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[challenge entry] ho,ho,ho
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:05, archived)
# Who's suing you voddy?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:06, archived)
# nobody
........
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:14, archived)
# brilliant
should have been in Graffiti :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:18, archived)
# for smashmonkey


Click for bigger (102 kb)

NOT SHOPPED, I SWEAR!
okay, maybe a little
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:00, archived)
# I still think my first attempt was representative of reality.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:04, archived)
# I agree
but this made me giggle.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:16, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:01, archived)
# SHEXEH
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:03, archived)
# Phwoooor
Am it nekkid manchest time?

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Look at the sausage on him.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:05, archived)
# He seems a bit too comfortable the way he's holding that sausage...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:06, archived)
# damn you, scoop!
i'm trying to watch telly! i have a quick look during the adverts and this is what i see!
now i have to go for a lie down.
yes.....a lie down...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:13, archived)
# is that what they're calling nowadays?
don't forget the "remote"
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:15, archived)
# oooh, yes
channel up...channel down....channel up...channel down...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:20, archived)
# bit bored, hence two post in one night


world record number of posts for me that is
(ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:43, archived)
# TRON CHESSohwaitnosorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:44, archived)
# now that would be top!
(ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:45, archived)
# pfft
they should have let him test it on the M25 :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:47, archived)
# mmmmm pawn
love internet pawn
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Queen's knight to Clive
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:36, archived)
# I think you know whats going to happen if you use the spaz nav


Click image for animation
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Why did I click that?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:37, archived)
# spaz
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:39, archived)
# you like foaming at the mouth
and reaching for your medication with one hand
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:39, archived)
# it was obvious
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:39, archived)
# *spazzes out*
*crashes*
*claims*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:44, archived)
# HAVE YOU SPAZZED OUT ON B3TA
Claim now, no win no fee
we take 100% of your compensation
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Prat nav
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:55, archived)
# I prefer the TwatNav over all other leading brands...
(I helped save b3ta! unsey a frizzy haired fruit since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:34, archived)
# would
and wood :D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Green pointy nipple
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:35, archived)
# It's mesmerising.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Do a calendar
and then flog it

wow
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:40, archived)
# I should point out this is lovely.
But don't you think it would look better with a touch of noise?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Go on mof. Give in to the noise demon.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:43, archived)
# NOISE IS NOT A CONCEPT
no! I like it all vector-y. Noise will take that away.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:44, archived)
# At one time you were deafened whenever mof posted.
Trying to rekindle old habits.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:47, archived)
# looking at the image below
I would have to say the noise does do something to it

But I really like both.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:53, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Mu was wrong squared.
Cubed, maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Fuck you geisty.
I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Hahaha
ARTFIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Fuck you; I know a lot about art but I don't know what I like
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:56, archived)
# I don't know nothing about knowing about art but I do know what I don't not... what?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:58, archived)
# You're a kitty!
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Myow
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Hee hee *tickletickle*
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:01, archived)
# This is Victorian MMA
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:01, archived)
# I don't know what that means :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:05, archived)
# Victorian Mixed Martial Arts
And I claim my five pounds...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Defeats the object when you have to explain your abbreviations doesn't it
FFS.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:09, archived)
# I knew the AICMFP bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:12, archived)
# I prefer it with noise
I'm OLD SKOOL
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:56, archived)
# So when do you move to Oslo anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:00, archived)
# beginning of january
two weeks later i get thrown in a norwegian jail for taking numerous photos of blonde girls with long legs and photoshopping them and posting them on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Well don't forget to get me a job there in that intermediate period.
I'm counting on you here, I've dropped out of university and started learning Norwegian
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:03, archived)
# i hate to be the one to tell you
but you've been learning nynorsk and you should've been learning bokmal
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Oh brilliant and I bet that flat I sold one and a half kidneys to buy is actually in Oslo, Texas
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:07, archived)
# you got it
:(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:10, archived)
# There's a town in Colorado called Pueblo.
I mean, really. Come on. Try harder than that.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:15, archived)
# There's a town in Switzerland called
Cockmunching Cuntholes. No shit.

On the sign on your way in it says "Cockmunching Cuntholes. No shit. Twinned with Corby, United Kingdom."
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:29, archived)
# As in...
"that's starting to hurt, how about we 'move to Oslo' for a while?"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:01, archived)
# hahahaha
yes, exactly like that
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:03, archived)
# He never listens to me :(
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:04, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:53, archived)
# ive studied this and will research it for some time
its rather lully
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:56, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:03, archived)
# :D
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(herman:D, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:44, archived)
# w00t

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Her bum throbs!
throb

throb

throb...
(Sciuridae with Paridae How long has it been since I last posted?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:56, archived)
# bass junk
in the trunk
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Phwoar
I likes that
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:45, archived)
# wow!! styling!! like that a lot
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Oh gosh. Oh gosh oh gosh.
Mofaha, I'm oh goshing right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:21, archived)
[challenge entry] quick and smelly...
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:14, archived)
# And his name is
Hankey!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:16, archived)
# *sigh*
Don't make me start shouting cancer again. That got old. You wouldn't want that on your conscience.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:17, archived)
# happy brown snake is happy
needs more smiley faece :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:17, archived)
# just saw that myself ..aint he cute?
..shit - undermines own post
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Oh damn I get to post this again already.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:30, archived)
# I love you.
your pics always make me smile.
Right I'm off to do some crafting and smoke some award winning hash.
byeeeee.
:D
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Aw, Cakie lets do a hug.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:22, archived)
# :D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Awwww
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:10, archived)
# it seems i'm more innocent than i thought
i saw the top of this and though "liver?"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:19, archived)
# aaaaaaaannnnddd
i'm off.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Wholemeal bagel?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:37, archived)
# yeah well i looked at it and felt the stirrings of a trouser-snake
i may need psychiatric care
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Yes :D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:21, archived)
# needs more lolcock
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:23, archived)
# ...

I jest
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:34, archived)
# irate kitty ....lolz
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Angry kitta is ANGRY
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:38, archived)
# RAR!
fsk fsk
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Can't see either of these.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:41, archived)
# both are b3tard hosted
no?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:43, archived)
# I just get torn paper images.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Oh look, there they are.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:48, archived)
# erm
(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:24, archived)
# lolz
(herman:D, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:29, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:02, archived)
# Jive Freebase. JIVE!!!!
I fucking love these. :D:D:D:D:D:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! unsey a frizzy haired fruit since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:04, archived)
#
(herman:D, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:05, archived)
# hahaha!
saturday night freebase! woo!

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:45, archived)
# GUYS! STOAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:05, archived)
# yay :)

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Superb!!! One day I shall have these going...
(Dot Cottons minge, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:11, archived)
# *posts response*

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:12, archived)
# found this:
b3ta

A website filled to the brim with adults with the minds of children.
Some of these "kidults" are quite talented artists, and should be out
selling their wares, but instead waste their efforts creating a masterpiece
then scribbling a giant penis on it and calling everyone "gay".

Though the "b3ta mindset" is easy to slip into, it is generally a bad idea;
you will end up finding humour in things most normal people have long
abandoned for a more mature attitude.

A typical discussion about an image on b3ta:

Jack: "LOL! A COCK! How original!"

Jill: "No it's not"

Jack: "LOL! COCK!"
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Yeah, finding humour is always something to be frowned at.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:15, archived)
# I'm just telling you what I found.
Don't get all miffed or I'll tell mom!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:16, archived)
# "you're all gay"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:16, archived)
# NO! Youn are!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:17, archived)
# LOL you pair of cocks
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:19, archived)
# you said "cock"
LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:26, archived)
# LOL you also said "COCK"
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:39, archived)
# My retort follows:
SHUT UP YOU'RE UPSETTING ME.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:23, archived)
# I reckon I know which ex-b3tan this is
and sadly they're not far wrong, there is very little in the way of diversity on here anymore.
Oh well.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Really I just want to give the world a giant CDC
can I do that?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Speaking as one of those most guilty of filling the board with repetitive, derivative shite
feel free to add a bit of diversity -- it's always got to be a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:52, archived)
# LOL! You said COCK!
Where did you find that?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:39, archived)
# erm, here?
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:45, archived)
# He's got he's footing!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:50, archived)
# whoever wrote that is a homosexal and is retarted which is a mute point
HAHAH COCK
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Merry Christmas


Click for bigger (23 kb)
(Dot Cottons minge, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:46, archived)
# click for bigger?
*sighs*
i wish it were that easy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:48, archived)
# hahahaha:D
(herman:D, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:48, archived)
# Do my Goldbum pictures not make your profile? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:03, archived)
# i tried
it says not found on this server :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:14, archived)
# What? WHAT?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:15, archived)
# not found, mu, not found
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:19, archived)
# What isn't found?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:19, archived)
# the image
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:20, archived)
# My image?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:26, archived)
#
I'm still new at this... apologies :(
(Dot Cottons minge, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:51, archived)
# go on then
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Do it ya yella belly.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:53, archived)
# needs more cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:55, archived)
#
think it needs for chirstmas cheers... few bits of tinseland stuff...?
(Dot Cottons minge, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:56, archived)
# sorry

(herman:D, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Stable spliff is a fixed point in time and space.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:00, archived)
# can we go there?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Bindun?
(ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Why does this have no replies?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:54, archived)
# maybe
cos it's a bit rubbish :(
(ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:57, archived)
# I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:57, archived)
# thanks!
(ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:00, archived)
# not enough cock
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:20, archived)
# better?

(ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:23, archived)
# lol cock
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:41, archived)
# because
I really don't know. It's the will of the board
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:55, archived)
#
fp fp fp fp !!
(lunatek, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 1:21, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry, love the source pic
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:39, archived)
# FUCKING CANCER CANCER CANCER
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:40, archived)
# FUCKING SAGITTARIUS SAGITTARIUS SAGITTARIUS
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:41, archived)
# No, cancer. Bad cancer. Brain cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:42, archived)
# arse cancer, by the look of it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:43, archived)
# He's got an arse like a well slapped face
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:44, archived)
# sounds like my mate
he's got a face like a bag of smacked twats
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:46, archived)
# Caught arse cancer from bumming too much cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:44, archived)
# this is what happens when you bum cancer
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:47, archived)
# Cancer cancer cancer cancer
Shouting cancer cancer cancer cancer
Shouting mega mega
white thing
mega mega white thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:49, archived)
# mega mega white thing?
that'll be the tumour
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:50, archived)
# Cancer; don't bum it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:55, archived)
# i won't
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:04, archived)
# The secret's out


(Yes, it is a shit shop)

Edit: And Merry Christmarse.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:52, archived)
# okay!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:58, archived)
# Fucking A!
It seems if I go on about something for long enough someone makes me a picture of it. I got a stoat yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:59, archived)
# Only you though
we live to bring your nightmares fantasies to life...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:01, archived)
# You use dots a lot...
Not as much as atomic... but still a lot...
Oh man I TOTALLY went there.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:04, archived)
# I do!
it's a habit, that I learned here actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:06, archived)
# .........................................................................................................................................sorry...
...it's a (trademark) habit, brain malfunction.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:34, archived)
# JEFF GOLDBLUM NAKED
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Give me a minute.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:06, archived)
# ok, but only a minute
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:15, archived)
# why must you shit on my dreams, mu?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:18, archived)
# Oh, you wanted GOOD naked.
ok.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:19, archived)
# yes i wanted good naked
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:25, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:27, archived)
# now, THAT'S more like it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:28, archived)
# aaaawww! he looks all pudgy there!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:42, archived)
# but you also wanted Jeff Goldblum.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:27, archived)
# That was my original thinking.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:30, archived)
# i happen to find him
seriously fuckable
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Girl on the internet: what are you doing?
me: Drawing naked pictures of Jeff Goldblum.
me: you asked
Girl: What are you really doing.
me: Drawing naked pictures of Jeff Goldblum.
me: linktopicture1.png
me: linktopicture2.png
me: :D
...
me: :|
...
me: :(
me: You asked what I was doing...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:35, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:38, archived)
# They will never understand
I was giggling to myself last night imagining making an annoying horse dancing half retarded to the acoustic version of "Sleigh Bells" in Flash... she was not amused.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:38, archived)
# i would be amused
but then i'm not your average girl
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:43, archived)
# This is true
:{D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Worst cyber evar
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:40, archived)
# MAO
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Don't fret
I'm already on this.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:10, archived)
# See kids, being a git pays off.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:02, archived)
# You're also a fanny, don't forget.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:04, archived)
# *narrows eyes*
British fanny, or american fanny?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:05, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:06, archived)
# gadzooks!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:40, archived)
# Merry Assmas is more like it...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:48, archived)
# oh man
i really want to stick my cock in that
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:11, archived)
# If that looks appealling....
*sits down*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:14, archived)
# hahaha... so do I
www.b3ta.com/board/9826255
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:25, archived)
# it's wisterical!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:36, archived)
# Oldtimer steppin in my turf right here.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:37, archived)
# Not worth its own thread
So I'm squeezing it in here.



You might get 1.21 Gigawatts from the battery pack but I don't know if it can get to 88mph
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:38, archived)
# As if that smiley face is driving that car.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:39, archived)
# *ahem* 1.21 gigawatts
EDIT: damn your ninja skills!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:40, archived)
# I don't know how I slipped.
Just watched the whole series this past weekend. Part 1 still stands up amazingly well and II and III are very watchable.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:43, archived)
# they are very good
if you want to see a very silly film, watch the boneyard.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:44, archived)
# arf
he is wanking as he has a body in the back of the car with it's leg poking out.
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:00, archived)
# It's the giant penis MARTY! Something's got to be done about the giant penis!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:38, archived)
# He'll regret having his back to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:39, archived)
# as in BACK TO THE FUCHSIA
i get it now
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:41, archived)
# I thought that was your joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:43, archived)
# but
i thought it was your joke
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:46, archived)
# But... what... no, wait...
*aneurysm*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:47, archived)
# How about that time
I made a joke? Oh gosh.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:47, archived)
# never happened
didn't occur...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Oh fuck :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:04, archived)
# ah, now THERE'S a problem i can handle!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:40, archived)
# naughty naughty
ZOMG the board is so 2004 right now!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:00, archived)
# isn't it just
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:05, archived)
# can't tell me it's not
*fingers into ears*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:06, archived)
# how do you finger someone into an ear?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:09, archived)
# it takes a lot of getting used to
and at least two cans of lard.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:11, archived)
# two whole cans?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:14, archived)
# hole cans
you cheeky...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:39, archived)
# Ohh.. my GOD
Yessssssssssss!!!!!!

*does fist pump thing*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:59, archived)
[challenge entry] A minty christmas treat!
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:15, archived)
# Mint humbugs are awesome.
More mint humbugs.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:16, archived)
# ^this
many times over
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:17, archived)
# Goes well with lamb too.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:17, archived)
# they inspire AWE
Do they, really?

'Awesome' is the most overstated word these days since LOL
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:21, archived)
# Shut up, old man.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:22, archived)
# like, toadally
im 30, so i guess you are right. I am a bitter old charlie brooker of a man. I thought everyone on here was like that?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:24, archived)
# I'm 9.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:25, archived)
# /s/l?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:25, archived)
# /f/wiv ma bestest mates!!!
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:26, archived)
# Want some Cider?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:28, archived)
# Would you like to see a train set?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:26, archived)
# Laaaaame.
Toys gotta have touchscreens these days, grandad
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:27, archived)
# I've got a special type of touchscreen if you're interested.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:28, archived)
# LCD or PLASMA?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:28, archived)
# SMEGMA
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:30, archived)
# Ok, cut the crap gramps. Gizatenner and I'll let you touch my vadge.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:31, archived)
# Ooh, a name brand.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:31, archived)
# Is it OLED because otherwise you can take your sweets and fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:30, archived)
# groomer
i'm reporting you you dirty perve! this is just like when that nice man said he had a puppy to show me.
(almighty benners hasn't kicked a pigeon since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:29, archived)
# No, us cool kids are rad and we say awesome a bunch and we graffiti our bitches and skateboard into some dudes.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:26, archived)
# YES. THEY FUCKING INSPIRE AWE.
THE SAME WAY TERRIFIC THINGS INSPIRE TERROR.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:26, archived)
# WELCOME TO THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE BITCHTITS.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:28, archived)
# Shut up, Bill Bailey.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:28, archived)
# i like bill bailey :-D
Not that keen on his musical stuff and the whole LOLDRUGS thing though.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:41, archived)
# this actually made me laugh
although i despise mint sauce with lamb.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:18, archived)
# Mint sauce is acceptable. Not on every forkful of lamb though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:19, archived)
# i just don't like mint sauce
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:23, archived)
# O M G
I hate you for your opinions!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:30, archived)
# as long as you don't hate me because i'm beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:34, archived)
# OH YEAH!
WHAT YOU GONNA DO IF I DID!?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:35, archived)
# dazzle you with my looks
then kick you in the fish mitten
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:48, archived)
# How much do you charge for one of those?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:53, archived)
# several monies
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:06, archived)
# What do you have instead?
Pure gravy?
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:22, archived)
# yes
it doesn't interfere with the lamby taste.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:24, archived)
# But the mix of the two
is nice - giving a lovely minty gravy. Yum yum.
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:29, archived)
# it's nice if you like mint sauce
but i don't. personally, i like ginger biscuits with brown sauce on them, but i am well aware i am in the minority on this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:33, archived)
# Cilla Black
Likes to rub an oxo cube on an orange and eat it. My friend Tim swears by marmalade and bacon sandwiches. I once knew someone who crunched through fish fingers straight from the freezer. People like weird foods. But lamb with no mint is really odd.
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:38, archived)
# I USED TO EAT FISH FINGERS FROM THE FREEZER WHEN I WAS ABOUT 4!
BUT I USED TO RINSE THEM UNDER THE TAP FIRST SO THAT WAS OK!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:41, archived)
# i used to eat raw sausages
and i do like the occasional oxo cube. not on an orange, though.
thin slices of granny smith apple are nice when dipped into tomato soup.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:42, archived)
# Never underestimate the power of gravy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:24, archived)
# I have mint sauce with mint sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:25, archived)
# i find it deeply unpleasant
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:29, archived)
# Mint jelly
is loads better. not so vinegarry.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 19:30, archived)
# HA!
bumhug
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:20, archived)
# clickin' dis.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:26, archived)
# Right out of Dickens, you clever kid.
Colonists will want to try it on: www.treasureislandsweets.co.uk/acatalog/mint_humbug.html
(hilarleo, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:14, archived)
# SAGITTARIUS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:15, archived)
# you delight me
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:17, archived)
# sorry but i'm rissing
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry, last one I promise.
(Leemondus, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:05, archived)
# FUCKING CANCER!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:06, archived)
# I think that young man has twigged its not the real Santa
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:06, archived)
# The real Santa has CANCER!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:09, archived)
# You're upsetting me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Prostate cancer.
He has 4 months at best.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Mu :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:12, archived)
# It's ok. I'm talking about cancer the star sign.
He has a crab in his prostate and... uh... it's only got enough money for another 4 months rent then it has to move out. Yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:14, archived)
# Crabs are silly :>
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:14, archived)
# Heh, I still got the blarney.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:17, archived)
# canker sores?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:10, archived)
# Cankles?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:13, archived)
# O hai popular glitter
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:09, archived)
# he mostly comes at night.
mostly.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:10, archived)
# Or whenever I have a spare £20.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:12, archived)
# he's certainly dropped his appearance fees
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:15, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:53, archived)
# CANCER!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Santy is a dick this year. He turned into all the food.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:57, archived)
# ROAST KLAUS!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:02, archived)
# ROAST KANCER!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:05, archived)
# hairy turkey, that's all we need!
"where's the gravy, ethel?"
"it's in the kitchen, next to the shaving foam"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:03, archived)
# No bollocks for me thanks, I am trying to watch my cholesterol.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:04, archived)
# more testicles means more iron
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:06, archived)
# Zinc

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:07, archived)
# that's fine, then
i take zinc supplements anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Iron testicules???
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:07, archived)
# yes. iron testicules.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Ahh, in that case..
BRING ON THE BALL(S)!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:07, archived)
# *brings on the balls*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:09, archived)
# No cholesterol for me thanks
I'm trying to watch my bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:14, archived)
# You can keep the breast, I'll have a leg
Not sure about the peas either. And "Wot? No gravy?"
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:04, archived)
# lovely bit of thigh
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Merry Squidmas

this akcherlee happenz
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:10, archived)
# das ist ein OCTOPUS
Das is nacht ein squid.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:11, archived)
# It is an octopus!
But I like it anyway, it's a tentacled sea creature.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:16, archived)
# I thought it was calamari?
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:18, archived)
# racist
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:18, archived)
# you better believe it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:41, archived)
# wouldn't that be
speciesist?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:35, archived)
# you reposting goon!
Ive seen this before (i think)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:11, archived)
#
#http://www.b3tards.com/u/47d4f22ce09c8375f366/killersnowsquid.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Aw man, you're totally conforming.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Let's play who can call him a cunt the funniest
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:26, archived)
# I fucking saw that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:27, archived)
# cumbersomeltergiset
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:30, archived)
# I need a whole other account just to protect an e.
(Mu2, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:46, archived)
# You guys :C
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Oh but I love that game
Why you gotta spoil my fun by being FAIR
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:50, archived)
# You're willingly listening to Chris Cornell - your opinion is invalid.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:53, archived)
# :c
Do you like any of his CV of bands?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:54, archived)
# No, but at least Soundgarden had some credibility.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Rawk ^_^ ~ ~ * ~
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Just what I expected from a Chris Cornell fan.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Well anyway, I'm not a major fan but I'm having a pretending-I'm-still-16 day.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:01, archived)
# :3 I'm having another day where I don't know what to listen to.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Blink 182!
Sum 41!
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Don't be vulgar. I opted for Rudimentary Peni and Crom-Tech.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:07, archived)
# SHUT THE FUCK UP! I TRY AND I TRY AND I TRY AND WHAT DO I GET FROM YOU?
THIS SHIT! AGAIN! OK, I GIVE UP! I WASH MY HANDS OF YOU! GO FUCKING SLEEP WITH YOUR WHORE FOR ALL I CARE! I HOPE YOU GET CANCER.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:54, archived)
# mmmm, anger...
have you ever had angry sex?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:57, archived)
# I can barely afford normal sex. They charge extra for kinky.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:58, archived)
# they? who is this "they?"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:00, archived)
# The young supple rent boys out in the park.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:01, archived)
# WHAT PARK????
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Queens park. Down the road, turn right, go on til the cross roads, turn left. Go straight until the park comes up on your right.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:04, archived)
# that's too far to go for sex
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Under a mile. You could always take a taxi.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:10, archived)
# Yeah, soz. 2nd thoughts should have TJ'd
Top marks for the use of the word 'Goon'!
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:14, archived)
# goon is a very underrated word
no worries though - i like it. Nice timing and skull ricochet
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Thanks!
Perhaps should have done a crimbo mashup with a santa hat on the skull? Always next year...
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:23, archived)
# NO!
I hate it how things are instantly 'christmassy' when you add one of those hats on it.

Holly and snow are also prime offenders. Snow is officially no longer considered christmassy since it hasnt snowed at christmas for a hundred million years!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Deserves to be eaten...
Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Tentaclick
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Gizakiss.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:16, archived)
# SQUIDZ R DEDLEE
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:25, archived)
# THEY IZ JUST MISUNDASTOOD
THEY WANT HUGZ!

EDIT: 'Ning, B3ta.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:27, archived)
# THEY WANT DEEP FRYING IN TEMPURA BATTURZ!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Mmmmmmm! Yes Pleez Dat wud b da bomb
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:31, archived)
# NO THEY IZ WANTING A FRENDZ
NOT ANEMONES!

Sorry. Ish
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:39, archived)
# sweet dancing grandma!
*headdesks*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Yep, I brought my terrible puns back with me ^^
Octopii are suckers for good wordplay ^^
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:43, archived)
# oof!
haven't had octopus for a while, but i did have sushi today
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Haven't had either in a long time
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:48, archived)
# they sell musky octopus in lidl
not that i shop there, you understand
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Lidl no brand sausages are better than brand sausages.
See also: lidl jaffa cakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:00, archived)
# lidl fruit and veg
last much, much longer than anything from asda or tesco
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Octopus woo!
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:31, archived)
# that's just cheating
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Bring ice and a side dish


The Donner story may be a bit obscure in some parts of the world
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:05, archived)
# hahahahaha!
CANNIBALOLS
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:06, archived)
# "When you invited me to a spitroast this isn't what I had in mind..."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:10, archived)
# shut up and eat
(less abruptly, but more difficult to do: close your mouth and eat)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Get it down you!
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:37, archived)
# bye
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Donner, Party of 8
no, make that 7





6

etc.

(a common reservations joke in California restaurants.)
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:53, archived)
# The Adventures of Gavin Turk's Brick

What?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:59, archived)
# I LOVE MY BRICK!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:02, archived)
# lol
"completely worthless substitute". Why doesn't he just sign the substitute? Then it basically becomes the original again.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Hahaha This ^
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:13, archived)
# haha love the quote
"We are treating this seriously - important art has been taken," said Area10 Project Space's Dimitri Launder.
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:03, archived)
# I've nothing against art. But I struggle to think of any art, of any sort, as "important".
Maybe they meant "relatively important art".
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:05, archived)
# more like impotent
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:06, archived)
# what a pile of shit - im glad it was stolen
In other news - boys stamped on deer for fun? Woman gets bleach on head for telling kids to be quiet in cinema? What the hell is wrong with this country??

Oh, and swine flu less lethan than feared? WHAT A SURPRISE
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:04, archived)
# The deer probably started it.
Particularly if it was a roe deer. Going around the place eating eating stuff and not having any natural predators. How dare they!?
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:08, archived)
# I could have told those doctors years ago what was going to happen with that mutated flu virus!
Furthermore, I'm calling hocum on this whole "drug resistant staph infection coming our way in 10 years" thing - we've been down this road before, fellas...
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:14, archived)
# It's all true.
A man with no qualifications in microbiology has proved it in a makeshift lab in his garden shed, so it must be true.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:35, archived)
# The daily mail is that way >
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:18, archived)
# some guy tried to kill himself in our Tesco this morning
blood everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Lower your fucking prices then.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:26, archived)
# it was 3 for 2 on knives
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:29, archived)
# 3 knives and he failed
whats the world coming to eh?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Have brick, will travel.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:05, archived)
# duUHH I PUTTED MY NAME ONNA BRICK
GIVE ME A THOUSAND MONEY
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:06, archived)
# For some reason the phrase "a thousand money" made me laugh.
I think that the pound should be replaced with 'the money' as a unit of currency, and that the Royal Navy should always have at least one ship called 'HMS Ship'.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:09, archived)
# hehehe
Aah warsh marseylf with a raaaag on a brick!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Don't cha hate that?...
...(wish I thought of it!)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:45, archived)
# bloody BBC news and is London-brick-centric reporting
as if bricks don't get up to things elsewhere in the country, typical.

Also I hope it's been used in building a wall somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:12, archived)
# I'd like to read a story in a weeks time saying that it has been returned
via the "artist's" window.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:36, archived)
# I reckon this is a publicity stunt.
Or part of the "art" itself.

It's a fucking load of bollocks whatever it is, and NO, just because it makes you have an opinion does NOT make it art. I have an opinion on rape, but that's not considered art by anyone else.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:25, archived)
# More bumhug...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 16:58, archived)
# mistlesteptoe and son?
nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:01, archived)

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