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# Rare 'Out-take'
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:52, archived)
# I think this may be the original, unshopped, version
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:55, archived)
# "If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?" ;A Lincoln
:D
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:56, archived)
# Hahaha...
...one wouldn't hope so :)
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:01, archived)
# that's what eating too much battenberg will do to you
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:57, archived)
# I NEED a chair that does this
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:01, archived)
# i'm suprised ikea doesn't
they need to get their act together
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:07, archived)
# Battenberg is illegal in Sweden.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:19, archived)
# That'll account for all the suicides
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:22, archived)
# ?
This best be a joke yes?
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:24, archived)
# This is the proper secret stuff right here.
If you look on the $1 bill, you can see a lot of weird shit. But no battenberg AT ALL. Makes you think, doesn't it.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:11, archived)
# *sets course for Green Hill Zone*
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:12, archived)
# Abraham Linc-gurn?
:)
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:59, archived)
# Hehehehe
:D
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:01, archived)
# Classic Ninj!
:D

(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:05, archived)
# Honestly....*click*
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:17, archived)
[challenge entry] I say! *drops monocle*
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:52, archived)
# Hahaha...
Great, but then I am a fan!

;)
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:53, archived)
# I dunno
you tend to blow hot and cold
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:53, archived)
# Oooh...
...harsh :D
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:56, archived)
# best blowjob ever
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:55, archived)
# You can tell it's good
that fan is filthy
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:57, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:57, archived)
# All. Frigging. Day
I've been waiting for my boss to fuck off so I could take this photo. I feel cleansed
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:58, archived)
# sexeh tiem :)
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:00, archived)
# Oh my....
That's saucy.
:D

(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:07, archived)
[challenge entry] i won
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:37, archived)
# It's a slippery slope my friend
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:42, archived)
# "Loam Abuse" sounds like a really really dirty kind of porn
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:44, archived)
# hahahaha
oh fuck, what next?

WHAT NEXT I SAY!?!?!
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:46, archived)
# THIS!!!!!
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:47, archived)
# no........no no no
not rugs, NOT THE RUGS!!!!!!!!
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:49, archived)
# They really tied the room together
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:02, archived)
# :D

(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:15, archived)
# I love this.
:D

(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:08, archived)
# Also:
FRESH
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:43, archived)
#
FREEEEESHHHHHHHHHHH
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:47, archived)
# what's that total virgin Rattlehead up to now?........
..he's not following the rules LOL :D
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:53, archived)
# breakin' rules and hymens motherfuckers!
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:54, archived)
# Takin names, kickin asses.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:12, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
:D
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:53, archived)
# Actually I just realized
isn't that Ryan Giggs?
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:16, archived)
# NO
IT'S WILLIAM SMITH!
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Arf!
:D

(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:08, archived)
# huh and also wha followed by funny faces
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:19, archived)
# 'dernoon
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:35, archived)
# It needs to be pulled out with tongs
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:40, archived)
# I've got a climbing axe
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:41, archived)
# try using sticks
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:44, archived)
# awesome
worked a charm, although it was like a pineapple hedgehog in the end
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:49, archived)
# a result is a result
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:06, archived)
# ha ha...wth
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:21, archived)
# Better make sure to fold those wings out the way when he does
Otherwise, messy...
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:42, archived)
# opted for the stick method
works well, highly recommended.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:49, archived)
# The Beatles' "We can work it out" will never sound the same to me.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:34, archived)
# 'lo Chutters!
I still need to let you know what I want for the drawing you are doing for me.

I haven't forgotten.

I think it should include Jaffa Cakes or something.
*ponders again*
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:49, archived)
# No worries,
I wait with pen-poised, let me know and I'll get started!

Unles you just want something utterly "of-the-moment" plucked from my head.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:05, archived)
# Tiny jaffacakes attacking a giant one in great numbers
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:43, archived)
# THEN HAVE ONE
You silleh.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:50, archived)
# Help us choose the new question of the weak:
Huffina huffina huffina blah blah huffina huffina huffina blah blah talking and words.

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(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:58, archived)
# Surely that would turn them to arsenuts?
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:00, archived)
# The football team?
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:02, archived)
# Silly
have you tried putting arsenuts up your chest?
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:11, archived)
# I is confused
Deja vu; but I'm all for sticking chestnuts up my arse.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:13, archived)
# Horse or sweet chestnuts?
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:00, archived)
# Depends if it's the weekend as I'll do both then
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:59, archived)
# I'm voting for
Personality horse
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:18, archived)
# Seriously though, who is The Worst?
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(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:23, archived)
# where the fifth option?
/all of the above
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:27, archived)
# Fifth option
Mini poll bar
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:55, archived)
# Cockroaches. Wild at heart.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Draw Hitler Again
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:24, archived)
# Windfarms - what a wheeze
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:12, archived)
# Not a fan then?
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:16, archived)
# nah - not a fan
they cost us ( taxpayers ) millions
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:32, archived)
# As opposed to all the other ways of generating power
that cost nothing, eh?
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:53, archived)
# Morrisetteironically
Every time the subject of sustainable energy generation comes up, a huge quantity of hot air is instantly generated for virtually no cost
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Ha ha :D I've witnessed a full scale windfarm "brew up" in my village
A Wind farm was proposed on the fen by our village, a nearby resident decide this would not do and so started a campaign. Now this campaign was based soley on one ticket. That wind farms = noise/vibrations and that noise/vibrations would cause:

Structural damage
Deafness
Depression
Sleep deprived madness
Tooth loss
The mass exodus of EVERY single wild creature in a 5 mile radius.

And very quickly things got nasty, petitions were circulated, posters posted, banners erected, people came out in favour, people came out against. Local life all got a bit heated. Until finally the application was granted and the Farm went up. (very interesting to watch is was as well, any civil engineering fetishists would get a lot from seeing them raise the blades to the top)

And lo the fateful day came, when they would be “started”

Earplugs were bought, children driven to relations in the city for safety, ornaments sellotaped to shelves, Doom was surely upon us........

what they started them YESTERDAY??? They’ve been going all night? They are going right NOW???? but we can’t hear them....oh
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:25, archived)
# hahaha yes the noise thing is a complete load of bollocks.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:39, archived)
# Yep,
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:55, archived)
# It's astonishing how many people campaign against wind farms near them
and even more astonishing how few of them request a nuclear plant instead.

It's almost as if people want the convenience of electricity on demand but think it's reasonable to insist that someone else has to put up with any noise or mess from it.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:42, archived)
# Once in the pub someone raised the point that they would ruin the majestic flatness of the fens
An old boy who has lived on the fen edge for years sat right at the back looked into his pint for a minute and then spoke up,

"Bollocks, there's bugger all else to look at out there, it'll make a nice change"
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Thorium reactors are the way to go
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:02, archived)
# Every time I read that
I keep imagining Thora Hird for some reason?
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:06, archived)
# It was named after her
She got naming rights for discovering it in 1828.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:24, archived)
# Install one of these in every workplace
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:20, archived)
# Hahaha ornaments sellotaped to shelves
Seriously though, it takes just one stupid, ignorant person to kick off campaigns like this.

Going back a while to the late 90s when everyone in our area was getting FREE interwebs from a cable underground (hell, I'm not very techy and can't remember the details) except our street.

It turns out that the NIMBY next door objected to the road being dug up to lay said cable, garnered some support from other residents and the application was denied.

A year later he complained to me that he had to pay for his internet connection and tie up his phone line while others in the town got it free and it didn't interfere with their phone lines.

I told him to go to the council offices and see who objected to the cable being laid and to go round their house and shout at them.

Some people just don't like any sort of change.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:48, archived)
# *face palms*
Some of the "literature" handed out by the against-team was quite alarmingly luddite
One flyer comprised of a photo of a windturbine on fire (god knows how rare that is)

With the words DO YOU WANT THIS??!! underneath
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:03, archived)
# So the council omitted to inform everyone
that the wind turbines they wanted to install would be ON FUCKING FIRE?
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:25, archived)
# Of course
If there's no wind, the turbine's cooling systems start to fail and the reactor starts going into meltdown.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:26, archived)
# Quite so,
I'd much prefer a FUCKING NUCLEAR POWERSTATION!
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:21, archived)
# Me too.
At least a thorium-fuelled one at any rate.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:43, archived)
# +10 points for Thorium usage.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:58, archived)
# Fucking nuclear powerstation?
COMPO IT
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:35, archived)
# fucking cunts, utter fucking cunting cunts
I cannot express my hatred and disgust for the cunts strongly enough over this issue.
/life savings and value of home reduced to £0 blog, cheer up Happytoast, you've still got a job..... oh.

Here's how the scheme works: notepub.com/#note=242473 (not my words)
And then there's obviously the massive environmental impact of construction (huge amounts of concrete, entire new roads - you can't just drive the massive lorries carrying the parts across the fields), the impact on wildlife (bats are apparently not a protected species around here!) and the lives of those living nearby.
But what does that matter when you have such lovely big chocolate fireguards that might actually fuck up the national grid because of the fluctuating flow of power.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:14, archived)
# nimbylols
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:52, archived)
# Help us choose the new Question of the Week
Another Thursday, another QOTW vote. Choose from:

- Churches, mosques, temples and holy places (and how I desecrated them and will burn in HELL)

- My disability

- Ever had your heart broken? The day Barking Mad Sharon told me she didn't want me to piss on her tits ever again was the saddest day of my life

- Things that make me cringe. "Fingers down blackboards, Goatse, two girls shitting. These are a few of my least favourite things"

- Ever stood up for your rights? It ended badly, didn't it?

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Vote closes after lunch. Today, I have three sandwiches from Tesco's "Reduced to Clear" shelf, so there is plenty of time.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:08, archived)
# Where's the picture?

* 1st
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:10, archived)
# surely standing up for my rights
will be translated as:
'needless to say, I had the last laugh'
/what flavour sandwiches?
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:11, archived)
# CHICKENS
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:13, archived)
# and is also
"sticking it to The Man" like what we done had a few weeks ago.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:13, archived)
# and to be fair, there's plenty of 'cringe' entries every week
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:14, archived)
# just realised that the inclusion of the phrase 'holy places'
is likely to generate endless puns about swiss cheese and similar
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:16, archived)
# Holy places is going to end up involving naught but stories of 'the best vagina I'm going to pretend I ever sexed'
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:19, archived)
# Sandwich flavour
with diverse fillings and similar
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:20, archived)
# nom.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:52, archived)
# Bitterballen?
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:06, archived)
# Ballin', bitte?
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:13, archived)
# Correct
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:20, archived)
# Oh, yes.
My tea tonight. Or possibly with a pint or two in De Hems, later. It is Thursday, after all.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:30, archived)
# Fuck yes!
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:19, archived)
# Oh No
Dogs inards rapped in crusty stuff..... Nasty
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:40, archived)
# Well, I'll stick with Bitterballen,
You can have whatever you like.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:26, archived)
# *likes*
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Sausage flavoured sandwiches
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:29, archived)
# I like the sound of this.
How are you today, my petit choufleur?
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:39, archived)
# Kind of edgy today I have to return to work tomorrow
and I have to get to the depot for 06:17 which basically means I have to wake up at 04:15 to get dressed and ready and walk about a quarter of a mile to catch the only bus heading into the city centre at that time which when I get there I have to walk another quarter of a mile to get to the depot. Saturday is even worse as I have a 04:15 start so looks like going to bed Friday night is a bit pointless.

I had to return the mobility car we had after James died they were kind enough to let me have it for 2 weeks after but until I get some money I'm transportless.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:00, archived)
# Sorry to hear that :(
They should let you borrow the bus at weekends.
Possibly a little Hopper-style one (non-Dennis variety, naturally).

Edit: That was an unintentional double pun - what do I win? :D
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:05, archived)
# haha but we're not allowed to reverse the bus and that's a problem when I need to park it on my drive ;)
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:09, archived)
# I think you would look smashing on a segway
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:26, archived)
# haha I still have James' disability/shopping scooter
I'd look so cool riding to work on that :D
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:44, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Judging from these statistics, no one has had their heart broken, and many of us has at some point desecrated a holy place
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:20, archived)
# I think it's more
that the last thing everyone wants to read is a week's worth of over-wrought sob stories about people's fragile happiness being wrecked by the heartlessness of their one true love.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:27, archived)
# I think it's a missed opportunity that their combined helmets don't spell anything naughty

/ac
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:21, archived)
# "Yeah, this is how I chose to spend a free afternoon. Posing here with a monkey putting chestnuts up my ass."
"Yeah, this is how I chose to spend a free afternoon. Posing here with a monkey putting chestnuts up my ass."
"Yeah, this is how I chose to spend a free afternoon. Posing here with a monkey putting chestnuts up my ass."
"Yeah, this is how I chose to spend a free afternoon. Posing here with a monkey putting chestnuts up my ass."
"Yeah, this is how I chose to spend a free afternoon. Posing here with a monkey putting chestnuts up my ass."
"Yeah, this is how I chose to spend a free afternoon. Posing here with a monkey putting chestnuts up my ass."
"Yeah, this is how I chose to spend a free afternoon. Posing here with a monkey putting chestnuts up my ass."
PERSONALITY HORSE.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:27, archived)
# PERSONALITY HORSE
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# HORSENALITY PERT!
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:32, archived)
# DOG FARTS
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:33, archived)
# I like this one......
Mosques a speciality!
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Too subtle?.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:03, archived)
# im not liking this comp much
I did vote for it though :-/
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:06, archived)
# I can see ideas are gonna run out pretty damn fast with this compo.
It's way too specific of a subject.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:08, archived)
# Early days.
It might get more interesting.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:18, archived)
# I like the fact that it has stumped a lot of people
it's not an easy one to do, unless you ignore the actual description of course.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:30, archived)
# hee hee
And am amazed no-one has posted 'the' GC yet.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:07, archived)
# To Bel Air!
(, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 11:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Suffer baby....


extra point for noting this is the same spot I made my immortal Fighting Temeraire :)
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 11:14, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
Nice garden! :)
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 11:16, archived)
# TA Ninj
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 11:36, archived)
# Stone cold thriller!
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 11:17, archived)
# Nice
photo.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 11:17, archived)
# *assumes role of richard blackwood*

"Ah, man he gon mash up dat pussy"

*normal service resumes*
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 11:58, archived)
# is he even still alive?
the vapid talentless cunt.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:07, archived)
# apparently he's a donkey now.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:10, archived)
# so...
at least a bit more useful now.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:17, archived)
[challenge entry] They've always looked rude to me

(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:02, archived)
# Aha! Lucky Pierre...
...table.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:51, archived)
# i have never seen it this way before
you are poison. POISON!
(, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 23:22, archived)
# OH BOTHER
I meant to post this for the last compo... it's what I did on my birthday.


clickbig
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 11:04, archived)
# Why are you munching on pork with Winnie the Pooh character masks on?
I suppose it takes all sorts
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 11:06, archived)
# pssst
*piglet*
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 11:07, archived)
# but isn't piglet on the right in frame 2?
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 11:08, archived)
# no, that's Kanga and Roo
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 11:09, archived)
# better get the bullhorn
the way this is going...
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 11:09, archived)
# haha :)
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 11:10, archived)
# is this a Yiff thing?
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 11:10, archived)
# You'd like that
wouldn't you.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 11:11, archived)
# *furs up*
STROKE ME!
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 11:13, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 11:24, archived)
# hmmm
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 11:27, archived)
# GET IT?
EH?

eh....
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 11:33, archived)
# Kojak batlion
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 11:41, archived)
# Oh
*coughs*
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 11:11, archived)
# are those giblets in a bag?
wtf is going on?
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 11:07, archived)
# lol, disney got fat eating babby pigs
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 11:10, archived)
# The tail was the best part
THE FAIRY TAIL, that is.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 11:12, archived)
[challenge entry] As I hate these, the theory will never be tested
A quick pea

(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 10:29, archived)
# what?
"Take a photo (or adapt one from teh internets) of everyday objects you've caught in compromising positions"

Also - attention seeking pearoasting cunt. Where is proj anyway?
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 10:33, archived)
# apologies
Kinda miss-read the challenge, just woke up is a shit excuse but i'm using it.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 10:35, archived)
# CADBURYS UP THE BUM
 
they melt quicker than you'd expect, the bum is a very warm place to put chocolate
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 10:39, archived)
# Toblerone FTW!
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 10:45, archived)
# for his or her pleasure.
 
not so good if you have a nut allergy I guess
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 10:49, archived)
# IT'S AN AGGRESSIVE SWEETIE!
/Billy Connolly
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 10:54, archived)
# You can't beat a good Lion Bar
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 11:15, archived)
# it's almost like it's the end of the fucking world
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:38, archived)
# :D
Who did that image when the Disney challenge was on, of the image challenge text with everything blurred but the word disney? Sums it up perfectly for me.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 10:36, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 10:40, archived)
# hahahah *shops the word slag on to a stapler*
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 10:44, archived)
# *closes photoshop*
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 10:46, archived)
# Sustained!
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 11:11, archived)
# arf
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 11:14, archived)
# YO HOME!
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 11:54, archived)
# Haha yes!
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:04, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 11:14, archived)
# he's on Twitter
calling people retweeting cunts
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 11:07, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 11:10, archived)
# Lovely
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:41, archived)
# The Taraxacum Cometh
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 10:01, archived)
# Fffooo!
I, for one, welcome our new seedy overlords

Edit: I really wish the boss would fuck off for a fag so I can put some office furniture in sexy positions
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 10:04, archived)
# First it was Japanese Knotweed....now its Dandelion Fukushimia....we're doomed
Also welcome back BB
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 10:22, archived)
# I must admit to being a touch confused
but I like the draws and crazy giant seed monsters on the tiny nuclear world
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 10:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Froffeh coffee?
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:46, archived)
# once you go black....
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:53, archived)
# umm
you save a considerable amount on milk purchases?
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 10:24, archived)
# Ydych chi'n hoffi frothi coffi?
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:58, archived)
# When he pulls out
is that when the coffee dispenses?
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:58, archived)
# Yeahhhh baby!
:)
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 10:00, archived)
# with sprinkled cocoa!
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 10:01, archived)
# Just don't ask Baldrick for a cappuccino
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 10:05, archived)
# it's how Starbucks started
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 11:09, archived)
# it's when the frothed milk is dispensed
the coffee comes with STDs
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 10:43, archived)
# Ah - Latte!
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 10:19, archived)
# into the oven for fifteen minutes and here's one I prepared earlier
 

 
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:18, archived)
# That is unbearably erotic.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:18, archived)
# it's those damn sexy vegetables again
www.b3ta.com/board/10523122

and the pink bowler is tres chic, though I forgot to give him shoes, a tragedy
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:23, archived)
# you never said what gasmark.....I burnt mine :(
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:24, archived)
# aloha 'oe, aloha 'oe
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:31, archived)
# This is a test
please ignore me.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:32, archived)
# Not actually Ignore me,
just ignore this particular thread of me.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:32, archived)
# I'm ignoring this thread right now
done
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:39, archived)
#
 

 
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:43, archived)
# NEVER MIX DRUGS WITH ARTS AND CRAFTS KIDS
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:50, archived)
# MIX DRUGS WITH MORE DRUGS
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 10:37, archived)
# Awww, that's just adorable!
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:35, archived)
# Klarnk?
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 10:50, archived)
# Mort?
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 11:15, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:46, archived)
# *doesn't understand*
*checks calender*
*checks compo*

Ah!

Pfft!
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Well hello there
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:55, archived)
# Excellent
That building is perfectly safe from Sky Traversing Devices now.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:04, archived)
# Somehow reminds me of Audrey coming home from selling her pins...
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:07, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:22, archived)
# After much examination, all I can say is...
...RIS?
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 10:40, archived)
# Ning /board
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:25, archived)
# Very arty
And have you read the recent novel "Angelology"?

Don't. It's rubbish.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:36, archived)
# I haven't read it
and with such a glowing review I don't think I will
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:36, archived)
# My other half read it recently
and we'd discuss the plot issues and iffy theology contained within.

What's worse is, it's being made into a film too.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:39, archived)
#
ge a
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:42, archived)
# That took far to long to see
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:45, archived)
# that's because you're not a purile teenager
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:03, archived)
# i expect to see a follow up to this
of one with her wings all broke and shredded from flying through that window.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:39, archived)
# will do





May contain lies
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:47, archived)
# I prefer to think it's the point of view of someone who's just shot her in the back
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:20, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:45, archived)
# I like this
Therefore I shall click the I like this! link. *clicks*
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:50, archived)
# nice
like the water effect
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:12, archived)
# Ning B3ta...
and Happy Birthday to Anne Ramsey & Adrienne Wilkinson.

(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:12, archived)
# FUCK OFF
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:17, archived)
# Yay
Ning WB, DB and /board
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:24, archived)
# Ning Paul_P
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:31, archived)
# As I said before VAGs are and end to gayshift :)
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:32, archived)
# and onto the artshift
*hangbags and runs*
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:39, archived)
# If you could find Salma Hayek in stripes for tomorrow
you would become a very popular man.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:40, archived)
# ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
THAT!!!
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:46, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:47, archived)
# The stripes don't bother me
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:50, archived)
# brb
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:51, archived)
# GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY!
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:01, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:01, archived)
# So, norks and a toaster?
Sex and breakfast right there.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:03, archived)
# A toaster in a compromising position?
compo-worthy?
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 11:26, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:00, archived)
# Very much this.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:02, archived)
# i think she needs a hat though
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:04, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:10, archived)
# What about a helmet?
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:12, archived)
# I like yours more
Mine has a fake tin moustache, though.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:13, archived)
# now see, that's much better
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:13, archived)
# i disagree, your's has an incongruent charm
edit - fock sucks! replied to wrong reply
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:15, archived)
# True. Lets just say were both great.
edit: its okay, it still makes sense.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:16, archived)
# *wears greatness badge with pride*
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:24, archived)
# ^ Ha ha ha...
To all of that...

Ning b3ta!
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:28, archived)
# Is she in the bit where Bill Murray steals the tank?
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:52, archived)
# Yeah, she's driving it, but you don't really get to see her.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:53, archived)
# O_O
I will see what time I get up... Late for work this morning as it is Mary Louise Wellers birthday today as well..

(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:26, archived)
# *turns to camera and waggles eyebrows*
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:29, archived)
# This
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:50, archived)
# On with the Artshift
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:48, archived)
# splinter cell agent paul fisher
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:01, archived)
# gayshift NEVER ends!
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:43, archived)
# Gayshift is within us all.
All up in our guts.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:50, archived)
# PINKY CRU
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:31, archived)
#
 

 
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 10:07, archived)
#
Lovely stuff WB
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:41, archived)
# Thanks
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:27, archived)
# Morn'
ing.

(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:02, archived)
# RIS?

EDIT: Not Ris
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:13, archived)
# christ on a boat...
in a field

making an electrical safety movie for the government

on fire
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:14, archived)
#


(slight p_roast because I want attention)

Also, monkeys are not primates. Shame on you!
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:21, archived)
# Hahaha
I saw this yesterday! Great work.

Also, I AM SHAMED :(
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:24, archived)
#
I couldn't find bios for your cast, so I just went with Ethel. She looked like an Ethel, somehow.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:26, archived)
# Monkeys are primates
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:38, archived)
#
Oh yeah, I was thinking of apes. Shame on dogbomb for believing what some random person on the internet said without checking sources. :p
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:45, archived)
# Apes are animals, members of the biological superfamily Hominoidea, part of the order Primates.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:51, archived)
#
No, no, no. I know that apes are primates. I was thinking that he'd written 'I've been teaching apes mathematics'. N/m. It's near the end of the week.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:01, archived)
# Maybe you were thinking of tigers
Tigers are not primates.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:07, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 7:10, archived)
# LET THE WORLD BURN
 
stamp, stamp, stamp.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 7:14, archived)
# HE WORKS IN A POST OFFICE
STAMP STAMP STAMP
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 7:23, archived)
#
 

 
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 7:39, archived)
# OMG
KNITWEAR WAR
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 7:44, archived)
# THERMOKNITWEAR WAR
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 7:52, archived)
# also I accidentally saved one with a full grey palette, that was a mistake but I kinda like it
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 7:58, archived)
# adds to the fuck me thinks
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:06, archived)
# HERE'S TO YOUR FUCK
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:11, archived)
# DON'T WORRY I'M A FIREFIGHTER
NOT REALLY LOL
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 7:20, archived)
# I HAVE DESTROYED THE HURRICANE
AND NOW I SHALL DESTROY YOU

on a serious note, did you suffer much during irene?
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 7:24, archived)
# Nah
lost power for a few days, and a lot of the roads were out due to fallen trees, floods, and traffic lights not working. Most of it is back in shape now, but we still know people who don't have power restored yet.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 7:33, archived)
# my water went off for 3 hours yesterday
i freaked man, i'm ok now though.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 7:38, archived)
# HOT IN THE CITY TONIIIIIIGHT
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 7:27, archived)
# MORE AIDS! THIS NEEDS MORE AIDS!
Also I just saw a chap in high vis carrying a crate of bread.

I WANT THAT BREAD

I can fill it with bacons, wouldn't you all like a nice bacon sandwich right now from Mr High Vis man?
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:11, archived)
# i had a bun burger for breakfast so i'm kinda full for now.
i might like one later, if so, i'll give mr. hi vis a call.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Jeep: horn works -- Chevy: wouldn't take it in the boot
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 5:32, archived)
# is that jeremy clarkson having a sly peek?
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 5:34, archived)
# just some automotive porn freak who couldn't resist
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 5:39, archived)
# they love it when the exhaust gets moist and begins dripping
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 5:41, archived)
# and tremble like school boys, should the trunk lid pop open
*trembles*
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 5:43, archived)
# MONSTER TRUCK, MONSTER FUCK
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 6:11, archived)
# This truck?
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 6:17, archived)
# ??
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 6:39, archived)
# haven't found it in SSG's photobucket album yet but here is a re-hosted copy
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 7:14, archived)
# :)gotcha--
I don't try to keep up with all the obscure little utterances that cross the board
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 7:25, archived)
# ALSO:
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 7:28, archived)
# Perhaps this is as good a time to ask as any--
I've never been able to understand what there is about this sort of imagery that some people find interesting or appealing. This isn't a criticism of it--just a lack of understanding on my part.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 7:39, archived)
# done well, it's uniquely expressive.
done poorly, it's just bad.

but it's never, ever cubism.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 7:42, archived)
# Maybe that's what I'm missing--
I can see no standard for what is "done well."
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 7:47, archived)
# It's time for birds
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 7:50, archived)
# and apparently not the time for philosophy of image making :p
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 7:52, archived)
# it is pretty hard for me to codify too, since it's a personal aesthetic response.
 
I don't know that there is an objective answer, but you could couch it in use of line, colour, originality.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 7:54, archived)
# BUT I KNOW WHAT I LIKE
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 7:57, archived)
# but you don't know why?
edit: the line/color thing I relate to totally.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 7:58, archived)
# HOW DO WE REALLY KNOW ANYTHING, MAN
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:01, archived)
# oh--some of us go to school and learn how to describe abstractions
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:04, archived)
# and you believe.. THEM?!
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:09, archived)
# I knew this place was not going to be a fountain of information :)
(question withdrawn without resolution or fanfare)
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:19, archived)
# okay if I put the blunt down just for a second
I think all human knowledge is fallible, thanks to subjective perception, so what we have is a socially negotiated belief system.
What we can express with certainty is our personal preferences, whether we think we know why we like something, or can't explain it at all.
 
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:39, archived)
# in other words, I don't know shit.
I've got a lot of jumped-up ideas about things, and a few wooly notions, but I don't know jack shit.
 
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 10:58, archived)
# Also it takes a certain type of genius to do something perfectly wrong
Just look at the music of David Liebe Hart.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:04, archived)
# yeah I know, right?
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 7:40, archived)
# This fuck.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 6:40, archived)

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