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# Newsletter subject line compo
I want it pithy
and done in a jiffy
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:11, archived)
# Get your Amy Winehouse Teapot cheaper in this Newsletter - Slight Crack under nose
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:12, archived)
# FOX'S GLACIER MINTS ADVERT SHOOT ENDS IN HORROR
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:13, archived)
# Ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Now worth more than Greece and Italy combined
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:13, archived)
# VOMIT JOKES NEVER GO DOWN WELL.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:13, archived)
# trust you to bring that up!
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:18, archived)
# I never get sick of it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:21, archived)
# I totally chunderstand
;)
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:23, archived)
# Puke-an say that again!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:24, archived)
# barftard!
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:27, archived)
# B3ta always throws up some terrible puns
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:30, archived)
# Puking hell!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:32, archived)
# :')
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:31, archived)
# :O'''''''#
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Mr Bean Fucks It Up Again
(TheCastrator, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:15, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:16, archived)
# Wibble.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:39, archived)
# Returning to your box
like an incestuous Midlander
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:15, archived)
# Hey!
We're not all incestuous...my mum/sister/aunt told me so
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:41, archived)
# I'm surprised you were paying attention
while you had her cock in your mouth...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:48, archived)
# God won't somebody put an end to my constant misery and pain?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:16, archived)
# Here, have some more hard drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:17, archived)
# That sounds familiar.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:19, archived)
# THE US ECONOMY: IT DOESN'T MAKE CENTS
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:16, archived)
# Heather Mills accused of perjury, Solicitor claims she doesn't have a leg to stand on.
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:17, archived)
# Readers of a sensible disposition, look away now.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:18, archived)
# Commemorative Owl Compo Plates...Now On Sale!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:19, archived)
# Excellent
use of the face
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:20, archived)
# Lethal Weapon 2 - a bigger hit for Mel Gibson than his wife
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:21, archived)
# Stuffing tenners in the waistband of recession's knickers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:21, archived)
# mmmm, knickers!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:31, archived)
# Sooty shocks crowd of children with first words
"YES! GOT THE BALDY CUNT"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:22, archived)
# mmmm, cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:31, archived)
# Chilean miners bemoan one year since they had great anal sex!
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:24, archived)
# <3 this
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:30, archived)
# Give them a call, they're pining!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:33, archived)
# mmmm, anal sex!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:32, archived)
# 2 dips 1 recession
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:25, archived)
# With a better name than an olympic village
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:26, archived)
# A level result photo wankathon count down
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:27, archived)
# here's your fucking newsletter, now fuck off!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:28, archived)
# Nintendo say it will now cost less to ruin your child's eyesight.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:28, archived)
# Crooning over dead singers like she's the new Diana
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:29, archived)
# "Goodbye England's compost heap..."
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:36, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVE NEWSLETTERS!!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:30, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Polar bear arrested after Sooty copy cat attack
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:31, archived)
# Win a stay at Amy Winehouse rehab house. Free wrap inside.
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:31, archived)
# Rebel Alliance vandalism puts lunar eclipse toga party back several months.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:33, archived)
# We're borrowing another trillion to pay off our debts.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:33, archived)
# Debt ceiling cat is watching you get screwed
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:36, archived)
# Club 18-30 to adopt Club 27's membership policy.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Words, arranged in a relevant order
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Still no comment from Sooty on Paul Daniels Pizza attack
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:38, archived)
# Government to bring back flogging -
of peerages.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:39, archived)
# This newletter contains images that some readers may find disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:40, archived)
# This newsletter does not contain scenes of a sexual nature....that's on your other email you dirty perv.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:42, archived)
# MORE DANGEROUS TO STUDENTS THAN KETTLING
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:44, archived)
# Commemorative Fiona Bruce String Attack edition
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:46, archived)
# GET YOUR GLASS TO MARS!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:52, archived)
# WATER FOUND ON MARS, NASA FUCKING LOVES THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:55, archived)
# Water found to have been deposited by an asteroid
Which subsequently evaporated in a jiffy
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 15:00, archived)
# Knowing how shit Mars as a planet is
that wouldn't be surprising.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 15:10, archived)
# NASA Exclusive - More fucking sand found on mars.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 15:07, archived)
# Ancient life found on mars. Massive oil deposits. Mission to mars scheduled to lift off next week.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 15:12, archived)
# this fuckjigga be.......oh
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 15:09, archived)
# You're a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take her away!
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 15:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Bored and... well.. bored.
(I helped save b3ta! Waldo Dobbs was the new black, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:09, archived)
# Wiki would be fine
if poeple didn't use it as their only source.

Oh, and if pricks didn't keep fucking it up by writing blatant lies on it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:10, archived)
# It's NOT a lie it really IS that big!
What?

Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:11, archived)
# true dat
but it didn't fit in the box
(I helped save b3ta! Waldo Dobbs was the new black, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:12, archived)
# The only fact is that there are no facts.
The rest is just very strong belief.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:10, archived)
# It's good for a general grasp of the subject matter.
But I wouldn't base my thesis on what it told me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:13, archived)
# Let's clear this up now...
there's nothing wrong with wikipedia... If you're going to search for things that actually matter and not just the Personal Life sections of celebrities then it's a good source of basic information for most things.

Also, if you're wanting information on something or someone that divides opinion, DON'T use wikipedia because people a spastics.
(likeajackhammer, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Short'n'sweet.
(TheMighty Blackout has done bugger all since posting this on, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:08, archived)
# Viddy well...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:12, archived)
[challenge entry] like, TOTALLY radical baby


Click for bigger (354 kb)
(CjR Mix, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:36, archived)
# DUDE!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:38, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:38, archived)
# Awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:39, archived)
# If you were some other users,
i would have dbouted your claim to have created this image.
But seeing as you are quite the photoshopping maestro, i give you a woo and a yay
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:39, archived)
# Gnarly!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:41, archived)
[challenge entry] have an aincient pearoast of mine


Its not really a safety poster - more of a road sign, but its not stopping some people...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Wonderful stuff sir!!
*Click*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Heavy petting.


(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:20, archived)
# i wish this sign was up at my local pool
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:21, archived)
# Right click
Save
Print
Travel to local pool
.
PROFIT!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:22, archived)
# they wouldn't allow it, sadly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:27, archived)
# call it art
and pretend your a graffiti doodling person
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Excellence.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:22, archived)
# This is most woosome, Captain!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:22, archived)
# Thanks, Jeevesy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:53, archived)
# I find your image
pleasing *click*
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:22, archived)
# hahaha
nice

the original people in that poster look like Viz characters

edit: and on a sheer whim, I have just bought this: cgi.ebay.co.uk/110723981598

All I need to do now is decide whether to put it in my downstairs loo or on the shed
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:25, archived)
# Toilet's the favourite, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:42, archived)
# I expect so
side wall so it can be appreciated by men and ladies
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:50, archived)
# Marvellous!
I have a framed pukka pies advert in my dining room
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:23, archived)
# I've never eaten a pukka pie.
as much as I like pies, I always think that buying one from the chippy is a wasted opportunity to eat battered plaice
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:29, archived)
# I've never eaten one either
but I like their old posters!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:33, archived)
# hehehe
i like the 'turning to the dark side' one :-)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:26, archived)
# love the force pushing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:27, archived)
# Clicked
and oooh how it was clicked
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:33, archived)
# *wonderful*!
(CjR Mix, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Also not a starwars fan but still a click from me.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:37, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:38, archived)
# I believe the correct response is
"Shopped images only, please".

That is a thing of accuracy, and made me chortle. Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:50, archived)
# I was once in a BMW 4x4
The driver was boyfriend of my wife's mate, and he'd borrowed it for the weekend.
We zoomed round a roundabout and cut up some boy racer in a souped up escort.

"Fuck him!" said bloke "I'm driving a BMW, so he already thinks I'm a prick. I may as well drive like one"

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:10, archived)
# this may not win
but it is subtle and most importantly true
Tossers
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 23:08, archived)
# Have you never seen a BMW?
They're supposed to ship without working indicators. There's only a fault if the indicator works.
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:00, archived)
# Complete geniusness.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:39, archived)
[challenge entry] While I'm here..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:40, archived)
[challenge entry] fin.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:41, archived)
# You da man!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:50, archived)
#
*Click*

Most Bodacious Dude!
(Roddimus_Prime Should be revising, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:27, archived)
# There's a sequel to B&T coming apparently...
Confidence is not high....that it will be any good.
(repooc, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 15:35, archived)
# Welcome to 1991.
It was called Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey.

And no, it wasn't as good as Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:30, archived)
# This is AMAZING!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 15:42, archived)
# LOVE IT!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 15:43, archived)
# This is just Friday!
*prints*
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:40, archived)
# Most WOO as per Cap'n
*Clicked hard!!!*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:01, archived)
# Lovely.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:03, archived)
# hahaha
fantastic! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:06, archived)
# Many thanks for the kind words.
Much appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:07, archived)
# hahaha, excellent.
Best Star Trek post in ages!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:10, archived)
# You're killing the Force.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:21, archived)
# should have included
a large Wookie as the Heavy Pet(ting)
(ceebs, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 23:31, archived)
[challenge entry]
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:15, archived)
# Rehab? "Neigh, neigh and thrice neigh!
(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:02, archived)
# Have
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:03, archived)
# Father?
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:09, archived)
# Mitch Vader?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:31, archived)
# hahaha...had to look twice....neigh..
THRICE!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:06, archived)
# hhahahaha! Fine work!
"ooh... behive"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:08, archived)
# *slap*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:10, archived)
# fair comment
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:20, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:23, archived)
# Read the FAQ
no un-shopped pics...
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:11, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:21, archived)
# hahaha, quality
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:12, archived)
[challenge entry]
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:00, archived)
# hang that on the
x-factor
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:06, archived)
# Gator's bitches better be usin' jimmies!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:54, archived)
[challenge entry] ((c) Mitch Hedberg) godressdim
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:46, archived)
# If you're flammable and you know it...
Clap your hands.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:48, archived)
# *CLAP CLAP*
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:51, archived)
# i suppose i'm lucky in that i've never actually tested my flammabililty so i'm not sure whether to clap or not
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:53, archived)
# Shouldn't that be "Clap your stumps?"
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:59, archived)
# *THUD THUD*
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:00, archived)
# He was super weird and
funny =)
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:52, archived)
# hehe yeah, probably the most naturally funny person i've heard, shame he died ;(
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:53, archived)
# Aye it surely is, though
he was a drug addict without the hype, the kind of dead drug addict I like =)
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:10, archived)
# haha!
I love his hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:52, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:58, archived)
# Parp!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:43, archived)
# WOAH SMELLY!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:44, archived)
# This gives me the fuckin' horn.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:46, archived)
# Honk!
I've just noticed that this compo is about posters NOT signs.

Doh!

*uncompos*

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:49, archived)
# But you're a poster, so compo it!
;) doh!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:50, archived)
# if everyone whose done sign not posters uncompos
there'll be 3 entries left
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:53, archived)
# Arse
I also have just noticed that too.
*slaps forehead*
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Tries to recover with a reapost
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:29, archived)
# I'd love one o' those for me car ...
I'd certainly give it some wellie :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:10, archived)
#


Click for big wobbly ones!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:32, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:01, archived)
# Splendid work!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:09, archived)
# I really don't know what this is about
but I think it's great all the same
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:41, archived)
[challenge entry] NSFEpileptics
WARNING: Pea roasting in progress.
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:41, archived)
# sorry... i don't like this
I'll leave Phillipa here whilst I have a fit

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:44, archived)
# Oh God, Phillipa!
How oft I emptied myself o'er thoughts of thee!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:46, archived)
# Mind piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:47, archived)
# Mind sexwee
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:49, archived)
# Oh, she bites.
Such a turn-off :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:48, archived)
# unless it's round the base
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:00, archived)
# I'd be fine... as long as she didn't bite anything off. +_+
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:01, archived)
# She couldn't reach my base.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:04, archived)
# Gunt gets in the way?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:07, archived)
# No, my base is on the moon.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:09, archived)
# *looks up 'gunt' on Urban Dictionary*
I really, really regret doing that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:10, archived)
# hahahah my work is complete
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:12, archived)
# MMM NARNAR
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:52, archived)
# *Spluffs all over keyboard*
Photobucket

You dirty mare Phillipa
(I helped save b3ta! PFC Hudson, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:11, archived)
# Maintaining eye contact
I like it
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:13, archived)
# Someone with better Photoshop skills than me
Can change it into a CDC
(I helped save b3ta! PFC Hudson, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:22, archived)
# better
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:44, archived)
# this is what i was thinking
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:23, archived)
# Back in the day, I'd happily eat my dinner off her minge.
these days she looks like she'd beat you to it
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:44, archived)
# I am eating a delicious ham hock sandwich
and yet it is not me who is touching the ham
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:45, archived)
# A pea roast in a new thread AND a spacker?

You let your mother watch you touch ham
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:46, archived)
# Well, that went well, didn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:47, archived)
# The stupidity remains.
It's just the names that change
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:59, archived)
# Blimey. Who lit the Bat-Signal?
'lo sir.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:00, archived)
# oh hai Zoot
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:01, archived)
# DING DONG
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:23, archived)
# This post is worthy of recognition under the Gee Dubya Awards for Services to Hamtouching.
whoops. Picture might help.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:59, archived)
[challenge entry] You could fall off a ladder...

(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:32, archived)
# When we touch...
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:34, archived)
# When we kiss
www.b3ta.com/board/10498487
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:42, archived)
# Pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:42, archived)
[challenge entry]
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:43, archived)
[challenge entry] One for the oldies

(Quite obviously inspired by printmeister below: b3ta.com/board/10499339)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:32, archived)
# I am not a plumber - I'm Alan Freeman!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:39, archived)
# Aha, just got it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:59, archived)
# Danger Man FTW!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLgNPYw9QMw
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:20, archived)
# Secret Agent FTW (somewhat less)!
In Canada (and the US) Danger Man was re-titled Secret Agent, with the theme song Secret Asian Man.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K90joT4RSnA

And we never got Danger Mouse at all :(
(I helped save b3ta! I F Hobo then {steal bindle}, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:24, archived)
[challenge entry]
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:10, archived)
# It's alright.
Nobody with an IQ over 90 watches Five anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:12, archived)
# *ahem*...erm....
Yeah... I dont watch the gadget show....

/runs
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:17, archived)
# /presses escape
/debugs
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:28, archived)
# Not even for the odd Steven Seagal movie?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:17, archived)
# There are Seagal movies that aren't 'odd'?
Do tell...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:19, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:22, archived)
# Umm... not really.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1wcBFLRj78&t=1m26s
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:23, archived)
# then tar me with an idiot brush
They have the best films, the gadget show, CSI, law and order and lots of silly documentaries about EXTREME HOUSE BUILDING or something.

ITV is my generally recognised 'thicko' channel.

*dribbles*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:20, archived)
# Wall-to-wall ludicrous fantasy murder investigations your thing?
Are you sure you're not my Dad tracking my internet habits?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:22, archived)
# ENHANCE *beeping*
No - i just saw a reflection of your retina in the pixels transmitted on that post - i am not your father. The DNA (and pixels) told me so.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:23, archived)
# You got me there.
They do have the odd good film on there.

Oh and sorry to TJ guys, but which music production software would be best to start out with, Reaper or Ableton? And where would I get either one for the Mac?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:23, archived)
# You're a mac user eh?
So your IQ must be over 90?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:24, archived)
# BURN THE MAC USER!
(and his hipster glasses, man-bag, and scarf)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:25, archived)
# HOW DID YOU KNOW?!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:28, archived)
# see evidence of my CSI skills above ^
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:32, archived)
# Gah D:
The telltale hipster pixel, followed by a CGI montage!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:39, archived)
# I've heard great things about Reaper...
...sadly I can't get it to play nicely with my USB interface at the moment.

/perils of the modern-day guitarist :D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:30, archived)
# I don't understand this, but it sounds sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:31, archived)
# Ahh okay. Cheers!
I'd be mainly doing loop work with it anyways.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:36, archived)
# Then in that case, fruity loops!
I used to use it on PC and a few mates swear by it.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:38, archived)
# I bet they do
I bet they say "what the bloody hell's this?"
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:38, archived)
# I'll have a go with a few.
Judging by screenshots, FL, Reaper AND Ableton all look fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:42, archived)
# Try using more cowbell.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Reaper 4 has just come out.
It's free for home use.

I've never used it but have heard very good things about it.

Download from Cockos website:

www.reaper.fm/download.php

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:42, archived)
# Ahh, brilliant!
Doesn't mean I have to take out a loan or *ahem* acquire it by other means!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:45, archived)
# It costs $60 for home use, surely?



There is only one version of REAPER. We offer two licenses, depending on how you use it.

$225: full commercial license.
$60: discounted license.

You may use the discounted license if any of the following is true:

You are an individual, using REAPER only for personal use.
You are an individual or business, using REAPER for commercial use, and the yearly gross revenue does not exceed USD $20,000.
You are an educational or non-profit organization.


(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:48, archived)
# It's probably a trial I just downloaded then.
Haven't opened it yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:49, archived)
# There's a 5 second nag screen that appears when you start the program, if you haven't registered after 30 days.
if you haven't registered after 30 days.The program remains fully functional.
Sounds free to me...

If you really like it and make money from it go ahead and register.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:53, archived)
# Ahh, so not too different from a trial of Photoshop.
I might register after a while then, if, or course, I make money from the music I make.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:59, archived)
# Ah, right, I see
Like good old-fashioned shareware. I might get hold of that myself.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:33, archived)
# ACT NOW
and they'll send a man around to de-tune your television so you can't receive it.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:17, archived)
[challenge entry] All the yellow signs here, have a golden oldie.
have a golden oldie.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:18, archived)
# it must be
judging from the twats who wait right in front of the door of the tube when youre trying to get off.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:22, archived)
# ^this
I like to jockey them and get right in their faces.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Wait until the last minute
then 'help' them off the train with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:25, archived)
# me too - just plough through them and make no effort to avoid people standing in the 'optimal path'
if i hit any of them, they will know they are at fault
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:26, archived)
# Is "jockeying them" similar to giving them a wedgie?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:30, archived)
# No, I literally mount them and ride them up and down the platform.
They don't get in the way ever again.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:32, archived)
# *takes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:40, archived)
# thanks for the heads up
*avoids*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:20, archived)
# DIE IN A FIRE!
(Am I doing this right?)
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:21, archived)
# If you're not sure, just follow the crowd!
Here, fancy some hard drugs?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:26, archived)
# oooh yes please!
Soft drugs sound horrible
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:28, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll just slip this in here....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:25, archived)
# we buy nyany car?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:27, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:06, archived)
# Not Bon Jovi then?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:07, archived)
# Far more subtle
(Jimmers, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 23:29, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:47, archived)
# very nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:51, archived)
# Lovely!
THREADJACK:

Does anyone know how to browse files uploaded to cr3ation.

I've got loads of stuff on there from years back but have no idea how to find it.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:52, archived)
# No idea, but I would like to know also :(
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:55, archived)
# I'm sure there was a page with all my files in a list, similar to b3tards.
similar to b3tards.I can't see anything like that now...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:57, archived)
# Yus, tag cloud all gone :(
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:59, archived)
# That's the kiddy!
Gone....?
*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:02, archived)
# Ooh you're back.
Congratulations are presumably in order.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:27, archived)
# Wild stab in the dark here...
but cr3 might be able to help?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:28, archived)
# hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaah
No need to take the piss
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:29, archived)
# What?!
It was his site wasn't it?

Home of the legendary Music Search feature which he eventually had to take down because it was chewing through more bandwidth than the Space Programme.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:38, archived)
# Just laughing at the "cr3 might be able to help" bit
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:04, archived)
# hahaha.. ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:52, archived)
# haha
spin round and round while firing!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:52, archived)
# =)
proper job
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:57, archived)
# Brilliant!!
Loved that game :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:21, archived)
# hehehe
an old fp of mine:
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:46, archived)
# Very nicely sir!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:47, archived)
# super work.
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:53, archived)
# nicely:D
(herman:D, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 22:28, archived)
# I always thought this was the most pointless roadsign ever
A boulder is about to smash into the side of your car...what exactly can you do to avoid this situation?
(waofy, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 12:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
(jabells, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:47, archived)
# :D
*edit - I take that back, Tineye says you're a cunt of the highest order
www.tineye.com/search/9a71a039e365880eb28e81bb9b7a5540957f1b2c/
You have 30 seconds to prove you did the original which is fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:47, archived)
# Oh FFS.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:49, archived)
# FFS.
I liked before reading these responses. :-( Can I unlike?! Or at least pass my like on to the original person!
(Vega31, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:21, archived)
# Haha massive win!
Haha win CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:48, archived)
# EDIT: CUNT
CUNT. CUNT!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:49, archived)
# you added a yellow frame and some comedy spelling?
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:50, archived)
# Very poorly written 'comedy spelling' too.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:54, archived)
# E's aren't good.
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 19:56, archived)
# You have terrible spelling skills and you TOAPed
But I've no idea why everyone's getting their knickers in a twist.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:54, archived)
# entering someone else's work in to the image challenge
and not mentioning they didn't draw it.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:55, archived)
# I'm outraged by your lack of outrage!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:57, archived)
# Such a shame.
It's very good.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:55, archived)
# I'd think so too...
Hadn't I seen the original years ago. :P
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:57, archived)
# You're been rumble fella
head for the hills before they unleash the pies
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:00, archived)
# I clicked 'I like this!' before reading down the thread :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:06, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:25, archived)
# Hahahaha, wtf???
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:54, archived)
# Best L plate
on board =)
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:12, archived)
# DIE IN A FIRE!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:09, archived)
# Waheeey! That's more like it!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:10, archived)
# See, doesn't that feel better?
Welcome to the cool kids cool club for cool kids.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:19, archived)
# Happy b3taday for 29 days ago!
you thieving twit
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 20:34, archived)
# Is this still here?
Take this down you plagiarist cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 10:54, archived)
# Umm....
I don't know if this has been mentioned already. But I think I have seen this before. Now I don't mean to be all accusative but maybe this entry is not original by the entrant.
(Silver Retriever, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 11:01, archived)
# All they seem to have done is stick a yellow border on it and try to type up some words.
They partially failed at both.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 16:57, archived)
# is it not possible
just to remove this off the board completely?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:23, archived)
# It's FRIDAY!
I will resume normal posting times next week...

(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:07, archived)
# *spang*
:D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:18, archived)
# How are you doing sir?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:29, archived)
# I'm very well indeed, ta!
www.b3ta.com/board/10499287
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:32, archived)
# Marvelous!!
Congrats to you both :)

The southern climate suits? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:33, archived)
# It's about the same as when I left Derby, to be honest :)
I haven't moved down here, I'm just staying for the weekend :)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:37, archived)
# Ahhh...
...chuffed for you anyhoo! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:38, archived)
# haha Eclectec will love this also
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:18, archived)
# *pedant alert*
It is mood?!
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:26, archived)
# I don't think I've said it before
But I like these :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:47, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:53, archived)
# Aha!
So it's you I stole this from a long time ago.

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:10, archived)
# Incredible stuff, I really look forward to seeing these everyday, at a set time
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:55, archived)

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