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[challenge entry] Aww... DogLion loves you all!


;-)
(I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:53, archived)
# that's given me an idea
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:56, archived)
# Wigs for dogs?
If you do that then bear in mind that Pickle (the dog) destroyed the wig shortly afterwards... ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:02, archived)
# no, that wasn't my idea...
my idea's crap in comparison :/
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:07, archived)
# Does it bark or does it roar?
When it sleeps, does it snore?

;-)

Yes to DogLions! We need moar DogLions!
(I helped save b3ta! fluffymitten NAN, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 22:44, archived)
# It does both!
Concurrently, at the same time and together. It sounds roughly like woofoooaaaar.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:11, archived)
# Not a big fan of dogs or lions...
But I say we give it a go at running the country.

I'm pretty sure it's already on some of the money.
(xaer0mancer, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 21:52, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:52, archived)
# hahahahaha!
marvellous stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:53, archived)
# nice!
gets a *click* from me
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:54, archived)
# hahahahahaha! Consider that *clicked*!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:56, archived)
#
Damn you beat me to it!
(champagnerocker, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:17, archived)
# Wonderful!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Good stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick one before i nip out
(champagnerocker, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:34, archived)
# Makes sense.
*Click*
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:46, archived)
# RIS
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:46, archived)
# It's him
off the telly box of wonder
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:54, archived)
# I like to know it now as
The Fib Machine or the Box of Lies.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:56, archived)
# Uh...
Oh, him

fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:56, archived)
# Its come to this


Shoot me now, Ive grown bored and Im on co-dydramol...life is slipping.
(st-evo And thats why fat people goto disney land, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:20, archived)
# I think you need a new image host :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:21, archived)
# I think you need to re-examine the image.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:23, archived)
# Is it supposed to look like that?
RIS...
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:24, archived)
# I don't bro it either.
Bro it's definitely meant to bro like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:26, archived)
# um, bro?
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:27, archived)
# I get confused
I try but it keeps screaming come at me bro and shows me pictures of the worst kind of scum of all time
(st-evo And thats why fat people goto disney land, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:24, archived)
# you don't want co-dydramol, you want some Triple-sod, Yellow Bentines and Clarky Cat
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:24, archived)
# I prefer jessop jessop jessop myself.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:26, archived)
# Cake
Gimme! And remember: An overdose of heroin is fatal - in the short term. But there has been no research whatsoever into long term effects
(st-evo And thats why fat people goto disney land, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:27, archived)
# Nah.
You don't want your elbow to feel like a fortnight in a bad balloon.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:28, archived)
#
One young kiddie on Cake cried all the water out of his body. Just imagine how his mother felt. It's a fucking disgrace.
(st-evo And thats why fat people goto disney land, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:30, archived)
# are you the Bozboz?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:29, archived)
# There's no actual evidence for that
But it's scientific FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:36, archived)
# churches churches churches
(I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:26, archived)
# COME AT
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:29, archived)
# Run Hitler Run


Found this on the daily fail while lookig for hitler pics
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-463391/Did-Hitler-unleash-Holocaust-Jewish-prostitute-gave-syphilis.html
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:17, archived)
# Genicide?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:18, archived)
# Scheiße!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:19, archived)
# Is that a massively-underappreciated Hurricane?
Or the much over-hyped Spitfire? Can't quite tell from this angle.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:20, archived)
# Fokker
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:22, archived)
# Nah. Look at the body markings. Besides, a Fokker wouldn't be chasing Hitler.
It would be cuddling up to him.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:23, archived)
# making hitler/plane hybrid babies
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:24, archived)
# "Fancy invading, dear?"
"Oh yes! Make some lebensraum for ME, baby!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:27, archived)
# I tried invading a deer once
it wasn't happy about it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Wellies.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:34, archived)
# it's a polish spitfire
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:23, archived)
# BNP-tastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:24, archived)
# Well Nicks grandaddy did fight in the war
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:29, archived)
# Mine too.
But for the British.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:33, archived)
# Office lols
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:37, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:22, archived)
# *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:32, archived)
# Run Forest!
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:27, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:28, archived)
# hahaha
we need mo's now
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:35, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:16, archived)
# WAHEEEY!!!!!!
you lurking sod
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:33, archived)
# Haha nice!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:26, archived)
# Leave Hitler Alone!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:28, archived)
#
"They believe he may have caught the sexually transmitted disease syphilis which, if untreated, can eventually cause madness. Also, I have a little squirrel who converts coal to diamonds in his little paws. HERE COME THE RAINBOW-SHITTERS SAMANTHA"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:15, archived)
# I made a cake. I suspect that Aardman will sue me.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:59, archived)
# I raise a toast to you, Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:00, archived)
# Nicely :)
How does it taste?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:02, archived)
# Alaska.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:04, archived)
# bloody hell, that's fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:04, archived)
# I was a little disappointed, I have done much better.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:07, archived)
# hahahahah, tasty and distasteful all in one go :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:10, archived)
# I do my best. How about this one?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:11, archived)
# those are some roomy hips :D
I like the detail at the back with the curl of "material"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:27, archived)
# GENU PFFFT
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:11, archived)
# I cant help but think..
How much for it!
(st-evo And thats why fat people goto disney land, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:21, archived)
# What?
What?

Yes?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:31, archived)
# Cracking!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:04, archived)
# excellent cake
is it for my birthday?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:06, archived)
# Shiny cake is shiny.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:06, archived)
# Wet icing will dry.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:08, archived)
# Your knowledge of cakes is admirable.
*knows nothing of the way of such things*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:14, archived)
# this is awesome
I hope it's cheese cake
edit: oh, mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:10, archived)
# Because you are a mouse?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:11, archived)
# Awesome cake!
What flavour varnish? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:16, archived)
# Cake.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:18, archived)
# Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:24, archived)
# I suspect the Labour Party will try and sue first
Top Milibanding
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:53, archived)
# fucking tremendous
and shiny.

WOO!

i still think you should ahve done a duck.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:25, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:04, archived)
# gets my vote!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:06, archived)
# Can we spend the £250 mil on Chav death squads instead?
Can we? Can we? Please?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:07, archived)
# The thing is
The moment you start going on about forcefully eradicating the lazy, workshy social underclass, people get all uppity.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:11, archived)
# It's like how you're not allowed to talk about immigration
I know, because the Daily Fail tell me several times a day that you're not allowed to talk about immigration.

Even david Cameron in his speech on immigration, said you're not allowed to talk about immigration even when you're talking about immigration.

It's political correctness gone mad
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:14, archived)
# Oh dear gods on Radio Bore this morning they had one of the monkeys from the BNP on
"If we could copyright policies, our lawyers would be 'round 10 Downing Street right now ... !"

If people would just shut up and do as I tell them this world would be much better for everyone, but am I allowed my own highly-trained army of stealth attack ninjas? Am I hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:17, archived)
# Then be quiet about it
Tell neighbours "They moved away after winning the lottery *whispers* of death..."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:22, archived)
# Oh yes - splendid plan.
It's that or knocking on newly-moved-in neighbour's doors and telling them that you "speak for the community when I say we like it just the way it is around these parts."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:28, archived)
# Lottery of Death, eh?
I'm liking this.

*buys format rights*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:03, archived)
#
You got my vote.
(toxic parsnip sold his soul on, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:16, archived)
# "shit media is the opiate of the masses"
Karl Marx, 1843
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:23, archived)
# "Watch this, shut up"
Bill Hicks, 1991
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:26, archived)
# The irony of our gods of rebellion being sold to us over and over
is really quite depressing.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:29, archived)
# No
the irony is that the idiots keep buying them
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:12, archived)
# "blobby blobby blobby!!"
Mr Blobby, 1993
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:30, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:31, archived)
# RIP you legend
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:31, archived)
# hahahaha!
I really liked Mr Blobby when he first appeared.

Then it got silly
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:33, archived)
# "Better to be pissed off than pissed on"
Epic beard man, 2010
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:34, archived)
# "LOL you gullible bunch of cunts!"
David Cameron, 2014
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:36, archived)
# Better still to be
pissed up.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:01, archived)
# JS
For Prime minister. *Clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:33, archived)
# I second this motion
*rhubarb rhubarb*
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:42, archived)
# fuck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:52, archived)
# Hmmmmm.
You and I need to have a little word, Mr S.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:01, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:03, archived)
# Oi!
Youve nicked my apostrophe!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:06, archived)
# Woo! :D
*votes yes to no to ITV*
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:41, archived)
[challenge entry] 1993 called..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:57, archived)
# arf :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:01, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:04, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:06, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:22, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:24, archived)
# hahahahahaha
never seen that film
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:39, archived)
# it was quite good, but i doubt it's stood the test of time
danny dyer's a cock, but you already know that
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:46, archived)
# i recognise that

though bunglist is better
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:07, archived)
# *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:11, archived)
# *belms*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:16, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:03, archived)
# *kneels*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:16, archived)
# *kneels after taters*
(but before Zod)
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:54, archived)
# Yey!


Click for NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:41, archived)
# *cough cough*
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:03, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:03, archived)
# Mmmmmm.
Anita....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:06, archived)
# Very much so.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:09, archived)
# She's no no no no no no Neneh Cherry
userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/252/226604.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:37, archived)
# Quite true, however,
Ms Cherry doesn't really float my coracle.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:46, archived)
# hahahah! I cannot read that without singing it....
Although, seeing all those "No's" I'm thinking about doing a Vicar of Dibley version - "no, no, no, no, no...yes"

I probably won't though :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:06, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:07, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:10, archived)
# it's got to be one of the most confusing things I've done and I still don't understand why I did it
answers on a postcard
If it had been the bloke from the thing with Dawn French that would make sense, but he would look terrible in a dress
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:17, archived)
# Tea Unlimited.
G'wan, g'wan, g'wan..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:21, archived)
# that'll do
I mean, yes, that was my original intention m'lud
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:22, archived)
# No no, no no no no, no no no no
A gwan gwan gwan gwan!


No?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:56, archived)
# My thoughts exactly
No, no, no, no, no, yes!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:16, archived)
# Hahahahahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:23, archived)
# haha!
a classic of the 'pop songs written by people with a poor grasp of the english language' genre
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:08, archived)
# I used to love Roxette
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:12, archived)
# waterloo by abba does it for me.
how exactly have you met your destiny in quite a similar way?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:17, archived)
# There was that time
Agnetha Fältskog formally demanded political asylum from the British Captain Frederick Maitland on HMS Bellerophon and was imprisoned and then exiled to the island of Saint Helena.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:25, archived)
# hahahahaha!
so THAT'S why theyve never reformed
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:28, archived)
# Abba's use of Glasgow always brings a smile to my face.
"It sounded exotic and far away!" Benny was heard to cry as they increased the voltage..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:14, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:20, archived)
# What a fantastic mental image that paints...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:21, archived)
# heehee
Also 'Belfast' by Boney M is the the most moving description of The Troubles ever written by a German.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Ha-ha! Quite.
"The Troubles" is still the greatest English understatement, ever.
My gran had trouble with her hips, but she never actively invaded her neighbour's garden.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:31, archived)
# Your grandfather, however, ...
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:56, archived)
# Belgianist!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:16, archived)
# techno techno techno techno
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:09, archived)
# .
Techno notice
(french, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 14:10, archived)
[challenge entry] *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:56, archived)
# queen ov harts
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:57, archived)
# *votes pete*
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:57, archived)
# Really I thought she was universally hated
- I hate her and don't know her but I hate her persona!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:58, archived)
# I would like her autograph
Not on anything she's written, though. Maybe on a photo of Hattie Jacques or a copy of "War and Peace" or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:00, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:02, archived)
# Would go nicely with my collection of inappropriately-signed items
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:04, archived)
# It was ever thus, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:58, archived)
# Far too many people have put their tick in her box
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:59, archived)
# hahaaa!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:00, archived)
# ^ this
with the inevitable 'what's the difference - up the M1' gag.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:08, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:59, archived)
# This is actually demoralisingly true
see Leona Lewis being voted most influential London woman of the last century FFS
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:02, archived)
# ^
I mean, holy fuck, Leona Lewis?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:05, archived)
# Alexandra burke is MUCH better
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:09, archived)
# That was in the metro & it was a lie
All they did was post names of 'some influential women' and asked the moronic readers to vote for their favourite.
Then they posted the results as 'Leona Lewis - most influential woman of century'.
Terrible 'journalism'.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:56, archived)
#
Terrible textbook
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:59, archived)
# Metro readers can vote too
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:14, archived)
# The public wants what the public gets
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:14, archived)
# excellent.
i will definitely be using the slogan "politics - it's shit because you deserve it" in future.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:01, archived)
# I don't know who that is
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 15:19, archived)
# ^ this
Genuinely not a clue. My life is likely better for this.
(James?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 19:26, archived)
# I don't know who she is, either
I've seen her face around, but I couldn't name her.
(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 21:54, archived)
# Depressingly true
DIG UP JADE AND MAKE HER QUEEN!!!
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 16:03, archived)
#
Make her queen whom?
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 21:01, archived)
# Queen Jade
of East Angular, of course.
(Chewy , masticating since 1978., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 21:33, archived)
# So true.
On every point.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 21:28, archived)
[challenge entry] vote rotate tween for cs6


(jibberish, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:38, archived)
# hahahah
hahahahaha excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 3:11, archived)
#
fankuverymuch :-)
(jibberish, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 22:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Let's keep it simple
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:48, archived)
# haha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:50, archived)
# Ah but is that an EU banana or the more curvy average banana
is it fairtrade banana or a mass produced environmentally unsound banana? These questions need to be asked - in a very loud voice probably wearing a gorilla costume!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:52, archived)
# Maybe we should vote on it
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:56, archived)
# Maybe? Maybe?!!! What are you one of those indifferent, apathetic, lazy, ne'er-do-wells with your wishy-washy
pinko, liberal, watered-down poltics?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:03, archived)
# Yes
*eats banana*
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:08, archived)
# Motions for a vote of
No Confidence Banana
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:16, archived)
#
Commission Regulation (EC) 2257/94 was repealed (snarf!) years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:03, archived)
# i vote
for urinary
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:55, archived)
# vote stoat
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:55, archived)
# we ne
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:56, archived)
# The Urinary Party
Pisses all over the opposition
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:57, archived)
[challenge entry] According to the Daily Star it was Cowell's fault. The cnut.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:38, archived)
# those little cunts made £3 mil last year...amazing
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:39, archived)
# Indeed. I am utterly disapproving, resentful, jealous and admiring all at the same time.
It's why I drink, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:40, archived)
# They made £3mill
They probably saw about £100K of that
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:42, archived)
# Even if they had half of that each, it's a hell of a lot more than I get for acting like a prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:43, archived)
# thing that made me laugh was that Joe McElderry the winner of X factor is their support act

arf!

it's a cruel world
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:45, archived)
# Hahahahaha no wai!
That really is quite funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:48, archived)
# *ahem*
it's a cruel world broadcasting environment dominated by the likes of SyCo, Freemantle & Endemol peddling the same stale turd formats.

/rant over
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:51, archived)
# the money is out there if you are willing to make a big enough prick of yourself
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:43, archived)
# *auditions*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:43, archived)
# Arggggggggggggggh!
Celebrity Juice need to fuck these two clowns off asap!

/SHIT-TING!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:41, archived)
# indeed.
It was much better with the Hoff instead of these little shiteating cuntmonkeys.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:44, archived)
# yes they are annoying
but I have a shed load of respect for them after one popped his knee on stage and continued on to finish the gig.
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:47, archived)
# Pity he never popped his neck.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:49, archived)
# they dont get fed unless they finish the gig
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:51, archived)
# ahh that explains it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:56, archived)
# 2gifs1source
*runs from spanging hammers*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:29, archived)
# hahahahah! *charges orbital spanging platform*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:29, archived)
# *hands over activation codes*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:31, archived)
# ^exactly this!!!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:32, archived)
# It's the only way to be sure
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:39, archived)
# Why I ought to....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:29, archived)
# Assume the position Mr S.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:31, archived)
# hehe nicely.
But you know the drill.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:39, archived)
# If you keep this up I'm going to do The Bad Thing again.
And you remember what happened last time.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:39, archived)
# sexeh times?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:43, archived)
# OH you deserve this
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:44, archived)
# Ha! My new favourite spang!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:49, archived)
# hahahaha
ace
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:18, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Hahhaaa
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:18, archived)
# OOOh, Le Cruseut
The rolls royce of spanging pans
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:43, archived)
# spang
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:36, archived)
# HAAAHAAAHAAA! Head Rattled!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:16, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:22, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:24, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:25, archived)
# Workshed!


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(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:00, archived)
# gravy over mashed potato... *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:30, archived)
# what idiot would vote no to this?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:31, archived)
# See the post directly above yours
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:58, archived)
# oi!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:22, archived)
# I will vote for Cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:18, archived)
# VOTE AUDI


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They really didn't think this one through, did they?
(fuzzyjumpers savaged a lion on, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:21, archived)
# broken link, but I can guess what it is for the umpteenth time
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:24, archived)
# i'm intrigued by the poster that's half out of shot on the right
"kids & adult.......
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:27, archived)
# oh for fuck sake

WE'VE FUCKING SEEN IT!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:25, archived)
# *yawn*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:27, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:28, archived)
# again?
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:29, archived)
# Yes, they really did think that one through.
Now, move along.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:29, archived)
# no they didn't
just as they didn't think it through the last 7 times it has been posted
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Great 'shop
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:49, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:01, archived)
# Kindly
fuck
(Jokel, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 12:52, archived)
# O.K. WE GET IT!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Yes, I am an old fart!
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:20, archived)
# ^ needs more Firewire 800
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:22, archived)
# Firewire 800 was a pain.
I shelled out nearly a grand on a new computer, which only came with Firewire 800 while my old one had firewire 400, so my hard drive and camera required new cables. Oy!
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:23, archived)
# Well yes, but, erm, I'm not proud to admit this, but my computer was an iMac
Which I bought in an apple store, so *cough* the bloke convinced me to shell out for these two obscenely priced apple branded ones...
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:41, archived)
# Anyone fancy a stiff one?
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:18, archived)
# Now that reminds me of a story ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:19, archived)
# you are Max Bygraves aicmfp!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:27, archived)
[challenge entry] My childhood nightmare's ending, turned into significantly less disturbing one...

Noble Phoenix keeps "The Little Match Girl" worm and safe from freezing to death. One of the numerous proofs that the appearance of Mythical Creatures can be very useful in our everyday lives.
(Lyf It doesn't do to dwell on dreams & forget to live., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:17, archived)
[challenge entry] they cant have it both ways
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:12, archived)
# too true to be funny.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:20, archived)
# Oh but they can...
Like "No more forrins...unless you go to Oxbridge or work in the City"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:20, archived)
# This is a good point.
And I'm glad it got FP with only 2 comments, otherwise I would have missed it :)
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 0:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Change is bad, stick with...well, what you get stuck with.

(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:54, archived)
# Simply make voting compulsory like in Australia.
That, and introducing some form of testing system whereby people who can genuinely be swayed by whether or not they think the candidate's got nice hair can be rounded up and shot, and you've got an ideal democracy.

Another case closed by A Vagabond - Private Dick.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:58, archived)
# Use it or lose it. The only way to go.
/hard-line blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:00, archived)
# Does that also apply to big hair, floppy moustaches and penises?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:01, archived)
# Certainly!
And bumper-size tins of Tetra Fin fish food, too.
Although that's a very specific, and 'moving house related' example.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:06, archived)
# All examples are valid, my friend
All examples are valid
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:10, archived)
# Compulsory voting + a Re-Open Nominations box
I agree.

However, since I also never got round to telling whoever I'm meant to tell that I'm living outside of Britain, I don't get a vote in this referendum and hence should probably just shut my stupid gob.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:00, archived)
# But you always flash your dick in public?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:00, archived)
# You know, sometimes I think about the women in the world who have never had the opportunity to gaze upon my lovlieness
And I weep - I WEEP - for those women.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:03, archived)
# You can get cream for those sores you know
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:05, archived)
# I've got cream for sores alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:06, archived)
# Not as much as they do.
Admittedly, they are crying with the joy of not having done so.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:09, archived)
# They didn't nickname it the wart-hog for nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:11, archived)
# No!
I can see no reason at all for making voting compulsory - that something is a right doesn't imply that it's also a duty. Besides, isn't not turning up at all just as much of a political statement as placing a cross in a box? couldn't not turning up at all be just as much of a political statement as placing a cross in a box?

Edited to remove obvious error, 11:19.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:04, archived)
# ^This
disenfranchisement is a real problem with the current voting system
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:07, archived)
# Then vote for someone you think is closest to being able to make a real change.
Sitting at the sidelines and complaining is simply childish.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:09, archived)
# Sorry but that just wrong on every level
what you are saying is that if you can't vote for what you want vote for anything else as that's better than voting for nothing - just wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:11, archived)
# Sorry - I forgot to add that there should be a "None of the above" option as well
For people who are too stupid to be able to turn up and spoil their ballot paper (which means it is counted).

If there's nothing to vote for, start your own party or don't express opinions on pololotics - it's pretty simple. If you're not doing something to change what you're complaining about, clearly it's not so bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:18, archived)
# ^ this
with tiny, delicate bells, carved from emeralds plundered from the very jewel-vaults of Xerxes himself, on.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:21, archived)
# I'm a socialist and I will always vote for that option if it's available
often it isn't and standing in elections isn't as easy as you think (yes I have been on that side of things) you have to pay £5,000 and if you don't get 5% of the vote you lose your deposit which is a major deterent for many people and parties from standing. So what do I see on my ballot sheet? Tory, Lib Dems, Labour, BNP, UKIP and if I'm lucky some near left alternative like Greens or some Socialist Alliance which are my first preferrences but if they don't stand then they can kiss my arse I'm not voting for any of the rest!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:23, archived)
# this is why voting forms should have "re-open nominations" or "none of the above" on them
whether voting is made compulsory (which i actually sincerely doubt will happen) or not, there should be the option of showing your antipathy towards the choices you've got. something better than not showing up or just spoiling the paper. if enough people vote for "none of the above" it might be a sign to smaller parties that this is a constituency that can be targetted properly.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:26, archived)
# But voting is spectacularly unlikely to make any real change, irrespective of the system
because candidates have an incentive to be as vanilla as possible, and any radical suggestion will almost certainly be watered down to make it palatable to the majority.

Voting gives the impression of political activity; I'm not sure that it counts as much more, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:21, archived)
# Hitler 1932, Attlee 1945, Thatcher 1979?
They all made some pretty big changes
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:54, archived)
# ...
Exceptional cases make for bad rules...

Hitler was hardly what we'd term a free and fair job, though. Atlee I'll grant you, although there the circumstances were exceptional. Thatcher, I think, was nowhere near as radical as her fanboys make out. All she did was paint in more stark terms the basic drift towards economic libertarianism that had marked the previous decades (and, arguably, most decades since the early 19th C).
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 13:46, archived)
# No it's not. It's simply a rather poor attempt to justify laziness.
Voting should be compulsory if only to stop people whining about how it's all so unfair, despite the fact that they didn't even bloody vote.

"Don't express opinions unless prepared to do something about them" - that sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:08, archived)
# you will make people vote against their conscious simply becasue you assume they are lazy and whiney
maybe they have a point that there is nothing for them to vote for?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:13, archived)
# But... but...
I don't vote, because I'm not sold on the idea that we ought to follow the majority just because it's the majority. I prefer good government to popular government. That isn't the same as laziness or indifference.

What I do do is write to MPs, give evidence to Parliament, and that sort of thing.

There's more than one way to be politically engaged.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:15, archived)
# Well said
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:17, archived)
# So you stand behind them and say "You're doing it wrong", but won't help someone you think better suited to get into a position of being able to do something.
I see.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:20, archived)
# If I have something useful to say,
it makes much more sense for me to do it by means of directly contacting the government, than by being just one small voice in a crowd.

In reality, the idea that one candidate is better suited than another is probably bunk. Most people are pretty much OK at most stuff, with a few flaws. It's a matter of indifference to me what their party is. What matters is their ability to seek, listen to, and respond appropriately to expert voices in a given field.

Like I said: I'm interested in good (or wise) government rather than popular government.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:24, archived)
# This isn't a loaded question, btw...
Could you cite an example of where such 'wise' government exists?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:28, archived)
# Possibly...
Libel reform, the Human Fertilisation and Ebryology Act (as ammended 2008), and a few other things strike me as being wise. Ditto environmental protection legislation (though we could do with more of it).

I'm careful to distinguish between wise government and wise governments, of course. And I can point to any number of examples of unwise-yet-popular government.

Right: I'm off!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:37, archived)
# No, it's not
Not turning up could be due to any number of things, from laziness to illness. If you want to make a political statement you can surely do something better than that. Conversely I've often felt that people claiming that not voting is a "political statement" are more or less making excuses. A better political statement would be spoiling the ballot paper -- it's totally useless, of course, but they do count the number of spoiled ballots. If everyone making a political statement by not voting actually turned up and did something that *would* be a statement by spoiling the paper, that might even get noticed.

Though if I'm right, no, it wouldn't, because most of the people making "political statements" wouldn't bother showing up regardless...

I'd like to see compulsory voting, but only if a "none of the above" or "re-open nominations" was there, and counted properly, and adhered to. So if RON got a clear majority, the election would have to be run again, ideally with none of the same candidates allowed to stand. Rinse and repeat until everyone gets fed up and goes home. (Yeah I can see how this might not work...)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:09, archived)
# again with the laziness bullshit - you are insulting the majority of people in this country
maybe it's not laziness but cause and effect of a system that doesn't respresent people fairly?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:15, archived)
# hey, i said "one of a number of things from laziness to illness"
if you're pretending that about 60% of people in britain don't show up to vote because they're "disenfranchaised" rather than fucking lazy then i think you know different, more galvanised people to me. most people i know don't vote not because they're disenfranchaised but because they can't be arsed. are the two things related? yeah, probably, but not everyone cares as much about politics as you (rightly or wrongly) and the laziness is high on the list a lot of people.

there's never one cause for anything. saying "people don't vote because they're lazy" is just as inaccurate as saying "people don't vote because they feel they don't have the option of voting for a candidate who closest represents their point of view", and vice-versa.

for the record i've gone to vote when i had no right to be out walking on the street from my flat to the voting booth because i'd just had an operation and could barely even shuffle along the road. at the same time, many of my friends couldn't be bothered making time in their day to vote, whether before work or after work. "i don't have time", they said. yes, yes you do, you just can't be arsed to make time. that to me is laziness.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:20, archived)
# I have voted and will continue to vote
as long as I have something I can vote for but I won't ever call someone lazy for not voting or even be so fascist as to say if you don't vote you don't have the right to hold an opinion as if the current voting system is a right to hold an opinion! Some people are lazy and have very clear views but don't vote but disenfranchisment is still a real problem whether they want to admit it or not!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:29, archived)
# disenfranchaisement is a problem, i'd totally agree!
i just think that straight and simple apathy is also an enormous problem. the former could be at least partly addressed by giving us an option to reject all candidates (and if that wins, those candidates are barred from restanding in that constituency, which would be beautiful if it were ever to happen). the latter could be addressed by then making voting in parliamentary elections obligatory. that should never happen unless the "none of the above" box is there, but if it was i'd actually back it.

\note to self: political arguments online can often be a bad idea...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:35, archived)
# I think we are of agreement in a sense
but I alway have to ask why is that so many people just can't be arsed? Is it purely apathy and indifference, I think not. I think it might be an education issue, that many people are left utterly confused by who represents what I remember not so long ago when someone was called a Trotskyist 99% of people hadn't a clue what that was or who the hell Leon Trotsky was even those educated in such matters hold differing opinions about what a Trotskyist is and whether that's a good or a bad thing - history is written by the victors and therefore it's never as straight and truthful as it should be.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:44, archived)
# Indeed.
Basically people are fat, warm and comfortable, and as long as you don't rock the boat too much, they don't really care what happens outside the television.

In a way this is a good thing - docile, bovine people distracted with shiny flashing electronic gadgets are easy to control.

On the other hand, of course, it's a complete fucking affront to humanity, and they should be harvested for their organs.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:48, archived)
# But their organs are useless as they will all be fucked
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:51, archived)
# For clarification...
I think that it could be a statement; but it's obviously wrong to say that it is. I phrased things badly up there.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:17, archived)
# fair enough :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:21, archived)
# Not so much a duty, more an imperative.
/Starship Troopers blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:15, archived)
# I'd like to know more...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:32, archived)
# Shocking!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:59, archived)
# I thought this was the system that we already have in place
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:00, archived)

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