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# After the end of humanity...

Click for 300+ more comics and pictures.

Part one.
Part two.
Part three.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:17, archived)
# How do you spell Turismo, Mata?
Big Elephants Can Add Up Sums Easily.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Balls.
Fixed, ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:32, archived)
# Ha ha! Gran Turismo 5
is mentioned as being released in the Book of Revelation.

(Loving these by the way.)
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:24, archived)
# I think this has to be the end of this little sequence
there's only so far you can go about making jokes about corporations before you risk boring everyone else senseless.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:34, archived)
# hahah, GT5 is taking far too long... I'm half expecting them to say they're holding it back for the PS4
Still, it has a long way to go to beat Duke Nukem Forever. One of the morst ironically named games of all time.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:31, archived)
# I think they've given up on it now.
Anyone else experiencing BOARDQUAKE?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:34, archived)
# yup, it's all gone a bit laggy
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:41, archived)
# Nice
:D also helloes *glomp*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:33, archived)
# *glomps back*
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:36, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:38, archived)
# Dark Hams 20

Previously.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:05, archived)
# :D
Onion vicar on the run!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:07, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Hatstandery of the first water!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:07, archived)
# hahahahaha
what in the shuddering name of fuck?!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:08, archived)
# Yay!
A welcome return of this series.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:09, archived)
# hahaha! ONIONS!
this whole series is FAR TOO GOOD, it has to be unhealthy...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:10, archived)
# Yay!
Glad to see a new episode :)
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:14, archived)
# ^this :D
(herman:D, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:19, archived)
# :D
This is a whole barrel of yay
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:19, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Not available in any shops


The idea gift for Father's Day*


*If your father is either deaf, or a twat
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:56, archived)
# Is it the karaoke version?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:58, archived)
# Flava Flav appears to have misplaced his clock...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:00, archived)
# BOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Hahaha
excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:00, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Worse things have happened . . . *remembers pan pipes version of Oh Danny Boy*

*shudders*

EDIT: *whistles nonchalently*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:01, archived)
# Heh, Pan Pies.
Do want.

Reminds me of the Paul Mcartney hit "Pies of peace".
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:08, archived)
# Or John Lennon's seminal "Give Pies A Chance"
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:09, archived)
# If a chciken and bacon 'slice' counts as a pie
then I have one in the oven RIGHT NOW!

This information was brought to you by The Eat a Pie For Lunch Campaign 2010*.

*The Eat a Pie For Lunch Campaign 2010 is not affiliated with The Cornish Pasty - A Suitable Breakfast Campaign and any similarities thereof are purely coincidental
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:20, archived)
#
Oh Danny Boy anything
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:08, archived)
# Hahaha nice one
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:21, archived)
# pfft
Talksport are running a surprisingly good fake ad at the moment for "Nopw Thats What I call Vuvuzela"

Includes:
Horn in the USA
Parplife

and others hits by Trum Petty and the Heartbreakers, the Rolling Drones etc
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:27, archived)
# You stole this joke from that piss-weak "comedy" on R4 last night, didn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:16, archived)
# No, I did not
I stole it from Twitter
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:28, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Styxx hates when people talk in the third person, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:53, archived)
# Enough Essex Boys
Huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Why am i looking at 2 for £10 HMV DVDs?
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:57, archived)
# Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mi
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:58, archived)
# Enough....
*ironies*
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:02, archived)
# lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha! *boke*
*has actually done this*
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:54, archived)
# Woo!
*Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Styxx hates when people talk in the third person, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:54, archived)
# haha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:57, archived)
# Ewwww
And grats on currently leading the challenge with your mock flounce :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:57, archived)
# what?!
*checks*

fucks sake!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:59, archived)
# haha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:03, archived)
# hahah
I just this second clicked it to help keep it up there.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:03, archived)
# Ha ha!
I can't condone this though, Faceburger must win. No offence, Toats.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:04, archived)
# Its ok, I'm more offended* that my pictures
get less votes than me taking the piss out of b3tans who keep saying the same bollocks every week about me winning stuff.

*not very
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:06, archived)
# Urgh
I hate it when that happens!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:04, archived)
# hello saucy lady
how's you?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:09, archived)
# grand ta :D
and yourself? *scrobbles*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:18, archived)
# hahahha, advanced conjunctivitis :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:10, archived)
# With carroty chunks!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:15, archived)
# Toasty!
I'm just about to tuck into mine!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:21, archived)
# B3ta newsletter subjectline compo
Come on LOL-miners
write some one liners
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:49, archived)
# Rob Green wouldn't let this slip through his hands
(I helped save b3ta! bobzarkoff, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:50, archived)
# Well, I'm finally out of the closet. Last time I play bloody hide and seek

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:51, archived)
# glow-in-the-dark shite would actually be pretty fun
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Show your support England fans!
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:53, archived)
# I'm convinced that they are playing the theme music to George of the Jungle
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:45, archived)
# Clearly no support I can see.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:09, archived)
# rob suddenly realises the power he has. NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE ONLINE: SEND ME ALL OF YOUR JAFFA CAKES AND MONEY, WINNER RECEIVES A CRT MONITOR SIGNED BY ME
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:54, archived)
# shooting you lol bullets
like a deathrow comedian
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:54, archived)
# licat volare si super tergum aquila volat
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:54, archived)
# 2 GOALS 1 CUP
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:55, archived)
# MAN OF STEEL - KNOB OF BUTTER
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Oh no!
(I helped save b3ta! Styxx hates when people talk in the third person, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:56, archived)
# Be like Richard Herring's jacket sleeves. Be a-frayed. Be very a-frayed.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:57, archived)
# Wanking over windmills more than Don Quixote... together
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:57, archived)
# MARADONA IS NOT A QUEER
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:58, archived)
# Erectile dysfunction on the increase. Show YOUR support by putting a white flag with a red cross on your car
/Cheggers
(UTB, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:00, archived)
# It's VOO VOO ZEE LAA, not VOOVOO ZULAH, you cuntspaniel


Edit: May not be true, in fact, I barely have any idea what the world cup is
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:01, archived)
# Something about sweaty men in shorts
running around in front of more sweaty people, trying to steal a ball from the other and then giving it back.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:03, archived)
#
"A huge number of my fellow citizens tune in and witness a glorious contest of ecstatic highs and heartbreaking lows. I see 22 millionaires ruining a lawn."

/Charlie Brooker
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Bobby Fischer Exhumation Special
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:10, archived)
# They had to check who he'd mated with
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:15, archived)
# England Vs Algeria: Flags, Fags, Wags & A-rabs.
(I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:12, archived)
# FREE WAX BULLET CANDLE FOR EVERY READER
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Police marksmen, point-blank range, and only 4 out of 5 hit the target?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:17, archived)
# A WAX BULLET AIMED AT THE SICK HEART OF YOUR INBOX
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:19, archived)
# *In the time it takes to read this, someone else will have become a "social media expert".
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:46, archived)
# INGERLAND 4 EVA IN OWR HARTZ
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:58, archived)
[challenge entry] meh
(I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:34, archived)
# I like cycling.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:44, archived)
# The jingle pretty much writes itself!

We've been giggling about this idea at work recently...
*re-lurks*
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:30, archived)
# *hastily shops Christ Value - Quality Guaranteed branding*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:32, archived)
# A-cross a wide range of goods
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:34, archived)
# How much does Jesus save?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:53, archived)
# Went round the corner for a japanese whore.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Zomg.
I LOLed so hard.
(Namenlos, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 21:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Hohoho, windpower.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:21, archived)
# *imagines sweetcorn spray*
ewww!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:26, archived)
# Haha, MMMmmmmm
I was saying to the wife the other day that due to eating so much BBQ food & sweetcorn, it was going to come out like a bird feeder.

I don't think she liked that mental image.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:10, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:20, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:36, archived)
# Hehe
Nice one.
(Namenlos, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 21:23, archived)
# Hamster Pants!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:15, archived)
# Hants.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Yorks.
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:04, archived)
# Ben Grimm wants his undies back..
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:19, archived)
# Thankee sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Does anyone wanna illustrate this comic script i'm writing...?
I realise this may not be the place to ask...so i also enclose a delightful pic i done drawed...


(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:06, archived)
# You seem to be doing fine, Joe.
*hides pencils*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:09, archived)
#
But this script is cuteish, and even when i draw something like a dog it ends up looking a bit scary...someone was once sick when they saw something i drew, and it was a kitten. I can only use these powers for evil!
(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:10, archived)
# The curse of Scrotie McBoogerballs strikes again..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cnMHhf30iI&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:16, archived)
# haha I thought of this immediately
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:24, archived)
# so ditch the cute script

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:25, archived)
#
But i like the script, i can do a sickening one any day...you want one?
(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Paisley Tits!!
Nice
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:11, archived)
# Does your script call for cats drawn badly in MSPaint?

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:13, archived)
# I dunno.
I think it would be cool to have a kids book that looks like this.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:14, archived)
#
This could be truee....
(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Vnyl, the easy clean option!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:14, archived)
# Remidn you o' anything?

(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:25, archived)
# How's this?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:25, archived)
[challenge entry] In ur officez, stealing ur logoz..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:40, archived)
# .. and off-topic:
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:41, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:42, archived)
# fin.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:42, archived)
# Last time they'll play with superglue
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:36, archived)
# poor Chewie
the rebellion really were a bunch of racists
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:45, archived)
# I'm surprised Uncle George hasn't digitally solved Chewie's lack of medals, yet..
Shocking way to treat a wookie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:50, archived)
# Chewie and R2 were the real heroes anyway
www.morningstar.nildram.co.uk/A_New_Sith.html
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:37, archived)
# it is a very original logo, I can see why Ecotricity are so up-in-arms about their intellectual property rights being violated
haha, the ceiling man is brill
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:42, archived)
# honestly the number of ads I see at work where they've obviously seen someone else's work and then thought "we should just copy this"
is truly disheartening

it's even more disheartening when they stick them up in the foyer or canteen as an example of their best work
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:47, archived)
# yeh, that is shit
and it's something that has become a rather popular artform in advertising. like the carbon-copies of youtube content that pop up now and then... Cadbury's eyebrow ad, for instance
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:51, archived)
# The current one is a V05 ad that reads "Make your head stand out"
Above a picture of a guy who's wearing a patterned shirt...the same pattern as the wallpaper behind him

kaleidoscopeexplosion.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/garden-state-wallpaper.jpg

It really makes my blood boil that
a) someone did that
b) someone thought it was good enough to hang where prospective clients could see it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:05, archived)
# Is that Zach Braff?
Is that Zach Braff? Is that Zach Braff? Is that Zach Braff? Is that Zach Braff? Is that Zach Braff? Is that Zach Braff? Is that Zach Braff?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Sha.
Totally.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:19, archived)
# Or even worse, they get the pop group that did the terrible music for their adverts to come and play the song live on repeat for your entire lunch break...
(trufax)
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:06, archived)
# christ
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:07, archived)
# Totally justified anger..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:46, archived)
# *pulls finger guns on Happytoast*
Yo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:55, archived)
# Hahahaha...
*Click* sir! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:48, archived)
# Hail & well met, Ninj.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:55, archived)
# hahahahah! marvelous :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:57, archived)
# Hahaha this is all of the win!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:58, archived)
# argh
DO NOT CLICK HERE !
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:02, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:06, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
I'm so glad I decided to click that. *sends to everyone*

edit: www.vuvuzela-time.co.uk/www.rainhamsheds.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:07, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:11, archived)
# Hahahaha
I love vuvuzelas, best of all the chinese secret weapons
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:15, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Innovations

My gallery
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:36, archived)
# goddammit no one else really stands a chance with you around.
Brilliant as ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:39, archived)
# yeah, but no-one'd bother looking at a website
but no-one'd bother looking at a websitepopulated with your and my pics . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:42, archived)
# hahahahaha
touché Dave, touché!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:46, archived)
# haha great
but, don't the vast majority of businesses put profit ahead of environment, just to varying degrees?

I think I'm confused... so in the last frame, because the towel isn't green, does that mean she's not bullshitting, or is bullshitting? I'm so confused today. So confused.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:41, archived)
# They don't tend to then
base an ambiguous campaign on how environmentally friendly they are, though.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:44, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:46, archived)
# It's the fashion
a lot of businesses are doing it despite it being a miniscule percentage of their expenditure. It makes people feel like little heroes, saving the earth by using a life-long shopping bag or whatnot.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:49, archived)
# I have seen an
"environmentally friendly web agency" advertised. They say they are environmentally friendly because they won't travel to meet the clients, which is a great excuse.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:55, archived)
# pfft
sounds like something from Nathan Barley
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:58, archived)
# Dammit, I had the idea of sitting at my desk in my underpants talking to clients years ago.
I just didn't think of a good enough excuse.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:01, archived)
# I do think some companies are actually serious about the whole thing, as they see it as a way of protecting their future interests.
Others, like EDF, just use it as a cover up for their more nefarious activities.

What isn't made clear in EDF's blurb is that whether you agree with nuclear power or not, sister company EDF Trading is still one of the world's largest exporters of coal, the most pollutant fossil fuel used in power stations. EDF have a hell of a lot to answer for...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:04, archived)
# EDF Energy production is also around 28% for coal
which is rather a lot in today's day and age, especially for a "green" company. 66% nuclear too, which ought to be a bit higher really. It remains to be seen, but they are apparently developing renewables, so they may not be too bad in the long run, assuming of course, they mean what they say
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:49, archived)
# argh!
I've buggered up the last frame, haven't I?

*goes to change it*
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:48, archived)
# woohoo
I'm no longer confused!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:52, archived)
# and.....
fixed.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:53, archived)
# haha
I was expecting the flag to go green, but I see what you've done
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:54, archived)
# Smashing!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:42, archived)
# Intricate stuff, as always..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:45, archived)
# outstanding :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:57, archived)
[challenge entry] We Wind the War!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:24, archived)
# Ha!
Semper Fi!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:28, archived)
# hahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:32, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:36, archived)
# PARP!
/Wobbly Bloke blog

edit: beaten to it!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:36, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:54, archived)
# conflatulations :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:40, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:45, archived)
[challenge entry] OKies - the last one of her from me
And it's also probably true

(really struggling to get these images uploaded this morn)



Click for bigger (329 kb)
(nommo, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:20, archived)
# I fired some methane once

He wasn't fit for the job
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:36, archived)
# I grew up in the village with one of the UK's first animal dung power stations.
always seemed like quite a good idea to me...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:37, archived)
# I agree
It's a great idea - biomethane production from sewage especially - there's only going to be more of it...
(nommo, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:43, archived)
# Flutterbyfan :)

(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:20, archived)
# you have highlighted a serious possible side-effect of this kind of face-painting
you ought to inform The Daily Mail at once!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:32, archived)
# Foreign face painters steal your eyes!
would be great if our eyes could fly around our heads though :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:36, archived)
# + CANCERAIDS

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:37, archived)
# + LEAD AND MERCURY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:03, archived)
# Floaty eyes float.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:08, archived)
# Did you look behind the sofa, little pink wibbly dude?
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:32, archived)
# it's behind you!
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:09, archived)
# maybe he's sitting on it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:11, archived)
# I'm outa here...away on my epic adventure up to the job office
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:13, archived)
# May your quest be fruitful!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:14, archived)
# He wants to stop leaving all his crowns scattered over the hillside like that...
That's what you call a "Trip-risk" in H&S terms.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:26, archived)
# I would like you to remake all of the King's Quest series, using your characters :)
with this guy as the star, obviously
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:37, archived)
# this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdNGpUjbPPA
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:02, archived)
# It's stuck up your vulva

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:11, archived)
# best of all the Swedish cars . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:12, archived)
# I think it took a wrong turn
and is lodged in the urethra
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:17, archived)
# 1/10
No clearly defined bollocks

less than 3 pubes per bollock

no . . . hang on this IS a cdc isn't it?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:12, archived)
# best of british fan (ny)
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:52, archived)
# subo isn't english
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:53, archived)
# that's why they had to subtitle her on Oprah!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:54, archived)
# that's the ignorant americans for you
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:59, archived)
# ^^ this
when we were over there once my dad had a massive row with the hotel receptionist.

(in perfect queen's english) "Excuse me, could you please tell me when the next shuttle bus arrives?"

"What?!"

"could you please tell me when the next shuttle bus arrives?"

"WHAT?! Sir, I can't understand the language you're speaking in"

"ITS F******* ENGLISH!"
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:13, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:15, archived)
# Dont say please. That always throws them.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:16, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:19, archived)
# /would
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:03, archived)
# Sausage bingo.
A sizzling game of chance
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:06, archived)
# I'm always surprised to see Flemmish tv subtitled in the Netherlands, and vice versa.

I believe sometimes the idea about it is to emphasise the fact that they're different, even though everyone understands each other perfectly.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:10, archived)
# I'm always surprised to see Flemish or Dutch TV
it means I have woken up in The Netherlands or Flemland again
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:33, archived)
# That happens to the best of us, Griffy

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:35, archived)
# hehe!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:40, archived)
# that scouse bird with the tits
is she just utterly unfortunate or a bit mental?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:53, archived)
# "if carlsburg did sports bras..."
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:58, archived)
# fuckinell
I bet hers are made by Balfour Beatty.

edit: My mistake - it was William Tamm
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:59, archived)
# *resists urge to google cow bras*
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:03, archived)
# nah it's OK
but there are some weird things mixed in teh results.

Like this guy (NSFW)
4.bp.blogspot.com/_4ow2Juu7nMo/S3BM5SF40zI/AAAAAAAAU_Q/IcLVF_enKfE/s400/000849-sheep-pig-cow-old-pervert-man-wearing-stockings-bra-porn-having-sex-with-animal-doll.jpg - filename says it all
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:07, archived)
# but suddenly I like baseball
2.bp.blogspot.com/_4ow2Juu7nMo/S3BWc5B04AI/AAAAAAAAU_g/QFLRKTk-22g/s400/hot-baseball-chick.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:08, archived)
# baseball? if anything that picture reaffirms my fondness for tits
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:09, archived)
# mmm
Japanese tits
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:16, archived)
# a little from column "a", and a little from column "b"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:00, archived)
# hehe
I wish there was a website which told you exactly who all the unfortunates are who end up getting splashed around the web as memes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:02, archived)
# IMDb: Internet Meme Database?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:17, archived)
# that's what we need!
there is this, but it's not quite what I need mean
knowyourmeme.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:25, archived)
# I bet the middle one has a fair old 'gunt' on her.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 11:09, archived)
# Basic Emergency Maths

Class dismissed.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:28, archived)
# a hungry zombie is an unhappy zombie
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:31, archived)
# Exactly...
Feed them and they'll leave you alone :)
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:33, archived)
# Now here's ann interesting question
do zombies necessarily want human brains? Could we not convince them to eat cows and sheep and that?

I demand answers from SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:37, archived)
# sheep brains give you mad cow disease
so it stands to reason that cow brains give you mad zombie disease
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:38, archived)
# I don't want reason
I demand SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:44, archived)
# sorry, i'm all out of SCIENCE today
but i can offer a side-order of logic
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:57, archived)
# I like this leap of logic.
What happens if you eat a zombie brain?
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:49, archived)
# you get mad sheep disease?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:51, archived)
# This is quite possible
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:56, archived)
# I guess it depends on the author/director
same as running zombies vs proper zombies
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:38, archived)
# Some do quite nicely with ordinary, non-brain flesh
It might be possible to wean them onto Quorn.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:42, archived)
# I have tried a lot of Quorn products out of curiosity.
They are not good.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:45, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:46, archived)
# I like the quorn chicken breasts
They're like chicken, but not quite.

The sausages are icky though.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:48, archived)
# Their 'Chicken Dippers' are ok...
when done in the over, shoved into a sandwich and liberally smothered with BBQ sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:49, archived)
# oh god yes
www.dusa.de/images/FS_tofudebeest.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:52, archived)
# Give a man with a cut head a sprouting runner bean and it will cheer him up no end.
Is that it? It's not is it? *coat*
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:49, archived)
# You could have a prize for that...
...if I had one.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:50, archived)
# *nails up sign "do not feed the zombies"*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Nnnnnnnnggh!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:07, archived)

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