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# ning people
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 18:48, archived)
# Good Job The Fiend
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 18:49, archived)
# why thankyou
how do you do
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 18:50, archived)
# I was leaving work as it happens
I'm home now and very well, thank you.

I trust things are good with you.
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 20:37, archived)
# You are obsessed gordon
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 20:27, archived)
# Not sure why I'd post this here, but here goes!
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 18:41, archived)
# Ohhh.


the stories I could tell about him....but with no evidence apart from eye witnesses, none of it would stand in court...


I'm far from surprised he 'forgot' about his drugs test.
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 19:09, archived)
#
Looks like he's been on too many disco biscuits, Gurning his face off!
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 19:17, archived)
# OJ Simpson Murders Soccer Team
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 19:13, archived)
# Slimer
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 18:05, archived)
# Listen! Can you smell something?
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 18:40, archived)
# "get her"
that was your whole plan, wasn't it?
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 18:54, archived)
# bleugh
he slimed me
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 19:15, archived)
# there's no need to feel special
he has enough slime for all of us
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 19:27, archived)
# Ghost Buster!
This is a ghost busters turned into green busters. The Green thing is so cute.
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 20:19, archived)
# I know, Shirely Bindun, I just couldn't resist
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:57, archived)
# LEEEEEEEENS FLAAAAAAAARE!
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 18:08, archived)
# Is there a name for the 'tooth gleam' cheesy effect? Like tooth 'ding', or?
I was chatting about this yesterday, and mentioned lens flare, that's why I mention it.
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 18:12, archived)
# Hmm. 'Sparkle' I think.
Here is a dully narrated video tutorial:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6Sutg3Ugjw
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 18:17, archived)
# hahahaha
god thats gash
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 18:36, archived)
# A penis, a penis, the greatest gift that i possess
i thank the lord that i've been blessed, with more than my share of a penis.
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 19:32, archived)
#
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:52, archived)
#
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:11, archived)
# I needed to see that
like a hole in the.......you get the idea
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:14, archived)
# By coincidence
I was just reading an article in the FT about Phineas Gage.
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:15, archived)
# Ah yes!

In the late 60’s my uncle started to get into general weirdness. A mixture of ‘eastern philosophies’, hippydom and faux English folk history. This culminated with him drilling a fairly large hole in his head ‘to let the evil out’. He did it with a hand drill rather than a power drill because as he said later “I was mad not stupid”.
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:25, archived)
# Did it work?
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:25, archived)
# He thought it did
.
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:29, archived)
# brain fluid is
evil
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:29, archived)
# the local lord over in the cotswold is a fan of it
he's wife heads up a society to promote it.

i'd give it a go, but for the fear of pressing too hard with the drill, i know what my DIY is like.
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:31, archived)
# ^Acid casualty
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:32, archived)
# I need trepantion like I need a hole in the head!
oh...
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:39, archived)
# one time I accidentally ended up on the Trepanation Society mailing list.
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:54, archived)
# Next month is a special issue on pithing
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 18:19, archived)
# CHARLIE BROWN
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 18:46, archived)
# what?
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 18:54, archived)
# End of day doodle.....
Went with the dragon suggestion....sort of....

(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:00, archived)
# woof woof!!
: )
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:02, archived)
# They thought that magazine was pornographic?
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:04, archived)
# Cartoon image of Red Sonja by AH! was on the cover.
I was asked if I'd like a bag.
Said no.
The woman on the til made a point of placing it face-down on the counter after scanning it.
:D
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:14, archived)
# I've bought stuff of a more dubious nature
And they've never discriminated.

Maybe it's just me...
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:16, archived)
# i remember an old copy of 'Your Sinclair'
had the picture for Barbarian, which featured wolf from gladiators ina leather thong like conan and maria whitiker in a chainmail bikini on it.
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:22, archived)
# I remember that!
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:30, archived)
# Pffftttttt......
commodore 64?

*cuts*

*bleeds rainbow colours*
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:32, archived)
# I remember Maria
I knew there was a bloke too, but couldn't have told you anything about him.

Barbarian 2 had just her with two metal plates as her top.
(, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 22:01, archived)
# i bought bizzarre once when very bored in waterloo. they gave me a free newspaper and wrapped it around the magazine
i said no thank you and wondered out of whsmiths, reading it.

corpses and tits, oh my.
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:23, archived)
# hahaha
i got the daily mail once, they hid it inside a copy of 50+ to spare my blushes.
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:28, archived)
# I used to get Bizarre mag
Got most of the early issues. Then it got repetitive and boring so stopped getting it.
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:29, archived)
# yeah, haven't bought it other than that one time since about 2002
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:30, archived)
# with the power of the internet
it no longer seems that bizarre
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 19:29, archived)
# indeed
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 19:33, archived)
# good lord
*drops monocle*

WOO! a return to nawty form. i approve.
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:05, archived)
# clicked
Great sketch
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:08, archived)
# best smiley face I've seen in years :)
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:11, archived)
#
thumbnail looks like she is covered in blood
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:11, archived)
# By 'eck
She could suckle a baby elephant with those things.
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:16, archived)
# You could hang a
wet duffel coat on those!
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:23, archived)
# somewhere to hang the car keys
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:25, archived)
# woo,
prettay
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:24, archived)
# I wish I could draw like you.
I'd never have to download fapping-material again.
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:37, archived)
# !
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:51, archived)
# Where's my dog?
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:55, archived)
# Well, I followed him and can reveal his location as
button mooooon, button mooooooooon.
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:56, archived)
# ha ha, this ^
: D
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:57, archived)
# hahaha
excellent response
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:01, archived)
# pffft
that program was very odd, in retrospect
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:03, archived)
# Detention Block AA23
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:01, archived)
# Is this him?
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:07, archived)
# thats no fork
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:08, archived)
# lol:D
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:10, archived)
# Why is it wearing Admiral Janeway's uniform?
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:25, archived)
# I don't know. Is he called Mr. Spoon?
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:31, archived)
# :D
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(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:03, archived)
# Mr Spoons
chosen form of transport certainly was a Heinz bean tin
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:07, archived)
# FAIL
washing-up liquid bottle
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:11, archived)
# Nope
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:14, archived)
# Well I never
every day is a school day
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:18, archived)
# woo

(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:14, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:17, archived)
# Hai popular star wars reference

(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:07, archived)
# :D
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(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:13, archived)
#
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(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:15, archived)
#
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(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:18, archived)
[challenge entry] do you have unwanted gold?
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:41, archived)
# Cash 4 Goa'uld?
Unlike in ST:DS9 when they put a bounty on the head of the Cardassian leader. Cash 4 Gul Dukat...
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:46, archived)
# I have no idea what that means
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:58, archived)
# your geekyness is seeping out.
but sadly i understood every word of it.
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:58, archived)
# Nice one
I lol'd
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 18:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Naughty Shop.
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:27, archived)
# NOT SHOPPED
oh I see
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:38, archived)
# :D
welcome
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:41, archived)
# LOL like it
consider it clicked
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:42, archived)
# haha!
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:45, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:46, archived)
# Heh
Good start, pull up a shop, chair a kitten etc.
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:52, archived)
# There.
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:07, archived)
# woo
punchy : D
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:55, archived)
# More of this kind of thing
In shops all over the world
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:56, archived)
# Excellent introduction.
Welcome.
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:59, archived)
[challenge entry] SciFiBiscuits
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:26, archived)
# i loked this film even without the biscuity goodness
i can only expect greater things from this addition :)
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:34, archived)
# *likes*
and welcome.
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:35, archived)
# Biscuits make everything better
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:40, archived)
# Hello new person.
Welcome aboard/board
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:40, archived)
# :D
welcome:D
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:40, archived)
# Great fillum.
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:47, archived)
# Hello All
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:48, archived)
# Hello, fras.
Welcome to b3ta.
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:58, archived)
#
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:13, archived)
# Thar she blows!
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:13, archived)
# Mmmmmm Marshmallows...
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:14, archived)
# So
THAT's where Willow the Wisp disappeared to :)
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:14, archived)
# This could bring all new meaning to cooking sausages over a campfire
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Magma Queef Monthly..
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:18, archived)
# Best of all the KD Lang songs.
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:24, archived)
# Hahahaha
{XD
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:53, archived)
# best
of all the queefs?
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 18:41, archived)
# single handedly saving the world from global warming
by moving the entire planet futher away from the sun.

:D
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:28, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:30, archived)
# Hahahahaha happy kid is happy.
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:47, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:00, archived)
# Oh I just love being sneeky sneeky!
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:03, archived)
# Water naughty trick
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:06, archived)
# its lake he's trying to hide
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:35, archived)
# I sea what you did there
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:39, archived)
# I don't know what's going on here
but then I can't stand Halo.
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:07, archived)
# pants isn't it
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:07, archived)
# "Hello, my baby,"

"Hello, my rag time gaaaaaaaal..."
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:12, archived)
# hahahahaha
*gets*

*profits*
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:36, archived)
# No.
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:23, archived)
# ^THIS
well, more like I think it's HUGELY overrated
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:12, archived)
# Halo, too slick for me.
I prefer Stalker.
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:55, archived)
# pffft! Halo!
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:56, archived)
[challenge entry] deliciousssssssss
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:02, archived)
# Hahaha,
but do prawn cocktail Hula Hoops actually exist?
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:03, archived)
# god I hope not
shit flavour would be more desirable
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:06, archived)
# I have a shit-flavour hoop
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:09, archived)
# Now you've made me unlurk twice today just to say "actuaLOL" :D
Just reading your profile, I remember that black Griffin Saver bag so well. I still use the black bookmark with the gold Griffiny logo thing on it too....
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:50, archived)
# Through some form of synesthesia
I read that in the voice of peter griffin.
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:02, archived)
# they exist
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:09, archived)
# There's a facebook group demanding they be brought back
Did they get discontinued?
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:11, archived)
# i think you can only get them in multipacks
along with the smokey bacon and sour cream and chive ones
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:30, archived)
# Ug!
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:13, archived)
# What's taters, preciousssss?
*click*
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:08, archived)
# Boil 'em, mash 'em, reform 'em into savoury snacks
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:13, archived)
# hehe
look at his gleeful little face
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:08, archived)
# Hahahahahahhaha! Bloody Ace! *clicky*
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:13, archived)
# In a new thread!!!!
One of my favourite of your 5 year old images.
:)
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:44, archived)
# My Precious
Now Golum's craving for junk foods. This is funny looking at his captivated eyes.
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 20:28, archived)
# awwwww
 
shoddy 'shop but I love the expression
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 21:07, archived)
# What she does with them is her business
Tooth Fairy
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:02, archived)
# Pfft
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:02, archived)
# Well, I lolled
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:26, archived)
# obligatory back to 4chan remark
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:04, archived)
#

Also; just picked up a copy of Imagine FX.
Adam Hughes' art is on the front cover, so I'm in the mood to draw a pin up :D
Theme suggestions?
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:49, archived)
# goth chick
but human pls :)
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:53, archived)
# Chloe
What becomes of that is completely up to you sir! :D
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:55, archived)
# Theme
You did say theme... Winter Olympics?
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:57, archived)
# Leeloo from the fifth element doing a backstroke in a tub full of mexican jump beans
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:55, archived)
# Dragons with tits
12 of them
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:56, archived)
# each?
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:41, archived)
# An ad for Sushi
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:57, archived)
# always check inside before buying
I think there's only a double page on him in there
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:57, archived)
# Couple of good tutorials, tho.
I only buy it once in a blue moon.
There are plenty of good tutorials available free on Deviantart.
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:09, archived)
# A sandwich.
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:58, archived)
# How about a theme along the lines of homelessness, putrefaction and wanking?

(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:58, archived)
# Death, Dream's older sister..
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:59, archived)
# Excellent
Luigi's Mansion reference, sir!
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:02, archived)
# And completely unintentional.
:D
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:10, archived)
# A WWII pinup
the sort where they're in RAF uniform draped over a spitfire or sailor gear astride a battleship cannon
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:04, archived)
# this.
Or maybe put her on a tiny biplane.
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Amy Millar
Skeleton
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:05, archived)
# Something with celery in
Actually, that's bindun...
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:15, archived)
# I've been on an all-night ghost vigil/hunt
It was fun, if rather inconclusive.

Weirdness Times wouldn't be an FT reference, perchance? :)
Draw Charles Fort as a tribute!
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:16, archived)
# human
petit
burlesque
open corset
sexy hat :)
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:24, archived)
# sexy ninja's
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 17:04, archived)
# oof!
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(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:47, archived)
# I hear him singing that lady gaga thing in my head

well done to you
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:48, archived)
# "Poke your bum, poke your bum"
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:50, archived)
#
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:54, archived)
# Luke looks distinctly evil there

(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:56, archived)
# hahaha, his hair is funny
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:57, archived)
# "boom tiss boom tiss boom tiss boom tiss boom tiss boom tiss boom tiss ..."
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Cinema obscura..
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Oh my word......
hang your head in shame....
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:47, archived)
# Connery took a wage for his part in this..
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:51, archived)
# !
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:48, archived)
[challenge entry] 8D
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:55, archived)
# real office lol
ya bastard! ;)
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:24, archived)
# That was such a great bad film!
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:49, archived)
# Interesting premise, but a tad poncey..
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:12, archived)
# I'm no expert but that cod piece looks a little stuffed with something other than cock
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:59, archived)
# He whips it out in the movie, so you can judge for yourself..
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:07, archived)
# and that's a movie I won't be watching
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:11, archived)
# XD
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:14, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Thatsh a *Click* Ooh yesh :)
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:00, archived)
# Cheers, Ninj.
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:12, archived)
# :D
He can never be reminded enough of that outfit
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:06, archived)
# If he leaves it at home, Jimmy Tarbuck refuses to partner him on the links..
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:09, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
funniest line in Pheonix Nights:
"What's that one wi' Sean Connery in a nappy?"
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:25, archived)
# ZARDOZ!
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:55, archived)
# Zardoz!
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 18:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick n dirty..
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Down
right filthy, if you ask me (which you probably won't).
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:33, archived)
# Yeah
they made my prints look dull and washed-out too.
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:35, archived)
[challenge entry] TJ:
repostulated compost...


(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:41, archived)
# lol :D
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:44, archived)
# Say, aren't you a little tall for an R2 unit?

(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:49, archived)
# wwwwwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiii
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:55, archived)
# Thats No Coon
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Vaggy!
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:29, archived)
# Wow
4 years and that's your opening gambit.
At least it's Al Jolson. Pull up a kitten.
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:30, archived)
# In related news I saw a film called Honeydripper last night.
It was about an old man (Danny Glover) trying to revive
a failing blues club in 1940 Alabama. It was very good.
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Wasn't the Honeydrippers some off-shoot of Led Zeppelin?
/alzheimers blog
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:36, archived)
# Maybe
This however is the film www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsyEx3JdQLk
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Oh, I'm sold.
It's got Charles S Dutton in it as well. Always good value.
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:45, archived)
# Thats No Coon
Only just worked out how to post. Been a big B3TA fan for such aloooooooong time dude!
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:36, archived)
# Al Jolson really was black
and used to white-up off stage.
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 16:08, archived)
#
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:30, archived)
# SABOO YOU SLAG
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:31, archived)
# THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:37, archived)
# wow, that is some EPIC lurkage!
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:31, archived)
# It
has a very large head, whatever it is!
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:31, archived)
# okey doke.
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 15:44, archived)

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