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# Best Wishes
(except maybe France)

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:31, archived)
# All we are saying...
is give peas a chance!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:33, archived)
# y'ol hippie ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:35, archived)
# I just can't stand carrot crush
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Slice me off a peas of that !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:36, archived)
# any good Will Smith to go with that?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Aaaugh *just got it*


(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:36, archived)
# why, thang-ang-ang you
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Who cares...a giant ribbon is about to destroy Earth!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:40, archived)
# oh that's the protective Communist barrier
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:41, archived)
# ...and someone peaed (peed?)...(did pea?)...(did pee?) on the moon!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:45, archived)
# At least one of the peas is safe in its escape pod
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:44, archived)
# going where no man has pead before
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Brussels sprouts take over the world!
I fucking KNEW this would happen :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:48, archived)
# you flunked agronomy in grammar school?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:56, archived)
# I also flunked grammar in agronomy school :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:34, archived)
# ...nobody looking?...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Hahahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:25, archived)
# "yes....I am!"
lolz
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:28, archived)
# HAHA
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Mmmmmmmn . . . makin' a lemonade slurry !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:39, archived)
# work sucks!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Hahahaha... hooray for anti social pissing!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:42, archived)
# oh yeah...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:47, archived)
# hahahahahah:))
(herman:D, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Introducing Samuel Whiskers and The Verminators


Dance tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:20, archived)
# *glees*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Wonderful!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Oh much prettiness!
This gets you the...


(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:28, archived)
# yeah!!!
can I put it on my profile squeezle?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Oh my!
Absolutely if you want! *blushes*
I only just finished making it and didn't think I would need it for a while - it's only really going to be given in the cause of fluffeh and there isn't much of that here at the moment!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:34, archived)
# I will earn one of these one day. I WILL I WILL I WILL.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:42, archived)
# You make meow feel like dantsin !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:28, archived)
# pogo!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:34, archived)
# I see a few former "Hairballers" are there....they rock!
..............
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Better than the best of all the animals....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Hahahah what?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:20, archived)
# yay for farmyard animal diagrams

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:20, archived)
# I love this!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Orly?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Thou cant make cheese from a HORSE
the result is too watery and pungent
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Nonsense. Ever eaten a Baby Bel? They're not watery at all.....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Thank goodness instructions are included . . . otherwise one would never know where to start !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Oh Jeremy and your fucked up man seed
What have you done?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:24, archived)
# haha...."MOM,can we go and feed the ...erm?"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:26, archived)
# i made one of those once...
...but yours is far superior.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:27, archived)
# i'll take a dozen of them
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Yup. This all seems to be in order.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:27, archived)
# But where are the go-faster stripes?
WHERE ARE THE GO-FASTER STRIPES?
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:35, archived)
# This is bloody brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:52, archived)
# LOL! Whinny Box!
(batboy ...is it beer o'clock yet??!, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Public Health Announcement
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:57, archived)
# I could just go for a chocolate orange.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Oo look, the b3ta host is up again.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:16, archived)
# i would fucking LOVE a terrys chocolate orange right now.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:06, archived)
# NOT FOR GIRLS!
!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:13, archived)
# bloody hell
it's not for girls, when will they learn?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:17, archived)
# When Monkey Beers for Dummies is published.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:18, archived)
# So I get the Terry's Chocolate Orange being orange shaped and flavoured.
What I don't get are the Terry's Chocolate Orange Mint ones. Why are they orange shaped with segments? Do they taste of mint AND orange? Or just orange and the box is green to represent mint? Or is the box itself mint flavoured? *brain implodes*
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Orange shaped
But with mint chocolate, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Great advice.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Monkey Beer... it's not for the ladies...
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:21, archived)
# yum...retro bitches.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:35, archived)
# CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:50, archived)
# I'm sure this will end happily.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:51, archived)
# I'd like to share your optimism.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Why is it always lovely and crisp in your images?
Very nice

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Is it because he's a lovely crisp?
maybe a Frazzle?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:56, archived)
# I'm the Real McCoy
Oh god I can't believe I just posted this.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:57, archived)
# such terrible punnage
im going for a walk(ers)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:05, archived)
# You naughty scamp(i fry)!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Cheer up... it's nearly Christmas!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Hahahaha I so want that t-shirt
"Cheer up, hippy - tanks are cool!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:56, archived)
# scary fuckin horse stables
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:58, archived)
# ....and a cool, dank rain shower?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:04, archived)
# No people.........................................YES!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:43, archived)
# This means nothing to me
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Nippy tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Awwww lil bastard
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Sausages!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:34, archived)
# fuck yes!
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:35, archived)
# LACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Himmler?
I know someone who met him.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:38, archived)
# who? who? tell me, WHO!?!?!?!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Hitler
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:43, archived)
# I deny ever meeting Hitler
I also deny ever having been invited to his summer home, ever meeting his charming girlfriend Eva, and I especially deny ever being on their Xmas card list.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:46, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:19, archived)
# An old German woman, friend of the family
She met Himmler when she was a little girl. She says Himmler had nasty little eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:43, archived)
# fuckin hell, yeah, hes a creepy little fucker alright
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:50, archived)
# You know Hitler!
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:56, archived)
# awwww
nice upper jaw (?!) action.

More creatures should have pivoting upper jaws.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Oops!
Well spotted...grrrrr :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:45, archived)
# if more creatures had moveable upper jaws, it would be excellent
just imagine a dog barking and its whole skull flipping up and down 'terence and phillip' style, with its lower jaw fixed firmly in place!

Just imagine....!

*has a lie down*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:47, archived)
# *gets pliers and hacksaw*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:47, archived)
# *gets Chaka Demus*
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:52, archived)
# *wags tail*
that's a cutie:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:22, archived)
# "Good day to you all, I hope you have a spiffing weekend"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Sexy frogman.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Good show, Colonel
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Ha!
"Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my rag-time girl"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Hello, my baby!
Hello, my honey!
Hello, my ragtime gal!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:25, archived)
# I saw "Son of Mask" on Sunday
not a great film but it references the singing frog cartoon. I just had to draw the little scamp.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:37, archived)
# ^^ One Froggy Evening (Chuck Jones)
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:42, archived)
# I wish that they still showed cartoons on telly
I cant even remember that last time I saw a "Tom & Jerry". I assume that they've been deemed irrelevant for modern kids.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:45, archived)
# baby my heart's on fire
AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGHHHHH! IT BURNS!
*dies*

I wonder how many mushy love songs you can ruin by taking the word 'heart' literally?

#Last christmas, i gave you my heart.... #
etc - you get the idea
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Brrrrrrrrrr- Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....
(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:33, archived)
# have a photoshop doodle thing (re-hosted on tinypic)
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Beware the deadly tadpole
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:37, archived)
# DEMONSPAWN.
Redsushi, listen here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=KP-nVpOLW88
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:37, archived)
# ALSO
Redsushi, read this: myimmortalrehost.webs.com/chapters122.htm
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:44, archived)
# And then John was a zombie.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:47, archived)
# also: charlotte gainsbourg gets a huge thumbs up from me.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Yes.
Especially that duet about incest she did with her father when she was 12.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Gronkpan, you're upsetting me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:52, archived)
# It's a fantastic song
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-O5MZfsolg
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:53, archived)
# It's very upsetting.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:54, archived)
# pffft
"I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie."
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Best vampire fanfic EVER
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:51, archived)
# I've suddenly regained confidence in today's youths' linguistic abilities
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Why is he covering his mouth?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:39, archived)
# fucked if i know :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:44, archived)
# He saw a ghost!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:46, archived)
# im not even sure if he has a mouth, or if they are ribs or fingers, meh
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:55, archived)
# trying not to vomit

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Yes, this I like
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:41, archived)
# why are b3tards images borked to me?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:00, archived)
# DNS issues apparently.
Can we get a banner at the top of the page explaining it or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:03, archived)
# It's fading in and out man
like this acid
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Dreamhost or something
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:07, archived)
# can you try something?
if you're on windows, Start -> Run -> cmd.exe then type
ipconfig /flushdns
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:10, archived)
# That did something.
But I can see b3tards, but not ones hosted here. That's completely different to last night. \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:19, archived)
# yay progress
shift-reload? clear the cache? restart the browser?
one of those might work
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:22, archived)
# No, no and no :(
When I say hosted here I mean the b3ta uploader, I don't know if this is my problem or anyone elses.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:26, archived)
# stumped again
so going to blame caching. does this work?
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Works fine for me
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Yes.
B3tards is OK, the b3ta image uploader is currently borked
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Yes, works fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:36, archived)
# I am a numpty
looks like something's caching the old redexes. with any luck, you should pick up new posts fine.

Didn't realise I wasn't talking to HappyToast. Need sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Ooops, sorry for confusing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:41, archived)
# If only we all had our usernames underneath each post we make...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Don't poke fun at the magic man who makes things work.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:47, archived)
# I'm creating a rapport
Then I'm going to ask him nicely to fix the search so it shows the correct results on page 3 and beyond
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:52, archived)
# cr3 says they're swapping ram in the server, should be back in a bit
just so long as they don't let the magic smoke out
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Borked for me, too
Can't even get onto the site. May have to work instead. THIS IS TERRIBLE.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Well we put a tea rota up but they didn't comply!
'ningles matey:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:27, archived)
# bad sperm man, bad sperm

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Grrraaah!


Oh... he likes you...
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:32, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:35, archived)
# It may be the sleep deprivation kicking in,
but that just created a projectile tea/monitor interface problem here. =P
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Ha ha!... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:52, archived)
# 'the fuck WAS that?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:38, archived)
# methinks i detect some goat twat in this sauce
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:50, archived)
# yipes!
TJ: now this would be a cool a t-shirt: tinypic.com/view.php?pic=n4xedg&s=2
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Do they make e-paper in colour yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:18, archived)
# as soon as this is reality
that's what I'm going to wear
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:20, archived)
# not loading for me :(
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Nor me
is something borked?
(I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:35, archived)
# i think its the b3ta uploader
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:39, archived)
# I think it's MI5
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:44, archived)
# just where is the little blighter?
(ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:28, archived)
# China.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:28, archived)
# He should have a high visability vest on
In fact why doesnt everyone in a Where's Wally have one on? Im reporting this matter
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:33, archived)
# For that matter
In the current Dell laptop advert (Lollipop, lollipop etc.) why is everyone wearing a hard hat, indicating it's a hard hat area - apart from one man who wears a wooly hat? That's a disciplinary matter.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Yule Brynner
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:18, archived)
# arf!!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:19, archived)
# HA!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Oh yes
Altho I think it has bindun...

back to trying a Salvador Dalai Lama pix
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Shucks, have a DIY Llama

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Have a Bajoran Llama
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:35, archived)
# :D...silly!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:43, archived)
# i would like to hang out of the back of her for half an hour!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:47, archived)
# You nana
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Dali llama?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:35, archived)
#
Hercule dali llama
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:03, archived)
# No I wont!
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Yule be humbugged.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Quick and Dirty...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:44, archived)
[challenge entry] I love Christmas
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:14, archived)
# I like santa Blessed
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:15, archived)
# HEY SHUT UP I WANT THAT LEGO RACECAR SHUT UP.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Is b3tards playing silly arses for anyone else today?
I'm getting thread after thread of redexes...
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Try reading:
www.b3tards.com
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:16, archived)
# That's not even loading!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Quote from b3tards
"Unfortunately, dreamhost shut this site down without notice, and less than 12 hours after I payed the hosting bill for the next year. Which I think you'll agree is particularly classy.

This is just a temporary host, and I've deleted images more than 90 days old until the move to the new box a year old.

If anything has been deleted that you want back online, do re-upload it.

If you want to download all your files up to 2009-12-08 and rehost them yourself then grab www.b3tards.com/u/{20-hex-characters-here}.zip"
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Ta
I managed to get that yesterday, but assumed that more recent images'd be unaffected. Ho-hum.

I also blame my work computer, which doesn't seem to want to download anything much at all at the moment.
:(

No, wait: that's a legitimate reason not to work, isn't it? Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:29, archived)
# What does '20-hex-characters-here' mean
I'm non-technical
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 17:18, archived)
# There's been some sort of grief with the host of of b3tards
I think it's going to be sporadic for a while. It was totally missing from the interweb last night when I checked.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:23, archived)
# kids = death...fact!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Just ask Myra Hindley
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Ha ha.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:42, archived)
# hahaha
fudging ace - love the evil santa!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Ah-ha! I can see this now.
And it's as excellent as I'd imagined it would be.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Fucking genius
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 2:06, archived)
# For some reason this pic remind me of the Golgothan off Dogma
What you think?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Tea anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:06, archived)
# *tea glees*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Sproutmas?...nevermind.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:25, archived)
# You had to be there:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:49, archived)
# awww lookit the happy
teatime pals! I like the new outfits the sugar cubes got to keep themselves warm :D *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:10, archived)
# The Teatime Pals!...ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Bertrand Russell was right!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:33, archived)
# about?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Teapots in Space!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russell%27s_teapot
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Wow...thanks for that...an interesting read to say the least!...GO TEAPOT!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:59, archived)
# I do loves the teatime pals
lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of muchly.
but I didn't know if they had a name
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 15:48, archived)
# I don't suppose there's some coffee in his hat is there? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Taint gonna happen, but...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:19, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:30, archived)
# :D:D:D
happy presents are sooooooooooooooooo happy too:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Christmas Festivi-teas!
\o/
glee on a stick
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Our finest gifts we bring, they're up in my bum!


HEY EVERYBODY! BING CROSBY HAS A NEW CHRISTMAS FRIEND! HE ALSO HAS A GIANT HEAD!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:02, archived)
# family guy
lol
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:03, archived)
# I love that bit :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Stop hitting me you dead crooner.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:07, archived)
# This is really very poor, Michael.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:14, archived)
# *sadface*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Somebody PLEASE, think about his pancreas.
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(Clawhand Luke Old bear! He likes the honey!, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:00, archived)
# eating sugary foods doesn't cause diabetes
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:03, archived)
# no it doesnt
However, telling mum that daddy comes in your room at night DOES.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:05, archived)
# That and bad AIDS!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:08, archived)
# I tried to explain the bad aids gag to my dad the other day
He's got a great snese of humor so i thought he'd love it. 5 mins of me doing all the parts, voices and actions and all I got was a blank, awkward expression.

AIDS LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:10, archived)
# and periscope reflections by the looks of it
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Ha, really?
Next you'll be telling me Saint Nick doesn't exist, and shattering another of my firmly held beliefs.
(Clawhand Luke Old bear! He likes the honey!, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:08, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Hahahaha...
WIN!! *Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:00, archived)
# heheh!
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:05, archived)
# I'd like...
a bloated wank minge for Christmas please.
(marcooosa has no idea what a board sig is, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 16:09, archived)
# FUCK YOU
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sat 12 Dec 2009, 23:57, archived)
# hahahaha
watch this - The Big Lebowski - The Fucking Short Version
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 5:01, archived)
# First fanny laugh of the day bollocks
Have a cuntbags click. x
(harrumph, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 13:16, archived)
# bugger me with a brio - got the newsletter out on time this week
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue408/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Thank you darling
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Is a brio half of a brioche?
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 13:46, archived)
# ah my typing
biro I meant to say
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 13:58, archived)
# You might want to stick with the half brioche
Less likely to rupture your innards. Probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:01, archived)
# I thought he meant a piece of the wooden railway set
so beloved of small children.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:16, archived)
# w00t!
cherers robb
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 13:46, archived)
# WHO WON COCK BOOKS ROB?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 13:46, archived)
# it's linked in the newsletter
I'll let those readers have a chance to enter too and then fold the winners into next weeks newsletter.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Flipping 'eck.
That's a bit efficient of you. Go and have a lie down, immediately. Doctor's orders.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Congratumalations!
I would post a "woo" image but b3tards is not loading for me

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 13:47, archived)
# It appears to be a tad borked....
you can use my woo if you like
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 13:51, archived)
# That's a wooful woo!
I got mine loaded at last but two woos are still better than one woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Cheers Rob
Can you please Modedit the cock pic below? ta
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 13:47, archived)
# done
anyone else you want hitting with my mod stick?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Hmmmm.
Well there's too much temptation there.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Yay!
this makes me happy.

(FAQ, pics only etc)
(I helped save b3ta! unsey a frizzy haired fruit since, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 13:56, archived)
# that's early!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 13:56, archived)
# On time?
Sod the biro you get the full Parker treatment!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Introducing some bad taste bad drawing...
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Frothy Itchy Discharge.
That's all I can remember from the last Ladies Magazine I glanced at.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 13:46, archived)

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