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# A quick recap of what happened over the weekend on b3ta


is aldi having a joke
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:08, archived)
# I like this
there ought to be a b3ta summary every day at 5pm for us folk who have become lurkers
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:10, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:17, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:23, archived)
# this
make it sew, Nibus
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:32, archived)
# ^ this
with Alpine Artisanale crafted deuterium and emerald bells on
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:59, archived)
# I Googled that
apparently it's a sort of cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:09, archived)
# Pfft!
Your Google is borked, methinks.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:36, archived)
# ^This
/relurks/
(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:06, archived)
# Needs more Tie Fighter...
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:18, archived)
# Shirley there was the usual overdose of Freebase as well?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:24, archived)
# and Jedi wave things!
* and stop calling me Shirley!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:26, archived)
# and not forgetting the spinney head, laughing, scary girl gifs!
and this ¬


Click for a right large helping
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:50, archived)
# yeah but this time one of the pictures was mine
and i've only posted two pictures in the last year, so that made it special!

despite its cack-handedness
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:41, archived)
# Aldi *is* a joke.
/Waitrose blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:57, archived)
# There is always good things that come out of dark times! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:58, archived)
# hahahaha
little bastard
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:02, archived)
# This is great
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:04, archived)
# Proper office-lol
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:44, archived)
# A quick recap of what happens every weekend on b3ta
and basically any other day...

Yay for the internetz und b3ta live 4ever!
(I helped save b3ta! pookong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:04, archived)
# Needs more führer
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:10, archived)
# oh god yeah there was loads of hitler
anyone know anything about sonicwall firewalls
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Are they married yet?

*oh and ning!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:00, archived)
# Long time ago
November 1947 according to wikipedia
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:06, archived)
# gaaaaaaaaaaawd bless 'em
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:11, archived)
# Turok Evolution
I remember having to reduce that game to a fiver because we had so many unsold copies
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:22, archived)
# It was either him or goatse hands...
And i didn't fancy saucing THAT picture again!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:25, archived)
# I remember buying a copy for a fiver.
Because I wouldn't pay any more for it. Poor game.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:03, archived)
# it's got nothing on 'Rise of the Robots'
"I want to return this game"
"Oh dear, sir - is it faulty?"
"No - it's shit"
"Umm well, we don't take returns if you don't like it...wait...is it Rise of the Robots?"
"Yes"
"Ok, we can do that for you"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:13, archived)
# HAT
HAT HAT HAT
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:44, archived)
# buying as you read!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:07, archived)
# Top hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:25, archived)
# RAWR!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:45, archived)
# Morning, board!
Are you all splendid today? I hope so.

Anyway...



I added the supernova in an attempt to distract you from the shoddy text-work.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 8:49, archived)
# Looks more like a Pulsar
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 8:53, archived)
# GIMP says supernova.
Who am I to argue? I can barely work it at the best of times: engaging in astrophysical discussion would be too much.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 8:58, archived)
# at most that is a dwarf planet
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:04, archived)
# Potato.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:06, archived)
# you are Louis Walsh
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:07, archived)
# Episode VIII is going to be called "Eclipse of the Giant Tuber".
I made that up, so it must be true.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:13, archived)
# edit it to Wiki and it becomes fact
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:15, archived)
# I also know what's going to happen in Episode VII.
It'll be a tense courtroom drama.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:19, archived)
# Tatooine is so bracing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:26, archived)
# "Right, I'm off to get a lolly"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:28, archived)
# :)
(waxdart hello., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:41, archived)
# I like this,
and have clicked accordingly.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:49, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:04, archived)
# It could be an asteroid
with a mile wide mirror on it
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:06, archived)
# That's no moon
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:16, archived)
# 011001100011011001111100001110010101001110010111001
11100111000111000111000001010101001100110000

I haz draw a binary star system for yur supanova
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:40, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:43, archived)
# I wouldn't have noticed the shoddy text work if it wasn't for that supernova highlighting it.
;) Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:28, archived)
# It's a lens flare.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:00, archived)
# At first, I thought it was uranus.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:06, archived)
# HISANUS
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:26, archived)
# that book is on the floor to my right right now.
well the myth of sisyphus is.. and the outsider is to my front :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:08, archived)
# ...
b3ta.com/questions/books/post160309
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:16, archived)
# yes to groan-able jokes about intelligent things.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:41, archived)
# Good morning you sexi mofos


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 7:45, archived)
# oooh looks fab
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 7:49, archived)
# :D ty
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 7:59, archived)
# Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 7:50, archived)
# TY B3ta is being a bit High brow this morning
So I'll lower the tone


(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 7:59, archived)
# morning
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 7:53, archived)
# fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
candle.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 7:55, archived)
# Happy fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck candle
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 7:57, archived)
# what he said ^
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 8:33, archived)
# ta!
only just got to somewhere with the net again :)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:16, archived)
# ta
bra :)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:16, archived)
# CANDLES
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 7:58, archived)
# FIRE!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:17, archived)
# I wonder what it is about Aprils
Everyone seems to have their b3taday in April.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 8:02, archived)
# APRIL IS THE BEST
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:19, archived)
# Most of them after the 1st day of the month
(mine was a week early, but yes, I've noticed a candle-flood)
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:51, archived)
# CANDLES!

You and The Fiend

CAKE
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 8:11, archived)
# my head hurts
watching that :s

thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:18, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:39, archived)
# Candle!
No cake, have a Cable.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 8:30, archived)
# FOOM
BOOM
KOOM
WOOM
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 7:57, archived)
# I'm totally jacking his swag
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 7:57, archived)
# I liked it when Chris Farley did that dance
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 7:58, archived)
# IT'S A FUCKING VIOLA YOU FUCKS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 7:59, archived)
# it's spelt Vulva
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 7:59, archived)
# Very nice... but...
Do you have a click for even bigger?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 8:11, archived)
# how much bigger do you want it?
I've got the psd on the laptop at home I can remote in and upload it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 8:12, archived)
# It's just that the CFB is not a lot bigger and I would be interested to see more detail.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 8:15, archived)
# Hmm turns out the psd has been deleted
and the wife was shopping for handbags
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 8:19, archived)
# Your wife deleted it while looking for handbags???
You should now that wife's and porn b3ta don't mix and ladies should not be left in charge of PCs!

EDIT: Also, you're winning in the /board/stats? Is that you or the wife?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:15, archived)
# the wife looks on b3ta to see what I do all day at work
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:26, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 8:13, archived)
# Hail and well met.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 8:28, archived)
# Paul P disturbed the witch!
v'nice :)
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 8:56, archived)
# shotgun to the face should sort her right out
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 6:53, archived)
# Oooh lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 6:54, archived)
# Thanks.
It was an attempt at a save. The one I made following the original source just didn't look right so I just kept erasing stuff and messing with it. The girl in the source pic has long hair, and that was the main problem.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 6:56, archived)
# Do a reverse van gogh
get her to shave
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 7:04, archived)
# actually wait
a reverse van gogh would mean you attached an ear to your face and erased a self portrait
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 7:08, archived)
# I have this idea for a performance piece
which consists of going around telling people I have this idea for a performance piece.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 7:11, archived)
# now that's avante garde
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 7:12, archived)
# I'll need funding though
That's what's stopping me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 7:18, archived)
# There was a guy over here that got a $30k grant to film himself vomiting milk a few years ago
Maybe hit him up and see if he has any tips
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 7:22, archived)
# its not really fair that robert mapplethorpe got all the money from putting a bullwhip up his ass and i get nothing
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 7:42, archived)
# Maybe you're not putting it up far enough.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 7:43, archived)
# Put it in handle-first next time
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 7:59, archived)
# One of my nieces worked in a studio as an intern for a Summer a few years ago
and one of her jobs was to clear up after some people who filled their bowels with paint and then squirted it out.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 7:42, archived)
# oh you zany art-types!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 7:44, archived)
# I hope it wasn't lead-based paint
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 8:01, archived)
# disjointed. shanken. heart aches and shivers. can you believe they wore my jeans?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 7:12, archived)
# hahahaha, jack my swag
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 7:21, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WWloVLRt24&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 7:24, archived)
# HA HA HA HA
i was happy in the haze of a drunken hour but then someone bashed my fucked up teeth into my throat
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 7:35, archived)
# You make mine look shite!
Anyway, Happy Birthday Sean Maguire and Rosie Huntington Whiteley!

Click for bigger NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 7:22, archived)
# Had to look this guy up
apparently he was born in Ilford just down the road from where I grew up.
The body has a lot of depth, it looks like a clay model. How do you do these?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 7:30, archived)
# i think he was in grange hill
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 8:12, archived)
# ^ This
and EastCorrieRoadStreetEnd (or somthing like that)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 8:14, archived)
# just me or is the intro for hollyoaks just softcore porn
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 8:21, archived)
# It's just you...
and everyone else...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:04, archived)
# thank god for that
was starting to think I was a bit strange wanking to hollyoaks
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:08, archived)
#
???
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:17, archived)
# Errrm no
www.gubuwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/hollyoaks-1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 9:28, archived)
# cough TRACE BITMAP cough
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 8:53, archived)
# fantastic!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 7:49, archived)
# Cheers rev :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 7:50, archived)
# All the aces, man.
Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 8:31, archived)
# Its a bit low poly. Is it for a game?
Lovely stuff. *cleck*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 10:30, archived)
# Wow
You've outdone yourself, mofafahaffa.


CLEEEEECKKKEEEKKKK
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:10, archived)
# Nice.
Looks like a young Kryten.
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:47, archived)
# This triangle shit you've got going on
is really rather good
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:12, archived)
# nice
i really like this style
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 3:54, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 4:41, archived)
# That's very nice, how did you do that?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 6:01, archived)
# It's a 2-layer vector
same as I often make, but then the vector layers each have a layer mask on them which is filled with a striped pattern.
Then the layer masks are just rotated to give it a crosshatching or similar effect.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 6:55, archived)
# THE SHADOW WITHIN ME
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 6:02, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DwT_2QQU64
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 6:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 6:16, archived)
# when will morrissey cover this song?
and what jeans are they talking about? where can i buy them?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 6:18, archived)
# I think the jeans are a metaphor for sadness.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 6:22, archived)
# think of the pain and suffering that went into making those jeans!!!
dead teenagers
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 6:26, archived)
# It's ok
they were chinese kids
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 6:27, archived)
# damn girl how you get all that in dem jeans
euthanasia
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 6:48, archived)
# Hahahaha fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 6:58, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 7:03, archived)
# Hey hey
Genuinely pleased to see you here doc. I miss your posts.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 6:58, archived)
# sorrry i dont come because i dont feel as funny often
and im really sick of star wars jokes
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 7:03, archived)
# Oh hell me too.
Although Hedgehog's one was funny.
www.b3ta.com/board/10358185
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 7:13, archived)
# hahahahah
happytoast is going to be so pissed he didnt think of this first:

(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 7:21, archived)
# hahahaha
HI, I'M YODA
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 7:25, archived)
# THE FORESKIN IS WITH YOU
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 7:41, archived)
# BIG MOUTH I HAVE
ALSO: BRAIIIINS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 7:44, archived)
# Nice.
Texturised lady tests your eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 6:08, archived)
# Sorry in advance...
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 6:31, archived)
# Hahaha
that's pretty much how it looks to me while I'm trying to make them :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 6:53, archived)
# Perhaps you can do it better. Much better.
I'm sure of it.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:44, archived)
# fucking hell its been 6 cunting years


edit:thank you all
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 0:24, archived)
# happy candles
6 years, i dunno if i'll last that long to be honest
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 0:27, archived)
# hahaha!
nicely done. happy b3taday :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 0:27, archived)
# Happy flame on day.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 0:31, archived)
# Happy Candles Fiend!
Nice vein work.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 0:32, archived)
# happy 6 candles!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 0:32, archived)
# Merry flambéement! :)
I'd be tempted to get that looked at though ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 0:36, archived)
# happy candles you cock:D
(herman:D, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 0:40, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 0:52, archived)
# Gosh golly happy cakeday!
[cake]
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 0:46, archived)
# harpy candleday, fiendish penis!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 0:48, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 1:20, archived)
# An appropriate happy b3taday!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 1:29, archived)
# congratulations!
also: Ouch!!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 1:32, archived)
# that's nothing -- my girlfriend can do that
i mean,
....shit!

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 1:47, archived)
# Congratulations!
Or should that be commiserations?
I have conflicting feelings about this.
But YAY, anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 1:55, archived)
# Happy candles!
couple more days till my 7 year mark >_< have i really wasted that much of my life?
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 2:20, archived)
# Happy day
There's ointment for that I'm sure. Or maybe some sort of appliance
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 2:29, archived)
# happy candle
Hope the Peyronie's disease clears up.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 2:33, archived)
# One twisted cock.
As is your drawing.

Happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 2:54, archived)
# You need to relax, unwind...
light some candles...
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 3:34, archived)
# happyday
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 4:41, archived)
# U newb.

Happy b3taday Fiend!
Edit: It's got a vein, a scar, and a pimple. You rock!
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 5:45, archived)
# it's like you could just stick a spoon in there and serve it to children
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 7:13, archived)
# hahahahaha
It does look like something from a Lunchables pack.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 7:49, archived)
# CANDLES!

CAKE
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 6:02, archived)
# happy candle day
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 7:52, archived)
# Happy B3taday, Mister.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 8:33, archived)
# I like this I does. :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:10, archived)
# HORSE ABUSER
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 0:18, archived)
# FUCK YOU CUNT HORSE
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 0:20, archived)
# TOTAL ROTTER
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 0:24, archived)
# TOTAL TROTTERS
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 1:21, archived)
# LOTS'A TROTTER
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 1:48, archived)
# "daddy I want a horse for christmas"
"DADDY I HATE MY HORSE HE'S A TOTAL CUNT"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 1:20, archived)
# Spotted this...


I thought it looked familiar...
(ME-tan, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:28, archived)
# Anyone know what happened to the newslatter last week?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:43, archived)
# that man had a baby
(whorsepower needs an amusing sig, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:48, archived)
# Crikey!
Fair enouh indeed.


No-one tells me anything these days...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:50, archived)
# it turns out that you weren't the father
we all thought it best to keep it from you
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 0:16, archived)
# That
gave me giggles.
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 2:16, archived)
# Oh! Well done that man
Does he know that it wasn't actually him; it was his missus who had it?

Well done tho'
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 2:33, archived)
# Is Apple having a Joke?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:43, archived)
# That's a Ring I don't wish to see...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:45, archived)
# Is audi having a laugh?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:54, archived)
# audi keeps having a joke all the time
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 0:01, archived)
# All the time his ass?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 0:02, archived)
# forever his ass, all the time
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 0:18, archived)
# Back and forth. Forever. ))<>((
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 3:18, archived)
# HIS ASS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 7:06, archived)
# Is Audi having an Apple?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 0:01, archived)
# Is Audi pirating videos?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 0:35, archived)
# iPenis
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:54, archived)
# Haha
now you're thinking with portals!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 0:02, archived)
# At the end of the experiment, you will be baked,
and then there will be cock.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 0:09, archived)
# The cock is alive
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 0:10, archived)
# Do you see that thing that fell out of my trousers? What is that?
It's not the surprise ... I've never seen it before.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 0:13, archived)
# If I saw any fucker wearing one of these, I'd punch them in the gut.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 0:25, archived)
# hang on, what gives?
I thought this was by Toasty? It says its by 'ME-tan' now - whoever that is...?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 0:51, archived)
# it says at the top I posted it Jan 2010, stand down soldier :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 7:50, archived)
#
I deliberately doublechecked who posted that and when to make sure you were credited toasty. I don't work for the standard ;)
(ME-tan, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:44, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
If you think it it will come
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 7:50, archived)
# linking this as it's 575kb
and optimising kills it
www.b3tards.com/u/4f3e520a1ba01b78eff9/jedi_dive2.gif
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:13, archived)
# hahahaha
expert timing
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:14, archived)
# :D
expert lucky
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:19, archived)
# Arf! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:15, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:16, archived)
# this is a good obe
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:17, archived)
# :D
can't decide if that's a typo or not
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:21, archived)
# it is
ha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:20, archived)
# Hahahaha:D no pic;D
(herman:D, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:29, archived)
# hahaha
mmm, ladybeard...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:32, archived)
# This Obe looks a bit Gay-shift to me! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:33, archived)
# Approach the bench
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:37, archived)
#
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:48, archived)
#


Or at least I am - I have to get to work...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:51, archived)
# Gay shift:D
(herman:D, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 0:01, archived)
# He's really enjoying that.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 0:24, archived)
# *guffaw*
he really is a cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:54, archived)
# ::-D
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 0:23, archived)
# 0_o
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:04, archived)
# I'd run from that.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:05, archived)
# argh!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:06, archived)
# hahahaha
it seems to be enjoying terrorising people.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:11, archived)
# It's a HippoGryff
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:15, archived)
# "what do you call the brown stuff between a hippo's toes?"
slow natives...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:15, archived)
# that poor guy never gets a break
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:15, archived)
# hehehe
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:18, archived)
# Haha
Get a wriggle on mate - Mugabe's mad!
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:22, archived)
# yes
that expression is perfect
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:23, archived)
# hahaha both of those are excellent
does it come in desktop size?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:33, archived)
# Can't speak for Rattlehead but my source was a pretty low-res jpg
Sorry :(
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:40, archived)
# ^
this
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:41, archived)
# Hahaha perfect
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 0:25, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 4:40, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:31, archived)
# Toby
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:33, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:37, archived)
# Pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:39, archived)
# Congratulations it's a
..baby?
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:34, archived)
# See post above^
Wish I'd thought of that
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:37, archived)
# Shh...
You did, you were just hoping someone would guess it, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:41, archived)
# *blushes*
Wish I'd thought of that :D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:45, archived)
#
Arf. Right, Pizza time for me, yay jet lag. Does B3ta go completely dead on a Sunday night or am I about to venture into... du du dahhhh!!!.. The Gay Shift (tm)?
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:54, archived)
# This can't be right ...
is Audi the new Freebase?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:00, archived)
# I cant wait for their new car
"The Audi Goatse"
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:01, archived)
# Maybe
Depends if I knew what you were on about. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:05, archived)
# I think it's something along these lines ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:26, archived)
# I'll take two please!
but not on an empty stomach.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:32, archived)
# Cars.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:37, archived)
# Ooh, that's rather nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:40, archived)
# I used to design the bloody things.
Well, bits of them. Don't buy Vauxhall or Lotus.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:42, archived)
# This really reminds me of something.
Was there an advert like this back in the 80's or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:43, archived)
# I don't know;
I drew it for one of my vids.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:45, archived)
# Oh right,
Cos you're too young to remember the 80's as well right? ;)
I remember it from your vid cos I was going to do a pic using one of your cars but it didn't work. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:49, archived)
# I'm hiding
my big hair and rah-rah skirt. What 80's?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:52, archived)
# Show off those pins!
Some people in London wear those skirts again now and think they're fashionable. I find it funny.

Shit, I just turned into my Dad.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:57, archived)
# my legs have one job only
these days, and that is to keep me off the ground.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 0:00, archived)
# Oh,
and run around with bathtubs on.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 0:02, archived)
# Arf!
I worked that out as I scrolled down earlier.

The board, people, sheesh!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 0:05, archived)
# If mt pics weren't played with
I'm not sure i'd post them!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 0:06, archived)
# Yes you would!
The world needs more stray curly hairs in it and you know it!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 0:14, archived)
# Ewww Powder blue
and no spoiler?

Please use the space to below to describe the accident claim:
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:43, archived)
# Powder blue
is the new black.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:47, archived)
# Racist
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:52, archived)
# I apologise
for anyone on this forum who is powder blue. if Jim Davidson is looking; call me. I need advice.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:57, archived)
# I'm somewhat purple at the moment
but only past that the elastic band is wound around ... er ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:58, archived)
# Not...
*cues dramatic music*
...the "Gay Shift"?
Dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnnnn
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:00, archived)
# That's the badger!
I've only just woken up so might be a while. Saw some awesome arty stuff and have some ideas in my head and might play if I can function. I seem to remember though there's about 2 posts for the entire night, which may curtail my activities for a bit...
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:05, archived)
# *adopts*
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:37, archived)
# That'll be 1000 Kwacha please
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:48, archived)
# fuck
it's like that testicle baby from garth marenghi's darkplace
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:42, archived)
# All babies
are testicle babies
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:51, archived)
# this is true
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:16, archived)
# But how does he smell?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:49, archived)
# Alaska
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:51, archived)
# Oh my
that is horrible but rather well done. Nappy full of toe nails
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:52, archived)
# :D
Wish I'd thought of that
*rubs thighs*
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:58, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:25, archived)
# Hehehe!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:30, archived)
# Orgy of sly-winking usery
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:34, archived)
# arghh the horrorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:07, archived)
# argh!!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:09, archived)
# I'm amazed you didn't do this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLALtch8qIE
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:10, archived)
# haha
i saw that, v.good
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:13, archived)
# Haha. I like your attitude.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:19, archived)
# bathfuck :D
(herman:D, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:20, archived)
# Who's penetrating whom here?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:23, archived)
# I'd say not 'penetrating', more 'rimming'.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 0:18, archived)
# Looks like the bath thing may run and run.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:27, archived)
# Bed fourway
There's an installation in the Vancouver Art Museum at the mo that has four beds going for it. Must be the new vogue I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:30, archived)
# Good Heavens.
On a first date too.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:37, archived)
# I find this oddly quite stimulating
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:57, archived)
# hahahaha
shes only 13 but it is still kinda funny
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:31, archived)
# If you put yourself out there...
I was quiet at 13. I'm still quiet 30 years later.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:19, archived)
# does this mean there will be chicken for us to no eat?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:18, archived)
# Mnnnngggggg
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:30, archived)
# fuck
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:39, archived)
# Bruce Campbell?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:49, archived)
# les claypool from primus, in the wynona's big brown beaver video
scary yet awesome shit
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:17, archived)
# What you cant see cant harm you
thats what me dad said....i dont believe him

(Iamthemaster half fly half man - does that make me a flan?, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:00, archived)
# ADD POLITICS + COMPO IT
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:15, archived)
# The Enrichment Center promises to always provide a safe testing environment.
In dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always provide useful advice.
For instance: the floor here will kill you. Try to avoid it.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:49, archived)
# Something I'm mucking around with


Click for bigness with less optimisation
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:47, archived)
# Thats superb
and breaks my brain
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:48, archived)
# That's excellent work :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:55, archived)
# woah, it's like the matrix
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:56, archived)
# nice!
I've tried similar with bad results
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:02, archived)
# Optimising these is a bitch
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:42, archived)
# The stadium one is very nice, but the cyclic regenerating ear on this one is freaking me out somewhat
;)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:51, archived)
# Messes with my head too.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:56, archived)
# Ilikethis Woo
3D camera?
(herman:D, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:13, archived)
# Yep
I've got one of those Fuji W3s, which is fucking awesome. The one of the cats was taken with an old Nimslo and scanned. I'm using interpolation software to generate the in-between images, with varying results.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:44, archived)
# oohhhh, interpolation -- big shiny word! :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:28, archived)
# I think this is the worst thing I've ever done.
Pretty Brutal. Maybe don't check this at work
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:17, archived)
# Sorry.
Hiding that.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:18, archived)
# Someone pointed out that if I publish that, it'll no doubt end up on neo-fascist forums...
Eep...


n.b. I am not a neo-fascist.
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:21, archived)
# is this some horrible thing from the news
I've managed to avoid hearing about?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:21, archived)
# Nope. I was just watching American History X and this popped into my head...
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:22, archived)
# Thanks for linking.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:45, archived)
# No problem
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:46, archived)
# Yep ... that's pretty bad.
So curb your enthusiasm.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:22, archived)
# ^ this
Just grit your teeth and face the music
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:24, archived)
# *stony expression*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:25, archived)
# *parps*
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:26, archived)
# guess I have bitten off more than I can chew
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:26, archived)
# Ain't that a kick in the head?
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:27, archived)
# and now I have this stuck in my head
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WI02_UJ1C6I
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:29, archived)
# Better that than a racist's boot.
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:34, archived)
# argh no
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:48, archived)
# This is the worst gif I've ever done:(
its not a real cat
(herman:D, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:40, archived)
# ON the topic of right-wingers...
It would appear that the nationalists have done quite well in the Finnish election. Now, is it me, or...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:46, archived)
# Are they by any chance related?
I think we should be told.


/Private Eye.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:01, archived)
# fair enough for linking it
but it's only from a movie..it's not real and it doesn't mean your a racist.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:51, archived)
# True, yes, and obviously not.
But it's still grim.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:56, archived)
# That scene really puts my teeth on edge ;)
but it's a really good film, best way to deal with racism is to show exactly how nasty and evil it can be and the film does that very well.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:20, archived)
# A poor TOAP joke.
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:13, archived)
#
?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:21, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:22, archived)
# Damn you!
I need to be quicker with my shoddy responses.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:28, archived)
# Many artefacts were dug up that day.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:21, archived)
# Not as poor as this...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:28, archived)
# genius
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 5:44, archived)
# Well, I might as well whore out this rather similar image I did a while back while I'm here.
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:47, archived)
# SPANNNNNNGGGGG!
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 8:38, archived)
# Fuck i left my Bath running :D
(herman:D, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 20:35, archived)
# god that's fast
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 20:38, archived)
# :)
Awaits flood of responses!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 20:38, archived)
# Aargh!! O_o
Plus, another year when I told myself I was going to get fit enough to enter the Londinium Marathon, but didn't :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 20:39, archived)
# My cousin did it today
I'm so proud of her.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 20:47, archived)
# A big well done to her :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:03, archived)
# Londinium?
You've been telling yourself for 1500+ years? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:06, archived)
# I'm older than I look ...
Lean closer, youngling, and taste of my age-old wisdom

/jackson blog
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:11, archived)
# Glug
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 20:41, archived)
# Ooh, chase me, chase me

Seams? What seams?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:03, archived)
# Hahaha! Silly :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:06, archived)
# Ahahaha win.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:07, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:24, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:31, archived)
# Only two legs
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 20:41, archived)
# Amphetamine tub hurtles onward forever through the flashing clouds.
{8-o
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:06, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:09, archived)
# Oh FFS.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:11, archived)
# on a theme ... :)


(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:37, archived)
# LolZ!
and huzzah for silly running legs!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:30, archived)
# Billy Whizz
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:45, archived)
# Hahahahah
fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:57, archived)
# Q&D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 19:17, archived)
# Ha
How rare.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 19:17, archived)
# hahaha
edit: had to be done

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 17 Apr 2011, 19:17, archived)
# having a joke etc
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 20:57, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:08, archived)
# Ha ha!!! :D
That's guaranteed to put a smile on anybody's face! :)



...well, almost anybody's.

Le sauce: www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b010gljw/Have_I_Got_News_for_You_Series_41_Episode_2/?t=24m24s
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 19:27, archived)
# hahahha
hitchens looks weird enough as he is
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 19:31, archived)
# Penguin!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:43, archived)
# He seems to like her
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 19:28, archived)
# Maybe he has a thing for Black chicks?
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 19:29, archived)
# hahahah
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 19:30, archived)
#
hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 17 Apr 2011, 19:50, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 20:32, archived)
# But today is Sunday...
Rebecca Black is a damn liar!
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 20:43, archived)
# I'll park this her and I'm off for a beer


Night all
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 18:19, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 18:20, archived)
# Is Hitchcock having a joke?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 18:35, archived)
# hahaha
you rotter
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 18:49, archived)
# Haha
This would be great animated, with the billboard moving eerily forward as Cary Grant runs.
EDIT: Also, with the goatse steering wheel turning left and right as it goes.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 19:15, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 17 Apr 2011, 19:20, archived)
# In Rob's absence, quality control went out the window :(

Not in any way a comment on your pic which is fab :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 20:08, archived)
# Shopped pics only pls.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 20:12, archived)
# Oh, hang on
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 20:33, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10394111
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 20:34, archived)
# Hahaha that again.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:10, archived)

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