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[challenge entry] Westworld
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 16:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Stamp on them.

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 17:37, archived)
# I always knew Danger Mouse was true.
No one believed me, though.
(xaer0mancer, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:29, archived)
# Been wondering about this chap all day

DeRIS, sort of
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Pffft!
Could be Regina :p
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 16:46, archived)
# Also, since most articles I've read about are complaining about "Little Miss Naughty" clothes marketed to children

Isn't Little Miss Naughty a children's character from a children's book? And therefore entirely appropriate for pre-teens?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 16:51, archived)
# I think it's more when it's written across the kids arse
along with "sexy minx" and "bitch slut" both of which you can get from Asda in their under 7's range
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 17:02, archived)
# SMACK DAT
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 17:04, archived)
# No, you can't
direct.asda.com/george/kid-s-clothing/older-girls/underwear/030411,default,sc.html

Unless Peppa Pig is also somehow sexualised these days
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 17:04, archived)
# I was joking/exagerating
but you must have seen the stuff I'm on about?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 17:12, archived)
# Well yes I get your point
but I still think the government intervening to tell people what they can and can't wear, on the basis of advice from a right-wing Christian organisation, is pretty fucking odious.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 17:22, archived)
# ^ this
utterly.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:11, archived)
# Peppa pig
is a penis.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 17:49, archived)
# Yep
Hairiest set of bollocks on a kids character ever!
(eyebrows, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:10, archived)
# great...
...now I have asda brand young girls knick knicks in my search history.
(PCheese, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:23, archived)
# hahahahaha
b3ta, getting you picked up by plod and sent to the beasts' wing since 1999
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:39, archived)
# haha this I likey!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 16:52, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 16:58, archived)
# Stan/Loretta?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 17:01, archived)
# Nothing wrong with two year olds wearing
make up, high heels and padded bras? I don't know why we're not all out there campaigning for it!
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 17:16, archived)
# Ah yes, because two year-olds have such buying power that they can afford all the padded bras and high heels they want
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 17:24, archived)
# OK I'll get the placards organised.
"TIT FOR TAT"
"TITS FOR TOTS"
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 17:51, archived)
# Children have parents to guide them.
If that breaks down, no amount of knee-jerk politics is going to fix it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:38, archived)
# Well that's so reassuring.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:06, archived)
# Ha ha - yes!
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:18, archived)
# He is still at number 1. Keep those votes coming!
Photobucket
(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 16:34, archived)
# Blaa, bla, blaaaa....whut?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:42, archived)
# BLARP!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:46, archived)
# BLAAAAAAAARB surely?
*summons Dave The Hat*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:48, archived)
# he has a cold
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 16:06, archived)
# :( )
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:52, archived)
# And once again, Blaaarp!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 16:02, archived)
# it's terrible how seals feel they have to conform to "perfect teeth" standards
I blame the great walrus backlash of '78
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 16:04, archived)
# Peer pressure is a dreadful thing
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 16:12, archived)
# hahahah! BLLAAAAAAAAAAAARRRPP!
Ace N'!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 16:04, archived)
# Is that a brace he's got?


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:26, archived)
# Newbie loner
Ok, in response to no one liking my Image Challenge suggestion, and being a relative n00b, have this!
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:30, archived)
# nice fluffage
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:39, archived)
# Well
I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:39, archived)
# Good man
Maybe we can do swapsies in the corner by the bins
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 16:00, archived)
# Don't fret about people not liking your challenge suggestion
My most popular posts on this board are apparently challenge suggestions ("Vikings and Kittens", and "Bears with Nosy Wives" which I stole from LS18) and neither were even given the slightest sniff of the time of day.

Fluff will always go down well though :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:47, archived)
# Black and hairy, very small
Thanks, thats what I thought, just wanted to generate a bit of feedback! :)
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:59, archived)
# Just remember that the image challenge is not a democracy
Fraser puts a front on it now with all this voting malarkey but *who gets to choose what gets voted on*? Eh?

/sly wink blog
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 16:06, archived)
# I do find it very suspect that usually the thing most people say they want, ends up coming second
My guess is there is a large group of b3tans who vote but don't post
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 16:07, archived)
# Well...
...that and the fact that it's traditional to whinge like a bunch of babies about the challenge, regardless of your actual feelings about it. I take part in that bit of it with gusto.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 16:08, archived)
# I read that as Bears with Noisy Wives
Either way a fab idea, as is Vikings/Kittens
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 16:06, archived)
# They're very old but on the challenge page somewhere
Feel free to add them back again. Bears with Nosy Wives struck me as a brilliant suggestion which is why I nicked it :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 16:08, archived)
# B3ta Art Auctions - Feedback please

Having just finished the last picture request and popped it in the post, I have been thinking about the success of the last and possibility of future B3ta Art Auctions.
The main problem is getting enough B3ta people together to hold a live auction, so I've been thinking about the best way to do virtual ones.
And because it obviously is about this place as much as anything I thought it best to get opinions from you lot.

Assuming it follows the same rough concept, People donate art, we auction it off, all the money goes to charity... what do you think would be the best way of doing it?

1 - Use Ebay, I've set up an account for this, but have stalled because of the cons...
Pros - it's a good system that clearly works, that most people know and trust, and anyone can bid from anywhere
Cons - They take 10% of the sale price, plus Paypal fees etc, some people don't trust it.

2. Do it all myself via gaz with a similar system as before (you name your highest bid for a lot and then I work out who has won at what price)
Pros - no fees, all goes to charity
Cons - a lot of work for me, some people may not trust me, which is fair enough, I have a beard.

3. Fuck off, this isn't what B3ta is about

Please answer honestly below, cheers.
B3ta Art Auction - Feedback
Mini poll barMini poll barMini poll bar
Feel free to add any other ideas/abuse

2 hours in and it seems in first past the post voting that twice as many people would rather not see b3tan art being sold to raise money for starving puppies with herpes (and a third more under AV :D)

Cheers folks, I'll knock it on the head/take it elsewhere :)

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:07, archived)
# I would suggest opening it up to other charities;
perhaps a different charity per auction if it goes ahead.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:11, archived)
# doesn't look like it's going ahead for any charity right now :D
never mind, all those cancery babies probably deserved it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:12, archived)
# those cancery babies do have other charity funding options available, which is nice
b3ta is shits 'n' giggle mainly, trying to mix charity with Maddie and 9/11 Jokes (et al) is a little 'square peg in round hole'-esque.
If it does happen, then the newsletter is the best place for spamming it via eBay or wherever.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:15, archived)
# absolutely, hence 3
I don't want to annoy the majority of b3ta users, even if it does cure aids
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:17, archived)
# if that's the case, then I'd suggest showing this to /talk, /links and /ot
at least that way, a majority of b3ta gets a say, and can have an input :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:19, archived)
# does it not make more sense to only ask the image appreciating public?
I assume people who don't partake of the image board are doing so because they're sick of the sight of our scribblings, and quite unlikely to want to buy one of them.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:23, archived)
# there are people who use all boards
and if you truly want the majority of b3ta to have a say, you need to ask them.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:25, archived)
# but if they are viewing here/using all boards
then they will see this?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:26, archived)
# I'm just suggesting that if you want the majority of b3ta to have a say
it's down to more than just regular users of one particular board. You may get more support from /links, /ot etc. than you realise.
Who's to say b3tans who don't post images may not be willing to buy one from those that do? Even those who don't visit here all that often.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:29, archived)
# I'm not suggesting regulars should be choosing
I just think that the image board contributors and viewers may be best people to ask about something done on the image board. In much the same way as while I do look at the talk board and comment rarely I'm not going to tell them how to do stuff on there :)
There's nothing stopping them popping over here and having a vote. I just don't want to go over there, say the wrong thing and cause all of them to come and click the fuck off option in response to me accidentally pissing them off.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:33, archived)
# that's fair enough, but it's then just a /board event, not a b3ta one.
also makes it appear very 'cliquey'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:35, archived)
# fuck off with the cliquey thing, please, I'm genuinely tired of that word being thrown around here
it's not, its for everyone with an interest, or if the majority want it to fuck off, then that's what it will do
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:36, archived)
# well, that's told me then.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:37, archived)
# Nah I certainly know a fair few /linkers who are decent sorts, and just don't post that often here because they don't have the time/inclination/skillz to muck about with images.
Can't really testify to /talk (without goping down the obvious cliche road of /talk-dissing) or /ot since I don't really frequent...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:25, archived)
# might I suggest Scope for a charity that does good things
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:20, archived)
# The list is endless no?
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:22, archived)
# ^this is the other thing, deciding on a charity
it will needs input of all for charity suggestions, then a separate poll every time to be impartial. I'd suggest the 'artwork' is prepared (and displayed online here somewhere) before the charity is decided/announced
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:24, archived)
# I would say the other way around
some people may only want to donate artwork once they know who they're giving it away for.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:26, archived)
# and vice versa, others may not want to donate 'artwork' if their charity isn't picked...
it's a fickle thing
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:27, archived)
# Perhaps everyone who donates artwork can nominate a charity
and all the suggestions go in a poll.

then either winner takes all or split it in a green-tokens-in-Waitrose stylee.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:34, archived)
# ^ this sounds like a fair system
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:39, archived)
# OTOH
if it does go the eBay route then no doubt you can specify which charity for which item and proceeds go direct to the charity of the donator's choice (as long as it's one on the eBay list).
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:40, archived)
# A con of you doing all the work yourself
is that you might get trolled and find no money appears, sad but probably true.
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:13, archived)
# what stops people doing that with Ebay?
(I don't use Ebay much)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:14, archived)
# you can set an auction on fleabay so that people with less than so many feedback points cannot bid
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:17, archived)
# They get 'disapprove' scores against their sellers/buyers name.
Unlikely to get repeat business/able to bid on things.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:17, archived)
# I don't use it much either
I thought there was some way to report people buggering you about???
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:17, archived)
#
I think it comes down to how much time you have to do it yourself.

If you feel you have the time, then the extra 10% + will always be a bonus to any charity.

If you dont have the time, then use eBay.

Anyway, now I have to make a mask, and re-brand myself Captain Obvious
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:14, archived)
# Ebay allows people outside the b3ta community to put bids in and has a chance to raise a shed load of extra cash
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:14, archived)
# 1 - keep it infrequent - these things get quite tired quite quickly if overdone. Once a year would be good 'cos it would focus people towards the occasion. 2 max imho.
2 - involving the community in the selection of the beneficiary will help stimulate interest in it
3 - Ebay is very impersonal, but does have various advantages in terms of security and making sure people pony up once they've bought something
4 - combining it with a IRL event like a bash is good - gets people together, sense of occasion, plus there are opportunities for spin-off things that generate a bit more bunce for the organisation in question

So I'd say - combining some kind of live action auction type thing, with a sealed bid-type gaz setup would be favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:20, archived)
# oh god it wouldn't be more than a couple of times in a year I imagine
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:24, archived)
# I think there's a good argument for linking it to bashes, personally.
The London one's obvious, and maybe the Derby one if that still operates in a post-Jessie world :o(

Gives a bit of a focus to the thing before everyone starts getting leathered, and more of a buzz to the acutal auction.

And also, I can FAR better imagine my chances of getting a pass-out from the missus to go to a bash if I were saying I was going to 'a Charity Art Auction' as opposed to 'Getting Pissed With A Bunch Of People From The Internet'
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:28, archived)
# there is a huge danger that combining it with a bash
will result in drunken bidding and people having to say "sorry I can't pay what I said, what did I say anyway?"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Yep. Very important to get it done before the booze starts flowing in earnest.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Pretty much what happened at London this year.
Well, we were mostly sober*, anyway.

* Sober enough to know how much we were bidding and on what, anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:34, archived)
# Makes it more of an event than just an ebay deadline.
Plus it's a bit more dynamic than the usual ebay thing of adding 10p a microsecond before the bid deadline.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:38, archived)
# ^ good point
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 16:03, archived)
# If you're selling for charity
eBay credit back any listing and selling fees to the same percentage you donate.

i.e. if 100% goes to charity, you claim back 100% of the fees.

eBay would also mean you can gift aid the donations.

I'm not sure how it works with Paypal fees. Presumably if you are donating 100% of the proceeds to charity then you won't incur Paypal fees as the money won't be coming to you, it will go to the charity through MissionFish.

www.missionfish.org/index.html
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:23, archived)
# not everyone is signed up to missionfish I found
Ebay ignore anyone not on their list it seems
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:25, archived)
# True
but it makes it doable for any charity that wants to sign up for MissionFish.

And there's the gift aid thing which is well worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:26, archived)
# aye
but if you contact cat's protection or whoever and suggest they sign up it's win win
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:41, archived)
# or look at this ebay page
donations.ebay.co.uk/donation/GW4CController?ACTION=BrowseAction&SUB_ACTION=GetSearchForNP
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:35, archived)
# Charity is bollocks.
I realise I may get flamed for this, but I am fed up with having to support pet causes becuase insufficient government funding goes their way.
I don't understand why every pub I go to has a whip round for little Timmy to get some useless cancer treatment in America because NICE has looked at all the available evidence and pronounced it witchcraft. Buy him a fucking bandana and a trip to Disneyland, whilst shutting your mind to the 40,000 children who die every singe day through lack of access to food and clean water.
NSPCC. A charity not to help children but needed to PREVENT CRUELTY to them has no government sponsorship; RSPCA has a royal seal of approval and government funding to make sure my meat has a happy life.
Charity? Fuck it.

BTW; I would happily pay large sums for some of the artwork I see regularly here; I would also pay for permission to put some on t-shirts (even though I could copy it and get it done for free) The artists could then decide whether to keep the cash or give it to little Timmy.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:34, archived)
# I agree with the NSPCC and RSPCA bits
Although I am also glad my meat is happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:56, archived)
# is this a personal thing?
:P
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 17:30, archived)
# My 'tuppence' worth on this is the following
The Auctions should only happen at B3ta bashes, such as (for example) The London bash (or whatever looks to be the biggest bash over a 12 month period). This gives it a focus and people can actually do the bidding / socialising thing all at once.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:38, archived)
# You leave your tuppence out of this, madam.
But yes.

Also - this year's was a bit off the cuff. Very successful, like, but a bit more advance planning could have seen some of the serious heavy hitters of b3ta come up with some bespoke pieces of the auction, and generate even further interest. Maybe get some of the old school re-engaged.

A one-off DTH or IVV for example, would probably go for a fortune.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:41, archived)
# I am in accordance with ^this^ man
Plus, If I do produce something specifically for an auction at a bash, then I might ACTUALLY get to attend one of the blooming things.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:46, archived)
# To be fair
the auctions items were largely won by people who had gazzed their bids rather than those in the pub.

The raffle was great though. I won a Game Boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:42, archived)
# So
perhaps we could auction raffle tickets!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:43, archived)
# but this does narrow down who can bid/buy
might be worth combining fleabay/online auction with the bash.

That way everyone gets to bid, outsiders from b3ta can also see the pics and bid and no drunken bidding

Then buyers can collect from the bash or get the pic posted out
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# 1. use ebay - it's already a trusted and useful tool
2. if you can't get 100% fees back through their charity scheme, then you will probably bring in enough money to mitigate this anyway

3. Publicising an auction can be done in sigs, existing threads, b3ta calendar, newsletter, Facebook, Twitter and countless other ways

4. This may even bring more people to b3ta

5. This could bring more work to those of you who draw/paint/design/illustrate/animate for money

6. B3ta is as b3ta does - fuck the trolls

7. Profit!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:43, archived)
# ^ this
but no profit, it's for charity
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# it would be incidental and unavoidable
and so what? - it's a win-win situation for those who produce the great artworks that get sold

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:51, archived)
# I like the ebay idea as it gets b3ta pictures into the outside world
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# I think people should individually post their artwork for charity auction on /board without fear of being called a spammer
together with their charity choice and suggested price
The winning bidder sends a cheque (payable to charity) to the seller and gets the art

I know this will only work up to 2015 when cheques will all be scrapped



Perhaps Rob can be persuaded to display serious charity arts on the front page for say a 7 day auction......a good way of someone getting a fp
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:44, archived)
# Don't worry, I'll set up a BACS transfer system so you won't need cheques.
Just send me your bank details and I'll pay the charity $30,000,000. You get to keep 10% for your trouble.
General Mpene Earned
419 Scam Street
Lagos
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:48, archived)
# Dear General Mpene Earned
I am once again emailing you with regards to my Zimbabwe lottery winning which I am still yet to receive.

Was there a problem with the check I sent across for £4000?

I await your response and the payment of 6000000 Zimbabwe dollars

Thank you once again for your time
Paul Powers
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# I'm already signed up to the CIAMI5 bank
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:54, archived)
# I think a just a couple of auctions a year would be great... Not actually being at the London Bash this year, but taking part in the auction via the magic of the internet was still a lot of fun
That being said it would probably be best if it were part of a bash, eg the London Bash and one of the Christmas Bashes.

From a bidder's perspective, I'd be quite happy to see it work through eBay or through gazzing, but from the organizing side of things I can imagine that side of the even would be manic and time-consuming... Would it be possible to split the task over 5 trusted (!) b3tans? Bids for artworks 1-5 gaz to User1, 6-10 to user2 etc etc?



(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:50, archived)
# I'm thinking that the comparative calm of the last minute weekend auction was some kind of miracle
judging by the difference in feedback here it could be more difficult and abusive than I'm willing to deal with.
Coordinating b3tans to deal with it sounds like an even bigger headache.
This is meant to be a bit of fun, not a team building exercise :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:54, archived)
# Hang on, I'll fetch the Myers-Briggs forms for us all to fill in...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 16:02, archived)
# eBay sounds more and more like a good idea... Artwork sent out on payment through ebay...
there wasn't any "unpleasantness" during the last auction, was there?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 16:02, archived)
# Well, Vagabond was there,
but apart from that - no, it was fine.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 16:04, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 16:05, archived)
# And there you have it...
This post wins the 'post with the most words' award.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:57, archived)
# WATE.... you have a beard?
Oooooh shit
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 16:08, archived)
# Much as I trust you, Toastface,
Unless you really have nothing better to do with your life, use eBay and make sure the charity is registered with them to get fees back. I'm fairly familiar with their charity setup - I did a few auctions for Oxfam when I worked for them. I'd suggest having a single page, hosted ay on b3ta, with an overview of the item for sale and a link to the relevant eBay auction.

And do you want to limit the publicity and artworks to just b3tans? We could certainly publicise the event to other internet communities (reddit, Fark, etc.). It may be possible to rope in other artists (comicbook artists, etc.) to provide stuff for sale too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 16:11, archived)
# Woah huge post so hope you get down to read this...
Subject to Lord Rob's approval - you could combine it with a weekly image challenge. As well as clicking "like" people could use the thread to bid!!

No subject - people just post what they want to sell for the CST

Probably a shit idea but it could run for a couple of weeks or even more?

Edit; It would also be very "non labour intensive" - people just bid and, if they win, send the money just like with the last one.

(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 17:28, archived)
# based on majority voting, I would say, no
we're the minority on this one, time to put it to bed I think
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 17:59, archived)
# ok
happy to contribute if you want to do something elsewhere
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:09, archived)
# Sorry fella, but putting it to a poll was asking for trouble given some of the sorts you get here.
It's no reason to bin the idea at all. I hope there is another one done for the next big bash, I'll most deff contribute to another auction.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:29, archived)
# Don't do it for charity
Just tell us you're a greedy bastard and want money. I'd pay then, and I'm a cheap fucker who hasn't given b3ta a fraction of a penny in years...and I'm not proud of that
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 17:59, archived)
# i think it's a good idea
and don't you why the poll has got such a negative response.

agree with archie that we could help several charities on a rotating basis.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:22, archived)
# You can vote again in 9999 minutes time.
you are insane!
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 19:59, archived)
[challenge entry] big babylon toad an dat likkle, likkle... ah ting
(gorsefan i like a pasty do you?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:46, archived)
# Irie!
Light up ya chalice at Buckingham Palace, and grow. More. WEED.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:52, archived)
# BABYLAN DEM RAATID. CHO
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:54, archived)
# Conker leaf flavoured ice creams... FTG
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:57, archived)
# before the gouverment fuck you
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# Ooops, too late.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Just add an "R" in the initials to make it difficult to pirate
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 16:12, archived)
# WHERE'S ME CHEESE DA MAN?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 17:36, archived)
[challenge entry] No task to heavy! (except for the stalling ones)
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:41, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:07, archived)
# Giggity

(thatgingerscouser (bloke what went to every country without flying), Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:33, archived)
# Officially I hate you, however I can't help but love this.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:36, archived)
# This is just too easy

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:53, archived)
# Hah hah.
That deserves a bit more attention.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 22:04, archived)
# hahahahaha
Just seen this and it deserves a great *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 9:12, archived)
[challenge entry] The drinking finally got to the Hulk


Click for bigger (329 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Where's Alberto Living the nightmare., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:33, archived)
# Where's alberto
Looks like manchester around the corner from Affleck Palace
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#
It's Parnie Street in Glasgow, just along the road from where I work.
(I helped save b3ta! Where's Alberto Living the nightmare., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:34, archived)
# Ahhh must be a chain of stores
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# Buckfast is amazing.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:35, archived)
# you can't beat a bit o' Bucky!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:05, archived)
# It's taken me a few weeks of solid work to try and get the animation right on this one...
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:31, archived)
# beautiful use of HDRI images in the light sourcing and the extra time solving Final Gather was well worth it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:33, archived)
# Thanks.
You've made it all worth while.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:34, archived)
# You know, I was never a fan of performance capture, I thought Beowulf was ok in places but it still didn't look real.
But I think you may have just crossed the uncanny valley with that one.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Needs more fluff
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:39, archived)
# I spent a long time making sure the pixels look right.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Jet Boot Jeremy?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:36, archived)
# They're meant to be rollerskates. :(
*kills self*
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:41, archived)
# I know!
I was trying to convey (poorly) a joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:43, archived)
# I've really got to cut back on the suicide.
Forgot to mention the gif is supposed to have this music in the background: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Flvxbw8YYM8
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:52, archived)
# Pepe De La Soto: Shapeshifter Grifter


Click for bigger (492 kb)
Pepe De La Soto is the devilish identical twin brother of Philbert De La Soto, the Brooklyn-based founder of Buff Babies, Inc. After his expulsion from mime school for smashing the invisible glass box of a fellow classmate, Pepe quickly fell into a life of crime and trickery. To date, he has successfully stolen 87 identities in 62 countries—including those of Al Sharpton, U.S. Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, Don Cheadle and Pol Pot—to name a few. Pepe is also wanted for software piracy, war crimes, loitering and aircraft hijacking. His last confirmed sighting was eight months ago in Guam, where he was masquerading as a brilliant Chinese physicist.
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:00, archived)
# I think you should open up your mind for weekend breaks.
I for one would love to kick back in your unique brand of madness for a couple of days.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:07, archived)
#
was that a thumbs up or thumbs down? or both?
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:07, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:10, archived)
# Very much approving.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:13, archived)
# ^this
with added mingling with b3ta community more.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:19, archived)
# ^ this gets my vote
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:20, archived)
#
fair enough, and deserved.
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:25, archived)
# That wasn't meant as a swipe at you by the way.
I just think we'd all enjoy seeing more of you about the board.

TL;DR - We fucking love loons like you!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:33, archived)
#
oh don't worry i didn't take it as a swipe, totally understood.
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:34, archived)
# you haven't been spit roasted and frotted yet
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#
what time is the spit-roasting? I have my calendar open now
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:43, archived)
#
calendar arse cheeks
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:45, archived)
# I'll be right there
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[challenge entry] OK so this morning I was driving in to work, and I noticed a van of this manufacture, and in this line of business...


The rest, as they say, is history...

EDIT Now with added getaway action.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:20, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:27, archived)
# too much b3ta on the brain...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:38, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha...
...you loon!! Noon Baz!

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:28, archived)
# Afternings fella.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:34, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:56, archived)
# by no stretch of the imagination the most tenuous excuse for a visual gag I've come up with...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:05, archived)
# Hahaha! Is he invisible too?
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:19, archived)
# Yes.
*grumblegrumblegrumble*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:21, archived)
# Or very very tiny
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 16:38, archived)
# Killer German cucumbers!!
Photobucket
(ziderapple is peeling a Mars bar, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:06, archived)
# This is fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:10, archived)
# Looks more marrowy
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:13, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:13, archived)
# Mmmm...
Marrowy racist.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:40, archived)
# Erm it's not the cucumbers it's the bean sprouts
and this is not a cucumber, sorry for being pedantic
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# You're being a bit marrow minded
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:20, archived)
# leaf it out
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# Cor!
gette a load of you...
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:51, archived)
# now we get to the bone of it
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# aww, dont be such a sour kraut
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:18, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:41, archived)
# Close
But that's a Marrow,
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:20, archived)
# MARCH!
marrow...

I'll get my coat.
(TheUmpteenth I think I posted something here once..., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:21, archived)
# I'm not a vegetablist
:-( Google images lied to me. I WAS quite pleased with my first post on the main board.
(ziderapple is peeling a Mars bar, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:24, archived)
# Shop your Marrow Hitler onto a platform in front of a crowd of beansprouts
That'll shut them up.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:27, archived)
# hahaha this is shit


i didn't have time to do a better job with the beansprouts. or with the jolly green nazi's arms.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:44, archived)
# hahahahah! Fantastic :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:45, archived)
# thank you
hard to tell i couldn't be arsed cleaning up the beansprouts properly, isn't it? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:49, archived)
# Welcome to /board
you didn't break any rules and no one lost any limbs, this is all harmless banter
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# It's ok fella, Getting confused over a Marrow and a Cucumber isn't a big deal 99% of the time,
Unless of course it involves sex... and then OH BOY you never hear the end of that one...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:29, archived)
# That's no marrow
its a space station
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:31, archived)
# These blast points are too accurate for Cucumber People... Only German Marrows are so precise.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:44, archived)
# heheheh
Adolf Hitlumber!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:28, archived)
# ^ needs more Schleswig-Holstein bean sprouts
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:42, archived)
# Ein Volk eine Gurke!
...
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 16:42, archived)
# Rawr!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:20, archived)
# nice doggy!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:22, archived)
# are you referencing the film "Blind Fury" there?
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:58, archived)
# I would pet it, but I quite enjoy the use of my hands....
ace shop' :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:25, archived)
# /obligatory accusation of excessive masturbation
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:31, archived)
# Excessive masturbation?
How is that even possible?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:33, archived)
# you know it's excessive if you've whittled your cock to a point
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:36, archived)
# It's excessive when blood comes out
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:44, archived)
# don't pick the scabs so early then
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:49, archived)
# meh - you've got 8 pints of it!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:55, archived)
# Yeah.
Excessively SEXY.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:11, archived)
# bah, that's not excessive. It just shows dedication to the cause.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:43, archived)
# I wonder what toothpaste he uses?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:25, archived)
# Colgator
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:26, archived)
# I set 'em up, you knock 'em down :D
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:28, archived)
# Why, I oughta.....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:28, archived)
# Looks like I cayman at the wrong time.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:16, archived)
# Yikes!!
Hai Moleypoos!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:27, archived)
# Been anywhere nice...?
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:28, archived)
# Robin Hood's Bay
Lovely but very windy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:29, archived)
# You seem to go there a lot...
Must be nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:38, archived)
# sounds like my mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:39, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:55, archived)
# Ha ha ha... Your Mum!
Ning Vag!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Ningles WB.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:17, archived)
# You!
Where the bibbling-bobbity things have you been, eh?

Edit: Just spazzed down and you already said. Hope you had a lovely time!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:29, archived)
# Hi JP!!!!
It was brill thanks mate. I don't know whether you've bee
but it's lovely. Our little Heaven on earth :)

Hope you are super dooper?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:36, archived)
# Many, many moons ago
I lived up that neck of the woods. 'tis lovely indeed.

I'm top of the building, waiting to jump off world, thank 'ee!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:41, archived)
# Well, hello there!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:28, archived)
# FUCKADILE!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:39, archived)
# Can we use FUCK in the names of more animals please?
Like FUCKtopus?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:00, archived)
# What do you get if you cross a frog and a duck?
YOU CAN'T YOU STUPID FUCKWIT THEY WON'T HAVE SEX I SHOULD KNOW I'VE TRIED IT

(also the answer is, of course, "a dog".)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:45, archived)
# DIAL-A-FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:02, archived)
# MUMMY!
'nings all round
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Loving this immensely!
EDIT: Permission to use as wallpaper?
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:13, archived)
# Permission granted!
I'd love to see a photo of the room when it's been papered.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:18, archived)
# Many thanks!
It will go lovely with the alligator skin carpet and turtle shell lampshades

\reptilian Ed Gein blog
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:33, archived)
# Very pretty...
...and very funny. Magnificent pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:23, archived)
# Found this is an old book
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:03, archived)
# Is it Tuesday already?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:05, archived)
# it's because we had that bank hoilday. Tuesday service has been moved to today to accommodate the break.
Right, now to go pick up some luncheon.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:05, archived)
# hahahahahha! proper-office-lollage you sod!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:07, archived)
# Office guffaw :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:07, archived)
# Hewllofsgdhln
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:09, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:16, archived)
# Haha!
Love the grin.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:17, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:24, archived)
# Oi!
Where've you been...?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:25, archived)
# In me tent at Robin Hood's Bay
How's you, you smasher?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:28, archived)
# :D
/o\
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:43, archived)
# hippoz r cunts
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:38, archived)
# didn't shop that yourself did you
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:47, archived)
# No, no I didn't.
*eyes suspiciously*

Was I meant to have?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:53, archived)
# I thought so at first
being posted without any comment like that, it creates the impression of being a repost of something you've made earlier
just saying
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:43, archived)
# ok...
not quite sure where it gives that impression, but, as you like.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:48, archived)
# It is sort of polite to give credit to the originator
Some folks here get very upset when their images are used elsewhere without credit( eg Nuts Zoo etc)

personally I dont care.......but then no-one has ever used any of my images
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:23, archived)
# I found it on a blog somewhere - there was no indicator of source.
However, I resolve to exercise more diligance in future.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 16:10, archived)
# It gives that impression
because this is a board where people post their own work, so unless you state otherwise, the assumption is that you made what you posted.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:52, archived)
# In a new thread, absolutely
However, I really wasn't aware that the same stood for replies as well.
I'm more than happy to be corrected on the matter, apologies.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 16:07, archived)
# 6 years, 9 months and 0 days
(waxdart hello., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:07, archived)
# Does anyone know where the link to the animated gif is that says "Even this old book says you're a cunt"?
I would try and search it but search is broken and obviously too complicated to fix

edit: Ooh search is fixed!

www.b3tards.com/u/8fb5d1cc5364980c8582/phil-harding-book-says-you-are-a-cunt.gif

Props to Rattlehead

editedit: Oh piss, Rattlehead can't optimise either. Linked for those people on capped internet
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:10, archived)
# Oh, the irony!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:27, archived)
# Yup moved it onto a new server today
b3ta-search.co.cc/
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# What is that crap?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 23:21, archived)
# 5-7-6?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:11, archived)
# Gimpson?
GIMPSON!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:15, archived)
# bonjour
obviously I didn't find this in an old book, but looks there are more idiots here now
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:18, archived)
# \o/
Safety in numbers
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:20, archived)
# Hmmm.
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:20, archived)
# I think they're breeding

What with, I have no idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:20, archived)
# shoe horns & Marmite
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:25, archived)
# Well, that's going to produce sexy results
and no mistake
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:28, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nicely done.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:22, archived)
# hehe, I think it's become a countrywide practice these days!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:22, archived)
# this is massively depressing
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:25, archived)
# Leave it, our Darren!
He ain't fackin' worth a stretch
Don't do time for him
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:26, archived)
# The heart of Essex?
Where is that? Essex has no heart!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:41, archived)
# it's angry, drunken heart
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:07, archived)
# Ahh that'll be Pitsea.....
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:25, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:09, archived)
# This is too brown
and I don't like that font
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# *releases the donkeys*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:13, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcB6jQRAk0E
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# Ouch.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:32, archived)
# ^too this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:14, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
"A Donkey With A Shotgun" - best of all the quasi-political Christian rock band album titles.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:11, archived)
# What an asshole.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:19, archived)
# Assassin?
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:40, archived)
# How assinine of me.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:45, archived)
# don-keyll yourself over it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:36, archived)
# ... and hoof-mutations in the form of a human hand, facilitating and indeed, making it possible for a donkey to fire said shotgun
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:19, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:26, archived)
# Well I guess that answers all the questions
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# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:27, archived)
# Reminds me of this horse-fella from BraveStarr
img.listal.com/image/96761/600full-bravestarr-poster.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:57, archived)
# Indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha...
*click*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:28, archived)
[challenge entry] sadamman


Click for bigger (150 kb)
(grotpig, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:08, archived)
# If only he'd been dressed like that when they found him in his spider-hole
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:16, archived)
# Shakespeare's cat
sorry posted vid on links board
(clarencecat, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:52, archived)
# did he have a dog then?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:54, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10442705
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:54, archived)
# try again tomorrow
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# why am I not looking at a picture of your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:57, archived)
# Is this an image I see before me?
oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:58, archived)
# what brick through yonder window breaks
with a note attached asking where my fucking picture is
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# ^ What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:08, archived)
# soon it will be in the canal
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# This is one of the first things I saw on B3ta
And I cannot describe the joy it makes me feel.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:09, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:34, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:54, archived)
# I have to say I am Rissing a little here?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:48, archived)
# it's simple
Cow + Jeans
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# those are all the same cow
but she's moving really-really fast from trouser-to-trouser so the camera sees it as 4 cows
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:38, archived)
# are you suggesting they all look the same?
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# Your cat reminds me of this:

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:18, archived)
# What the fucking fuck is this? You fucking fuck!
And stuff.
Good 'ning! the board.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:07, archived)
# elloes Geoff
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:09, archived)
# MN!!!
How's you and the lovely L?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:24, archived)
# we are good ta :)
Louise says "Aww lovely Geoff! I love Geoff, I'd like to give him a cuddle!"

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:27, archived)
# That's cool 'cause I love cuddles.
Apologies for tardiness in replying but I keep having shorts bursts of work. Or spurts.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:55, archived)
# 'nings Geoff
how were the broads?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:11, archived)
# It was more Cambs than Norfolk
but fucking ace all the same.
Was I missed at the bash? I bet I was.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:23, archived)
# Yes of course you were
I think...I was quite drunk at the time...
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:33, archived)
# If you are going to steal one of emvee's posts at least credit him*
*courtesy of theoriginalsteve
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:08, archived)
# On the subject of stealing people's ideas...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:21, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:36, archived)
# Oi! It's easily done by mistake! Cut him some slack!
=P
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:29, archived)
# While we wait for the pic to turn up...
Can anyone help answer me a couple of questions:

1: Need to make a credit sequence for a DVD ending, suggested best software for said purpose?

2: Best entry level Chroma key, Greenscreen software for a newb.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:08, archived)
# OmniGraffle
and Excel.
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:10, archived)
# Hm, when I've had to do credits sequences I've used a combination of After Effects, Photoshop and Premiere
This is one of mine: vimeo.com/20832773 (skip to the end, obvs)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:10, archived)
# Re credits, I figured it would be a combination of software (one of those above I annoyingly don't have)
Ta for the answer though.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:18, archived)
#
*coughcoughsearchfor"thethingy"onpiratebaycoughcough*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:20, archived)
# ha ha :)
Often tempted, but it's 'work stuff' so I really can't.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:24, archived)
# If you have a program that does text animations, it should be pretty easy
I did credits for my b3ta video on Premiere 1.5 just by listing the names in a text box and having it roll from the start-point to the end-point.

I don't know for sure, but I reckon some older versions of Premiere will be available on the cheap.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:23, archived)
# I've got a 5+ year old copy of Premiere on the shelf, I'm gonna give it a punt in that.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:42, archived)
# should do the trick...
think it's done with Add Title...

I'll have a look later if you're having problems, but got to go to work now.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:02, archived)
# Ta mate
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:11, archived)
# povray or blender
lots of 3d object and pan up and down as fast as needed.

scroll up and down a webpage and screen capture.
(waxdart hello., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:11, archived)
# I did a bit of stuff on AE with greenscreen using the Keylight plugin
quite user-friendly for a beginner and I think the most recent AE has it built in.

I found that the main thing with keying is to get the lighting right, otherwise it's a fucking nightmare. I couldn't really make it work until I used 4-point lighting: Keylight, fill, hair and background... but I think it's possible to make it work with 3-point. It's helpful to have the background as smoothly and evenly lit as possible.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:16, archived)
# I presumed it wasn't going to be 'easy' but it's starting to look like such a frikkin ball ache to do (and get right)
That I suspect I'm just gonna pay someone to do it for me.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:20, archived)
# This helped me a lot
www.videocopilot.net/tutorials/basic_color_keying/
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:27, archived)
# I've bookmarked that to watch over lunch.
Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:41, archived)
#
tinyurl.com/blueray4free
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:38, archived)
# >:(
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:43, archived)
# Tiny Url you say
smells of horse
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:21, archived)
# oooh
Thank ee
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:44, archived)
# loads of tutorials about
eg
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hEk6z9jsHE
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Cheeky pea
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:44, archived)
# hehehe
well there was a stage when the hulk had the brain of banner and was referred to as the professor hulk :D great times :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:55, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:57, archived)
# that's just been blocked by Sophos
apparently "Mal/IFrame-F" was found your site
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:56, archived)
# ^ This.
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:24, archived)
# In the last frame-
Is that Chris Eubank?
(xaer0mancer, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:59, archived)

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