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Makes an awful mess on the bloody keyboard though!
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JakeyD ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:15,
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He's just had his nails done !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:17,
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he's been up all day though
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boff FL OZ ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:20,
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knock knock
...
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:27,
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Who dares ?
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:28,
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Nazis!
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:32,
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Nazis woo!
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joe90 ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:34,
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i call this "a busy day"
hi all. i've been writing a stop-motion app for my phone. it's fun
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spacefish bong! ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:10,
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It appears to have stopped the motion alright . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:16,
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This was animating for me a minute ago
and it looked pretty darn good.
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greedydave cries when he wanks ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:17,
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Whew . . . I thought that it was just me !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:19,
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I thought it was just me too.
*holds*
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greedydave cries when he wanks ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:20,
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thanks!
my bargain basement intertubes have probably slowed down and mucked up playback :(
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spacefish bong! ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:28,
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oh no, i just suck at gifs
ficksd
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spacefish bong! ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:39,
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Yay! Working again
Splendid stuff.
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greedydave cries when he wanks ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:40,
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Now I've got it too . . . thanks for peddling faster !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:42,
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WARP ME TO HALIFAX!
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:17,
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Just the FAX ma'am . . .adjust the FAX !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:20,
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doooo the hokey cokey
doooo the hokey cokey
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spacefish bong! ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:27,
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#Its rolf's carrrtooooon club#
YOU CAN JOIN TERDAY!
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:45,
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boowup boowup boowup boowup
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spacefish bong! ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:51,
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i imagined that as some badass dubstep remix then
but how else can you phonetically make the sound a wobble board makes? Well done for your accurate portrayal of such an instrument
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 19:04,
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Woo
*click*
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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree! ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:45,
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I just had to reply to the magic of this !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:46,
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............
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Chumps 👀 ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:09,
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you are a brain wrong
:D
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:12,
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BubbleBefrumptBabboonButt
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:14,
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Face it . . . either way . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:15,
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oddly comforting is this
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spacefish bong! ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:16,
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good use
of source pic!
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:24,
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ta :)
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Chumps 👀 ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:26,
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everyone was tweaking his face
and I thought he deserved oh so much more
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Chumps 👀 ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:25,
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christ on a bike!
I've not laughed this hard in a long time!! that's just so wrong it's right!!!! It's exactly what I wanted to do yesterday when I was trying to stick it on a horses snout hahaha man high 5,000!!!!!!!!
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:51,
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thank you kindly, Mr L
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Chumps 👀 ,
Wed 9 Dec 2009, 5:14,
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he's familiar...
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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 19:04,
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Nice.
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Grampa ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:03,
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No-one liked playing badminton against Olly
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:02,
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hehe
bet he's also good on drums:)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:04,
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*checks rule book*
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:05,
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Hard to slip a shuttlecock passed him !
Edit: or is it past him ?
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:05,
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Olly, you cheating bastard.
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greedydave cries when he wanks ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:07,
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SQUEEEEEED
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:13,
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love the shadows on that :)
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.. ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:17,
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Ahh, thank you :)
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:27,
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WOO OCTOPUS SPORTS
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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:23,
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That was a close one . . . I thought that I didn't see anything either !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:30,
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I do like odd-fish :)
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 19:02,
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Oh I don't know
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Chumps 👀 ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:46,
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yes but...
how does it smell?
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:49,
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terrible
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Chumps 👀 ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:49,
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With its nose.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:53,
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what a schnoz...
what a schnoz...
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:56,
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BEGONE UNHOLY PENISDAWG!
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:50,
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...and when it sneezes?.....Ewwwwwwwwwwwww!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:51,
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Can it's proboscis be milked ?
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:51,
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involves vigorous tugging
and a steady rhythm
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Chumps 👀 ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:52,
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Cheese . . . the sounds hard to do . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:54,
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only for bogies
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boff FL OZ ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:04,
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Sticky business !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:06,
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hahaha
fuck-nose
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Elvis impersonator ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:53,
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The eternal question . . . who the . . . what you said . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:56,
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Karl Maldons cat
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boff FL OZ ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:54,
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gawd!
i'd hate to see its arse!
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:56,
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::DD
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herman:D ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:59,
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Has it got a nose where its willy should be?
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:00,
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God that works well, bloody ugly mind.
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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:01,
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there's something oddly reassuring about their faces
but I can't quite put my finger on it
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Chumps 👀 ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:31,
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On Guard !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:39,
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I sense great fear in you, young Waterwalker.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:41,
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Breakout the jet ski !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:44,
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AROUSING
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:41,
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Always hard at it !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:45,
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left,righteous,left righteous
...get in line at the back there:D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:46,
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About Face . . . yes it is !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:49,
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NICE MUFF!
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:50,
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Ain't nuffin' like stuffin' the muffin !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:51,
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and dat's da toof
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:53,
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:D
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herman:D ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:00,
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Ever vigilant !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:04,
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:D
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herman:D ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:27,
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Ohh excellent Herman!
I love it! Original and sweet :D
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:29,
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MERRYFUCKINGCHRISTMAS!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:29,
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Wheely nice . . . Jingle Bells to you too !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:31,
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and you :D
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herman:D ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:32,
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Not worthy of a new thread....
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M. Oignons Lurking ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:37,
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POPE-
eye!!!
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:38,
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Needs more spin ache !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:38,
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Just rub a little Olive Oyl on that.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:41,
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you mean 'paedophiles' surely?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:38,
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Psychosomatic . . . played backwards it says Elvis lives !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:47,
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It's some Asian lady in a factory trying to sing in English...that's all.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:53,
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Melly Chlistmas !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:07,
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Mary Christine!
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:34,
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What's in the bag . . . goose ?
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:35,
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Take a gander.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:36,
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What . . . the duck ?
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:37,
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both of you stop quacking about
and pass me that mallard...
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:39,
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Listen to Tom Turkey!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:40,
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get the flock out of here
.
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:43,
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Owl let this one go... bird brain!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:50,
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you are lucky
I'm in a phone meeting. :Preally you are just better than me
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:58,
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Huh?..................:D ha ha...
.........(Scoop flew the coop)
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:01,
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bird poop!
still on phone meeting.. it's lame...
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:26,
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It was murdered most fowl !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:40,
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It wasn't planned...he just winged it.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:43,
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Maybe it's a Christmas Pheasant.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:39,
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GLEE-tings
woo...:D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:35,
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as much as i like your image, can i just say
bah, fuckin' humbug
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:40,
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Ha ha, and merry Crimble!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:43,
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Should have had a Fab...
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:22,
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hahah - ace
LOL-ly indeed
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:24,
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There's a sucker born every minute !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:27,
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I love that he's making a FFFFFUUUCCCCKkkk
face!
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:28,
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The salesman should be crucified.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:29,
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lolz:D
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herman:D ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:29,
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:D
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herman:D ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:32,
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Awww, poor Jesus.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:44,
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ha ha
and woo!
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lord bofingham ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 19:30,
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Happy gymnastics referee is happy.
And a referee. Dunno about the guy in the back, though.
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:06,
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he's filling up the pool with his piss
: )
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:08,
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filling up the pool with his piss rubbing his ass on the back of the guy's head.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:17,
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Fucking yay!
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:08,
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He fights like a girl.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:11,
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Now the air is all beat up !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:19,
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On another note... does anyone else HATE those Bing popups currently polluting the web?
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:25,
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Bing is alive ?
Even spellcheck doesn't like Bing !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:28,
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Well, like where I got this source pic...
scroll over some damned word and *bing* "want to know more about kittens?"
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:34,
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popups?
The 1990s called - they want their browser back!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:30,
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i hate ALL pop-ups...it's just rude.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:30,
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I clicked on a link from /talk the other day
that was nothing but pop-up after pop-up after pop-up. hundreds of racist dirty ones too. Not funny.
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:32,
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i clicked on a link once...
...and all this shit kept popping up non-stop,...so I had to shut my computer off to kill it... Now I probably have computer AIDS or something.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:35,
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I didn't want to be the one to tell you...
:(
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:37,
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What
the fuck do expect if you go there.
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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 19:30,
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Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:54,
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jammy bastard
giz one, will yer
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:55,
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My word he's all pixelly
Definately not his Omega mugen self today.
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:56,
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If I was a billionaire golf pro, I would shag as many slappers as i wanted
but i'm not
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:58,
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frankly; this.
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:58,
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I might go a bit easier on the whole crashing cars thing
might
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:00,
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fuck that
just get a special padded car made for you. Oh and make the Fire Hydrant squirt out champagne when you hit it
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:05,
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ha ha, you sir are WELL classy
:D
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:07,
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:D
you gotta have a bream
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:09,
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And Steak and Ale PIES
To fall out of the trees ! And design golf clubs that explode when picked up by a jealous wife. And Magic Buses that turn into bowls of Custard when boarded by Jenny Agutter or Felicity Kendall The Good Stuff I'd have made for me if I only had the money !
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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It ! ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:31,
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Snappers? Red Snappers?
Wheel. Of. Fishhhhh!
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:59,
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And the snappers
they'd def get it
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:01,
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:03,
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The count's up to 10 now
Maybe he's going for the full 21 hole course.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:58,
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I expect he's already managed at least 18 holes
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:00,
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Hahahahahaha
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Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:01,
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dun't even fit
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daveyclayton Gosh, is it really ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:00,
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:O)
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Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:02,
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There's a beer in Vietnam called La Rue
This essential information has been supplied by the Beer Awareness Council.
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:05,
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Really? My favorite one is Molson Canadian
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Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:13,
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Interesting
Have you ever had Mickeys' Big Mouth lager? Or Ham's? Or Raineir???
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:14,
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You need to reninjaedit that
It's all wonky!
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:08,
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FTP in dos is total balls. Now I have to open dreemweever and everything, shit.
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daveyclayton Gosh, is it really ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:09,
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Awww
I use FireFTP, useful plugin for Firefox.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:12,
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This is stolen straight from Monkey island isnt it! :D
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:10,
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"Leave Tiger alone!" ...*cries on internet*
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:12,
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funny :D
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herman:D ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:35,
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ever wondered what a technicolour yawn looked like?
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:35,
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hurrah!
she's been eating JELLO! wackiness here: www.newrafael.com/
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:44,
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haha
wasn't expecting that : )
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:46,
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Those are amazing!
Yay!
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:59,
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I've had to pull myself away
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:06,
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Coo, that's fun!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:12,
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every time I order out...
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:44,
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I've had food poisoning twice this year
once from a take-away and once from a very posh restaurant. I hadn't had it in years before this year BLOODY FORRINS!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:53,
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woo
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1.618... ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:55,
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Cor, that's lovely.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:57,
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You might want to see a urologist about that
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:01,
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that's some good shit!
what software did you do that on?
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:53,
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That's not a yawn...
...it's impossible to keep your eyes open when yawning....FACT!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:15,
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Alert !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:20,
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Ever see a chicken inspector worth a crap?
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LS18 ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:26,
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I've never met a chicken inspector.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:31,
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pfft
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:33,
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How many of them have pulleys in the middle and are made of rubber?
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:49,
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Hahaha WTF?
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:56,
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Answer: No.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:14,
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He is trying . . . very trying !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:21,
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am it dance tiem yet? :)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:25,
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:)
Sweet!
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Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:29,
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so THAT'S the secret of Monkey Island
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:29,
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The Chimpanzee Kozatsky!
You go for it, lil' fella!
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:30,
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yay for dance tiem
clicks :)
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:39,
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haha...sexy kitteh
*clicks back*:D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:41,
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HAHAHAHA
:D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:43,
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the spackiness of his arms, and his complete lack of vertical motion
fill me with glee *cluck*
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:15,
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Black cock
surely that's the wrong colour cock - it needs to be a vivid pink/magenta one....
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Zuffle farts silently in lifts then leaves the warm aroma ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:28,
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:DD
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Shada ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:46,
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this is lovely
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:56,
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...i don't feel like dancing.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:16,
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That's a very difficult dance to do !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:18,
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many legs make light work
:D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:21,
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:DD
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herman:D ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:26,
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Hooray!
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Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon? ,
Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:19,
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yikes/LOLZ
:D:D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:41,
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Beautiful.
The timing on this is amazing! :D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:05,
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I could watch his cheeky face all day!
WOO sir! :D
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Ninj ,
Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:45,
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rar
duh, obviously.sooperdooper
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sooperdave ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:09,
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Hello Dragon
You look friendly. Are you friendly?
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:11,
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rubbish
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GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you! ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:11,
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are you calling it a liar?
its definitely a dragon.
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sooperdave ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:12,
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let's see your dragon then
you utter vomitanus
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:24,
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awww - his ickle red wings reminded me of this
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_eagle - perhaps not where you were going.
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:12,
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Dear Dragon, Do you eat virgins?
woo
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:15,
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Hai!
grrrrr : )
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:16,
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Hello, dragon!
You're missing an apostrophe. Sorry, it's auto-pedant, I can't help it.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:17,
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its lack
keeps you awake at night. admit it. : p
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:20,
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i dont really care for apostophes :)
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sooperdave ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:24,
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thats two nights sleep he's going to miss
no, three!
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:25,
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Aaargh! *tears out hair*
I do at least have the decency to be ashamed of such pedantry...
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:59,
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Theirs nothing wrong with pedantry
Its quite acceptable...
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:07,
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Maybe he's part of a social group working to get dragons accepted back into society and is suggesting we send one an instant message so we can see how nice and friendly they are.
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:24,
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Be impressed that it can write at all
Dragons are not legendary for their penmanship.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:27,
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Actually dragons tend to be excellent writers, and tales of their craft were told frequently, but for some reason they never took like the tales of slaughter and rampage. "And lo, the dragon Gorm raised up his mighty pen Rexcaliburr, its diamond-encrusted nib glinting in the moonlight, and with careful craftsmanship and consumate skill, filled in The Times' Sudoku."
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:32,
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I thought most dragons usually rely on secretaries to take notes
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:37,
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unfortunately they carbonised them first
and then used them to take notes
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shitkicker ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:49,
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That's not a comma, it's a very high apostrophe.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:32,
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I'm out!
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Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:23,
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Hello Dragon, have a doggy
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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it... ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:11,
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Pope steps up security...
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Ninj ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:42,
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As if he didn't look scary enough...
Woo!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:47,
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His wrist looks weird
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:50,
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Nobody messes with the inflatable Pope head warrior!
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:52,
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dont mess with the pope huh
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boff FL OZ ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:53,
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WORST. FILM. EVER.
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Victor Meldrew ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:02,
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it was made into a film??
edit: oh good god - now I remember - Robin Williamswww.internationalhero.co.uk/p/popeye2.jpg Paul L Smith from Dune as Bluto - well I never.
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:07,
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Surrogates.
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Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:12,
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i liked it!
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:16,
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I didn't hate it.
The infamous Altman signature mumbly dialogue track was a bit hard to take, but the visuals were good.
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tubaman ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:10,
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: D
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:55,
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he looks a bit uncomfortble with the gn
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:57,
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twattybanjo ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:38,
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I always knew that Jesus was a classy bird.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:38,
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the slut...
Cor - check out the lass on the left's pixels!
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:39,
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I was in Tokyo the other day
and pondered going to a strip club just to see if all the lady mimsys there are really all pixely.
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sinisterduck ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:46,
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If it was me, I would've gone
because I love hot Asian ladies.
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:51,
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5ft asian women
i love the shit out of them
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GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you! ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:12,
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COUGH(http://slutsoft.tumblr.com/)COUGH
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:18,
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nice
they all look a bit japanese though, where are the vietnamese and the filipinas?
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GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you! ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:20,
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Holy crap it's the Fanj!!!
Hi hi hi!!!
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:23,
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I have that on RSS on my PDA
my daily dose indeed!
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:02,
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Ive been to japan 5 times in as many years and i have managed to resist their dirty charms. I just get the impression youre not going to be welcome or get fleeced because youre a hapless foreigner. They dont seem as 'approachable' as good old UK strip joints. Go in a 'lammtarra' in akihabara though - the alladins cave of JPr0n!
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:20,
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singapore
orchard towers i will say no more
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GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you! ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:23,
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hahahaha
Actual no-fooling LOLs!
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:28,
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Ha ha ha.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:09,
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so there I was, trawling* through flickr...
*trawling - geddit? fish - trawling? fish?
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:31,
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Toothfish.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:35,
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there's a plaice for this sort of humour
here
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:35,
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*fish pun*
I HAVE A BREAM. GOOD COD. WHAT YOU TALKING ATROUT? YOU SOLD YOUR SOLE!
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:37,
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GMOS?
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:37,
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Meds
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:50,
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Half fish...
... half Cherie Blair. Awesome. Frightening, but awesome.
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Ugi , it's a game of give and cake ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:37,
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What the... It has goggles.
GOGGLES!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:46,
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two parrots sat on a perch
one says to the other: "can you smell fish?"
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:10,
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Hahahahahahahaha!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 9 Dec 2009, 9:27,
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New housemate
I have a new, and very lovely, housemate. I thought /Board might like to riff on her clearly awesome crime- fighting powers...
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pounana Slept well, and dreamed of large women, on ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:21,
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post pics of HER instead of this package
(
inexpressible started a joke on ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:22,
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this^
What are her powers?
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:24,
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she can turn into a package at will
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weaver. ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:25,
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If I could turn myself into a package I'd hardly be able to contain myself...
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:25,
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oh dear
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:30,
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You're a Fragile soul....
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:31,
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Do not bend... no don't be-ISAIDDON'TBENDSEEWHATYOU'VEDONENOWYOULITTLESHIT?
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:34,
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You're so wrapped up in yourself...
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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:31,
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You'd be able to go anywhere in a jiffy
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CanonCaliber A big bore ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:03,
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ha ha ha Honest roffle
oh, and are you any relation to ^package^ person bychance?
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:10,
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she can fire cats out of her clunge
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:50,
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what the hell was she having delivered? An Elephant?
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:24,
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She was having a Cat Cannon delivered
It even says so on the package! How many cats-per-minute does it fire?
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Ugi , it's a game of give and cake ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:32,
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Tom-my Gun?
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:37,
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Or
An Au-Tom-atic weapon....
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Ugi , it's a game of give and cake ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:02,
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A Catling Gun?
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:39,
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THAT IS AN IMMENSE NAME
does she have a package?
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BootBeat ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:25,
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Tits or fuck off.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:27,
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what key is it in?
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:32,
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Thank you directory enquiries
I now know where you live
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:32,
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KIIIIIIIILLLLL HIIIIIIIMMMMMMM
If I could do a Mexican accent through the power of text... that would be it. How's the little one doing? Yours is the same age as ours I seem to remember. :)
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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:36,
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Worked for me :D
She's good, apart from being admitted to hospital on Friday night with a really high pulse and respiration count and a really low oxygen saturation level :( She was in for 24 hours and is now on an inhaler - I'll leave it to your imagination to guess how popular that is! And your little hamster?
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:40,
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Argh! That sounds like a nightmare :/
Hamsterette is fine, though she has another in the endless succession of colds, and is fast learning what it takes to be naughty. :)
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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:45,
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surprised it was delivered with an incomplete address
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Professor of Lesbonics remembered his password on ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:05,
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CRYSTAL METH PRESENTS: Owls in bobble hats #4
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:50,
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Number 5: Bonus owl
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:52,
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Is that the Norwegian Blue?
(am loving this series too btw)
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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:09,
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It's a Great Grey,
and it's very much alive!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:14,
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Haaaaaaaaaaa Haaaaaaaaaa!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:17,
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Hahahaha...
Fantastic! *Click*
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Ninj ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:54,
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This is perhaps....
... the finest bobble-hatted owl I have ever seen! (Like No. 1 too thou')
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Ugi , it's a game of give and cake ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:55,
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Awww bless!
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:56,
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I love this series :)
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:57,
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^This. Very much.
Oh very yes.
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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:06,
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Agreed!
Itss all some top owling!
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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2 ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:09,
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Soviet Owl is not impressed.
Hat should be wearing Owl.
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:16,
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man alive
you legend, these are FANTASTICO
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:34,
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He wanted to do a poo at Paul's
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boff FL OZ ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:38,
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Ha ha, oh dear.
I'm so glad I've never seen that advert.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:40,
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haha
nicely
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the_man361 bffwaarghhl ,
Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:41,
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