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# :D
(herman:D, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:43, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:46, archived)
# Hahahaha
EN-GER-LAND!!!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:47, archived)
# Faaaake!!
There's no way a flag would move like on the moon!

On another note, I was trying to convince someone that foxes aren't really much of a pest in towns the other day. I guess I was wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:49, archived)
# I've never tried to convince someone that foxes aren't pests in towns
what was it like?
(duts Optimus whut?, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:54, archived)
# Surprisingly easy!
There wasn't a counter argument until now! There's a local fox that's a bit lame (in the leg, not as in a shit fox) that walks to heel. It's like a slightly lost dog. It's a pretty cool fox. I would adopt it, but it's a fox so I guess it would be a bad idea, plus my landlord might get a bit pissed off.
(I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:58, archived)
# yes it would be a bad idea
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:12, archived)
# How can this be a bad idea?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXy9QxKqUQo&feature=related

Unless you have babies or small children or other animals in your house...

(edit: 1:45 for the best bit)
(I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:17, archived)
# cute as that may be
they are wild animals and belong in the wild

i really don't like this kind of thing, it's like some sort of disney inspired distortion of reality
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:23, archived)
# Very true
but did you see that documentary about dogs? There's some place in Germany where they are selectively breeding out 'wild' foxes in captivity, ie only breeding with those that are not aggressive to humans. They've ended up with tame foxes (tame from birth), but the weird thing is that their coats no longer look like foxes coats, they are starting to get the same patterns as domestic dogs. I guess that means that it is possible to find a relatively tame wild animal that has inherited its tameness through it's genes.

Anyway, despite the waffle and the video, I really would not adopt a fox. I am not an idiot. I may live in a town now, but I was brought up in the countryside, and I do know the difference between wild animals and pets!
(I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:32, archived)
# yeah that was a good watch
if i was going to tame a wild animal it wouldn't be a fox though
hippos are the future
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:40, archived)
# Hahahaha tooo sooooooooon
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:18, archived)
# Hahaaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:19, archived)
# ha ha!

Boom boom... shake the cot
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:04, archived)
# sorry - couldn't resist it....


Click for bigger (76 kb)

(talcy, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:39, archived)
# I pity the fool
who doesn't carry a spare usb cable around
(I helped save b3ta! the ghost of last tuesday, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:52, archived)
# I miss Mr T-Junction
B3ta was a better place when Mr T-Junction was here
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 1:06, archived)
# I'm sure there will be repercussions.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:31, archived)
# yiff yiff grrr
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:34, archived)
# The fox with tits shouldn't detract from the important message here.
Don't ask me what that is
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:44, archived)
# Who needs evidence
when you have fear and panic?
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:36, archived)
# FAUX News always reminds of the Don Henley song 'Dirty Laundry'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:43, archived)
# arf! :D
I've just been going through my old pics and feel this deserves a pearoast. Hope you don't mind....
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:38, archived)
# Arf!
MORE OF THIS!
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:43, archived)
# seeing as we're reposting for the hell of it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:50, archived)
# Awwwwww! Cuuuuute!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Poor Thing....


Click for bigger (110 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:25, archived)
# Gingers don't have souls. Black people have lots of soul. Presumably soul is proportional to pigment?
I was emailed this don't try and pay me for sharing it with you, I won't accept your money.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:27, archived)
# look who also has no soul,
and hates blacks, and gingers...
(SquidHead, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:29, archived)
# i'm ginger
i don't have a soul

a soul is an artificial construct.

i AM funky as FUCK though
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:29, archived)
# I'm pleased to hear that
It's good that it's possible to be funky as fuck and hate Glee.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:31, archived)
# i love ghee
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:31, archived)
# I wonder what ghee is like spread on toast.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:33, archived)
# Yakky.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:37, archived)
# Like jizz spread on toast
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:50, archived)
[challenge entry] WOO! 1000th post.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:31, archived)
# In five years? Blimey.
Congratumalations!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:47, archived)
# Thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:52, archived)
# I used to live in Scotland
There was a lot of this. Now I live on the south coast where there's not so much of it which is much better. That said, I do have a thing for red haired girls. They should just be locked away until they're old enough though...
(I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:34, archived)
# Hucknall?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:35, archived)
# First time I've played with any sort of vector based thing before
Probably shouldn't post crap like this, but hey, it's late. One day I'll make something worth bothering with!
(I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:19, archived)
# i like that
bjork has melted
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:21, archived)
# I'd try to give her a good melting.
That crazy little icelandic woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:23, archived)
# Thanks!
Was expecting a flaming! Was thinking of Japanese woodcuts as I was doing it, but then realised I was incompetent and deleted the rest!
(I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:24, archived)
# no
it's ace
i like that it's not the usual 'tracing of a photo' vector
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:28, archived)
# Cheers!
For some reason I fear posting on /board like I fear even looking at /talk or 4chan, just in case they realise I'm there! I might even consider posting again one day!

(Stealth edit. Too much beer)
(I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:32, archived)
# Yeah, those are shit... :(

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:35, archived)
# Time to experiment with the undelete button!
Followed by repeated use of the 'post' button.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:18, archived)
# ssssssh....ssssshhh!



so quiet
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:25, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:30, archived)
# Swirls 'n Twirls
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:23, archived)
# reminds me of motorbikes
and fudge
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:26, archived)
# I like fudge
but have always been disappointed on boring days at work that there are no job adverts for fudge packers. Still, my productive moments have included confirmation from Baxters soup that soup is eaten and not drunk whether it's in a mug or not, and also the zoo keeper at Marwell informing that a Giraffe makes the same sound as a cow except it's infrasonic so we can't hear it.
(I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:29, archived)
# FUDGE !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:34, archived)
# This is getting close to putting me off fudge
I'll still eat fudge, but if I were shown this at the same time, I might eat is slower with a slightly confused look on my face.
(I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:38, archived)
# Yes Please
Takes eleventy.
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:29, archived)
# That's nice :)
It could be BP's new logo...
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:28, archived)
# shrimp?
with an elvis hairdo... nice!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:28, archived)
# looks like hair :D
(herman:D, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:39, archived)
# mindpiss
b3ta.com/board/10081651
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:40, archived)
# Is that freebase?!
Please tell me that's freebase. He is my favourite of all the memes and I would be very proud to have had freebase made a part of anything that I have made!!
(I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:41, archived)
# It's Freebase.
And I like your swirly.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:50, archived)
# ^this
take it it's yours :D
(herman:D, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:54, archived)
# What?
I know it's just a swirly thing, but I claim full responsibility for it! The freebase isn't mine. I don't know who owns freebase.
(I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:01, archived)
# We all do. Freebase is light, and purity, and wisdom, and better than drinking the bong water.
(Hairy Twatter, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 1:18, archived)
# Thanks!
That piece of clarification means I can go to bed tonight significantly happier than I was before!!
(I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:03, archived)
# It's one of the "other" freebase pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:05, archived)
# Elvis wants his hair back
he doesn't care if he is dead -- just give it back
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:40, archived)
# The not-so-good life

Edit: Here's a musical Flash version
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:06, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:07, archived)
# Hah!
Nostalgic AND topical. AND nicely done.
I sense FP material.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:07, archived)
# *click*
aceness
in fact:
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:07, archived)
# arrow post
i agree :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:27, archived)
# very sad pics emerging:(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:08, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:08, archived)
# smashing
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:08, archived)
# V nice :D
Edit
(herman:D, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:08, archived)
# top stuff
*hums theme tune*

EDIT : Just watched the Flash version. Fantastic stuff indeed.
(Cluck needs a holiday, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:08, archived)
# very woosome indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:08, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:09, archived)
# this is superb...
have a well-deserved click.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:09, archived)
# Excellent.
woo
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:11, archived)
# That's great
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:11, archived)
# Very clever :)
Have a fluffeh
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:12, archived)
# Unlike the usual keyboard cat
this fellow looks more meditative - perhaps playing a Chopin Nocturne or a Schubert Impromptu.
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:25, archived)
# WIIIIDE-screeen Keyboard Cat...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:26, archived)
# Very nice
*clickage artois*

EDIT: with added woo yay-ness
(I helped save b3ta! the ghost of last tuesday, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:14, archived)
# that made me have a lol what you said!
(duts Optimus whut?, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:51, archived)
# Amazing
and sadly true :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:14, archived)
# hahah!
glug glug glug
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:15, archived)
# Oh fuck me that's brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:17, archived)
# I need a poo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:18, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
oh wait that wasn't said by a horse, no need to laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:19, archived)
# oil companies are lovely aren't they?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:19, archived)
# It's a dirty job, but someones got to do it
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:23, archived)
# That is effing brilliant!
Too many BP reactions have been all emotional and serious, but this is great!
(I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:21, archived)
# That is outstanding work
As well as fucking brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:21, archived)
# Glutted !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:22, archived)
# No really, I need a poo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:23, archived)
# aw shucks!
thanks everyone
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:25, archived)
# Excellent work!
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:35, archived)
# YES!
*clicks
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:31, archived)
# great work
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:48, archived)
# superb
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 7:16, archived)
# This is truly excellent....
.. don't understand the lack of FP-ness, but it would certainly get my vote. Fab idea beautifully done.

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:29, archived)
# Superb work
click
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:35, archived)
# excellent work!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 18:52, archived)
# BIG (but not too big i hope) IMAGES !!

not dead, only SLEEPING..
(SquidHead, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:51, archived)
#
If you want big, add width="3000" between img and src=
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:54, archived)
# no no no its <img width=100% src"yadda yadd">
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:54, archived)
#
My way works...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:57, archived)
# you missed a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:00, archived)
# It's one single pixel... there can't be anything missing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:02, archived)
# Pah, I don't look at anything under 300k
This is worthless
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:04, archived)
# You're mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:06, archived)
# 807 bytes for a picture?
worthless I tell you
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:12, archived)
# how come
resizing the width also resizes the height ? what if you only wanted it wide but not high...



oh, i see..
(SquidHead, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:06, archived)
# you got red on you
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:01, archived)
# It also works after src=
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:32, archived)
# staple the tie to the table and slap the back of the head
press anykey to continue
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:54, archived)
# fuck sake..is this getting bigger and bigger?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:54, archived)
# i bet you say that to all the ladies
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:55, archived)
# no only at one....

[insert my usual answer]
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:56, archived)
# please form an orderly queue
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:57, archived)
# Reposting cnut!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:59, archived)
# yer maw
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:02, archived)
# It got bigger once.
By my count. I can count to 1!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:55, archived)
# I'd say twice
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:57, archived)
# only the once-
it just wasn't 'in your face' enough the first time round.
(SquidHead, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:57, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10081523
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:05, archived)
# he/she could be dead
we've only got your word for it....looks suspiciously like an OD
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:59, archived)
# you could be right-
it does bear all the hallmarks of coffee abuse.
(SquidHead, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:03, archived)
# It looks nothing like an obese daschund
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:06, archived)
# that reminds me of that game flashback on the amiga
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:08, archived)
# cheers !
That's the kind of look I'm going for.
(SquidHead, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:09, archived)
# this is ace :)
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:15, archived)
# thanks!
(SquidHead, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:24, archived)
# We can't let you do that Star Fox!


Click for bigger (334 kb)

Oh well... showing my age (or lack thereof) with the approach to the news...
(Narcotic-Nightmares, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:48, archived)
# Hahahaha
I'm loving all the fox pics tonight
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:53, archived)
# Nicely!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:57, archived)
# DO A BARREL ROLL!!
(AnActualMoose rummaging through bins on, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:16, archived)
# this puts me in the mood for bean soup
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:57, archived)
# Alright people?

(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:46, archived)
# hAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:46, archived)
# get em boy!
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:47, archived)
# mmm
tasty toddler snax
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:49, archived)
# HAHA!
I like this muchly :D
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:20, archived)
# big old HDR funs
Photobucket
it's not photography...it's "Digital Art"... ;p
(duts Optimus whut?, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:44, archived)
# ohhhhhhhh
ahhhhhhhh
EDIT: I normally despise the results of HDR work, but this is not one of those times
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:45, archived)
# exactly!
(duts Optimus whut?, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:45, archived)
# you ninj'd!
now I look like a pompous cunt haha

thanks though ;)
(duts Optimus whut?, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:47, archived)
# oops, I'll add and 'edit:' to my edit so the google monster doesn't think you're a smug cunt
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:48, archived)
# yey \o/
*smugs*
(duts Optimus whut?, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:49, archived)
# strangely I'm in the mood for this
I like it
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:45, archived)
# why fanks dood :)
(duts Optimus whut?, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:46, archived)
# uh, no it's photography
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:46, archived)
# meh

not really hdr looking though
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:46, archived)
# Which can only be a good thing, shurely.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:47, archived)
# I like hdr photos

the ones that are spooky looking..I don't go into the technical bollocks like some
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:51, archived)
# This.

Most people into 'HDR' just won't leave their saturation and contrast sliders alone
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:54, archived)
# bingo!
that's the fucking point man!!
it's it's it's....

*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:47, archived)
# It's not cubism, if that's where you're going.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:50, archived)
# true
this is cubism:

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:51, archived)
# *left eye rolls inwards*
*collapses*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:53, archived)
# shit!
I think someone's spiked my toast...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:56, archived)
# I know that toats
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:58, archived)
# Nelly 5 legs?
Was that from the compo?
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:00, archived)
# I don't think it was enter in anything, I don't really remember.
It's from ages ago.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:03, archived)
# K
Thought maybe the hidden elephant one. That was fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:05, archived)
# Oh, maybe so.
That definitely rings a bell.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 3:53, archived)
# It's never Cubism.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:51, archived)
# I love a spot of cubism, me.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:54, archived)
# not really HDR looking...?
what sorta photos you been lookin' at?! ;)
(duts Optimus whut?, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:48, archived)
# good ones ;P
abduzeedo.com/20-beautiful-hdr-pictures-part-3
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:50, archived)
# yup, some good 'uns there
wasn't claiming mine was amazing HDR, just that it doesn't look like a "photograph", ftr :0
(duts Optimus whut?, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:53, archived)
#
The I cannot stop tonemapping, someone kill me quickly kind
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:02, archived)
# But it's my only line!
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:10, archived)
# But seriously
overworked monstrosities that they are, that stuff sells.

You made a few of those at some point I guess, it's rough work making it look half natural. It's like a tabloid of all headlines, each part of the pic screaming SEE ME SEE ME.
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:17, archived)
# While some of those are nice
HDR to me should be like trying to get as close as you can to reality.
Or even hyper realism.

Most of those don't look real at all.

To each his own, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:57, archived)
# Well, although the human eye is capable of perceiving a wide dynamic range at one time
a true HDR photo of a true HDR subject is capable of displaying a greater range. By definition then it could never look natural; it's a completely unnatural view of the world from the human point of view.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:01, archived)
# christ
they're horrible
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:59, archived)
# I updated my site for you.
And you said NOTHING.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:02, archived)
# to you.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:04, archived)
# oh god micto please reply "to me"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:07, archived)
# to me
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:10, archived)
# yay :)

now jump through hoops
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:13, archived)
# Colin McRae wiv de angles:(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:04, archived)
# up 50..left 20..trees
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:06, archived)
# they're fucking awful
apart from the first two
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:17, archived)
# SRSLY THO
It's a nice photo, it really is, but ironically it's not actually a subject with a particularly high natural dynamic range to start with;
and where the dynamic range is slightly stretched, such as the bright light through the windows, the photo is completely burned out, there's no dynamic range at all.
Again, it's a nice photo and all, but don't expect a gentle ride posting stuff like this here :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:55, archived)
# Plus, I suspect this wasn't done in the spirit of pure cubism at all

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:58, archived)
# It almost certainly wasn't.
And even if it was, I want to argue about it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:01, archived)
# LOLz
(duts Optimus whut?, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:04, archived)
# no fair do's guv, really appreciate the...um, feedback...ha
yea the windows are definitely burned out in this, I'm still learning how to do it so it's good to get a totally unbiased opinion...can see how much I still have to get right ya knah...

need more zombie kittens and freebase for my b3ta...
(duts Optimus whut?, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:03, archived)
# Well I'm not saying don't post em
I'm just saying expect the occasion warm shower when you do :)
How are you doing these? Multiple bracketed exposures?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:05, archived)
# ha cool
yea multiple exposures, this one is from 5...then processed in Photomatix and tidied up in Potatoshop.

No wonder my wife thinks I'm up to something...
(duts Optimus whut?, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:09, archived)
# And can I add....!
it's a seriously duff resolution on here, check it on my flickr, it looks way better :)
farm5.static.flickr.com/4070/4677546193_d7cc7620bd_b.jpg
(duts Optimus whut?, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:06, archived)
# duff resolution on here?

yea it's b3tas fault
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:08, archived)
# this is linked from photobucket not flickr
it's photobucket that screws the res I think....

look at it on flickr and tell me it's not a least 7% more gorgeous...
(duts Optimus whut?, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:11, archived)
# nope..doesn't do anything for me
sorry..photographs are like art, you either like it or you don't
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:14, archived)
# cool ya
I was raised on a diet of Resident Evil and Silent Hill...I can't get enough of that high contrast, uneven light sh*t! haha

while we're on the subject - please playstation gods, make us another fixed-camera Resident Evil game, please...this over-the-shoulder bollocks is rubbish...think how good it could look with modern technologies...please?
(duts Optimus whut?, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:41, archived)
# not played any of the new gen versions
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 0:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:48, archived)
# because you're on b3ta
and that kinda shit just happen some time
(duts Optimus whut?, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:50, archived)
# We're doing foxes today, not dogs.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:03, archived)
# Foxes are almost dogs.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:04, archived)
# Yes, I can see how you got confused
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:11, archived)
# Noice

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:54, archived)
# very nice
this is a good example of hdr done right :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:18, archived)
# Looks good
(I helped save b3ta! the ghost of last tuesday, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:39, archived)
# Looks cramped
doesn't leave mushroom
(I helped save b3ta! Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:43, archived)
# Ok, that's it

I'm off for tonight ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:45, archived)
# Ba-dum tish!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:45, archived)
# Argh!
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! the ghost of last tuesday, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:49, archived)
# "It just works"
(I helped save b3ta! the ghost of last tuesday, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:58, archived)
# are these guys memes before my time?
cos aahma rissin' here
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:44, archived)
#
badgerbadgerbadger.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:46, archived)
# OMG NO WAI!
www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/badgers
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:46, archived)
# footie footie footie
oh its a goaaal!
scored by england england england :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:53, archived)
# badgerbadgerbadger is
a flash site, spot the deliberate mistake
(I helped save b3ta! johnselekta last posted something equally unfunny on or before, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 1:07, archived)
#



(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:32, archived)
# ITS
MOLESTEEEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:33, archived)
# I have this T-Shirt...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:33, archived)
# NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
*twitch*
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:34, archived)
# I have this AIDS

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:34, archived)
# Way too small
But beautiful
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:38, archived)
# Better?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:45, archived)
# Don't worry, be happy!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:53, archived)
# BIGGER
Oh well, that'll do.

Was more happily surprised my screen was nearly 2/3 utilized.
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:46, archived)
# BIGGAR
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:46, archived)
# utter pap
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:39, archived)
# !!!!!!



(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:44, archived)
# Argh, it's hypnotising me!
It's telling me to...
make... another... drink
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:44, archived)
# *Fetches glasses
That's better, I can see it now
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:46, archived)
# oon-tss-oon-tss-oon-tss-oon-tss-oon-tss-oon-tss-oon-tss-oon-tss-
oon-tss-oon-tss-oon-tss-oon-tss-oon-tss.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:47, archived)
#
UTZ! UTZ! UTZ! UTZ! UTZ! UTZ! UTZ! UTZ!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:48, archived)
# what's in the bag?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:50, archived)
# This one's for Redsushi
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:31, archived)
# Loved that movie!
Bit of a one watch wonder tho...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:33, archived)
# what movie is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:34, archived)
# Moon
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:37, archived)
# Fuck, I still haven't seen it
How shameful
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:38, archived)
# sad GERTY is sad :*(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:38, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:03, archived)
# Wibble
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:21, archived)
# Congratulations?
Edit: and then it animated :)
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:22, archived)
# i wish i had a pie
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:29, archived)
# Then it might bite you?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:36, archived)
# When come back...
bring pie.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:39, archived)
# Boom Boom!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:23, archived)
# Hahaha
Although
1) Apparently they were not in the same cot according to some post I just read on here and
2) It was Rob all along as I previously stated.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:24, archived)
# Oh fuck, I've just remembered why I went downstairs.
I forgot when I got to the bottom of the stairs, had a think and decided it must have been to make myself a gin and tonic.
Now I'm back upstairs and I've remembered it was because I wanted ice cream.
I'm worried if I try again the same thing will happen again and I'll end up getting wasted.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:27, archived)
# make a gin and tonic
float.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:29, archived)
# Hmm. I only have cornettos in the freezer. Would putting a cornetto in a gin and tonic work?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:30, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:31, archived)
# No

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:35, archived)
# I'm going to trust both you and my instincts on this one.
Not sure how well the cone and crushed nuts would mix with my cocktail.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:40, archived)
# Pussy
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:42, archived)
# Both of the above
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:37, archived)
# :) reminds me of this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcrs5Z7S-oM
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:31, archived)
# haha, I see what you mean
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:37, archived)
# erm...
*deletes browsing history*

*defrags*

*formats c:*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:24, archived)
# I dunno what you're seeing...
??
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:30, archived)
# sorry
I was clumsily inferring that it looked a bit child porny. it doesn't really
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:30, archived)
# Oh,
thought you'd got as far as the GIF loading his tail and ran...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:35, archived)
# I assumed this ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:37, archived)
# Freud would have some opinions I'm sure
^^
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:30, archived)
# Hahahaha
The evil dastardly fiend
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:25, archived)
# haha!
Basil's really gone off the rails since he split with Roy North...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:33, archived)
# I was bored.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:54, archived)
# me too
all day:(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:58, archived)
# It's raining, the woman is out at work,
The highlight of my fucking day was my grandson phoning me to tell me his voice is breaking. Gah!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:01, archived)
# crikey
I thought I was an oldun; maybe I'm just a late breeder
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:04, archived)
# No mate, I can remember when the internets were in B&W.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:06, archived)
# feh
how about 405 line Interwebs?
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:09, archived)
# With an acoustic coupler.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:11, archived)
# OK, you're as old as me
I'm a late breeder

80 char punch cards?
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:13, archived)
# I'm 57
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:16, archived)
# OK, you win
by 7%
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:19, archived)
# I used to shove them into a Prime mainframe.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:19, archived)
# So
who is the oldest B3tan?
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:26, archived)
# maybe Valin
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:29, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=3
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:29, archived)
# Awesomwe number, though I was thinking RL years
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:34, archived)
# lol..................beats mine anyway:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:05, archived)
# and don't forget
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:02, archived)
# he he
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:03, archived)
# O RLY?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:03, archived)
# Ya Rly
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:24, archived)
# arf :D
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:30, archived)
# Nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:04, archived)
# ?
how can we possibly all afford licenced versions of CS3?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:04, archived)
# It's the thought that counts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:07, archived)
# I got CS5 a couple of days ago
and all of a sudden all my 32 bit plug ins I paid lots of money for don't work
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:10, archived)
# you have too much spare cash
or a generous employer in london zoo.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:12, archived)
# I upgraded from CS4
But still means all my Plug ins don't run on a Mac in 64 bit, so will have to replace them; or run both

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:17, archived)
#
And a Youtube account for /links
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:04, archived)
# I did think about that but got even more bored.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:07, archived)
# TJ
today i saw a "Summer Chafer" :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:12, archived)
# Similar to
www.uksafari.com/cockchafer.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:15, archived)
# yeah
pretty cool looking bug :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:20, archived)
# We have an /offtopic board?
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:20, archived)
# Apparently it's quite a 'community'
Each to their own
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:26, archived)
# haha!
does that say 'Gobshitus Maximus' on the crest in the Dictionary?
Nice touch...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:41, archived)
# Second in a series of two. Or maybe more......
(BatFastardUK, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:43, archived)
# muhammad's still a cunt
/continuing my series
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:48, archived)
# And smells of wee.
I have a strange sense of deja vu...
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:49, archived)
# it's almost like the same thing over and over..but a bit different
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:18, archived)
# PBUH
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:49, archived)
# POO BE UPON HIM
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:50, archived)
# phantom being utters heretic
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:52, archived)
# Purple bituminous ultra hampster
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:57, archived)
# Put bananas up him
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:59, archived)
# PENCIL BRAKE UMBRELLA HORSES
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:27, archived)
# So does the Pope.
You'd think they'd all get on.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:49, archived)
#
prophets and nazi kiddy fiddlers.... you'd have though so....
(BatFastardUK, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:51, archived)
# have a centipaedo
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:51, archived)
# 3 pubes per ball, two balls per co... oh wait
lol
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:14, archived)
# Yeah man!
Let's attack a religion based on the behaviour of a select few! Yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:53, archived)
# I'm confused
what's this about?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:55, archived)
# Mohammed raped a 6yr old
in the Koran. mind you he married a few times as well (12?)

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:06, archived)
# Ad campaign to make religious faith more fluffy
news.bbc.co.uk/today/hi/today/newsid_8725000/8725419.stm

Apparently there are loads of thick people who think your average Muslim thinks violent extremism is ok

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:08, archived)
# rligus s@ire
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:00, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:02, archived)
# yakyak
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:20, archived)
# Ha!
Now do something based on the Tony Hancock episode, The Blood Donor
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:24, archived)
# I really should get around to giving blood again.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:28, archived)
# The blood van stopped coming to my old hospital.
apparantly not enough doners.
shirley one is enough?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:30, archived)
# Yeah, so should I,
it's been nearly 5 months.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:30, archived)
# 3 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:30, archived)
# 7 years.
I win, people in accidents lose....

I feel bad about it though, because I have a rare blood type.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:31, archived)
# So you both win and lose?
lol tripped onna cup.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:31, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:32, archived)
# Alright soo?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:42, archived)
# Yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:56, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:58, archived)
# Drinking beeeer!
(SquidHead, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:17, archived)
# Ooh, I happen to collect rare bloods. How much for all of it?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:33, archived)
# If you give me a Fantasy Ball Chupa Chups lolly,
I will give you 2 pints of it!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:34, archived)
# No, I need it all in order to prevent other collectors obtaining it which would make it less rare.
3 lollies for the lot.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:35, archived)
# AB?
The AB type is the universal recipient, though, so an injured AB could get any old blood. I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:48, archived)
# Or just be given O.
Like any other rare type.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:50, archived)
# No,
my blood group is actually FK. It makes me super awesome and invincible! Unfortunately though, it makes me liable to death.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:55, archived)
# *snort*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:06, archived)
# AB antibodies are the main ones but there are plenty of other ones.
That's why they have to cross-match blood before it's given, to look for any adverse reaction. Just giving AB matched blood is risky and only done in emergencies.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:07, archived)
# I did my tenth a few weeks ago. Got a little badge and a certificate.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:31, archived)
# I read tenth as teeth there and thought, well done you tard! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:32, archived)
# Also THE FOX WAS INNOCENT

It was Rob
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:32, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:33, archived)
# just read the fox story...
nice to see the tories have their priorities for their first few months in office... poverty? economic crisis? hmm, nah, let's get some anti-fox propaganda out there so the fucking plebs let us have our dogs and horses back.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:36, archived)
# I think London needs more horses.
Brighten the place up a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:39, archived)
# More proof
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:46, archived)
# Don't give too much
or you'll leave none for the foxes.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:31, archived)
# british people aren't allowed to give blood in germany
in case they have omgmadcowsaids. true story
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:32, archived)
# Really?
Ha ha ha! Fucking shitty nazis! They can't have any of my blood anyway :P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:33, archived)
# tried to give blood here once
and one of the questions was "have you lived in the uk for more than 5 months between 1981 and 1998?" or something similar. british blood ist gefaehrlich!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:39, archived)
# Dude, don't give blood to the germans. They'll just have kinky blood sex with it or something.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:01, archived)
# What?
WHAT?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:34, archived)
# Haven't we got rid of bse? I've not even heard it mentioned in years.
I had to google it to make sure I got the letters right.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:36, archived)
# you've answered your own question on bes
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:40, archived)
# If I remember correctly,
it takes something like 10 years for it to start showing up, so the continued ban is understandable.

edit: [Citation]
"The incubation period in vCJD is difficult to establish, but is estimated to be around 10 years. The incubation period in transfusion transmitted vCJD has been between 6.5 and 8 years."
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:35, archived)
# yeh, I didn't argue with them
was just a trifle surprised at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:41, archived)
# Yep, because there was no BSE on the continent.
No sir.

Excuse me while I take this cow round the back and shoot and bury it, after I saw what happened to farmers in the UK.
(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:41, archived)
# Burn it, fool, or we'll have birds with 'flu and ASE.
Unless that has to go though pigs too.
And you can't have PSE because that's Photoshop Elements.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:52, archived)
# i can't donate blood any more.
aside from visiting the UK, and now I might have zomgmadcowaids...

i've had several tattoos done, and the red cross considers my circulatory system a toxic dump now!
(Floz Nietsnezolf doesn't have photoshop, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:41, archived)
# A pint?
Why that's nearly an armful!
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:41, archived)
# splendid
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:24, archived)
# arf :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:26, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Excellent
also, 'tis the season
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:26, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:28, archived)
# OI!
YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T TELL ANYONE ABOUT OUR NIGHT TOGETHER!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:29, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:31, archived)
# You don't hear of mimsys for ages
then two come along at once
(I helped save b3ta! the ghost of last tuesday, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:59, archived)
# thanks, I've just had it stuffe... hang on
nicely done fella :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:28, archived)
# ivesc got me an excellent t-shirt for my nipper to give on fathers day with Mr James on!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:28, archived)
# Electro Baby!
I've been experimenting with a ray of light tutorial.. piss easy really and not really that tecnically difficult but i quite like the effect :)


contains no foxes, sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:16, archived)
# This is pretty!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:17, archived)
# thank yoo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:19, archived)
# Purdy!
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:18, archived)
# and yoo
(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:20, archived)
# star baby!

dun der der!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:19, archived)
# intergalatic nappy power!
(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:21, archived)
# You liked Moon then?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:24, archived)
# yes it was fab :)
the gerty crying emoticon was a nice touch
scene spoilers

in fact gerty wins full stop :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:26, archived)
# A much more accesible 2001 n'est-ce pas?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:29, archived)
# hmm yea...but they're totally different films :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:32, archived)
# I've said this elsewhere but....
Moon wins HARD.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:27, archived)
# Aye, it is fucking great!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:29, archived)
# oh, one other thing
The instrumental track which plays the film out is uber brilliant
I picked it up from iTunes and it rocks
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:37, archived)
# is it this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZsW0_cXOrI&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:48, archived)
# Yeah, I bloody loves it me
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:53, archived)
# Now we just need a giant Trance Fox to come and eat it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:20, archived)
# this guy will 'av him!
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Man_V_Fox
(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:25, archived)
# That's kinda cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:24, archived)
# Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:33, archived)
# One of the "Inspired By" posters you Won't See......
(BatFastardUK, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:11, archived)
# muhammad's a cunt

/ac
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:18, archived)
# PBUH
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:19, archived)
# prodigy burned ungarnished halal?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:23, archived)
# Peace be upon him.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:24, archived)
# probably be unfairly hung
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:33, archived)
# Put a sprig of rocket on it you caaaaant!
/Dining With Dyer
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:24, archived)
# And he smells of wee.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:24, archived)
# Wha?
and That^
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:19, archived)
# but i can see it
you just posted it, right there.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:02, archived)

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