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deris

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:34, archived)

hehaha

i just did a litte sex wee just for you.

*clean up*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:52, archived)

Well it does never spoil!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:53, archived)

I think Mr. Zog is an excellent name for a pet axolotl or a hamster

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:59, archived)

I once had a fern called Vlad Destroyer of Worlds, Reaper of LOst Souls

and a rubber plant that I put a studded collar round its pot and called it Fetish.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:00, archived)

Hahaha!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:09, archived)

Last?

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:24, archived)

what?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:25, archived)

firewall

Hey! Teachers! Leave them kids alone!

(waxdart hello., Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:34, archived)

Hey Teacher

Leave access to B3ta alone.

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:38, archived)

Hey packets!

Leave this box alone! *do do dododo dadadadada*

(ttdi wishes he had come up with a better sig before, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:18, archived)

*Snurt*

Norton Chocolate Fireguard

(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:27, archived)

Hope Jonty doesn't sue me...

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First post on the big board, now I'm officially on my way down towards death. Thought you'd like to see one of the things my wife concocted for my 40th birthday - she's a bit of a technophobe so I'm rather proud of her.

(farnishk Apparently a terrorist,, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:52, archived)

if you're on first name terms with weebl I'm sure it'll be ok....

oh yea welcome to b3ta bla bla..kitten..chair

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:57, archived)

so is the pic yours?

did you just put a picture on a mousemat?

LET THE COPYRIGHT COURT CASE BEGIN

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:58, archived)

To ~~robot~~ arms!!!

EDIT: I'll pop this here. Took a while as my sodding tattyshop kept crashing.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:03, archived)

Except it aint yours

as its a real sign outside a school....

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Ravenatic n00bcak3z anywon?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:14, archived)

welcome aboard fella :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:00, archived)

Does your A100 always take pictures this grainy

or is it just the -0.30ev setting?

Anyway, welcome!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:02, archived)

you should be over at 4chan

with your super sleuth powers of deduction

*orders 300 pizzas for mediocre*

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shitkicker, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:21, archived)

4chan can fuck right off

/ac

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:24, archived)

/ac

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:32, archived)

I was being grumpy

sarcasm can obviously fuck right off as well

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shitkicker, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:36, archived)

I think we got that

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:38, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:49, archived)

That's the problem with ISO400

Without a flash.

But I have steady robot arms.

I'm ready to crumple in the face of Weeblese.

(farnishk Apparently a terrorist,, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:33, archived)

Ah yes

I was just interested because a mate asked me if it was a good camera.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:40, archived)

MY ARTY SITE

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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:47, archived)

"Eweston... We have a problem"

*loves this*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:49, archived)

5,4,3,2,1....

...baaaaast-off!

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:58, archived)

One small step for ram. One giant leap for ramkind.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:04, archived)

...as he stepped out of the Lunar Lambder

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:37, archived)

Use the fleece Luke.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:41, archived)

Stop grinning and get your ass to space.

By which I mean: woo!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:49, archived)

to the skies!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:49, archived)

*glees*

SHEEEEEEEEEP IIIIIIIN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:06, archived)

Huzzah!

Lovely stuff.

I've got a space goat to keep him company

Goooooaaats in spaaaaace

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:58, archived)

my god, it's full of baas!

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:01, archived)

Haha

It's rather dangerous to drink tea and watch b3ta at the moment ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:11, archived)

I made that way back when the lack of goats = more speed story was all the rage on the board

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:22, archived)

lovely!

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:27, archived)

(grrrrraant is here to chew ass & kick gum, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 5:18, archived)

The thumb's not showing up

and the link's dead.
Have you tried troubleshitting?

Hooray! Troubleshitting: accomplished.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 5:36, archived)

Sadly it's not his

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 6:04, archived)

that's not very Christian

(grrrrraant is here to chew ass & kick gum, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 6:10, archived)

NSFW... or childminding

Pope clearly excited about trip to London on Twitpic

(grrrrraant is here to chew ass & kick gum, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 6:09, archived)

AAARRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY EYES, THE GOGGLES THEY DO NOTHING!!!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:55, archived)

prob bindun a gazillion times

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 6:06, archived)

(herman:D, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 7:09, archived)

this is ace

(wankdog, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:34, archived)

Ive seen the light

(grrrrraant is here to chew ass & kick gum, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:49, archived)

Oh right, it's groundhog day again is it?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:21, archived)

Apparently one of his cardinals has pulled out of the tour

saying we are a godless nation or something of that ilk - Yay for Britain - and we are faced with agressive aethism - woo hoo!

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1312285/POPES-UK-VISIT-Benedict-XVI-faces-atheist-hate-campaign.html

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:26, archived)

If we wanted more kiddie fiddlers visiting the UK

we'd let Gary Glitter back in....oh.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:30, archived)

thumbs up for you guys, we almost didn't even manage to get the Atheist Bus going over here

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:31, archived)

he likened us to a third world country,

which means that bugger has all but invited Bono onto our shores

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:46, archived)

"Do we know it's Christmas Time at allllllllll....."

Yes, Morrisons start selling Mince Pies in September!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:59, archived)

hahaha :D

near the entrance... NEAR THE ENTRANCE!!!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:02, archived)

GOOD!

I fucking love mince pies

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:17, archived)

They tried to mitigate that comment by saying

that he said it because of all the immigrants in the UK.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:21, archived)

well that makes it alright the.... oh

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:24, archived)

Happy Popeday everyone!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:57, archived)

hoooray, it's a photo someone made

and this is about the 5th time I see it posted somewhere

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:28, archived)

Well done

you figured out how to steal other peoples pictures, cunt

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:33, archived)

*retracts fish*

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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:40, archived)

like a ninja in the night

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:47, archived)

there's a billboard just up the road for me on the M8 that's screaming out for this

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:43, archived)

I don't know why but from your picture I have the vision of him

holding an automatic hand gun as though he was at a firing range.

"Pope Benedict's Shoot to Kill Tour 2010"

:D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:47, archived)

Ahhhh crap it's Thursday isn't it

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 8:48, archived)

If it's something you found on the internet

you should post it on the /links board.
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:09, archived)

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(ALBIONISM, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 2:36, archived)

They call it madness!

PAPEL SNOTROCKET!!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 3:12, archived)

its a shunt

connecting his boogercave directly to the promised land

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 3:43, archived)

I've been there.

It's shit.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 4:07, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 4:16, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 4:42, archived)

CAN'T FUCKING SLEEP

FAX ME SOME OF THAT GOOD STUFF BRAW

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 5:13, archived)

ALSO:

Kittin can't read without moving lips

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 5:14, archived)

FUCK

Σ:3

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 5:37, archived)

That's a malformed entity.

I reject it.

No wate I reconsidered, it's cute.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 5:43, archived)

FUCKING, SHITTY HTML ENTITIES

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 5:57, archived)

right now I am wondering why this guy hasn't been back to b3ta in two and a half years, he's still good

seemikedraw.wordpress.com/

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 6:31, archived)

ah well, here's one reason: other projects

theurf.com/

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 6:39, archived)

and his friend Phil is very good and excellent as well

bigeyedeer.wordpress.com/

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 7:06, archived)

haven't you got some like Ambien or something?

just ask the walrus

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 5:36, archived)

About 3 years ago I was having dinner with some friends

and they started talking about their Ambien experiences. One guy asked, "have you ever woken up?" and they pretty much all said yes. I was puzzled, so they explained; if you take Ambien, sooner or later you're going to wake up and find yourself somewhere, and you just better hope it's not somewhere awkward, like driving your car or crossing the street.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 5:42, archived)

that's only happened to me when misusing prescription pills in my younger, more foolish days

www.covertcomic.com/CC_War,_on_Drugs_01!.jpg

I don't do that any more.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 6:23, archived)

ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 5:12, archived)

who is the actress in that gif ?

(ALBIONISM, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:52, archived)

And one from the same era

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Chumps 👀, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 6:11, archived)

Incorrect usage of organ demonstrated.

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:24, archived)

Has he just pissed some sort of explosive?

(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:26, archived)

Too much paprika in the seasoning.

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:27, archived)

Christ, that was one hell of a kidney stone...

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 2:34, archived)

lol

jusst made me laugh out lol

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--- ---, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:27, archived)

yay

I wish I had the patience to learn how to animate, I can think of worse things than this :D

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:28, archived)

Yes, this poor fellow has clearly misused his arms, holding them out straight when he could have prevented the subsequent misfortune.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:29, archived)

he was attempting to operate a gps when he noticed a particularly sexy landmark

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:32, archived)

But on the happy side,

he was the undisputed Butlin's Minehead Knobbly Knees Champion every year from 1978 to 2010.
So he had a good innings.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:35, archived)

that'd be an accolade wouldn't it

to have a statue made

with yer knobbly knees

though local tramps would probably pleasure themselves on the nobbles

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:56, archived)

I know I would.

If only by using 'em as bottle-openers.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 1:02, archived)

strangely, this doesn't give me the horn

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:29, archived)

well, he has impaled himself on his schlong which has burst through the rear of his head and exploded

that's likely to ruin the mood on most occasions

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:32, archived)

yes, but this is ME

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:34, archived)

Don't worry

Will the lady give me a zinc deficiency?

a real man is waiting nonchallantly right now.

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:48, archived)

0_0

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:52, archived)

dunno where the hell he is though

think his gps broke

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:53, archived)

suave mother fuckers

I am momentarily reminded of piecomic
www.b3ta.com/board/9341848

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:57, archived)

shit man, I wish I was suave

instead of swerve

which is what everyone does to avoid me

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:58, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 1:08, archived)

hahah

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 1:32, archived)

Good God, what does it take?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:32, archived)

One of these in good condition

plus optional attatchments?

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:33, archived)

very much so, yes

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:35, archived)

*glee*

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:54, archived)

my woo

just turned into an Ew..
nice work though ;)

(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:48, archived)

hahaha

you can get a cream for that

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:55, archived)

most things give me the horn

except this
and bananas
and john mccririck

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:35, archived)

John McCririck, tied to a pool table, with a banana up his arse

There is a pool cue here.

> BEAT MCCRIRICK WITH POOLCUE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:38, archived)

that would be anger management

not horn-inducing

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:42, archived)

fuck! i'm missing alien!

g'night all!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:47, archived)

nite nite

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:50, archived)

sweeeet

I watched the first episode of "Eastwick" the other night, it's got Veronica Cartwright in it as an older witch

also Paul Gross as van Horne, strangely better than expected

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:53, archived)

We still watch Due South a lot.

It's so weird watching Paul Gross in "Men With Brooms" and hearing him swear.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:58, archived)

awww cute

yes, his Jack Nicholson riff is.. interesting

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 1:09, archived)

zesty!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 1:45, archived)

Lady Gago

It seemed like a decent enough idea when I started...
Pour le de-RIS:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fernando_Gago

(ca4nbe He had a mouse for dinner and a mole for desert, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:08, archived)

Ooh, nice tackle*

*may or may not have tackle.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 16 Sep 2010, 2:40, archived)

This is how I pee, b3ta. How do you pee?

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(StrangeVegetable Will rape your sightballs, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:06, archived)

you piss by vomiting lemonade?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:10, archived)

into a Gatorade bottle while driving the interstate at 75MPH

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:11, archived)

"It's the Way of The Road, boys"

High Definition Piss Jugs (nsfw for language)

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RedHouse over yonder, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 1:21, archived)

I wish I could get that TV show here.

Actually I can get the series on DVD from NetFlix, but I don't know what the best seasons are

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 2:39, archived)

You can watch it all on t'interweb

for example www.youtube.com/user/TheTrailerParkVault

This episode was season 6. I think it was best around Seasons 3-4-5 but really I can't pick out a bad episode.

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RedHouse over yonder, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 3:03, archived)

awesome, thanks!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 3:40, archived)

Clearly a map of the outer hebrides

just he forgot to colour in the sea bit

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:12, archived)

Accurately.

To an extent.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:12, archived)

CFB, while larger in dimension by 11 pixels is 12KB smaller in filesize

WHAT KIND OF WITCHCRAFT ARE YOU TRYING TO PULL HERE?!?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:15, archived)

I PISS ALONE

www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVjGbavYoss

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:20, archived)

This puts all of today's screamo bands to shame!

EDIT: This band is incredibly diverse - You've all done very well!

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RedHouse over yonder, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 1:26, archived)

screamo bands have no shame.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 1:28, archived)

re: THE GURGE, or, the best thing to come out of Queensland, even better than pineapples and racism

Shit yeah, glad you like! much to enjoy. First three albums are best, with the original drummer.
Do NOT bother with the last album "Love and Paranoia", that should have been cut down to an EP maybe..
they are working on a new one so I'm optimistic for a return to form. The compilation "Jingles" is a good representation if you want a best-of.

this boppy little ska number (with a fucking french horn instead of trombone!) comes from "Mish-Mash", their Band in a Bubble album - recorded in a perspex box over Melbourne with the interference of a couple of radio personalities.. finally been uploaded to youtube:
MY EGO

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 2:26, archived)

Wow!

He sounds like Mike Patton here, but slightly less insane.
And here I'm getting Trent Reznor!
I'll be checking my local music stores!

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RedHouse over yonder, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 3:13, archived)

yes that is one of the decent songs from the last album.

also:
"Romance of the Damned" - pretty decent emo/80s riff
"Drinking Beer Is Awesome" - dumb and two dimensional but still fun
"Sun Comes Through My Window" - 38 seconds of samba school (this album was recorded in Brazil)
"Ad Spot" - another 30 seconds of silliness
"Michelle" - corny little pop ballad
"Destroy This Town" - rocking, kind of flat but more like their mid-period work

the other five tracks just sound like everything that was wrong with mid-nineties antipodean pop-rock (I'M LOOKING AT YOU SHIHAD, TADPOLE, AND THE REST)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 3:45, archived)

also, there are two singer/songwriters, which may account for some of the stylistic differences you're hearing.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 4:44, archived)

The best sort of bands let everyone sing

Try Sloan, they're like Canada's Beatles

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RedHouse over yonder, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 4:50, archived)

groovy, baby

as far as Beatles-ish-but-not-shit bands go the NZ equivalent is the mighty George D. Henderson (as The Puddle)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU6hbCZQc5o

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 5:10, archived)

I think I've heard this one before

;-)

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RedHouse over yonder, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 3:19, archived)

yep, that's "..art (*actual product may not match expectations)", around the time Fatboy Slim and the like were popular

I still like the EPs, fifteen years on
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtwhR9ByE2c

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 3:57, archived)

bawwwwww ads in youtube

I need to find an ad-blocker for Opera

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 4:00, archived)

BINGO

www.fanboy.co.nz/adblock/opera/

this seems to do the fucking trick

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 4:30, archived)

Yeah, I just listened through most of "Hamburger"

Thanks a lot!

Edit: Have some nineties indie rock from my end of the earth: Thrush Hermit www.youtube.com/watch?v=Afv5duBJTUk

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RedHouse over yonder, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 4:16, archived)

ooooohhh good stuff, thank you..

based on that you may also enjoy The Grifters, out of Memphis
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZlM601uXNI

I know could have said all this shit by private message but hey, any excuse to wank on about a favourite band eh

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 4:35, archived)

Wank on!

I have heard of the Grifters before, but it's bedtime so I will delve later.

That link was from the Hermits' last album, very heavy 70s influenced. Their earlier stuff was more indie pop/rock.

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RedHouse over yonder, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 4:47, archived)

...

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SaltyDog really..?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:52, archived)

My FreddieW compo pic entry 2

Freddie Vs Ewok

Click for bigger (171 kb)

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--- ---, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:02, archived)

haha

awesome - slightly HappyToast inspired?

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:03, archived)

in what way?

more Bruce Lee inspired :D AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyAAH!

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--- ---, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:06, archived)

the feets mainly

not that he's got a monopoly on that style or owt.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:08, archived)

I'll let you in on a secret....

...it's a trick so that you don't have to draw the feet, also looks good. But don't tell anyone I told you, shhhhhhhh! secrets secrets..
: D

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--- ---, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:10, archived)

also acceptable is a hastily drawn hole in order to hide badly drawn feet

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:11, archived)

Feet are a pain to draw.

I hate feet. HATE THEM.
I think

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--- ---, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:12, archived)

stupid feet!

always messing with us!

it's an outrage!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:13, archived)

my feet are nice

they are wearing cow slippers

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:15, archived)

hey, How you doing Smash? :)

I need to buy some slippers for the winter. More bloody cost, these feets are expensive

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--- ---, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:18, archived)

not bad, not bad

i get slippers every christmas, they're like an auto present. was meant to have a date tomorrow, but he postponed it. i'm trying not to be pissed off.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:21, archived)

ahh! The slipper gift.

You can beat him with the slippers though?! right in the ear! yes?

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--- ---, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:26, archived)

i may just do that

i'm getting too old for first dates

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:29, archived)

you're never too old to beat someone with a slipper though : )

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--- ---, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:30, archived)

this is very true

he may well get a good slippering on friday

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:33, archived)

: D

yay!

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--- ---, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:37, archived)

amongst other things ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:41, archived)

They think they own us.

But they don't. We own them. I buy them clothes and bathe them.

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--- ---, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:16, archived)

I like to point mine towards street furniture and walk into them by mistake

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:54, archived)

I keep bringing that up but HT is noticeably silent on the matter

also: a little zig-zag to obscure the feet altogether, it could possibly represent grass?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:21, archived)

I can't speak for HT but I use this trick now and again, I won't hide that fact...makes life easy it does.

And I'm all for that.

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--- ---, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:37, archived)

oh shit I ain't criticisin'

it's just the more a person does it the more obvious it gets.

better than fucking stick figures eh what

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:40, archived)

well not grass necessarily, maybe a crack in the ground?

www.happytoast.co.uk/OtherMis.htm

sometimes it's just a straight line, despite the lack of background or horizon

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:47, archived)

I know : )

I don't mind giving tricks and stuff away : D
the more we know the better we get right? :D

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--- ---, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:58, archived)

ON FEETS, AND THE COVERING THEREOF:

www.b3ta.com/board/9739514

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 1:05, archived)

for character design and cartoon history I like John Kricfalusi's blog

johnkstuff.blogspot.com/

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 3:12, archived)

The hero looks like that girl from my help desk

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:06, archived)

he's cute, isn't he?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:10, archived)

ahhhahhhahhhahh

and who hasn't, at one time in their life, wanted to punch an ewok?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:22, archived)

I'd like to see a couple of AT-STs spring that 'sandwiched by swinging logs' trap on an ewok.

They don't like it up 'em!

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:27, archived)

even when that movie first came out, I was like, Jabba's fortress, sweet, rancor, sweet, sarlacc, sweet.. WHAT ARE THESE FUCKING MUPPETS DOING HERE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:48, archived)

I hate Ewoks

there, I said it.

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--- ---, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 1:05, archived)

I am trying to remember which standup comic had a bit about the ewoks and why would they worship C3PO when Chewbacca would have been the logical choice

and failing dismally

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 1:27, archived)

My first shop for b3ta!

(Dr. [L]olWAKI Phd http://bit.ly/aiSYlM <- Got Coke?, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 23:49, archived)

*breaks out magnifying glass*

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 23:52, archived)

Zillons on the planet Tharg

Have detected this image with their Hubblez Telescope

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 23:59, archived)

Is it Tuesday still?

I have a slight head and a headphone bud stuck in my ear.

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 23:58, archived)

It's just turned Thursday.

Don't open the curtains. Stay indoors. Refrain from television and radio. Await further instructions.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:01, archived)

Received. Over and Out

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:09, archived)

umm

'name something you bite down on'?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 23:58, archived)

"For" ?

Don't you mean "at" ?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 23:59, archived)

"At" would suggest that b3ta is a real place

rather than posting a 'shop "for" the people (or even "on" the board).

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RedHouse over yonder, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 1:46, archived)

Q: mine tastes like shit
A: flip it over

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:04, archived)

Thumbs up . . and out !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 23:17, archived)

AUTOFONZ

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 23:30, archived)

This time he gets the thumb !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 23:34, archived)

This makes little sense

but it's what I have come to expect.

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:15, archived)

Finally you got it correct !

Fun Times

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:20, archived)

Well it's been a while since i posted on here

been in lurk mode for 2 years, how is everyone?

Also

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 23:01, archived)

nice hicks!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 23:03, archived)

it's a hoot..

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 23:04, archived)

good likeness!

..but cutting the eye holes out and looking through the paper with your own eyes is creeping me out a bit :P

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 23:05, archived)

I didn't know Michael McIntyre smoked

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 23:07, archived)

He smokes cocks.

Or at least pretends to smoke.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 15 Sep 2010, 23:08, archived)

Nicorette cocks?

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 23:18, archived)

Is that like a pen-shaped object with

limited doses of semen for those trying to give up cock smoking?

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 15 Sep 2010, 23:21, archived)

he will if i have my way

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 23:10, archived)

Friction?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 23:10, archived)

no, fire

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 23:11, archived)

Smokin' !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 23:08, archived)

RIP St William

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 23:52, archived)

Nice

My favourite comedian too..
Looking forward to seeing that new documentry..

(Sherbs, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:07, archived)

no new compo yet?

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:30, archived)

looks like last one was unleashed on Thurs

have I missed something?

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McBadger COW, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:32, archived)

B3ta has adopted the fark.com model

From now on, only monthly subscribers get to know what the image challenge is on Wednesdays. Non-subscribers have to wait until Thurs.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:35, archived)

How come the non-subs can't guess what the compo is

based upon the subs entries?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:35, archived)

maybe they can lip-read

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:37, archived)

I think it's going to be shit..

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:38, archived)

*gets busy 'shopping faeces*

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:39, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:42, archived)

HAHAHA :D

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:47, archived)

Think I might have done that earlier on...

given the shitstorm that's going on downstairs at the mo...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:49, archived)

Rattle and hum

(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:54, archived)

dont join the B........

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Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 23:06, archived)

ahhhahhhhahhhahhh WHAT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 23:16, archived)

Bbbbb....oring ongoing joke

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Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 23:26, archived)

I keep looking at Vimod's rather curious form under that sheet

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 23:36, archived)

I beleive that he is one with the wagon

Autobot or Decepticon?? I just dont know

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Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 23:42, archived)

what's the problem, shitting bull?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:55, archived)

There's a new board for the compo

Keeps entries separate from the main board.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:38, archived)

how many boards does b3ta need?

/discuss

edit: the correct answer is 'it's fine as it is'

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:43, archived)

There should be one for me and my mates.

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zoldergoose, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:46, archived)

*petitions for /zeltergiset creation*

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:48, archived)

You can join, Tribs

I might even waive the monthly fee.

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zoldergoose, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:51, archived)

Yay!

I can be in the zelterclique!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 23:11, archived)

I only found out about this one yesterday, good times

www.b3ta.com/bivvy

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:57, archived)

"I don't care where you whack, it's no concern of mine"

/Slocombe

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RedHouse over yonder, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 1:54, archived)

I think the current arrangement works fairly well

judicious infighting aside, like.

That said, /Board doesn't necessarily give a hint as to the contents in the same way that /Talk and /Links do. And QOTW. But hell, it doesn't take too long to figure it out.

Yup, we're fine the way we are.

Oh... Off Topic...well... umm... 's just /Talk for people who like QOTW isn't it? maybe a board too far?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:47, archived)

no, it's a great place to keep them

like a ghetto, or a labour camp.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 23:01, archived)

touché

This must also be why art colleges exist, to keep the trust funded youth ina nice safe place until they can be rehabilitated into society.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 15 Sep 2010, 23:05, archived)

or preferably, overdose.

ideally before starting any shitty bands.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 23:13, archived)

HEY!

I've BEEN in some of those shitty bands thank you very much!

*recalls*

point taken.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 15 Sep 2010, 23:14, archived)

it's all farked up

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:45, archived)

I did wonder what that customer was doing pointing a camera at me earlier today ...

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:33, archived)

that's a bit sickening

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:34, archived)

wind the window up quick

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:38, archived)

pfff

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:43, archived)

Is it the banana milkshake?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:50, archived)

eeeeeeeeewwwwwwww

banana is bad enough without turning it into milkshake :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:54, archived)

How about banana and wild blueberry smoothies?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 23:09, archived)

*boke*

i hate smoothies and milkshakes

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 23:11, archived)

"You want ketchup?"

"WHAT KIND OF PERSON DOES NOT WANT KETCHUP FOR FUCK'S SAKE THAT IS NOT EVEN A QUESTION"

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:35, archived)

Yeah it's not like you go to McDonalds for an intellectual debate.

"Just give me all the free stuff I can have! I'll decide what I'll do with it later!"

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:53, archived)

This reasoning is what makes fast food a chore for me.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 15 Sep 2010, 23:02, archived)

Love it Elvis!

Right Turn Clive!

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Q4nobody, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:56, archived)

cheers Q4 :D

(

Elvis impersonator, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 23:04, archived)

Thay . . . would you thuper thize thith . . . it tathtes a little thalty !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 23:04, archived)

LOW THALT THIR

retht atthured

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 23:10, archived)

Mchimp :D

Haha:D

(herman:D, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 23:32, archived)

What are they feeding this cat?...................................................................He's freakin' huge!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 21:38, archived)

deep-fried rosie o'donnels

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 21:40, archived)

maybe those helicopters are just really really small

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 21:40, archived)

Shut-up talk cunt.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 21:44, archived)

:'(

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 21:53, archived)

Hold still now...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 21:59, archived)

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:59, archived)

hahaha

PS hahahaha

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 23:16, archived)

95% of small helicopters say you're a cunt

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 21:46, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/10188178

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 21:53, archived)

awww

smile like a ..............

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 21:54, archived)

smile like a mean it

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 21:59, archived)

Psst... I liked 'routes' down there v

Also, tell me about Loom.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:02, archived)

You mean the latest masterpiece of fantasy storytelling from Lucasfilm's™ Brian Moriarty™?

Why, it's an extraordinary adventure with an interface of magic.
Stunning, high-resolution, 3D landscapes, sophisticated score and musical effects.
Not to mention the detailed animation and special effects, elegant point 'n' click control of characters, objects, and magic spells.
Beat the rush! Go out and buy Loom™ today!

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:08, archived)

Geeze, what an obvious sales pitch.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:24, archived)

Aw :(

sad!

(

Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:21, archived)

NOOO SPARE THE CITY, TUBCAT

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 21:40, archived)

Tubcat is misunderstood :(

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 21:41, archived)

reason with him

get treats

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 21:43, archived)

He appears to have terrible wind

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 21:54, archived)

He's terrorising Tokyo

after a freak nuclear accident. Bad cat!

(

enceladus, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 21:58, archived)

Kick 'em when they're down.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:07, archived)

honour thy clumsiness as a hidden intention

(

connor, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:04, archived)

Jackie Chan Drunken Master?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:06, archived)

aaaaw fluff

all fifty fuckin'foot of it:D

(

Elvis impersonator, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:36, archived)

It eats da choppas !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 23:06, archived)

/talk reckons you're all cunts

you cunts

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 21:32, archived)

That's the nicest thing people have said to me all day

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 21:33, archived)

Sweet

(

Frogbeat, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 21:34, archived)

i am a cunt

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 21:34, archived)

I'm a cunt

and so is my wife!

(

Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:40, archived)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:42, archived)

/links thinks I am too ;(

(

da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 21:36, archived)

Yeah, /links have no rivalry set up

I wonder what the stereotype /links opinion should be.

(

gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:49, archived)

they barely know how to use their fucking computers

also, the term "glass cock" refers to something that everybody's got in their e-mail, totally viral, not SOMETHING THAT HAS BEEN POSTED ONCE BEFORE ON B3TA\LINKS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 23:16, archived)

that's nice dear

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 21:36, archived)

are you chatting me up?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 21:37, archived)

nah, you have custom css

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 21:40, archived)

what is cunts?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 21:40, archived)

Not me...I'm a prick!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 21:40, archived)

fuck it, let's go bowling

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:53, archived)

Is that me?

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 1:37, archived)

i really don't get the /talk /board divide

(

Victor Meldrew, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 21:40, archived)

Make a couple of posts on /talk.

You'll figure the rest out yourself.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 21:44, archived)

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 21:48, archived)

I's scared to

Everyone's JUST SO MEAN there

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 21:51, archived)

don't worry, you're safe here

well, safer.......

*fondles inappropriately*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 21:56, archived)

*responds inappropriately in the trouser department*

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:00, archived)

that's never inappropriate

except in the presence of toddlers

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:03, archived)

I did wonder why the staff are all giving me funny looks

I'm in the trouser department of Adams

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:16, archived)

that's not why they're giving you funny looks

it's because of the.......you know.......

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:20, archived)

Iwo Jima flag?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:31, archived)

no, not that

the other thing

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:34, archived)

And I don't mean that a team of six guys will get it into an upright position either ...

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:36, archived)

yeah, right

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:37, archived)

AND I don't mean that less than six will suffice ...

*digs hole deeper and deeper*

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:38, archived)

say what you like

i know you're a dirt

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:44, archived)

we're closer than you may think

the real split is between the day and the night

although admittedly QotW and links are full of paedos and drooling spastics (and drooling spastic paedos)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:55, archived)

This is news exactly how?

Probably my influence didn't help.

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 15 Sep 2010, 21:41, archived)

Your

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 15 Sep 2010, 21:43, archived)

all

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 21:44, archived)

a'll

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 21:46, archived)

re: 'll?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:43, archived)

/talk is full of gays

so no interest in cunts

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boff FL OZ, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:05, archived)

edit: Thanks! I didn't realise until just now. Have to prepare a picture...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:06, archived)

3 years! Official b3tan over here!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:09, archived)

merry candles!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:10, archived)

happy candles!!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:11, archived)

happy b3rthday!

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enceladus, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:19, archived)

Candlecuddle!

*possibly unwelcome.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:25, archived)

I don't mind the language, it's the beatings I don't need

(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:39, archived)

hahahahaha!

haha

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:12, archived)

Insult recieved

Cheers

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:47, archived)

LET 'EM HAVE THEIR FUN EH

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:51, archived)

CORRECTAMUNDO

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 23:03, archived)

heeeeeyyyy,.. that's cool!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 23:19, archived)

Late entry (oo-err) - Apologies if bindun

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 21:24, archived)

the stig AND bowie?

what's not to like?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 21:27, archived)

Should have work Alan Partridge in there...............

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 21:31, archived)

no, you really shouldn't

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 21:34, archived)

Genuinely new :-)

Well done sir/madam/it...

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 15 Sep 2010, 21:39, archived)

gender depends on what day it is

and ta

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 21:43, archived)

wednesday is mangina day

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 21:47, archived)

hooray!

just in time for a new compo...............

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 21:48, archived)

where is the new compo?

also, go vote for my suggestion, or i may have to sit on your head

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 21:51, archived)

it was a "predictive statement"

and yes I clicked yours (oo-err)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 21:53, archived)

yay!

your head is safe for another day!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 21:57, archived)

*trembles for tomorrow*

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:12, archived)

trembling is merely another form of vibration

you're just making me worse ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:15, archived)

There's a car man waiting in the sky

(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 21:51, archived)

*spangs*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 21:52, archived)

Thank you.

(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:02, archived)

We've got five gears,

that's all we've got... :)

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enceladus, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:04, archived)

Nominated

(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 21:21, archived)

Nom nom nom

The cake is a lie!

(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 21:30, archived)

could have left it as appetite for destruction really!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 21:31, archived)

tasted to destruction

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 22:11, archived)

Oh sweet lord, Axl has really let himself go now. I really hope he loses the white bike shorts.

(St Sepulchre's Belle tolled for thee on, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 3:25, archived)

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