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# Help us choose the new Question of the Week
Hey! Put down your Rebekah Brooks voodoo dolls for a second and vote on the new QOTW

- Dodgy work ethics: What's the naughtiest thing a boss has ever asked you to do? And did you do it? And how much did you pay the police?

- Party pieces: That bit at a gathering directly between "Hey, look at this!" and somebody dialling 999

- Funniest thing you've seen in real life: Degree of difficulty -- IN REAL LIFE. No "look at this YouTube link LOL"

- Being led astray: By day, I am a mild-mannered writer. By night, I am in a desperate struggle with the owners of our local community noticeboard, all thanks to being led astray by the internets. Damn you, internets!

- Hanging with the cool kids: Tell us of your desperate attempts to act cool. Or, if you are the legendary Cool Kid a) what are you doing here? and b) tell us about desperate dweebs who have tried to impress you

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(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:20, archived)
# Does this poll thing have trouble counting or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:23, archived)
# ^What she said^
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:26, archived)
# Does anyone from /talk actually use /board?
If not, /board should vote for the worse option, just to piss them off!

* If you are reading this and you are from /talk, hello!


EDIT: * Votes for "Does this poll thing have trouble counting or something"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:26, archived)
# Does anyone from /talk use QOTW?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:29, archived)
# Sorry, I failed there...
/talk /Question of the Week

* I wont go back and edit it because that would be double fail!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:32, archived)
# Yep.
I still think of myself as a QotW person, though I spend much more time on /board and /links of late.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:40, archived)
# Only for trolling purposes, I suspect.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:33, archived)
# Suck my balls you horrible, horrible bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:50, archived)
# match.com-------------------------->
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:03, archived)
# Re dodgy bosses - when I worked for Simon Cowell 20 years ago...
I had to fake his signature on bank documents because he didn't get into the office in time.

I also used to sign Sinitta's signature on photos for her.

So I'm voting this one!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:26, archived)
# You'll be telling me the X-Factor winners don't write their own songs next.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:28, archived)
# also
WHERE'S THE FUCKING PICTURE?????????
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:28, archived)
# Can you still forge his signature?
The possibilities are endless!

Oh, can I return my signed Sinitta fan club photo to you fro a refund as well
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:30, archived)
# You should have ordered the wipe-clean version.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:32, archived)
# pfft
20 years ago dude!!!!

Can't remember what happened yesterday......
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:31, archived)
# QOTW-------------------------->
/obvious answer
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:33, archived)
# i voted for dodgy work ethics,
but I have to wait until my boss is dead before I can release the information
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Just disguise your place of work
"One time when I was working at Band Camp..."
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Pervy Dentist
My son went to the dentist yesterday and got a balloon with a wanking croc on it.

(Portnoy will never stop complaining, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:50, archived)
# It's the missing member of the Sequential Art crew
Harry, the wanking croc!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:54, archived)
# Crocodiles with cocks?!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:20, archived)
# Cockodiles.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:29, archived)
# Phalligators.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:42, archived)
# Not a very good role model is he?
I mean, his teefs are yellow.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:55, archived)
# looks green to me
one of us is colour-blind
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:06, archived)
# turn up your brightness
or the other'un turn there's down.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:23, archived)
# I have been sat here for a couple of minutes
trying to figure out what it is supposed to be doing.

I still can not think of anything non-sexual, and back to the croc, he has to be wanking, nothing else explains it.
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:56, archived)
# it's commonly known that crocodile goo will whiten your teeth
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:57, archived)
#
hahahah shit, I see what it is now.

Damn, i need more coffee it really took me that long :/
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:08, archived)
# go back! see if they give out magenta ones
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:56, archived)
# Great idea...my first CDC!
(Portnoy will never stop complaining, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:20, archived)
# Crudely Dental Croc
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:45, archived)
#
(Limpy713 Thu 21 Nov, 15:59, Tues 1 Oct, 05:22, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:53, archived)
# Aah bootiful!
(Portnoy will never stop complaining, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:09, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
It looks like a cock, only a lot smaller!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:56, archived)
#
If you blow it, it gets larger.

(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:03, archived)
# crickey
a croc with a scaly nob and green suede teeth
(Sherbs, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:17, archived)
# And deflates soon after use
(Portnoy will never stop complaining, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:17, archived)
# lmao!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Outrageous!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:17, archived)
# that is unbelievable
look out - this image is about to travel!
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:28, archived)
# crocs are very good about advice on dental hygiene, see? :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:33, archived)
# that is disturbing
*steals*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:40, archived)
# I only hope the original artist did it on purpose
and is now laughing heartily somewhere with their paycheck
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:49, archived)
# and so it goes on...
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:33, archived)
# I think it might be worth all the anguish to various families
if the end result is the destruction of the News of the World.

Woo to the pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:34, archived)
# i concur
i did smile when the news said that £600 million had been wiped off share prices.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Fingers crossed for Murdoch
throwing himself off his yacht.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:39, archived)
# I always get mixed up as to which one threw themselves of their yacht
The fact that Murdoch is the one that's still alive is neither here nor there.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:08, archived)
# I know what you mean
but my brain then turns to the anguished families of the 1000s that would be laid off through no fault of their own.

I agree it's an absolute scumrag, but it's hardly a printer or a typesetters fault

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:41, archived)
# *avoids Clerks-style discussion about working for an evil empire*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:43, archived)
# Haha, I very nearly slipped in a reference to construction workers on the Death Star into my post below
but the same principle applies
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:45, archived)
# I have friends who work for NI in all their various guises - some for the Scum, some for Sky, I think even one at the Screws
They knew that they were going to work for the Evil Empire when they took the job. If it all comes crashing down I wouldn't shed many tears. The Nuremberg defence doesn't elicit much sympathy from me.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:44, archived)
# In the words of punk rocking butter salesman John "Jonny Rotten" Lydon:
"No one's innocent."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Exactly
I ended up spending some of last year working for the Conservative Party. I knew it was the wrong thing to do, but I had to pay the bills. Subsequently, when I was in a more favourable position I turned down a hefty pay rise to go full-time and chose a job at a charity instead. Morals are great, but only if you can afford them.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:52, archived)
# All of this
Well, not your personal experience, but the sentiments behind it.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:09, archived)
# Morality is the tit-bits thrown to losers from the table of the winners.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:12, archived)
# I cancelled my sky subscription
just in case
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:00, archived)
# Nicely done.
Does she have an extraordinary number of fingers?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:35, archived)
# yes, it's due to inbreeding.
if you look at rob's hands it's the same thing, i think they are clones or summat.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:40, archived)
# Ew... I can see at least 12.
What do they use the extras for...?
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:41, archived)
# greasing the palms of police officers.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:44, archived)
# All the better to tickle you with my dear.



I think I just creeped myself out a little there.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:49, archived)
# Dialing the numbers of many bereaved parents simultaneously
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:03, archived)
# Ooof!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:04, archived)
# Bah
your comment reminds me of the several minutes I spent finding great source images for a pic along these lines, only to remember I don't have tattyshop any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:10, archived)
# Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Ooh excellent!!!
*Clicky*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:42, archived)
# I tapped my own phone, it still isn't working.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:52, archived)
#
Somebody, somewhere will moan this is NSFW so I've linked to it.

Top pic BTW!
(twattybanjo, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:21, archived)
[challenge entry] a little bit of politics
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:32, archived)
# I pressed and nothing happened.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:34, archived)
# Make a complaint.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:40, archived)
#
'lol'
(AndyKay, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:28, archived)
# Hahaha!
I like to mispronounce Wapping.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:31, archived)
# Wah-ping!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:32, archived)
# No... Wapping!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:33, archived)
# hahaha
splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:34, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:23, archived)
# *readies the flaming shithammers*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:24, archived)
# *readies the tactical nuke*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:25, archived)
# a flaming tactical shitnuke?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:25, archived)
# The very same.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:26, archived)
# with the optional spork attachment?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:29, archived)
# I think that's against the Geneva convention
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:30, archived)
# This IS Murdoch we're talking about...
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:34, archived)
# *gathers mob brandishing fire and pitchsporks*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:34, archived)
# now do one of him saying YES to every beat
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:25, archived)
# Reminds me of the Cave Of Bats.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:25, archived)
# Reminds me of the Cave Of Scrotums.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:32, archived)
# Worst Disneyland ride ever
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:46, archived)
# Look up "Cave Of Bats".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:46, archived)
# Look up "women's skirts"
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:47, archived)
# Puromycin
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:09, archived)
# Reminds me of Penis Landscape
(I helped save b3ta! Nuisance Value, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:51, archived)
# does it tile?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:28, archived)
# *OBEYS*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:33, archived)
[challenge entry] best of all the design flaws
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:15, archived)
# "Make your own corpse" hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:17, archived)
# yes indeed, you can
saw this a few years ago: distefano.com/htbac.htm
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:19, archived)
# distefano??
sounds like deagostini's mate to me
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:21, archived)
# yeah. but it's not.
edit: this is one of the things they sell - as per their gallery page


One for the kids!!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:23, archived)
# or is it?
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:28, archived)
# it's not.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:29, archived)
# Eeep!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:33, archived)
# hahahahaha!
Best of all the Death-Mobiles
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:18, archived)
# haha
one of my favest news headlines ever: "Hearse crash - one dead"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:20, archived)
# Hahahaha oh wow :'D
Shouldn't laugh, but WOW...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:21, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:22, archived)
# "just sling it in the back with t'other one, love"
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:24, archived)
# Kill two birds with one stone!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:26, archived)
# sling them in the back too!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:30, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:30, archived)
# Bringing your passion for corpses to life!
Well 'life' probably isn't the right word...
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:21, archived)
# Arf!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:23, archived)
# now this is a deagostini publication i would buy
(but only for the free arse with issue 1)

One of my French friends pointed out a horse butchers when i went to visit them in Paris. Due to her accent and my poor hearing, i thought she said 'Arse butcher'. It was most amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:25, archived)
# best of all the shitting orifices
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:28, archived)
# Mourning News
The Classic Hearse Register newsletter, The Mourning News.
Someone has made a miniature funeral directors building but not a crematorium.



Someone has made a miniature funeral directors building but not a crematorium.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 15:22, archived)
[challenge entry] b3ta calendar

...now available in all good gift shops
(AndyKay, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:52, archived)
# :D
quality
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:54, archived)
# My oh Myan!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:58, archived)
# Heh heh
Nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:04, archived)
# Oooh, product placement :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:11, archived)
#
The Pakistan Tourist Board?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:15, archived)
# Top penmanship.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:12, archived)
# 'fontmanship', surely?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:34, archived)
# I thought he done did draw the picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:36, archived)
# But Tineye says he didn't.
I don't like the font...
It's too brown.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:40, archived)
# The original is by Dan Piraro
A rather good cartoonist responsible for bizarro.com.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:50, archived)
# me likey!
very clever :D
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:12, archived)
# OH My(an)
pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:13, archived)
# psssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:26, archived)
# Haha!
I think I am going to enjoy this compo*

*I mean, it's shit! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:15, archived)
# does the b3ta calendar have two decembers?
if so, sign me up
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:16, archived)
# and no february at all
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:23, archived)
# i do believe todays date is the twelftieth of freebase
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:26, archived)
# already? damn it, I've missed my spacehopper.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:31, archived)
# Corks
that's good!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 12:38, archived)
# lovely stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:23, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:52, archived)
# SAC
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:54, archived)
# I'd rather JAC
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:55, archived)
# than fleetwood mac?
and ning.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:06, archived)
# EXAC.
And a merciless 'ning' to you!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:09, archived)
# The orignal logo reminded me of two people kissing.
Perhaps someone needs to brush their teeth in your version....
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:16, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:39, archived)
# Salt and Pepper's here
and they're in effect
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:43, archived)
# Salt and Pepper's here?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:47, archived)
# Now wait a minute, y'all
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:51, archived)
# thank you for reminding me of this awesome :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ANC1lOwEMw

and if you want the song that then follows it on the album it's the joe le taxi/crush on you... the previous one has cut it just before the mix point.. and the next one starts with the mixing... it's almost as if they'd planned it.

DUN DUN DERRRR
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:55, archived)
# I've got a really crappy monitor at work.
The right hand quarter of that is just invisible.

So I looked at it on my phone and laughed.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:44, archived)
# Thanks for the heads up...
Hopefully I've fixed it....
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:48, archived)
# That's a lot better
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:50, archived)
# IT FUCKED A CHIMP
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:45, archived)
# It was only fucking to begin with.
Towards the end they were making love.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:49, archived)
# d'awww
*wipes away tear*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:18, archived)
[challenge entry] LOL
Mind if I pea for compo?

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:52, archived)
# The aeronautical version of the short bus?
A special plane for special people...
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:05, archived)
# Hahaha!
Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:30, archived)
# It's a white South African plane
Racist
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:32, archived)
# Oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:52, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:57, archived)
# pepper looks surprised!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:12, archived)
# OOOFF!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:13, archived)
# Haha!
I'll just drop this here:
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:19, archived)
[challenge entry] G'ning.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:32, archived)
# Hahaha...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:33, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Needs more "I am a virgin lol"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:34, archived)
# "This is a photo of my sweetheart.
We're going to get married as soon as I get home from this 5 year mission..."
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:35, archived)
# It's good to see a fat guy like you
keeping his sense of jovial in a situation like this.
(gijoel, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:39, archived)
# Oh, that is some splendid work there
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:37, archived)
# Made me laugh.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:38, archived)
# Like it....
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:51, archived)
# Winnah!
*likes this*
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:16, archived)
# hahahahaha
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:17, archived)
# Going down...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:26, archived)
# do you work in marketting?
top taglining :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:27, archived)
# Might do....
...;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:30, archived)
# well what ever it is.. I'm glad of the free time it affords you :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:30, archived)
# Hahaha...
...no free time, just need to feed my dull brain

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:34, archived)
# lovely
looking quite mannish there.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:29, archived)
# Arf.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:30, archived)
# In other news...
...I got the results of my history A Level yesterday...

...failed!!

I had done my essay on 'The Ming Dynasty'.
On reflection maybe I should've concentrated more on
Emperor Ming himself rather than focusing on Flash Gordon.


:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:33, archived)
# *groans*
Sit on the step and think about what you just did.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:37, archived)
# oops!
Is it results time of year again?

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:38, archived)
# Is it? Better wheel this out again as well then...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:49, archived)
# aww I love a good newsmash
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:04, archived)
# hahaha
wheaty oaf :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:05, archived)
# Not enough proper newsmashes these days.
too much effort.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:29, archived)
# I like this a great deal.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:43, archived)
# :D
and a "woo" for compulsory jumping
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Oooooh..... top stuffs.
*clicks*

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:39, archived)
# Top notch!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Geekgasm
One for the old'uns

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:11, archived)
# I'll take a pair in size 9. Thanks.
I love flying.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:12, archived)
# Bootstrapping!
If you pull hard enough you will fly!

Ooerr missus
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:19, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/questions/decisions/post880878
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:20, archived)
# Arf!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:41, archived)
# Aww bless!
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:58, archived)
# Pffft!
In a similar vein, I saw a great quote on a messageboard about twenty years ago: "Virtual Memory? Oooh ... now I can have a really big RAM Disk."
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:31, archived)
# With a significant doffing of the cap in Wildyles direction
(I helped save b3ta! TitanLX, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:09, archived)
# I've seen Paddington in the station toilets!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:10, archived)
# Do Fozzie bears, Paddington in the Woods?
I don't get it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:10, archived)
# To the woods! To the woods!
My mother wouldn't like it!

Your mother's not going to get it.

But I'm only 13!

I'm not superstitious.

I'll tell the vicar!

I AM the vicar.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:11, archived)
# Glorious!
And...quick work there Toasty.
:D

Are bears catholic?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:11, archived)
# THE POOP
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:45, archived)
# If you go down to the woods today you're in for a big surprise
A very gooey surprise
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:13, archived)
# Does the shit stick to your fur?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:14, archived)
# *picks up rabbit*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:15, archived)
# always :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:19, archived)
# some one had to...


EDIT: actually.. have I made this so the woods shit in the bears?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:25, archived)
# yes
and b: that was the joke I was alluding to
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:31, archived)
# how do you spell multifail?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:38, archived)
# Pooh's not brown enough
he must be ill.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:12, archived)
# Meanwhile in Nutwood
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:46, archived)
# rupert after a vindaloo?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:47, archived)
# His pance have been on fire for so long I'm surprised he hasn't been all consumed by the flames
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Very ill conceived....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:32, archived)
# O_O
NING FWM!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:35, archived)
# Hallo Wobbles!
How's the new job?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:37, archived)
# Good thanks... Although I miss b3ta when I am at my 'Open Plan Office' desk..
* I'm in another office today - Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:42, archived)
# Ahahaha!
You glorious mole, you!

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:37, archived)
[challenge entry] hehe :)
design flaws? they used a damaged head for this one.



Click for bigger (52 kb)

pea for compo
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:37, archived)
# Hahaha...
Superb Moleypoo, in every way!!

*click*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:39, archived)
# Hallo Gorgeous!
How's tricks?
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:51, archived)
# Not too bad matey
You? :D:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:55, archived)
# Off on holiday for two weeks on Saturday....
So I'm demob happy... just tidying up a few loose ends but pretty much ready to go.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:59, archived)
# Oooh smashing!
Where you off to?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:27, archived)
# bonus free AIDS.
 
WOOYAY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:35, archived)
# "When I told you to put your prick in a condom that's not what I meant!"
Hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 11:28, archived)
# Haha
best one so far
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:10, archived)
# BRILLIANT!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 18:17, archived)
# You laugh, but...
Whoops...

Oh, blast. Subscription needed to see why the condoms were defective. The government stapled them to the flyers.
(Ladyfingers is in your wardrobe,, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 2:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh!
That reminds me of my first (and only :[) FP.

Allow me to pea.


(I helped save b3ta! CTU_Bauer, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 2:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:11, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha....
Ning Bela and Board!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Old school!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:14, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:35, archived)
# I think you can buy these from some trendy online store...
:D

Edit: *researches* www.zazzle.co.uk/big_1980s_style_cell_phone_iphone_case_speckcase-176528647327258774
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:34, archived)
# /\ this /\
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:36, archived)
# you mean this piece of junk.
www.play.com/Gadgets/Gadgets/4-/18736171/80s-Retro-iPhone-Case/Product.html
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:21, archived)
# I dunno
I'd buy that.
(TheWonderfulWombat It came to me in a dream., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:53, archived)
# Help, I'm addicted to headswaps


Click for bigger (59 kb)
(bungadunga, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 8:49, archived)
# I used to be addicted to them too
Actually I still am I just don't seem to open Gimp often anymore.

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 8:57, archived)
# I think you'll find "ruin geek fantasies forever" day was yesterday :o)
www.b3ta.com/board/10470552#post10470555
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:18, archived)
# I going to masturbate myself raw if people keep posting stuff like this.
Well, even if they don't, actually.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:30, archived)
# Red rags and bulls on this board
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:33, archived)
# *confuses*
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:03, archived)
# :)
It's one of my favourites. I've got tons of this beauty:

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 10:19, archived)
# Join the club.......

Oh you have!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:10, archived)
# Well that's my lesbian fantasy well and truly squashed.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 9:37, archived)

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