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# Clown Zombies!
Loving the new graphics tablet. Taking requests and critiques.

(Tazeredblackman Putting a stick in your spokes., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:16, archived)
# CDC Dog FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:17, archived)
# CDC. It's the law.
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:17, archived)
#
I DID MY CDC! I'M TIRED OF ALL THESE MOTHERFUCKING CDCS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING AIRPLANE!
(Tazeredblackman Putting a stick in your spokes., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:19, archived)
# CDC?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:20, archived)
# Crisp Development Corporation
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:28, archived)
# Compact Disk Commander
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:30, archived)
# I like this a lot
More zombie clowns, if you please.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:17, archived)
# The army, battling a rampaging horde of alien squirrels with tits
oh, wait, you're not Jolly Jack.

fine... DEATHKLOK!
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:18, archived)
# requests
standup comedian cartoon for standup comedy club poster.

strong outlines for cheap printing in black and white.
(waxdart hello., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:22, archived)
# So, some sort of Comedy Design Cartoon?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:24, archived)
# oh fuck no.
(waxdart hello., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:26, archived)
# CDC?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:23, archived)
# very nice
I would like to see a robotic monkey shitting out fire on a squirrel with a gun for a penis and in the background the Sun is pissing in the face of Charlie Chaplin's zombie ghost.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:25, archived)
# All that typing when you could've just said Lindsay Lohan.
(Tazeredblackman Putting a stick in your spokes., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:26, archived)
# add her too with a smoking crackpipe dangling out her flaps
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:32, archived)
# Fucking awesome
and welcome to b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:27, archived)
# I have a request. Stick around until Smash Monkey comes on tonight
then show this to her. She loves clowns.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:27, archived)
# No CDC=fake
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:33, archived)
# My CDC was a few pages back, along with some other art.
(Tazeredblackman Putting a stick in your spokes., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:35, archived)
# This is excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:49, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:56, archived)
# pain in the arse advert
(jerpster gordon ramsey does not own chip shops, allegedly, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:51, archived)
# I like his hat
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha... ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:57, archived)
# sweet sweet sphericals
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:02, archived)
# Laser hat
is going to kill us all
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:03, archived)
# Laser hat is David Bowie
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:09, archived)
# David Bowie is Emma Thompson
in disguise.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:02, archived)
# thats exactly what should happen to him
(jerpster gordon ramsey does not own chip shops, allegedly, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:07, archived)
# it doesn't bother me int he slightest
but it seems to annoy the fuck out of many people, i'd imagine if that guy ever gets noticed he'll get the shite kicked out of him.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Never had it so good
(Steelrat The thief of bad gags., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:45, archived)
# IT FUCKING WORKS
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:47, archived)
# She has an amble bosom...
Is it going to wobble out of her blouse?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:00, archived)
# I`m counting on that.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:03, archived)
# cool
(waxdart hello., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:25, archived)
# Hee hee.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:01, archived)
# Newsletter subject line compo
don't be a whiner
write a one-liner
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:43, archived)
# * Contains more cheese than Big Jim Slade
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:45, archived)
# RIP Russel Crowe
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:46, archived)
# GSP
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:48, archived)
# DEFECTING TO YOUR INBOX
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:46, archived)
# IN AMONGST ALL THE USUAL JOKES, WE'VE INCUDED A NEW ONE THIS WEEK
and then inside:

APRIL FOOL! It's just the same old jokes really!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:46, archived)
# I remember the tagline on Viz one time:
"All your favourite joke".
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:50, archived)
# It's very Vizesque, I'll admit
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:56, archived)
# Hahaha I liked it when they bumped the price up again and declared proudly
Now even MORE expensive!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:59, archived)
# I boked at their Fat Slags tagline:
"It's not as runny as it used to be"
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:17, archived)
# READ THIS YOU WANKERS
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:46, archived)
# FUCK US UP OUR SHIT PIPES ITS THE NEWSLETTER
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:47, archived)
# WHY IS THIS IN CAPS LOCK?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:47, archived)
# NEWSLETTER TITLE ALL IN CAPS AGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:49, archived)
# This is not a mail list, this is our newsletter, now, FUCK OFF.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:48, archived)
# ANGEL DELIGHT RELEASE NEW MOUSSA KOUSSA FLAVOUR
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:48, archived)
# IMMINENT TSUNAMI OFF BLACKPOOL EXPECTED TO REACH HEIGHTS OF 3CM - DONKEY RIDES MOVED UP BEACH
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:48, archived)
# imagine all the turds:(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:50, archived)
# That's Blackpool Tourist Board's strapline.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:51, archived)
# Yeh
they'd have to move those up the beach too.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I have actually witnessed the tide come in at Blackpool. All the donkey eggs bobbing around in the waves is a sight to bring terror to the heart of any errant paddler.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:59, archived)
# ^ Racist
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:02, archived)
# FUKUS THIS NEWSLETTER'S GONNA EXPLODE
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:48, archived)
# <meta HTTP-EQUIV="REFRESH" content="0; url=http://boards.4chan.org/b/">
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:49, archived)
# WEUNDERVALUEANYCAR.COM
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:49, archived)
# CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT... NEWSLETTER
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:50, archived)
# RIOTS CONTINUE IN LIBYA - EMMETT BROWN UNAVAILABLE FOR COMMENT
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:50, archived)
# NO MORE HORSE LOVE
(as www.deagostini.com.au/ilovehorses/ is dead)
(I helped save b3ta! gone, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:52, archived)
# :'o(
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:53, archived)
# really?
:///////////////
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:54, archived)
# I am both happy and sad at this news
BarryHeadwound will be devastated
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:55, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:37, archived)
# See. Told you.
cup of tea, Barry?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:42, archived)
# Sadness. :¬(
Many a time that theme has parped around the office.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:01, archived)
# Forward this to your mum on Sunday
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:52, archived)
# ^ This.
This should be mandatory for all b3tains!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:14, archived)
# PHELPING YOUR INBOX BECAUSE GOD HATES FAQS
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:54, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:00, archived)
# B3ta Newsletter and April Fools. HELP! IM BEING SUCKED INTO A CALAMITY SINGULARITY!
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:56, archived)
# NO NEWSLETTER THIS WEEK AS ITS FULL OF APRIL FOOLS BOLLOCKS
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:56, archived)
# Once again we're funding future terrorists
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:58, archived)
# Risk of uNclear Contamination After Blackpool Earthquake
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:59, archived)
# Libyan La Leader Loco
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:01, archived)
# it's all shit, get over it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:02, archived)
# April Fools day edition
or is it?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:03, archived)
# RIP Eddie Stobbart
a great sadness is felt by people of haulages

(credit to Archie, I'm just shoving it in because he doesn't seem to be about)



(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:06, archived)
# "Fuck me, is that the time?"
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:07, archived)
# yay! it's fucking time!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:09, archived)
# Proofread by Jacqueline Howett
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:09, archived)
# "Fuck off!"
Also: "The Greek Seaman" is a really bad title for a book whichever way you slice it. It sounds like a really unappetising starter.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:14, archived)
# People are recognising the taste of feta far too quickly nowadays.
And don't ask about where the batter on your saganaki comes from...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:26, archived)
# there you are
b3ta.com/board/10379713
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:19, archived)
# hehe, cheers
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:19, archived)
# By the time you read this all the you tube links will be down.
(waxdart hello., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:10, archived)
# Ha ha!
It's like a race to see how many you can watch before they get taken down.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:26, archived)
# April Fools Day will now be on April 2nd thanks to David Cameron
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:10, archived)
# just a minute while I think of something....
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:12, archived)
# CUTBACKS LATEST - APRIL FOOL'S HOUR BEGINS NOW
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:13, archived)
# David Cameron is a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:14, archived)
# She carried her stocky build carefully back down the stairs
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:15, archived)
# NO DEFECTORS - JUST DEFECTIVES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:15, archived)
# qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm - now I know my QWE's, next time won't you sing with me?
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:15, archived)
# AV REFERENDUM SPECIAL EDITION
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:18, archived)
# TYPING SHOUTY THINGS IN CAPS IS WHAT THE COOL KIDS DO!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Making more cuts than an emo council.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:23, archived)
# SHITTING UP YOUR BINARY
(I helped save b3ta! z0mb13e has a bee in his botnet, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:23, archived)
# Child molestation! Whats wrong with this?
(waxdart hello., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:24, archived)
# CALPOL DRAIN FROTH
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:27, archived)
# OUTRAGE AS GARAGE THAT LOOKS LIKE ANN FRANK BUILT NEXT TO HOUSE THAT LOOKS LIKE HITLER
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:28, archived)
# hahaha
MUSLIMS TO BLAME
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:30, archived)
# Ah, at last a harmless place to put this:

for no reason other than to see if I can put all my pix on g**gle docs.
I can. Oh - sorry - one line response to the newsletter, stolen from Ron Weasley:
"Always the note of surprise"
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:33, archived)
# Smokeback Mountain



(Bocboy, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:41, archived)
# fags
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:42, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:46, archived)
# I'm not a racist
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:51, archived)
# I'm an equal-opportunity racist
I hate everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:04, archived)
[challenge entry] What a lovely pair... melons... etc
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:21, archived)
# hmmmm...afraid I have to call a complete ris here
is it even 'shopped?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:42, archived)
# I'll take that as a compliment
The idea was to use of the dodgy sex obsessed 70s ads to advertise something innocuous
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:48, archived)
# aah...kind of see what you're getting at
fruit & veg for better HARD-ONS :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:59, archived)
# That guy needs his grapes looked at
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:44, archived)
# there's a serial tapist lurking in the bushes.

ning
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:59, archived)
# what's that thing with A written on it?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:02, archived)
# It's one of them zip disks isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:04, archived)
# Floptical, shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:12, archived)
# Someone here hooked me up with an interview of a guy who had given his 10yo kid a walkman to use instead of his iPod, to see what he thought of it.
One of his comments was that he thought that the "Normal/Metal" selector was some sort of graphic equalizer option.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:13, archived)
# Haha logic!
Micro cassette - no doubt 'MicroSD' will seem just as ridiculously oversized in the future as those do now (in the future = in half a year).
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:17, archived)
# how long can he go for...
...before needing to turn over?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:02, archived)
# what, like changing channels?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:08, archived)
# ask Dan...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3jkUhG68wY
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:12, archived)
# *reaches for remote control*

it's not working!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:17, archived)
# is it tape
if the dog's still wagging it's tail?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:10, archived)
[challenge entry] has home taping killed music yet?
and this:
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:14, archived)
# Ahhh, TDK D-90s
*goes all misty-eyed*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:20, archived)
# I used to like to the D120s
you could tape the Friday Night Rock show on Radio 1 with Tommy Vance, just nipping upstairs at 11pm to turn the tape over
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:24, archived)
# i heard that 120's used to stretch
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:40, archived)
# They did indeed.
SA-90s were my weapon of choice. Excellent cassettes.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:43, archived)
# 120 minute tapes
were always a "he who dares wins" type affair
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:41, archived)
# C15 with Phill Collin 'In the air tonight' back to back on both sides...
Oh happy days...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:43, archived)
# haha, this!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:42, archived)
# D120s were
the only way to get a whole NOW album on one tape

But they always snapped
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:14, archived)
# Is it one of those old LP things?

In other news: S Club 7 are reforming. How good is that when it is Hannah Spearritt's birthday today as well!

* I'm just off to the loo again, I may be some time.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:20, archived)
# I got told off by the wife last night
One of Steps has lost a load of weight, and I got her confused with the one from SClub who was on Big Brother and had a breakdown.

"You ALWAYS get those two confused" wailed the wife.

I took that as a good thing...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:23, archived)
# I'm back...

The wife thinks it's funny that I confuse those two with her. Every time I call out one of their names during teh sexy tiem, she calls be a bastard and I have to explain that it is because I wish they could be as lovely as her.

* Oh how we laugh...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:35, archived)
# "wife", "sexytiem", is this a late april Fools gag?
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:52, archived)
# I didn't say it was 'My wife'
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:18, archived)
# Is there a pencil nearby
for when he gets too carried away and spills all over the place..
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:34, archived)
# You fool, you can't do it with a pencil...
You need to buy one of those special winding tools..

* I remember taking the cases apart and painting them difference colours to represent the different types of music recorded on them. Now you cant do that with a CD or iPlayer!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:38, archived)
# Is it waiting for some music to kill?
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:26, archived)
# HA HA!! Well, that should work for all intents and porpoises

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:28, archived)
# "So long and thanks for all the fish"
"So sad that it should come to this..."
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:31, archived)
# Ohhh that's nice! =)
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:33, archived)
# On a vaguely related note
THERE'S A WHALE IN THE THAMES!!!
(deft punk has allegedly stroked off more poles than hitler, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:42, archived)
# But, how did they...
You kids and your technology
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Unicorns sexing up whales, innit?
(deft punk has allegedly stroked off more poles than hitler, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:06, archived)
#
That's no whale.
(Snowflake, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:38, archived)
#
It's a jaggy faced whale!
(deft punk has allegedly stroked off more poles than hitler, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:16, archived)
# That's a Narwhal.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narwhal
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:15, archived)
#
.
(deft punk has allegedly stroked off more poles than hitler, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:18, archived)
# *click*
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Pfffffffffffft
Have a peas puddin'

Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:37, archived)
# quack head
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:38, archived)
# Einstein spoiler
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:07, archived)
# Eye-ho, eye-ho, it's to the Den I go!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:08, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:08, archived)
# Kill it!
Kill it Now!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:09, archived)
# Shopped pics only...
etc.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:26, archived)
# hahaha
i never noticed the wonky eye until harry and paul mocked him
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:27, archived)
[challenge entry] and
(I helped save b3ta! Doomladen ms paint lover, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:04, archived)
# Hahahaha... ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:06, archived)
# haha
first toap laugh&click of the compo!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:06, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:07, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Those cunts have just got pulled up for misleading their customers. www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-12934140
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:09, archived)
# you mean my 2009 Lexus Sports Coupe was worth more than £750
BASTARDS!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Search for FAB1
Apparently these days Lady Penelope is driving a diesel Land Rover Discovery.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:20, archived)
# And Paul Daniels drives an Isuzu Trooper.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:22, archived)
# I saw him too once in his MAG1C Rolls Royce
he was on the hard shoulder of the M4 and having to suffer the jeers of van drivers calling him a wanker as they went past
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:26, archived)
# ...And all was right with the world
There used to be a blog that stalked his e-bay account didn't there? I wonder how he racked up so much hatred during his career, he's hardly a mass murderer.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:29, archived)
# indeed
jealousy I expect
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:54, archived)
# haha
the real FAB1 from the film was at our workplace last year. We had a silly Marketing event that involved Thunderbirds
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:23, archived)
# I think I've seen it when I was a kid at a museum.
I do remember it was a bit tatty inside. Lady Penelope probably has dogs, hence the move to a more practical car.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:33, archived)
# we weren't allowed in it. It had a few chips and scratches
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:54, archived)
# That's what you get for employing an ex-con
as your butler.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:56, archived)
# it all makes sense now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:03, archived)
# Film?
I think your mistaken.

There was NEVER a Thunderbirds film, as that would be a silly and pointless thing to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:35, archived)
# They made 2 actually
Thunderbirds are Go! and Thunderbird 6.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:38, archived)
# Oh, THOSE films
I stand corrected

Watched Thunderbird 6 the other day. Most enjoyable it was too
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:05, archived)
# ^ this
with added Death-Threats to Jonathan Frakes
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:45, archived)
# I'm liking this.
and therefore I shall *click*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:09, archived)
# haha, great!
Not true, they wouldn't buy my sons Little Tyke Cozy Coupe! Bastard liars!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:12, archived)
# still had HP outstanding eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:13, archived)
# That is one of very few of these that got my click...
Well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:10, archived)
[challenge entry] And all finished off with a nice Woodbine in the bogs afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Woodbine
they were my favourite fags when I was nine.....Park Drive were ok too
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Hehehe....
Sorry to TJ, but the This Morning website seems to have gone a bit 'post-watershed'...


Edit: The feckers have changed it! But I have a screengrab... hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:01, archived)
# hahahahahaha
cannot unsee
and it's nipples are hard.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:06, archived)
# Love Dolls?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:14, archived)
# That was yesterday I think...
No, Wednesday.
This looks more like cock-sucking for beginners.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:16, archived)
# "I blew up your body....but you blew my mind"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSniBxXjK_8
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:18, archived)
# A truly brilliant bit of Roxy Music.
Fuck Flesh & Blood* and everything after it.

* with the exception of the cover of '8 Miles High'
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:21, archived)
# absolutely.....just came across it last night and was reminded how awesome some of their stuff was
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:09, archived)
# So this is what keeps Vladimir Putin busy these days...


EDIT: Also, WAILAAPOVPD
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:24, archived)
# Sure as hell isn't my dog.
Hate the bloody things. Cats FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:27, archived)
# hahahaha
that's superb :D *click*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Too soon?


Click for bigger (159 kb)
(NeoplasmSix, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:26, archived)
# needs more kittens
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:31, archived)
# ^ everything needs...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:33, archived)
# not many 'shopped thesedays :(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:46, archived)
# That girl is absolutely terrifying.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:12, archived)
# But the kitten balances it out
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:17, archived)
# she's about to eat it I think
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:19, archived)
# D:

This gives freecat the fear
(AceFox may contain traces of nut..., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:15, archived)
# This meat pie?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:46, archived)
# Well, that as well...
naturally.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:06, archived)
# *waits for Godzilla*
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:33, archived)
# too soon
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:35, archived)
# Text on a picture...
* Why hasn't anyone else ever thought of doing that?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:39, archived)
# there's an entire festival devoted to it
www.toapmusic.com/wp-content/uploads/toap_page-small.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:46, archived)
# Yes, it's funny because they were so unsafe the cores exploded
and showered everyone within 200 miles with radioactive caesium and plutonium, who all mutated into zombies and fed on each others' disintegrating brains.

Oh wait, they didn't. They shut them down with nothing more than zapping a few employees with the equivalent of a couple of chest X-rays, and the only radioactivity outside the plant had a half life of a few days and about as much radiation as you get from the sprinkling of carbon isotopes in your arse.

Meanwhile the sea, with its perfectly normal levels of radiation, killed off 10-20 thousand people in one go. Minor co-incidences, eh?

Now fuck off back to Daily Mail land. I heard the sky is falling and it's only rising house prices that can save us.

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:55, archived)
# on b3ta the Daily Mail come to you
ffs ..the number of links we get :(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:58, archived)
# ^ this
regardless of your views on nuclear power, the Japanese have handled this very well indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:59, archived)
# Yeah, but that 2.2 'quake in Blackpool,
That could have spilt someone's tea into the ZX81 controlling one of our nuclear power stations and blown us all sky-high!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:04, archived)
# I expect they've placed a yellow cone in the area to warn passers-by
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:08, archived)
# Here here...
*salutes*
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:11, archived)
# ^ this
HARD.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:19, archived)
# Ha ha!
Fair point well made.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:31, archived)
# For the most part I agree with you
but there's been a bit more than 'zapping a few employees with the equivalent of a couple of chest x-rays". Those employees will be lucky to live for another year.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:54, archived)
# Well, they kind of did, didn't they?
And now they are shutting the entire plant down. So I guess top observation points to you, in that case.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:25, archived)
# FRIDAY YAY!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:18, archived)
# Sexy tiem...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:24, archived)
# Is that the velcro edition?
If not, he'll need a bit of elastic or double-sided sticky tape to hold it on.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:27, archived)
# The Sticky Meat Juice edition - folio society classics.
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:33, archived)
# helpful, practical advice.
*highly approves*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:37, archived)
# Duncan's given up the swimming and now scalps the Women?
hahaha, great work. I was thinking of making an animation about this before, but never got around to it. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:35, archived)
# I'm sorry, this is very good
but I can't get that Friday feeling as I may have to work tomorrow.
Balls.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:50, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
herb soup .. *click*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:08, archived)
[challenge entry] The postman has it much easier these days
(I helped save b3ta! Doomladen ms paint lover, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:10, archived)
# Hey, the direct marketers are just trying to make ends meat
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:11, archived)
# I'll end your meat in a minute if you're not careful
or something
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:12, archived)
# Promises, promises
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:13, archived)
# Chance would be a fine thing
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:42, archived)
# *readies DV camera*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:15, archived)
# double vaginal?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:43, archived)
# You, Wasp Box, get out of my mind asap!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:11, archived)
# pfft!
did you hear the one about the butcher who accidentally stepped back into the meat grinder?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:36, archived)
# He's always mincing about nowadays
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:09, archived)
# arf
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:12, archived)
# toap .......
Been a long time since I've chance to post anything.... and today is no different hence the toap.

(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:46, archived)
# Right up the trouser-leg!
Is it a loin-seeking ferret gun?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:49, archived)
# Damn those crafty Lib-yans!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:49, archived)
# Newsmashing is not toap
it's better
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:55, archived)
# when it's funny
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:11, archived)
# Hahah, yes!
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:26, archived)
# Run for it Marty! (sqwsqwsqsqsqwqswqwsqwsk)
They've found me. I don't know how, but they've found me. The Libyans! Run for it Marty! (sqwsqswqwsqwsqswqwsqwsqwsk)
They've found me. I don't know how, but they've found me. The Libyans! Run for it Marty! (sqwsqswqwsqwsqswqwsqwsqwsk) etc.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:34, archived)
# My girlfriend is reading this at the moment.

Click for +400 more thingies.
Huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:39, archived)
# Alan!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:41, archived)
#
shop.moderntoss.com/images/107.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:43, archived)
# 404!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:44, archived)
# Your interwebs is broked
shop.moderntoss.com/images/107.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:45, archived)
# 404
again
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Still 404
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:49, archived)
# how bizarre


I can see it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:53, archived)
# Bwahahahaha!
*has very evil idea*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:54, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10379490

Edit: ignore this.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:53, archived)
# *clicks ignore*
Hey! Where'd he go!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:57, archived)
# *checks watch*
Down the Pub - Friday lunchtime 'n all...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:06, archived)
# Bugger me, that's a good plan.
I do live in the Netherlands now. It's practically my duty to go and get drunk at lunchtime so I fit in with the native chappies.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:36, archived)
# Ignore what?
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:58, archived)
# shhhh...
It never happened.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:05, archived)
# INVISIBLE BICYCLE
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:21, archived)
# Narrow pavement!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:22, archived)
# GET TO DA CHOPPER
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:31, archived)
# haha
even better
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:32, archived)
# if this was a japanese cartoon it would be AWESOMO THE AWESOME
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:35, archived)
# Yes!
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:37, archived)
# ......congrats on another FP there
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:48, archived)
# "Get to the Chopper Borris!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:40, archived)
# GREEN GRASS
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:23, archived)
# BUILDINGS
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:42, archived)
# invisible sedan chair more like
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:24, archived)
# Oh Sedan, Oh Sedan.
Sedan next to me.

Sedan, Sedan, Sedan, sedaaAAAaan.
(waxdart hello., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:25, archived)
# I love that song. It reminds me of going to a nightclub for the first time, and wandering about with a friend
Lighting cigarettes and putting them out so that we could ask girls for a light.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:31, archived)
# EXTREME FLATULENCE
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:24, archived)
# yeah, sorry about that...
/Lamb Phal blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:16, archived)
# Barclays ???
I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:25, archived)
# the governator needs no bike
the governator can fly.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:26, archived)
# Boris looks scared
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:30, archived)
# Don't drink and bike
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:32, archived)
# Ha!
Everyone's trying them out now
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:33, archived)
# The Goodies


I set up a blog for my friends art work. She is from Japan & into British culture and humour. I really like her style. I posted a link earlier in the week & had some good feedback on The Goodies, so heres another one. Thanks to Taters, Ambergambler, Chocolatelemming, Monkeon, Mr Dogshit, Jorvic, Jimbuktu for the feedback!
(MrJim http://portraitsofbritishhumour.blogspot.com/, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:03, archived)
# Wow!
I love that!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:04, archived)
# "I set up a blog for my friends art work"
and you made this???
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:06, archived)
# what's rude about a body?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:06, archived)
# Tits
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:08, archived)
# *points at rude bits*
Those, mainly.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:13, archived)
# my big dangly ball sack?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:24, archived)
# Such a shame it's empty
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:31, archived)
# ^ How do you know this detail?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:34, archived)
# I emptied it
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:37, archived)
# i thought we agreed to call it 'milking'?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:41, archived)
# err, yeah, I um milked it dry!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:56, archived)
# great picture...but tell her to make her own account here
I like my shite from the horses arse
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:08, archived)
# Hahahaha!
beautifully said!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:09, archived)
# I like the cut of your jib, sir.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:09, archived)
# Fuck! She's already had a
tsunami to put up with. Exposing her to us lot could be fatal.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:22, archived)
# what you trying to say
I hope she is hot and slutty
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:26, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:27, archived)
# pfffh!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:06, archived)
# this is nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:09, archived)
# That is rather ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:11, archived)
# *loves*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:12, archived)
# You are so getting *clicked*
for that.

Everything needs more Graeme Garden.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:14, archived)
# In tweeds. With elbow pads. Being an evil genius.
Or his SS uniform. Being an evil genius.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:15, archived)
# I'm sensing a theme here.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:16, archived)
# What's not to love about an evil genius?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:17, archived)
# I have gone to a lot of trouble
to try and acquire sideburns of an equal stature.

I will never achieve that goal
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:17, archived)
# Wear tweeds. With elbow patches. And be an evil genius.
And we shall judge.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:18, archived)
# I'll be down Oxfam first thing in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:21, archived)
# Sleeping in the doorway doesn't count, Joe.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:24, archived)
# It's the only way to get the quality clobber
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:28, archived)
# Like this.
muchly.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:15, archived)
# excellent, very japanese in style.
and splendid paintmash.

moremoremore...
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:23, archived)
#
You can check out more here...
portraitsofbritishhumour.blogspot.com/
(MrJim http://portraitsofbritishhumour.blogspot.com/, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:38, archived)
# excellent stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:44, archived)
# just a question
why is she unable to post these herself?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:59, archived)
#
Mana is from Japan, busy with her studies (English & Art) & doesn't really have time to do the forum thing. Being a friend, I wanted to help her out by setting up the blog. Hopefully it will help to get some illustration work of some sort. Knowing that b3ta is full of like minded creative people, I wanted to post some of her work so you all could see it. If you read the notes on the blog, it will explain everything :-)
(MrJim http://portraitsofbritishhumour.blogspot.com/, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 16:15, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(I helped save b3ta! badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:00, archived)
# god I fucking hate that cunt!
almost as much as that go compare cunt....pair of cunts!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:02, archived)
# It's the same guy
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:03, archived)
# Were it not for the date,
I might have gone with you on this.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:04, archived)
# You've been dating Mrs Trellis?
Does Mr. Trellis know?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:05, archived)
# *does Mission Impossible-style mask removal*
But it was me all along!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:06, archived)
# *swoons*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:09, archived)
# *revives with smelling salts*
smelling salts smelly socks
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:15, archived)
# He's Barry Scott as well
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:05, archived)
# you're just a fatist

just because they look the same
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:05, archived)
# Nah, I don't believe in fate
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:06, archived)
# Our village had a fate . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:07, archived)
# Was it a great feat?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:08, archived)
# yes, wih enormous tows
wih enormous tows

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:10, archived)
# And did you lay some sole on it with clarinettings?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:12, archived)
# I socked it to 'em!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:14, archived)
# I hope they didn't shoo you away
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:16, archived)
# LACE-IST!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:20, archived)
# What about the Safestyle Window man?
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:04, archived)
# he's another cunt...and those cunts in the Jacamo ads...fucking cunts an all
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:07, archived)
# No, that's Bill Bailey
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:09, archived)
# I rarely see TV ads now
so I have no idea who this is...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:12, archived)
# what are you not appearing on BBC1 sunday 6.30pm?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:14, archived)
# there was a rumour
that I was presenting that bloke on a barge programme.

But it's not me
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:45, archived)
# Yeah, same here
I tape everything and never watch the ads.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:10, archived)
# is that BHLC?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:14, archived)
# Judging by the visible smell following him
I'd say yes C]:0)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:23, archived)
[challenge entry] keep those hands smooth
(jerpster gordon ramsey does not own chip shops, allegedly, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:27, archived)
# Congratulations
You appear to have mastered the art of putting a layer of text over an image.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:36, archived)
# I'm still struggling with that one tbh
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:37, archived)
# 'ning Trelly
'ning everyone


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:41, archived)
# Good morning!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:41, archived)
# And Wealdstone!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:41, archived)
# Cockfosters


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:47, archived)
# To a WOMAN?!
Burnt Oak
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:49, archived)
# hmm . . . wiley
err . . . Turnham Green


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:50, archived)
# The Hague
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:50, archived)
# MORNINGTON FRICKIN' CRESCENT!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:52, archived)
# Oh, April Fools, ha ha, very funny!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:55, archived)
# Really!? I think your hormones must be screwy
Bank . . . That's not my answer I'm just on the weakest link.

Euston Square


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:52, archived)
# Hormones are everywhere right now with the bump
Ruis - no - grang - no *sobs quietly* liverp - no - PIMLICO! *Eats KitKat*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:56, archived)
# *sympathy resigns*
You win!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:00, archived)
# Huzzah, the first ever recorded guilt-trip winning of MC!
Don't know why we were playing in the first place, you can't get there on 1st April.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:02, archived)
# really?
what about after 12pm?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:03, archived)
# Not at all, as it's 1st April for 48 hours
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:07, archived)
# Good Morning, Sir The Hat
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:41, archived)
# piss off :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:42, archived)
# *special hugs*
*reaches around*



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:46, archived)
# BAD TOUCH
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:49, archived)
# you and me baby aint nothing but mammals
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:50, archived)
# ahah
good morning

you'll remember - who was that Eastern European chappy that posted some pics around here about 3 years ago. I'm being vague here, aren't I?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:44, archived)
# Poligen! Ha!
That one?

Klaus
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:45, archived)
# WASPY wins the friday "FUCKING HELL, HOW ON EARTH DID YOU REMEMBER THAT, OR EVEN GET IT FROM MY VAGUE DESCRIPTION" prize
please email mail me with proof of purchase to claim....
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:46, archived)
# If you search Poligen Ha!
You'll find there's quite a few . . . I remember Klaus too


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:48, archived)
# the poligen! ha! was on autocomplete
and as soon as I saw it I remembered his name.

I'd like to thank my Mother, Tzar Nikolas II, Susan Boyle, the man in the newsagent who I call Mr Cadbury, Eddie Stobart (may he rest in peace)...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:48, archived)
# Apparently Eddie Stobart is still alive
It's his son Edward that's died. C]:0(


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:51, archived)
# it was more the Poligen Ha! I was after
and the Krasto Krasto Krut!


how bizarre

I'd like to offer a special mention to Dave the Hat, and also the Geoff the Cloudfish (I've got a cold) for their correct, but slightly late, answers..)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:51, archived)
# Kasto not krasto

www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=41727
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:53, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:01, archived)
# Kasto kasto krut
mr horrible, or cunt-bollocks or whatever he's called now would remember.
Was it klaus?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:47, archived)
# Horrible isn't called Horrible anymore?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:50, archived)
# It may be a 2nd account
but he's Arbroth Cuntfucker or something
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:53, archived)
# Oh really?
I had no idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:56, archived)
# nor me.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:04, archived)
# Me either
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:06, archived)
# Same here
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:32, archived)
# he's the only person I know who looks like he's made of paper
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:53, archived)
# aye - he's very flimsy
not at all what I imagined him to look like

one of the very few /board members I've actually met
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:58, archived)
# I'd like to say, you lovely b3tans are on top form today
and are making my Friday full of glee (not the TV program, but that gooey stuff, I believe smallbrainfield markets as "the gel")
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:54, archived)
# I dunno if he was banned
www.b3ta.com/board/10153652

The link to his profile is no longer current


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:54, archived)
# oooh - what did he do?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:55, archived)
# He touched you inappropriately
don't you remember?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:03, archived)
# no
I have a blank inmy memory from 12.36pm Wednesday 16th April 2002 - 15.58 Tuesday 25th August 2005
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:09, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10378058
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:23, archived)
# Lech Walesa?
Nicolae Ceauescu?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:46, archived)
# fuck sake...
at least you narrowed it down to Russia, Czech Republic, Poland, Hungary, Romania and Moldova, Croatia, Lithuania, Latvia, and Estonia, Slovenia, Slovakia, Bulgaria, Ukraine and Belarus, Serbia, Montenegro, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Albania, Kosovo, and Macedonia

shouldn't take us that long to figure out wtf you're on about
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:48, archived)
# Transdniestria FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:52, archived)
# Justified and ancient
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:53, archived)
# Morning Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:46, archived)
# Morning, Mr The Hat
Greetings, Hail & Hello!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:05, archived)
# 98.2%* of this compo has been the same to be fair
*approximate
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:41, archived)
# 98.19% nett
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:41, archived)
# I've adjusted for inflation
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:43, archived)
# I'm going to have to adjust for inflation if you keep up that sexy talk.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:46, archived)
# The trouble with rapid inflation
Is the sudden abrupt crash right after
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:48, archived)
# engorgement prospects are going through the roof
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:50, archived)
# how kind
sorry my skills aren't as good as others. i will commit ritualistic suicide as soon as i find an opportunity
(jerpster gordon ramsey does not own chip shops, allegedly, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:53, archived)
# HAHA DOMESTIC VIOLENCE
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:41, archived)
# POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:43, archived)
# ...but I set that on ignore just yesterday...
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:44, archived)
# Here we go again.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 11:03, archived)

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