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[challenge entry] Casual racism.
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Thu 26 May 2011, 14:32, archived)
# i agree
it is clearly a scone and not a biscuit!

fucking yanks!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 26 May 2011, 14:45, archived)
# *fancies a brew*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 26 May 2011, 15:43, archived)
[challenge entry] He does you know.
(CjR Mix, Thu 26 May 2011, 14:26, archived)
# "I want chocolate chip, not excuses".
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 26 May 2011, 14:28, archived)
# Stay clear of the plain chocolate covered ones, they're a little on the dark side
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 26 May 2011, 14:29, archived)
# oooof...
: )
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 26 May 2011, 14:32, archived)
# dunktastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 May 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Jedigestive : )
fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 26 May 2011, 14:33, archived)
# what Charlie Brown Said
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 May 2011, 14:34, archived)
# Good grief!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 26 May 2011, 14:46, archived)
# Penfold?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 May 2011, 14:50, archived)
# dad?
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 26 May 2011, 14:55, archived)
# very good
compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 26 May 2011, 14:46, archived)
# Ah!
cheers. Just read how to enter! Sorted.
(CjR Mix, Thu 26 May 2011, 14:56, archived)
# very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 May 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Coolio.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 26 May 2011, 15:27, archived)
# That is amazing
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 May 2011, 7:32, archived)
# Oh this is absolutely fantastic!
*standingly ovates*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 May 2011, 10:44, archived)
# If God Had ADHD


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(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Thu 26 May 2011, 14:11, archived)
# How rare :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 26 May 2011, 14:16, archived)
# ^ What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 26 May 2011, 14:25, archived)
# 'If' ?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 May 2011, 14:16, archived)
# How d'you know He doesn't?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 26 May 2011, 14:17, archived)
#
i spoke w/him last night after his most recent diagnosis
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Thu 26 May 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Come with me if you want to live, Dorothy.
(iamgoingtohell, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:28, archived)
# Okey dokey
She doesn't seem to give a shit as she's busy rohypnol-ing that man's drink in a plastic cup.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:31, archived)
# What are you imagining he has in the plastic cup?
I reckon red Thunderbird
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:35, archived)
# Irn Bru
for the tin man
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:38, archived)
# Ahh, so she's gonna rohypnol him
and ride his funnel for all she's worth!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:40, archived)
# Shit that stuff was lethal!
Do you know if they still sell it?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:39, archived)
# I think you need the correct Bio-Hazard paperwork to get hold of it
thesedays.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:40, archived)
# Haven't seen it for a long time
but then haven't looked for a long time either!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Classy...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:39, archived)
[challenge entry] "Gif me yo heart, yo brain, and yo courage"
Nicely.
Also a repost: for challenge:
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:34, archived)
# Still wonderful :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 26 May 2011, 13:37, archived)
# ^
'noon Zumf
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:38, archived)
# 'noon, mister numerals.
I must apologise to all for my lurking. Haven't been drawin' much recently!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 26 May 2011, 14:08, archived)
# fab!
run biscuits, run!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:42, archived)
# ^ needs more illegitimate children
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:34, archived)
# he can survive exploding petrol tankers, thousands of rounds of ammunition fired at him, grenades and knife attacks, but get him out in the rain for two minutes, and he'll rust right up!
awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:38, archived)
# Give me your clothes, your motorcycle
and a can of WD-40.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:40, archived)
# :D


Click for bigger (192 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:48, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:51, archived)
# hullo grunty!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:54, archived)
# Hello Guv!
How's things?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 May 2011, 14:02, archived)
# doing well, thanks! just busy at work, so little time for b3ta these days :(
your good self?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 26 May 2011, 14:14, archived)
# Most well, thank you.
Just back from fab hols, and so I'm feeling very blissed-out and relaxed. It's freaking everyone out in the office ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 May 2011, 14:27, archived)
# haha! Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 26 May 2011, 14:46, archived)
# Ha-ha!
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 26 May 2011, 15:26, archived)
# I had no idea
he was a friend of Dorothy's
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:41, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 May 2011, 14:07, archived)
# I love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 26 May 2011, 15:38, archived)
[challenge entry]





(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:25, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:25, archived)
# nice selection
of biscuits there!

(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:32, archived)
# Wild World
(Kit) Kat Stevens
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:32, archived)
# My backups, in case I couldn't find enough biscuit based songs were:
OREO Speedwagon
Bourbon Jovi
Lionel Rich Tea
Garibaldi Glitter
Bloc Party Rings
Digesteve Miller Band
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:35, archived)
# Bourbon jovi!
Living on a cracker
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:36, archived)
# Oooo
Those are good. I was trying to think of one for Wafer, but struggling, so I used Google.

Hall and Oates: Wafer Me
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:41, archived)
# Vanilla Nice
Roxette - It Custard Cream Love

Mr.Blue Sky, please tell us why, you had to hide a wafer so long...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 26 May 2011, 14:20, archived)
# that is fantastic :D
problem is, now all that I can think of is "C is for cookie, that's good enough for me..."
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:34, archived)
# Easily the best song on there.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:35, archived)
# Hahaha
I just treated my office to "C is for cookie".

They didn't like it but fuck 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:35, archived)
# Fuck 'em indeed
Would they have preferred it if I'd put some Limp Bizkit in there, hmmm?

I don't think anyone would have thanked me for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:37, archived)
# No way!
It would have been boycotted.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:40, archived)
# Ball & Biscuit FTMFW!!!
Superb Tune
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Too much work, not enough time
so have this :)

bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:10, archived)
# TOAB
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 May 2011, 13:13, archived)
[challenge entry] A biting critique of the Tesco Value brand or Nice biscuits in general?
May was well put this here.

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:17, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 May 2011, 13:19, archived)
# 'Terry Titcrush'
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:19, archived)
# THIS^^
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:25, archived)
# I wish this was real
: )
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:19, archived)
# *sings*
:D

/oldenoughtoremember
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:20, archived)
# me three
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 May 2011, 13:37, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:22, archived)
# Hahaha! I've got a bit of a titcrush myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 26 May 2011, 13:26, archived)
# That Titcrush
Why was he ever allowed on the committe in the first place?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:29, archived)
# Friends in chocolatey places.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:31, archived)
# Speaking of which, I wonder if Mr Magic Tea Fingers is a member
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:36, archived)
# Gary Baldi is a member
(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Yay I found it!

cfb
Yes, it was on the internet but I put it there in the first place. I hope you don't mind me leaving it here?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:24, archived)
# Most misnamed biscuit in history.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:29, archived)
# I've always felt that brand was being rather presumptuous.
Surely it's our call if they're nice or not?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:32, archived)
# Customer surveys found that "Okay" biscuits
and "Well they won't kill you" biscuits just didn't preform so well within the demographic the company was aiming for.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 26 May 2011, 13:39, archived)
# I'd certainly go for a pack of 'Well, they won't kill you' biscuits.
Maybe not the ones with the ground glass in, though.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:44, archived)
# Woah! You are so totally outside the demographic with that one!
We don't know if single people eat Nice Biscuits. Frankly, we don't care to know. Its a market we can do without.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 26 May 2011, 13:48, archived)
[challenge entry] From last night :D

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Thu 26 May 2011, 14:08, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:45, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:45, archived)
# Arf!
How about a nice cup of Baldrick's coffee to go with the choccy fingers?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:46, archived)
# nyom!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:47, archived)
# 'Snorted'
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:47, archived)
# lovely jubbly!
with extra wibble.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:47, archived)
# truly excellent sir
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 May 2011, 12:47, archived)
# Thanks Freebs!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:50, archived)
# Forbes!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:51, archived)
# technically Fourbes
but I prefer Freebs

I miss Ironman.... :(
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 May 2011, 12:55, archived)
# For no very good reason at all, have a bit of this:
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:00, archived)
# Zone Troopers?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:04, archived)
# Actually, it's from some weird short film,
linked from itsnicethat - it struck me as rather odd.

In the way those things sometimes do.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:06, archived)
# Invasion of the Pea People?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 May 2011, 13:15, archived)
# Yes!*
*no
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:16, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
Wibble wibble wibble....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:51, archived)
# Hobble nobble hobble nobble....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:52, archived)
# hahaha!
lovely...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:53, archived)
# wibbly-woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 May 2011, 12:53, archived)
# one of the absolute classics.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 May 2011, 12:54, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Historical Gangster Lolz
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:44, archived)
# oh spang!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:47, archived)
# Hahaahaaha
(twattybanjo, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:48, archived)
# Lovely boys.* They was cruel but fair and they stuck to their own.
And they loved their mum.
:D

*Cunts

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:49, archived)
# pointless/weird fact:
I once met cynthia payne and mad frankie fraser. Cynthia was under 5ft tall. Mad frankie fraser (the one who pulled teeth out) was even shorter than her.

Maybe it's true what they say about short people*

*that they might become psychopaths
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:55, archived)
# Pffft!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:49, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 May 2011, 12:53, archived)
# groan!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:53, archived)
[challenge entry] This gave me chuckles

Whats wrong? Its related.... lifeinthermals.blogspot.com/2010/07/three-quarters-of-bourbon-biscuit.html
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:09, archived)
# you found it, so it should win the compo?
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:13, archived)
# You know you're getting old
when you get knob creak.

edit: I don't understand the negative replies you're getting. I don't think the original bottle has got bourbon biscuits on it... has it?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:14, archived)
# *creaks*
(twattybanjo, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:18, archived)
# buh-buh..
buh-buh..bigger boys came!
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:38, archived)
# haha!
there, there...

*pats on shoulder*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:44, archived)
# re your link: why would you go in a magazine to tell everyone you have a tiny knob?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:18, archived)
# The true horror began when he actually smiled for the accompanying photo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:23, archived)
# she's smiling cos her cock is bigger than his
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:24, archived)
# maybe its 2 inchs in width
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:26, archived)
# that's still not very big
or are you talking diameter rather than girth?

(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:27, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtnCcWOS7y8
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 May 2011, 12:39, archived)
# Why am I looking at a video of a band?
*gets cross thread confusion*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:44, archived)
# radius.
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:30, archived)
# in the hope the reader doesn't lift the staple
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:24, archived)
# But two inches isn't tiny.

* Is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:30, archived)
# it might just be really far away
how tall are you?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:31, archived)
# Six foot, three
but you're right, I am really far away...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:36, archived)
# t'other side o t' Pennines
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 May 2011, 12:42, archived)
# YOU'RE
wobbly bloke you cunt.
(twattybanjo, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:43, archived)
# This is true
FACT!

* NOON twattybanjo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:53, archived)
# the more you say you are ,
the more attractive you become to me....
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:57, archived)
# My & Rob....
Sitting in a tree...
C.U.N.T.I.N.G...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:07, archived)
# :D
(Happy Ghost : a soggy combination of river & toast, on, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:25, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:21, archived)
# much as I love to flame a noob
he has a pic of Knob's bourbon whiskey and 'shopped biscuits in it so technically he's doing it all right.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:23, archived)
# right oh, sincere apologies, i though it was a picture he'd found
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:28, archived)
# he's done a couple of good efforts today
He just needs to make sure he doesn't post too many in a row.
But he's doing well so far.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:30, archived)
# yeah i think i remember seeing one yesterday / last night that was pretty good
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:36, archived)
# Italian job
Cool..thanks, yes been let off the leash, couldn't stop myself - I need a break, maybe a kit-kat?
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:39, archived)
# Tineye says 23 similar
but none with bourbons in.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:41, archived)
# cor you're thorough!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:46, archived)
#
thorough a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:49, archived)
# Hello new person!
Welcome

Have you been here before using that name?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:52, archived)
# Hi...Thanks....
...no been lurking for a while but only posted this week
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:38, archived)
# Hahaha
anything with 'knob' on it is a win for me : )
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:18, archived)
# So...
you're a Lady Gaga fan then?
(I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Tue 31 May 2011, 5:07, archived)
# Help us choose the Question of the Week
A genuine metric crapload of QOTW suggestions this week, some of which weren't utterly mental at all. So... vote from these choice cuts:

Misunderstandings - "I once talked at length to my hairdresser about a party I was planning, when she'd asked me if I wanted a parting"

Best / Worst thing I've ever eaten - "MINGE" = BAN

Oddly Attractive - Tell us about your real life and celebrity borderline boilers (and the other way around, to prove we're not all mysoginist pigs)

Living the Dream - I was genuinely a captain in the US Air Force for two weeks. Then they realised...

The Morning After - Things that happened The Next Day

Breaking in / Breaking out - Ever blagged your way into something? Ever had to escape?

Mini poll bar
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The B3TA massive urges you to vote for Oddly Attractive. Vote closes when I get back from the shops.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:07, archived)
# are you going to the shops for biscuits
or are you off to buy a plane tickets to iceland?
Just so I know what sort of time scale we're looking at.

Edit: so I can say that COCK is the best thing I've eaten?


Edit 2: I like break in and break outs. I once broke into the Brit awards in the 90s. We pretended we were with famous people but we only had the Jive Bunny artists with us.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:09, archived)
# Biscuits
But it's at the out-of-town Biscuits Warehouse, incorporating World of Wafers
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:10, archived)
# is that like Land of Liebnitz?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 May 2011, 12:13, archived)
# Oh I see
Until you said this I was struggling to understand the MINGE = BAN bit
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:13, archived)
# do you know what?
I didn't even see that.

The worst thing I've ever eaten is tripe

see yesterday's pre DTF lunchtime thread
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 May 2011, 12:14, archived)
# Rainbow smiles all the way.
I'm no fan of tripe either, but I feel there must have been worse things I've eaten.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:17, archived)
# maggots and worms?
fish fingers and custard?

edit: I'm eating a tuna sandwich which will be followed by a lemon iced cake. This may not go well.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:19, archived)
# just don't take a bite of each
*edit* I'm starving - should I
a) take out a tenner and walk down to Greggs?
b) Go to the One Stop and put a bag of crisps and a Ginsters on my Debit Card?
c) Have a cup of coffee instead?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 May 2011, 12:20, archived)
# take out a tenner and go to gregs and get:
2 x sos roles
1 x cream cake
1 x crisps
1 x drink
1 x choc crispie cake
1 x baggette
1 x jam donut
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:26, archived)
# oooh - I like sos role play
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 May 2011, 12:28, archived)
# hide the sausage?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:30, archived)
# go on then
right - you got five minutes to find it...

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 May 2011, 12:36, archived)
# *rummages*
is this it?

*tugs*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:39, archived)
# is it warm?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 May 2011, 12:47, archived)
# yeah
and a bit greasy.

*puts back*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:49, archived)
# I can't eat that now
it's covered in fluff!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 May 2011, 12:56, archived)
# errrr.. where is the caramel donut? eh? eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:32, archived)
# I only know caramel squares, not tried them.
they sound very sweet, I may become diabetic if I eat one.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Do it!
All the cool kids are diabetic.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:48, archived)
# c)... then c) again
...then proceed to step a)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:27, archived)
# I'm finding Oddly Attractive
oddly attractive...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:11, archived)
# You've spelt 'MINGE-BAN' incorrectly, it should be:
M-A-R-R-I-A-G-E
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:22, archived)
# wanna talk about it?
*hugs away the frustration*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:29, archived)
# Vote for Gonz's
best / worst thing eaten. The B3ta massive don't have a good track record of picking good questions and Oddly Attractive sounds like it could rival mixtapes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:24, archived)
# What's 'mixtapes'?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:49, archived)
# A previous QOTW that allegedly got panned by some for being horribly dull.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:58, archived)
# Oh, go on then
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:41, archived)
# Yes, because 'what I like eating' WON'T be like a week long /offtopic.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:45, archived)
# ^This
how many times do we want to see "I fancy Fearn Britton" or "I fancy Kirstie Allsop" in one week?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:41, archived)
[challenge entry] I need tea (and biscuits obvs) so I'll just dump this here.
Pop quiz: who is this 80s band? I used to love them - listened to them on cassette as my medium of choice.



I think this is without doubt THE crappest picture I've ever done, and this perversely pleases me.

Edit: hover over pic for answer
.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:47, archived)
# is it Whipsnade Zoo and the Animatronics?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 May 2011, 11:48, archived)
# I love them
I've got all their 8-tracks.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:49, archived)
# Half Man, Half-Biscuit.
Nom.
Or BWEI - Biscuit Will Eat Itself.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:50, archived)
# No no that's fanta will drink itself.
erm.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:52, archived)
# btw you win!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:31, archived)
# Edward Biscuithands
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:53, archived)
# hahahaha!
no he's got carrots


so lazy, didn't even change the title.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:54, archived)
# Grate!
Very dice.
'chopped pics only, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:00, archived)
# Fuckin' Ell
It's Fred Titmus! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:56, archived)
# Time flies by when you're the driver of a train....
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:57, archived)
# I love you because
(you look like Jim Reeves) ;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:59, archived)
# and he's not looking so well these days...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:03, archived)
# he's doing the Len Ganley stance
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:14, archived)
# Dr and The Crippens?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:58, archived)
# the biscuit men
classic.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:59, archived)
# Zodiac Mindwarp?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:59, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:01, archived)
# Zodiac Mindwarp and the Bourbon Reaction!
Splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:01, archived)
# Prime Mover
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 May 2011, 12:02, archived)
# !
Do you mean this lot?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:04, archived)
# I don't believe he does
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:12, archived)
# no SHE doesn't
lols :D
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:15, archived)
# JPG was talking about BBBB
We know you're a girl, you just showed us your knockers!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:18, archived)
# and very nicely polished they were too
;)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 May 2011, 12:21, archived)
# I'm an idiot.
but happy to do this at the london bash this weekend if you like. Might cost you a cider and a fag cos I'm classy like that.

alternatively: www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&biw=1280&bih=650&q=door%20knockers&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:21, archived)
# Well, I'm tempted to come now!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:23, archived)
# do it!
It's also my birthday that day so slutty behaviour must be embraced!!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:33, archived)
# I would if I could
Make sure you flash for the cameras so I don't miss out
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:45, archived)
# Freebs isn't a girl.
He fights bears for burger money.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:20, archived)
# what are we talking about here?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 May 2011, 12:22, archived)
# MINGE = BAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:24, archived)
# absolutely NOT
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 May 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Well I love TV and I love T Rex
I can see through your skin I got X-ray specs
I came from the sky like a 747
I'm a love bomb baby, I fell outta heaven
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:21, archived)
# !
Well I'm Christ In Shades I'm A Napalm God
Your Lipstick Flickers Round My Lightning Rod
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 May 2011, 12:27, archived)
# Gay Biscuits on Acid?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:02, archived)
# Where are they now.
The GBoA released some excellent stuff on flexi-disc...
(xaer0mancer, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:28, archived)
# Smashing biscuit blouses?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:06, archived)
# There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in millets
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:12, archived)
# Best Band in the World Ever!
Love, love, HMHB!!!
(JimChimney, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:43, archived)
# I don't know but you've just reminded me I've got an old pic to post somewhere.
*searches*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:49, archived)
# How he unwinds after those pesky turtles elude capture

Plan to colour it in as soon as I can be bothered
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:44, archived)
# I loved your bass playing in WASP
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 May 2011, 11:45, archived)
# Nice!
You drew it 6 years ago and still can't be bothered to colour it?

Also. You have 25 months in the year where you come from?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:49, archived)
# ha wrong year
dun fixed it before I gave away the original. And I maximize my year to the fullest with as many months as possible, thank you very much
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:54, archived)
# Bangin' on the bongos like a chimpanzee..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:50, archived)
# nice action
on that cymbal...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:56, archived)
# Teenage Mutant Gary Birtles
(twattybanjo, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:24, archived)
# funnier than it should have been.
/
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:35, archived)
# I have just spent 5 min laughing at this!
love it! :)
FAR funnier than i ever would have believed :)
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Thu 26 May 2011, 14:46, archived)
# nice arts
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Sea is for cookie..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:25, archived)
# yay!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:25, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 May 2011, 11:26, archived)
# OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:28, archived)
# Cookies ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:31, archived)
# that would be a better movie!
*awaits flaming from star wars fans*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:34, archived)
# The Muppets managed to get a man on the inside for the sequel.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:36, archived)
# I love this
Star Destroyers for the win! Such a beautiful ship

should be Leia swimming though...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 May 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Leia swimming pics are rarer than unicorn penis.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:42, archived)
# CFL
www.brickset.com/detail/?Set=10221-1
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:47, archived)
# Don't worry
most of them will be shaking in apoplectic rage in the corner, unable to co-ordinate themselves into forming actual words.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 May 2011, 11:36, archived)
# graaaaagghle
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:36, archived)
# immphhhhhhuuuugggghhh
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 May 2011, 11:38, archived)
# our neighbours 3 year old son is Star Wars mad
they were round our house recently and he was waving his light sabre around a bit too enthusiastically, so his mother told him off. He just looked to the ground and said "I have failed you, master"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 May 2011, 11:38, archived)
# This is brilliant
*clicks hard*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 May 2011, 11:39, archived)
# straight faces were in short supply afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 May 2011, 11:47, archived)
# Awwww - Bless!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:39, archived)
# that's brilliant!
did you ever see that clip of the girl being inducted into the dark side by darth vader at an expo?

Classic.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:39, archived)
# ooh no - linky?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 May 2011, 11:46, archived)
# sorry - thought it was very GC.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5mK7dzyUkM
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:51, archived)
# classic!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 May 2011, 11:54, archived)
# awww!
evil in her heart there is
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 May 2011, 11:57, archived)
# I love the story about Alec Guinness meeting an eight-year-old Star Wars fan
and making him promise never to watch it again.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:42, archived)
# that's too mean.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:43, archived)
# I trust you gave him extra cake for that one!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:49, archived)
# hehe
he was too busy throwing cheese footballs round for cake, as well as light sabering people
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 May 2011, 11:52, archived)
# just read this
and all I can say is ahahahaha! :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:57, archived)
# : )
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:33, archived)
# my response was going to be to lift up my t-shirt
and show my boobs.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:38, archived)
# you keep a blooper real up your shirt?
Have yuou not uploaded it to YouTube?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 May 2011, 11:40, archived)
# really? I mention boobs and you mention tv?
Check your cock hasn't fallen off.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:42, archived)
# nope
he's still there - sitting on top of the barn
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 May 2011, 11:44, archived)
# *shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:56, archived)
# careful now.. that thing could go off!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 May 2011, 12:07, archived)
# *swoons*

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:44, archived)
# this, of course, is what I meant to say
but I didn't want to come across all pervy..
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 May 2011, 11:47, archived)
# I prefer pervy please!
tbh.

I have to get what I can, when I can.

*frots*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:53, archived)
# don't fret, petal
*offers shoulder*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 May 2011, 11:57, archived)
# Then I'll revert to the original *spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:58, archived)
# *looks for hidden camera*
How did you know?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:38, archived)
# I don't know if I ever told you this
but mr b3th is a huge fan of your namesake, and also of the Rambling Sid Rumpole. This information is of no discernable use to you, but I was amused to recognise the name.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 May 2011, 11:43, archived)
# I have just learned something!
I didn't know about the JPG character!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 May 2011, 11:54, archived)
# :)
Check this out
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:01, archived)
# goodness!
If I ever have another child, I'm choosing a name from that list :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 May 2011, 12:13, archived)
# Hehe...
Kenneth Williams at his very best. I sometimes feel as though I have sullied his legacy somewhat.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:59, archived)
# hehe
with The Count as C3PO, Mr Snuffleupagus as Jabba. Who else?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 May 2011, 11:36, archived)
# Beaker as Yoda
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:38, archived)
# This is perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:40, archived)
# ad a few fraggle rocks for the alliance
and we've got box-office gold!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:41, archived)
# so much yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 May 2011, 11:49, archived)
# A slightly older Miss Piggy.
You wouldn't have to change the voice then.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:52, archived)
# No no no
The Count is fat too manly to be C3PO. You want Gonzo for that. Or Beaker. Beaker would make a good C3PO.

Also, have a Count:
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 May 2011, 11:40, archived)
# I'm moving house soon
and have had to go through the inventory for the landlady. Doing it like the Count is what kept me sane.

"One white bowl! TWO white bowls! Three white bowls! FOUR white bowls! AH AH AH ahhhhh". *tick*
(twattybanjo, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:44, archived)
# your definition of sane may not be the same as most other people.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:48, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:44, archived)
# Lully.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:53, archived)
# Animal as Chewwie
/obvious
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:42, archived)
# Maria as Leia
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:44, archived)
# C:
Big blue wobbly thing that mermaids live in.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 May 2011, 11:29, archived)
# brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 May 2011, 11:34, archived)
# *awards all the prizes*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Woo!
Have the inevitable pea...

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:41, archived)
# I thought this might resurface, this week.
And rightfully so.
-----

I'm all out of Cookies.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:54, archived)
# das ist gut ya
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 26 May 2011, 14:02, archived)
# *clciks*
It's these old bones of mine I think.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:38, archived)
# love it! :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 May 2011, 19:33, archived)
# Very good Captain
I can just hear him, "Da-Dum,Da-Dum, DAA-DUMM, COOKIE TIME!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 May 2011, 11:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun or first?
Quick n dirty btw

(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:13, archived)
# ooh nicely
he needs a cuppa to go with it though
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:15, archived)
# And what's wrong with dipping hobnobs in scotch may I ask?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:16, archived)
# actually, any kind of grainy biscuit is nice dipped in Scotch
hobnobs especially
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 May 2011, 11:24, archived)
# Did he cut himself shaving
and now he's cheering himself up with a biscuit?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:16, archived)
# ^this
hahhaa
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:16, archived)
# very much this
(sounds like me)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 May 2011, 11:23, archived)
# I think we've all suffered the indignity
of toilet-paper face at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:25, archived)
# I know I have
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 May 2011, 11:29, archived)
# haha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:32, archived)
# case in point
tutankhamun was a terrible at shaving. Science.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:37, archived)
# Yes - Sharp biscuit?
english.peopledaily.com.cn/90001/90781/90877/7192256.html
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:46, archived)
# has he cut himself shaving?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:16, archived)
# haha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:17, archived)
# mind the piss!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:19, archived)
# I think he did
morningstar-cyberwear.info/dj/ Like this poor guy
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:19, archived)
# you cunt!
hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:20, archived)
# I never realised how funky
the bassline was on that tune...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:21, archived)
# why it never got to number 1 is beyond me
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 May 2011, 11:23, archived)
# Personally I love it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:24, archived)
# Best of all the basslines
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:24, archived)
# I blame the haters...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:24, archived)
# ^
8)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:25, archived)
# excellent!
welcome to this place
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 May 2011, 11:24, archived)
[challenge entry] I did this last week when I thought it was going to be biscuits.....
Ah go on, go on, GO ON!!!



Welcome - pull up a shop, leaf a kitten etc. :D
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:26, archived)
# hahahah
great stuff, Wendy
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 May 2011, 11:33, archived)
# *Threlfalls*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:37, archived)
#
Ah go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on
(Cosa Nostril, Mon 30 May 2011, 6:26, archived)
# Very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:29, archived)
# Good morning boys and girls
I am starting a new thread to post something that isn't biscuit related!

I've been over on one of the other boards for aaaages, but this come to me this morning and I couldn't get it out of my head, so you bastards can have it.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 May 2011, 11:10, archived)
# that's very good...
considering the lack of biscuits. :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:12, archived)
# and where have you been?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 May 2011, 11:12, archived)
# On OT
Please don't hate me, it's nice over there. And they don't make you draw anything.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 May 2011, 11:19, archived)
# OT?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 May 2011, 11:24, archived)
#
http://www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 May 2011, 11:24, archived)
# It's like /Talk for sane people
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 May 2011, 11:26, archived)
# Oh yeah, *all* the cool kids are there
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 May 2011, 11:28, archived)
# who the hell are all those people?
wow.

they mostly come out at night... mostly
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:35, archived)
# Off Topic
a QOTW spinoff
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 May 2011, 11:25, archived)
# Too. Many. Offshoots.
What do they all do?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:28, archived)
# dunno really
I just flit between here and /Links

Mostly here
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 May 2011, 11:29, archived)
# I can barely cope with qotw, board and links.
but then I spend most of my day sitting under the stairs with my cb radio a whisk.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:33, archived)
# 10-4 good buddy
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:36, archived)
# Ditto.
I've scanned the pages of /talk, but wouldn't really know where to start.
I've considered posting a "hello", but it's like blood in the Amity waters.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:48, archived)
# /OT are mostly nice
as long as you don't troll. And you don't mind being insulted after every post.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 May 2011, 11:52, archived)
# Never tried trolling, and insults from faceless strangers don't tend to upset me.
Hmm.
I may just take a wander over there, later..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:57, archived)
# If I'm there
you can say you know me. That'll get you all the cool points.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 May 2011, 12:01, archived)
# I like this!
as a law breaker*, I would very much like to break the laws of gravity.

*may not be tru copper!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:28, archived)
# Gravity's excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:29, archived)
# I don't know,
it tends to bring me down...
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Sort of Bindun


Quick & dirty...
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 26 May 2011, 10:58, archived)
# CookerPenis!
best of all the biscuits
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:59, archived)
# You bet!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:06, archived)
# That's not cookerpenis
It's kitchenwang
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:07, archived)
# Lacist
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:09, archived)
# But yours has pubes...
www.b3ta.com/board/10432613
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:00, archived)
# Better than mine
And how did I miss it?
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 26 May 2011, 11:06, archived)
# magenta spunk?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 May 2011, 11:01, archived)
# Maybe later. I'll just have a coffee for now thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:08, archived)
# ONE COFFEE. HOLD THE SPUNK.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 May 2011, 11:09, archived)
# Pfftttt.....
I bet that tastes salty.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:11, archived)
# Non-dairy
creamer? there's no milk I'm afraid...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:11, archived)
# wipe-clean
knob...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:01, archived)
# is it a SMEG?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 May 2011, 11:09, archived)
# ^^^This^^^
Wins teh internets.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 26 May 2011, 13:25, archived)
# Bubble Bobble guidance system.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:30, archived)
[challenge entry] get down with the bizkit


Click for bigger (34 kb)
(grotpig, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:53, archived)
# not limp enough...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:55, archived)
# *kicks shin*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:58, archived)
# ouch!
that did the job.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:00, archived)
# Bakers gonna bake.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Have some art:

Had to draw these because my 'shopping skills aren't up to it. Then again, neither are my drawing skills...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:50, archived)
# superb
click!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 May 2011, 10:51, archived)
# cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:52, archived)
# Wonderful!
*clicks*

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:51, archived)
# ta very much!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:52, archived)
# Ace stuff!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:53, archived)
# cheers JPG...
you in foreign climes then?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:54, archived)
# I am returned!
Foreign climes were jolly nice, though
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:10, archived)
# good stuff!
Hope to catch up at the weekend...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:13, archived)
# good stuff chum
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:00, archived)
# ta, matey!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:00, archived)
# Delicious and educational.
Nom.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:30, archived)
# nice and biscuity!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:31, archived)
# Jar Jar Gabor
(twattybanjo, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:28, archived)
# Camilla?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 May 2011, 10:28, archived)
# ARF!
It is isn't it!
(twattybanjo, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:32, archived)
# I'm just about to make brunch
I'm planning a toasted cheese sandwich covered in gravy. Back soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 May 2011, 10:40, archived)
# Gravy?
*ponders*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:43, archived)
# that sounds surprisingly good
*changes dinner order with the wife*

*gets a punch*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:44, archived)
# ooh I love a good punch
are we having a party?

*takes a paper cupful*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:46, archived)
# *fills cup with mindpiss*
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:47, archived)
# Punch?
Well it's a little early for me but half a glass won't hurt...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:47, archived)
# Don't worry it's not that strong
*hides bottles*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:48, archived)
# *sips*
You're my best mate. I fucking loves yous.
*passes out*
*wets self*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:51, archived)
# I do so enjoy these threads
b3ta has been great these last 2 days
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 May 2011, 11:05, archived)
# Yesterday I made corned beef hashties.
Leftover corned beef hash in a pastry crust.
(twattybanjo, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:19, archived)
# I can confirm, that it is fucking wonderful
a little bit of Encona in it too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 May 2011, 10:50, archived)
# I'm from the north.
I'm having brinner.
(twattybanjo, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:44, archived)
# haha ;0
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 May 2011, 10:49, archived)
# My mate said to try pasta with cheese and mix it in with a load of gravy
I've not tried it as it sounds revolting but he swears it's lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:01, archived)
# hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 May 2011, 11:01, archived)
# Have you tried it then?
I had him labelled insane.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:04, archived)
# no, having thought about it, it does sound a bit wrong
pasta and gravy isn't right - rice and gravy works though, but not with cheese.

I'd go for Smash + Bisto + cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 May 2011, 11:13, archived)
# Now you're talking!
but maybe with real potato, my student days are well over.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:20, archived)
# oh real potato and even real gravy for sure
but when you want a quick snack - smash + bisto is king.

Actually, frozen mash is very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 May 2011, 11:30, archived)
# Mmm. Damn, sounds good.
I'm going to have to up my game...
Mix some relish into the gravy?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:04, archived)
# oh god no
things that can be added to gravy are...

chilli sauce
worcester sauce
bovril
marmite
mustard
cheese
tomato puree
garlic
curry powder
that stuff in the brown bottle with a yellow cap
wine
whisky
redcurrant jam
chilli jam
plum sauce
soy sauce

but never relish!

bonus gravy image: www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/cartoonlounge/gravy%20sicles2.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 May 2011, 11:17, archived)
# You're not from Sheffield are you?


Nectar!
(twattybanjo, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:25, archived)
# goodness!
I shall look out for this!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 May 2011, 11:27, archived)
# Quite sweet and not as hot as Lee & Perrins.
I used to be a chef so my love of it isn't just regional loyalty, it really is lovely.
(twattybanjo, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:32, archived)
# Propper lush stufff
Also a handy vegetarian substitute for Lee and Perrin's, as L&P contains anchovies.
(UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:22, archived)
# This stuff
Though not that easy to get hold of outside Sheffield is well worth the effort. Its fantastic in stew and pies and i use it in chillis
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 26 May 2011, 15:02, archived)
# Lily Allen?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:30, archived)
# ... and cue the unfunny comedy account
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:32, archived)
# I'm waiting...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 May 2011, 10:33, archived)
# We may have escaped this time...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:35, archived)
# but the Gestapo are waiting
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 May 2011, 10:36, archived)
# A long line of people waiting in front of a music stand?
sounds like a queue for a song!

I am *so* getting my coat...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:39, archived)
# get mine while you're at it?
I think Ninj is after my head... not to mention Mediocre
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 May 2011, 10:40, archived)
# Yours was the British Warm, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:42, archived)
# ((o_o))
(Lily Cooper (Allen) Fuck you, fuck you very much..., Thu 26 May 2011, 10:37, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:38, archived)
# /o\
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 May 2011, 10:39, archived)
# -o-
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:41, archived)
# \o/ /'o'\ o= /o\
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:06, archived)
# Is that a mexican wave?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:39, archived)
# I was going for Y-M-C-A
Clearly I failed.

*ashames*
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:53, archived)
# ^ Points
* Laughs
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:21, archived)
# ...and it re-appears with the tedious inevitability of an unloved season.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:40, archived)
# I for one, find it very funny
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 May 2011, 10:41, archived)
# I like to think it's the real Lily Allen
being rude to minor pop stars gmtrfh
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:41, archived)
# It definitely is the real Lily Allen
Only the real one would have mispelled her own name when opening her b3ta account. I find her far less tedious than many other things that happen on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:47, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 May 2011, 10:52, archived)
# ^ What she said
It's actually quite funny when she keeps popping up
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:59, archived)
# ^what she said
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:02, archived)
# Yes to this
she certainly doesn't drive a brown car
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:02, archived)
# May I press you to a Cucumber Sandwich?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:01, archived)
# You certainly may.
Is that proper lemonade you're toting there as well?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:12, archived)
# *pushes out of unconvincing 1970's space station airlock*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:14, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:32, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:42, archived)
# this would improve ep 1
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:56, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:51, archived)
# *tries to drown*
*realises mistake*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:34, archived)
[challenge entry] lets bez down to mc'd's n show of me 16" " jammy rims


Click for bigger (38 kb)
(grotpig, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:23, archived)
# Must have taken ages to park it so they line up line that
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:24, archived)
#
no just twist the rims and stick them back with the jam
(grotpig, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:45, archived)
# aha
tricks of the trade ;)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:46, archived)
# might try oreo's double stuff next
extra creamy wheel spin
(grotpig, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:50, archived)
# Nice Corsa!
Mk1s for the win!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 May 2011, 10:30, archived)

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