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[challenge entry] Makes an awful mess on the bloody keyboard though!
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:15, archived)
# He's just had his nails done !
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:17, archived)
# he's been up all day though
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:20, archived)
# knock knock
...
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:27, archived)
# Who dares ?
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:28, archived)
# Nazis!
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:32, archived)
#
Nazis woo!
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:34, archived)
# i call this "a busy day"

hi all. i've been writing a stop-motion app for my phone. it's fun
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:10, archived)
# It appears to have stopped the motion alright . . .
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:16, archived)
# This was animating for me a minute ago
and it looked pretty darn good.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:17, archived)
# Whew . . . I thought that it was just me !
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:19, archived)
# I thought it was just me too.
*holds*
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:20, archived)
# thanks!
my bargain basement intertubes have probably slowed down and mucked up playback :(
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:28, archived)
# oh no, i just suck at gifs
ficksd
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:39, archived)
# Yay! Working again
Splendid stuff.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:40, archived)
# Now I've got it too . . . thanks for peddling faster !
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:42, archived)
# WARP ME TO HALIFAX!

(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:17, archived)
# Just the FAX ma'am . . .adjust the FAX !
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:20, archived)
# doooo the hokey cokey
doooo the hokey cokey
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:27, archived)
# #Its rolf's carrrtooooon club#
YOU CAN JOIN TERDAY!
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:45, archived)
# boowup boowup boowup boowup
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:51, archived)
# i imagined that as some badass dubstep remix then
but how else can you phonetically make the sound a wobble board makes? Well done for your accurate portrayal of such an instrument
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Woo
*click*
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:45, archived)
# I just had to reply to the magic of this !
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:46, archived)
# ............
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:09, archived)
# you are a brain wrong
:D
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:12, archived)
# BubbleBefrumptBabboonButt
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:14, archived)
# Face it . . . either way . . .
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:15, archived)
# oddly comforting is this
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:16, archived)
# good use
of source pic!
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:24, archived)
# ta :)
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:26, archived)
# everyone was tweaking his face
and I thought he deserved oh so much more
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:25, archived)
# christ on a bike!
I've not laughed this hard in a long time!!

that's just so wrong it's right!!!! It's exactly what I wanted to do yesterday when I was trying to stick it on a horses snout

hahaha man high 5,000!!!!!!!!
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:51, archived)
# thank you kindly, Mr L
(, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 5:14, archived)
# he's familiar...
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Nice.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:03, archived)
# No-one liked playing badminton against Olly
Photobucket
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:02, archived)
# hehe
bet he's also good on drums:)
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:04, archived)
# *checks rule book*
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Hard to slip a shuttlecock passed him !
Edit: or is it past him ?
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Olly, you cheating bastard.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:07, archived)
# SQUEEEEEED
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:13, archived)
# love the shadows on that :)
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:17, archived)
# Ahh, thank you :)
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:27, archived)
# WOO OCTOPUS SPORTS
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:23, archived)
# That was a close one . . . I thought that I didn't see anything either !
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:30, archived)
# I do like odd-fish :)
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Oh I don't know
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:46, archived)
# yes but...
how does it smell?
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:49, archived)
# terrible
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:49, archived)
# With its nose.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:53, archived)
# what a schnoz...
what a schnoz...
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:56, archived)
# BEGONE UNHOLY PENISDAWG!
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:50, archived)
# ...and when it sneezes?.....Ewwwwwwwwwwwww!
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Can it's proboscis be milked ?
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:51, archived)
# involves vigorous tugging
and a steady rhythm
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Cheese . . . the sounds hard to do . . .
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:54, archived)
# only for bogies
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Sticky business !
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:06, archived)
# hahaha
fuck-nose
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:53, archived)
# The eternal question . . . who the . . . what you said . . .
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Karl Maldons cat
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:54, archived)
# gawd!
i'd hate to see its arse!
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:56, archived)
# ::DD
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Has it got a nose where its willy should be?
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:00, archived)
# God that works well, bloody ugly mind.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:01, archived)
# there's something oddly reassuring about their faces
but I can't quite put my finger on it
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:31, archived)
[challenge entry] On Guard !
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:39, archived)
# I sense great fear in you, young Waterwalker.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Breakout the jet ski !
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:44, archived)
# AROUSING
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Always hard at it !
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:45, archived)
# left,righteous,left righteous
...get in line at the back there:D
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:46, archived)
# About Face . . . yes it is !
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:49, archived)
# NICE MUFF!
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Ain't nuffin' like stuffin' the muffin !
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:51, archived)
# and dat's da toof
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:53, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Ever vigilant !
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:04, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Ohh excellent Herman!
I love it! Original and sweet :D
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:29, archived)
# MERRYFUCKINGCHRISTMAS!
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Wheely nice . . . Jingle Bells to you too !
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:31, archived)
# and you :D
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Not worthy of a new thread....
Pope Eye_The_Sailor_Man
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:37, archived)
# POPE-
eye!!!
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Needs more spin ache !
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Just rub a little Olive Oyl on that.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:41, archived)
# you mean 'paedophiles' surely?
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Psychosomatic . . . played backwards it says Elvis lives !
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:47, archived)
# It's some Asian lady in a factory trying to sing in English...that's all.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Melly Chlistmas !
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Mary Christine!
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:34, archived)
# What's in the bag . . . goose ?
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Take a gander.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:36, archived)
# What . . . the duck ?
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:37, archived)
# both of you stop quacking about
and pass me that mallard...
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Listen to Tom Turkey!
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:40, archived)
# get the flock out of here
.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Owl let this one go... bird brain!
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:50, archived)
# you are lucky
I'm in a phone meeting. :P

really you are just better than me
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Huh?..................:D ha ha...
.........(Scoop flew the coop)
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:01, archived)
# bird poop!
still on phone meeting.. it's lame...
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:26, archived)
# It was murdered most fowl !
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:40, archived)
# It wasn't planned...he just winged it.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Maybe it's a Christmas Pheasant.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:39, archived)
# GLEE-tings
woo...:D
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:35, archived)
# as much as i like your image, can i just say
bah, fuckin' humbug
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Ha ha, and merry Crimble!
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Should have had a Fab...

(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:22, archived)
# hahah - ace
LOL-ly indeed
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:24, archived)
# There's a sucker born every minute !
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:27, archived)
# I love that he's making a FFFFFUUUCCCCKkkk
face!
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:28, archived)
# The salesman should be crucified.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:29, archived)
# lolz:D
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:29, archived)
# :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Awww, poor Jesus.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:44, archived)
# ha ha
and woo!
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Happy gymnastics referee is happy.


And a referee.

Dunno about the guy in the back, though.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:06, archived)
# he's filling up the pool with his piss
: )
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:08, archived)
#
filling up the pool with his piss
rubbing his ass on the back of the guy's head.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Fucking yay!
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:08, archived)
# He fights like a girl.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Now the air is all beat up !
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:19, archived)
#


On another note... does anyone else HATE those Bing popups currently polluting the web?
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Bing is alive ?
Even spellcheck doesn't like Bing !
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Well, like where I got this source pic...
scroll over some damned word and

*bing*

"want to know more about kittens?"
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:34, archived)
# popups?
The 1990s called - they want their browser back!
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:30, archived)
# i hate ALL pop-ups...it's just rude.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:30, archived)
# I clicked on a link from /talk the other day
that was nothing but pop-up after pop-up after pop-up. hundreds of racist dirty ones too.

Not funny.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:32, archived)
# i clicked on a link once...
...and all this shit kept popping up non-stop,...so I had to shut my computer off to kill it... Now I probably have computer AIDS or something.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:35, archived)
# I didn't want to be the one to tell you...
:(
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:37, archived)
# What
the fuck do expect if you go there.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 19:30, archived)
#
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:54, archived)
# jammy bastard
giz one, will yer
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:55, archived)
# My word he's all pixelly
Definately not his Omega mugen self today.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:56, archived)
# If I was a billionaire golf pro, I would shag as many slappers as i wanted
but i'm not
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:58, archived)
# frankly; this.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:58, archived)
# I might go a bit easier on the whole crashing cars thing
might
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:00, archived)
# fuck that
just get a special padded car made for you. Oh and make the Fire Hydrant squirt out champagne when you hit it
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:05, archived)
# ha ha, you sir are WELL classy
:D
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:07, archived)
# :D
you gotta have a bream
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:09, archived)
# And Steak and Ale PIES
To fall out of the trees !

And design golf clubs that explode when picked up by a jealous wife.

And Magic Buses that turn into bowls of Custard when boarded by Jenny Agutter or Felicity Kendall

The Good Stuff I'd have made for me if I only had the money !
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:31, archived)
# Snappers? Red Snappers?
Wheel. Of. Fishhhhh!
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:59, archived)
# And the snappers
they'd def get it
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:01, archived)
#
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:03, archived)
# The count's up to 10 now
Maybe he's going for the full 21 hole course.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:58, archived)
# I expect he's already managed at least 18 holes
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:00, archived)
#
Hahahahahaha
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:01, archived)
# dun't even fit
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:00, archived)
#
:O)
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:02, archived)
# There's a beer in Vietnam called La Rue
This essential information has been supplied by the Beer Awareness Council.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:05, archived)
#
Really? My favorite one is Molson Canadian
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Interesting
Have you ever had Mickeys' Big Mouth lager? Or Ham's? Or Raineir???
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:14, archived)
# You need to reninjaedit that
It's all wonky!
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:08, archived)
#
FTP in dos is total balls. Now I have to open dreemweever and everything, shit.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Awww
I use FireFTP, useful plugin for Firefox.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:12, archived)
# This is stolen straight from Monkey island isnt it! :D
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:10, archived)
# "Leave Tiger alone!" ...*cries on internet*
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:12, archived)
# funny :D
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:35, archived)
# ever wondered what a technicolour yawn looked like?
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:35, archived)
# hurrah!
she's been eating JELLO!


wackiness here: www.newrafael.com/
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:44, archived)
# haha
wasn't expecting that
: )
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Those are amazing!
Yay!
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:59, archived)
# I've had to pull myself away
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Coo, that's fun!
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:12, archived)
# every time I order out...
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:44, archived)
# I've had food poisoning twice this year
once from a take-away and once from a very posh restaurant. I hadn't had it in years before this year

BLOODY FORRINS!
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:53, archived)
# woo
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Cor, that's lovely.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:57, archived)
# You might want to see a urologist about that
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:01, archived)
# that's some good shit!
what software did you do that on?
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:53, archived)
# That's not a yawn...
...it's impossible to keep your eyes open when yawning....FACT!
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Alert !
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Ever see a chicken inspector worth a crap?
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:26, archived)
# I've never met a chicken inspector.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:31, archived)
# pfft
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:33, archived)
# How many of them have pulleys in the middle and are made of rubber?
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Hahaha WTF?
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Answer: No.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:14, archived)
# He is trying . . . very trying !
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:21, archived)
# am it dance tiem yet? :)
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:25, archived)
# :)
Sweet!
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:29, archived)
# so THAT'S the secret of Monkey Island
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:29, archived)
# The Chimpanzee Kozatsky!
You go for it, lil' fella!
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:30, archived)
# yay for dance tiem
clicks :)

(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:39, archived)
# haha...sexy kitteh
*clicks back*:D
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Woo!



(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:40, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
:D
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:43, archived)
# the spackiness of his arms, and his complete lack of vertical motion
fill me with glee

*cluck*
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Black cock
surely that's the wrong colour cock - it needs to be a vivid pink/magenta one....
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:28, archived)
# :DD
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:46, archived)
# this is lovely
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:56, archived)
# ...i don't feel like dancing.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:16, archived)
# That's a very difficult dance to do !
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:18, archived)
# many legs make light work
:D
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:21, archived)
# :DD
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Hooray!
(, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:19, archived)
# yikes/LOLZ
:D:D
(, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Beautiful.
The timing on this is amazing!

:D

(, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 21:05, archived)
# I could watch his cheeky face all day!
WOO sir! :D
(, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:45, archived)
# rar


duh, obviously.

sooperdooper
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Hello Dragon
You look friendly.
Are you friendly?
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:11, archived)
# rubbish
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:11, archived)
# are you calling it a liar?
its definitely a dragon.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:12, archived)
# let's see your dragon then
you utter vomitanus
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:24, archived)
# awww - his ickle red wings reminded me of this
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_eagle - perhaps not where you were going.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Dear Dragon, Do you eat virgins?
woo
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Hai!
grrrrr
: )
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Hello, dragon!
You're missing an apostrophe. Sorry, it's auto-pedant, I can't help it.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:17, archived)
# its lack
keeps you awake at night.
admit it.
: p
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:20, archived)
# i dont really care for apostophes :)
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:24, archived)
# thats two nights sleep he's going to miss
no, three!
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Aaargh! *tears out hair*
I do at least have the decency to be ashamed of such pedantry...
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Theirs nothing wrong with pedantry
Its quite acceptable...
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:07, archived)
#
Maybe he's part of a social group working to get dragons accepted back into society and is suggesting we send one an instant message so we can see how nice and friendly they are.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Be impressed that it can write at all
Dragons are not legendary for their penmanship.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:27, archived)
#
Actually dragons tend to be excellent writers, and tales of their craft were told frequently, but for some reason they never took like the tales of slaughter and rampage.

"And lo, the dragon Gorm raised up his mighty pen Rexcaliburr, its diamond-encrusted nib glinting in the moonlight, and with careful craftsmanship and consumate skill, filled in The Times' Sudoku."
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:32, archived)
# I thought most dragons usually rely on secretaries to take notes
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:37, archived)
# unfortunately they carbonised them first
and then used them to take notes
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:49, archived)
# That's not a comma, it's a very high apostrophe.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:32, archived)
# I'm out!
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Hello Dragon, have a doggy
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Pope steps up security...
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:42, archived)
# As if he didn't look scary enough...
Woo!
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:47, archived)
#
His wrist looks weird
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Nobody messes with the inflatable Pope head warrior!
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:52, archived)
# dont mess with the pope huh
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:53, archived)
# WORST. FILM. EVER.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:02, archived)
# it was made into a film??
edit: oh good god - now I remember - Robin Williams

www.internationalhero.co.uk/p/popeye2.jpg

Paul L Smith from Dune as Bluto - well I never.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Surrogates.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:12, archived)
# i liked it!
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:16, archived)
# I didn't hate it.
The infamous Altman signature mumbly dialogue track was a bit hard to take, but the visuals were good.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:10, archived)
# : D
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:55, archived)
# he looks a bit uncomfortble with the gn
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:38, archived)
# I always knew that Jesus was a classy bird.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:38, archived)
# the slut...
Cor - check out the lass on the left's pixels!
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:39, archived)
# I was in Tokyo the other day
and pondered going to a strip club just to see if all the lady mimsys there are really all pixely.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:46, archived)
# If it was me, I would've gone
because I love hot Asian ladies.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:51, archived)
# 5ft asian women
i love the shit out of them
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:12, archived)
#
COUGH(http://slutsoft.tumblr.com/)COUGH
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:18, archived)
# nice
they all look a bit japanese though, where are the vietnamese and the filipinas?
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Holy crap it's the Fanj!!!
Hi hi hi!!!
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:23, archived)
# I have that on RSS on my PDA
my daily dose indeed!
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:02, archived)
#
Ive been to japan 5 times in as many years and i have managed to resist their dirty charms. I just get the impression youre not going to be welcome or get fleeced because youre a hapless foreigner. They dont seem as 'approachable' as good old UK strip joints.

Go in a 'lammtarra' in akihabara though - the alladins cave of JPr0n!
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:20, archived)
# singapore
orchard towers

i will say no more
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:23, archived)
# hahahaha
Actual no-fooling LOLs!
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:09, archived)
# so there I was, trawling* through flickr...



*trawling - geddit? fish - trawling? fish?
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Toothfish.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:35, archived)
# there's a plaice for this sort of humour
here
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:35, archived)
# *fish pun*
I HAVE A BREAM. GOOD COD. WHAT YOU TALKING ATROUT? YOU SOLD YOUR SOLE!
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:37, archived)
# GMOS?
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Meds
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Half fish...
... half Cherie Blair.

Awesome. Frightening, but awesome.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:37, archived)
# What the... It has goggles.
GOGGLES!
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:46, archived)
# two parrots sat on a perch
one says to the other: "can you smell fish?"
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha!

(, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 9:27, archived)
# New housemate
I have a new, and very lovely, housemate. I thought /Board might like to riff on her clearly awesome crime- fighting powers...


(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:21, archived)
# post pics of HER instead of this package
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:22, archived)
# this^
What are her powers?
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:24, archived)
# she can turn into a package at will
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:25, archived)
# If I could turn myself into a package I'd hardly be able to contain myself...
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:25, archived)
# oh dear
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:30, archived)
# You're a Fragile soul....
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Do not bend... no don't be-ISAIDDON'TBENDSEEWHATYOU'VEDONENOWYOULITTLESHIT?
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:34, archived)
# You're so wrapped up in yourself...
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:31, archived)
# You'd be able to go anywhere in a jiffy
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:03, archived)
# ha ha ha Honest roffle
oh, and are you any relation to ^package^ person bychance?
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:10, archived)
# she can fire cats out of her clunge
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:50, archived)
# what the hell was she having delivered? An Elephant?
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:24, archived)
# She was having a Cat Cannon delivered
It even says so on the package!

How many cats-per-minute does it fire?
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Tom-my Gun?
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Or
An Au-Tom-atic weapon....
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 16:02, archived)
# A Catling Gun?
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:39, archived)
# THAT IS AN IMMENSE NAME
does she have a package?
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Tits or fuck off.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:27, archived)
# what key is it in?
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Thank you directory enquiries
I now know where you live
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:32, archived)
# KIIIIIIIILLLLL HIIIIIIIMMMMMMM
If I could do a Mexican accent through the power of text... that would be it.

How's the little one doing? Yours is the same age as ours I seem to remember. :)
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Worked for me :D
She's good, apart from being admitted to hospital on Friday night with a really high pulse and respiration count and a really low oxygen saturation level :( She was in for 24 hours and is now on an inhaler - I'll leave it to your imagination to guess how popular that is!

And your little hamster?
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Argh! That sounds like a nightmare :/
Hamsterette is fine, though she has another in the endless succession of colds, and is fast learning what it takes to be naughty. :)
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:45, archived)
#
surprised it was delivered with an incomplete address
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 18:05, archived)
# CRYSTAL METH PRESENTS: Owls in bobble hats #4
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Number 5: Bonus owl
Photobucket
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Is that the Norwegian Blue?
(am loving this series too btw)
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:09, archived)
# It's a Great Grey,
and it's very much alive!
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Haaaaaaaaaaa Haaaaaaaaaa!
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Fantastic! *Click*
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:54, archived)
# This is perhaps....
... the finest bobble-hatted owl I have ever seen!

(Like No. 1 too thou')
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Awww bless!
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:56, archived)
# I love this series :)
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:57, archived)
# ^This. Very much.
Oh very yes.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Agreed!
Itss all some top owling!
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Soviet Owl is not impressed.
Hat should be wearing Owl.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 15:16, archived)
# man alive
you legend, these are FANTASTICO
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 17:34, archived)
[challenge entry] He wanted to do a poo at Paul's
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Ha ha, oh dear.
I'm so glad I've never seen that advert.
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:40, archived)
# haha
nicely
(, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:41, archived)

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