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'ningles all.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:05, archived)

:o)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:07, archived)

Those aren't tanks.

They're parcially buried darleks

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:09, archived)

Is there no end to their fiendishness?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:14, archived)

The do break from fiendishness for a spot of light afternoon tea at about 4pm.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:20, archived)

Why has this not been done before?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:12, archived)

That's what the vacuum said.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:14, archived)

g~morn..ha..henry's large hat

(Sherbs, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:13, archived)

Hahah that's better!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:14, archived)

HIs nose is oddly not plugged it.

woo

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:15, archived)

Bring back Henry!

He shall walk this land once more, and possibly go to tescos or something.

(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 13:03, archived)

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industrial_bunny, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:37, archived)

is he knopsed?

or is he just like that anyway?

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:48, archived)

There isn't really any need......

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industrial_bunny, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:54, archived)

just what the board needs right now...............unshopped Fred Pickles

well done that man...................keep 'em comin'

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:33, archived)

as I mentioned earlier...

www.b3ta.com/board/10298646

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:50, archived)

sorry, no reason. I just like his puff-pastry face.....

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industrial_bunny, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:57, archived)

I was attempting to use the phenomenon whereby one is looking at a flock of - for example - falficores from a great distance but is unable to see them because of one's inability to distinguish individual creatures at such a range, whereupon they suddenly coalesce and flock together, gathering into a tighter grouping and becoming suddenly visible as though out of nothing, as a metaphor for the often equally precipitous experience of conceptual comprehension.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 13:01, archived)

he leaves a bitter taste in my mouth.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 13:56, archived)

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:26, archived)

Scandinavian Chuckle Brothers Gay Porn Shocker!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:28, archived)

No that's not something you hear every day

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:31, archived)

May I pop this Winston Churchill and Jo Brand hyrbid in here?

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Ninj, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:29, archived)

yes you can because it's brill!

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:36, archived)

Ooh ta! Don't forget Mrs Pitt and Mr Del Torro had a son...

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Ninj, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:41, archived)

These are ace!

Why are people leaving no commence? :(

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 13:04, archived)

^this^

and also, phwoar!

(Rural Swelley no, it's pronounced eye-gore, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:11, archived)

awesome!!

(hreqz, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 13:25, archived)

disturbing

yet I can't look away. Damn you c_kick, you made me Scandigayvian!

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:39, archived)

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:52, archived)

Yikes that is one demented dog

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:56, archived)

thats amazing

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 13:31, archived)

flatpack furniture has the opposite effect on me....

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:05, archived)

Erecstiiff

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:57, archived)

Hehe

They look like they're enjoying that a bit too much
*click*

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Sheep!, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 0:05, archived)

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Ninj, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:40, archived)

Shuriken!

Clickage.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:41, archived)

Ha ha ha... This made me laugh far to much...

* Needs more Danny Devito character but CLICKS anyway.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:41, archived)

hahaha wonderful

...In othernews, I have a massive case of that "wuzzy-woozy-headed" feeling you get in the hours before coming down with a really nasty cold, I'm quite enjoying it.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:02, archived)

Sounds like cat flu.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:06, archived)

*Imagines spending the next three days batting bits of string and chasing rubber mice round the floor*

sounds fun :D

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:08, archived)

whisky, you need some whisky

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:07, archived)

That's good then

because I was bought a bottle of this for Christmas

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:10, archived)

I'll take ten.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:18, archived)

The best Whisky in the world

is Edradour but unfortunately I do not have a lot left from Christmas.
:(

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:19, archived)

oooh ta muchly

I'll keep an eye out for that.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:22, archived)

My favourite is currently

This

It needs more than a splash of water to make it drinkable as it's a distillery bottling at 60.5% ABV.

Toffee and Chocolate notes which made it lovely over Christmas.

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JebediahSpringfield, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 13:21, archived)

Yey

and they sell www.thewhiskyexchange.com/P-1902.aspx Edradour
* Orders Eleventeen

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:35, archived)

That's good

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:04, archived)

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:33, archived)

including your pic

this has to be the most disturbing compo ever.

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:35, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:38, archived)

The horror.

The horror.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:42, archived)

Wowsers!

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:45, archived)

Woo!

They is mamorific! Gif source? (not freebase ta)

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Weetobix, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:20, archived)

ask and ye

shall receive , you dirty old letch

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 13:40, archived)

Lovely Jubblies!

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Weetobix, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:19, archived)

Is that me?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:21, archived)

That's such a strange coincidence

hahahah

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 13:44, archived)

hehe

not really a coincidence though - standard b3ta operating rules state that all animated gifs must feature freebase. 100% trufax.

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 13:57, archived)

especially if norks are involved I suppose.

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:10, archived)

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:10, archived)

ris?

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:32, archived)

Wolf entry.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:33, archived)

that makes it no clearer

What's wolf entry?

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:37, archived)

It's the opposite of angel entry, by the looks of things

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:50, archived)

Google "Nigel Farage + crash"

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:43, archived)

topical

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:45, archived)

Just thought he looked like he could do with an inflatable slide

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:53, archived)

I think we could all do with an inflatable slide, sometimes.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:55, archived)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:57, archived)

no wonder I didn't get it

A ukip twat who I've never heard of crashes his plane 9 months ago.

I prefer this story: www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&source=hp&biw=1280&bih=666&q=carrie+fisher+travolta&aq=f&aqi=&aql=f&oq=&gs_rfai=

Love carry fisher!

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:36, archived)

CHT?

i don't get it

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:42, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:36, archived)

No outdoor footwear!

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Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:37, archived)

Rootard

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:41, archived)

He DOES look a bit remedial...

ner ner ner nan na na na ner ner ner ner ner ner ner nan na na na ner ner ner ner ner ner ner nan na na na ner ner ner ner ner ner ner nan na na na ner ner ner ner ner ner ner nan na na na ner ner ner ner ner ner ner nan na na na ner ner ner ner

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:43, archived)

^ This

and that is exactly how I remember the theme tune!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:08, archived)

...then at the end...

...naw naw naw waw waw!

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:32, archived)

Heh :D

I'll just stick this cheeky pearoast down 'ere

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:51, archived)

boo

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:58, archived)

Argh!

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:14, archived)

oops

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:16, archived)

Un. Canny.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:02, archived)

Howdy Captain

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:10, archived)

Happy New Year, Forbes.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:29, archived)

Heh :D

Fear him!

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 9:44, archived)

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Frogbeat, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:00, archived)

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Frogbeat, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:04, archived)

Does it have a snooze button?

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Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:00, archived)

Ctrl & F4

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:09, archived)

is that michael j fox?

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:34, archived)

A thing of Joy :)

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:44, archived)

Haha :)

It's also reminded me of an idea I had a while back...

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Monty Propps, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:46, archived)

Tribs said "what about some Gerry Rafferty tributes" as he's dead.

I was trying to think of something that involved Rafferty and Baker Street by making him Sherlock Holmes and his pipe as a saxophone but it was getting too contrived and I just ended up closing Photoshop and putting the kettle on.

So my tribute is a cup of tea and this picture of Bob Holness as a seam-pirate.

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:29, archived)

Haha!

Stuart Maconie (or was it David Quantik) has a lot to answer for

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:32, archived)

It was Maconie

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:43, archived)

Bob Holness has also laid claim to making Elvis laugh on the live version of "Lonesome Tonight".

I like his style.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:52, archived)

Fond mammories of Collins and Maconie's Hit Parade:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXBEeksSqTU

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:32, archived)

Haha

I was thinking this when I read it in the Metro this morning

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:37, archived)

Thinking what?

About Bob Holness as a seam-pirate?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:01, archived)

Something in that area, yes

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:24, archived)

i'll have an AARR please bob

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:12, archived)

HAhahahahaha Bravo sir

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:04, archived)

Morning b3tans

I can't believe the board hasn't moved since I went to bed, Sir Clive would turn in his grave

Right, I'm going to have a shit and then I'm off to see a man about a dog. What are you upto today my fellow b3tards.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:18, archived)

He didn't do so well on Celebrity Mastermind.

But I still love his beardy face.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:20, archived)

He was busy thinking of new ways of Eco transportation

To concentrate on mastermind.

Either that or he was thinking about hot and brainy sex with carol vorderman.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:24, archived)

I dunno I might've considered her the anti-Clive

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:27, archived)

If they had sex the universe would implode

In a matter/anti matter clash.

Or am I thinking of hawking and vorderman.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:37, archived)

Can hawkings have sex?

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Paul_P, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:43, archived)

Hawking is the overmind, he gorges on minds like Vorderman's who have broken the rules.

When it comes to Ragnarok he will begin to feast on her after catching her in his robotic talons while she was doing her unscrupulous deeds.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:44, archived)

Think of the children..

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Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:30, archived)

brother of him:

ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTYzMTM5NzI0Nl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwNzExNzM3._V1._SX485_SY322_.jpg

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:37, archived)

Access Denied.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:41, archived)

It would have been Steve Carell

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:51, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:54, archived)

I have to use glitter pens to liven up a school bag.

Not mine.
I hate glitter.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:00, archived)

Getting to know blue.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:12, archived)

Oh blimey

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZW4PcdOXxoA

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:13, archived)

hahah

Wonderful.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:21, archived)

Avatar 2

The Avatar and I (and shitty fucking magnets)

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:21, archived)

My brother used to work in the factory

where they made those 'Bloo' toilet blocks. He would come home looking a bit like that. Except not wearing pyjamas or bald.

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:50, archived)

Dr. Manhattan Does Panto.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:56, archived)

"he's behind you!"

"also in front of you"
"and to either side"
"and back in the lab"

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RRNot is a miserable sinner, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:57, archived)

(JoePesky, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 1:25, archived)

this is not getting the replies it deserves

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PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 1:44, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 5:37, archived)

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Not Pineapple anymore, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:09, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:26, archived)

(Fly Projector, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 4:58, archived)

this is amazing

best thing eva *clicks*

(JoePesky, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 5:05, archived)

one of my first anims on adobe flash thingy, never liked it, prefer PS

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 6:11, archived)

O_O

* I watched that for far to long

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 6:43, archived)

haha

it's shit but ok suppose

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 7:09, archived)

I love repetitive shit...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 7:16, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 7:17, archived)

it's far too early for this

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Paul_P, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 8:41, archived)

It's like harking back

to the days of Geocities and excessive animated gifs.

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 8:58, archived)

Gerry Rafferty's died

Let's have some tributes.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 8:55, archived)

I thought there might be a whole bunch of programs about Star Wars

But it was just a bunch on crap filled with mindless celebrities.

(MHz, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 0:23, archived)

So pleased I chose this moment to log onto /board after such a long absence

Hmph. Away I go again.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 0:27, archived)

Will this keep you?

Because i really enjoy you coming onto the board, contributing nothing, and then complaining that there is nothing to read, a problem for which the cause is, people coming onto the board and contributing nothing.

(MHz, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 0:39, archived)

hahah

(sanguine badger spirits in the room tickle you like a sneaky prawn, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 4:21, archived)

David Walliams and Stephen Fry?

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lord loaf, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 8:40, archived)

I thought it was 3-star wars.

You know, like wars of a generally good standard but nothing to write home about. Eg Bush Snr's invasion of Iraq.

The 1914-1918 war of course is the widely recognised standard of a 5-star war. Personally I prefer the Crimean. Only rated 4-stars by most reviewers but it had a homely feel about it that appealed greatly to me.

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Ratsta, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 0:29, archived)

Are there any wars that would get a one from you?

(MHz, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 0:47, archived)

Tough question.

The War of the Roses, I think. The 1989 one with Douglas/Turner/deVito.

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Ratsta, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 6:57, archived)

I prefer this one...

(Testicles just for you, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 0:49, archived)

I am looking forward to watching Star Wars in 3D!!!! 3D EVERYWHERE!

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 1:17, archived)

Apparently it's been orbiting the earth since 1999

source

(Cyril the Squirrel is not a real squirrel, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 0:20, archived)

The math of.......

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The only Dave is pushing things forward, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 23:30, archived)

CAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

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Captain Howdy, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 23:38, archived)

he'd have yo be careful not to split her...

but the results would be worth it!

(astraboy, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 22:47, archived)

excellent use of white space there

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 22:48, archived)

Downloading paintbrush and not having a clue how to use it was the cause...

(astraboy, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 22:50, archived)

have yout tried paint.net?

i haven't but others have raved about it on here

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 22:52, archived)

Threadjack!

Anyone been to London Miles gallery? I'm off there this week and quite looking forward to it.

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 22:52, archived)

i'm sure someone must have

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 22:53, archived)

I'd have thunk so,

but it doesn't open weekends, so reduces options. It's my first tip off for interesting less touristy London stuff to do.

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 22:57, archived)

I went there and did a shit in the form of my name in the corner*

*may not be true, still a dream....

(JoePesky, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 23:06, archived)

That sounds a bit too highbrow..

I'll see what I can do for you though.

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 23:17, archived)

If your name is C J, it's just about possible.

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Not Pineapple anymore, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:36, archived)

I didn't like it... Not only did he forgot the three pubes on each ball

he forgot the sodding balls!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 6:48, archived)

I like how the bottom half creates my own joke

but I don't get it

(JoePesky, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 22:51, archived)

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam you.....

....zoom+save+post without checking=big white bit

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The only Dave is pushing things forward, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 22:58, archived)

/links has become so slow it's rather unvisitable these days

what occurs?

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 23:08, archived)

I'm having problems with /board too

Same thing happened before the new year but it seemed to improve for a while. Now it's back where it was.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 23:09, archived)

Me to

And another hit's the sky:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkS169P_Eeo

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 23:12, archived)

/board is loading slowly for me too

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 23:11, archived)

And me.

I think I'm off now, night /board.

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 23:18, archived)

yey

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sooperdave, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 23:34, archived)

They'd best be dancing to 'cookin by the book'....

(astraboy, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 23:40, archived)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 23:43, archived)

Epic scope!

*nominates for Oscar*

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Captain Howdy, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 23:47, archived)

Smurfs don't got shadowz?

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 1:24, archived)

no, just dark reflections

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PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 1:27, archived)

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Not Pineapple anymore, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:56, archived)

This image was never designed

for an iPhone screen.

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The Togaboy The world will end on, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 1:55, archived)

I'd imagine this is what their office Christmas parties are like

www.white-spacedesign.com/

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 23:48, archived)

THIS version of Cookin By The Book what I just found?

HAHAHAHA!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQp5l4-sfFA

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 0:05, archived)

What a drag . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 22:46, archived)

hahaha

is this David Dees' garden gate?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 22:48, archived)

It might as well be !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 22:51, archived)

And they keep on coming

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 22:55, archived)

There is no stopping them !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 22:57, archived)

Valinworld welcomes careful drivers.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 23:01, archived)

Mind the bumps !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 23:02, archived)

mmmmm

I love sprouts ;)

(JoePesky, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 23:06, archived)

Yummmmmmm . . . I'm hoping the feeling is mutual . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 23:19, archived)

Feedback on my short film:

Hey guys.

Just recently joined but was wondering if you would mind giving some feedback on my short action film?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW_iGLqTrrU

Thanks.

Nick.

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Newcott, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 22:16, archived)

uh oh

links is thataway dude/noob/spammer ----

(JoePesky, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 22:18, archived)

Sure.

Here's the thing, I'm 30 seconds into the film and I'm still seeing credits for cunts I've never heard of and couldn't care less about.
So I've stopped watching.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 22:18, archived)

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

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Laice , was Rogitating on, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 22:19, archived)

My first post was a massive pic of Mel Gibson, got slated!

(Mattyla "will make you moist" at, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 22:21, archived)

In fairness,

that's Mel's fault, not yours.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 22:22, archived)

here's some feedback

*EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 22:22, archived)

I'd rather watch Star Wars.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 22:23, archived)

Not intentionally spamming just keen to know what people think. Simple as. My apologies if in the wrong place for feedback.

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Newcott, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 22:25, archived)

Try /links

But don't delete the thread here. Just pretend it didn't happen and read no further...

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 22:26, archived)

Dude I was serious.

Put the credits at the end. You'll get more views.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 22:27, archived)

I should mention

I'm a top film producer and stunt man. And a model.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 22:30, archived)

Yes, but you're only a hand model

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 22:32, archived)

and a key-grip

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 22:33, archived)

i used to be a key grip

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 22:39, archived)

the only thing i know about key grips is what i read in Naked Gun credits

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 22:45, archived)

in the UK, grips have nothing at all to do with lighting or set construction

www.ehow.co.uk/about_6697585_job-description-key-grip.html

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 22:50, archived)

Did you have a best boy?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 22:52, archived)

only once

and i didn't like him

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 22:53, archived)

I have learned something today

it sounds fun

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 22:52, archived)

it is

if a little competitive and political

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 22:55, archived)

It's a start.

They've promised me some arm work soon.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 22:43, archived)

I thought you were WikiMan!

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PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 0:23, archived)

I'm a multi-faceted individual, Pedro.

Did I tell you about my job at the BBC? You know all those missing words, spelling errors, and run-on sentences in news reports on the BBC News website? It's my job to put those in.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 3:59, archived)

don't worry about it

this part of the site is for crude photoshoppery
talk is for talking bollocks and being a prick
question of the week is for lies
and links is for posting interesting links and stuff you've made that isn't anything of the above

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 22:31, archived)

Thanks.

For the heads up.

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Newcott, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 22:35, archived)

^this should be the entire contents of the b3ta wikipedia article

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 8:09, archived)

I think you're a bit early for Christmas

Some of the scenes are pretty good, others are bad.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 22:27, archived)

Feedback?

Invest in better actors, or find less-wooden friends.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 22:59, archived)

Is recession over, pt. 2

hey guys what you think is recession over or we are up for really bad times especiallyy IT sector

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 23:29, archived)

(Testicles just for you, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 23:59, archived)

To be honest, I was put off by the running time.

If you are trying to make a viral, then in my opinion it needs to be short and snappy, as most people are not going to give up quarter of an hour to watch something without good reason.

The comment above about the credits is right - you are likely to lose viewers before it even starts if you don't instantly grab their interest.

That said, I skipped through bits, and it does look well shot and edited.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 2:13, archived)

Thanks

Well we where aiming for a short film rather then a quick sketch - looking at the engagement we don't loose that many due to opening credits - people either watch or skip forward.

Would be nix to go viral don't get me wrong but we've had some awesome feedback so far.

Couple be more pleased with the Editor he did an amazing job with the issues we faced (for example the main actors where never in on the same day)

Always cheers all for watching :)

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Newcott, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:20, archived)

Bit of feedback

Fuck off over to links cock nose

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Paul_P, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 8:38, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 22:15, archived)

hahah

angry dilophosaurus-looking-lizard is angry ! :D

(JoePesky, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 22:17, archived)

Haha

Woo yay! (does anyone even say that anymore?)

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 22:21, archived)

Sometimes

but not usually in response to shit like this :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 22:23, archived)

Not so fucking Jolie.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 22:24, archived)

Comparison lizard

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 22:25, archived)

Gary Oldlizard/ Gary Younglizard

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 22:27, archived)

This made me laugh like a retard

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 22:31, archived)

hahaha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 22:24, archived)

No frills . . . no problem !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 22:30, archived)

Here endeth the lezzon

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 22:31, archived)

OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 22:40, archived)

I don't think it even deserves that to be honest.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 22:44, archived)

Ha-ha!

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Captain Howdy, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 23:04, archived)

what is this shit

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PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 0:34, archived)

It's like that other shit I posted

but this is fresher.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 1:05, archived)

I just realized it's not on the popular page

fuck I hate every one of you bastards.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 1:06, archived)

awesome!

I was just about to put on my coat and go to the neighbors to borrow a cup of fresh shit, but now I can stay home and relax by the warm glow of my LCD

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PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 1:10, archived)

Frilled lizard,

Eddie Izzard.

You've got to have a system.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:12, archived)

Apologies for TOAP

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 21:55, archived)

no information held...

wha?

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 21:58, archived)

Just seen the news....

"Hear it first on b3ta..."

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 22:00, archived)

hahaha

nice!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 22:54, archived)

Took me a while!

I never actually released he wrote that song till today.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 1:58, archived)

Nicely played.

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Zuowan, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 5:11, archived)

it's film voting time again!

tonight's choices are:
return of the king
zombieland
demons
jaws
the crazies
the evil dead

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 21:31, archived)

all of these

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 21:32, archived)

i can't watch them all!

i do need some sleep tonight, you know

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 21:35, archived)

I watched One Eyed Monster on new years eve.

It was too bad even for the ridiculously drunk. Awesome plot though!
Jaws.

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 21:37, archived)

sounds like dodgy porn

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 21:38, archived)

I watched, one-eyed, Monster on New Year's Eve.

All that money I spent on my 3D TV was wasted.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 21:42, archived)

It was, kinda.

Ron Jeremy gets hit by something from outerspace and his cock jumps off and starts killing all the other porn stars. It was/is both hilarious and horrendous.

EDIT: SFW ish, but perhaps not really to be recommended.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xok_rlNoZ4o

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 21:45, archived)

aaahhh!

is that real or am I really a schmuck...?

dear god!

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 21:57, archived)

It was on the horror channel on sky.

Which means no doubt it is on for the next month. Trust me though, really not as funny as it should be.

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 22:09, archived)

i was twatted on new year's eve

didn't get any sleep, i was so ratted someone managed to slip 2 pills into my drink without me noticing! still, great night ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 21:41, archived)

didn't you say you pulled?

how's that going?

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 21:49, archived)

forgot to get his number

we were both in a sorry state. hoping my mate's mate will pass on my number to him

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 21:54, archived)

good luck :D

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 21:59, archived)

ta :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 22:03, archived)

I just stuck to a few rum and gingers.

The party that was supposed to happen didn't, but I did enjoy visiting my old haunts and eating flaps and curry sauce on the steps again with my mate. It was like being 15 again!

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 21:51, archived)

i drank far too much bacardi and vodka

then went to a new year's day party and wound up in the christmas tree

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 21:55, archived)

As you do..

Still helped them take it down I guess.

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 22:07, archived)

Jaws

Fo' Sho'

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 21:34, archived)

The Crazies . . . of course !

Roooooooooooooooooll it !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 21:34, archived)

how is crazzie formed

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 21:52, archived)

deformed

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 22:04, archived)

ZOMBIELAND!!!!!!!!!! Love that film!

the crazies isn't funny enough.

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 21:38, archived)

Return of the zombie, demon jaws, goes crazie and dies

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 21:40, archived)

if this was a film, i'd watch it

jaws is winning so far

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 21:41, archived)

Everytime I have watched the Crazies I have been tres drunk

Well, twice. Can't remember it, any good?

(JoePesky, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 21:41, archived)

not bad

there's a great explosion

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 21:42, archived)

Looks like.....

....you're gonna need a bigger list.

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The only Dave is pushing things forward, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 21:42, archived)

i'd put up my entire list

but there's some disney in the mix and it turns out i DO have some small amount of shame

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 21:46, archived)

King of Kong....

...one of the best films made in the last decade. Rent it.

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The only Dave is pushing things forward, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 22:16, archived)

Return of the King

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 21:58, archived)

i think that will be tomorrow night's choice

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 22:02, archived)

evil dead

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 22:24, archived)

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