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Microwave, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 12:09, archived)

Dressed like that,

they must think they're in a Microwave 'eaven.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 12:17, archived)

nice:D

(herman:D, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 12:23, archived)

Nice :)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQAKRw6mToA

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 12:52, archived)

yes!

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Microwave, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 12:58, archived)

Oh yeah

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Frogbeat, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 13:03, archived)

still glum though :(

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 13:44, archived)

i'd wear it

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Shada, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 12:24, archived)

Number two for me

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Frogbeat, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 12:27, archived)

why do they look so glum?

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 12:32, archived)

GJM.

Also, saw this beady-eyed chap in a park today:

www.b3tards.com/u/be2610a790cc836ff076/powerful_owl_1.jpg

Biggest type of owl in Australia, too.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 5 Sep 2010, 12:32, archived)

O RLY?

He's a beaut

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Richard Shitheels, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 12:33, archived)

Ta!

Not great photos, but they'll do!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 5 Sep 2010, 12:37, archived)

yes, It is good enough evidence

I think he spotted you though

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 12:43, archived)

here's an owl I found on the internet

lol Australia is upside down lol

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 12:42, archived)

All the blood is in my head.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 5 Sep 2010, 13:07, archived)

"The owls are not what the seam" - the Log Lady, Twin Peaks

(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 14:11, archived)

Here's one I found in Portugal

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 14:41, archived)

He looks quite disapproving

what did you do or wear to make him look like this?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 12:43, archived)

Ah, he was asleep when we arrived.

However, some shouting kids seemed to wake him up. You really don't want to mess around with these buggers, though. A chap once played a recording of one and one them ripped his face up.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 5 Sep 2010, 13:06, archived)

This is clearly normal behaviour.

To just think that one day, some kids wake me up shoutily and play a recording of me speaking to me is enough to justify ripping anyone's face up*.

*hasn't been sleeping much these past night because of kids having a party in the street

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 13:45, archived)

Ha!

The poor bugger did lose an eye, though. I suggested to a couple of parents that it might not be prudent to let their kids play noisily underneath it for the above reason. Nowadays, I'd half-expect a punch in the chops for my troubles, but they were genuinely amazed by the owl. The ulterior motive was that I didn't want them scaring the bugger off...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 5 Sep 2010, 13:57, archived)

Good fashions, microvave

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 12:40, archived)

Number one for me please

although I have to admit I've grown quite used to wearing shoes

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 12:42, archived)

wow

that's almost like my wardrobe, only with more options

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 12:47, archived)

SCM

(Smashing Cardigans Microwave)

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 5 Sep 2010, 13:49, archived)

(herman:D, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 11:27, archived)

haha epic fails are just not quite as epic without an Obi Wan ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 11:28, archived)

'ave that ye bastard

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 11:29, archived)

insult to injury

I like it

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 11:57, archived)

haha this one made me laugh

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Shada, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 12:00, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/10175136

(herman:D, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 12:07, archived)

^This

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Rico, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 12:13, archived)

Self Moist-estation I bet you enjoed that ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 13:39, archived)

Hahaha

i love these.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 16:22, archived)

I'm new here

will I get verbally raped and mocked?

(mitsusproogi Pure Cush, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 10:18, archived)

You will if you continue to post links on /Board

that's why we have a seperate /Links section.

But we all make mistakes when we are new to b3ta :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 10:20, archived)

^this

i got banned five times:(when i woz new to b3ta):

(herman:D, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 10:40, archived)

LOL

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 10:40, archived)

All time record keep up the good work Herman :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 10:44, archived)

i did this when i first joined

NSFW

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 10:50, archived)

haha needs more magenta and it will be fine

I think noob-bashing is more of a tradition than anything nasty with ill intent I hope so I got some major maulings from Dutch Girl and Baz and there is nothing to compared to to being mauled by them by anybody we have thesedays. We are far too fluffy now :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 10:54, archived)

true

it's all a bit of craic at the end of the day really isn't it. i mean, who really gives a shit, lol.

(unless it's one of them days were about 5 learners fuck up in a row, unnghh)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 10:59, archived)

It's worse when there is a big war of words and the good stuff

is pushed off the board too early then it's a shit place to try to post anything.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 11:01, archived)

yeah,

sometimes a good old thread delete is not such a bad thing, hahaha.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 11:06, archived)

HERESEY!

You better pray for apostasis! ;)

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 11:13, archived)

But he makes a valid point

a good ol' fashion thread delete is a lot more fun when someone finds the link to it and bring it back up for more amusement :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 11:18, archived)

Hahahaha

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Frogbeat, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 10:55, archived)

donned a bill oddie mask

and got your cock out?

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 10:56, archived)

If so I'm impressed by the size

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 10:58, archived)

the funny thing is i remeber retaliating by saying,

"it's not a real cock, it's a dildo"

HAHAHAHAHHAHA, oh dear......

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 11:00, archived)

Oh the cock? I was talking about the budgie ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 11:02, archived)

ha!

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 11:03, archived)

Hahaha:D

(herman:D, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 10:59, archived)

Posted an unshopped photo?

Tsk tsk tsk!

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Rico, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 10:59, archived)

i did this nsfw

a.imageshack.us/img8/9996/b3ta09.gif

(herman:D, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 11:04, archived)

and nsfw

a.imageshack.us/img93/396/pussymintshermansm009.gif

(herman:D, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 11:04, archived)

and nsfw

a.imageshack.us/img21/8117/herman89009.gif

(herman:D, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 11:06, archived)

and nsfw

a.imageshack.us/img220/4246/herman223me009.gif

(herman:D, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 11:07, archived)

and nsfw

a.imageshack.us/img21/1570/highheelssteponballsher.gif

(herman:D, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 11:08, archived)

does what it says on the tin

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 11:09, archived)

i lol'd at them two quite a lot

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 11:15, archived)

Ouch!!

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Rico, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 12:07, archived)

aww, it's not so bad if you know how to prepare for it

....not that I have personal experience with, I just heard things

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 17:44, archived)

oh jesus

hahahaha

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 11:07, archived)

love it

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 11:08, archived)

I've seen the full video, it's brilliant but definitely NSFW

Only you would dare .gif that and post it here!

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RedHouse over yonder, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 14:23, archived)

You epitomise the acronym N.S.F.W. Herman maybe you should change your username to

HermanNSFW:D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 11:15, archived)

Hahaha:D

(herman:D, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 11:17, archived)

\o/

success!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 11:19, archived)

You deserve a poem!

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RedHouse over yonder, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 15:56, archived)

(herman:D, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 18:12, archived)

hahah...

oh christ!

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 11:15, archived)

oddie

ah mate, that's cracking work. the expression on his face is just perfect!

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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 5 Sep 2010, 18:27, archived)

So todays game is Spot-The-Twunt!

"Found him!"

(^ What She Said and probably what they are about to all say ¬, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 10:23, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 10:24, archived)

only for your inability to follow the faq

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 10:24, archived)

Christ I knew it.... Must lern to reed.

(mitsusproogi Pure Cush, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 10:28, archived)

Better than being verbally mocked and raped

I suppose

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zoldergoose, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 10:27, archived)

To be honest

Calling it a 'Message Board' is only going to lead people into thinking that posting messages is reasonable behaviour.

Image Board however might give a better hint

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simbosan is too tired, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 10:30, archived)

It's called Main Board

and the purpose of b3ta is explained in FAQ plus anybody who's new to b3ta will have spent at least a little time before signing up looking at what happens here and seeing that people who post Links or just Text on /Board get a mauling!

But it's no big deal many frequent boarders have made the same mistake when they started.

I don't think I made either of those two mistakes but I did make the mistake of being a reaposting cunt (in a new thread) at the beginning before I realised this was even more annoying.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 10:35, archived)

Exhibit A

Post a new message | View older messages

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simbosan is too tired, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 10:38, archived)

You said it was called "message board"

those links where there long before they seperated the boards apart and I suppose they were never updated but in effect in FAQ /Board is for posting images you have made.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 10:41, archived)

Ahh

There is history...

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simbosan is too tired, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 10:42, archived)

Yes it was by popular demand that there be a video/what I found on the Internet and I think is Lol section which is now /Links

/Talk has been there since the birth of time I believe I think b3ta was created around them like building a new estate on ancient burial grounds the ghost of old /Boarders occasionally drift onto the Main Board and scare noobs then they drift back. ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 10:48, archived)

Maiden has been here through much of that history

In fact it's soon her b3taday; I hope you are planning something epic, Maiden!

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RedHouse over yonder, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 14:28, archived)

And yeah

It's called messageboard on FP. Just saying that the design could be clearer

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simbosan is too tired, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 10:42, archived)

I don't think Cal is in any hurry to change those buttons

all the rules of b3ta are well established in FAQ so therefore any legacy to the old b3ta forums will stay as they are.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 10:51, archived)

Is Cal still around?

I thought he'd buggered off to flickr ages ago

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LP, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 11:06, archived)

Not sure not heard anything in a while

He was here to do the B3ta Image thing though that wasn't so long ago was it?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 11:11, archived)

the level of universal ennui has just gone up...

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 10:31, archived)

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Frogbeat, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 10:36, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 10:40, archived)

yes

yes you will

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 10:55, archived)

(herman:D, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 10:58, archived)

I like this,

I think it is fez time

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 11:41, archived)

hello regular

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 11:14, archived)

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Richard Shitheels, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 11:22, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 11:28, archived)

Ah but which regular?

there should be some way to trace who has multiple accounts. I always suspected PantSeatFlyer as being a regular.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 11:27, archived)

Surely someone has the upload codes to check IP addresses?

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 5 Sep 2010, 11:33, archived)

cr3

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 11:35, archived)

I don't understand why not

I mod a site where IP addresses are in plain view

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 12:39, archived)

*sneaks in verbal rape scene*

(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 11:54, archived)

Probably.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 12:42, archived)

i brought him to life

www.b3ta.com/board/10176576

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 8:01, archived)

oh my god

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Microwave, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 8:10, archived)

you should make a woo yay one

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Microwave, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 8:11, archived)

bah

i closed the window it was in and haven't got it saved as psd, i suppose i could add it in, but maybe the "fuk" would make it look crap. i dunno.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 8:15, archived)

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!

MORE FUCK!

WOO!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 8:18, archived)

Hahahahaha

To both!

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Frogbeat, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 8:44, archived)

Awesome work

I just don't get the freebase thing :S

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 9:01, archived)

SHIT STARTS HERE

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 9:23, archived)

this cdc is actually not a cdc. it is (was) a detailed cock.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 9:34, archived)

(herman:D, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 9:53, archived)

something tells me she was fucked whichever door she took

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 10:02, archived)

She's dirty.

(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 11:57, archived)

best CDC ever

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 14:03, archived)

Oh my yes!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 9:37, archived)

V nice:D

(herman:D, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 9:51, archived)

NAME YOUR CHALLENGE

100% Aceness!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 9:56, archived)

thank ye (all)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 10:03, archived)

What is this character from?

is it a tv series or a computer game?

love what you've done :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 10:17, archived)

it's from Zelda: Wind Waker, a nintendo game.

and thanks :)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 10:29, archived)

Ah I thought it looks somewhat Zelda-ish

but I only know that from people occasionally posting Zelda chars I've never played the game though but it appears to be popular.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 10:32, archived)

YES YES YES

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 10:54, archived)

fuck yeah!

I'd love to play Freebase the Windwaker :D

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kahuna Mangled-at-the-bottom-of-the-cliff, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 11:09, archived)

F U K

This is amazing in so many ways

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 12:20, archived)

FUCK!

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 14:31, archived)

KITT

I wanna lick my butt all night, and sniff catnip every day!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 6:43, archived)

Nicely done

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Frogbeat, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 6:55, archived)

Spent hours on it...and they end up looking the same as always.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 7:04, archived)

I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 7:03, archived)

I know...she made you moist...

...she makes everyone moist.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 7:05, archived)

........oh shit.

off topic but i seen this film on the news recently, it totally reminded me of some of your drawings chud.com/articles/content_images/5/Metropolis_Rep.jpg

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 7:10, archived)

One of my faves actually.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 7:13, archived)

She does remind me of my robot girl:

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 7:16, archived)

YES

i knew it, that robot bitch looks fuckin' awesome

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 7:18, archived)

Get yor azz to MARZ!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 7:21, archived)

MARZ RULZ

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 7:25, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 7:28, archived)

KITT without make-up:....................................................................................................................................:D...see ya's...o/

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 7:37, archived)

WOW!!!

IS THAT THE SAME BAND!?!?!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 8:02, archived)

Yeah to big girls! - NING B3TA!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 9:41, archived)

That is not Sturdy Girl!

That is Grossly Obese but Has A Cute Face Girl!

aka Great Personality Girl :)

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Ratsta, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 15:31, archived)

can it be milked

^{_{I couldn't resist}}

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 11:44, archived)

would

from the rear

only

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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 5 Sep 2010, 18:29, archived)

YIFF, more like

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 9:39, archived)

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Microwave, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 5:15, archived)

Nice pea!

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An Egg ,D, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 5:46, archived)

nah ive never posted this before

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Microwave, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 6:09, archived)

GBM

Any man is ready for the post-apocalypse if he's got a trained green blob.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 6:27, archived)

Don't play with your food.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 6:47, archived)

peadog

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 7:12, archived)

(herman:D, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 9:59, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 3:52, archived)

the V hull design, sweet!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 3:58, archived)

my foul are not so watertight

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 4:16, archived)

Oh, that water effect

it's ages since I saw that. What's the name of the plugin?

Ok I just found one called Reflet but the main file I have here in the Reflet zip I just downloaded is an .exe, and I'm wondering why.
Oh wate it's not a fucking plugin is it, it's an app. DUH

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 4:23, archived)

sqirlz water reflections

www.xiberpix.net/SqirlzReflect.html

it's free!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 4:29, archived)

Ok, thanks.

I'll play around with that later.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 4:33, archived)

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Kaiser, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 4:40, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 4:55, archived)

such pics got their own soundtrack:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYLKouOCwLY

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Kaiser, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 4:58, archived)

nice!

edit: that sounds very Roxy Music /Brian Eno-ish. Is this recent music or late 80's?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 5:04, archived)

Yep

it kind of reminds me of Another Green World kind of time.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 5:11, archived)

the lyrics in this one should be quite international:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xnolVvz_5Y

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Kaiser, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 5:17, archived)

from 'round '80

tinyurl.com/34lebv2

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Kaiser, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 5:12, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 4:59, archived)

and in fact

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 5:02, archived)

*voila*

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziojKJQq-q8

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Kaiser, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 5:03, archived)

WHOA

I just had a moment.
I was about 1 minute into Beck's "Where It's At" when I clicked your link, and they sounded fucking great together.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 5:06, archived)

woo!

cosmic glue

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Kaiser, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 5:07, archived)

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 6:21, archived)

he's cheerful chappie!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 11:07, archived)

Haha, I thought it was just me

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 12:18, archived)

Lookin' for a HOT date !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 0:44, archived)

fffffuuuuuuuuu

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Shada, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 0:51, archived)

She's cheap !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 0:55, archived)

Mrs Smeagol

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 1:58, archived)

So far she's winning the competition this year !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 2:03, archived)

UH-OH

MELANOMA

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 2:02, archived)

Yeah . . . we call her Mel for short !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 2:03, archived)

There once was a new b3ta challenge.
That everyone struggled to manage.
The entries were shit
The memes didn't fit
FREEBASE FREEBASE FREEBASE FREEBASE!

(Testicles just for you, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 0:04, archived)

Fail.

The mouth's open, so the passport application will be sent back.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 5 Sep 2010, 0:08, archived)

Depends if Gay Dave is on the review board or not.

(Bonanzo Best Before:, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 0:10, archived)

Passport photo guidelines are ridiculous.

FAIL - there are some teeth visible.
FAIL - it's not white enough in the background.
FAIL - you smiled.
FAIL - you scowled.
FAIL - the planets were incorrectly aligned at the time of taking the picture.
FAIL - 36.
FAIL - Running out of spurious reasons - have a Limerick:

There once was a woman named Janet,
Who lived on an outcrop of granite,
The soil was too thin,
To grow vegetables in,
So she lived on a diet of gannet.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Sun 5 Sep 2010, 0:14, archived)

If you like the taste of rancid fish, then gannet is the bird for you...

Also:
www.tonykeenebirds.co.uk/abirds/australasiangannet.html

If you think that's bad for the passports, try it abroad - it costs over 175 quid for a UK passport from an embassy...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 5 Sep 2010, 0:47, archived)

Oooh, lovely!

Edit: early gannet-based silliness:
Photobucket

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 0:53, archived)

*Clicks* like a bushman

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RedHouse over yonder, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 2:29, archived)

FAIL - "there are shadows down the side of your face, our scanner can't cope with that."

Get a better scanner then, fuckwits. Grrrrrrr.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 0:49, archived)

he's late tonight

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 0:12, archived)

Brilliance

As sick to fuck with this guy's face on b3ta

this is full of win

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 0:18, archived)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 0:33, archived)

ahaha

I love this.

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4Q just lurking, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 0:37, archived)

This tastes of win

(hinch schmooo, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 1:46, archived)

This was supposed to be on the FP.

(love your nails)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 6:54, archived)

(herman:D, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 10:02, archived)

in all my 8 years of reading B3ta

I've never spat tea over my keyboard... today I have

thank you

(LittleTerryFuckwit Check out my gavel pits. Judge me., Sun 5 Sep 2010, 11:11, archived)

awesomeness

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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 5 Sep 2010, 18:33, archived)

This is what...

the 3rd time in the last week this has made the popular page? :)

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Ratsta, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 1:49, archived)

This needs FP.

Now.

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stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:39, archived)

I'm with Freebase

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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 5 Sep 2010, 18:30, archived)

Paint The Whole World With A Limerick!

I Know, I'm cheap...oh so cheap...

(Bonanzo Best Before:, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 23:30, archived)

chungle

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 23:33, archived)

As heard in the playground...

Zippy and Bungle went into the jungle,
To have a bit of fun,
Zippy got silly and got out his willy,
And stuck it up Bungle's bum.

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R.Soul hmmm, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 0:05, archived)

Y'see, I remember that because I forgot how shit it was

(Bonanzo Best Before:, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 0:15, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:39, archived)

yes

but does it tile?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:41, archived)

Yes

yes it does

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:42, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:45, archived)

Yeah but what about VERTICALLY

Also: I just found this
Whoa

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:45, archived)

Everything tiles vertically mofaha.

EVEN YOU.

Edit: :D

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:46, archived)

A page of arts!

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:53, archived)

type your own name in

it's like a less impressive moist

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:53, archived)

Haha

This is my fave, "Bathing in orange pop"

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:55, archived)

i just spent a long while looking for reckless rik's paintmash portraits of me

and failing

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 23:07, archived)

That was your 54k landmark right there...

I presume the nekkid will be at 55k?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Sun 5 Sep 2010, 0:16, archived)

www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/84237/1283638289/SpartaDidnt.gif

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 23:20, archived)

Haha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 4:36, archived)

carrots

root of all our dreams

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:42, archived)

Till the Ratzinger comes

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:47, archived)

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:55, archived)

*appeases with virgin sacrifce*

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Rico, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 23:01, archived)

NOT GOOD ENOUGH

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 23:23, archived)

Not even if it's a ten year old choirboy?

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Rico, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 23:48, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:51, archived)

Also:

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:53, archived)

Somebody stole my carrot...and is now peeing on me.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 7:45, archived)

I like that they're all carrying young...............being a dad"n"all that

those at the back aren't....WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO THE CHILDERN????????:(

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Elvis impersonator, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:54, archived)

My god! It's full of carrots!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 23:05, archived)

listen to Villagers' The Meaning of the Ritual'

to this and it becomes strangely poignant

or I am tired and should sleep

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 23:36, archived)

Yeah.

But can it be milled?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 23:50, archived)

And that's a bad miss

(Sallow Stoat had a fall on, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 0:18, archived)

WARNING THIS CARROT IS ALARMED

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zoldergoose, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:47, archived)

oh dear! his legs cannot reach since the last good spell of rain

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:50, archived)

Poor little guy :(

So fretful.

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zoldergoose, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:57, archived)

There there carrot, have a b3ta blocker.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:51, archived)

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:26, archived)

\o/

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 23:32, archived)

hahah

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:52, archived)

I did this with a graphics tablet

I bet it had such high hopes for what it would be used for as it rolled off the production line.

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zoldergoose, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:55, archived)

i just spent an age trying to turn a parrot orange

but gave up

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:59, archived)

Don't let the car-rot set in!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:55, archived)

(herman:D, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:55, archived)

orange

alert !

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:01, archived)

Slippery rascals . . . aren't they !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:08, archived)

'wascals' surely? ...and his nemesis carrotine

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:14, archived)

Batteries not included.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:14, archived)

ALWAYS:(

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Elvis impersonator, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:17, archived)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:46, archived)

Nicely done :)

Great drawage

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:52, archived)

Ta much!

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:55, archived)

hahaha

lovely

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:53, archived)

Nicely drawn

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 23:02, archived)

HAWL

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:40, archived)

heheh.

I'm sorry I can't let you woo that Dave!
[Edit: I'm sorry I can let you twit-a-woo that Dave!]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:41, archived)

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:52, archived)

hahaha

"Mouse, what are you doing Mouse?"

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:41, archived)

Hal In Glove

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:42, archived)

das ist amazing

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:42, archived)

Dave please catch the mouse

Lovely.

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:43, archived)

eep!

i like that you are now crediting your sources, btw...

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:45, archived)

Most definitely

After using up my 10000000s of stock images from CDs/DVDs and now starting to use Flickr its good to credit when they've taken such great photos :D

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:53, archived)

HOWL HAWL

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:47, archived)

(herman:D, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:54, archived)

this is why you are never allowed near a genetics lab

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:12, archived)

only been banned once !

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:23, archived)

AAARRGGHH!!!

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Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:28, archived)

haha!

reminds me of this guy

(waofy, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:45, archived)

ahh

yup does indeedy

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:56, archived)

I see this guy

(AceFox may contain traces of nut..., Sun 5 Sep 2010, 2:42, archived)

Tha fewchah!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 6:50, archived)

that seriously looks amazing!

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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 5 Sep 2010, 18:39, archived)

PANTHORSE

/shit

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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:34, archived)

Pantomine Horse? What's his other half?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:36, archived)

HANTHER?

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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:59, archived)

PEEEKABOOOOO

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:38, archived)

LIKE

HORSE

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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:59, archived)

there's something a bit disney about it...

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:44, archived)

It's got a bit of a DONK to it !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:48, archived)

That's not shit, that's cool.

Where can I get one?

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:50, archived)

Disneyland

in the Horrible Ideas and Lollipops section

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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 23:00, archived)

(herman:D, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:53, archived)

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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 23:00, archived)

Fuckin' hell. That's great.

But does it just dump its roadapples in the street or does it need a fookin' big litter box?

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:26, archived)

zoom!

thoroughly bored, anyone fancy a board event?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:03, archived)

Cruise Carrot

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:05, archived)

...

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..wil, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:17, archived)

MY GOD, IT'S FULL OF SALAD

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:18, archived)

old skool still rocks

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Elvis impersonator, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:20, archived)

Yep!

we should have an Old Skool Compo but I suspect most ppl would be all like "Ris?"

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:22, archived)

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..wil, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:36, archived)

haha

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:39, archived)

stfu n00b

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:40, archived)

the magic donkey doesn't FP pics on board, and doesn't even know the messageboard exists

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:53, archived)

That's what he wants you to think ;)

I'm sensing some hostility here as if I don't actually know that the magic donkey has nothing to do with the fp system - I think you're both missing the point of my cartoon

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:55, archived)

no hostility

purely pedanticism :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:06, archived)

Pedantic for what sake Micto I know the purpose of the magic donkey so why are you pointing it out to me

the joke in the cartoon is ironic but it seems to fail or maybe it's the irony that pedants don't see.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:08, archived)

or maybe you're missing the irony of them pretending to miss your irony

_{(or maybe I'm missing the irony of you pretending to miss the irony of them pretending to miss your irony)}

*brain explodes*

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RedHouse over yonder, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:25, archived)

I think my cartoon fails

this makes me sad - especially when ppl point the bleedin' obvious out to me like I've not been here as long as they have!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:28, archived)

Noooo

If you mean me, I really was joking. And you really should know that.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:42, archived)

Sorry it's been a rough week for me

broke my little finger the other day, had an argument on World of Warcraft with one of the Guild's Officers so I'm a bit sensitive to criticism at the moment - sorry should have known you were kidding.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:49, archived)

Heh that's ok

sorry to hear about your pinkie. How did you do it?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 23:16, archived)

I caught it in the car door - yeah really stupid of me.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 10:18, archived)

Hahaha

nah it's tough love

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:41, archived)

yeehaw...I hope he makes it

maybe he did already?

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Elvis impersonator, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:20, archived)

It's so fast there's ice crystals

forming on it.

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:05, archived)

them there's flavor crystals

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:06, archived)

True,

You can't b3tacaritone

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:08, archived)

inter-continental ballistic carrots

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:09, archived)

Faster than a speeding swede

or rutabaga

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El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:09, archived)

isn't that a motorised caravan?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:11, archived)

You're thinking of Celeriac, I think

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El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:20, archived)

you may be right

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:24, archived)

I love his animations

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:42, archived)

Don't bet on it!

a faster root will turnip eventually

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RedHouse over yonder, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:27, archived)

Supper Sonic

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:11, archived)

Is it carrot night?

Like it

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:18, archived)

yes

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:19, archived)

Good

I'm dogsitting or I would be abed by now

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:31, archived)

I moved house today and I am vere tird and will participate in a board event

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zoldergoose, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:27, archived)

any ideas what to do? i imagine most of your stuff is in boxes

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:29, archived)

It is. In fact I am sitting on a box as I write this.

At the moment I am drawing a face on a carrot.

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zoldergoose, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:31, archived)

hahaha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:33, archived)

(herman:D, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:36, archived)

Wish that was my carrot

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:41, archived)

I don't think I currently have the technology to get a photo onto my pc at the moment...

...well, not without routing through 3 or 4 boxes. :/
[edit: no compo for me that is ]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:40, archived)

faster than a

speeding aubergine !

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:02, archived)

(herman:D, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:56, archived)

hahaha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:59, archived)

oh my yes

that's beautifully done

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:01, archived)

HAhaha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:02, archived)

don't know much about foreplay at that age...have you noticed?:))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

...enjoying a nice cold Coors Light right now....you're on Stella no doubt...cheers

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Elvis impersonator, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:02, archived)

Hmmm

may have to get some alcohol in tonight.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:11, archived)

'may'?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:11, archived)

I have other competing distractions.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:23, archived)

you lucky beggar

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:26, archived)

yes on the Stella :D

(herman:D, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:17, archived)

Nicely animated, Herman

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:04, archived)

Tiny Bopper

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:09, archived)

top morph!

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:16, archived)

Ha ha

Good one Herman :D

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El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:17, archived)

Nice action

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:18, archived)

that is really excellent

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:23, archived)

made me

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:02, archived)

Lovely, that.

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Tart Monkey, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 23:34, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:30, archived)

www.mictoboy.co.uk

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:33, archived)

Hooray!

edit: but i haven't tagged this one...

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:33, archived)

Ban this sick filth!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:33, archived)

Are these carrot teens ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:34, archived)

no they are all under 12

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:37, archived)

Oh.

Beta carrot teens.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:40, archived)

my cat's breath smells like catfood

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:41, archived)

A stick.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:52, archived)

INDIGO!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:03, archived)

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:36, archived)

mr punch

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:37, archived)

seems so

great filename! www.puppetguild.org.uk/darryl%20worbey/MR%20PUNCH%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20Victiorian%20Scrap.jpg

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:41, archived)

Pretty much anyone at the Jersey shore.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:39, archived)

Jerseys have 'hems' not 'shores'

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:40, archived)

are these the famous guidos I have heard so much about?

I would very much like to meet one

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:42, archived)

I'm dating a Jersey girl now, mofaha

it's excellent.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:44, archived)

here's a pretty one

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:46, archived)

Wild Thing, I think I love you!

You mooooove me!

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RedHouse over yonder, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:49, archived)

That's not a Jersey girl

this is a Jersey girl:

not my girl though, she grew up Fishtown so the situation is actually much worse.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:54, archived)

you could get loads of cats in that bad boy

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:58, archived)

Fishtown's in PA isn't it?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:59, archived)

Yus

It's kind of a white trash part in Philly, she spent part of her childhood there and the rest in Cherry Hill.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:05, archived)

I know a little bit of Philly, the area around South Street mainly,

I quite like it there.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:21, archived)

Fishtown is actually an up and coming neighborhood, it's a good place to do First Friday

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:32, archived)

the trash actually gets taken out, hanke

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:09, archived)

Yay!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:51, archived)

Exit 36

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:48, archived)

ARGH!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:37, archived)

i've had her

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:39, archived)

i've had all 3 of them sluts

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:41, archived)

ATTACK OF THE FLOATY SICKWOFLS

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:41, archived)

i think the 'Hymn Of Fuck' can ward the bastards off

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:55, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA

Verse one: "FUCK"
Verse two: "FUCK"

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:00, archived)

i was gonna do an animated version, but i'm off now to drink beer etc

night!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:01, archived)

g'night

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:02, archived)

oh fuck yes

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:29, archived)

hahaha ..FREEBASE !!!!!!!

TOY STORY CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF

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Elvis impersonator, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:32, archived)

This wins !! :D

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 23:09, archived)

Best Freebase ever...maybe.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 6:57, archived)

Carrots!!!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:44, archived)

Make me moist

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thistle, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:46, archived)

veggieporn

WOO!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:48, archived)

indeed......but

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:52, archived)

heresy!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:55, archived)

i don't think i've ever eaten a gherkin

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:04, archived)

This is terrible news.

Eat one at once!

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HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 22:14, archived)

You're shirkin'

(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 4:14, archived)

hahah

all up in your face!

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:16, archived)

Woo carrots:D

(herman:D, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:53, archived)

"The orange root vegetable of champions!"

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El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:55, archived)

...best of all the Apiaceae

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:55, archived)

this is hawt!!!

~~www.marketmanila.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/128.jpg~~
rehosted so I am not a leech
www.b3tards.com/u/80a9bf170895cf97aeb9/128.jpg

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:58, archived)

404

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:02, archived)

i hosted it to b3tards now

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:06, archived)

hehehe

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:06, archived)

that makes me a bit motion sick

that doesn't normally happen! eurgh

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:17, archived)

"These. Are the cries.

Of the carrots."

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 23:24, archived)

Hello hello...

This actually predates txtspk by a generation or so.

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El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:22, archived)

soon be your turn

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Elvis impersonator, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:26, archived)

Nah - that lot are all taking their newspapers in!

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El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:28, archived)

FUCK!!!

there's always the old fire alarm trick

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Elvis impersonator, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:31, archived)

do the pee dance

quick!

(it was like that when I found it fueled by Fanta, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:33, archived)

OIC

E W8S 2P

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:28, archived)

oh i see

'e dubbleyoo ate ess to pee

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:31, archived)

OK OK

E 1 2P

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:04, archived)

Go round back and cut loose !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:36, archived)

U R N NML, I M A UMN BN

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:49, archived)

when worlds collide

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:03, archived)

Haha

Make perfect sense to me.

They can live next to the Adams Family.

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:04, archived)

Appropriately; I thought that was Wednesday.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:05, archived)

I can see that

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:14, archived)

hahaha

stunning

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:05, archived)

#top tip

Need a texture for Freddy Krueger's face? overlay a photo of a cheese and tomato pizza

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:06, archived)

#top tip topping

no cheese or tomato in the house? Spread Freddy Krueger's face evenly over a fresh pizza base :)

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:08, archived)

did a similar thing with a piece of steak

put behind a pair of feet then gently erased areas to reveal "blisters".....works a treat

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Elvis impersonator, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:30, archived)

Baby's night out !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:12, archived)

cool :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:14, archived)

Superb!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:16, archived)

hehe

nice one toasty

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:17, archived)

awesome as always :)

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:18, archived)

claws cause havoc whilst breastfeeding

but love will overcome

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Elvis impersonator, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:22, archived)

Excellent stuff, HappyToast

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El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:23, archived)

Love it

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Frogbeat, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:26, archived)

(herman:D, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:46, archived)

no more nails

and its terrible side effects

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:51, archived)

(herman:D, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:58, archived)

niceley!

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:15, archived)

megawinm

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:29, archived)

What?

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 19:45, archived)

The fella and pentagon thing

have been mirrored, and I find it strangely offputting.

(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sat 4 Sep 2010, 19:58, archived)

Twitter Rampage !

Off in a Huff !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:00, archived)

this has massive punnets of style

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:30, archived)

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