I bet it's got that big tenty smell of yeast and damp cloth
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:47,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: The Worst Superheroes Ever"){kind=small}
Professor eggs will save us! Oh no wait...
Octo I ruin everything.,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:41,
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Professor Eggs is Geoffrey Perkins aicmfp Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:42,
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afternoonhow are you?
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:17,
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stressed. Art. Noon.
How are you?
(How are you?
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:18,
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busy,lots of things half finished.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:31,
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I hate half-finished thingssomeone once told me that the best way to get anything done was to start doing it a bit, then it just nags at you till you finish it - in reality it just nags at you for ever
in any case, things that are 7/8 done are worse, cos you rush to get the fucker out and you COMPROMISE ON QUALITY
/freelance rant blog
(in any case, things that are 7/8 done are worse, cos you rush to get the fucker out and you COMPROMISE ON QUALITY
/freelance rant blog
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:50,
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cannot unseeit so is.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:12,
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All the king's horses and all the king's menCouldn't put eggzavier together again
(,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:43,
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Firstly, you get a spang, then I'm going to make scrambled eggs in this pan if it's not to badly dented. :DI'm hearing some really mixed reviews over the new xmen movie...
(
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:44,
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It is a mixed bag.I liked it. Had a nice hero theme and a nice villain theme. Costume design was great. Magneto is genuinely the best thing about it and his screen time with the professor is excellent. There is a breezy little section in the middle where they are traveling the world recruiting and it fizzes.
Plus it has Oliver Platt and Michael Ironside (looking old) in it. Anyone who gives ironside a paycheck is alright.
(Plus it has Oliver Platt and Michael Ironside (looking old) in it. Anyone who gives ironside a paycheck is alright.
Octo I ruin everything.,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:47,
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*agrees*
Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:09,
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yay Ironside(he was old in the 80s!)
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:09,
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Is it good to have a breezy fizzing section?Or is that the downside? Just want clarification on that point.
(,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:24,
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Nah.He'll crack under pressure.
(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:03,
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then his career will be ova Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:27,
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At least he'll have his music career to fall back onin fact I hear he's releasing a new albumen soon
( Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:33,
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hamtoucher-extraordinaire.
(
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:44,
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Gargamel is an antisemitic caricature of a Jew, according to a French academic.(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:46, archived)
show us on a doll where daddy touched you
(
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:32,
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SHOVE IT UP YOUR ARSE
(
Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:47,
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I wish suppository manufacturer Actavis UK would have the courage and honesty to use this on their packaging Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:53,
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Actavis UK best of all the buggery tablets
(
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:54,
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hahaha*rings Marketing dept*
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:00,
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Never really got into GLbut he seems a lot less annoying than most.
And Batman and Superman are generally better than most of the Marvel dreck, so perhaps GL is likely to be better too.
(And Batman and Superman are generally better than most of the Marvel dreck, so perhaps GL is likely to be better too.
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:59,
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i always like GL and the Flash the most :D i used to collect lots of comics but i really got into Green Lantern in my teens / 20's :D although i wouldnt know what the hell is going on now :(
(
Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:04,
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That's the trouble I have whenever I try to read a superhero style comicYou need to know who they are, everything they've done for the last 15 years, who they used to be, who used to be them, how many times they've died, whether they are currently good or evil and exactly which parallel dimension they are currently being good or evil or alive or dead in for that storyline.
Frankly I can't be arsed.
(Frankly I can't be arsed.
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:06,
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that was half the funyou read a comic - think who the fuck is blah blah blah - then you spend years tracking back and reading in reverse ;)
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:12,
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^ this& I'd rather spend the money on ciggies and booze.
(
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:16,
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ciggies and booze are great but I also like comicsbut I prefer more self contained ones like Transmetropolitan or Walking Dead for example.
I just find it really annoying that the tights and capes ones always seem to turn into a soap opera or do that incredibly annoying thing of getting to the end of an issue of a reasonable superhero romp and then saying, "continued in Mega Ant-Girl #14 & #37, pages 3, 19 & 11 of this month's Amazing Expanding Head one-shot and the letters page of The Fantastic Shrimp."
When did b3ta acquire hashtags...?
(I just find it really annoying that the tights and capes ones always seem to turn into a soap opera or do that incredibly annoying thing of getting to the end of an issue of a reasonable superhero romp and then saying, "continued in Mega Ant-Girl #14 & #37, pages 3, 19 & 11 of this month's Amazing Expanding Head one-shot and the letters page of The Fantastic Shrimp."
When did b3ta acquire hashtags...?
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:36,
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I was commended The Walking Dead bysomeone in the office here. Most impressed, a lot better than what I'd expected after seeing the TV show.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:39,
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Not NOW popular terrorist! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:11,
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Just Cooper Black made squiffy. Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:38,
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hahahe's after Volume 2 of 100 Discreet Walks in Tora Bora
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:31,
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i wouldn't consider him value brand.Antman, now there's a value superhero.
and Captian Planet, he was shit...
...and abused ecco the dolphin.
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:14,
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Captain Planet had a cool theme tuneIt was the planeteers who fucked me off. What the fuck is Heart all about?!
(
Joliet,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:16,
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I wonder who the next Green super hero will be?
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:22,
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pfffft
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:47,
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Dale Vince Eco-man.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:51,
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I don't get this, but did just read thiswww.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-13693811
Zippy and George are dead :(
Tribute Pea...
(Zippy and George are dead :(
Tribute Pea...
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:37,
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oh shitting hell.... :( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:40,
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Finally - the mystery can be solved!
Or perhaps not...
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:27,
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Hahahahaha Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:34,
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arfHappy nearly lunchtime to the four of you up there
*edit 5 - ning 'Shroom
(*edit 5 - ning 'Shroom
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:36,
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And an almost Chicken Satay to you, sir! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:36,
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you bounder, youI'm blummin' starvin' I am
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:40,
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Go get food, then - you big nana!
(
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:44,
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Whatdon't I deserve a happy lunchtime?
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:41,
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count the number of postees about me...there are 5 including you... (Shroom wasn't there when I started typing)
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:50,
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I shall let you off thenand go see what delights* our canteen has in store for us today.
*horrors
(*horrors
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:57,
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he's a quick grower that Mushroom Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:36,
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Office parties really can get out of handOne too many spritzers and you're photocopying the hippy's head.
( Joliet,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:12,
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she's an inspirationif only the mollycoddled athletes of today were prepared to shit themselves in public for a gold medal
(,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:07,
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Not likelyIf I urinate on a wall after a night at the pub, they'll call me a vandal.
WHERE'S MY PARADE?
(WHERE'S MY PARADE?
Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:30,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=VArOPqllcQg
Keep on running
Running from my arse
One fine day I'm gonna be the one
Ohhh yeah
I'm gonna be your man
Hey hey hey
Everyone is talking about me
It makes me feel so bad
Hey hey hey
Everyone is laughing at me
It makes me feel so sad
Keep on running
Running from my arse.....etc
(,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:19,
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Keep on running
Running from my arse
One fine day I'm gonna be the one
Ohhh yeah
I'm gonna be your man
Hey hey hey
Everyone is talking about me
It makes me feel so bad
Hey hey hey
Everyone is laughing at me
It makes me feel so sad
Keep on running
Running from my arse.....etc
A friend of mine has a new appreciation for peeing on the goHe was running the marathon & decided to queue for the loo. By the time he'd got to the front of the queue, done his business & rejoined the race he'd seized up. Apparently the last 10 miles was a killer.
( Joliet,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:14,
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"Oh Monty... you're so licky...."
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:54,
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Not safe for any one anywhere EVER!!!
(
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:01,
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haha - who did that I WENT TO BELIZE one?I had it on the wall in my office
"Where's Belize?" said some bright spark
"Er, it's in Central America"
"Oh. Is that where you got the poster?"
"Um. No."
("Where's Belize?" said some bright spark
"Er, it's in Central America"
"Oh. Is that where you got the poster?"
"Um. No."
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:10,
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ha, Psychoville was greatTina Turner did it for me
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:11,
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argh forgot it was on...will watch it on iplayer tonight :)
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:15,
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Ha!May I ask what software you used to capture that? It's of excellent quality
( Joliet,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:15,
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i downloaded the video from a dodgy sitei chopped it with windows movie maker, converted the scene to avi using total video converter then i used ulead gif animator 5 to make the gif
it sounds like a lot of hassle but that gif only took 10mins to make from me downloading it
(,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:46,
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it sounds like a lot of hassle but that gif only took 10mins to make from me downloading it
Mind bleach please
Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:12,
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Facebook now automatically detects people in photos! 
Seriously, it is pretty creepy actually
sinisterduck,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 9:58,
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ouchhow does that work with the Chinese? - because obviously they all look the same
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:00,
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I've been waiting for that for 46 minutes Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:07,
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I read that as "detests".Which has, sadly, somewhat diminished the humour of this for me.
Simon Cowell scares the bejeyasus out of me, though. I'm pretty sure he's the front of some sort of sinister government project.
(Simon Cowell scares the bejeyasus out of me, though. I'm pretty sure he's the front of some sort of sinister government project.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:00,
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He's what happens when the kids from The Midwich Cuckoos get to reach maturity...
(
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:05,
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I saw a book in the window of Waterstones the other dayI forget which, probably some Chris Moyles crap or something, but it had a pull-quote on the cover saying: "You will love this" - Simon Cowell.
This makes me both angry and depressed at the same time.
(This makes me both angry and depressed at the same time.
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:14,
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I view that kind of thingas a handy indicator on what not to bother reading.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:15,
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See - that's exactly right.Whatever prissy clot claimed you can't judge a book by it's cover had clearly never seen the Gareth Gates "autobiography".
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:17,
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the first 5 pages just say 'Ch'then Chapter 1 starts on page 6
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:18,
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*comedy trombone* Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:19,
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Oh, bloody hell :D*guilty laughs*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:56,
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^:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:57,
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sardonic lols Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:16,
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Mmmmm.....Sardonics on toast...
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:04,
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hahah what kind of quote is that?"You will love this, because I say so?" - they may as well just stick a thumbs-up sticker on it with "Simon Cowell likes this"
or is it "You will love this, because if you take any notice of what I think then you are entirely dim, making you the ideal readership for this pile of horseshit"
/ranty analysis blog
(or is it "You will love this, because if you take any notice of what I think then you are entirely dim, making you the ideal readership for this pile of horseshit"
/ranty analysis blog
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:18,
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I'm waiting for the next Russel Brand ouvre to simply have "LOL" splashed across it. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:19,
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Any relation to Lemar? Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:21,
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he sings backing vocals on his top hit "If there's any justice, it will be delivered by the People's Committee" Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:30,
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That would be a far better and more imaginative title than anything he could come up with on his own
(
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:25,
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ugh.... Celebrity endorsements - not because it's a good product, they're just paid for it.""You will love this" - Simon Cowell." should be this weeks newsletter subjlols
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:37,
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^What she said^but in an even sexier fashion.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:42,
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I once went to an evening with Shaun Hutson, the horror writerIt was meeting Garth Merenghi in person, but he was quite funny and one of the things he admitted to was when his friend Bruce Dickinson (of Iron Maiden fame) wrote a horror novel, he dashed off three quotes they could use on the cover without even reading the thing. The publishers chose one of the quotes, Hutson got paid.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:45,
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I had a sword fight with Bruce Dickinson once.He was much better at it than me.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:30,
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By "sword-fight" do you really mean"I made a grab for his winky in a public toilet"?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:32,
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No.I mean trying to hit each other with metre long bits of metal.
Although your suggestion would make a more interesting anecdote.
(Although your suggestion would make a more interesting anecdote.
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:51,
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All that opting out malarkey just seems like too much hassle.I shall just wear a disguise from now on.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:12,
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Haha!Is that your source?
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:28,
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if someone is on my friends list AND uploads a pic of meI kinda expect them to tag me
I don't get all the fuss
(I don't get all the fuss
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:52,
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I think it applies more to people who don't want their 3rd wife to know they're actually seeing 4 other women and are the fathers of sixty different kids
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:13,
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Halfway through the week......come on, we can do it! 'Ning all!
(
dogbomb,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 7:34,
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NING dogbombHappy Hump-Day!
(
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 7:36,
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Wednesday morning is NOT half way through the week.Come and see me at lunch time.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 8:46,
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Hurrah for teh punzMe last night wasn't as good as that....some silly woman decided to drive into the back of my car and jar the side of my neck.
The mistake she made was being a woman...and driving.
Off to docs at 11, this should be fun.
(The mistake she made was being a woman...and driving.
Off to docs at 11, this should be fun.
Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 9:01,
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There was a women on the train this morning coughing all over me.She was also on her mobile and said:
'I've been up all night coughing and being sick'.
So I said, 'Thanks.'
('I've been up all night coughing and being sick'.
So I said, 'Thanks.'
Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 9:19,
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People say "sociopathic" like it's a bad thing, but get the tube on any given morning and it's completely understandable.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 9:22,
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Some motile haircut on the bus this morning was within a hair's breadthof having his chavPhone rammed down his throat. I have yet to understand the attraction of listening to music via the shitty little speaker on one's phone.
Grrrr.
(Grrrr.
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 9:45,
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^thisin a nutshell, this is what's wrong with the country (and the planet) - it's not global warming, or bad TV, or drugs, or religion or the fact that T*ploader have reformed - it's this: people are cunts
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 9:52,
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Toploader reforming is, it must be admitted, something of a threat to at least the nobility of humankind, however. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 9:54,
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I thinkit's because they listen to shitty music that isn't actually made any worse by being listened to through a shitty speaker.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:14,
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That, and the crap earphones supplied with ipods, which is just scandalousIf only Boris had banned this shit instead of booze I'd be happier.
Speaking of which, the tube now resembles Amerka, with everyone drinking out of paper bags, so like, yeah, that's worked.
/End rant.
(Speaking of which, the tube now resembles Amerka, with everyone drinking out of paper bags, so like, yeah, that's worked.
/End rant.
Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:34,
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*activates orbital spanging platform*good 'nings!
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 9:14,
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*hands over access codes*
Also: Morning!
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 9:42,
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Gah!I was looking for the pun in the wrong panel...no wonder!
(
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 9:29,
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Dear, oh dear....:)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 9:40,
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hahaIt's like Tommy Cooper at his best! Tommy Hopper as it's Fleas perhaps?
(
Q4nobody,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:17,
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Ning B3ta and Happy Birthday to....James Darren (of Time Tunnel fame), Brooke Vincent (pictured here with her friend Sacha Parkinson) and Joan Rivers (yes, I know.. "Shopped only please")
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 7:10,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=FukYIJhc_C8
Beautiful women all look the same to me now.
It's like there's no individuality anymore.
(Beautiful women all look the same to me now.
It's like there's no individuality anymore.
Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 7:33,
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But James Darren isn't a woman?(
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 7:39,
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James Darren is awesomeI love him as Vic Fontaine
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 9:30,
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I know what you mean...Especially when they're bent over
( Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here.,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 13:16,
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Steve Tyler? Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 8:17,
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^ ThisIt was either her or Mick Hucknall and I have run out of Ginger paint.
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 7:50,
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As lovely as your images area picture of Hucknall would have made me puke in my Frosties.
(,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 8:03,
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*spluffs* Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 8:18,
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thereby creating an exact replica of his face Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 8:34,
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I don't get why she is so admired by other comicsShe's just a vulgar shouty woman with no jokes.
There's plenty of those round my way
(There's plenty of those round my way
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 8:34,
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haha, there's one in our streetTHEM FACKIN MUSLIMS, LIKE LIVIN IN A POSTBOX NYEK NYEK NYEK
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 8:35,
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oohStudy in terror... Ace... well worth a watch
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 8:47,
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rightoI shall press the missus to watch it after football tonight
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 9:07,
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A bit like Smash Monkey then? Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 9:28,
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can't wait for Sacha Parkinson's b'day
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 8:59,
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Roll on March 11 2012!I only did Harold Wilson on that day, earlier this year for some reason?
* I love a man with a pipe!
( * I love a man with a pipe! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 9:33,
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he couldn't figure out why, he hadn't eaten mushrooms in at least a week
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 5:12,
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so I forgot it's two words without the hyphen SO WHAT OF IT(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 5:39,
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WHY ARE THE WALLS SCREAMING Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 5:35,
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hello dapper goat face man it appears we have a thing or two in common Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 6:01,
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Fucking filesize limit is cramping for shit like this.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 5:53,
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and if you look closely....
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 7:01,
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Just what were you fuckers smoking on the gay shift?
(
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 9:32,
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I'm going to put my dingaling in your ear and SHAG SOME SENSE INTO YOU Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 5:25,
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I got this far on this tedious 'shop task and had to quitno idea what is going to happen in this image, but at least he's got room to do it in :p
( LS18,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 2:27,
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more wheeleez pleez PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 2:29,
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I'd thought of having him get some air teim---ramp over little carbut there isn't head room for that --hence disaster
( LS18,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 3:28,
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he's burning tires for tractionnaaa--dog on a leash at the other end giving him a hard time
( LS18,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 3:39,
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I should give that a go too. Here's a pea while I mull.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 2:36,
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that wasnt so hard -- and the last few frames -- wow! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 3:00,
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Could have been more arty with the hit flashes.And the wheel sparks. But they go by quick anyway.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 3:09,
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you did better than George Lucas PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 3:17,
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Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 3:31,
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yeah I made that back when 1024 pixels was considered wide, good times Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 3:40,
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took too long, should be in bed, yours is better :(
and the timing's borked...
4Q just lurking,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 3:18,
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I thought a crash to parts was a time eater and went simple.But it looks worth the effort there. Woo.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 3:23,
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Nice of you to say.
I would have liked more time but it's stupid o'clock already.
(I would have liked more time but it's stupid o'clock already.
4Q just lurking,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 3:25,
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Ah, come on,you could easily fit freebase and flanbase in there. Maybe even the word 'fuck'.
( 4Q just lurking,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 2:39,
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It'd take some drooling, slave-minded cretin to even bother.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 3:28,
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Hello, mate.(Roky Erickson performs John Lawman: www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyBTMXO-8jY)
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 3:38,
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I'll check that out tomorrow if I remember.After Stewart Lee. Last one tomorrow :(
( 4Q just lurking,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 3:40,
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It's been a good series. I nearly laughed at times. Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 3:43,
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Just 'nearly'?Who's your favourite comedian, then?
( 4Q just lurking,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 3:50,
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Difficult question to answer. Haven't laughed at the telly for a long time.Emo Philips, possibly. But that's distant memory. And it depends what a 'comedian' is.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 3:52,
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I think he's lost it a bit lately,but yeah, he used to be pretty good.
Have you heard of Daniel Kitson? - like Stew, he does a bit of deconstructing as he goes along. He has a website with a few podcasts on.
Crikey - it's 4am - catch you soon, hopefully, at a slightly more civilised time...
(Have you heard of Daniel Kitson? - like Stew, he does a bit of deconstructing as he goes along. He has a website with a few podcasts on.
Crikey - it's 4am - catch you soon, hopefully, at a slightly more civilised time...
4Q just lurking,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 4:01,
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Heard of, but not heard/seen. So I can live and learn.Sweet dreamses.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 4:06,
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hahah these are all funnyI went for a shit and this is what happened while I was gone :D
( LS18,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 3:26,
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I think you need to dispose of decades of canon and add some to the effects budget./Dr. Who fanboy
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 3:27,
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CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 3:29,
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hahahI made "there once was a hooker from Azores"
(wrong inflection for the limerick, tho)
((wrong inflection for the limerick, tho)
LS18,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 4:03,
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WITH A MELON? Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 4:07,
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burn down babylon!(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 4:23,
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he is ALL the time touching my ass.(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 4:17,
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that's the first decent laugh I've had all damn day.FOR WHICH I THANK YOU
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 5:14,
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Very nice :DWheatley's "eye" is a smidgen small, but nevertheless I like it a lot ^^
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 1:45,
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he's blinkingwell half blinking, just wanted to show the eye lid bits.
( FIEND,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 1:47,
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why thank you zambitHow are you? done any more wonderful drawings recently?
( FIEND,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 1:52,
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ok thanks fiendi have almost just finished one after the first atempt died in mistaks and frustration..hope you keepin cool too =]
(,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 2:01,
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TJ!b3tans in NZL?
www.smh.com.au/technology/technology-news/penis-prank-the-jokes-on-google-20110608-1frma.html
(www.smh.com.au/technology/technology-news/penis-prank-the-jokes-on-google-20110608-1frma.html
Ratsta,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 1:29,
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facknot available in my country
where do they think I am, Zimbabwe?
(where do they think I am, Zimbabwe?
LS18,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 1:20,
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bullshitit's not available in MY country
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 1:22,
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cheers!i'll take a look at it later
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 9:01,
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i'm surprised you can even get internet at the North Pole PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 1:28,
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won't you be my neighbor?*dons cardigan sweater and granny sneakers*
( LS18,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 1:33,
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ha ha! Just yesterday I told one of my friendly and fun customers that I put on a sweater and hush puppie shoes when I get home
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 1:39,
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Camelshit.Not relevant, just something I thought of.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 0:02,
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I needed reminding. It's good to not forget about camel shit.
I've just googled camel shits, and they're surprisingly small and tidy. Unlike what I would have expected from an animal that is otherwise kind of gross.
(I've just googled camel shits, and they're surprisingly small and tidy. Unlike what I would have expected from an animal that is otherwise kind of gross.
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 0:05,
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ooo yes they look like giant coffee beans(
Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 0:12,
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Wombiscuits!They're cylindrically delicious.
By the way- I've just given camels a plus point on my camel scoreboard.
(By the way- I've just given camels a plus point on my camel scoreboard.
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 0:28,
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I think wombats are way up there. Frogs are close behind. Crows are cool. Camels gaining.
( cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 0:54,
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FUTURE FUCKS SUCH AS THESEMAY AFFECT YOU IN THE FUTURE
( Butters and his titanium codsocket,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 2:59,
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hahahashopped pics only please.
top shoppage
(top shoppage
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 0:00,
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Looks like... *puts on shades*This will be a special gnoperation.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 0:10,
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My general reaction to anything 'Freebase'followed by going elsewhere, or going to bed, etc
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Tue 7 Jun 2011, 23:45,
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quite.isn't this really fucking beaten to death now ?
I mean 'lols' all day for pasting a meme into a pic etc etc etc etc
(I mean 'lols' all day for pasting a meme into a pic etc etc etc etc
spiny - things are looking up,
Wed 8 Jun 2011, 0:19,
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http://www.b3ta.com/links/Behind_the_scenes_photos_from_classic_movies
Harold Shipman? cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Tue 7 Jun 2011, 23:23,
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