !
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 20:09, archived)
# I say!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 20:24, archived)
# this is the most splendid thing
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:10, archived)
# DUNCAN, MY EYES!
MY EYES!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 19:50, archived)
# O.O
that is many shades of disturbing.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Oh. You were supposed to find it deeply moving and tragic.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 19:58, archived)
# I remember the paintball episode
was it wrong of me to laugh? ;)
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 20:01, archived)
# YES, IT IS VERY WRONG OF YOU!
A young man tragically and bizarrely lost the sight in both eyes at the same time and was forced to spend the rest of his life being pushed around in a wheelchair by Dec out of Ant and Dec, despite there being nothing obviously wrong with his legs.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 20:04, archived)
# also dec used to get into ants mussus in front of him
and ant used to sit there wondering what was going on. arf
EDIT: missus *
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 20:14, archived)
# is it on youtube???
please tell me it is!!!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Probably
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Yes
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 20:16, archived)
# hahahahha
HE CANNY SEE!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Gives the term "Byker" a whole new meaning
"I want to byker that nice lady behind the bike shed" for example

Possibly "Bykaki"
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 19:51, archived)
# This is what I always assumed Byker meant.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 19:54, archived)
# :(
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 19:52, archived)
#
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(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 20:06, archived)
# this is why they call him SUPER mario
hehe
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 20:07, archived)
#
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 20:09, archived)
# COCK RUSH!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 20:11, archived)
#
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 20:13, archived)
# wheres the source video
to this?
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 20:14, archived)
# i got it on youtube a few months ago, dunno if its still on it though
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 20:18, archived)
# I remember that one
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Fucking epic!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 20:18, archived)
# strummin' her pain with her finger....
haha
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 20:20, archived)
# LO-FUCKING-L
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 19:53, archived)
# is it the gay shift already?
nice work, but i feel like my eyes have been raped.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Thanks to the gross over-commercialisation of gayshift by the retail sector gayshift has been getting earlier and earlier each year.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 20:02, archived)
#

(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 20:05, archived)
#
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(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 20:07, archived)
#
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 20:10, archived)
# LOL!
i hate that cunt
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 20:11, archived)
#
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 20:13, archived)
# HAHAH!!!
legendary!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Hahaha
I want one now
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 20:17, archived)
# the gay shift is in merger with the day shift, so it will all be called the g'day shift soon
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 20:05, archived)
#
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(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 20:04, archived)
# I do have to say
that looks fucking delicious.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 20:05, archived)
# hahahahah
that's fucking awesome
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:46, archived)
# hahah BJ and Spunkan
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 20:13, archived)
# haha fuck!
no more cream eggs for me!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 20:19, archived)
#
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 20:08, archived)
#
holy. fucking. shit
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 21:43, archived)
# When I'm not drawing boobs, I'm drawing mystical characters
The same one from yesterday, the "Meduser Stare". Why? Because if he takes his helmet off and makes eye contact, the victim goes into a coma.


Click for bigger (330 kb)

Not quite stone transforming, but the look's the weapon.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 19:45, archived)
# Cock helmet.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Don't tempt him
He might have a cock of epic power under the helmet.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 19:47, archived)
# No need to be like that.
I'm sure they've done their best.
{;-)
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Hey, any problem you have with cock helmets is entirely your own.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Did he already take his helmet off to Morrisey's girlfriend
and made him rich whining about it in song!
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 19:49, archived)
# these are great
:)
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 20:09, archived)
#
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(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 19:36, archived)
# His ophthalmologist done him wrong . . .
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 19:41, archived)

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