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# Space kittens
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:34, archived)
# awesome
*clicks* again
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:51, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 15:44, archived)
[challenge entry] So so sorry
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:34, archived)
# I feel like a right cunt for laughing at this.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:36, archived)
# sorry.
Again.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Hull is lovely this time of year!
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:38, archived)
# hull is never lovely
Ooo I should post that in top tips......
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 16:17, archived)
# pfft, guilty laughs
However, an extra X would be Klinefelter syndrome, not Down syndrome (trisomy 21)...
\pedants-R-us blog
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:43, archived)
# entirely correct.... unless
they're all girls with triple X syndrome...
... where they CAN have epicanthus, small heads and so on....
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:24, archived)
# shame
I love XXX girls


...oh hang on....
(, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 19:09, archived)
# i may have laughed a little bit
do i go to hull?
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 15:11, archived)
# Ah ha ha ha ha.
HA HA HAHAHA
*click*
Hahahahahaha!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:44, archived)
# Bathtime Roy!
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:27, archived)
# william hague
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Pan out to honk rubber ducky and get a too long director's cut ending attached
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:34, archived)
#
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:34, archived)
# You're off your chump you are
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:37, archived)
# uh-oh
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 15:32, archived)
[challenge entry] The Frank Spencer of Superheroes... oh hang on
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Me and my brothers got sent to bed because of that film.
My Grandad came into the room and asked what we were watching. He heard "Condomman", which obviously offended his catholic sensibilities.

Also: pea for compo.



And another:


(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Super
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:17, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:18, archived)
# Great.
:D

(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:24, archived)
# Tee-Hee!
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Alas, I must RIS...
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:52, archived)
# There's nothing to it
I was just being silly :)
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:56, archived)
# he is truly rubbish
: )
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 15:48, archived)
[challenge entry] *delurks*
The outcome of this idea scared me rather...



*relurks*
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Is that Michael "fucking" McIntyre?
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:58, archived)
# the selfsame...
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:00, archived)
# But...
...why is he dressed as the Comedian?
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 19:29, archived)
# Will someone put him out of our misery, please?
Edit: On second thoughts, we could re-enact the opening scene from Watchmen, and throw him out of the window of a very high building.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:02, archived)
# We need to be sure
Baseball bats down a back alley until he stops moving, let him make a half hour fucking routine out of that the cunt.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 15:14, archived)
# + 10 points for extra-harshness skills
*highly approves*
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 15:47, archived)
#
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:04, archived)
#
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:07, archived)
#
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:17, archived)
# Who is background boy?
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:08, archived)
# ^
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:10, archived)
# ^^
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:12, archived)
# If you're asking who Ray Quinn is, it's too late.
He's already jumped from his hiding place and driven his knitting needles into your brain. He's out there somewhere. In the woods, in your shed, in the attic, behind the trolleys at Tesco, waiting to pounce and feed on your soft parts. That is his way now.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:22, archived)
# 4 EVA IN ARE SOFT PARTS
Speaking of which, I just saw some petition on faceballs about stopping baby P's parents getting new identities.
My favourite comment was: 'Them evil cunts shud be hung drawn & caughtered!'
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:27, archived)
# :)
SHE DOES NOT DESERVI A NEW NAME SHE SHOULD BE KILL BY THE GOVERMENT 4 WAT SHE DONE TO HER SON SHE END HIS LIFE SHE SHOULD GET LOCK UP IN A DARK HOLE AND LEFT TO ROT THE SICK BITCH GOD MAY HAV TOOK U BBY P BUT U WILL NEVER BE FOR GOT
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:31, archived)
# 4 EVA IN OWR HARTZ
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Caughtered
Worst of all the medieval punishments.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:35, archived)
# I wish to gaze upon the enraged proles
link please?
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 15:04, archived)
# www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=36907136777&ref=nf
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 15:52, archived)
# Apologies
Got caught up in w*rk.

Cheers Haircut!
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:38, archived)
# Same with 'BULGER KILLER' he adult so should b named & shamed not set free 2 procreate & harm more kids they shuld have sent him back 2 Jail wen he had fite in pub & did drugs not wait til caught tryin 2 delete kidi porn with a can opener wot type of MORO
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 21:59, archived)
# hahahahah! Spot on :D *clicks!*
TJ: Bloody hell, looks like someone was trying to blow up my local highstreet: www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-13629679
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:08, archived)
# To be fair
if i was anywhere near Watford, I;d probably try and blow it up too. Not that you'd be able to tell the difference.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:18, archived)
# Awwww, it's not THAT bad.
(actually, it probably is)
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Oooooooooh..... Looks like a job for THE BANKER....

(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:20, archived)
#
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:24, archived)
# Nice Quinning.
:D

(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:27, archived)
# hahahah, that is FEARSOME!
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Rather than Pea in a new Thread and incur the wrath of Pea-in-a-new-thread-man.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:08, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:13, archived)
[challenge entry] It's an emergency.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:04, archived)
# Haha, nicely played :)
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:06, archived)
# hmmm
in other news, can people stop posting the Britains got talent "shocking revelations" on their facebook/twitter/etc, I don't give a shit and it all sounds like this to me
justpaste.it/c9p

(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:06, archived)
# Hehe...
Nice.

Edit: Just a thought, but you could always, well, not go on Facebook or Twitter for a bit, possibly?
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:10, archived)
# Why what are these revelations?
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Simon Cowell's the Pope
And there's a dead whale in John Peel
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:12, archived)
# What ...
again?
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:16, archived)
# That's what you get with a Tory Mayor...
Oh no, pololololitics! What have I done?
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:18, archived)
# Ken Livingston is a nasal-voiced twat.
At least Boz would be awesome to go for a drink with.

This is fact.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:36, archived)
# Awesome as you are Mr Bond
I must put it to you, that on or about 18 minutes to Two on Thursday June 2nd, you were talking cack.

The bit about Ken is fair enough, though.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:41, archived)
# Come now, Mr Gruntfuttock - whatever you think of the clown-haired fool, one cannot deny
that a night on the razz with him would invariably involve japery one can really only dream of, and proably would get translated into arch Latin or High German with it.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:49, archived)
# OK, you've probably got a smidgeon of a point there.
/concedes gracefully
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:00, archived)
# Sepp Blatter is going to win BGT
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:18, archived)
# I thought that was Ryan Giggs?
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:19, archived)
# No you're thinking of Fred Goodwin.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:37, archived)
# No, that was Bruce Wayne.
/missed the point completely
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:38, archived)
# No - he's a ghost.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:39, archived)
# His butler did it at the start.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:13, archived)
# I didn't think you 'did' Twitter?
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:14, archived)
# I don't
but the last time I looked at it it seemed to be exactly the same things people were saying on their facebooks
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:29, archived)
# the what in the what now?

*pic sketched*
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:20, archived)
# woohoo!
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:30, archived)
# Cadtn de^ in^ new thde^r?
I don't get it
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:08, archived)
# *deploys tickling feather duster*
:)
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:10, archived)
# Noooo! Mercy!
*retreats with mug of hot Ribena and honey and looks pitiful*
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Aha - you forget this is the all-new
Extend-O-Matic Tickling Feather Duster, nowhere is safe for you now!

*mwahahahahaha*

*does evil moustache twirling thing*
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:14, archived)
# *sobs*
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:15, archived)
# Awww, was only teasing.
C'mere, you. *hugs*
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:17, archived)
# *hugs*
*infects*
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:19, archived)
# That's one close hug!
;-)
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:20, archived)
# How does she do that?
/Up Pompeii blog
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:34, archived)
# Ooo-errr, Missus!
etc...

;-)
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:42, archived)
# Hmmm...
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:03, archived)
#
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:06, archived)
# have you got any clarky cat?
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:07, archived)
# are you a boz boz?
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:15, archived)
# Yellow Bentines anybody?
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Uh oh
is this a shock picture from ogrish?
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:21, archived)
# Nah
Far more innocent than that - think he's some sort of handler and the lion's giving him a hug.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:48, archived)
# Phew
I thought it was a precursor to an ugly scene between a head case and some lions "doing their thing"
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Sheikh Musatafa Bin Al-Dun
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:58, archived)
# Hahahahaha - but I do believe you've given yourself away on the RHS.
Candles!
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:59, archived)
# Ryan Giggs is not super injuction man!
The meer thought!
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:02, archived)
# hahahah! and happy candles!
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:00, archived)
# ^ What she said but with extra cake.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:02, archived)
#
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:03, archived)
# Hahaha!
And once again, Hoppy Canduls!
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:05, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:55, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:43, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Hams, Hams, Hams!
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:42, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:36, archived)
# What a load of bollocks.
:D

(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:39, archived)
# Arf!
Although it is the wrong colour and there are far too many pubes ;) ;)
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:40, archived)
# I know!
I was debating whether to break the rules or not!
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:42, archived)
# I like to break rules too!
*high fives*
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:42, archived)
# hahah! Like a Tribble with alopecia :D
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:43, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:04, archived)
# With costume by Carmen Miranda, by the look of things.
:)
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:06, archived)
# How rare!
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:07, archived)
# NO NO NO
It's Worst Superheroes. That guy fucking rules!
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:07, archived)
# This.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:26, archived)
# Those are not superheroing heels custard man
But that's a lovely crop of rhubarb.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:13, archived)
# Are his spears sugar-dipped?
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:14, archived)
# It's the tartness that makes them effective.
No sugar for Custard Man.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:16, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll pea this, It's "Not Actually Superman Man"
His only power is low-wattage laser vision:



Edit: Hang on, where's my pic gone from B3tards??
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:16, archived)
# You big tease.
:D
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:21, archived)
# No really
They're listed on there, but they aren't appearing.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Firefox tells me that your image "superman_till.jpg" is only 1 x 1 pixel.
I think you might be posting the wrong one...
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:26, archived)
# CUSTARD MNNNGNGGNGNG
Nicely :P
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:21, archived)
# hahahahahaha! This needs to be narated by the Goodies :D
he looks a bit like a Busey....
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:22, archived)
# Has there been an annoying horse entry yet?
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:58, archived)
#
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:00, archived)
# Nooo! Not rhubarb spears!
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:07, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:39, archived)
# subtle.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:42, archived)
# Am I being a bit thick?
RIS?
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:57, archived)
# *points and laughs*
DUUURRRRHHH!

*doesn't get it either*
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:58, archived)
# As my wife always says
look on the left near the bottom
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:59, archived)
# saw that, still not following
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:02, archived)
# I see it now
Apparently, cats use their whiskers to judge how wide a space is. With no whiskers, there's a chance that they may get stuck in tight spaces.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:05, archived)
# does this help?
The structure of the brain region (barrel cortex) which receives information from the vibrissae (whiskers) is similar to that found in the visual cortex which permits the cat to create a three dimensional map of its surroundings. This doesn't mean that sensing with vibrissae is a type of vision. It is still a touch sensation and environmental information is built up incrementally (in small steps).[11][12][13][14]

Vibrissae aid sensation and navigation. The upper two rows of whiskers are able to be moved independently from the lower two rows for greater precision during measurement. A cat's whiskers are more than twice as thick as ordinary cat hairs, and their roots are three times deeper in a cat's tissue than other hairs. They have numerous nerve endings at their base, which give cats extraordinarily detailed information about nearby air movements and objects with which they make physical contact. They enable a cat to know that it is near obstacles without it needing to see them.

cf. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_senses#Touch

Edit: perhaps not. Cats with whisker-damage often get stuck in small spaces eg. behind the couch. I personally believe that the best kind of jokes are the ones that require explanation.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:03, archived)
# ahhhh
or you could have just said, she got stuck in a small space
I think people assumed she was pissed or sexy tieming - or at least that's my usual reason for being behind the sofa
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:05, archived)
# I prefer using SCIENCE instead of being concise
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:08, archived)
# Oh, it's her boots
I get it now. Thanks.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:10, archived)
# Hahaha could you draw us a diagram?
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Nope. RIS-ing too I'm afraid.
something to do with the feet sticking out from behind the sofa?

Oh well, have a repost for the compo.

(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:07, archived)
# see above, you bunch of fucking Arts graduates
also, pfft
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:08, archived)
# hahaha


*is stuck in that shithole
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:10, archived)
# didn't ris
you're all thick bastards. ^For that is woo.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:09, archived)
# took a while to even see her
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:11, archived)
# should have gone for Whiskerless Flourescent-Booted Catwoman from issue 2
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:32, archived)
# Once I'd seen her
I got it!

Very good!
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:18, archived)
# The penny finally drops...
:D

(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:20, archived)
#
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# after a confused discussion on how the old Doctor Who was more violent, I thought I'd make it more so
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:17, archived)
# Delgado FTW!
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:18, archived)
# mix of him and Ainley
fuck of Simm you rubbish twat
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:23, archived)
# Very Much So.
All that 3rd rate Matrix-jumping-around-nonsense can bugger off too.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:28, archived)
# I would love to hear Baker say cunt
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:19, archived)
# ^^^^^^^^^^^
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:20, archived)
# listen to any out takes
he's a wonderfully sweary man

might say it on this one for a furniture advert he did, can't be sure though www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQeTIjD0T_4
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:21, archived)
# I'll watch it later TY
Stupid sonicwall content filter :(
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:23, archived)
# or just go here
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:26, archived)
# I love you
can I have your babies
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:29, archived)
# Ace!
I'd forgotten about that site.

The first thing I did when they started that SMS thing with Tom Baker was get him to leave message telling the old Knock Knock Doctor Who joke.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:12, archived)
# Tee hee!
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:13, archived)
# "Let's see you regenerate from THIS!"
bloody ace :D
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:29, archived)
# I probably still wouldn't watch it.
Now if you added Lesbian Ninja Commando Whores I might :D
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:30, archived)
# Woo:D old Doctor Who
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:33, archived)
# No, no, no herman:D
Old Dr Who means this:
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:39, archived)
# much better
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:45, archived)
# What's that Skippy?
Your hat's fallen off and you're not sure where it goes?
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:12, archived)
# ^What he said
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:59, archived)
# no no this one :D
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:03, archived)
# Now you're just being silly.
Baker/Pertwee-era titles (in colour, obviously) are the ones.

Now, go sit over there and think about what you've done.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:05, archived)
# 30k too big
Please comply with the FAQ, thanks
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:11, archived)
# WIN!
Excellent, as always, Mr. Toast.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:36, archived)
# What the hell has Captain Haddock done to deserve that? ;)
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:41, archived)
# Fear Him!


Edit: Tintin, directed by JJ Abrams ;-)
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:43, archived)
# I've seen the posters, trailer and associated stills they've released for that
I still feel completely underwhelmed by the whole thing, which is sad.
it just looks (at this early stage, I'll grant you) 'dull'
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:50, archived)
# Yep, I don't think it's going to make it out of the other side of
the Uncanny Valley.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:52, archived)
# I don't think it intends to
problem is it's got too close when it should stay the fuck away
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:01, archived)
# BILLIONS OF BLISTERING BLUE BARNACLES!!!
&@#$!
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 23:00, archived)
# not a big dr who fan, but I like this picture
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:57, archived)
# Do you really like it; but you are only 4'6"?
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:10, archived)
# Hahahaha lovely.
Although one of the things I like about the Doctor is that he tries to avoid resorting to violence.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:00, archived)
#
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:03, archived)
# Heh heh
Yes I saw that. Only a few clips of the Doctor with a gun available, obviously.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:09, archived)
# Yeah but...
At the end of the last one, after going on and on about how the doppelgangers deserve to live, he just turns round and blats the fake Amy one into drippingz ov goo.

Wot a nob.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:32, archived)
# To be fair
The Amy one was one of the non-sentient ones which was being controlled by her and he melted it to wake her up.

The others had been brought to life in the storm.

So ner.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:45, archived)
# Ah, I see!
That sort of slipped past me rather.

/not paying proper attention to the telly blog.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:55, archived)
# Yeah, but wasn't the point of the intro to the first part
that when you eject from control because you've fallen in a pot of acid, they wake up and panic just before they die?
There was plenty to suggest that they were alive all along.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 13:16, archived)
# Finish him!
:D

(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:07, archived)
# Good show old boy! Nick his Tardis too!
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:11, archived)
# hahaha
i'd actually watch that show if it was like this
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:28, archived)
# it's currently far scarier than this
last weeks episode was like Silent Hill
with as many shit plot holes and Macguffins
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:30, archived)
# "IT'S TOO SCARY FOR A KID'S PROGRAMME" - "We are also catering for more mature audiences"
"IT'S FULL OF SHIT PLOT HOLES AND MACGUFFINS" - "It's a kid's show, ffs"

I stopped watching it mid Season last year. If I want my intelligence and memories insulted, I'll go out for a night on the town in Stoke on Trent

(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:35, archived)
# even if it were "a kids show"
why are they insulting kids with massive plot holes and macguffins?
Are there meetings at the bbc where people sit round and say "lets throw fuck loads of money at this one program, but write what you like because only 7 years olds will see it and they're fucking retards?"
It's a badly written sci fi show. Irrespective of audience
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:40, archived)
# The Sarah Jane Adventures was better
sadly. :(
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:57, archived)
# Cavernous vadge luv?

(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:13, archived)
# 1XTRA
I don't get it
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:16, archived)
# That's a big
RIS from me
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:35, archived)
# Err...
Fearne Cotton *is* the home of the Live Lounge, rather than just hosting it?
I think.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:46, archived)
# If that's the case
then it's a pretty fuckin' thin joke. There's subtle and then there's that
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:50, archived)
# it's worse
this is just a screenshot from the beeb
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Prop bindun
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Scuse RT
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:02, archived)
# They're useless, but all around us

arf!
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:02, archived)
[challenge entry] may as well stick one in then
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:15, archived)
# I remain astonished DC never picked this one up.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:19, archived)
# I think my friend drew the original picture..
He'd be honoured...I think.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:25, archived)
# What a load of Boswellox*
*Because you're worth it (TM)
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:18, archived)
# Mum?
/autocomplete
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:30, archived)
# niiice!!!
:)
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:33, archived)
# Wasn't this in last week's compo, too?
Scandalous!
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 19:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Censored


Read all about it
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:04, archived)
# instaclick
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:06, archived)
# You!
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:12, archived)
# Yes! Me!
All: HOORAY!
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:15, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Premium quality retort, if I may say.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:18, archived)
# "Hi, Dr Nick!"
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:19, archived)
# I saw it as more Lord Flasheart
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:25, archived)
# ah yeah, now that makes more sense!
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:26, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:25, archived)
# hahahaha! *clicks*
mornin' everyone
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:12, archived)
# Morning Steve!
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:18, archived)
# hows tricks, grunty?
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:19, archived)
# She's very well.
I may let her out of the cellar for an hour or so today.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:22, archived)
# the moment I clicked "post this message" I knew that any reply would be along those lines :D
I've been on b3ta far too long....
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:24, archived)
# Forgive me for dumbing down to the stereotype so easily.
I feel shamed now :(
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:28, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:33, archived)
# Good morning sir
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:26, archived)
# hullo medi!
any new awesome lego constructions?
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:27, archived)
# Not really.
Looking for a new place to live, so I can't splash out on any long term projects just yet. It's just too big a hassle to clean up and pack and stuff if it's on short notice.
But maybe there are a few here you haven't seen yet.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:56, archived)
# I'm still in love with that Nebulon B Frigate....
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:09, archived)
# Thanks
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:16, archived)
# ooooh, the Blood DRagon one with all the little vehicles is fantastic!
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:31, archived)
# Old school!
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:21, archived)
# There are many kinds of awesome going on there, Mr Cre
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:15, archived)
# Thank you!
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:17, archived)
# Football lols
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:26, archived)
# Yey :D
And his evil arch-nemesis "Twitterio" has him trapped, how will Incognitoman get out of this one? Stay tuned :p
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:43, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:34, archived)
# 60k too big
Animated gifs should be under 400k, thanks
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 12:14, archived)
# pffft!
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:40, archived)
# Hummm no post for two hours...
May I present my entry for last weeks Office Friday Draw-off...

Mr. Paul McCartney

Too much eyes?
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:01, archived)
# MMmmnmnmHMhmNMnMhhMggggggh
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:06, archived)
# That's what sound I imagine him making
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:06, archived)
# I see you're familiar...
...with his solo work ;)
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:08, archived)
#
or an
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:26, archived)
# You can never have too much eyes
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:08, archived)
# Tell that to Northerners in wintertime!
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:15, archived)
# MY EYESEEEEE
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:24, archived)
# Gollum after being on "Look 10 Years Younger"?
:D
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:25, archived)
#
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:27, archived)
# This intrigues me
It's those wild, untamed eyes
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:46, archived)
# can't
look
away...
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:50, archived)
# It is always nice to see
and be seen by this
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:04, archived)
# nom nom nom nom
nom nom nom nom
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:08, archived)
# I like this
but I'm not going to click 'i like this'
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:21, archived)
# nom nom nom

(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 11:43, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:14, archived)
# add those dog / horse eyes to it
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:45, archived)
# I can't believe Michael McIntyre repeated a primetime tv set
in the Great Ormond Street Gala thing.

What a tit.

Nice Macca
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 10:27, archived)
# I wish the weekend would hurry up
Morning all!

(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 8:01, archived)
# Red Meat, and I say that as a complement.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 8:05, archived)
# I'll just stick this here


And give you a click.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 8:27, archived)
# Happy Candles B.T!
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 8:43, archived)
# Hahaha
Hahahahappy b3taday!
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:02, archived)
# HAPPY CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDAAAAAAALLS
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:28, archived)
# Nibus!
Anything else broken?

(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:36, archived)
# Hoppy Canduldei!
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:56, archived)
# oh dear me.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 8:43, archived)
# Ooof!
Have some happy AIDS
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 8:56, archived)
# Ah, the sweet sounds of happy AIDS, playing in our cells
(, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 9:22, archived)

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