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# ning peeps and peepettes
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:12, archived)
# *fetches spanging irons*
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:16, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:18, archived)
# So that's what the box looks like
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:21, archived)
# My one looked like this
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:24, archived)
#
Mine looks like this
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:26, archived)
# I knew someone who bought into the snappy-snaps franchise
this was in 1999, just as digital photography took off thus making such shops obsolete.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:26, archived)
# *facepalm doh*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:28, archived)
# Yup
I think his next investment involved some magic beans
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:32, archived)
# The one down my road does a good trade
but it's all printing digital photos for tourists and transfering photos on to tshirts, mugs, mouse mats etc.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?

'Ning btw
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 8:19, archived)
# Don't think so.
have a woo.]

Can't resist peaing this.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 8:20, archived)
# Hahaha I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 8:23, archived)
# I hear they're trying to shift 400 John the Baptish heads.
Genuine articles guvna!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 8:25, archived)
# Haha!

morning all!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 8:24, archived)
# That is simply top notch, governor!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 8:44, archived)
# Well thanky:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:13, archived)
[challenge entry] This is brilliant!

(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 8:49, archived)
# could I have a leg please?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 8:50, archived)
# can I have a wing and a prayer?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:03, archived)
# I want the parson's nose:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:05, archived)
# why is it called that?
which parson was it named after and who thought that a priest with his face in a chicken's crotch was a good thing and worthy of a naming ceremony....
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:07, archived)
# I don't know
but Wikipedia says it can also be called a Pope's or Sultan's nose.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:17, archived)
# I have now posted this as a possible Image challenge
it's my first suggestion - along the lines of 'explain weird language stuff like what codswallop means and why did parson's nose get named that.

(am hoping that this will reduce the number of starwars entries...)
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:24, archived)
# I always find things like that interesting. Including collective terms.
Most people know that the collective term for crows is a murder but very few know that they can also be collectively called 'a storytelling.' You can also have a cartload of chimpanzees or a rhumba of rattlesnakes. :)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:30, archived)
# but I don't want a cartload of chimpanzees or a rhumba of rattlesnakes 0_0
Morning joke:

what do you call an ape in a minefield?


A baboom.

*gets coat*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:32, archived)
# crivins!
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb.

Two but fuck knows how they got in there.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:34, archived)
# :D
hahaha groan

ps: give the compo suggestion a click then? :D
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:36, archived)
# Wunch - a collection of people employed in the financial services industry.
As in, 'a wunch of bankers'.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 10:09, archived)
# likes!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 10:10, archived)
# ha ha
Wonderful :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 8:50, archived)
# LOL :D
Nice
(herman:D, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:51, archived)
# nyom nyoms
Mr Kiplings are 2 for 1 in sainsburys
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 8:23, archived)
# I know it's socially acceptable, possibly even mandatory (no pun intended), to manbash and generally immasculate men in TV adverts these days
You have to think maybe it's time to call it a day when Mr. Kipling advents now have a Mrs. Kipling indignantly saying it's her cakes too and then going to to point out that Mr. Kipling is shite in bed.

MEN OF THE WORLD! RISE UP. BURN YOUR YFRONTS! EQUAL RIGHTS FOR MEN!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 8:29, archived)
# But where is Mrs Muscle when Mr Muscle needs her?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 8:34, archived)
# Got sick of her fucking cakes and sent her off packing to the Kipling's residence.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 8:36, archived)
# I preferred the old Mr Muscle
that new one has sold out man! SOLD OUT! JUST LIKE CAPTAIN BIRSDEYE
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 8:45, archived)
# the worst advert for that is the oven cleaner
with the bitch woman and the man who is apparently retarded who cleans his oven shelves in a plastic bag.

I want to kill that advert with a claw hammer.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 8:50, archived)
# Yeah if you swapped half the gender roles in these adverts there'd be thousands of complaints to OFTEL about sexism.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 8:52, archived)
# yeah - just 'simply' get your oven shelves out and put them in a bag for ages
logical, really
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 8:55, archived)
# I tried getting my oven shelves and putting them in my bag
I think that's why she left though.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 8:56, archived)
# I AM SUCH A MAN THAT I JUST DON'T CARE
but yes, yes, you are right.
There's another advert as well at the moment that follows the 'tch! men' protocol
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 8:44, archived)
# I'm just delurking to say 'Loose Women'
then relurking again
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 8:46, archived)
# Yeah. Windging about how man are crap in bed. I know how to drive a woman mad in bed!
Tie her up, tell her all the naughty things you're going to do to her, then buggering off down the pub. :D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 8:50, archived)
# hahahaha
*tucks pen knife in bra*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 8:51, archived)
# That is no use at all
I'd use rope not pens and stop putting things in my bra.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 8:53, archived)
# *goes to get chain saw and hockey mask*
Lie back, you will feel very little once the drugs kick in....
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:01, archived)
# OK
but I can't pay you 'til Friday.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:02, archived)
# that's fine
but you will have to stay here until payment has cleared.

I've made space in my attic, the evil twin causes little to no bother these days. Tho she can be a bit bitey....
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:05, archived)
# Twins Basil. Twins!
/Austin Powers blog
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:06, archived)
# pfft
www.b3ta.com/board/9976728
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:30, archived)
#
you're going to do to her you've done to her best friend
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:05, archived)
# hahaha
YEah but if she was goingh out with me her best friend would probably be the pub:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:06, archived)
# hmmm
threesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:07, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:07, archived)
# *imagines*
*googles*
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*wipes*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:10, archived)
# when you can satisfy one woman in bed
then you can have two.

Finish the one you have first before asking for more - as my mum would say.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:27, archived)
# If you don't eat your meat how can you have any pudding?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:31, archived)
# good analogy
but isn't the point that they satisfy each other first?
Then everything else is a bonus!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:32, archived)
# *giggles*
you said bonus:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:35, archived)
# hahahhaha
that is SOOOO lazy.

I slept with a lesbian once. She was rubbish. At least men don't pretend to try.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:35, archived)
# How was she going to be any good
if she was asleep?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:39, archived)
# as in: I'm puddin it in now?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:33, archived)
# Or I'm about to sup her.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:36, archived)
# Standard Advert Formula
Look at that stupid man being a child/generally being inadequate.
Look at this clever woman. SHe is far better as she uses our product.
Look at that man now. He's been put in his place. Kids your father is no authority figure, he's pathetic, you need commercialism instead.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 8:48, archived)
# NOM NOM NOM
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 8:50, archived)
# :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 7:28, archived)
# This fills me with much worry.
Woo.



'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 7:31, archived)
#
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 7:50, archived)
# better lait than never
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 8:16, archived)
# *)
'ning!
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 8:18, archived)
# ug!
Need tea.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 8:22, archived)
# I Saw Ghosts on the Horizon


and this




Just a little something I was messing around with tonight. cfb.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 2:35, archived)
# I can see up your dress
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 2:59, archived)
# i am such a whore
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 3:06, archived)
# wanna make a movie?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 3:08, archived)
# i act in only the finest straight-to-youtube films
*nights*
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 3:09, archived)
# the better it is, the quicker it gets banned.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 3:24, archived)
# all mine are still up....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 4:24, archived)
# Someone buy me
this please.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 3:36, archived)
# it's got a CAPS LOCK :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 3:43, archived)
#
* Interchangeable Platen
* Paper Bail & Fingers
* Sound Silences at Source
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 3:45, archived)
# As if you wouldn't jump at the chance to interchange your platen.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 3:54, archived)
# It's so pretty :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 3:52, archived)
# I was trying to find a clip
of the typewriter/cockroach transformation from Naked Lunch. The best I could find was this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 3:44, archived)
# Oh dear god, what?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 3:50, archived)
# awwwwwww
 
I haven't seen that since it came out, I must seek it out
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 3:51, archived)
# I think it's a geniunely good movie.
I don't think I've ever met another person who likes it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 4:06, archived)
# i like it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 4:11, archived)
# Ok, it turns out there's three of us.
Maybe I should make us all a badge.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 4:18, archived)
# make me a cup of tea while you're at it, please.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 4:23, archived)
# well!
service here is terrible. no tea and that waiter is probably off doodling somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 5:02, archived)
# 4 :)
plus I know of some others :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 8:01, archived)
# ahem
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 10:46, archived)
# face-to-face, maybe.
 
but I like just about anything by Burroughs or Cronenberg.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 4:11, archived)
# as much as i liked ridley scott's version, i still want to see what cronenberg would have done with alien.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 4:14, archived)
# the mind boggles, the cloaca contracts
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 4:21, archived)
# the chest bursts....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 4:23, archived)
# DEATH TO THE DEMON, ALLEGRA GELLER!
you got me thinking about eXistenZ which made me think about Don McKellar which made me think about this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7BJKMg_RgI

also out on DVD, hmmmm

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 4:35, archived)
# don mckellar is a talented man.
i always liked him and when i saw thirty two short films about glenn gould and found out he'd co-written it, i was even more impressed.

not mckellar related, but still fun: puppets whokill.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 4:56, archived)
# also, firefox is suddenly making everything pretty. i now have a 'persona' (terrible name).
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 4:57, archived)
# strange to think there's just 3 films between this and lord of the rings.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yrI01TOlOE


Peter Jackson needs to leave hollywood and get back to doing crazy low budget films.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 8:11, archived)
# I like it
I wish it wasn't so much about Peter Weller in front of a typerwriter though. Cronenberg could do so much better.

The asshole bug was awesome, though.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 6:26, archived)
# my mind instantly strayed to the clark nova
and the whole "that's is a good sentence."


would you rub some of that powder on my lips?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 8:00, archived)
# I can't see any Goats?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 7:04, archived)
# *ahem*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 8:16, archived)
#


Click for bigger (350 kb)
(The Earl of Kilburnie, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 2:06, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 2:07, archived)
# No, This is shite.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 2:09, archived)
# that's shite
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 2:10, archived)
# :)
And so, my job done, I'll retire for the night.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 2:10, archived)
# nites!!!!!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 2:11, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 2:19, archived)
# a massive steaming turd
haha
(JoePesky, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 2:32, archived)
# you don't truly get the full effect
without clicking the 350kb version.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 2:40, archived)
# SARCASM METER
MIN--------------------------[]--MAX
(Mrs N is having her blobstrop on, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 11:26, archived)
# because cutting benefits creates jobs
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 1:35, archived)
# BIG FAT COCKS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 1:37, archived)
# I AM ACTIVELY SEEKING EMPLOYEMENT BUT CANNOT SELL MY BIG FAT COCK
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 1:44, archived)
# THE MARKET HAS BEEN FLOODED
FLOODED BY COCKS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 1:50, archived)
# BIG FAT COCKS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 2:11, archived)
# hahaha
(JoePesky, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 1:37, archived)
# Well if it's going to be that kind of party
I'm going to stick my dick in the toaster
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 1:39, archived)
# cheese toastie haha
;)
(JoePesky, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 1:45, archived)
# hehhehhheh yeah
this particular pig needs some more shit kicked her way
www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10633815

I keep having flashbacks to the black budget of '91
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 1:55, archived)
# This calls for a "let off some steam Bennett"
(JoePesky, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 2:00, archived)
# here's bennett letting off some steam
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 2:07, archived)
# hahaha
this is class, Matrix and Bennett ditch chenney and get a room haha
(JoePesky, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 2:09, archived)
# some b3tan made out they were saying
bennett: acid
matrix: boobies

:D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 2:11, archived)
# :D
Edit: Bennett - ASS
Matrix - BOOB
(JoePesky, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 2:14, archived)
# like matrix isn't giving into Bennetts gayness
(JoePesky, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 2:16, archived)
# bennett is hella gay
but he looked a thousand more times gay in mad max 2
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 2:18, archived)
# I loved his cam in Weird Science
(JoePesky, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 2:19, archived)
# hahahahaha frohawk
look, i made a dog for rapitinui
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 2:32, archived)
# oh god! I have to go to bed soon with this image infecting my subconscious
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 2:40, archived)
# not as bad as the one below
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 2:41, archived)
# HARF HARF HARF HARF HARF HARF HARF HARF HARF HARF
 


that's the sweet, sweet stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 2:47, archived)
# at least this one has anger and intent in his eyes
the one above is just soul-less -- shark eyes
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 2:49, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
now that's a cuntdog
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 2:50, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 2:39, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaahhhhahhhhahhhh loving it
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 2:45, archived)
# i was half tempted to have them humping
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 2:53, archived)
# hahahhahaha
(JoePesky, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 2:48, archived)
# but mostly acid.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 3:35, archived)
# POLITICAL SATIRE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 1:39, archived)
# NSFW
BIG FAT COCKS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 1:41, archived)
# SICK ON THEM!!!!! MAKE THEM WORK BY SICK ON THEM!!!!!!!1
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 1:46, archived)
# THANK YOU I SHALL PASS THIS VALUABLE ADVICE ON TO MY LOCAL REPRESENTATIVE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 1:56, archived)
# don't feed them either
actually feed them sick
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 1:58, archived)
# POLITILOLS!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 2:06, archived)
# just a little too much of the Ship in her smug, well-stuffed face this morning
 
BACK TO THE TROUGH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 2:10, archived)
# arrrgh! the ship! the ship!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 2:16, archived)
# I'm not saying fat people are evil, but when they're pronouncing on people what got no food, it's a bad look
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 2:29, archived)
# Not only that, but
hrbinc-low.streamguys.net
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 2:07, archived)
# I TOO REQUIRE JOBS.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 4:13, archived)
[challenge entry] An anciet pearoast for compo


found it in an online cache of the old msn groups thingy =)
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 1:18, archived)
# Larry David's chin is on FIRE
!!! :) and I see your connection to Widnes

(JoePesky, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 1:20, archived)
# EGAD
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 1:46, archived)
# Awesome
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 2:06, archived)
# I decided to draw a polar bear but something went wrong :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 1:16, archived)
# No it's fine.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 1:18, archived)
# It went wrong :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 1:20, archived)
# It looks happy enough.
That's what I'm basing my opinion on.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 1:40, archived)
# At least it's not creepy
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 1:50, archived)
# Its a polar bear mid cartwheel
thats a special kinda bear that is
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 1:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 1:20, archived)
# I see a crabby molesting a seaking
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 1:21, archived)
# It's a polar bear in the snow, what on earth are you going on about?
A Seaking would beat the shit out of a Krabby.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 1:25, archived)
# Oh wait. It looks like one of those psych things
and I wanna see pictoral evidence of that!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 1:27, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 1:31, archived)
# Hahahaha, oh fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 1:32, archived)
# you make the cardboard cutouts
we'll go to the north pole and stick them on all their faces
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 1:34, archived)
# We need to make some for penguins too.
No sense in wasting a journey.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 1:42, archived)
# fuck yes!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 1:46, archived)
# Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 1:32, archived)
# this should be the new image challenge
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 1:35, archived)
# I think it's right to protect their identity
(JoePesky, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 1:41, archived)
# I see a minimalist version of 'The Fear'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 1:44, archived)
# Maybe it's running from the Polar Bear.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 1:22, archived)
# YAY... The back-footed unicorn bear!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 1:30, archived)
# nothing wrong here
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 3:01, archived)
# nice bunny.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 4:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Expecting a slap.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:34, archived)
# *spang*
g'night!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:34, archived)
# this can't be kosher
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:36, archived)
# although they chew the cud
they do not have a split hoof

although i never understood why a lack of cloven hoof affects the cleanliness of an animal
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:42, archived)
# We all know rabbits can talk right
but did you know it's only in movies and books and on tv. They don't really talk in real life. No matter how long you sit there.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:44, archived)
# you could sit there until the species evolves
into massively intelligent talking creatures.

i'm gonna try it
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:49, archived)
# What if they don't?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:52, archived)
# Indeed.
There may be no selection pressure for evolving speech.
Rabbits might lack certain keystone physiological features that would be necessary for speech development.
Random drift in their DNA might not activate enough dormant promoters left over from retroviral fragments.

What then?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 1:04, archived)
# Or they may just be the perfect animal already
No, wait. That's cockroaches.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 1:05, archived)
# Hit it with a stick
until it says 'ow'
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 1:20, archived)
# Take a good book to read while waiting
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 1:09, archived)
# Or an infinite number of monkeys and typewriters.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 1:46, archived)
# Yay for Leviticus 11:6
Either the writers of Leviticus quite liked rabbits and had a pet lop-ear called Flopsy, or Wiki might be right.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kosher_animals#Origin
Alternative theory : Due to a mistranslation, the Oannes, teachers of civilisation to primitive humanity, were in fact part rabbit. The humans thus declared rabbits sacred teachers of humanity and off-limits at lunchtime.
Edit : plus, hares are coprophages which might upset people.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:54, archived)
# Fuck. I wonder what Rhinocerous tastes like.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 1:06, archived)
# *resisting the temptation to say "It gives you the horn"*
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 1:08, archived)
# But you did just say it. You just put "resisting the temptation to say..." before it.
It's a bit like starting a sentence with "I'm not X, but..."
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 1:12, archived)
# You saw right through my cunning ruse.
I have nowhere to hide.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 1:20, archived)
# Don't order it in a restaurant
They'll charge you a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 1:09, archived)
# I have been charged by a rhino!
We just got away in our stupid suzuki jeep thing. I had some great pictures though.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 1:10, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 1:11, archived)
# Would posting Windy Mullah help?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:48, archived)
# hoi hoi peter
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:42, archived)
# Oy Vey!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:45, archived)
# stop that! :P
b3ta.com/board/9976526
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:47, archived)
# hahahahah
so simple! Love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:45, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:58, archived)
# oy vey!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:47, archived)
# *bums embassy*
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:48, archived)
# his nose isn't big enough
;)
(JoePesky, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:51, archived)
# Oh. Come on!
That would have been a stereotype.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:53, archived)
# You've inspired me
Hare Krishna
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 1:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 1:03, archived)
# My Easter card
(not really mine)

(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 1:11, archived)
# Have a Dirty Hare!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 1:18, archived)
# What would happen if I shoved a carrot in the barrel just before he pulls the trigger?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 1:29, archived)
# He'd probably blow his brains out.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 1:33, archived)
# Gratuitous
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 1:39, archived)
# Arf!
Don't think you don't deserve this.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 1:42, archived)
# Watch out of tennis players
next time you get in a lift.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:13, archived)
# Got it:

It was just the surface of the olive, the cocktail stick and the surface the glass is sitting on, all being able to receive transparent shadows.
(MataChode is investigating substitute activities on, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:14, archived)
# That works for me at about 36 inches away
but my eyes are a bit tired today - that helps with 3D stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:19, archived)
# i want a martini now
actually, i want sleep now.
'bye all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:34, archived)
# Hi and bye.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:34, archived)
# toodle pip smash!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:46, archived)
# hey that's cool
what prog do you use for such wizardry?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:39, archived)
# Oh cool
I've never been able to see one of these before, but I just got it now! Nice work.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:44, archived)
# what do I have to do?
*squints*
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:48, archived)
# in my case, not have an astigmatism
 
YOU BASTARDS WITH YOUR FULLY FUNCTIONING, DELICIOUS EYEBALLS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 1:08, archived)
# don't blink!
cross your eyes a bit and then look& concentrate more at the image that is clearer - then all of a sudden you should see it in 3D.
depending on your screen size you may have to move closer or further from the image.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 1:59, archived)
# Shit!

That really is magic. I had a glass floating between me and the monitor.

Now how the fuck do you do this?

Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 5:20, archived)
[challenge entry] you know, i've always thought...
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:14, archived)
# top borising!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:18, archived)
# subtle :D
BORIS!

you know this ^ reminds me of this v

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxip-PTlOcM&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:19, archived)
# That was great
cheers for posting that
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:59, archived)
#


Click for bigger (73 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:21, archived)
# bloody hell, you're alive
good nings
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 3:03, archived)
# I didn't get it at first -
thought this is what you were doing:


D'oh!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:32, archived)
# pfffffffft
i was going to put the tory tree logo for the tress in the background but wanted to keep it subtle
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:35, archived)
# give him some tits
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:43, archived)
# also
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Does animating count as a pea roast?

Just trying out my new graphics tablet and photoshop. First ever animation too!

*edit: Had to install Photoshop twice to get this to work. Time to optimise and save was about 80% of the frigging work...*
(Spud Diechmann joined in!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:01, archived)
# it was better when it wasn't animated

nicely done though
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:02, archived)
# I remember when it was all fields.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:03, archived)
# what was it like?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:05, archived)
# More fieldy
less doggy.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:06, archived)
# Less doggy
or less dogging?
(Spud Diechmann joined in!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:07, archived)
# Don't know about the dogging
it was too fieldy to see.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:09, archived)
# That's a point
has anyone shopped a Monet to be a dogging site yet?

I have no idea why I'm obsessed with dogging. I don't even own a Ford Escort.
(Spud Diechmann joined in!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:14, archived)
# Surely that should be a Pollock
(Spud Diechmann joined in!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:16, archived)
# It's all pollocks
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:18, archived)
# Cheers
Will try harder next time.
(Spud Diechmann joined in!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:03, archived)
# Don't listen to him
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:07, archived)
# Cheers
will still try harder next time.
(Spud Diechmann joined in!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:08, archived)
# hehe arf
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:11, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:11, archived)
# hahahah! *loads shotgun*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:02, archived)
# ^this
make sure to leave two cartridges for andrew lloyd webber and graham norton
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:10, archived)
# but then who will deal with James Corden, Chris Moyles, the presenters of Loose Women, and all the others that need the shotgun treatment?
We're going to need a bigger ammo dump....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:13, archived)
# hmmm that's true
just not enough time or bullets
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:20, archived)
# stay still! i can't get a clear shot!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:04, archived)
# Who goes there?

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:49, archived)
# I like, although now I will have the stupid tune in my head all day!
(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 10:24, archived)
# Tell me his name!
I recognise that dog, but I just cannot remember his name. Or the name of whatever that dog is from. Or anything else.

Please help me.
(Honourable Member is upstanding, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 11:06, archived)
# The dog didn't have a name, that I know of.
But the game is Duck Hunt.
(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Thanks
But now I'm wondering why I remember it as something from TV when I was very little.

Perhaps one day Bagpuss will turn out to be a gangsta rapper, and my memory of him as a children's TV character will be completely illusory.
(Honourable Member is upstanding, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 9:12, archived)
[challenge entry] splosh
(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:56, archived)
# weeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:57, archived)
# Hahaha
I like that!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:57, archived)
# ha ha
It's good is that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:58, archived)
# I love this
it makes me want to go on a water slide. water slides are excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:59, archived)
# Except when they aren't
My band was playing here when this happened!

( I wasn't there that day.)
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:39, archived)
# Hahahaha! Ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:59, archived)
# hahaha!
puts me in mind of summer days spent at southport outdoor baths
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:00, archived)
# ^this reminds me of this v
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSrE3oNZz3w&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:14, archived)
# *Click*
(Spud Diechmann joined in!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:15, archived)
# very nicely
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:15, archived)
# Fantastic
actually had me laughing out loud!

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:03, archived)
# I'm making a wall paper not finished yet though I might just dump

wallpaper as in a paper one
(groovypoodle Terribly inept, please forgive, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:40, archived)
# Yeah, that's the stuff.
Don't let these fuckers put you off being arty. But hang on. Work in progress? Fuck off! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:41, archived)
# It's like you never left
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:47, archived)
# It's like riding a bike :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:51, archived)
# oooh hello :)
long time no gripe :P

how goes it, sir?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:12, archived)
# all good fella.
happy as a pig in shit :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:15, archived)
# nice
very laura ashley
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:44, archived)
# it doesn't seem to repeat
or are we only seeing part of the image?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:46, archived)
# ^this
Or is that why it isn't finished?
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:56, archived)
# Oh this is nice
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:47, archived)
# that looks rather excellent
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:49, archived)
# it needs to tile, shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:53, archived)
# the tile is tooo big
(groovypoodle Terribly inept, please forgive, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:10, archived)
# My house needs decorating
Fancy a bash at it?
(Spud Diechmann joined in!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:03, archived)
# tile
due to popular demand
img215.imageshack.us/img215/9868/flowerdemo3.jpg
see them big holes that need filling
(groovypoodle Terribly inept, please forgive, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:11, archived)
# that doesn't tile either..sorry
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:15, archived)
# crop better little one :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:22, archived)
# shouldn't need to
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:23, archived)
# Nice..
although I can't help but see the face of Sonics' enemy in it, it's the 'tache that does it...
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:34, archived)
# aaah this is lovely :D
:)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:12, archived)
# yes the big one is nice
:)
(groovypoodle Terribly inept, please forgive, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:14, archived)
# So I don't think I posted this.
and you know how much I care if I did.

Star Trek geekery as requested by some fat geek.



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And this, something I never finished for Dr Mireya Mayor PhD. She never lets me forget it ( I deleted the .psd by accident, over 50 layers and can't be arsed starting again ) Luckily she's in the Amazon right now and her cell phone does not work so she's off my back for a while :)



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oh, and, err...Hello.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:14, archived)
# Fucking awesome
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:15, archived)
# janeway!
i fucking love this!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:16, archived)
# Nice boots. I like boots.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:16, archived)
# nice colour work there
couldn't you make a few new layers and leave the coloured bits alone and finishe off the bits not done?

excellent janeway as well.

how is the boy?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:17, archived)
# Boy is fine.
he's away at school now. But loving it ( so he tells me, it's military school, they may force him to write nice letters :))

edit:// oh and just losing the line art was soul destroying. I need new line art before I can start to cell-shade again. That's the bit I can't face. I told her, I can't look at those tits every day, I have things to do ;)
(her husband runs Leica in the US. I really need to keep them on side ;))
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:19, archived)
# WOO!
free cameras.

military school should beat some sense into him.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:26, archived)
# Looks nothing like Riker
Have a "jings those are good" woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:17, archived)
# riker is a tosser
almost as annoying as chakotay, but not quite.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:18, archived)
# Chakotay is very smug.
In the hippie, "I have inner peace" type of way.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:19, archived)
# he's also dull as fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:20, archived)
# you're brilliant at these
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:20, archived)
# He does do nice hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:21, archived)
# hair is a pain in the arse
so to speak. he does it really well.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:23, archived)
# looks better actual size
but I can't upload that big to b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:31, archived)
# upload it to b3tards and post a link
i started trying this kind of thing. it's really tough :( you make it look so polished. so i'm going to buy a tablet and keep playing around.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:37, archived)
# ^^^
what he said.

Here's a big version

twitpic.com/10k897/full
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:38, archived)
# Motherf -
You weren't lying, were you?! That truly is amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:43, archived)
# sickening, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:45, archived)
# oh shurrup.
here's the other one, full size

twitpic.com/f1oea/full
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:51, archived)
# Nah
that one is better small.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:58, archived)
# sorry
fuck off, ya cunt

better? :)

i agree, i reckon the other looks much better big but this one is better smaller
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:01, archived)
# comic book shit innit?
but it's not fair to critique work in progress, even if I'll never finish it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:02, archived)
# the internet respects no boundaries
if it's out there, someone will criticise it.

and, of course, someone else will wank over it.

but yeah, i prefer the, err, star trek shit to the comic book shit. i'm probably just getting old.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:04, archived)
# jesus!
not only is the hair amazing, but the eyes look so alive!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:46, archived)
# i think it's better lo-res
but that's just me.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:47, archived)
# It's not just you.
Hi res shows how it's done. Lo res gives the illusion. And the illusion is the intended effect. IMHO.

But it looks 'better' bigger than the image I posted here, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:53, archived)
# well, have you tried deviantart?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:38, archived)
# Yay! You're back!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:21, archived)
# Woo!
Actually, I really like the way the picture 'fades down' to a sketch. Cool stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:21, archived)
# yeah that's called the
"can't be fucking bothered to finish it" school of art.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:24, archived)
#
shh, they'll never know!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:30, archived)
# :) her legs go on for a while
Nice work
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:21, archived)
# oh lovely!
I'm disturbed you've made Kate Mulgrew look attractive. I think I might need to a take a wire wool scrub into the shower with me...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:22, archived)
# angry wank?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:25, archived)
# it's the only way
and sometimes the best way.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:27, archived)
# sometimes the gin cry-wank, lest we forget
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:30, archived)
# sounds liek kunt and the gangs new album.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:33, archived)
# but it takes a week to heal
and pissing stings for a few days, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:32, archived)
# very nice work
aslo, welcome back, you've been gone for yonks
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:27, archived)
# top work fella, great to see you on here :)
/genuinely mean that as well
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:32, archived)
# yay! welcome back chap
impressive draws as usual
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:34, archived)
# Cheers HT and GA ^^
never stopped missing you guys :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:03, archived)
# you are all fucking awesome as always.
I never stopped loving you ;)

Thanks for the words:)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:34, archived)
# are you going to melt our eyes again this easter
with a carefully placed easter egg?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:37, archived)
# ah I think not
I've not made many more posts since then to warrant a milestone. Plus I've become a right fat bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:39, archived)
# sitting infront of a computer for hours on end painting lara croft can do that to a person.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:49, archived)
# Wooooo!
Talented bugger!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:42, archived)
# marvelously outstanding!
where on earth have you been?!?! Welcome back, Pasa!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:43, archived)
# I was getting divorced if you must know.
Out of the glare of the b3ta hate troupe.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:46, archived)
# ah... sorry to hear that
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:49, archived)
# Woo :D
Nice
(herman:D, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:42, archived)
# what they ^ said
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:48, archived)
# Yawning Cubs


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(FunnyMan, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:07, archived)
# nice
is it yours?

i think we went through all this yesterday didn't we?

could you please read the FAQ and only post your own work.

Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:09, archived)
# Tineye comes back with no results.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:11, archived)
# yesterday and the day before. and the day before that.
it should be gone by now.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:14, archived)
# LOL you really are a funny man
(JoePesky, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:12, archived)
# Adios
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:16, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:32, archived)
# Woo
It's gone 'live.' :)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:42, archived)
# what a username
how ironic
(groovypoodle Terribly inept, please forgive, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:41, archived)
# i've tried to enjoy you on an ironic level
but it has become clear that there will be no end to your cuntery.
therefore, i have no alternative but to ignore you.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:03, archived)
# I'm a little rusty
Haven't posted on /board in ages, just using my time between jobs to practice again.

Also, does the lack of arm look weird? Source pic had no arm, but think I might have been staring at it too long.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 22:55, archived)
# Poor dead president :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 22:56, archived)
# That was meant to say "PANTS!"
Damn you autocomplete.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 22:56, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:02, archived)
# hahaha
it seemed a bit from leftfield
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:04, archived)
# ^ this. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:05, archived)
# I was assuming that "dead president" meant "pubic region" and "poor" meant "great".
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:07, archived)
# It doesn't look too weird, but I think it would help if you drew in a cube or something for her to be sitting on.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 22:56, archived)
# This I am already working on!
I'm not sure what it will be yet, I am think something explosive or similar...
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:00, archived)
# Okay, cool.
It is quite attractive though :).
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:01, archived)
# Ta.
The only reason a bomb wasn't there this time is I have done that before and wanted something different I am thinking of some sort of dead body.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:03, archived)
# ahahaha
that would look fantastic. do it!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:05, archived)
# Okay now that's just a bit weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:07, archived)
# Not weird -
I just like to add a little depth by contrasting with things not expected.
I have previously done some bombs raining on a girl waiting at the bus stop, and a massive tank hiding behind an umbrella, oh and a butterfly shitting bombs. It's just the strange way I work.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:14, archived)
# it could be the body of the client
that slipped an I.O.U into her knickers instead of cash
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:09, archived)
# I think this is beyond my skills!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:15, archived)
# in that case
how about an evil space hopper?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:17, archived)
# I like this
and have another picture in progress with this already, how did you know?
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:31, archived)
# i didn't
but you can't go wrong with a space hopper
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:34, archived)
# Poor girl
She's already had to eat one arm and is now starting on her socks.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 22:56, archived)
# Mictoboy?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 22:57, archived)
# fuck me
where did you spring from?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:00, archived)
# FUCK!!! THIS^^^^
I thought the ginger angry man was long gone!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:01, archived)
# i miss pasanonic's posts
he was always honest about "tracing" and he had a good line in it. having tried his brand of tracing it's not anything like as easy as he made it look and he made it look damned fucking good.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:06, archived)
# plus
the anger and abuse added a certain volatile charm to the board
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:07, archived)
# He was/is a nice guy
I miss him :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:10, archived)
# HE'S RIGHT OVER THERE /\ !!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:12, archived)
# what?
did I miss something?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:15, archived)
# what, on b3ta?
probably not.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:23, archived)
# i never had a problem with him
and he posted some of my favourite pictures on here ever
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:15, archived)
# HOOKTOE.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 22:58, archived)
#
yeah, from the source, but I quite like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:00, archived)
# Scary lady.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:00, archived)
# eeeeeee!
just looking at that sock in her mouth is putting my teeth on edge :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:00, archived)
# I get that with sponges.
Only dry ones mind, so it's not freaky or anything...
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:01, archived)
# it's a horrible feeling
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:03, archived)
# dancing on the ceiling?
no, hang on..
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:04, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:07, archived)
# I have this with snow and cotton wool.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:08, archived)
# T o g e t h e r ?
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:09, archived)
# I think they might cancel each other out together. No separately.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:12, archived)
# cotton wool, yes
snow? that's just weird
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:10, archived)
# That really crunchy snow. It makes a kind of 'crump' sound. Hwuahuahuhaahahhhh. *shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:13, archived)
# i love that sound
which is why i walk on fresh snow whenever i can
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:15, archived)
# socks make for inferior gags, I recommend duct tape
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:04, archived)
# Actually that's a great idea.
And would work as a great juxtaposition. Ooh. Idea! Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:06, archived)
# it's hard to make duct tape stink of three weeks of built-up foetid sweat though
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:07, archived)
# the itching is unpleasant but I think you'll find the results well worth the extra effort
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:08, archived)
# hmmm
i'm not convinced but i'll give it a try
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:12, archived)
# why settle for socks or tape?
i use strips from the shroud of turin and ropes made from mother theresa's skin.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:13, archived)
# yeah but there's only so many strips and ropes you can have if you do that
why limit yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:14, archived)
# they're like pieces of the true cross.
when you want more, some charlatan will sell you some.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:16, archived)
# if he's got good enough patter
i shall be happy to buy some
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:19, archived)
# is she the presenter off cbeebies?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:08, archived)
#
If the presenter from cbeebies is a cheap American pornstar called Brittany, then maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:12, archived)
# no
but she also has one arm, and is a bit sexy if you ask me, with or without an arm.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:14, archived)
# i just googled for "presenter from cbeebies"
depressingly, the first hit is www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1152466/One-armed-presenter-scaring-children-parents-tell-BBC.html
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:18, archived)
# is that the one
with a tiny little finger-like nubbin on the end of her arm stump?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:20, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:28, archived)
# that nubbin freaks me right out
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:31, archived)
# *googles*
Ah, ok. In the source she is leaning back on a bed, hence the arm is behind her and not showing.
Yeah, she's ok, the arm issue wouldn't bother me either.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:20, archived)
# SHE IS ONE SOCK-HUNGRY GIRL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:04, archived)
# Nice woo:D
(herman:D, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:43, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 22:52, archived)
# A fine crop of mushrooms this season
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 22:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:11, archived)
# Mmm, will cook some of them at l(a)unchtime
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:16, archived)
# ha ha
snack attack!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:19, archived)
# One of those missiles is photoshopped
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 22:55, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 22:58, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:03, archived)
# They're not missiles
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:05, archived)
# and i bet they still all miss dubya
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:10, archived)
# haha the hiroshima breakfast special
One giant mushroom with a side order of burnt soldiers
(JoePesky, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 22:56, archived)
# r.i.p. big jim mcbob and billie sol hurok.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 22:57, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:32, archived)
# ...can't happen here
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:51, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 22:27, archived)
# Don't think so, but if it has, Nevermind.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 22:28, archived)
# *spangs*
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 22:33, archived)
# i want a swim now :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 22:35, archived)
# gah, the chlorine!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 22:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Dive in David Spade and save the baby :)
also hope you don't me 'dropping this load' here


Is is Matt Lucas doing a poo on a turtle?
"I've got a turtle head popping out"
(JoePesky, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 22:54, archived)
# not at all
but why is the tortoise puking mozarella, tomato and olive pizza topping?
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 22:58, archived)
# This is how it is made.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:04, archived)
# He had a pizza and a beer for his dinner
And takes offence to the smell of fresh poo
(JoePesky, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 23:05, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(MataChode is investigating substitute activities on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 22:15, archived)
# poor old jesus...
as if he didn't have enough on his plate.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 22:18, archived)
# quick use your flying power!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeBj1BeDKx4
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 22:19, archived)
# he can't, harrison ford picked up the kryptonite grail.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 22:21, archived)
# harrison ford > jesus
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 22:39, archived)
# bah, they're both imaginary and have annoying disciples.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 22:59, archived)
# poor jebus
he's screwed now!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 22:22, archived)

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