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# messin'
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:22, archived)
# Yes . . . it is time to make up !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:25, archived)
# pfft...I'm bored shitless......maybe it's the weather
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:29, archived)
# without the weather
you'd just be Elviscock--and we can't have that, can we? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:38, archived)
# Yay for Primates
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:41, archived)
# mo magenta
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:45, archived)
# Has a deadly range of 800 yards
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:51, archived)
# 12
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:53, archived)
# Yay for Pea
This is great
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 23:44, archived)
# 'Dr'
Gillean Mckeith?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:28, archived)
# arf
slightly
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:32, archived)
# I'm a doctor.
Now I'm going to shout at you until you cry and poke around in your poo.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:38, archived)
# I was struck off
didn't stop me pokin' round in poo though
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:42, archived)
# I don't have a medical doctorate.
But that's not going to stop me.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:43, archived)
# I think this is superb, but I'd like to offer some criticism, which may or may not be right.
I think the speed with which the hand moves back to the left is too fast - peradventure it would work better if you reverse the order of some frames so that the mouth is done left to right across the top and then right to left at the bottom?

Also, if there were a middle frame to the pout, we could have the colour fade, so that it looped, rather than restarted?

This is meant to be friendly and is based on the fact that this is awesome and I do not think I could do it as well as it is already done, so please do not take offence.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:30, archived)
# I always welcome constructive criticism...it really helps as lots of details are often overlooked...
these that you mention are spot on(very much like things that I've remembered in other animations,just at the last minute...extra frames.looping etc)....so in essence I fully appreciate the advice here.....cheers:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:38, archived)
# On the other hand
it's funny as it is, and none of that would make it any funnier.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:21, archived)
# your right there....it's jokes before technique at the end of the day
final tweaks probably go un-noticed but serve only a fickle inner satisfaction.....must admit I'm happier with it since the re-vamp.............on with new stuff now(with a bit of luck) :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:51, archived)
# I agree with this.
I just like advice on my own work. I normally keep myself to myself, as you know, but I liked this a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 0:30, archived)
# "Sex Crime Chimp" likes

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:31, archived)
# hold on bud...........she'll be with you in a minute:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:40, archived)
# Two days late :(
oh hai Falco
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:59, archived)
# starfux 64
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:02, archived)
# dynamite.....not to everyone's taste though.....nothing ever is
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1I26QMI0cA
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:12, archived)
# Now that's just confused me.
The backing singers are using English ... eh?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:17, archived)
# Ha ha - class
I've just been getting nostalgic to Sir Mix-a-lot
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkvq-20sC0U&NR=1&feature=fvwp
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:32, archived)
# yeah..care for Sage Francis?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMkbdWaWXbA
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:40, archived)
# Nice
My Hip-Hop phase was about '86-'88 so I missed this.
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:46, archived)
# I think I've had her...
Most WOO sir! *Click*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:31, archived)
# cheers....it's well old this actually........just playin' with re-vamp :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:41, archived)
# SWEET MOKEY APE JAPE

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:34, archived)
# haha.............the breaking-in of Bono

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:45, archived)
# DAD'S ARMY VS THE NETHERLANDS

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:01, archived)
# I used to live in Omsterdam
hashcayke heaven
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:05, archived)
# i had an adventure in utrecht
great japes

holland is a great land
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:12, archived)
# Hello :D
(herman:D, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:38, archived)
# hee heeeeeeeee....these are cheerin' me up proper like:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:46, archived)
# Oh wow, you drive me wild!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:38, archived)
# A Woo..............a veritable Woo
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:47, archived)
# Monkey magic! :)

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:03, archived)
# haha...it's only half done
you need to 'shop Tina :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:08, archived)
# Racist!
Ha Ha
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:48, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:52, archived)
# otter attack
(I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:10, archived)
# w3 HAV OTTORS
MUST BY NICE HANBAGS FIRS YES MAN, YOU KNOW.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:14, archived)
# My God! What have I done?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:16, archived)
# Something you shouldn't have otter.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:18, archived)
# meh, I'm off for a shower, a wank and my dinner
edit: 2 out of 3 ain't bad
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:19, archived)
# See DJing Wife,
n-vast-prtxTss vf-rvforro going
on throughout the continent nnd
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that fashion penults her to- mutt.the-
collar »nd_cut oB ier *Ie,cvt£ Id fiver
lengths.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:17, archived)
# OH MAN Y4E
I KNO DJ WOMAN, B1G BRESTS HAHA YOU KNOW WHA 1 MEAN YES MAN.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:18, archived)
# I never did!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:18, archived)
# explain this then
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpcVAtbzeTI
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:23, archived)
# FAKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:27, archived)
# OTTER OTTER OTTER
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:22, archived)
# :F
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:27, archived)
# You'd better tell Han we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a Death Star


A Death Star? What is it?

It's a battle station with turbo-lasers, but that's not important right now.
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:07, archived)
# DON'T DO THE PUNCHLINE YOURSELF?
but have a woo none-the-less. Buy a burburbury bag and get a free yay while stocks last. no size 9 bags left
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:08, archived)
# *&LOUE VITON HANBAGS
THNK FOR HANDBGS V MUCH MAN. GF LOV THIS FOR PRSENT.
AN THANS FOR FREE ***VIAGRA*** WIT HANBAGS.1
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:10, archived)
# *LOL*LLORT
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:11, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:08, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 22:42, archived)
# YOU TELL FRIEENDS GET FREE COKRING NEXT ORDER
OR MAYBE TIN OPENENER ALL DEPEND ON SUPPLIER HE MAKE LOTS MISTAKES JUST MAYK SURE YUO CHECK FIRST HUH
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:12, archived)
# AMAZING1
I LIKE SOUND OF TH@.. IS SO GOOD NO FAKE.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:15, archived)
# think you want links -->
bigger penis you say ...
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:07, archived)
# I think he wants a good kicking
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:08, archived)
# HE WANT CHECK RINKS BEFORE POSTING
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:09, archived)
# Ok, you've added the pic now
We'll let you off with a sound thrashing.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:12, archived)
# Shall we burn him with fire?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:09, archived)
# I've had too much cocodamol today
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:10, archived)
# where's the picture to go with this?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:11, archived)
#
B3ta - the advanced truths

1) Nobody knows exactly where the line is, but you will find out quickly when you have crossed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:11, archived)
# damn straight
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:13, archived)
# *crosses*
It's ok, I'm with the Crime Lab!
*points at Labrador doggy carrying bag labelled "SWAG"*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:16, archived)
# Okeydokey
Don't go 'contaminating' the scene now you hear.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:36, archived)
# It's ok
I'll wear rubber....

....gloves.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:45, archived)
# This...does not exist.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:15, archived)
# DON'T TROLL ME!
I think you'll find that there is a perfectly cromulent link for this post (now)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:12, archived)
# *points*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:13, archived)
# *hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:16, archived)
# Happy Troll Day!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:19, archived)
# don't they look just dandy? ADORABLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:20, archived)
# Plaid is a good look for him...
...I don't know about that fucker on the end though.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:13, archived)
# WE REPRAZENT DA FUCKLEAGUE
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:38, archived)
# DA FUCKLEAGUE GUILD...DA FUCKLEAGUE GUILD...
(people laughed and laughed)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:14, archived)
# that was not there a minute ago
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:14, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10267503
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:15, archived)
# I'm just trying to work out the logistics of sucking a midget off
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:20, archived)
# YOU PICK HIM UP SAME AS TODDLER
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:21, archived)
# STOP TROLLING ME
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:23, archived)
# JEREMY CAN'T HEAR YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:32, archived)
# RL LOLS
Sprayed my dinner over the keyboard you sod :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:29, archived)
# I hope you picked it out with a cocktail stick
there are starving children in Africa you know
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:33, archived)
# I'm just trying to work out the midget of logically sucking off
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:15, archived)
# MERRY FUCKSDAY
I wonder what noo japes Santa Fuck will bring?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:17, archived)
# Puts down baby...
...picks up bong.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:23, archived)
# RIPPER MCGOODE
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:24, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:12, archived)
# I haven't had a spam trying to flog me viagra for AGES now
not even in my junk folder, so I had assumed they had all been shut down decades ago
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:08, archived)
# I could send you a few if you're feeling ignored
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:10, archived)
# Nah, i'm all right mate
i'm presently replying to some Ghanian Prince with all my banking details

Sounds like a lovely guy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:14, archived)
# I wonder if he is related to the Nigerian princess that is transferring 10% of her money into my bank
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:16, archived)
# If the African Royal families are anything like the European ones
then yeah, they should all be related and lacking in genetic diversity.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:18, archived)
# 10% is that all you're getting!
Blimey, i'm moving to Hawaii when the ten million clears my account
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:18, archived)
# HE MY COUSIN
HE LOOK LIKE ME WITH CURLY HAIR
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:17, archived)
# I could read to you from my spam folder if you like

"Explosive, intenseOrgasns, 1ncrease Volume ofEjacu1ate, Doctor designed and endorsed PenisPills 76f

Incredib1e gains in length of 3-4 inches to yourPenis, PERMANANTLY

Amazing increase in thickness of yourPenis, up to 30%
BetterEjacu1ation control
Experience Rock-HardErecetions
Explosive, intenseOrgasns
Increase volume ofEjacu1ate
Doctor designed and endorsed"

Hmm sounds legit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:12, archived)
# My gods
It sounds like the Holy Grail of virility medication! And without a prescription too? Why hasn't this been reported on more by the world's media?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:15, archived)
# I'm not enitrely sure why you'd want to produce more spunk mind you
unless you're Rob and you're using it for wallpaper paste or something.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:17, archived)
# Cheap bechamel sauce
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:19, archived)
# Or wanting a job making the sauce at McDonald's
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:20, archived)
# what do you think goes in the apple pies
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:25, archived)
# Fifteen year old cocks?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:28, archived)
# It'll soon be on wikileaks
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:18, archived)
# Why would I want to make only 30% of my penis thicker?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:23, archived)
# I got spammed from myself and I never sent it . . . I've been SPOOFED !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:15, archived)
# A CDC SALE
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:11, archived)
# B&
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:12, archived)
# ALL B& ALL TIME
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:15, archived)
# GOOWILL GREETINGS FROM UNFEWGO UNFUKU
I BRING HAPPY DELIVERIES FOR US

MANY UNITS HAVE DISCUNT, PLEASE SEND MONIES VIA TRANSFER TO MY FRIEND IN CHICAGO
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:13, archived)
# ICE GETS HOT
NO FOOLING
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:13, archived)
# WENDY, I WOULD LIKE TO BUY SOME NIKE TRAINERS VERE GOOD PRISE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:38, archived)
# He did his fare part !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:40, archived)
# this noo style is hep to the jive
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:48, archived)
# He loves brie.
I'm just sayin.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:48, archived)
# that reminds me of someone on facebook i know* in my day life
LIFEBOOK
Art J. Martin ARTMAN SAYS : ENGLISH IS A CRAZY LANGUAGE : THERE IS NO EGG IN EGGPLANT..NO HAM IN HAMBURGER..NEITHER APPLE NOR PINE IN PINEAPPLE..WTF
www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1072944773&ref=ts

i love this guy

* i don't really

**i mean i do love this guy, but i've never met him, so i don't actually 'know' him.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:53, archived)
# 4,024 friends?
he can't be wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:18, archived)
# All together now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:59, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:06, archived)
# you'd think a child of such obvious class and breeding
would drink something other than Foster's
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:07, archived)
# It's the piss of his less fortunate brethren.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:10, archived)
# Fosters...*yuck*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:17, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
That is immortal
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:31, archived)
# Yeh
wankers.

If they get my fave direct-from-China crapvendor taken down I will not be amused. :(
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:45, archived)
# you want links > Listen
translate.google.com/#en|en|you%20want%20links%20you%20want%20links%20you%20want%20links%20you%20want%20links%20hahahahaha
(herman:D, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:48, archived)
# herman
you've fucked this up and let everybody down.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:56, archived)
# sadly this
Herman, how are you going to make this up to us?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:01, archived)
# copy and paste the whole thing into your address bar
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:05, archived)
# I did ?
(herman:D, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:42, archived)
# What?
Gin?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:53, archived)
# YOU WANT GIN?
I GOT FOR YOU REAL NICE GIN MADE IN SCOTLAND. WHO'D BELIEVE THAT HUH?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:02, archived)
# I have 3 types of Scottish Gin here.
2 of your lot (one British and one an export 44% jobby (which I prefer) and some Edinburgh Gin as well.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:31, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 21:02, archived)
# I DON'T KNOW WHAT EVERYONE'S SHOUTING ABOUT!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:04, archived)
# YOU HAVE KEEBORD VIRUS?
I CAN R3MOVE THAT FOR YOU. JUST BUY MY LUOIUS VIOTION BAGS COME WITH FREE ANTIE VIRRUS
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:06, archived)
# YEH I HAVE BUY OF GR1F
IT VER GOOD QUALTY YES NO FAKE.
I LYKE THE STUF MAN, YES MAN.1
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:07, archived)
# WORK 100% OF TIME 14% OF TIME
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:10, archived)
# Cherry Spit
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 18:58, archived)
# What a curious oddity
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:06, archived)
# The pit falls close to the tree . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:12, archived)
# His name is Stu Pitts.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:09, archived)
# He went to P. U. !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:13, archived)
# FANG, GANG GIDDYRUPTION SVEI: THE RISE OF CHODESON'S SON
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:14, archived)
# SPIKES PEEK
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:17, archived)
# LOOK LIKE I PICKED THE WRONG WEEK TO QUIT GUMPTION
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:19, archived)
# SKIP IT : IT'S OVER
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:23, archived)
# COME AHN, DOND BULLSHIT MEH
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:29, archived)
# NEBBAH
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:40, archived)
# NEBBAH SAY NEBBAH AGAIN
NEBBAH
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:00, archived)
# Cherry Spit or swallow :D
www.pwpix.net/superstars/c/cherry/images/cherry_wwe_3.jpg
(herman:D, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:28, archived)
# So . . . that's where it went !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:33, archived)
# Two Toblertwos make a Toblerfour I suppose.
(twattybanjo, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 18:19, archived)
# this made me cross my eyes to look at it nbut the middle did not become stereoscopicified.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 18:23, archived)
#
(twattybanjo, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 18:29, archived)
# teblerone?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 18:33, archived)
# Toblermobile long-range telecommunication microphone and speaker module?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 18:42, archived)
# With GPS
It can triangulate your position.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 18:44, archived)
# They should put you in prism for that.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 18:46, archived)
# I got sent there once.
to pass the time I tried to improve my maths as I wasn't good in certain areas.

Re: Fractions.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 18:54, archived)
# Well...I hope you saw the light.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:00, archived)
# saw it.. I was candescent with rage.
made me do sums on a bloody zx spectrum
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:05, archived)
# Because your girl left...
..."Where has my polygon?"
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:08, archived)
# i have a friend who doesn't know the alphabet properly
i asked him what comes after d and he pixel.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:33, archived)
# I widge to communiblate
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:09, archived)
# Ministrone
Marscapone
Toblerone
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 18:41, archived)
# Allbarone
(twattybanjo, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 18:43, archived)
# Comedytrombone
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 18:44, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKBvTuEwUlU
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 18:50, archived)
# The three states of "-one" matter
liquid
semi solid
hard as ross kemp's big shiny head.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 18:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 18:49, archived)
# playing with Edinburgh castle

click to make much much larger
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 18:09, archived)
# it's only a model.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 18:23, archived)
# SHHHHHH
(twattybanjo, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 18:26, archived)
# I wish it was
would have been easier to get rid of the snow
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 18:34, archived)
# Red skies at dawn...
...blood has been spilt this night.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 18:26, archived)
# Red sky at night
Shepherds pie..
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 18:26, archived)
# Why did they build it so close to the railway?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 18:39, archived)
# (bindun?)

(maldido gringo, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:51, archived)
# 4 times in the past hour, I'm afraid
Please do something more original for fuck's sake.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:52, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:56, archived)
# my iniial guess would be
that it was george bush jr's army picture thing unde there.. but then the badge says "manning"

so....
edit: maybe it's col. scott e. manning

www.norwich.edu/cadets/airforcerotc/bio1.html
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 18:05, archived)
# Get him with his edmucation
Education

1986 Bachelor of Science Degree in Biology/Education, Bowling Green State University, OH
1993 Squadron Officers School in Residence, Maxwell AFB, AL
2000 Joint Services Command and Staff College in Residence, Bracknell City, UK
2000 Master of Arts Degree, Intl Relations/Def Studies, Univ of London, King’s College, London, UK
2006 Air War College by Correspondence
2008 Air War College in Residence, Maxwell AFB, AL (SECAF Leadership Award Recipient)
2008 Master of Strategic Studies, Air University, Maxwell AFB, AL
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 18:11, archived)
# Master of ARTS in international relations and defence?
I smell shenannigans.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 18:16, archived)
# I also smell something remarkably like bs
2000 Joint Services Command and Staff College in Residence, Bracknell City, UK
2000 Master of Arts Degree, Intl Relations/Def Studies, Univ of London, King’s College, London, UK
2006 Air War College by Correspondence ordered from ebay

and two different uk universitys at the same time???
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 18:20, archived)
# bracknel..
it says in residence.. you can reside and not pass.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 18:24, archived)
# it's because it's run by the school of social science
no shennaigans
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:24, archived)
# I'm rissing like a mofo
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 18:04, archived)
# Truth hurts
www.bbc.co.uk/news/10265430
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 18:08, archived)
# ahhhh with you
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 18:10, archived)
# Shut-up you troll..................................................(some interesting reading this afternoon) v
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 18:13, archived)
# can I be the pirate one?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 18:14, archived)
# which?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 18:17, archived)
# top[ right holding his wang
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 18:20, archived)
# No...you are the sleepy one in the upper left.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 18:17, archived)
# as long as I'm not the one riding the elephant I don't mind
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 18:18, archived)
# NO, YOURE THE TROLL, YOU TROLL
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 18:48, archived)
# OMG..........................................we must be twins then.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 18:51, archived)
# I'm the good twin
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 18:59, archived)
# ...and...I...am...the...EVIL...one.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:01, archived)
# Police Squad Strikes Back

After finishing the gif I'm sure they have done this?!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:47, archived)
# hahaha, excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:49, archived)
# they did the trench run in 33 and 1/3, but not this.
fab job
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:50, archived)
# Ah that's it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:51, archived)
# hahaha
watching that isntantly put the them*E music in my head.

bud DUH DAH duhduhdadah bud DUH DAH duhduhdahdah
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:51, archived)
#

Edit: wanted to add jawas but couldn't see how, fuck it, im off for the night.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:53, archived)
# In COLOR
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 18:37, archived)
# Family Guy did it
www.dailymotion.com/video/xt0lh_family-guy-naked-gun-parody_fun
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 18:38, archived)
# I knew I saw that somewhere before.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 18:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Expect lots of swearing...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:52, archived)
# lots of swearing and crappy acting
I still support our allies in the north

not worth it's own thread
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:56, archived)
# Hahaha
"Death to the West!"
"Oh, you betcha!" *wink*
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:00, archived)
# topical
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:12, archived)
# Oceania has always been at war with the South
Oceania has never been at war with the North
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:14, archived)
# I RUV U SRAH PARIN.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:17, archived)
# I ruv yew tooo ttzzzattrrr
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 18:11, archived)
# what have you shopped?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 18:21, archived)
# Not much.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 18:24, archived)
# JAMAICA?!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 18:35, archived)
# Yes I did.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 18:42, archived)
# I'd pay good money to see this
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:57, archived)
# NNnnnnnng
Too close to reality! The Sherlock Holmes with Downey Jr. for example. Somehow they always manage to shoehorn in a massive explosion. Cos It's not worth showing if shit don't blow up, right?

Ugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:59, archived)
# It's because it's EXTREME
(and also because Guy Ritchie has never made a good film)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:01, archived)
# I liked Lock, Stock...
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:07, archived)
# well ok that was kind of a laugh
but not a patch on Layercake
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:16, archived)
# Well, not really, it's not, no.
Unless it's got a shed-load of pr0n in it in place of aforementioned explosions.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:01, archived)
# Sooo...
*Bruce Willis drives truck up ramp, dives out at the last second*
*truck smashes into helicopter*
*TITS!!!*
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:04, archived)
# If I were a movie executive
I'd be writing the cheque out right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:06, archived)
# Nah, you'd claim it as your own idea and sue if I claimed the idea was mine.
Cos no-one OWNS anything from the internet, right?
*COCKSPLOSION!!!*
*edit: Goddamnit, why doesn't (strong) ith chevrons make it bold? Am I not 1337 enough?
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:11, archived)
# Are you clasping nastursiams about my good name, Sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:22, archived)
# COCK ROCKET!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfk-a1JZMbU&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:49, archived)
# against pre-conceived ideas that the Downey/Ritchie version was going to be garbage
it was enjoyable enough hokum and looking forward to Stephen Fry as Mycroft in the sequel.

/all not a patch on Brett's interpretation, but as I said, enjoyable enough hokum :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:14, archived)
# heh nice choice
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:43, archived)
# "produced by Jerry Bruckheimer"
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:22, archived)
# I can't remember where I saw it, but I read a perfect description of Nicolas Cage's facial expression
"That of a constipated goat"
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:48, archived)
# zombies in history!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:43, archived)
# nice :D
(herman:D, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:44, archived)
# :D
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:52, archived)
# Nice Finnish!
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:44, archived)
# hahaha
nice pun :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:52, archived)
# who dug up roy scheider?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:46, archived)
# we're gonna need a bigger spade
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:48, archived)
# we're gonna need a bigger shovel
piss
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:48, archived)
# he's dead
shit :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:58, archived)
# Shurely bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:32, archived)
# Please don't make me think about their dessicated fannies.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:33, archived)
# Hey, Mike
Think about their dessicated fannies!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:43, archived)
# Aarrgh the Dandruff..
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:48, archived)
# Mmmm ...
Grey pubes ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:59, archived)
# Nooooo!!!
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 20:48, archived)
# Who let them loose?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:35, archived)
# haha!
who did the one with all the vegetables in front of each of them?
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:43, archived)
# Nice beaver
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:10, archived)
# Nice Jesus!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:11, archived)
# I only just found out about this!
5 minutes after I threw a VHS copy of Leslie Neilsen's "Worlds funniest commercials" in the bin. Got it for Christmas when I was about 12.

Terrible. Utterly Terrible. Loved Airplane and Naked Gun though.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:19, archived)
# YOU BROKE HIS HEART
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:23, archived)
# I know, I'm such a Knobber.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:32, archived)
#
www.ridhughz.demon.co.uk/wav/Shirley.wav
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:24, archived)
# I think everyone gets a disappointing
Leslie cash-in video when they are 12.

I got his golf one.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:25, archived)
#
www.ridhughz.demon.co.uk/wav/nice.wav
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:19, archived)
# Leslie Neilson will be missed
I was a big fan of his films.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:23, archived)
# ^This RIP :(
Leslie Nielson Fart www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/6130/
(herman:D, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:43, archived)
#
Brilliant

:D
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 18:15, archived)
# I rather like her jaw, for myself.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:05, archived)
# Annoyingly, that bit that looks weird by her right eye?
That's real.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:06, archived)
# shopped pictures only :P
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:06, archived)
# Scarily, she looks a lot like my ex
like this.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:12, archived)
# You were seeing Cherie Blair
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:16, archived)
# Pretty much, yes.
A bit posher though.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:19, archived)
# before or after the need for a restraining order?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:20, archived)
# She beeeoootifull. Who is she?
I will make her my wyffe.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:07, archived)
# you are Prince William
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:17, archived)
# They are all LIZARDS
wake up sheeple!!

Is it just me or is B3TA running slower than an asthmatic ant with heavy shopping?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:09, archived)
# I thought it was my shitty work network
but now you mention it yes
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:12, archived)
# V. Slow.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:12, archived)
# must be the LIZARDS
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:13, archived)
# caused by people looking for jokes about celebrity deaths?
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:18, archived)
# Yeah -
very slow all day for me, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:20, archived)
# MY PIC IRVINE ROBOCOP PIC IS GONE!!! GONE I TELL YOU!!!!
now i'm paranoid and believe it has been deleted by a mod.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:44, archived)
# And me
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:44, archived)
# Karen Carpenter?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:11, archived)
# hahaha
looks like she's been hitting the crystal meth.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:18, archived)
# With her face
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:24, archived)
# is b3ta acting a borked for you?
every other site is loading fine, and my pic has disappeared.

EDIT: oh, just read Finites post above :)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:32, archived)
# Slower than an amputee on infected stumps
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:04, archived)
# Michael Jackson's Alive!
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:19, archived)
# This.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:23, archived)
# Still wood.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:00, archived)
# Natch.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:55, archived)
# Bye :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:10, archived)
# Well, now this works as a Leslie tribute AND an Irvin tribute :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:13, archived)
# what are the chances that you would be able to use it for both
some would say it's a little suspicious...
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Shhhh ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Who is this Irvin person?
Pardon my ignorance.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:39, archived)
# He's the director of Empire Strikes back
Please don't delete this message like the last person who asked did (!)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:42, archived)
# Is it Autistic Spastics day in b3ta or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:58, archived)
# Every day is Autistic Spastics day in b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:59, archived)
# CORNFLAKES
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:01, archived)
# I AM SPECIAL
*rocks back and forth*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:12, archived)
# *hovers mouse over delete button while counting to 3571*

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:11, archived)
# i think they are talking about

this
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:43, archived)
# that's a bit creepy
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:52, archived)
# Yeah, you love it,,,
It has "Off-the-Shoulder Detached Sleeves, Waist Sash and Sandals"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:04, archived)
# looks like my ex
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:07, archived)
# Was he a small boy, wearing an off-the-shoulder detached sleeved top, with waist sash and sandals?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:04, archived)
# he was a she
with the figure of a small boy
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:59, archived)
# Well shirley not, that's from a new hope.
But it is suspicious.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:44, archived)
# heheh
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:59, archived)
# Haha
That is ace
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:25, archived)
# hehe
and I believe Frank/Leslie's reaction to the nonsense going on a few threads down would be...

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:14, archived)
# I think you may be right
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:21, archived)
# I think he'd send in
Officer Bookem and Officer Takemaway.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Why is there always four steps in your images?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:14, archived)
# still half expecting him to open one eye & sit up........and deliver a classic :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Me too...which is why I've used this twice today already
b3ta.com/board/10267018
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:58, archived)
# hee hee...............RIP
...one o' the best:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:03, archived)
# Nicely sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:21, archived)
# TA TA Irvin, thanks for 'Empire'
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:02, archived)
# Ninj, YOU'RE ON FUCKING FIRE!!1
*Puts flames out*

Edit: *Relights Ninj* Nothing to see here, move along.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:04, archived)
# no no no
....stoke him!!!..........shirley
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Nooooooooo
There good pictures no need to send him to stoke, no one deserves that
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:09, archived)
# keep him fired up at all costs
......never let good 'shopping cool
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:19, archived)
# * Lightly fans Ninj
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:17, archived)
# Ooh ta!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Haha
You make death funny ;)

In other news, where did all the threads from this morning go?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:06, archived)
# ls18 had a pissyfit and deleted them and then started trolling
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:08, archived)
# uh oh!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Was there any flouncing?
I love a good flounce!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:14, archived)
# just trolling really
it's still going on down there
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:18, archived)
# get over it
or are you trying to keep it going in this thread too?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:47, archived)
# * yawn
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:52, archived)
# that's better
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:54, archived)
# keep it in the thread down there no point having bitching all over b3ta
it pisses off everyone and to be honest it's bored the hell out of me
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:56, archived)
# Quite
I couldn't have put it better myself.

Perhaps you should've given yourself that advice before bringing it up here? Just a thought but go ahead and jump down my throat if you wish. I'm off cos it's gotten so fucking unavoidably boring now.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:59, archived)
# I had no intention to bring anything to this thread
at the same time, I have a right to respond to gossip about me wherever it happens.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:00, archived)
# so is that it over now then?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:03, archived)
# It was over down there until you brought it up here
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:06, archived)
# k coolio
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:08, archived)
# LAST WORD
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:09, archived)
# can this be the last word
floccinaucinihilipilification
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:15, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:16, archived)
# but it's such a nice word
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:17, archived)
# No it isn't.
Cockgasm. Now that's a word.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:19, archived)
# ok so we end on cockgasm
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:21, archived)
# As it indeed all started
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:22, archived)
# Shush.
That'll do Donkey, that'll do.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:06, archived)
# You brought up the subject
Fucking hell, we should have a spastic tax on this board to keep the servers running!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:02, archived)
# I'm sure there will be some passive-aggressive sig changing going on soon
Just to show how much people aren't upset online ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:00, archived)
# Quite
I couldn't have put it better myself.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:57, archived)
# true....no good comes of dragging things on & on
also:no one's right, no-one's wrong....it takes two to tango......maybe everyone just get on with why we came here.............POST PICS................(just a wee non-provocative suggestion)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:01, archived)
# WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT, EH?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:05, archived)
# I'm not even a Star Wars fan....but I know an ace pic when I see one
"top click" :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:07, archived)
# Brilliant
Click 'n Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:10, archived)
# RIP Irvin
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:17, archived)
# 2 tributes in a day :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:30, archived)
# could it be 2 fps in one day?
I hope so
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:31, archived)
# this would need more hummus for that I would say
or any for that matter
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:33, archived)
# There will only ever be one fp
with multiple images and links on.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:34, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:36, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:39, archived)
# ... But that's not important right now
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:39, archived)
# Have this from earlier...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:44, archived)
#
well I thought it was clever
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:19, archived)
# It is, Wobbly Bloke.
I liked it.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:08, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:47, archived)
# I'll be honest, I was expecting a 'surely you can't be serious' line at the bottom ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:31, archived)
# "He's no use to me dead"
*awaits Kershner in Carbonite image*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:36, archived)
# click
*sads*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:36, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:28, archived)
# pfft....
And now Irvin Kershner too...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:30, archived)
# blimey, leslie neilsen AND star wars b3ta opportunities?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:33, archived)
# I blame Ninj
He cursed Kershner by doing a Yoda pic earlier today.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:46, archived)
# no
really?

:(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:37, archived)
# 'fraid so
RIP
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:40, archived)
# Grim.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:50, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:43, archived)
# perhaps oj will get leave for the funeral
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:02, archived)
# I don't think he has enough money left to get out
it is the american legal system where cash can keep you out of prison even after you release a book stating how you killed your wife
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:12, archived)
# I had to do something for the man who shaped my humor very early on in life.


Thanks for some of the best jokes of all time!
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 12:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Is that from Dracula dead and loving it?
I've seen it but don't remember any of it!
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 12:59, archived)
# *reaches cemetery and skids to a halt, crashing into trash cans*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 12:46, archived)
# haha
Did anyone get the license number? anyone? No?
Ok get statements from everyone here.
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 12:51, archived)
# I might actually write that into my will.
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 12:52, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 12:52, archived)
# We're counting on you
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 12:52, archived)
# I've been looking at some ace qoutes today!
Waiter: Sir?
Lt. Frank Drebin: Gimme the strongest thing you got.
[Waiter brings over a greased-up muscle man. Drebin flounders]
Lt. Frank Drebin: Uh... on second thought, how about a black Russian?
Waiter: Very well sir.
[raises eyebrow, looks at camera, shakes head and walks off]
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:05, archived)
# hehe
there's some animated gifs too...
www.gifanatics.com/gif/police-squad-X (replace X with 1 to 10)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:14, archived)
# All right, Striker, you listen, and listen close. Flying a plane is no different from riding a bicycle; it's just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:21, archived)
# A whole thread was deleted :(
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 12:55, archived)
# it'll probably be blamed on me :D

I have issues don't ya know
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 12:56, archived)
# and I just posted the awesome high 5 pic :(
www.b3ta.com/board/10266802





(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 12:58, archived)
# fuck yea!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:07, archived)
# which lens did you use, Jahle.... oh
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:30, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 12:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha, nice
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:00, archived)
# Two whole threads...
www.b3ta.com/board/10266825

I totally blame prodge.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:04, archived)
# shitsticks
I had diagnosis shatner in that thread
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:05, archived)
# "It's worse than that; he's dead, Jim."
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:07, archived)
# has someone died ?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:08, archived)
# and I'm the one with rage issues :D

I'M FUCKING DELETING EVERYTHING!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:06, archived)
# STOP DELETING OTHER PEOPLES THREADS
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:07, archived)
# you shouldn't have posted on that thread anyway
If you had read it, you'd seen that I was going to delete it.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:09, archived)
# you are itob
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:10, archived)
# whatever itob means
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:15, archived)
# what have i missed?
(itob, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:24, archived)
# OK -
Which regular are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:29, archived)
# logged out of your regular account and logged in on the itob account
so I doubt you have missed anything
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:34, archived)
#
(^ What She Said and probably what they are about to all say ¬, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:11, archived)
# but I made you do it right?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:13, archived)
# for the third time
I did it to let you see how annoying it is when YOU do it. You have deleted numerous partial threads of mine and others--that is a little trademark habit of yours. Now, go ahead and make your insane comments, but what I have said is fact.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:18, archived)
# but I forced you to delete both your threads right?.
at the end of the day it wasn't your anger issues that made you do it...
it was all my fault
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:22, archived)
# at the end of the day, you learned that you aren't the only one who will delete.
You also learned that I won't take your crap like some of the obsequious little butt kissers do.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:28, archived)
# like I said in your deleted post
keep telling yourself that and anyone else dumb enough to listen to you, the only thing you proved is that you're the one with anger issues not me sweetheart
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:32, archived)
# Mate just ignore him.
Its one rule for him and another for everyone else.
You wont get anywhere.
Its like Pasanonic all over again.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:34, archived)
# no it's not like Pasanonic all over again.

as he was a spineless cunt who threatened me by saying he had my address and was going to come up and 'sort me out'

he was then invited to do so by me..and was found out to be full of shit
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:38, archived)
# You are acting exactly like him.
Calm it down.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:42, archived)
# and still you see nothing wrong with your dysfunctional relationships on this forum
Issues man, issues
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:42, archived)
# by saying I have issues over and over like a broken record

doesn't make it so...but please keep telling yourself that
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:44, archived)
# Issues, boy, issues
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:46, archived)
# so you've said seems like that's all you've got on me

and you don't have issues...2 deleted threads today, and a few others I could mention.

but it's all because of me right?...right?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:20, archived)
# Issues, boy
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:22, archived)
# so you say
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:23, archived)
# This is better then watching East Enders
or X-Fuckter!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:29, archived)
# same old shite different song
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:31, archived)
# I L33T HAX D3L3T3 U C0MM3NT$


(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:12, archived)
# hmm.. internets is serious bizniz
whenever I'm on here I always read everything as if it's been written as a joke.

including this.

Granted, including this is not much of a punchline... but a jokes a joke dammit.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:12, archived)
# haha just like everyone reads what I say in a shouty angry way.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:14, archived)
# I FUCKING DON'T!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:18, archived)
# you, like every one else here, have my voice reading them
yay for not having a frame of audio reference!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:31, archived)
# I'm the same
no point taking what a random collection of strangers say to heart.

I've said it before that 90% of the flames on here are tongue in cheek, just seems a few people take it personally and then post abuse every time someone (Prodj) posts.
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:15, archived)
# indeed...but why worry about it.

after all I'm the one with anger issues...right?


pffh :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:19, archived)
# I've noticed that you seem to follow him around with your nose in his butt
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:32, archived)
# Shhhhh now child no point starting to troll everyone
there's a good boy run along now
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:37, archived)
# haha, I wondered how you would dismiss it
but go back and look at the threads when your buddy is pissing people off, and see what you do. The data is there--draw your own conclusions.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:40, archived)
# I like the way that you call other people cunts and wasn't it a couple of weeks ago you posted racist bullshit
and then had a hissy flounce when Fiend had a go at you
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:43, archived)
# This has nothing to do with the aforementioned butt kissing
That still stands, doesn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:51, archived)
# so no comment on acting like a cunt?
I would love to see the proof of the arse kissing, maybe a bit of oral sex but no anal.

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:54, archived)
# I'll be happy to, in the proper order--
your issue is still hanging out there.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:59, archived)
# And in english that would be ...
your calling everyone a cunt and then deleting threads, posting racist pictures and acting like a troll

Well done you win hypocrite of the week award.

and before you deny it just scroll up you started trolling me not the other way around.

if you have issues with people just hit the ignore button and stop trying to get the attention that daddy obviously isn't giving you
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:07, archived)
# A few posts back you said:
"no point taking what a random collection of strangers say to heart." It's easy to stay aloof like that until someone rattles your chain, right? So when I rattled your chain, you took it to heart--got pissed and removed yourself from my fan list. What a fucking little hypocrite. Now maybe you can better understand people's reactions to your buddy, by looking at your own behavior when people piss you off.

I have no use for him nor anyone who emulates or supports him
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:14, archived)
# at what point do you think I'm pissed off?
did the little joke about oral but not anal give you that impression?

and I clicked the un-freind button because you are acting like a cock
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:16, archived)
# here's all you need to know
I have no use for him nor anyone who emulates or supports him
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:19, archived)
# then just click ignore and move on with your life
it's only a message board for pictures, when you act like a troll you make yourself look a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:21, archived)
# If you've noticed, I'm not the only one on here tonight who feels the way I do
and the more you align yourself with that sort of thing, the more you'll will start to look like the cunt too. Move on with your own life--I'll do fine with mine.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:24, archived)
# why are you so wound up
that you start trolling random people, and alignment??? wtf it's not a war.
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:27, archived)
# let's just say I'm sick of bullshit
and you got into it because you chimed in with bullshit of your own.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:30, archived)
# the only bullshit I have seen today is yours
get over yourself and stop acting like a spoilt child
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:34, archived)
# I'm having fun
so why don't you kiss my fat ass LOL
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:40, archived)
# are you not missing dora the explorer?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:42, archived)
# ^ This wins!
* Adds Paul P to friends
* Put LS18 on Ignore
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:58, archived)
# :'( you had me on ignore
it's just getting silly and childish.
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Never..
I am supprised that I did not have you as a friend though - I have sorted that now...
* Starts singing
♫ I Love You ♫ You Love Me ♫ We're a Happy Family ♫ With a Great Big Hug and a Kiss from me you... ♫

* Sicks a little
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:11, archived)
# was that a barney song?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:14, archived)
# ?
a barney song
The Barney song!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:24, archived)
# I need a bigger monitor
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:26, archived)
# I bet you say that to all the girls.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:56, archived)
# nah
I just get a smaller webcam so it looks bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:58, archived)
# ^ all this and you don't have anger issues?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:35, archived)
# he's right though
you are a sycophantic little cunt.
(itob, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:34, archived)
# and at the end of the day you're a troll
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:36, archived)
# sign back into your regular account cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:37, archived)
# reminds me of Sancho Panza blindly following Don Quixote :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:51, archived)
# why are you replying to your own account?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:57, archived)
# try not to be more ignorant than you have been so far
I have no clue who itob is, and neither have you apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:04, archived)
# do you have a bumper sticker on your trike that reads
keep on trolling
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:05, archived)
# haha!
Although you might want to ease off on the literary references if you want him to understand what you mean.
(itob, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:04, archived)
# lulz i wuz trolled
*yawn
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:07, archived)
# guess so
maybe I can find a less obscure reference in a comic book :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:16, archived)
# I would like to think of myself more as a Holden Caulfield sort of protagonist
in some form of Salinger style tale.
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:24, archived)
# classic trolling action
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:39, archived)
# well, being told to "fuck off" in a non tongue in cheek way, for making a very b3ta-esque joke is a bit.......shit.
but i ripped it off from billy connelly anyway so fuck it

:D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:10, archived)
# ???
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:14, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10266737
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:16, archived)
# I can't really comment on what prodj posts
but I can see what your saying
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:23, archived)
# everyone is cunting everone in the fuck
it's that festive time of year again!!!!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:29, archived)
# looks like it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:41, archived)
# "I can't really comment on what prodj posts"
wut? Does he have an injunction out?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:30, archived)
# his head's so far up prod's ass that he can't comment on anything
(everything is muffled :D)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:37, archived)
# oh joy all the trolls are coming out of the woodwork
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:39, archived)
# My comment hardly counts as trolling.
edit: I only logged in to see how LN's passing was being marked.
Imagine my delight to find a massive angry thread with you backing up prodge.
Joy indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:51, archived)
# No your right it doesn't and
I can't give the motives for what prodj posts so I can't really comment on why he posted it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:56, archived)
# Very much so
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:33, archived)
# I love this reply
I've no idea what it's replying to though, I can't work out the indents on this thread (!)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 15:01, archived)
# shame
it was a good read

:D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:06, archived)
# I was enjoying it
what is the point in arguing on the internet
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:11, archived)
# i dunno, i try to keep it too a minimum myself
y'know, not be a cunt and all that :)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:14, archived)
# What was the point of all that?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:12, archived)
# well it started with me winding up a pedant.....
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:16, archived)
# Oh well ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:22, archived)
# we all know that b3ta is only a cover for him
he actually has another window minimized with "how to kill off the greys".
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Angry B3ta
seems angry today.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:45, archived)
# it was all LOL and reminiscent this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:49, archived)
# I must work
on my timing.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:55, archived)
# Fucking hell
my eyes hurt
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:11, archived)
# Would this guy be driving?
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:03, archived)
# hahaha god I hope so
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:04, archived)
# ^^^^^^
Paul said it spot on!
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:06, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:07, archived)
# hahaha, Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:44, archived)
# I love this :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 14:02, archived)
# he maybe alive now...
but I've seen The Omen:

some ones about to be impaaled/sliced ina diagonal manner.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:14, archived)
[challenge entry] daily outing from the old jokes' home
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 12:37, archived)
# pffh
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 12:57, archived)
# Nice bum...
bag. pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:05, archived)
# haha!
I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 16:23, archived)

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