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[challenge entry] alistair darling
yes i know b3ta isn't lulcats but this was applicable
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:13, archived)
# You don't pay taxes you big silly
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:13, archived)
# He gets the bus
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:14, archived)
# pfftt
:D
(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:29, archived)
# Indeed.
This cat clearly receives our taxes.

Also, my topical toap, that, being a toap, shouldn't go in it's own thread:

(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:21, archived)
# A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
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# That reminds me of a joke...
Edit : Sure enough it's on t'interwebs. www.macscouter.com/stories/BadPuns-2.asp#Yes%20Men
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:31, archived)
#
That's terrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:49, archived)
# It's funny because Hollywood is in California,
and the Grand Canyon is in Arizona, a distance of some 320 miles.
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# Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:12, archived)
# See?
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# Fuck.
That was bad.
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 15:07, archived)
# lolfatcats
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:21, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:40, archived)
[challenge entry] I suppose I should enter this, then.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:26, archived)
# That's really fucking awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:29, archived)
# Ah thank you, you are too kind.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:31, archived)
# I'm really not.
Well, except when drunk. I'll buy the beer all night then. Always doing it. Fool.

Muppets tiem?



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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:37, archived)
# Hey, I've heard worse reasons to stop drinking.
I remember this. Excellent stuff. I usually don't have the patience for this type if thing. I'm more of a quick and shit type of bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:56, archived)
# :DD
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:34, archived)
# kill him
with hammers.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:36, archived)
# What a darling cat!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:48, archived)
# He has a lot of money
in his kitty
(Carlosfandango, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:32, archived)
# is it politics this week?


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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 22:37, archived)
# Quick, compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 22:38, archived)
# heh
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00rlc5l/Big_Babies_Ducks/
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 22:38, archived)
# ah fuck
hello Micto. Sorry. Did not mean to be ignorant whilst i was being ignorant.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:39, archived)
# Your signature scares me
*examines teeth in mirror*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 22:39, archived)
# LIBRARIAN!
A more embarrassing job for a man than being the guy that has to stick asparagus up his arse on an internet TV show twice nightly, matinee Saturday and Sunday. Discount for O.A.P.s ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 22:54, archived)
# !!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:00, archived)
# 3 tickets for the
Saturday show then? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:05, archived)
# I haven't a clue what you are on about to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:06, archived)
# me neither.
I was never very good at improv ;)



(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:09, archived)
# One of the books in our collection just went for $30 million at auction apparently
Audubon, Birds of America; still struggling to find the link

Edit: Apparently on the TV last night, I missed it

Edit2: Actually that appears to be bollocks, I can't find any trace of such a transaction; over awed Phd student

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:12, archived)
# you are not a Librarian.
You sir, are an archivist. Huge difference ;)

edit:- I have been birdwatching today



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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:14, archived)
# Hahaha
Doesn't that frighten them off?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:24, archived)
# only the quick ones ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:26, archived)
# silly
that's a helicopter!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:27, archived)
# I know.
How else do you propose chase birds?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:29, archived)
# speed dating?
the interwebs?

going to the pub and chatting with them, buying them a drink, exchanging witty banter in the hope of exchanging bodily fluids?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:34, archived)
# Oh I have a new one of those.
I'm not allowed to look at other ones. Frying pans and fire keep cropping up in my mind for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:35, archived)
# this is where the man in the library is borrowing his
and you have purchased you copy
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:37, archived)
# If you're finding her jealousy tiresome, just leave her.
Beating her with a frying pan and setting her on fire is a bit over the top.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:38, archived)
# it's how ray mears treats his women
but he eats the evidence.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:39, archived)
# Is that gonna be in his new TV series?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:43, archived)
# Oh i'd love to
but she has lovely hair. I'm a sucker for lovely hair.



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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:52, archived)
# that boy doesn't look old enought to be drinking
i hope you've not been buying drinks for minors, it's a criminal offence.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:55, archived)
# That's my 15 year old nephew
He did end up quite squiffy and it was not entirely my fault. However, private party and all that, mum also pissed. Bound to happen. At least he only has 30 yards to crawl to his hotel room :)

We were all golfing at 8am the next day and I did not hit the sack until 4:30am.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:59, archived)
# why ruin a good night out with golf in the morning
that's just wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:00, archived)
# I fukkin love golf me I do mister!
I'm playing it now. Online. Golf MMO. How much do I need therapy?

tigerwoodsonline.ea.com/home

I've told my boy. When he's done his service I expect him to become a golf pro and look after me in style.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:04, archived)
# or you could just try
asking them if they fancy a shag
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:37, archived)
# do you fancy a rough shag?
*gets out spare pipe*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:38, archived)
# i'll stick to the fags, thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:40, archived)
# great idea


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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:43, archived)
# loos like clyde from the anthill mob
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:50, archived)
# haha. He does.
and that reminds me, nostalgia, nothing like it used to be.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:07, archived)
# The hair on the one on the right is giving me the right giggles
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 22:45, archived)
# ^ This
.
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 22:49, archived)
# cameron or brown?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 22:54, archived)
# What?


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;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 22:58, archived)
# Ahhhh!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 0:16, archived)
# these children are a nightmare for the pro-life organisation
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:36, archived)
#
(Fatheed, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 21:49, archived)
# thar be a site for that
googlelolz.com/

*cough* FAQ *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 21:54, archived)
# I find it distressing that people try and Google the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 21:56, archived)
# Phone the talking clock then
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 21:59, archived)
# you misspelled melitious
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 22:37, archived)
# More distressing than googling the internet, whilst on it?
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 21:59, archived)
# More distressing than googling the average sized penis, whilst [punchline of some sort]?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 22:05, archived)
#
It only gets worse if you keep typing.

(Fatheed, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 22:08, archived)
# Haahah "penus"
And "british woman" implied as similar to a penus.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 22:11, archived)
# PENUS.
PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS.
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 22:33, archived)
# PENUS BUTTER.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 22:35, archived)
# I noticed just now it says: PINUS
not penus.
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 22:50, archived)
# See, I read it as that first
Then read penus in the line after, and thought that was what I had initially read, and edited my reply above.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:01, archived)
# Ah, the wonders of the human mind.
Marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:05, archived)
# Amazing how using Google is more intuitive than
.
looking at the corner of your screen!
.
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 22:37, archived)
# LOOK WHAT I FOUND ON THA INTORNETZ
ITZ W3LL FUNNIEZ LOLOMG !!!!!1
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 22:09, archived)
# FUNNIES ON TEH WEBNETS!?
LOL WHERE!??!?!!11//
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 22:21, archived)
# ROFLMOA!
HAZ U SEEN TEH DANCIGN BABBY??!!!!??!
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 22:35, archived)
# hOw is Babby formed?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 22:36, archived)
# QUICK! TELL THE INNERWEBS!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 22:34, archived)
# QUICK
TELL THE INTERNETS!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 22:35, archived)
# your sig:
analysing your penis too much but your urge to post screencaps not enough
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 22:42, archived)
# Desktop cleanup time. Have a ginge.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 21:25, archived)
# ...and a candystripe version of this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 21:27, archived)
# Top notch
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 22:02, archived)
# i like this one
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 22:37, archived)
# It's always desktop cleanup time
after you post a pic.
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# I like these, Mofaha
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 21:40, archived)
# Beautiful in its simplicity
As always Mofaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 22:22, archived)
# nice.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 4:19, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 21:10, archived)
# Yes, but will it validate?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 21:17, archived)
# yeah, but it'll use tables for layout.
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# .
I heard he mixes tables and css. The dirty little bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 21:26, archived)
# he makes everything fixed width,
and puts on it "best viewed in Internet Explorer at 800x600"
and he doesn't test it on Firefox
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# .
FILTH!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 21:33, archived)
# let's not even start on the animated "under construction" signs
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# Did someone say
FRAMES?
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 22:38, archived)
# That looks
rather Labour intensive
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 21:18, archived)
# .
I think you'll find your coat over the back of the settee.

Off you go.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 21:19, archived)
# it may come down to this
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 21:22, archived)
# Who is Will Code?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 21:29, archived)
# Well, why not?
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 20:58, archived)
# Kill the emo.
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 21:03, archived)
# Lawl!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 21:18, archived)
# Yay for Stieg!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:14, archived)
[challenge entry]

at least his head re-generates
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 20:56, archived)
# Ha ha
Pop goes the weasel!
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 21:01, archived)
# "mummy,I don't like that nasty man"
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 21:24, archived)
# Hahaha! Have something of a similar theme:
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 22:00, archived)
# Yes! B3ta is the place to be during the elections.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 20:24, archived)
# Except when Harold Potter is on, apparently
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 20:39, archived)
# Fuck Barry Trotter, I say.
Him and his magic this and arcane that.
He should piss off back to Oswerstry with the rest of them wizard pufftahs. * controversy*
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 20:43, archived)
# I have to admit...
I did read the first book just to make sure it really was pants. It was.
An okay, if derivative, children's book, but I don't understand why anyone over the age of 13 is at all interested.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 20:55, archived)
# Try Benjamin Sniddlegrass and the Cauldron of Penguins
It's the future.
(scum_monkey fucking hates your guts, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 21:22, archived)
# Shiiiiit.
And I thought everybody just hated it.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 21:04, archived)
# He's looking quite flushed and sweaty
in that pic. And he need a shave. Cameron, however, just looks like a turd.
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 21:02, archived)
# My word,
those pictures are almost identical!
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# the old perspective to draw the eye trick
da vinci code moon face!
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 22:53, archived)
# Looking better than ever.
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:17, archived)
# don't tease
not while the bitch is still breathing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:21, archived)
# Anyone would get the impression you don't like the poor lady
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:32, archived)
# the cunt took my milk
i will never forgive her
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:33, archived)
# Did she have sharp teeth?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:36, archived)
# yes
the ones she shows to the public are veneers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:40, archived)
# 0_0
harry potter is on in 3 minutes!
*toddles off*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:58, archived)
# This made me chuckle


The whole "married" one made me cringe. I like the inclusion of "yet" too, makes it clear that people are impatiently waiting.
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:32, archived)
# they are
and it made me chuckle, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:34, archived)
# haha!
my favorite is the second suggestion after typing "why does"
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:38, archived)
# haha
I'm amazed, I never thought I'd see the day when someone who needed to ask "why does the moon change shape" is capable of using a computer.
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# :-D
and don't forget this lady: www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c6HsiixFS8 Somehow she was able to operate a camera AND upload it to youtube.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 20:08, archived)
# Nice
I'm liking the first result for "Why is my"
(I helped save b3ta! jaymz, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 21:33, archived)
# This set me off in a fit of giggles.
Google is my hero.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 20:29, archived)
# variation on a theme
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 22:03, archived)
# This one is odd...
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:57, archived)
# is she dead yet?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:22, archived)
# She will decompose on a SkyNews Special on May 4
Remember Ronnie Regan's burial in Bush's tenure
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:24, archived)
# Ronnie Regan?
Any relation to Riff Regan?

I liked Riff Regan. Would've made a great Willow.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:33, archived)
# She'll die on the night of May 5th
Ensuring a Conservative landslide after it's announced.
Because that's how fucking banal the electorate is.

"The best argument against democracy is a five-minute
conversation with the average voter." - Winston Churchill
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:40, archived)
# Nice hair!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:23, archived)
# The hair
Is a symbiont.
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:25, archived)
# not long now
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:26, archived)
# I expect b3ta will quake the moment that old cunt dies from the sheer volume of posting activity.
Ding song the witch is dead will be sung on every street corner and people will travel from miles around to sing songs and party in Trafalgar Square.

A glorious day that will be.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 20:54, archived)
# She has just eaten whatshisface for losing the erection.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:26, archived)
# I achieved political equilibrium on that BBC election game thing:

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:28, archived)
# The North West of England has grown alot since the last erection.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:30, archived)
# Scotland has positively atrophied.
It's like Shrunken Head Britain.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:31, archived)
# it's all the teenage pregnancies we have here
they had to build an annexe at the mouth of the mersey
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:33, archived)
# I can see it from the top of the hill near me!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:36, archived)
# the burning cars
are used to guide ships
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:41, archived)
# Crikey
I think that's all 10 of our lot elected!
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 1:13, archived)
# She is dead
The Tories have her on ice. They intend to reveal her death on the 5th May and sweep to power on a wave of popular grief.
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:30, archived)
#
popular grief? mass hysteria/rejoicing more like.
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:34, archived)
# Her death would make so much of a positive difference to my life.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:43, archived)
# That particular sad, demented old lady's death won't mean much to me either way
but I'll cringe and cringe and cringe at the political and media hypocrisy that'll surround it.
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:48, archived)
# Yeah but at least the Daily Express will have something else to report for a change.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:49, archived)
# Mark my words
It'll be like that dozy bint Diana again. Wailing, gnashing of teeth. Vast walls of flowers and cellophane. BBC at half-mast. The People's Prime Minister...
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:45, archived)
# it'll be the biggest party
since that big party they had for something
(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:36, archived)
# Q) Should we have a state funeral for Margaret Thatcher when she dies?
A) Why wait?
(Astatine, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:59, archived)
# Would
i mean she did the country so why not have her back
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 20:19, archived)
# Shopped pics only please.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 20:45, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll just put this here... oh.
Why have we blocked this image? Because we ruddy well can. We own you and you WILL dance to our tune, motherfucker.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:03, archived)
# About time too
That guy posts nothing but sick filth.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:07, archived)
# I don't always
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:09, archived)
# I was referring to that "rob" person
From the day he was born... he was trouble.


(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:11, archived)
# he's a transvestite too?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:11, archived)
# He's a ginger chick with dick
too
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:13, archived)
# he has many deep and disturbing secrets
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:14, archived)
# A copper-plated Lady Gaga?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:15, archived)
# Charles Gray, hoops!
www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/charles_gray_the_gourmet_ate_a_ghost_mit_slippy.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:14, archived)
# He was the best Blofeld.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:17, archived)
# he sure knew how to stroke a pussy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:22, archived)
# "Do you exshpect me to cut off my hair?"
"No Mr Manuel, I Expect You To Dye"
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 20:32, archived)
# Uh oh . . . it's taken effect already !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:07, archived)
# No FP for him!

(gjm)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:09, archived)
# *dons tinfoil titfer*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:12, archived)
# Ha. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 20:50, archived)
# I wondered if anyone would pick up on the fact that
dodgy deals for a future job in big music done on a yacht in Corfu by Peter Mandelson will in effect make most of b3ta/board illegal ( as opposed to what could currently be described, in a few cases, as unlawful ) and that the owners will be liable for any copyright transgressions rather than the people posting them.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 21:04, archived)
# Only in the UK.
Time to pack your bags and leave the sinking ship.

(I did - 12 years ago. Good fucking riddance)
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 12:22, archived)
# Phil Collins?
Is that you?
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:31, archived)
# I don't know whether to laugh or cry
:)
:(
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 10:10, archived)
# Nothing stops you from doing both!
:'D
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 11:59, archived)
# so this is what washing up really means
I AM both laughing and crying
(not_professional_particularly Tories: putting the "n" into "cuts", Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:12, archived)
# Char Burger Tiem
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:31, archived)
# belly-laughs
the best kind:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:34, archived)
# Tough to keep down !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:35, archived)
# i know that hamburger well
great gooch!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:35, archived)
# It keeps coming back to greet you with that special message !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:37, archived)
# Hands off my buns!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:38, archived)
# Only if you keep'm hot and don't let'm get cross . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:40, archived)
# Uncle Salami?
- Yeeeeeeeeees
Where you hide my inhaler?
- LOL
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:44, archived)
# Zaa Daa BOOOOOOOOM !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:46, archived)
# i replied to the wrong bit
OOPTHY DOO!
www.b3ta.com/links/Primus_Lacquer_Head
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:49, archived)
# haa haaa
...shoulda played Tommy the Cat,...or for this thread, Hamburger Train!... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:50, archived)
# crunchy hamburger
:P
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:00, archived)
# speaking of...*points down*...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:02, archived)
# CRUNCHTIME
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:07, archived)
# oh, a little daytrip around the crunch
we can all go as tourists
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:13, archived)
# you cleft
..

SANCH..

SANCH!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:15, archived)
# this is an outrage!
sabu, you slag!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:17, archived)
# It doesn't matter where it is . . . as long as it is where it does . . .
tippity tippity tip tap slap slap ♪
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:52, archived)
# ooooooo...that is so wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:59, archived)
# Siriously Worng !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:04, archived)
# She's got her own cheering section...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:06, archived)
# Yeah Team !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:12, archived)
# We are one.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:16, archived)
# smooth on the inside, crunchy on the outside!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:05, archived)
# Mmmmm...yummy...just like these cars...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:09, archived)
# that child is evil
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:11, archived)
# All babies are evil.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 20:58, archived)
#
www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/hamburger_origin.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:06, archived)
# Oooooooooh how I miss Nebraska !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:09, archived)
# Her name is Lou Lou.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:12, archived)
# poor girl
named after 2 toilets
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 19:14, archived)
# i will gladly pay you tuesday
for a hamburger today
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:38, archived)
# Wimpy . . . burgers will always be on loan with interest !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:41, archived)
# he was a greedy old cheapskate
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:43, archived)
# Yet he never went without . . . and Tuesday never came !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:47, archived)
# i reckon olive oyl was doing him on the sly
just to get back at the other two for fighting all the time
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:48, archived)
# I believe that you're right . . . she always came out on top !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:50, archived)
# they certainly weren't picky
she was hardly a looker
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:52, archived)
# any storm in the port . . . toot toot !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:53, archived)
# (insert funny caption here)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:12, archived)
# FUNNY CAPTION NOT FOUND
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:13, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:16, archived)
# my brain isn't working well today
it won't stop thinking of coffee and toast
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:19, archived)
# INSERT DISK 2 TO LOAD FUNNY_CAPTIONS.DLL
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:20, archived)
# that depends on where you expect me to insert it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:38, archived)
# :D................just today I saw a guy with a big framed poster of these guys
can't remember the name of the band though...
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:16, archived)
# "The droids you are not looking for" Band.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:18, archived)
# Ah, band on the run
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:19, archived)
# they struck it rich if I remember...

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:22, archived)
# The Bowery Pillhillys !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:26, archived)
# hahahahaha...grandad put yer teef in
can't tell what yer sayin':D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:29, archived)
# Eaffy for you to fay !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:33, archived)
# ...until they fell in a black hole...(no, not Yoko's)...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:30, archived)
# lol Yoko's
now what a gang-bang gif that would make:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:37, archived)
# (excellent FP, man!)... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:39, archived)
# THUMBS UP!
cheers:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:42, archived)
# WHACK the mule !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:37, archived)
# The Forgotten Plan Yet
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:27, archived)
# FUCK YOU RINGO
...AND YOU "PAUL". you can stick it an all "Lennon" with ya twatty airport
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:19, archived)
# You owe me!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:25, archived)
# you probably owe that man "loyalties"
he'll be round at 9 to "bum-fun" you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:39, archived)
# Should I be honored or disgusted?... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:58, archived)
# hmmm...reads as"not a fan"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:27, archived)
# I like their music (most of it)
but as people? they're annoying
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:40, archived)
# same here...mostly early stuff (first few years)
gobsmackin'songs!!!!:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:44, archived)
# We all live in...
The Yellow Submarine is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it when you look out your window or when you turn on your television. You can feel it when you go to work... when you go to church... when you pay your taxes. It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.
(tefu, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:22, archived)
# Nothing ever happens to me...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:26, archived)
# The suits are rented and the heads are plastered on . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:25, archived)
# My face is melting...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:28, archived)
# I've just seen a face I can't formelt . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:32, archived)
# 'Ning all!
Struggling today, too many polka dots have made my eyes break and I need to rip a couple of heads off and start again I think. :(

Or maybe I'll just go for a beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 17:48, archived)
# beer is good
and if you're ripping the head off, you're having a very angry wank
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 17:49, archived)
# Hahaha!
Is there any other kind?! Saw your post last night, but I drunk enough to have a little snooze on the sofa after posting! Lucy was ok, but not fantastic..
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 17:53, archived)
# well, at leasst you went
the last thing i saw live, apart from meatloaf, was the bottom weapons-grade y-fronts tour
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 17:55, archived)
# I'm off to Gil Scott Heron soon.
Can't wait!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:00, archived)
# nobody will go to things with me any more
all my mates are either tied down with kids, skint, or just don't like the same things as i do
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:03, archived)
# Then kill them all and start again!
It's only fair.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:05, archived)
# this is a good idea
but some of them have cars and i can't drive
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:06, archived)
# Yeah
I don't drive either so I know what you mean. Perhaps some elaborate form of blackmail instead?
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:09, archived)
# that's the problem with my mates
they care even less of what other people think of them than i do. if it came to blackmail, they've got far more on me than i have on them!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:12, archived)
# Naughty Smash!
You've obviously enjoyed life far too much!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:20, archived)
# you're right there ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:22, archived)
# How was Lucy Porter?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 17:51, archived)
# OK
Not brilliant, but not shit. The night went quick so she must have been quite good, but I was expecting a bit more stand up rather than 'talk'. Better than a night doing nothing though, so can't be bad!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 17:54, archived)
# Got any nekkid ones?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 17:53, archived)
# Nearly
The face is messed up as well though. The third one up there and this other one have been doing my head in today! That and a hangover...
Edit: Here you go, closest so far.. and the face is shit. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 17:56, archived)
# That's very good
needs more fishnets though :)

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:06, archived)
# Yeah, then it moves into a different category!
Let me appease you with socks instead..
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:18, archived)
# Hello Sailor
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 17:54, archived)
# I like that one
Trying to find some more uniform sources but they tend to be more fetishy than pin-up. It's fun looking though. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:01, archived)
# ha ha
It's a hard old life
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:30, archived)
# v nice :D
can i animate these pictures pls?
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 17:58, archived)
# Hahaha!
Fuck yeah, go for it!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 17:59, archived)
# Can I embroider them?
(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:03, archived)
# If you're good enough!
Of course! What on? Sounds far too tricky for me, make sure you post pics when done! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:08, archived)
# nice work :)
(I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:07, archived)
# Hooray! It's got polka dots and it's not fucking lolotics. Therefore, double win.
I like the dots, I think they were worth breakingg your eyes for. Maybe a line or two on the faces to suggest a nose or a jawline? Not that I can draw for toffee.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:08, archived)
#
Tried a few with that, but they lose the nice simplistic feel. Like the one bending over above. I'm trying a few things out with a couple but their not quite working. I'd probably have to introduce another colour.
The dots are great, but a nightmare to do. I want to do gingham too but not found enough good sources yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:16, archived)
# the middle one does it for me
nicers
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:13, archived)
# Shake it!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:14, archived)
# heh!
Cool!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:19, archived)
# Sweet tease !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:43, archived)
# I love these!
I'd like one of each as a large print on canvas for my living room thank you please :)
(littlelise - domestically challenged, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 22:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Ahh. Nostalgia ain't what it used to be

Does anyone know where you could get something like this??
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 17:40, archived)
# You never cease to perplex me.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 17:45, archived)
# It was a good night - well worth staying up for
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 20:00, archived)
# I suddenly need to watch Election Night Armistice again.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 17:46, archived)
# that depends
do you have a time machine, a colander and an ocelot?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 17:48, archived)
# All out of colanders :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 17:50, archived)
# isn't that always the way of it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 17:53, archived)
# No.
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 21:02, archived)
[challenge entry] arrrrrnnnrraah

(warls77, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 17:00, archived)
# TWO WEEKS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 17:03, archived)
# See you a da pardee Gordon!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 17:05, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
edit: In other news, I just looked down and realised I have a camel toe. How depressing.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 17:05, archived)
# Are you not...
*raises quizzical brow*
a MAN?
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 17:11, archived)
# Nah,
not with capitals anyway :P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 17:12, archived)
# It's a camel mantoe
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 17:13, archived)
# Ahhh you mean a moose-hoof!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 17:21, archived)
# hmm. Maybe a goat hoof then.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 17:37, archived)
# like a cheesecutter through blancmange?
(Carlosfandango, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 17:52, archived)
#
depressing erotic

When are you in London next?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 17:11, archived)
# Um dunno
Was going to try and go to the bash but it's a bit expensive and that :(
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 17:14, archived)
# :(
This saddens me. I am actually, for the first time ever, able to commit to going :(

Although, with the lack of that fat bastard from the hostel, is it even still happening? I haven't seen him in months ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 17:29, archived)
# He's been sucked into World of Warcraft land - not sure either
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 17:38, archived)
# SOMEONE SHOULD NOW!
SOMEONE! TELL ME! I am too busy watching Castle.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 17:45, archived)
# what have you done with the rest of the camel?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 17:14, archived)
# Ate it.
Wi' chips.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 17:15, archived)
# sauce, gravy or mayonnaise?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 17:16, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 17:41, archived)
# now you're being greedy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 17:43, archived)
# I did not think I could find you any more attractive, but you have just proved me wrong...
*swoons*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 17:23, archived)
# *catches*
*whisks away to secret dungeon*
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 17:39, archived)
# Yes!
(warls77, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:02, archived)
# *eye exploding scene*
*{o}*{o}*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 17:05, archived)
# AAARGHHAHHGAHAAHHHH!
*5 minutes later...*
AAARGHHAHHGAHAAHHHH!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 17:07, archived)
#
hahaha...lovit
(warls77, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 17:54, archived)
# "Screw you, Gordy!" *attacks with mining drill*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 17:10, archived)
# Hey man, I've got 5 kids to feed!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 17:15, archived)
# not to mention a crippling whorehouse bill
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 17:26, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!
You sink zis is ze veal David Caameron?

IT IS.
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 17:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha :)
Open your miiiiiinnnnd!

(I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:02, archived)
# I am not myself! ... :D ... :D ... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:15, archived)
[challenge entry] brown bottle's foe - blue face
(Blythy Pop Quiz Hotshot..., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:54, archived)
# YOU MAY TAKE OUR LIVES!
BUT YOU'LL NEVER GET A PENSIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:55, archived)
[challenge entry] You wanna by a possum boy?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:56, archived)
[challenge entry] "Look at me mater, I'm a green!"
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:57, archived)
# Why is it only the politics you come out for
nowadays Waspy?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:58, archived)
# for the last 3 months I've been working short weeks
in order to be able to spend time with my baby girl, this has meant I've had to actually work when at work and had no time for b3ta.

Back to 5 day weeks next week, bored this week and have a million and 1 lolitics posts I can wheel out (I'm just sticking them up at random now!)
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 17:00, archived)
# GAY!
Or something....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 17:28, archived)
# Green!
www.b3ta.com/board/9998012
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Good lord its dirty


(Frogcloset (noun), Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:24, archived)
# what devilry is this?
you've made her look younger! the bitch is goig to live forever!
*puts away tap shoes*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:25, archived)
# I think its the cameron shiny face algorithm™
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:32, archived)
# it's disturbing
that's what it is
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:43, archived)
# You cannot kill that which does not live
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:35, archived)
# can i at least fuck her face up good and proper?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:44, archived)
# in a sexy way
?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:53, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 17:01, archived)
# Thatcher had way more bollocks than Cameron
Also, if you like this you'll like my post down below. Go have a look...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:26, archived)
[challenge entry] She could drink him under the table too
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:27, archived)
# Hahaha great!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:28, archived)
# I HATE THIS!
Clarke is likable!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:28, archived)
# anyone who drinks monkey beer usual is
unless of course they're girls
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:30, archived)
# Sorry, I meant for that to distinguish between him
and Thatcher. She was a cunt, he is still likable. In my opinion of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:31, archived)
[challenge entry] I agree, although I'd more say "tolerable"
And the only good thing I'd say about Thatch is she's the only woman who could handle her Monkey Beer.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:36, archived)
# OI!
what about me?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:44, archived)
# Nope. No dice.
It's not for ladies.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:47, archived)
# bugger
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 17:01, archived)
# Nice tagging there!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:51, archived)
# Are you implying that Wasp Box is a self serving ho?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:56, archived)
# that would have it's advantages...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:58, archived)
# I like the courage of Clarke's convictions.
And would even go so far as to say I respect them. I don't like them, but he believes what he believes, and who am I to argue with him? He does respect that there are people who are not as well off as him though, in the whole.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Indeed!
Have some new labour

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:26, archived)
# KILL THEM! KILL THEM BOTH!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:27, archived)
# Now this is utter win :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:28, archived)
# aaaaahahahahahahahaha
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:30, archived)
# Likes
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:05, archived)
# hahah! scary...
blimey, I nearly just dozed off at my desk, and tipped forward, coming close to nutting the keyboard. I think I'm going to have to walk about the office a bit..
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:29, archived)
# Get me a drink while you're up
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:50, archived)
# *zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:52, archived)
# Squishing them together a bit more...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:49, archived)
# John Barrowman!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 17:04, archived)
# No!
It's "Q"

en.academic.ru/pictures/enwiki/81/Q_portrait.jpg

except for the nose...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 17:40, archived)
[challenge entry] "Hopefully that's done away with a few oik children..."
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:11, archived)
# YOU CAN RUN BUTCHA CANT HIIIDE MUDDAFUKKA
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:14, archived)
# My first is in Canoe, but not in Birmingham.
My second is in london, but not in Edinburgh.
My third is in Gloucester, but not in Bury.
My fourth is in Bath, but not in Bolton.
My fifth is in Farnborough, but not in Middleborough.
My sixth is in Pratts Bottom, but not in Twatt.

Where am I?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:18, archived)
# /board?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:18, archived)
# Nope.
By the way, have you heard from Geoff the Clownfish at all?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:24, archived)
# Cloano?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:22, archived)
# Close, but no cigar :P
Do you know when, or if, the hedgehog from hell is gonna be back from his travels? It is just that I am planning a visit to my friend in dunfermline, and, if I am correct, you are in Edinburgh, and I thought maybe a little bash may be in order.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:28, archived)
# You could ask him
He does log on here now and then.

According to his blog he's now terrorising South America. Like some kind of 6'10" spikey chupacabras (yes, I know the original chupa is more central America...)

And a minibash would be cool :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:52, archived)
# Are you free most normal drinking hours?
I shall drop him a gaz and see when he is back. Maybe even those Weegie town fools will pop over for a few ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:55, archived)
# In theory, yes
Don't forget to b3ta-Calendar it!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:59, archived)
# Nurse, we have a gentleman here who doesn't know where he is
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:34, archived)
# Please tell me it's not Cosham?
Pretty please
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 17:21, archived)
# Arf!
I hope this becomes an internet meme! As bad as the current Labour government is, it is a million times better than it would have been under the conservatives.

I mean, at least Labour have got rid of over-exaggeration.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:15, archived)
# I'm pretty tempted to rattle off a few of these
and, yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:16, archived)
# It almost feels too easy to pillory them though,
It is like the whole BNP debate at the European elections. Although, unfortunately, the conservatives wield a lot more power than the BNP and could actually fuck this country again. It amazes me that the conservatives have the gall to criticise labour for how little they have achieved, when they had to spend nigh on the first 10 years of their governance sorting out the utter fuck up that the Tory government had created. Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:22, archived)
# bloody oiks!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Gordon calcuates the budget
(manwiddicombe is thinking of something witty to add here, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:08, archived)
[challenge entry] That's Darlind's job
but he can't budge it...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:13, archived)
# He's come to the end of the "electoral roll"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:14, archived)
# .
he needs to 'work it out' with a pencil...
(NickBlinko Papas Adrianas, Papas Adrianas, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:40, archived)

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