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[challenge entry] Have a pea for the comp
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:09, archived)
[challenge entry] And another....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:10, archived)
# Requires young boy, conspiracy of silence, and deliberate ignorance.
Some assembly required.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:14, archived)
#
And communion wine
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:15, archived)
# and diet of worms
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:26, archived)
# Mmmmmm...
tasty worms...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:58, archived)
[challenge entry] If we're peaing


edit - also something about starting a new thread with a pea? Although I am less board nazi, more board sunbather.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Peas, you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Sure thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:23, archived)
# that's no moon...too chewy
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:26, archived)
# Have a pea from 2007.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh, alright then ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:29, archived)
# 'nings /board
This week I have been mostly making fake 80s VHS sleeves for our latest movie venture...

CFB & probably NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 8:28, archived)
# *spasms with mindpiss*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 8:33, archived)
# I'd totally rent it, if I still had a VCR.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 8:34, archived)
# I took the old family VCR to the dump the other day
:(
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 8:36, archived)
# someone stole ours from the junk cupboard when we were burgled last year
who steals vcrs nowadays??
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 8:40, archived)
# Not me
even with my two biggest bags, I still had to make 3 trips to the charity shop with my old VHS tapes, but they have all gone now
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 8:41, archived)
# Unless you still have a CRT telly, that was probably your last technological link to the 20th century.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 8:41, archived)
# I still have a CRT telly too
we're waiting until it dies to upgrade
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 8:58, archived)
# I still have mine. As much as I love flatscreen technology, the motion blur which seems to come as standard on most of them is a real annoyance.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:07, archived)
# I have no experience of this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:10, archived)
# Ha!
Just googled the iMac, and it was released October 1999!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:03, archived)
# Just creeping in, under the bar.
8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:08, archived)
# I still have a VCR
It's what I forgot to tape last night's "Game of Thrones" on
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 8:54, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
*drops to knees and looks up into rain as camera pulls slowly back*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 8:58, archived)
# I always tape it on Monday night to watch later
right after Stargate Universe - but as SGU has finished - I completely forgot that the tape wasn't running - and was completely preoccupied changing html links that it was 9.35 by the time I'd looked up at the time and discovered my fatal error. I still haven't seen last week's yet - aaaargh!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:00, archived)
# Never seen SGU, but I heard it was getting good right about the time they cancelled it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:16, archived)
# So are you Brian Haemorrhage?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 8:35, archived)
# We're pitching this one as a "found" movie from the 1980s
and so "Brian Haemorrhage" is the fictional director who made it

(though in real life I wrote it, and me and another b3tan filmed it)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 8:38, archived)
# There was a Dreamcast game called Typing of the Dead
where you had to type out words quickly to kill the zombies. They had the keyboard as this crazy new gaming peripheral lol.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 8:51, archived)
#
You could get it on the PC too.

I wasd fuickinhg awesomew art itr!"
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:10, archived)
# Well I just assumed it was a nice pseudonym.
Next to Nigel Seizure
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 8:52, archived)
# Max Vector
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 8:40, archived)
# I totally wanted him to be played by a South African
that way the pronunciation would be the same
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 8:49, archived)
# Did anyone see post 4000000?
It appears to have vanished, as have a few other old posts. (It ws a reply to b3ta.com/board/3999928 which has been deleted/lost I guess.)

Not wishing to alarm anyone, but there are only 10 million or so left.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 8:45, archived)
# they fell into the sea during that storm a few years back
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 8:47, archived)
# The old B3ta fire.
Yeah, we lost a few good threads that day.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 8:52, archived)
# Hahahaha! Wonderful.
Do we get to see it...?
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 8:59, archived)
# It will ultimately be released as part of Three's a Shroud, a modern British horror anthology
but as the "film within a film" we've been rushing around to get it finished before the other bits so our characters can have it on the telly in the background

There's a trailer in the works though
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:48, archived)
# I salute your dedication to a much-loved branch of Hammer/Amicus horror - the anthology.
Best of luck.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:55, archived)
# spammy facebook link if you're interested
www.facebook.com/ThreesAShroud
We already have Emily Booth's scene wrapped :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:57, archived)
# Duly liked.
Top endeavour.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:03, archived)
# i like the 'paranoid video' logo
chrome effect FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:31, archived)
# Running Late...
...but feeling GREAT! 'Ning all!

(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 8:06, archived)
# Ehehehe
Also: hello board. Long, long time no see.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 8:18, archived)
# ._.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 8:21, archived)
# *slams door*
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 8:42, archived)
# Arf!
Consistently good.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:00, archived)
# Bugaboo!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=36Mrtxr8PlE
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Mmmmmmmmmmangerines

Click for video what i made
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 7:43, archived)
# mandarins?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 7:46, archived)
# trangerines?
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 7:46, archived)
# transgenderines
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 7:51, archived)
# So this isn't you own work then?



(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 7:54, archived)
# you hold him down and i'll rape him, brutally
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 7:57, archived)
# Ning Real!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 7:57, archived)
# Ning WB!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 8:05, archived)
# what drew you to that conclusion?
yes it is

Happy now?
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 8:08, archived)
# I am sorry...
Have a Woo and a click...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:37, archived)
# how kind
maybe ur not bad after all
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 19:28, archived)
# Happy Tuesday b3ta
and Birthday wishes to Meredith Baxter, Erica Durance and our very own Prince Willie!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 7:23, archived)
#


* Sorry, I was a bit rushed ths morning...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 7:23, archived)
# So this isn't you own work then?
oh it is that easy.
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 8:11, archived)
# The most buxom of all the Lois Lane's.
*ogles*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 8:28, archived)
# If you're rushed, don't bother
I'm sure b3ta will survive without a dose of this every morning
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:17, archived)
# Cor... Erica's rather lovely.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:02, archived)
# And me
Where is my cool pretty picture eh?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:11, archived)
# Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:36, archived)
# Sorry, low hummus lately


Click for bigger (163 kb)

Oh. And 'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 5:48, archived)
# I AM ASTONISHED, AND AT ONLY TWELVE CENTS THAT IS A PRETTY GOOD DEAL
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 5:49, archived)
# CHEAP THRILLS!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 5:50, archived)
# THEM'S THE ONLY THRILLS I CAN AFFORD
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 6:16, archived)
# Dr thing and Mr Whatdoyacall him...
NING B3TA!


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 5:52, archived)
# Ning WB. Nice hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 6:03, archived)
# WANT TO GET HIGH???????????
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 6:19, archived)
# DO YOU EVEN HAVE TO ASK????????????
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 6:23, archived)
# Yes please.
But all I have is 6p, two odd flipflops and a packet of Garibaldi.
Can we do a deal?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 6:32, archived)
# Love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 8:27, archived)
# hello; its been a while
have some real arts.. I sketch the drawing then myself and my housemate fraiser spreaded it with food stuffs left behind by those who have already departed our student house.



the medium is blue icing, oil that had some how separated from the year old peanut butter, the year old peanut butter, mint sauce, tomato puree, tomato ketchup, domino's garlic and herb dip, ancient marmite, chocolate spread and sticky bbq marinade on canvas :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 4:39, archived)
# what do you do with it now? put it on ebay?
hang it on a wall and watch it slowly decay while it attracts real flies? THIS IS A METAPHOR FOR SOCIETY YOU KNOW
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 5:48, archived)
# Donate it to charity.
Think of the poor starving children!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 5:50, archived)
# Chelmsford is shit!
This is nothing new, Dickens once remarked "If any one were to ask me what in my opinion was the dullest and most stupid spot on the face of the Earth, I should decidedly say Chelmsford."
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 8:20, archived)
# it's chelmsford road
in weymouth.

a double whammy of shite.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:49, archived)
# Done?
(Flo3:16, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 1:56, archived)
# No idea, (total RIS at this end) but it looks fucking cool and is kinda fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 2:02, archived)
# I think that's a wrecked car in the butt, maybe this is something about Ryan Dunn / Jackass the movie
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 2:27, archived)
# DO YOU HAVE AN ANGRY OPINION YOU'D LIKE TO EXPRESS ABOUT THAT RAPITINUI?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 2:42, archived)
# surprisingly, no
just now I'm more impressed by how comprehensively he managed to total himself
TMZ said 110mph, turned a Porsche into tinfoil, and they could barely identify the occupants, let alone tell who was driving
I'd be surprised if the fire even left blood alcohol evidence.

IMPRESSIVE SHIT RIGHT THERE, WELL DONE

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 3:12, archived)
# a well-done Dunn, even.
 
FUCKING BARBECUE MAN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 3:17, archived)
#
Well done indeed. The random mess of shapes I used for the picture is an actuall Photo of the Car after the accident.
(Flo3:16, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 3:21, archived)
# yeah, I realised that after I looked at some pictures elsewhere
I haven't been around much lately, but I used to get all my news from b3ta

YA HOID IT HEAH FOIST
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 3:29, archived)
#
You know it's funny. There is only one Idiot visible in this Picture..

www.mtv.co.uk/files/imagecache/gallery_wide/2010/09/14/jackass-crew-pg257606.jpg?1
(Flo3:16, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 3:43, archived)
# pffffft
 
I like Johnny Knoxville, I watched the Ringer on telly the other night and it was surprisingly good, love me some downies.
also he was okay in A Dirty Shame, if somewhat overshadowed by Chris Isaak
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 3:48, archived)
#
Yeah...I meant the Idiot that went drunk driving and killed himself. (Which 10 years from now could also include Magera I think.)
(Flo3:16, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 3:52, archived)
# ahhhhh but he's obscured in that Picture!
 
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 3:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 2:20, archived)
# ARGH
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 2:42, archived)
# WTFIT?
edit: oh...eye balls.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 3:04, archived)
# Scrotom eylids - a rare condition caused by excessive blinkig.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 3:06, archived)
# we have a wiener!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 3:07, archived)
# It's commonly accompanied by a arunny nose and sneezing.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 3:14, archived)
# Bahwahahaha!
I wonder if the Westboro Baptist Church is going to protest at his funeral.

And how have you been, B3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 2:22, archived)
# Quiet 'til you showed up, Foxy.
C'mon, give us a woodcut.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 2:27, archived)
# i wood...
but i've been so busy. usually, that's just an excuse, but seriously... working, working on the side, and running...
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 2:39, archived)
# Surely a repost isn't beyond your powers?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 2:45, archived)
# I'd rather have a car up my ass
than a spiteful petty god in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 2:43, archived)
# Spiteful, petty cars up the arse, however, are the worst of all worlds.
Generally bad news. Highly ungrateful guests.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 2:49, archived)
# I'd rather have a spiteful, petty car up god's ass.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 2:55, archived)
# It'd serve the fucker right.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 3:01, archived)
# I'd rather have ice cream and Guinness.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 3:06, archived)
# That seems reasonable.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 3:09, archived)
# A MONKEY WRENCH, UP MY ASS. A MONKEY! UP MY ASS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 3:16, archived)
# what can I say, I've been listening to "Failure" a lot this year
www.allthelyrics.com/lyrics/king_missile/up_my_ass-lyrics-1241017.html
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 3:30, archived)
# That failure track you posted yesterday
reminded me a lot of Seen And Not Seen by the Talking Heads, from Remain In Light.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 3:37, archived)
# nice!
okay one more then, Gay / Not Gay
 
and furthermore: Is Chicago / Is Not Chicago
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 3:53, archived)
# Let's have a little fresh Gary Coleman Dance Sensation to go with that
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 3:56, archived)
# IS CHICAGO. IS NOT CHICAGO.
 
by the way yes, that song is about tripping balls, in Chicago
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 3:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 4:05, archived)
# filterriffic!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 4:59, archived)
# Nah, even simpler than a filter...
when I saved for web I reduced it to 3 colors then changed the colors in the palette.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 5:10, archived)
# lol I usually only do that on accident
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 5:22, archived)
# ummm, optimitastic! then :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:52, archived)
#
 





 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 5:09, archived)
# horizontal dance party shenanigans
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 5:12, archived)
# FOUR, EIGHT, SIXTEEN FEET TO THE LEFT GOD DAMN IT

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj4Dg2j10jQ
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 5:24, archived)
# That is doing very weird things
Also, John S Hall is god.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 5:17, archived)
# no wonder there are so many fans of King Missile.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 5:21, archived)
# My butt is raw from so much bike riding this week. I'm off to go soak. OUCH. Bikes are good.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gl0EFn_t9pU
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 5:48, archived)
# nice one, who's the bike?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 5:50, archived)
# Oh you!
If I told you I'd have to kill myself.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 6:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Giant Travel Chess: A first post


Click for bigger (279 kb)
(theatheling, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 1:33, archived)
# Hello
Good first post. Welcome :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 1:36, archived)
# You'll like it here.
And you're most welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 1:43, archived)
# this is very silly
i like it
double points for posting during the gay shift too
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 7:44, archived)
[challenge entry] some supporters felt the rebranding was going too far
(arctisticus, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 0:54, archived)
# No people of dual heritage?
Got a problem with miscegeny?
Racist.

www.b3ta.com/questions/stupidcolleagues/post1105704

edit: Sorry. Your picture - very good, I clicked.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 0:59, archived)
#
having looked up miscegeny i can assure you i have no problem with it
(arctisticus, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 1:05, archived)
# pfft

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 1:01, archived)
# Ahaha, one of my all time favourites!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 1:02, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 3:08, archived)
# Happier times...
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 1:07, archived)
# fuck that's nasty
I have to try and sleep now, bye B3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 3:18, archived)
# I bought these...

...in China.
(DrDerekDoctors, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 0:53, archived)
# didnt they have any WISP0RZ?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 1:00, archived)
# hahahaha very clever indeed
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 1:02, archived)
# Oh.
Oh dear.
Took me a while.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 1:17, archived)
# Purple monkey dishwasher.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 1:21, archived)
# Strange,
this isn't on the front page yet!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 8:58, archived)
# i've just got it
i am clearly very dense today.
have a spang!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:22, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm tubbin it!

Inspired by www.b3ta.com/board/10456089
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 0:19, archived)
# Spectacular!
*applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 0:21, archived)
# Warning: Laminated stomachs can cause reflective enema bounceback!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 0:21, archived)
# it's a real problem
this is why you never see Ronald doing this at kid's parties anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 0:22, archived)
# I said stomach when I meant abdomen. This lapse was unaccepable.
I shall perform seppuku immediately.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 0:25, archived)
# NO!
Refrain from puncturing your abdomen, please. Your board needs you.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 0:32, archived)
# do not worry
the above picture could be perceived as a realtime optical illusion involving rectal and oral expulsion of pure orange juice, induced by simultaneous vomiting and de-enemising of said beverage.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 0:38, archived)
# There's so little de-enemising on the pictorial front these days.
*gets all wistful*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 0:44, archived)
#
ΠΡΩΤΑΘΛΗΤΗΣ
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 0:28, archived)
# Spasiba!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 0:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Stephen King's sh-IT? Great work fella, powerful image and works on so many levels.

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 0:37, archived)
[challenge entry] On another note . . . the kids always ask to go to Old Mac Donalds!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 0:41, archived)
# hahaha nicely
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 0:43, archived)
# yeh, it's a shonkily-shopped tour de force, commenting on globalisation and the self-fulfilling prophecies of franchised restaurants
Azn Ass-To-Mouth Burger Premiere Meal, Supersize, ta.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 0:43, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 0:10, archived)
# I've clicked the shit out of this.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 0:14, archived)
# As have I
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:23, archived)
# No-one does wood more good etc
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 0:15, archived)
# poor cuprinol wood man
stop soiling my memories!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 0:39, archived)
# Late, tired...


Edited on request by S.Monkey =)
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:20, archived)
# second one should be first
for maximum effect
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:25, archived)
# I think the second should be
Shy-er Le Boeuf

Maybe with added french cliche

edit:Now you've just confused things.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:33, archived)
# i like to confuse things and they like to be confused
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:36, archived)
# Clearly I've not thought this through...
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:39, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:44, archived)
# start again!
In the first picture you have actor of Transformers fame, Shia LaBeouf. Shyer 'beef in french'. Currently as a cow, not perhaps saying I'm shy, but hey, that's what we have to work with.
So, the second we are trying to convey an even more shy 'french word for beef'...by having a cow 'hiding' behind a tree.

The whole thing should theoretically = comedy...I'm just not ROFLing quite yet.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:48, archived)
# don't bamboozle us with your sciencey "facts"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:50, archived)
# Tragedy+time=comedy
Which is why we can laugh about Steps now.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:54, archived)
# The feeling's gone and we can't go on.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:56, archived)
# Damn that meaty-named shite actor spoiling my warped photoshoppery. I hope Megatron bums him in the next film...
And with that dear reader, I'm off for some much needed shut-eye.

G'night all...
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:56, archived)
# i'm off to bed myself now
g'night!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:58, archived)
# haha
slight threadjack, this here is a website i thought may prove useful to fellow b3tans, it's a high res (safe) computer wallpaper website, but the pics could prove useful for shoppery? just a thought wallbase.cc
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 0:00, archived)
# HELP!
I don't recognise any of today's famous people.
It's no "too cool for school" boast. I just don't know their names or faces, and am often left feeling clueless and bewildered.
Should I give up the internet altogether and learn some kind of woodcraft skill instead?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 0:05, archived)
# he's one of the main characters in the new Transformers films
but originally was the main star of a tv show for kids which i can't remember the name of.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 0:07, archived)
# Thank you, fiend, you're very kind.
I anticipate totally forgetting that vital information several seconds after logging off. "Brain" like a fucking sieve, me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 0:13, archived)
# having a mind free of memories would be better than watching any of the Transformer films and/or remembering them
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 0:45, archived)
# I remember when the only famous people were Ronnie Barker and Sue Lawley
and magazines had words in them.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 0:21, archived)
# Tell youngsters that nowadays, and they'll tell you you're talking bollocks.
And gawd help you if you raise a hand to 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 0:25, archived)
# I always imagine Shia labouef being an Islamic French egg made in a lab.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 0:21, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 0:45, archived)
# "One Of Us." ... "Yes. One Of Us"


Edit: Jesus Christ Thats One Hell Of A Front Page. Quality.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:11, archived)
# TOAPOK
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:11, archived)
# text on a picture of kitties.
wot ov it?
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:12, archived)
# TATOAPOK
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:13, archived)
# Totally Awesome text on a picture of kitties?
Im on unfamiliar ground here, help a brother out!
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:16, archived)
# I am happy with your suggestion.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:18, archived)
# Something Something Something Something Something Something Something Something
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:29, archived)
# Dark Side?
(Poison-System-X, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 2:20, archived)
# so, cats are evil, eh?
who knew?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:16, archived)
# Frank Bruno
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:18, archived)
# fucker never told me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:23, archived)
# He's in league with them
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:43, archived)
# i wouldn't put it past him
or them.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:44, archived)
# I'm sure of being on the winning side then.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:19, archived)
# i'm just glad to be home
away from giant moulting dogs and cats that hiss at me, do rancid farts and have food that fucking stinks.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:24, archived)
# It's always nice to get home
so you can do rancid farts and have food that fucking stinks.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:39, archived)
# what's the point of doing rancid farts if you're on your own?
also, my cooking is EXCELLENT.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:46, archived)
# You'll probably be their first victim!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:43, archived)
# Nah the little fluffs there would be rapidly under my spell.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 0:27, archived)
# "So what are we going to do tonight, Brain?"
"Same as we do every night, Pinky, eat some scran, have a shit, then go to sleep on some clean clothes."
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:20, archived)
# Hahaha.
I was trying to photoshop some holiday photos together and all my brain kept thinking was:
"Photoshop those kitties"
"Photoshop those kitties"
"Photoshop those kitties"
"Photoshop those kitties"
"Photoshop those kitties"
"Photoshop those kitties"
"Photoshop those kitties"
Had to do it. Here is was supposed to be doing:
WARNING, Nearly 1 Meg
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:29, archived)
# CatHammer ?
or WarCat ? 40 000 ?
(Wespel fried french., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 7:38, archived)
[challenge entry] The Swollen Arteries

(kdnewman, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:56, archived)
# can it be deep fried?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:58, archived)
# Yep.
That'll be ยฃ2.49, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:03, archived)
# cheaper than an unhappy meal
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:08, archived)
# Do you want inconsolable, wretched misery with that?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:10, archived)
# only if it comes with a noose-themed toy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:12, archived)
# We have a whole new range coming up. "Toy Story 4: This Time It's Downright Suicidal".
It'll be a big hit with single dads on their custody weekends.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:16, archived)
# can you buy one-way cinema tickets?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:19, archived)
# There's a two-for-one offer on right now!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:42, archived)
#
Only for a zyklon b-movie.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:48, archived)
# this is makin' me hungry now.....
*pops down to "Mackies"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:07, archived)
# Tubgirl?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:16, archived)
# Hat
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:18, archived)
# I'll take a bucket of totally occluded Left Anterior Descending Coronary fries.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:34, archived)
# I had something from there the other day
It was offal. Which is deliberate play on the word awful.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:37, archived)
# ugh
lovely sketchery
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 0:22, archived)
[challenge entry]
(moistness, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:54, archived)
# Needs a tad more revolting, sadistic glee.
But I like it.

(The whole "Are you thinking what we're thinking?" episode was so disgusting that I find it hard to believe it was allowed to slip quietly into obscure history)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:06, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:17, archived)
# You could have done a better job photoshoping
that child's head on to an adult's body.

(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:40, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:48, archived)
# Pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 0:29, archived)
# When's the next coach to Hull?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:10, archived)
# just departing platform 3
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:13, archived)
# I think Dunn was aiming for platform 9¾
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:43, archived)
# You should know, you're driving it
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:16, archived)
# Coaches? Pah! Nothing so exotic.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:18, archived)
# *turns down aircon*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:19, archived)
# Aircon lol *opens cab window*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:19, archived)
# isn't that the one with nicholas cage?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:31, archived)
# the only reason to watch that film is steve buscemi
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:33, archived)
# I saw Big Fish for the first time this weekend

I thought it was wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:38, archived)
# i've mostly been watching cold case
and drinking obscene amounts of alcohol, as my mates have the shittest t.v package and i've been bored out of my gourd.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:41, archived)
#
Similarly Trees Lounge and Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead.
Both films are as depressing as hell otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:40, archived)
# and mr. deeds.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:42, archived)
# *puts down nicholas cage*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:38, archived)
# *picks up nicholas cage*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:42, archived)
# Put, the Nicky, back in the box
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:48, archived)
# :D
actually, i prefer to be called Nick.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:50, archived)
# Nicola Fury
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:52, archived)
# ooooo, i like that!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:55, archived)
# Never give a drunk girl a gun.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:07, archived)
# how did you know i'm drunk?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:09, archived)
# I was going off your face in the picture.
That and it's a pretty safe bet anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:10, archived)
# good point.
got a nice bottle of 70% proof absinthe off my mates.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:13, archived)
# LEAVE ROB ALONE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:11, archived)
# I'M NOT A FUCKING GINGER!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:12, archived)
# Relax there, carrot top, we all now how angry you gingers can get.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:14, archived)
# don't push me, man
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:15, archived)
# Easy there, Red.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:32, archived)
# *loads blunderbuss*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:38, archived)
# hello and welcome back, smash monkey
when did you come back?
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:47, archived)
# about 5 o'clock
i'm shattered, haven't been sleeping too well in a strange bed :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:48, archived)
# SEE? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DRAW ON TICKETS, RATHER THAN WATCHING WHERE YOU'RE GOING
;)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:20, archived)
# If I was watching where I was going that would immediately exclude me from ever being a coach driver
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:22, archived)
# As well as being drunk, no doubt he was 'drawing' on something, anyway
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:24, archived)
# b3tan to it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:24, archived)
# If i laughed do i have to buy a ticket?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:16, archived)
# This one is a free trip
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:17, archived)
# Found the gif tool
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:19, archived)
# tad on the large size but good gif anyway
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:20, archived)
# I was looking at how to drop the size
Making the picture smaller worked, but I'm sure there are more sensible ways to do it...
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:24, archived)
# reducing the color palette and increasing the lossy will work.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:26, archived)
# This ^^^^
And generally speaking, if you can keep your background static you'll end up with nice compact files.

(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:27, archived)
# This GIF would actually look really cool with a static background
You could probably do it quite easily by giving yourself a bit of extra width and then some crafty cutting and pasting.

Instant widescreen Singin' in the Rain!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:36, archived)
# Thanks for the suggestions :)
Gonna go play
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:49, archived)
# Fuck me
where have you been?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:34, archived)
# I think it's a
nimposter
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:37, archived)
# Can't be, look, he's HUNG
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:53, archived)
# HUNG
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:59, archived)
# hahaha
the bus is getting full
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:20, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - RYAN DUNN
Some show-off from the telly, who apparently is quite well-known among people who watch this kind of tripe, has gone and killed himself in a particularly stupid and criminal fashion. Not only that, but he's managed to take another life while he was at it. Pay your pictorial tributes to this great man, and show the internet what you think of his actions during his last hours on Earth.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:29, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:39, archived)
# I count 6 different slights againts the man in 2 sentences.
Did he do a giggs on your missus?

edit: make that 7 on the re-read.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:01, archived)
# you can sit on my knee
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:30, archived)
# ah, i've got my seat though
www.b3ta.com/board/10455832
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:32, archived)
# but my knee is still cold :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:34, archived)
# so is me arse
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:35, archived)
# if you sit on my knee, we can both be warm
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:36, archived)
# i have a phobia of knees
after i got one full force to the nose.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:39, archived)
# painful!
my sister once broke my nose during a fight. fortunately, it set just like normal.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:43, archived)
# i can make mine do cracking noises
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:45, archived)
# And what about your nose?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:48, archived)
# pfffft
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:52, archived)
# 3 weeks after she broke it
my cousin turned up pissed to my other sister's wedding, got me in a headlock and hugged me. the pain was worse than the actual break.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:49, archived)
# Might need some.... friction
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:44, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:45, archived)
# And No Licking the Windows! ;)
It takes ages to clean those marks off.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:35, archived)
# *guilty pffft*
the original Burnout 2 was awesome
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:29, archived)
# i wasted 3 gigs of bandwidth downloading burnout paradise which is pretty crap
and also i discovered afterword that once my 30 day playstation plus trial runs out, so does the game.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:34, archived)
# .
Burnout Paradise on the PC is pretty good though. Apart from the lack of downloadable extra crap.
(Kyzia was here on, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:45, archived)
# bindunn
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:55, archived)
# BOO!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:01, archived)
[challenge entry] aarghh!!! likes


mind if I park (no pun intended) this pea here? kinda fits
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:02, archived)
# You cheeky young shaver.
Put it in its own thread.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:04, archived)
# but it is a pea - tis teh rules - and Proj is lurking :)
I did clicky likey yours as well
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:06, archived)
# That makes it alright does it?
THAT MAKES IT ALRIGHT!
I don't know about your so called 'rules' but in my day this sort of thing was frowned upon. GAH! The youth, wasted on the young. GAH! The Board, wasted on a bunch of people with nothing better to do than make stupid pictures.

GAH!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:08, archived)
# that's HAG backwards
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:12, archived)
# It is also
an anagram of agh...which isn't really a word.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:15, archived)
# I like it
agh - as in the castle
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:17, archived)
#
www.gahrenewables.co.uk/communities/7/004/007/902/457/images/4532905172_pre.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:17, archived)
# if this is I love horses.................
edit - just checking :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:31, archived)
# Scientists.
Will they never learn?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:03, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:04, archived)
# SUPER
MOORE
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:21, archived)
# Well that's scientists for you

They don't know a sewn-on eye from a drawn one
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:16, archived)
# Bloody scientists,
they'll be telling us Father Christmas isn't real, next.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:31, archived)
# I like this.
It is good.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:54, archived)
# haha but not quite so much lube this tiem
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:55, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:58, archived)
# Must have been on massive drugs:
"Speed may have been a contributing factor to the accident," the West Goshen Township Police Department's report read.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:06, archived)
# Well he was a Jackass and all
(StrangeVegetable Will rape your sightballs, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:59, archived)
# I bet they wish they had filmed it
sorry that's a one way ticket to Hull....
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:08, archived)
# To be honest
it's probably what he would have wanted
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:36, archived)
# I have a feeling you're right.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:48, archived)
# true
"awesome dude.......err...."
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:52, archived)
# Forever in our Farts
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:12, archived)
# Had to Google his name.
Never watched Jackass, but not totally surprised that one of them died doing something pretty stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:14, archived)
# I tried watching that show once
It really wasn't my kind of thing. Too "lowest common denominator"-demographic.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:24, archived)
# No, that would be Dirty Sanchez.
Similar kind of show, but incalculably more witless.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:28, archived)
# My daughter made me watch Viva La Bam.
I really didn't want to like it, it's absolutely not my kind of thing, and I ended up thinking it was great fun, particularly the first few seasons.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:56, archived)
# You! To the front!
Some people are still claiming it's a hoax, must've been a sale on tinfoil hats.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:14, archived)
# Pfft!
Also, I can't think of a more appropriate way to have had that news broken to me.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:37, archived)
# I would like to have my room being filled with dwarves, singing DING DONG the DUNN is DEAD
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:49, archived)
# Fuck
I actually liked him on Viva La Bam. He reminded me of my brother.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 20:48, archived)
# I wish it had been Bam Margera instead - he's a git.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:12, archived)
# Please tell your brother not to drink and drive
or go down a steep hill in a rocket-powered shopping cart, or whatever it is they're always doing
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:18, archived)
# Sounds like drunk students with a budget
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:49, archived)
# You stole that joke
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:41, archived)
# wah wah wah
So fucking what? someone sent me it as a text message, I altered the text slightly and then I photoshoped it
are you going to go round everyone else on b3ta who does the same?

twat.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:32, archived)
# wow!
another fascinating insight into the creative process
(itob, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 0:21, archived)
# grow up and stop being a troll
I actually think you're a wee bit gay for me, why else would you only post in my threads?
I'm feel so sorry for you itob you are a creepy and sad wee man boy who needs help.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 0:29, archived)
# hahahaha
oooohhhh *handbags
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 9:14, archived)
#
"Reports state that he posted a photo of himself drinking with friends a few hours before onto Twitter"

also you can't drive a porsche in the USA since they have a speed limit there so he probably deserved it :)
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 22:46, archived)

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