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# It's my b3taday! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Which pleases me immensely. Four years!
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:19, archived)
# Merry bidet
:)
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:20, archived)
# Happy day!
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:21, archived)
# Write on . . . happy b4taday !
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:22, archived)
# I think my camera's red-eye reduction isn't working
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:01, archived)
# They don't even make a Visine strong enough for that !
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:04, archived)
# What's a Visine?
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:13, archived)
# It gets the red out !
Click on "Continue" for a coupon worth $2.00 off any VISINE® product. ...
VISINE® TEARS® Dry Eye Relief. VISINE® TEARS® Long Lasting Dry Eye Relief ...
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:16, archived)
# Dry-relief?
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:20, archived)
# Erm . . . you know when you need . . . something about friction . . .
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:30, archived)
# stop rubbing em !!!
eye eye 8)
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:07, archived)
# woosome .....*imagines passengers faces after you take their fares and look up*
"that's NOT where we're going...muwwwwwwhahahaha"
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:08, archived)
# Bloody Sithlords
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:08, archived)
# The power of b3ta has corrupted my mind
I read that as "Shitlords"
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:12, archived)
# Sounds sadly like my breast reduction!
*parades around in swanky new username*
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:09, archived)
# Riverghost, you've had a sex change!
:D
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:11, archived)
# pics or
....
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:14, archived)
# I wish I did have pictures you'll have to ask OohBunnies for them :D
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:15, archived)
# I am highly perturbed by your change of username!
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:13, archived)
#
perturbed aroused
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:14, archived)
# I am literally engorged!
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:15, archived)
# The most attractive cheese : Cheddar Gorgeous
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:19, archived)
# What spurred it?
Is this ClanSoul-style witness relocation, or just a whim?
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:18, archived)
# No. My WOW character name and the HT image that followed:)
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:38, archived)
# OIC.
I remember the picture now. Tis a goodun.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:40, archived)
# he flashed me
:)
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:12, archived)
# In a rapey duck kind of way?
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:13, archived)
# the
only way :)
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:15, archived)
# Rofl-hypnol
:D
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:16, archived)
# What's up !
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:50, archived)
# :DDDDD
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:51, archived)
# All it can eat !
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:54, archived)
# My, how the world has changed in 6000 years
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:52, archived)
# That's so true . . . I looked it up !
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:55, archived)
# The Caveman...
he is up...

What do I win?
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:53, archived)
# You win an all expenses paid trip to the past !
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:55, archived)
# Yes!
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:53, archived)
# Yes . . . and Dino knows there will always be more !
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:56, archived)
# Poor little man didn't stand a chance :)
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:54, archived)
# Right . . . he should have held is ground !
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:57, archived)
# This is science
and the main reason why Scientologists discredit the dinosaurs. WOO!
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:55, archived)
# There you have it . . . living proof !
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:57, archived)
# They don't like living poofs either for that matter:P
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:59, archived)
# In that case . . . they'll just have to wait . . .
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:00, archived)
# hahaha..........................."peolpe am food" :D
Photobucket
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:56, archived)
# Finally . . . the answer to the reason . . . why !
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:59, archived)
# :D
mmmmmm crunchy
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:04, archived)
# It loves that high . . . fiber diet !
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:07, archived)
# Slurp!
:D
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:05, archived)
# That's it . . . it's a slurposaurus !
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:09, archived)
# "ab gotta code" :(

(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:26, archived)
# Nasal jism.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:28, archived)
# Does her milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard?
Damn I'm meeting the girl I fancy the undergarments off tonight. I'm a little nervous. Never had that before.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:30, archived)
# LOL "butterflies"
:)
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:37, archived)
# Not that bad
Maybe caterpillars.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:40, archived)
# Noob?
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:41, archived)
# ?
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:41, archived)
# for your new name?
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:52, archived)
# Oh.
I'm considering OohBunnies.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:55, archived)
# Tongue twisted
them eyez are creeping me out
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:31, archived)
# That stuff oughta be bottled . . . if ya knows what I means . . .
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:32, archived)
# aah sure doooo's
:D
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:38, archived)
# haha cowsnots :D
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:34, archived)
# NOM
:)
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:40, archived)
# no more milk for me
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:35, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaw come on . . . it's been past your eyesed !
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:38, archived)
# arf......."tag it"......oh!
already is
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:42, archived)
# Ear today . . . gone to pasture !
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:47, archived)
# i like this 1 :DDD
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:49, archived)
# Drink all you want . . . it makes healthy bones !
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:51, archived)
# *shudders*
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:53, archived)
# That's where it comes from . . .
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:00, archived)
# howz about some nice runny yoghurt then?
:)
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:41, archived)
# He'll have to catch it first !
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:01, archived)
# haha at the poor bovine papped pissing on cam at the back there
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:36, archived)
# The dark side of the Moo
. . . . The dark side of the WOO

(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:39, archived)
# woo too
moo too :)
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:44, archived)
# hahah
:DD
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:49, archived)
# It's true I tells ya
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:17, archived)
# Sorry, You're new. You'll learn
As a new person you're meant to be shit and not understand that we do here.
You're not meant to have so much hummus! Stop being so good. It stops us nazis from having anything to do!

Draw us a kitten etc etc.

*clickies*
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:19, archived)
# Humble apologies kind sir.
I didn't read the rules proply. I will endeavour to be more shit in future and trawl the interweb for poorly rendered photographs of kittens.
thanks for clickies!
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:31, archived)
# You may want to consider wither the seam or the text on a picture approach in future.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:32, archived)
# A mobile tooth-pick service for sharks
Good job.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:21, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:21, archived)
# Is it real :D
perrrfect
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:25, archived)
# How so. No bridge!
Hey matey.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:26, archived)
# elloooo Happy Newewe Year!
howzit ? Good here - bleedin starving ... FOOD !
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:30, archived)
# Fooooooood!
Hippy moo year. First date jitter atm:P
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:31, archived)
# yay I love dates. Get stuck in me teeth though ;)
Good luck and no need to be nervous - just drink and relax
mmmmm beer
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:33, archived)
# lol
Not a date don't do those. Never been a nervous person around women either. Thing is she's a female riverghost and I wasn't expecting to meet one of those.
Just got chatting to her properly about a week ago and everything just clicked for the both of us. We even had an indepth conversation about goatsies!
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:36, archived)
# Goatse !
Nowt like chatting and clicking. You'll have a tip top time :D
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:43, archived)
# I shall now relinquish any credibilty I had
by admit I met her on Warcraft:P

We both terrorised the public channel in a very b3ta like way.:P
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:45, archived)
# nowt wrong with that
:D
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:49, archived)
# Does not each boat have a bridge ?
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:31, archived)
# no:P
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:32, archived)
# Well then . . . the guy peddlin' s got a bridge in his mouf !
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:35, archived)
# Ba doom, tish.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:39, archived)
# No bridge.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:28, archived)
# Curse you all and your eagle eyed fastidiousness.
I would have gotten away with it if only......if only I hadn't underestimated you all!
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:35, archived)
# That thing holding the pontoons together is called a bridge . . .
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:39, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaah yes . . . the good old days are back again !
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:31, archived)
# :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:51, archived)
# Pier pressure !
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:02, archived)
# i find your lack of
bridge disturbing
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:14, archived)
# Aft nooon

bigger
Edit: Now I think about it - it reminds me of Vince off of Rex The Runt
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 16:57, archived)
# Aww
Er... cuddles?
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 16:59, archived)
# Ear beak!
We're ear beak oz we're ear beak oz we're ear..

Nice work.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:01, archived)
# Hahahaha
the eyes are fantastic.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:05, archived)
# That thing has stunted my growth !
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:13, archived)
# lol
top shop:D
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:13, archived)
# Needs dental work. Oh, and er, more norks
Otherwise, superb.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:15, archived)
# Is this the fabled McNugget breed?
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:17, archived)
# mmmm
mcnugget bread
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:25, archived)
# haha
I'm sure his Mother loves him :D
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:33, archived)
# his mum gave him away to the circus
now he wants to be like John Major
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:36, archived)
# Tuesday.
\o/
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:52, archived)
# Electric Hot Dog Poo
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 15:07, archived)
# oh dear
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 15:10, archived)
# Well then, there is it, your interpretation of an Electric Hot Dog Poo.
Welcome to b3ta.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 15:13, archived)
# That's a reply. Good reply.
Welcome to reply.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 15:23, archived)
# pull up a reply
reply a kitten
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 15:24, archived)
# you'll never reply
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Your impatience has disturbed the internal rhythm of the board.
I hope you're satisfied.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 15:26, archived)
# i won't be satisfied until all the marmite in the world has been burnt
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Don't forget
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 15:29, archived)
# haha fuck
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 15:30, archived)
# Ewwwww
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 15:31, archived)
# What's wrong
don't you like ballet?
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 15:32, archived)
# You'll never reply.

dammit
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Pfffttt...
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 16:09, archived)
# Nice start BUT,
electrics is blue, radioactive is green.*

*cartoon rulez
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 15:21, archived)
# There was a giant dog turn right outside me front door this morning
and someone managed to tread it all into my carpet!
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 15:39, archived)
# It wasn't from a dog
Sorry about that.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 15:46, archived)
# If I knew it was yours I'd've put it in a pie and yummed it all up!
Everyone knows b3tard poo is teh sexah poo!
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 15:48, archived)
#
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# nom nom!
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 16:04, archived)
# I've had her
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 16:05, archived)
#
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 16:05, archived)
# That turd does look like it's had a steady realease
but what the hell is a 'Mumble Snuggler'?
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 16:59, archived)
# That's when someone gives you snuggly huggles from behind
then thrusts a steaming turd into your mouth through your gritted teeth.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:05, archived)
# I see
so an intimate form of dim sum.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 17:20, archived)
# poo
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 16:15, archived)
# hahahaha
funny
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 18:39, archived)
# Taking care of the magic circle..
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 14:40, archived)
# FIG FAGS
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 14:41, archived)
# EAR CATARACTS
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 14:48, archived)
# Farmers?
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 16:08, archived)
# FIG FAGS
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 14:42, archived)
# Turin Shroud: the new evidence.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 14:50, archived)
# I've wiped it...
But not a lot
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 14:56, archived)
# wheeeee!
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 14:55, archived)
# NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 15:13, archived)
# He did a poo at Paul's
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 14:55, archived)
# There's something really sinister about Paul Daniels.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 15:13, archived)
# All magicians in fact
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 15:17, archived)
# I'm trying to think of a non-creepy magician.
Does Tommy Cooper count?
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 15:24, archived)
# He was the third Kray twin
Should've seen the non-stage version of "bottle, spoon".
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 15:45, archived)
# Paul recommends "double ply" at his house
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 16:18, archived)
# 'noon

(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 14:03, archived)
# old hoborn
has roughly the same effect first thing.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 14:16, archived)
# alright mate
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 14:39, archived)
# Blimey, I used to smoke that yonks ago.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 14:51, archived)
# pfffffft Blurter!
:D
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 14:17, archived)
# BLURTER!
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 15:00, archived)
# FIGGING!
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 14:39, archived)
# SOLD!
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 14:40, archived)
# Blurts!
Be sure to have 10 pints of Guinness and a good curry the night before to ensure maximum blurtage.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 14:41, archived)
# Hahaha
shit-eating grin*


*where the fuck is that from?
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 14:53, archived)
# America.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Can we narrow this down a bit?
*wishes to avoid googling "shit eating"*
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 15:23, archived)
# No thanks Captn, I'm trying to quit.
Oh all right then.
BLURT
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Mong Platoon.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 13:19, archived)
# ;(
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Text on a picture isn't how to b3ta
use a little imagination
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 13:25, archived)
# Be Fair
He used multi-coloured text. That's more special.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 13:37, archived)
# heheh
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 13:55, archived)
# HEADSWAPS IS ART
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 14:06, archived)
# and it has a seasonal border...
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 16:02, archived)
# It's funny because they're disabled
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 13:25, archived)
# slow
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#
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# RIS?
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 13:27, archived)
#
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#
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 13:29, archived)
# ohh
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 13:36, archived)
#
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 13:48, archived)
# copyright infringement = JAIL FOR YOU
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 14:09, archived)
# Dick Chaney's running a chicken stand now?
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 15:01, archived)
# Oh, this is the one you found on reddit.
Well done for your copy/paste skills.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 13:57, archived)
# Hmmmm
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 14:01, archived)
# Which one is you?
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 14:04, archived)
# this is one of the most unnecessary 'click for bigger' pics ever
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 14:10, archived)
# Hahah people with brain injuries
and the odd spare chromosome LOLs.
Now try making something yourself.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 14:56, archived)
# pffft
b3ta
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 16:22, archived)
# Sorry, I was lazy and impatient.. :)
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 16:29, archived)
# You'd have thought after years of messing with PS I'd have gotten anims sorted
but this is just my 2nd effort :~)
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Yay this is one for Bill Oddie :D
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 12:13, archived)
# :DD
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 12:20, archived)
# splendid stuff
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 12:40, archived)
# As Rod Hull said to Emu, while falling off the roof:
FLAP, YOU BASTARD!
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 13:06, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 14:57, archived)
# hahaha!
It's great.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 14:10, archived)
# :D
flap flap:)
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 16:24, archived)
# that'd be lovely
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 12:00, archived)
# Arf
Fuck you Noel you cunt!
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 12:07, archived)
#

(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 12:10, archived)
# Haha!
CUNT! It's funny cos it's true.

(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 12:12, archived)
# Why's he saying
Balham, Balham, Balham...?
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 12:21, archived)
# I'll be back after the break.
I'll be back after the break.
I'll be back after the break.
I'll be back after the break.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 15:16, archived)
# The original Cuntbox?
Cockweasle's gonna be pissed...

(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 13:06, archived)
# CUNTBOX
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 15:17, archived)
# CUNT!
FUCK
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 22:23, archived)
# heh heh
my favourite was when they opened a box and it was empty
www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-gG3uigCO0
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Hah, DEAL!
and there was one where the box somehow fell on the floor
www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2Y75WlXuxw
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 12:50, archived)
# How arsey does that preist look?
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 13:05, archived)
# Flippy clouds with mirroring and it doesn't tile.
I just enjoyed the snowy view.



Click for bigger (72 kb)

(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 11:50, archived)
# U mirrored!
Nice and snowy.
Here's my one panorama shot.
tribs.uuuq.com/CastlePanoramaSmall.jpg
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 11:53, archived)
# I did mirror, because it makes the clouds pretty!
Only in MS paint, it's hard to do much more.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 11:56, archived)
# Mspaint?!
played
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Try Paint.NET
Free and very good.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 13:07, archived)
# I used MS Live Photo Gallery
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 13:34, archived)
# Have a small one of the Bernese Alps from my old office
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 11:57, archived)
# :(
I wanna live there
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 11:59, archived)
# No, really you don't.
Unless you're rolling in cash or love petty bureaucracy.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 12:00, archived)
#
That certainly top trumps my Snowdonia national park.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 12:01, archived)
# Nah
The inexplicable changes in brightness get really annoying...

;)
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 12:02, archived)
# Reflections on the windows as I pivoted the camera round.
I think it was nine shots in all.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 12:11, archived)
# Bern, eh?
Are you a fan of Young Boys? Are you a Wankdorf regular?
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 12:03, archived)
# Ha!
Both of those make me giggle.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 12:06, archived)
# I love the Bernese Oberland
Went there several times as a kid. People go for skiing, but I prefer it in the summer. Beautiful place.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 12:49, archived)
# That's a familiar backdrop
Don't recall ever seeing it so clear though...
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 14:59, archived)
# and here is my first attempt
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 12:21, archived)
# what do they sing on the football terraces?
Oh yeah, that's it.

"You don't know what you're doing!"
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 12:30, archived)
# Fuck off.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 13:05, archived)
# adobe after effects is fucking hard any tips
Image and video hosting by TinyPicImage and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 11:04, archived)
# "Ctrl F4"
Edit: It snowed again last night.

(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 11:05, archived)
# yup,
right here
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 11:07, archived)
# Sassy!
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 11:09, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 11:12, archived)
# Pay no attention to the nasty man!:P
On other news. I have boiled heggles and soldiers!
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 11:35, archived)
# Enough to share?
You know the rules.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 11:42, archived)
# I do
Rule 1 of boiled heggle and soldier club: No one talks aboutboiled heggle and soldier club.
Rule 2 of boiled heggle and soldier club: Never ask RG for his!
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 11:47, archived)
# Everything you need to know - Mostly Video CoPilot is the best. There is a Basic Training section that gets you up to speed
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 11:15, archived)
# thank you maiden :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 11:17, archived)
# and here is one you fucking love, Herman, being as you love the JibJab stuff - JibJab Effect in After Effects
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 11:20, archived)
# hahaha thanks :DD
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 11:26, archived)
# My mrs is scared by this.
Worst day's birdwatching ever. I can't even begin to tell without crying.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 11:30, archived)
# Do tell.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 11:43, archived)
# I'm to depressed to type it again.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 11:55, archived)
# Did the birds all die?
All of them? Dead?
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Only one dead one.
It's been there for three months, too.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 11:58, archived)
# woah
nice:)
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 16:26, archived)
#
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 6:53, archived)
# lets all be friends
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 6:55, archived)
# Haha oh fuck this rules.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 6:55, archived)
# I can't, I have autism
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 7:05, archived)
# what does this face mean?
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 7:08, archived)
# Sexy ambivalence
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 7:15, archived)
# and this one?
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 7:16, archived)
# Restless leg syndrome
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 7:21, archived)
# LET'S PLAY!
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 7:09, archived)
# games
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 7:18, archived)
# Donkey say, "Hoo Hee!"
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 7:27, archived)
# It's Tony Blair!
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 11:44, archived)
# anthroart.gif
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 6:55, archived)
# oh man, VAGINA
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 7:07, archived)
# The word vagina is pronounced "ber-jai-nah".
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 7:07, archived)
# gronkpan's face
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 7:09, archived)
# That's actually pretty close
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 7:10, archived)
# i'm going to forgo posting my usual gronkpan-budgie anim
just cos, you know, its 2010, we're all turning over a new leaf here.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 9:36, archived)
# captain freedom (doctor dyslexia)'s funniest pictures of 2009 !!!!!!!!!!!
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 7:20, archived)
# gaybis.jpeg
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 7:20, archived)
# YES YES YES YES YES
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 7:28, archived)
# stinky.jpeg
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 7:21, archived)
# technologydgds.jpg
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 7:23, archived)
# Looks like a gadget show prize bundle!
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 12:43, archived)
# hander4.gif
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 7:23, archived)
# roganffuh.gif
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 7:25, archived)
# HEYYOOOOOO
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 7:29, archived)
# funniest picture of the century
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 7:30, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 7:32, archived)
# I love both of these
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 7:33, archived)
# KNIFE DICK
KNIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 15:19, archived)
# !!!!!!!
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 16:05, archived)
# doomco.jpeg
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 7:26, archived)
# doctorawesome.jpeg
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 7:27, archived)
# conclusion:
i was not very funny in the year 2009
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 7:29, archived)
# thank you thank you you're far too kind
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 8:13, archived)
#
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 8:45, archived)
#
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 9:18, archived)
# And a spanking new year to you too.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 9:27, archived)
# Waking up and scrolling down to this thread has made my day already
 
 
:)
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 15:58, archived)
# badaBING
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 2:38, archived)
# As the worlds leading expert on Bing Crisby,
I condone this picture! But I have 1 slight issue! Which I shall rectify now!
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 2:44, archived)
# I have resolved the issue!


Everyone knows that Bing Crosby's head does not fit on a normal computer screen!
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 3:05, archived)
# HA! HA! HA! BIG HEAD! HA! HA! HA!
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 3:07, archived)
# HA! HA! HA! SHOPPING!
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 3:11, archived)
# SHIT HAT
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 3:08, archived)
# STUPID SHIT HAT
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 3:09, archived)
# Fucking awesome comedy gift! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 3:09, archived)
# Why is that hat so STUPID and SHIT?
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 3:11, archived)
# Because you're racist?
You like the white bits, but the black bits offend you?
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 3:33, archived)
# WRONG
two more guesses are allowed
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 3:34, archived)
# You hate two tone?
n
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 3:40, archived)
# Redsushi, I like you so I will give you a hint for your final guess
the hint is: The correct answer has nothing to do with my perception of the hat and everything to do with why it is so STUPID and SHIT.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 3:43, archived)
# Is it because it is mine?
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 3:50, archived)
# Or is it because it is eating all my ketchup?
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 3:51, archived)
# You already used up all your guesses and you are still wrong
maybe you will understand why it is such a STUPID SHIT HAT
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 3:56, archived)
# madnis madnis we call it madnis
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 5:25, archived)
# it's a magic hat
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 3:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 3:53, archived)
# you can't hurry love
no, you'll just have to wait
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 3:57, archived)
# Kind of looks like ziggy stardust there.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 3:14, archived)
# He does a bit, you're right :D
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 3:42, archived)
# Big B& Time
AAU
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 2:45, archived)
# I love your dancing cats down there.
I don't think I've seen them before.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 2:50, archived)
# Newish, and haven't pead it to death yet, LOL.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 2:55, archived)
# i especially like the owl whispering into his hear
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 2:58, archived)
# I was inspired by the movie "The Owl Whisperer"
starring badaBING Crosby.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 3:00, archived)
# BING BING BING BING BING
His parents named him after the search engine
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 3:13, archived)
# His brother is called Jeeves.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 3:14, archived)
# My great grandfather is called altavista.
He died.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 3:19, archived)
# That's soso sad babe :(
Me and my sister Metacrawler are all broken up for you
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 3:31, archived)
# It's ok
my brother had a kid called Wolfram Alpha who is the light of my life now.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 3:34, archived)
# Indecent Proposal - Divorce Edition - By Metrostar.avi.torrent
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 3:26, archived)
#
* 1. Cut opening scenes/voiceovers on pier with David and on bus with Diana.
* 2. Added music from soundtrack cd to opening titles.
* 3. Cut shot of stove without underpants.
* 4. Cut Diana saying “I love you, even without the money” and subsequent sex-scene and David looking at Diana while she sleeps.
* 5. Cut David and Diana embracing in hotel room paid for by Gage.
* 6. Cut Diana saying “He’d tell you to go to hell” and Gage saying “I didn’t hear him say that.” in pool game/proposal scene.
* 7. Cut David and Diana in bed talking about past lovers.
* 8. Cut all of Davids scenes showing what was happening to him while Diana was with Gage.
* 9. Cut Diana in the bathroom on the boat putting lipstick on.
* 10. Cut man in restaurant with food all over his jacket saying “I’m taking it off.”
* 11. Cut Diana saying “I hate him” in fight with David at their home.
* 12. Cut some of Diana crying in paper chair.
* 13. Cut Jeremy on exercise bike saying “Hi Di” and David saying he’s not there, Diana saying she doesn’t want to talk to David and Jeremy telling Diana that she and David love each other and need to work it out.
* 14. Cut David taking shoes off table and picking towel off floor.
* 15. Cut Gage fooling around in foreign student class.
* 16. Removed audio of Gage saying “Nice people, they want the american dream” and Diana replying “They saw it in the flesh tonight” as they walk from foreign student class.
* 17. Cut David saying “Do you wanna know a secret, we’re invincible” to Gage in the rain outside restaurant.
* 18. Cut Mr Shackleford seeing the ripped up photos of Diana taped back together and stuck on wall, after dumping David on the couch.
* 19. Cut everything after David signs the divorce papers.
* 20. Added new song to closing credits. “Life Ain’t Always Beautiful” by Gary Allan now plays instead of “A Love So Beautiful” by Roy Orbison.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 3:29, archived)
# Nise1, MoFH, m8.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 5:04, archived)
# LAWL
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 5:24, archived)
# This picture is making me think
"KFC VAMPIRE"
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 5:58, archived)
# Fucking shitty Bing Crosby :(
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 1:32, archived)
# I just don't understand why Bing Crosby has got to crowbar himself into every picture.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 1:33, archived)
# Because he is a shitty fucking attention seeking whore!
But he isn't as bad as bill Cosby!

(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 1:35, archived)
# TWO hours between posts?
What's the world coming to Tutu?
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 1:50, archived)
# I'm a carrot and I'm mad as hell!
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 1:51, archived)
# B3ta is probably broken!
Happy New Year Miss Pot!

(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 2:08, archived)
#
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 1:57, archived)
# Nice Tutu!
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 1:58, archived)
# Et tu too, Tutu? Two?
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 2:08, archived)
# Too too many Tutu?
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 2:14, archived)
# I find all this Desmong Tutu bashing deeply offensive!
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 2:28, archived)
#
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 2:42, archived)
#
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 2:42, archived)
# This is fantastic
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 2:40, archived)
# Night night b3ta

Nice speepytimes and see you in the morning :)
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 23:26, archived)
# Night Wuff!
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 23:26, archived)
# Night Whoop!
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 23:27, archived)
# i've been looking at the board a bit tonight, is it supposed to make you want to vomit these days?
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 0:07, archived)
# Yeah, I think so ;)
How are things Dave? Life going well in the heath?
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 0:14, archived)
# yeah, not bad mate, how you doing? managing to keep it real?
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 0:20, archived)
# Fo shizzle ma nizzle!
Moved out of the slums of Eltham to Sunny Grove Park a couple of months back! Life is sweet! ;)
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 0:21, archived)
# whoa, grove fucking park! living the dream man
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 0:26, archived)
# Tell me about it!
Over the road from my flat is the world famous DESMOND FUCKING TUTU PEACE GARDEN! YEAH BOYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 0:27, archived)
# Pretty much
It's a place for everyone to say 'ningles' to each other.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 0:44, archived)
# I think we should all draw anger.
Angry people, angry animals and angry situations. And we should make an angry thread.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 0:46, archived)
# Not today
I woke up in a good mood and it's too sunny outside. I might go for a swim instead.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 0:50, archived)
# I like your hemisphere
It has its charms
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 1:02, archived)
# Hmm
I really should have looked at the forecast before heading out. Sudden thunderstorms are only fun when you know they're on the way.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 1:58, archived)
# I AM ANGRY!
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 0:52, archived)
# This is more like it
Now call someone something rude
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 1:01, archived)
# You pigeon chested ragamuffin you!
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 1:02, archived)
# Whoa, no need to get too personal.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 1:32, archived)
# Where's my free holiday bitch? :(
/ac
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 1:32, archived)
# It's in the post.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 1:34, archived)
# Sweet :D
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 1:36, archived)
# Ningles Gronkpan!
*smooshes* ;)
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 0:46, archived)
# Night night
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 23:30, archived)
# CYA
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 23:38, archived)
# 'night
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 23:51, archived)
# Nite nite Wuffle
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 0:04, archived)
# Sweet carroty dreams
:)
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 0:14, archived)
# Night Night Speepy Bun!

(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 1:48, archived)
# rawr x 3
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 22:17, archived)
# I like your Dineschaur!
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 22:19, archived)
# Yay 3 headed dinosaurs
they became existinct first as they always ended eating themselves.
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 22:20, archived)
# I
likey
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 22:25, archived)
# O hai
SkUG3


Edit: Like your Cerebusaur
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 22:28, archived)
# Crikey, I've just realised that our Skug has been MIA for ages
I think we should send out a search party.
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 22:52, archived)
# according to his sig he has a new house
he's probably trapped under a pile of boxes :(

or hasn't got internet set up yet
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 23:02, archived)
# Yes, I haven't seen him about
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 23:02, archived)
# me likey the dino
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 22:32, archived)
# Something about needing more rainbows.
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 22:33, archived)
# ^this
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 22:34, archived)
# I miss Sundrop :(
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 22:39, archived)
# Who is sundrop?
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 22:40, archived)
# Sundrop
is the best of all the rainbow dinysaurusses. He used to have adventures here (courtesy of Mu) but not for ages now :(
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 22:42, archived)
# I see, I like dinos
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 22:44, archived)
#
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 22:45, archived)
# YAY!
*glees*

(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 22:56, archived)
# I love your animations
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 23:04, archived)
# *glees*
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 23:08, archived)
# nice rotation : )
somewhat beyond my ability atm
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 23:10, archived)
# Mu you're great
I must have clicked this 4-5 times now.
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 23:13, archived)
# :D

(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 23:27, archived)
# You should stay in /board more often then
We also have a family of albino dinysaurusses who have nice adventures and stuff.
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 22:46, archived)
# on talk we have dinohoodies and animal hats :D
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 22:46, archived)
# And most of my friends on board aren't here any more :(
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 22:48, archived)
# Oh that is very sads.
I will be your friend. And there are lots of other people here who will be your friend too. We are very lovely and friendly over here.

To prove these points have a mistletoad.

(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 22:51, archived)
# YEAH *smooch*
I'm wearing my rabbit hat and everything
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 22:56, archived)
# I am seriously worried
that hat might be made of real rabbits.....
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 23:03, archived)
# Nono D:
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 23:05, archived)
# YAY!
That is a very splendid rabbithat indeed :D
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 23:10, archived)
# Thank you :D
It's very warm and snuggly and takes the attention away from my ugly mug
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 23:14, archived)
# That is very true.
I only dare lurk on /talk. I am only a small bunny and will get easily squished over there. Even if I wore a dinohoodie.
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 22:49, archived)
# I rarely look at /talk these days
tend to lurk on /links and only stray onto /board (and post stuff) when I'm in the mood (which hasn't been the case for a while)

(I might do a more colourful version of cereburawr; this was just a sketch)
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 22:51, archived)
# Well I for one am glad you are in the mood at the moment.
I am very much of the liking of your cereburawrs and look forward to more of their adventures.
I wish I could draw pretty thingies
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 22:53, archived)
# here's one of my favourite dinodoodles
pink sauropod

my freehand drawing skills with normal media aren't that great, so I sort of cheat with vectors...
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 23:00, archived)
# Oh he's gorgeous!
I would clicky but the post is archived :( Vectors aren't cheating anyway. So there ner.
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 23:02, archived)
# I only used to lurk on talk
I met a few of them offline and they are some lovely people once you get past all the nastiness
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 22:52, archived)
# It's the getting past that's the hard bit.
For me anyway.
internets people are often nicer in real life I have discovered
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 22:56, archived)
# I can be really nasty online
Offline I wouldn't say boo to a goose and am quite scared of people
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 22:57, archived)
# I used to be a nasty online person.
But now I'm just a little bunny and I'm a much nicer person for it IRL too.
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 23:01, archived)
# I'm not normally nasty
I'm mostly pandery and helpful
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 23:03, archived)
# Then I shall superglue you to /board
Where there is no escape. ;)
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 23:06, archived)
# If I knew more people offline (i.e. more than none), then /talk would be more my thing
but I don't so it isn't, and that isn't necessarily a bad thing...
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 23:01, archived)
# Its grandmother must have been a Hydra.
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 22:39, archived)
# indeed
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 22:49, archived)
# \oooooo/
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 22:51, archived)
# {XD
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 23:03, archived)
# Aww lookit the adorable
happy lotsa-heads-asaurus! *glees*
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 22:55, archived)
# I hope I dream about that tonight
I will wake up with a smile on my face.
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 23:01, archived)
# I am liking this cheery fellow very much.
And I would like to see more of his adventures.
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 22:49, archived)
# YAY x 3
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 22:53, archived)
# :D :D :D
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 23:02, archived)
# This = Glee
This + Flying Cars = Even more Glee!! :D

(and triple the death from above)
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 23:13, archived)
# It will happen you know
just wait and see.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 1:09, archived)
# Tri-anosaurus?
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 23:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 21:54, archived)
# That's a high definition New Year's Resolution :D
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 21:56, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 21:56, archived)
# They get
progressively more attainable.
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 22:13, archived)
# It's a list that's interlaced with all the standard resolutions
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 22:18, archived)
# christ that took me too long
hahahahaha *click*
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 22:27, archived)
# What a decadent font
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 22:30, archived)
# this is shit
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 22:45, archived)
#
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 23:05, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 23:09, archived)
# arF!
(, Sat 2 Jan 2010, 2:54, archived)
# do you mean, "exercise"?
(, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 18:53, archived)

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