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Fr. Creepy Bollocks, nrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrghhhhh!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 9:51, archived)

bloody hell!

there are lots of pensioners in the that congregation ya know: lots of dicky tickers...

also:woo

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 9:56, archived)

Bruce Forsythes funeral was a more lively event than expected.

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 9:56, archived)

On the left, near the altar...

Is that Domo-kun in profile?

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:06, archived)

lol

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:16, archived)

I thought the exact same thing!

Domo pareidolia, he has shown himself to us in his true form etc.

(Quirkafleeg We must perform one, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:31, archived)

The "Royal Mandelson" takes to the air...

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 9:43, archived)

Wrong!

He does this with shit AND piss.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 9:45, archived)

damnit

I think the turd is in a brown paper bag in his left hand
out of shot

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 9:48, archived)

It's all locally sourced produce, coming straight from the excrement factory that is the Big Brother house

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 9:51, archived)

otherwise known as the 'House of Commons'

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 9:56, archived)

There too

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 9:56, archived)

Next election:

all MPs must compete in the Crystal Maze, if they don't win then they lose their seat in the commons.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 9:57, archived)

MANDY PISS BOMB

live tonight at the Bierkeller, featuring the Graf von Schwabing on bandoneon

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 9:46, archived)

ha!

Mandy Piss Bomb should be the name of a pop band.

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 9:47, archived)

Finally my Human Piss x 1L had arrived!

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 9:46, archived)

apparently these guys can help you out

o_O

www.ureasample.com/

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 9:49, archived)

pfft Urea!

I'm not clicking that at work.

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 9:54, archived)

it seems legit

"Welcome to the most reliable source of clean human urine samples and complete substitution kits. We are confident that with our kits maintaining your privacy or ensuring the accuracy of a urine test can be done easily and affordably."

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:00, archived)

Hahahha!

Your one stop shop for all your urine needs.

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:03, archived)

I for one bow before our new labour overlords

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 9:54, archived)

although not for much longer. A different tang of piss-rain is gonna fall...

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 9:59, archived)

Cameron Juice!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:03, archived)

hahaha

rad :)

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:04, archived)

ta :)

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:43, archived)

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 9:36, archived)

Bill and Sian?

you'd better have not shopped Susanna Reid or the one with glasses!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 9:37, archived)

Well I couldn't help but think Bassett Hound when I saw him yesterday.

Don't think I found a suitable breed for his co-host.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 9:38, archived)

yeh he is a bit

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 9:42, archived)

id fuck sian till no end i tell you, not as a dog though.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 9:55, archived)

lol!!!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:08, archived)

hahahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:14, archived)

Gaudy, charmless filth. I don't want it in my house. Little Mole seems to love it and people keep buying it for him. Gah!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 9:34, archived)

Buy him books with the original drawings in them.

And drill it into him that they're better. It's a parent's responsibility to mould their children.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 9:36, archived)

He's already got the originals and I try my best....

...but there's something about Disney that he's really attracted to. Especially the books with batteries. Aaaarrrgghhhh!!!!!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 9:40, archived)

oooh... colours!!!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 9:44, archived)

It's the saccharin-coated glossy oversaturated CGI of it all

I'm sure when you was a little mole such things would have appealed to you too. Disney have been around for years and all their cartoons were to a very high standard pumped out by the slave-workforce of artists churning out sickly sweetness to disguise the sickening idealism at the root of it. We look back at Winnie the Pooh in all it's simplicity but as a kid there is no nostaglia there so unfortunately the shiny news things get their attention. Little Mole will grow to love the original books you gave him :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:10, archived)

This is his favourite book at the moment: The Story of the Little Mole Who Knew it Was None of His Business

We make the poo noises together and he giggles like a loon!
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:18, archived)

haha he's a well balanced little mole then

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:23, archived)

my daughter loves all the old Hans Christian Anderson stuff

as well as modern guff like Barbie stories.

The HCA stuff is really disturbing if you look too deeply at them. The Little Matchstick Girl is especially dark.

The modern Barbie and some Disney stories are utter, UTTER guff. Totaly made up to fit a product or a film

I'm glad she doesn't like Winnie the Pooh though. It is dreadful!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 9:39, archived)

Edmund Dulac?

Brilliant.
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 9:45, archived)

modern reprints in a compendium

so not the original illustrations unfortuntely

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 9:48, archived)

I remember reading somewhere

that Dickens had met Hans Christian Anderson and partly based Uriah Heep on him

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fuscous, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:00, archived)

Although Disney's version of the Little Match Girl

(I think it's on The Little Mermaid Special Edition DVD) is one of the most tragic bits of film ever - right there with Grave of the Fireflies. Seriously, it'll screw your kids up good and proper.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:03, archived)

hmm, I know what you mean

My lad has Disney Pooh pictures on his wall in frames, but pride of place is an original EH Shepherd Framed line drawing next to his light switch.

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 9:46, archived)

Sorry to hear about your pussy cat.

Sad news....

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:06, archived)

Sad days indeed

and a woo

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lord bofingham, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 9:52, archived)

Hold on to your principles!

My boys have never liked NeoPooh. It has never been aloud in my house and no one has been harmed in the process!

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jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:34, archived)

'ning.

Click for bigger (233 kb)

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doog Don't read this., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 9:11, archived)

Nicely

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 9:14, archived)

thang yoo

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doog Don't read this., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 9:23, archived)

that's brilliant!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 9:18, archived)

*blush*

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doog Don't read this., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 9:23, archived)

it is though

His presence acted as a check upon the experimental tendencies of the more effervescent of his subjects.
Hello, i am Hannah Hawn

Try it for good luck

One word, just one, for gods sake. But, fortunately for her, she felt her eyes growing misty, she saw nothing clearly, her pulse beat a hundred to the minute, and the blood throbbed at her heart.

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 9:34, archived)

hahahahaha! Ace work :D

nings everyone

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 9:26, archived)

tank.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 9:26, archived)

fish

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 9:26, archived)

finger

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 9:26, archived)

mouse

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 9:31, archived)

mat

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 9:33, archived)

door

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 9:34, archived)

Mornington Crescent!

(Mr._Pickles, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 12:16, archived)

Hahaha! Wonderful.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 9:35, archived)

oooo nice, have a click

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 9:58, archived)

oh hell fucking yes!!!!!

*clicks

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:08, archived)

Most woosome!

A woo to you sir!

My folks always used to refer to him as "Thomas the Tank" and this was the kind of image it always brought to mind :D

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betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 18:32, archived)

What's that? Oh it's a tank.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 6:42, archived)

Going to need one hell of a big tennis racket!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 6:44, archived)

After working on this for several hours all I can see is a penis standing to attention.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 6:48, archived)

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autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 7:01, archived)

Hahahahaha

Now this is what I like to see!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 7:05, archived)

HAHAHA

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 7:38, archived)

He'll have someone's eye out in a minute

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 8:10, archived)

Hahaha!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 7:07, archived)

the one eyed purple trouser dinosaur.

it's graping my squildo.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 7:51, archived)

Well,

everyone deserves a break sometime.

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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 8:51, archived)

good morning :D

:DD

(herman:D, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 6:45, archived)

he deserves a pat on the head

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 6:53, archived)

He hasn't been the same since he went TO SEA!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 6:55, archived)

Wynn McWin from Winchester

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doog Don't read this., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 9:22, archived)

this is winning piles of win

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arrangedletters, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 6:59, archived)

Thank you :)

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 6:59, archived)

THAT'S GRAVITY, BITCH

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 7:04, archived)

AND THIS TIME IT AIN'T NO PUSSY ASS APPLE A'FALLIN!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 7:10, archived)

he just killed the last sphynx.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 7:20, archived)

This is giving me a Mu-gasm

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 7:53, archived)

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jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 9:12, archived)

:D for impending doom!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 9:13, archived)

Stare Away!!

(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 2:18, archived)

Oh boy.

I do love Malkovich.

This made me titter.

(Bretty, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 2:29, archived)

teh internets are recursing

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 2:37, archived)

then I

re-curse them.

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Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 2:39, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9777865

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 2:46, archived)

Now THAT's recursion!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 3:03, archived)

i would stare at john malkovich

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d d, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 2:44, archived)

malkovich malkovich malkovich?

malkovich malkovich malkovich malkovich malkovich!
malkovich malkovich, malkovich.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 2:45, archived)

fuck

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d d, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 2:55, archived)

oh shit, i've just realised who you are.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 2:57, archived)

shit

it's the doctor! run!

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 2:59, archived)

Wasn't that line from the original script of "Rout of the Cybermen"?

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 3:03, archived)

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autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 6:16, archived)

FUCK!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 6:22, archived)

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autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 6:30, archived)

'Ello! Don't have something based on your stuff yet.

But I'd bet this recycled Doc/captain freedom will suit your tastes.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 6:37, archived)

thanks i love him and he loves me and someday we'll be together nude in a field of poppies

SHUTUP IM NOT GAY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i touched myself

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autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 6:47, archived)

I'm backlogged on doing more things with his and other things. Like, I hadn't posted this one yet.

Don't know if there is a line to cross with these. I've still not explored all the
permutations with these oldes. I'm sure there are more depths of evil to mine.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 7:06, archived)

Understated.

And that's why I love these :)

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 7:55, archived)

have i missed something here?

when did Clooney, Bridges, McGregor and Spacey cover Queen's classic "I Want It All"?

And who is being the gay one?

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 2:44, archived)

Well, everything else has been done

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An Egg ,D, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 2:48, archived)

see also in case they've not been done.....

stoats, Croats, moats, votes, notes, toaps.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 2:51, archived)

I'm working on moats

but from a slightly different angle.

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An Egg ,D, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 2:52, archived)

^_^

hurrah for that

Always happy to see a moat. and a boat. and a stoat in a coat.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 2:53, archived)

Promoting the vote, with a note that they wrote?

Edit: looks like we added that at the same time

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An Egg ,D, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 2:58, archived)

in a handwritten note!

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 3:02, archived)

Something like this

I did it in a bit of a hurry, just now.

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An Egg ,D, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 3:14, archived)

aha, i see what you did there.

fuck, its 3:21 my time, i got work at 8. bye.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 3:22, archived)

Have fun.

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An Egg ,D, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 3:22, archived)

And once those are done,

We can move on to the other words

/finally getting around to posting after longterm lurkage with dire toap

(Quirkafleeg We must perform one, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 9:22, archived)

STOP STARING AT MY FUCKING TITS, YOU FUCKS!

by which I mean.. woo?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 3:50, archived)

Hello NZ

Good afternoon

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Lord Gnome, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 4:29, archived)

HELLO HAVE ANOTHER COFFEE DRINK SOME COFFEE YEAH YEAH FUCK YEAH

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 4:44, archived)

Au Cement, gato, neko, kitty.

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 5:22, archived)

ahhhahhhhahhh that works really well

especially since the transparent tone is set to a bright green.

"MY EYES ARE FUCKING SPIKES MAN"

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 5:26, archived)

I appreciate your encouragement, but the source is better by far.

And Halloween was two days ago. Your art captures intense moments, I like that.

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 6:01, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 5:00, archived)

WHY, JUST YOUR BEAUTIFUL BLUE NIPPLES MY DEAR

..shit

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 5:06, archived)

The place of the nude in the history of TART!

Call-girl ... I'm sorry. I'll start again.
...
BUM... Oh what a giveaway.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 5:17, archived)

but it's my only line!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 5:24, archived)

4th wall breached by a pair of tits.

Film at 11:00. She's got two there, actually. Lines! Which might
have been a minimum for getting next level of pay or something.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 6:06, archived)

There must be a "Men who stare at Goats.ex" version of this about

Where's the good one so I don't waste any time making a 2nd rate version.

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Lord Gnome, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 4:31, archived)

I think this is the best so far

www.b3ta.com/board/9752733

and possibly the first?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 4:53, archived)

Thanks.

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An Egg ,D, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:47, archived)

I'm assuming

The Men Who Stare at Goatse has already been done?

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 9:13, archived)

fat elvis

having lunch

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 1:34, archived)

It's coming along nicely!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 1:34, archived)

Yay!

Looking good.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 1:40, archived)

Oh Wowsers!

This is ace! But the console should be a big Golden Arches shape ;)

The burger looks stunning!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 1:45, archived)

Yay for

Milliput! Top marks for the modellin' skilz too.

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Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 2:02, archived)

Still reminds me of Yngwie Malmsteen

although not sure why ¬_¬

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Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 2:24, archived)

Tortelvis!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=16LI4TUucW4

this is coming along nicely

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 3:32, archived)

Lovely modelling, especially the cheeseburger which is a nice touch

Are you a designer by trade?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:16, archived)

i used to scratch a living from art of one sort or another for years

but now i have a crappy job.

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 10:59, archived)

Cougars are so sexy

(The Prince formerly known as Artist is feeling upsidedownsey, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:49, archived)

this looks scarily like

some old bloke who lived near me called curly. he always had that white foam in the corners of his mouth and walked the streets, winter or summer, with his shirt wide open, whilst punching himself in the chest and shouting "the one!"

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:54, archived)

I knew someone like that

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LS18, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 1:13, archived)

Gary Glitter at the age of 70

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 1:17, archived)

G'night!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:57, archived)

it's goodnight from him

and it's goodnight from me.
goodnight!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 1:08, archived)

Smash Monkey
Good night

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 1:14, archived)

The night is young here in Canada

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 1:19, archived)

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:46, archived)

Heheh, now animate it so they're fighting over it.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:47, archived)

i'm just waiting for prince philip to run over

and yell "give up the gun, darkie!"

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:48, archived)

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:51, archived)

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:54, archived)

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 1:07, archived)

hahaha

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 1:19, archived)

hahaha!

the poster child for inbreeding

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:55, archived)

well

he's probably the least in-bred of the lot of them

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4Q just lurking, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 1:03, archived)

good point, well made

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 1:08, archived)

Nope, I give up

But I always have been crap at spot the difference.

(nd1001 slamdunked my funk, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:59, archived)

Well she does need some kind of defence

against the sniper who is aiming at her head....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 1:51, archived)

apologies: The only documented case

of a Laplander actually landing on his lap

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LS18, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:20, archived)

you're only hurting yourself with this rambunctious behaviour

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:41, archived)

that's my job ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:45, archived)

...furthermore

*SPANG*

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:45, archived)

SPANG!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:46, archived)

oh shit, is this nearly done?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:48, archived)

This is just the opening.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:51, archived)

OMG

I really hope Im here to witness it :)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:52, archived)

It'll likely take a few days if I keep this level of effort up.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:55, archived)

Then I may not be here :(

I have plans for wed,thurs and friday night.

I'll come up on my friends thing anyway

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:56, archived)

It's a flaming wrap!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:49, archived)

POPCORN!

(The Prince formerly known as Artist is feeling upsidedownsey, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:51, archived)

Cannot unsee.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:54, archived)

aerial view of the ghostbusters capturing a turd?

:D j/k

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:55, archived)

:D for the ghostbusters

D: for the turd

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:58, archived)

same day shredded

(Mr Chicken, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:20, archived)

That's what happens anyway, isn't it?

(nd1001 slamdunked my funk, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 1:01, archived)

Have one of these

sorry if it's bindun...

(oursoul, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:08, archived)

WOO!

HUGE rush of childhood nostalgia!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:09, archived)

Same here,

I used to love that Bodzilla & Bodzukie cartoon.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:11, archived)

The music used to do it for me

what happened to Derek Griffiths?

(oursoul, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:12, archived)

he moved to sweden

and married a cactus

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:14, archived)

wtf was bod?

i never worked that one out

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:14, archived)

Paedo fodder

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:19, archived)

ah, right

hence the short yellow dress

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:21, archived)

A cartoon?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:27, archived)

i suppose it was

thank you for clarifying that.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:30, archived)

hahahaha

ALSO WANT

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:11, archived)

Every time you do that I die a little inside.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:12, archived)

Im sorry mu

You showed me dinosaurs on redbubble, you've opened a world of pain.

You must admit, there are some pretty awesome dino shirts out there

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:13, archived)

Yeah there are... I'll have to try harder.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:14, archived)

I really think I'll get this one tho

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:15, archived)

A fine choice.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:17, archived)

I would like that without the stupid shapes behind it.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:12, archived)

did you know frasier spelled backwards is reisarf

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autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:15, archived)

This is unrelated to this thread!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:17, archived)

Did you know

that Frasier is related to everything in the universe because he is the avatar of the supreme one god and niles crane is like jesus and daphne is like mother mary and marty crane is like moses and

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autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:21, archived)

I don't like that you insist on besmirching

the good name of Dr Frasier Crane.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:22, archived)

one time

he became the janitor just to win back diane!

i mean, come on.

(schnurricane forgot his password, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:29, archived)

I really want this one!

It's the best Dino t-shirt on the market!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:13, archived)

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:14, archived)

i'll stick with my evil dead t-shirt

i was never keen on raves

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:13, archived)

: D

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McBadger COW, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:14, archived)

I wish I didn't have money which I could probably spend on about 100 dino shirts right now :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:14, archived)

THIS

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:15, archived)

I didnt like that one

And Im sorry arsehole for jacking your thread like this

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:16, archived)

I like the idea

not the execution.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:18, archived)

This?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:22, archived)

I like

Edit: I'm going to make one that says: Noah is a bastard.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:25, archived)

The thesarus expression is spot on

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:28, archived)

Like this one?

www.redbubble.com/people/reeceward/t-shirts/3983068-1-missed-the-boat

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:34, archived)

No, it's going to say:

NOAH IS A BASTARD.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:36, archived)

Dinosaurs conduct electricity

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:38, archived)

Scribble

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:42, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Have you looked through the other shit in her channel?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:47, archived)

Hahahaha how can she justify 20quid for that!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:48, archived)

It's fucking graet!

I want one.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:50, archived)

Perfect

If you want to look like you've been attacked by a gang of toddlers with felt-tip pens.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:50, archived)

I want more reduced price quizzical dino shirts :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:53, archived)

oh come on they're by her kid okay?

www.redbubble.com/people/vaguelyspecific/t-shirts/3774917-1-five-legs

look this one even has the Cockweasle-approved five legs!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 5:09, archived)

Ha ha ha!

That is fucking ace :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:16, archived)

HE HAS FLID ARMS WHERE HIS NIPPLES SHOULD BE!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:16, archived)

This is good, especially in the darker green.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:17, archived)

Shayzabyawdee!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:58, archived)

is that dobby's mum?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:01, archived)

haha

^this

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:02, archived)

It's Putins sister

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:03, archived)

those russians are ugly

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:04, archived)

In communist Russia ugly russians you!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:06, archived)

does it?

i shall steer clear of communist russia, then

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:07, archived)

miserable bunch too

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:07, archived)

i don't blame them

i believe it's a bit cold there

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:08, archived)

I have seen quite a bit of porn that disagrees with you.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:08, archived)

airbrushed

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:09, archived)

It's very hard to airbrush amatuer videos.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:10, archived)

if you could ask a cat ONE question,

which cat would you ask?

(schnurricane forgot his password, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:11, archived)

I'd ask a tiger if its stripes were washing machine safe

then run like fuck.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:14, archived)

on halloween

at about 3 in the morning i told a couple of cops outside a bar that their costumes were really convincing, and then asked if i was the first person to tell them that.

they didn't think either part was funny.

they were actually... really unpleasant.

(schnurricane forgot his password, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:16, archived)

I saw I guy dressed up in a black outfit

who could have been anything really. I asked him if he was 'evil Link' from Zelda. He said 'Yeah' in a tone that suggested how stupid and geeky he felt.
Worse than that, I knew who he was dressed as. I think I felt more ashamed.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:24, archived)

haha!

it's okay, i was classified ads.

(schnurricane forgot his password, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:26, archived)

Come again.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:37, archived)

Hey dude,

you should buy a WiFi T-shirt ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:28, archived)

I should, but I'm not gonna.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:36, archived)

why should he feel stupid and geeky?

some of the Zelda games are pure win

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:29, archived)

Because he was Evil Link on Halloween

and only I knew who he was dressed up as.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:34, archived)

then surely it should be you feeling geeky

if anyone asked him who he was, he could always say he was a ninja

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:38, archived)

Did you read my post at all?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:43, archived)

yes

but obviously i wasn't paying attention. i'm feeling a bit spaced tonight.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:45, archived)

Don't sweat it as that Yanks say.

Think I'm heading bedwards now. G'night!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:56, archived)

i'm off myself in a bit

g'night

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:58, archived)

you airbrush the screen

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:17, archived)

You're obviously confusing not ugly

with willing to do anything, if the money's right.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:10, archived)

I can't click your link.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:11, archived)

Really? It leads to hot russian porn. Of exactly the type that you like, whatever that is, coincidentally.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:16, archived)

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:21, archived)

this may well be the case

but if they're so willing to sell themselves, they're ugly on the inside
*rides off on high horse*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:16, archived)

Pffft!

Just what I was thinking!

(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:03, archived)

4rf!

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McBadger COW, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:05, archived)

Dobby from peep show or harry potter?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:10, archived)

harry potter

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:18, archived)

pucker up

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McBadger COW, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:49, archived)

LIME LIME LIME!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:49, archived)

Why the hell did I just pootle "Craig David" if we've already moved on to limes?

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zoldergoose, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:57, archived)

Ha ha ha!

He has a 2 foot long neck :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:58, archived)

The only source picture I could find of him looking sideways was that so I thought fuck it he can look shit & stupid

The unhelpful bastard.

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zoldergoose, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:01, archived)

ROTATE THE HEAD!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:02, archived)

boom.

(schnurricane forgot his password, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:04, archived)

But then he'd be mysteriously emerging head first from behind them.

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zoldergoose, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:05, archived)

Free transform!

lets you pick the angle

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:08, archived)

Haha yeah, I'm not a total dipshit.

I could have put him at an angle where most of him was hidden but I chose instead to give him a two foot fucking neck. I also drew on the top of his hat. Fucking make it your desktop background now.

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zoldergoose, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:12, archived)

hahaha

(schnurricane forgot his password, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:14, archived)

Ya know,

the more I look at your picture, the more I ABSOLUTELY FUCKING HATE IT!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:15, archived)

OH GOD, WANTS

and this one

and maybe this

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:59, archived)

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:01, archived)

I love the last one

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:01, archived)

Yes, I like the middle one aswell

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:02, archived)

i want the first one!

damn sheep, being all fluffy and whatnot

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:03, archived)

the middle one is fab

while we're here, WAAANT

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McBadger COW, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:03, archived)

Heh. That's quite a lot cheaper than it used to be.

A ThinkGeek classic that.

I liked their "I'm in ur [blank] [blanking] your [blank]" which came with a wipe-offable marker pen.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:05, archived)

One of my mates has one of them

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:05, archived)

does it work, or is it just a random lcd type thing?

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McBadger COW, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:07, archived)

I dunno, I havent seen him wear it

But he was saying he has one.
I think they do work, can't be that hard to make a washproof wifi adaptor

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:07, archived)

yes, but i don't imagine them working for very long.

the only times i've ever seen someone wearing a t-shirt with a thing inside of it that was supposed to do something, the thing didn't do that thing anymore.

(schnurricane forgot his password, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:22, archived)

Fuck no,

just fucking no. There's being a geek, then there's being a luminated flashing geek.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:07, archived)

I thought this.

Especially when I saw the "People who bought this also bought these" part.

A razor? Yeah, like anyone who owns one of them has entered puberty ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:10, archived)

hahaha

'Burn'

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:13, archived)

:) IS IT TIME TO RELIME?

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:00, archived)

LIME LIME LIME LIME LIME!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:49, archived)

LIME LIME LIME LIME LIME LIME LIME LIME

LIME.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:51, archived)

LIME LIME IN LIME LIME AT LIME

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:51, archived)

lovin' the lime

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:52, archived)

hurrah! I've got love for you if you're a sexy citrus fruit

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McBadger COW, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:53, archived)

that is clearly an orange

not a lemon

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:54, archived)

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:58, archived)

HA HA HA HA HA!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:59, archived)

Hahah, oh dear.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:01, archived)

they are giving him

the quick feel, upstairs and downstairs, of life

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:04, archived)

awww!

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McBadger COW, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:04, archived)

To be honest,

even the original is quite awwwwww! ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:06, archived)

haohchristhahaha

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:08, archived)

the question is raised

how long were you staring at that picture and why did you search for it :OOOOO

*mortified*

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FIEND, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:09, archived)

Search for it?

DUDE! That's a Lemon Party!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:10, archived)

LEMON PARTY!

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:15, archived)

YEAH!

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 2:37, archived)

Lmao

nice try but the original is burned into my mind :(

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thyrf as in turf, but not, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:32, archived)

AAAAAAAAAHHHHAHHHHHHHAHHHHHAHHHAHHHHAHHHH

fucking brilliant
I had not seen this one before

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 3:59, archived)

THE LEMON HAS LEGS!!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:00, archived)

+ Cor this animation is going to take me days.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:53, archived)

LIME LIME LIME LIME LIME LIME LIME LIME LIME?

LEMON!

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:51, archived)

I fucking LOVE limes...

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..wil, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:52, archived)

phwooar

this is going into my special folder for quiet lonely nights

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McBadger COW, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:53, archived)

Giggle

That made me giggle lots

(Tigs30, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 5:19, archived)

you are the walrus

coo coo ca choo, for you walrusman

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FIEND, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:39, archived)

hell yes :D

that's pretty much awesome right there
cheers

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:42, archived)

Word.

There was lots of this kind of artwork in the film we went to see tonight. "Harry Brown".

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:43, archived)

but, I am a cucumber.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:46, archived)

Fuck Yeah!

Anyone know any t-shirt shops based in the uk where I could find this: www.crazydogtshirts.com/servlet/the-1000/never-forget-dinosaur-t/Detail

Google search doesnt seem to be helping :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:49, archived)

cant you ask

the website? see if they have a system to send money,

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FIEND, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:54, archived)

Yeah, but it's american, if I can find it here it'll be less on shipping and maybe a bit less aswell, I dunno

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:56, archived)

Buy

this one instead :D

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:55, archived)

Haha, Im not paying 15 for it :P

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:57, archived)

I'll put it down to base price if you like ;)

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:58, archived)

I can't do anything about the 7p.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:59, archived)

Im sorry Mu, I dont think I can purchase your t-shirt :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:02, archived)

Damn that 7p!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:03, archived)

Not quizzical enough!

Unlike this one. All the cool people wear this design.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:58, archived)

I got one of them for a fiver ;)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:00, archived)

That idea is plagiarised anyway!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:59, archived)

I feel compelled to join in

but I'm somewhat lacking in skills and resources.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:54, archived)

¡MARGARITAS!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:17, archived)

LIMES!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:19, archived)

Obligatory post

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:21, archived)

I like this!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:23, archived)

especially if he gets some in his eye

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:23, archived)

pfft

i chuckled

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4Q just lurking, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:25, archived)

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:27, archived)

Arf!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:28, archived)

You've got to be HIV-positive!

"Cartman! What part of this situation is funny?" "Well, don't be HIV-negative, Kyle..."

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:35, archived)

Ah, the old ones are the old ones :)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:50, archived)

I started drawing my favourite character from my favourite TV show for your hit blog.

It may take a while though.

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zoldergoose, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:21, archived)

This pleases me greatly!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:23, archived)

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LS18, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:26, archived)

did you know

In the Hit TV Show Frasier's episode 6.01 titled "Good Grief" Frasier played by critically acclaimed actor Kelsey Grammer tells Daphne he needs a very sturdy lemon-zester, some more music paper, some potting soil and an easel?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!!?!?!11111one eleventy one

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autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:26, archived)

You don't know ANYTHING about the Hit TV Show Frasier!

You need to read my blog!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:27, archived)

is that the one where he paints her naked like in the hit movie titanic?

or was that a dream

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:27, archived)

DId you know that Jane Leeves, who played Daphne in the Hit TV Show Frasier

was in an episode of the Hit TV Show Murder She Wrote? I didn't until I saw said episode on the gogglebox the other day!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:29, archived)

Lots of now famous actors were in MSW.

* WIKI-ATTACK*

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Murder,_She_Wrote_guest_stars

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:36, archived)

This is true.

But Jane Leeves is the only star of the Hit TV Show Frasier who did!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:39, archived)

But, but!

René Auberjonois!
Mark Lindsay Chapman!!
Courteney Cox!!!
Martin Landau!!!!
Kate Mulgrew!!!!!
Joaquin Phoenix!!!!
Mickey Rooney!!!!!!
Tom Selleck!!!!!!!
Kevin Sorbo!!!!!!!!
George Takei!!!!!!!!
Adam West!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:43, archived)

Did you know that Peri Gilpin,

who played Ros on the Hit TV Show Frasier was originally intended to play the character of Phoebe, who was played by Lisa Kudrow, on the Hit TV Show Friends? They only swapped parts following a chance encounter between the respective producers of the shows? Also, Peri Gilpin had played a small part in the Hit TV Show Cheers!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:46, archived)

To be fair, I neither knew, nor cared. But still.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:49, archived)

Knowledge = Power!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:50, archived)

I DON'T CARE!!!

please, for the love of god and the sake of my sanity, stop this shit NOW!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:44, archived)

I didn't start it.

Or shoudl I day,

Wah wah wah! People are talking about something I have no interest in! Wah Wah Wah!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:47, archived)

it's not that i have no interest

i love frasier, it's a great show, but this crap has been going on for 2 days and it's draining my will to live.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:50, archived)

If you're really bothered, just

hit ignore.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:52, archived)

no! i'm too nosy!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:53, archived)

Stop your bitching and moaning then.

You're worse than that grump Frasier from the Hit TV Show Frasier.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:54, archived)

he may be a grump

but his brother is cute

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:56, archived)

He is also bumgay.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:00, archived)

i know.

pity.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:05, archived)

did you know

In the Hit Movie 'Space Marines' the lead character is named Colonel Frasier which is the same name as the lead character Frasier played in the Hit Tv Show Frasier and that people are already giving Frasier reviews at www.frasieronline.co.uk/ but don't be discouraged Frasier your reviews are better Frasier I like your blog Frasier Frasier Frasier?????

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autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:38, archived)

Those reviews are fucking shit!

Simply because they have said that The Matchmakes is the best episode of the Hit TV Show Frasier ever and it's not! I bet they're American. Wankers!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:41, archived)

Their web server is hosted by a site in Zimbabwe

Where everyone knows Frasier's fame is only paralleled to that of David Hasselhoff's in Germany. Meanwhile David Hasselhoff was the star of the Hit TV Show Knight Rider.

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autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:44, archived)

Also, you clearly haven't read my blog.

I have never reviewed the Hit TV Show Frasier on my blog!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:41, archived)

i had a dream last night

and this is real (in the sense that i actually had the dream)

that arnold schwarzenegger was the captain of some kind of huge ship, i think maybe a space ship, and he was in maybe the lounge or control room, sitting in a chair, and he had an assistant, a woman in an apron, who was picking up giant ants, almost as big as she was, and placing them into a shrinking machine. and inside the shrinking machine was a miniature version of the same assistant, who was picking up the now regular ant-sized giant ants and putting them into a long, thin, clear tube, which curled around and around out into the room and into arnold schwarzenegger's mouth, where he ate them by the thousands. the tube was absolutely packed with shrunken gigantic ants, and his favorites were the red ones, because they had a mildly pleasant hallucinogenic quality. then, suddenly, it was me eating the ants out of the tube, and i started choking and vomiting ants, and they were all crawling around in my mouth, and i looked out at how many ants were still coming through the tube, and one of the assistants said, "about 80% of the rest of the ants are red ones!"

one of the most awful dreams i've ever had.

(schnurricane forgot his password, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:42, archived)

What the fuck?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:44, archived)

i know

usually i forget most of my dreams right away, but this one is completely sticking with me. i can still see the assistants, and the tube. and the ANTS!

i think it might be the strangest dream i've ever had. and i've had a lot of really weird ones.

(schnurricane forgot his password, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:49, archived)

you must conquer this dream

by eating ants

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:55, archived)

i don't know where i'd find that many giant ants

much less a shrinking machine

(schnurricane forgot his password, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:00, archived)

eat ordinary-sized ants

and pretend they've been pre-shrunk

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:00, archived)

i learned from the movie "oldboy"

that lonely people dream of ants.

maybe i should cut to the chase and start eating lonely people.

(schnurricane forgot his password, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:03, archived)

it would certainly stop them being lonely

and you'd be doing your bit to help overpopulation

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:06, archived)

this means you have passed the test.

watch out for a man in a gold suit, and a silver fedora.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:46, archived)

I'm so racist

I read that as "IMMIGRANTS"
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

Lime/Coconut, mix it all up

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:19, archived)

CALLED THE DOCTOR WOKE HIM UP

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:21, archived)

I SAID DOCTOR!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:23, archived)

CAN'T RELIEVE THIS BELLYACHE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:27, archived)

I SAID DOC-TOR!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:38, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:25, archived)

: D

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McBadger COW, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:30, archived)

NO! >:(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:31, archived)

I know, needs more liem

OH THE HUMANITY!!

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McBadger COW, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:33, archived)

(herman:D, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:33, archived)

RIDE THE LIMES!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:37, archived)

limey levitation

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:37, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:05, archived)

Vera Miles' character in Psycho was called Lila Crane.

This was the same surname as Frasier Crane from the Hit TV Shows Cheers! and Frasier.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:08, archived)

You are a mine of information

It's just as well you have a Hit TV Show blog so you can totally share all this information with us ignoramuses.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:13, archived)

I try :D

There is nothing I don't know about the Hit TV Show Cheers!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:14, archived)

did you know

The uncredited role of County Sheriff in Psycho was played by actor Sam Flint, and Sam is the same name as the bartender in the Hit TV Show Cheers!???

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autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:20, archived)

First names,

unless they are very rare, do not very good facts make!

However, Lila is nearly the same name as Frasier Crane from the Hit TV Show Cheers! wife. She was his ex-wife in the Hit TV Show Frasier.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:23, archived)

Get down with the get down

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:08, archived)

playandwin.co.uk

(herman:D, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:10, archived)

Is that spam?

*tastes*

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:12, archived)

Why are you spamming us?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:17, archived)

did you know

In The Hit TV Show Frasier's episode titled "Daphne Hates Sherry" Sherry tried to feed Frasier played by Kelsey Grammer scrambled egg tacos and Spam patties??????????

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autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:23, archived)

That is not true!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:23, archived)

It is true because I read it on the internets!

Click here for complete information on the episode of the Hit TV Show Frasier titled "Daphne Hates Sherry" including the famous line about Spam which is also quoted in Bartlett's Encyclopedia of Famous Quotes from the Hit TV Show Frasier

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autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:31, archived)

That website is a lie.

I have seen every episode of the Hit TV Show Frasier and that never happened!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:33, archived)

AAAArrgghhhhaaAAAAAArrgghhhhaaAAAAAArrgghhhhaaAAAAAArrgghhhhaaAAAAAArrgghhhhaaAAAAAA

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:11, archived)

Don't have a shower!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:13, archived)

Sorry it's not a Goatse, or indeed a goat

1st pic on b3ta lols

Hmm. Maybe I should have posted a goat after all

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:00, archived)

Dick 'em Doc!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:01, archived)

Fantastic

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:04, archived)

Thank you :)

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:15, archived)

was expecting "The Proctologist"

but this will do :)

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LS18, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:10, archived)

This could be the face of the Valeyard!

It all fits!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:01, archived)

I should be more ashamed ........ But I'm not

(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:54, archived)

John O

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:54, archived)

>:(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:55, archived)

Awwwwwwwwwww

Not even a spang?

(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:59, archived)

Got eny leeches fer this?

*Opens overcoat*

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:59, archived)

Am it bandwaggon tiem?

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 22:59, archived)

the men who stare at fifty foot women?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:00, archived)

not to be confused with men who glare at stoats

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LS18, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:18, archived)

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