"If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?" ;A Lincoln:D
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:56,
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?This best be a joke yes?
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:24,
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This is the proper secret stuff right here.If you look on the $1 bill, you can see a lot of weird shit. But no battenberg AT ALL. Makes you think, doesn't it.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:11,
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*sets course for Green Hill Zone*
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:12,
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Classic Ninj!:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:05,
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All. Frigging. DayI've been waiting for my boss to fuck off so I could take this photo. I feel cleansed
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Joliet,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:58,
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Oh my....That's saucy.
:D
(:D
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:07,
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"Loam Abuse" sounds like a really really dirty kind of porn The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:44,
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THIS!!!!!
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:47,
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I love this.:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:08,
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what's that total virgin Rattlehead up to now?..........he's not following the rules LOL :D
( Elvis impersonator,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:53,
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Actually I just realizedisn't that Ryan Giggs?
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:16,
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Arf!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:08,
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'dernoon(
Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:35,
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It needs to be pulled out with tongs
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:40,
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I've got a climbing axe Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:41,
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awesomeworked a charm, although it was like a pineapple hedgehog in the end
( Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:49,
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Better make sure to fold those wings out the way when he doesOtherwise, messy...
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:42,
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opted for the stick methodworks well, highly recommended.
( Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:49,
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The Beatles' "We can work it out" will never sound the same to me. Kamikaze Stoat £4.09,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:34,
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'lo Chutters!I still need to let you know what I want for the drawing you are doing for me.
I haven't forgotten.
I think it should include Jaffa Cakes or something.
*ponders again*
(I haven't forgotten.
I think it should include Jaffa Cakes or something.
*ponders again*
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:49,
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No worries,I wait with pen-poised, let me know and I'll get started!
Unles you just want something utterly "of-the-moment" plucked from my head.
(Unles you just want something utterly "of-the-moment" plucked from my head.
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:05,
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Tiny jaffacakes attacking a giant one in great numbers
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:43,
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THEN HAVE ONEYou silleh.
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:50,
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Help us choose the new question of the weak:Huffina huffina huffina blah blah huffina huffina huffina blah blah talking and words.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:58,
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Surely that would turn them to arsenuts?
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:00,
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The football team?
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:02,
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Sillyhave you tried putting arsenuts up your chest?
( RedHouse over yonder,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:11,
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I is confusedDeja vu; but I'm all for sticking chestnuts up my arse.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:13,
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Depends if it's the weekend as I'll do both then spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:59,
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I'm voting forPersonality horse
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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:18,
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Seriously though, who is The Worst?
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:23,
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where the fifth option?/all of the above
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:27,
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Not a fan then? The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:16,
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As opposed to all the other ways of generating powerthat cost nothing, eh?
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:53,
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MorrisetteironicallyEvery time the subject of sustainable energy generation comes up, a huge quantity of hot air is instantly generated for virtually no cost
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:56,
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Ha ha :D I've witnessed a full scale windfarm "brew up" in my villageA Wind farm was proposed on the fen by our village, a nearby resident decide this would not do and so started a campaign. Now this campaign was based soley on one ticket. That wind farms = noise/vibrations and that noise/vibrations would cause:
Structural damage
Deafness
Depression
Sleep deprived madness
Tooth loss
The mass exodus of EVERY single wild creature in a 5 mile radius.
And very quickly things got nasty, petitions were circulated, posters posted, banners erected, people came out in favour, people came out against. Local life all got a bit heated. Until finally the application was granted and the Farm went up. (very interesting to watch is was as well, any civil engineering fetishists would get a lot from seeing them raise the blades to the top)
And lo the fateful day came, when they would be “started”
Earplugs were bought, children driven to relations in the city for safety, ornaments sellotaped to shelves, Doom was surely upon us........
what they started them YESTERDAY??? They’ve been going all night? They are going right NOW???? but we can’t hear them....oh
(Structural damage
Deafness
Depression
Sleep deprived madness
Tooth loss
The mass exodus of EVERY single wild creature in a 5 mile radius.
And very quickly things got nasty, petitions were circulated, posters posted, banners erected, people came out in favour, people came out against. Local life all got a bit heated. Until finally the application was granted and the Farm went up. (very interesting to watch is was as well, any civil engineering fetishists would get a lot from seeing them raise the blades to the top)
And lo the fateful day came, when they would be “started”
Earplugs were bought, children driven to relations in the city for safety, ornaments sellotaped to shelves, Doom was surely upon us........
what they started them YESTERDAY??? They’ve been going all night? They are going right NOW???? but we can’t hear them....oh
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:25,
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hahaha yes the noise thing is a complete load of bollocks.
Damien's Hearse,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:39,
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It's astonishing how many people campaign against wind farms near themand even more astonishing how few of them request a nuclear plant instead.
It's almost as if people want the convenience of electricity on demand but think it's reasonable to insist that someone else has to put up with any noise or mess from it.
(It's almost as if people want the convenience of electricity on demand but think it's reasonable to insist that someone else has to put up with any noise or mess from it.
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:42,
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Once in the pub someone raised the point that they would ruin the majestic flatness of the fensAn old boy who has lived on the fen edge for years sat right at the back looked into his pint for a minute and then spoke up,
"Bollocks, there's bugger all else to look at out there, it'll make a nice change"
("Bollocks, there's bugger all else to look at out there, it'll make a nice change"
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:59,
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Every time I read thatI keep imagining Thora Hird for some reason?
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:06,
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It was named after herShe got naming rights for discovering it in 1828.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:24,
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Install one of these in every workplace(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:20,
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Hahaha ornaments sellotaped to shelvesSeriously though, it takes just one stupid, ignorant person to kick off campaigns like this.
Going back a while to the late 90s when everyone in our area was getting FREE interwebs from a cable underground (hell, I'm not very techy and can't remember the details) except our street.
It turns out that the NIMBY next door objected to the road being dug up to lay said cable, garnered some support from other residents and the application was denied.
A year later he complained to me that he had to pay for his internet connection and tie up his phone line while others in the town got it free and it didn't interfere with their phone lines.
I told him to go to the council offices and see who objected to the cable being laid and to go round their house and shout at them.
Some people just don't like any sort of change.
(Going back a while to the late 90s when everyone in our area was getting FREE interwebs from a cable underground (hell, I'm not very techy and can't remember the details) except our street.
It turns out that the NIMBY next door objected to the road being dug up to lay said cable, garnered some support from other residents and the application was denied.
A year later he complained to me that he had to pay for his internet connection and tie up his phone line while others in the town got it free and it didn't interfere with their phone lines.
I told him to go to the council offices and see who objected to the cable being laid and to go round their house and shout at them.
Some people just don't like any sort of change.
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:48,
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*face palms* Some of the "literature" handed out by the against-team was quite alarmingly luddite
One flyer comprised of a photo of a windturbine on fire (god knows how rare that is)
With the words DO YOU WANT THIS??!! underneath
(One flyer comprised of a photo of a windturbine on fire (god knows how rare that is)
With the words DO YOU WANT THIS??!! underneath
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:03,
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So the council omitted to inform everyonethat the wind turbines they wanted to install would be ON FUCKING FIRE?
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:25,
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Of courseIf there's no wind, the turbine's cooling systems start to fail and the reactor starts going into meltdown.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:26,
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Quite so,I'd much prefer a FUCKING NUCLEAR POWERSTATION!
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:21,
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Me too.At least a thorium-fuelled one at any rate.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:43,
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+10 points for Thorium usage.(
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:58,
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fucking cunts, utter fucking cunting cuntsI cannot express my hatred and disgust for the cunts strongly enough over this issue.
/life savings and value of home reduced to £0 blog, cheer up Happytoast, you've still got a job..... oh.
Here's how the scheme works: notepub.com/#note=242473 (not my words)
And then there's obviously the massive environmental impact of construction (huge amounts of concrete, entire new roads - you can't just drive the massive lorries carrying the parts across the fields), the impact on wildlife (bats are apparently not a protected species around here!) and the lives of those living nearby.
But what does that matter when you have such lovely big chocolate fireguards that might actually fuck up the national grid because of the fluctuating flow of power.
(/life savings and value of home reduced to £0 blog, cheer up Happytoast, you've still got a job..... oh.
Here's how the scheme works: notepub.com/#note=242473 (not my words)
And then there's obviously the massive environmental impact of construction (huge amounts of concrete, entire new roads - you can't just drive the massive lorries carrying the parts across the fields), the impact on wildlife (bats are apparently not a protected species around here!) and the lives of those living nearby.
But what does that matter when you have such lovely big chocolate fireguards that might actually fuck up the national grid because of the fluctuating flow of power.
HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:14,
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Help us choose the new Question of the WeekAnother Thursday, another QOTW vote. Choose from:
- Churches, mosques, temples and holy places (and how I desecrated them and will burn in HELL)
- My disability
- Ever had your heart broken? The day Barking Mad Sharon told me she didn't want me to piss on her tits ever again was the saddest day of my life
- Things that make me cringe. "Fingers down blackboards, Goatse, two girls shitting. These are a few of my least favourite things"
- Ever stood up for your rights? It ended badly, didn't it?
Vote closes after lunch. Today, I have three sandwiches from Tesco's "Reduced to Clear" shelf, so there is plenty of time.
(- Churches, mosques, temples and holy places (and how I desecrated them and will burn in HELL)
- My disability
- Ever had your heart broken? The day Barking Mad Sharon told me she didn't want me to piss on her tits ever again was the saddest day of my life
- Things that make me cringe. "Fingers down blackboards, Goatse, two girls shitting. These are a few of my least favourite things"
- Ever stood up for your rights? It ended badly, didn't it?
Vote closes after lunch. Today, I have three sandwiches from Tesco's "Reduced to Clear" shelf, so there is plenty of time.
Scaryduck LIKES EGG,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:08,
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Where's the picture?* 1st
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:10,
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surely standing up for my rightswill be translated as:
'needless to say, I had the last laugh'
/what flavour sandwiches?
('needless to say, I had the last laugh'
/what flavour sandwiches?
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:11,
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and is also"sticking it to The Man" like what we done had a few weeks ago.
(,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:13,
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and to be fair, there's plenty of 'cringe' entries every week The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:14,
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just realised that the inclusion of the phrase 'holy places'is likely to generate endless puns about swiss cheese and similar
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:16,
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Holy places is going to end up involving naught but stories of 'the best vagina I'm going to pretend I ever sexed' Theoban What of it,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:19,
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Sandwich flavourwith diverse fillings and similar
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:20,
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Oh, yes.My tea tonight. Or possibly with a pint or two in De Hems, later. It is Thursday, after all.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:30,
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Well, I'll stick with Bitterballen,You can have whatever you like.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:26,
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Sausage flavoured sandwiches
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:29,
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I like the sound of this.How are you today, my petit choufleur?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:39,
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Kind of edgy today I have to return to work tomorrowand I have to get to the depot for 06:17 which basically means I have to wake up at 04:15 to get dressed and ready and walk about a quarter of a mile to catch the only bus heading into the city centre at that time which when I get there I have to walk another quarter of a mile to get to the depot. Saturday is even worse as I have a 04:15 start so looks like going to bed Friday night is a bit pointless.
I had to return the mobility car we had after James died they were kind enough to let me have it for 2 weeks after but until I get some money I'm transportless.
(I had to return the mobility car we had after James died they were kind enough to let me have it for 2 weeks after but until I get some money I'm transportless.
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:00,
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Sorry to hear that :( They should let you borrow the bus at weekends.
Possibly a little Hopper-style one (non-Dennis variety, naturally).
Edit: That was an unintentional double pun - what do I win? :D
(Possibly a little Hopper-style one (non-Dennis variety, naturally).
Edit: That was an unintentional double pun - what do I win? :D
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:05,
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haha but we're not allowed to reverse the bus and that's a problem when I need to park it on my drive ;)
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:09,
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I think you would look smashing on a segway mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:26,
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haha I still have James' disability/shopping scooterI'd look so cool riding to work on that :D
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:44,
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Judging from these statistics, no one has had their heart broken, and many of us has at some point desecrated a holy place mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:20,
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I think it's morethat the last thing everyone wants to read is a week's worth of over-wrought sob stories about people's fragile happiness being wrecked by the heartlessness of their one true love.
(,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:27,
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I think it's a missed opportunity that their combined helmets don't spell anything naughty/ac
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:21,
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"Yeah, this is how I chose to spend a free afternoon. Posing here with a monkey putting chestnuts up my ass.""Yeah, this is how I chose to spend a free afternoon. Posing here with a monkey putting chestnuts up my ass."
"Yeah, this is how I chose to spend a free afternoon. Posing here with a monkey putting chestnuts up my ass."
"Yeah, this is how I chose to spend a free afternoon. Posing here with a monkey putting chestnuts up my ass."
"Yeah, this is how I chose to spend a free afternoon. Posing here with a monkey putting chestnuts up my ass."
"Yeah, this is how I chose to spend a free afternoon. Posing here with a monkey putting chestnuts up my ass."
"Yeah, this is how I chose to spend a free afternoon. Posing here with a monkey putting chestnuts up my ass."
PERSONALITY HORSE.
("Yeah, this is how I chose to spend a free afternoon. Posing here with a monkey putting chestnuts up my ass."
"Yeah, this is how I chose to spend a free afternoon. Posing here with a monkey putting chestnuts up my ass."
"Yeah, this is how I chose to spend a free afternoon. Posing here with a monkey putting chestnuts up my ass."
"Yeah, this is how I chose to spend a free afternoon. Posing here with a monkey putting chestnuts up my ass."
"Yeah, this is how I chose to spend a free afternoon. Posing here with a monkey putting chestnuts up my ass."
PERSONALITY HORSE.
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:27,
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I like this one......Mosques a speciality!
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:31,
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im not liking this comp much I did vote for it though :-/
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:06,
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I can see ideas are gonna run out pretty damn fast with this compo.It's way too specific of a subject.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:08,
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I like the fact that it has stumped a lot of peopleit's not an easy one to do, unless you ignore the actual description of course.
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:30,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Sexy Everyday Objects"){kind=small}
Suffer baby....
extra point for noting this is the same spot I made my immortal Fighting Temeraire :)
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 11:14,
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Stone cold thriller!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 11:17,
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*assumes role of richard blackwood*"Ah, man he gon mash up dat pussy"
*normal service resumes*
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 11:58,
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apparently he's a donkey now.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 12:10,
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OH BOTHERI meant to post this for the last compo... it's what I did on my birthday.
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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 11:04,
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Why are you munching on pork with Winnie the Pooh character masks on? I suppose it takes all sorts
( Joliet,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 11:06,
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pssst*piglet*
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 11:07,
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but isn't piglet on the right in frame 2?
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 11:08,
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no, that's Kanga and Roo The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 11:09,
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better get the bullhornthe way this is going...
( intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 11:09,
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haha :) The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 11:10,
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is this a Yiff thing? Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 11:10,
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You'd like thatwouldn't you.
( intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 11:11,
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*furs up*STROKE ME!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 11:13,
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GET IT?EH?
eh....
(eh....
intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 11:33,
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are those giblets in a bag?wtf is going on?
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 11:07,
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The tail was the best partTHE FAIRY TAIL, that is.
( intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 11:12,
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what? "Take a photo (or adapt one from teh internets) of everyday objects you've caught in compromising positions"
Also - attention seeking pearoasting cunt. Where is proj anyway?
(Also - attention seeking pearoasting cunt. Where is proj anyway?
HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 10:33,
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apologiesKinda miss-read the challenge, just woke up is a shit excuse but i'm using it.
(,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 10:35,
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CADBURYS UP THE BUMthey melt quicker than you'd expect, the bum is a very warm place to put chocolate
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 10:39,
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for his or her pleasure.not so good if you have a nut allergy I guess
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 10:49,
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You can't beat a good Lion Bar
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 11:15,
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:DWho did that image when the Disney challenge was on, of the image challenge text with everything blurred but the word disney? Sums it up perfectly for me.
(
Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 10:36,
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hahahah *shops the word slag on to a stapler* Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 10:44,
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*closes photoshop* The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 10:46,
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he's on Twittercalling people retweeting cunts
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 11:07,
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Fffooo!I, for one, welcome our new seedy overlords
Edit: I really wish the boss would fuck off for a fag so I can put some office furniture in sexy positions
(Edit: I really wish the boss would fuck off for a fag so I can put some office furniture in sexy positions
Joliet,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 10:04,
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First it was Japanese Knotweed....now its Dandelion Fukushimia....we're doomedAlso welcome back BB
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CanonCaliber A big bore,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 10:22,
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I must admit to being a touch confused but I like the draws and crazy giant seed monsters on the tiny nuclear world
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 10:41,
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ummyou save a considerable amount on milk purchases?
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 10:24,
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Ydych chi'n hoffi frothi coffi? Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:58,
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with sprinkled cocoa! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 10:01,
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Just don't ask Baldrick for a cappuccinoDe-ris youtu.be/EEYyjVuk5M8
( Joliet,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 10:05,
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it's how Starbucks started Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 11:09,
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it's when the frothed milk is dispensedthe coffee comes with STDs
(,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 10:43,
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into the oven for fifteen minutes and here's one I prepared earlier
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:18,
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it's those damn sexy vegetables againwww.b3ta.com/board/10523122
and the pink bowler is tres chic, though I forgot to give him shoes, a tragedy
(and the pink bowler is tres chic, though I forgot to give him shoes, a tragedy
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:23,
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you never said what gasmark.....I burnt mine :(
Elvis impersonator,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:24,
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aloha 'oe, aloha 'oe(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:31,
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This is a testplease ignore me.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:32,
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Not actually Ignore me,just ignore this particular thread of me.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:32,
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MIX DRUGS WITH MORE DRUGS Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 10:37,
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*doesn't understand**checks calender*
*checks compo*
Ah!
Pfft!
(*checks compo*
Ah!
Pfft!
Joliet,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:49,
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ExcellentThat building is perfectly safe from Sky Traversing Devices now.
( Joliet,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:04,
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Somehow reminds me of Audrey coming home from selling her pins...(
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:07,
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Very artyAnd have you read the recent novel "Angelology"?
Don't. It's rubbish.
(Don't. It's rubbish.
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:36,
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I haven't read itand with such a glowing review I don't think I will
(
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:36,
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My other half read it recentlyand we'd discuss the plot issues and iffy theology contained within.
What's worse is, it's being made into a film too.
(What's worse is, it's being made into a film too.
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:39,
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that's because you're not a purile teenager real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:03,
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i expect to see a follow up to thisof one with her wings all broke and shredded from flying through that window.
(,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:39,
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I prefer to think it's the point of view of someone who's just shot her in the back Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:20,
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I like thisTherefore I shall click the I like this! link. *clicks*
( Joliet,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:50,
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nicelike the water effect
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:12,
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Ning B3ta...and Happy Birthday to Anne Ramsey & Adrienne Wilkinson.
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:12,
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As I said before VAGs are and end to gayshift :)
(
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:32,
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If you could find Salma Hayek in stripes for tomorrowyou would become a very popular man.
(,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:40,
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^THAT!!!
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:46,
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A toaster in a compromising position?compo-worthy?
( RedHouse over yonder,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 11:26,
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i think she needs a hat though real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:04,
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now see, that's much better real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:13,
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i disagree, your's has an incongruent charm edit - fock sucks! replied to wrong reply
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:15,
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True. Lets just say were both great. edit: its okay, it still makes sense.
(,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:16,
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*wears greatness badge with pride* real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:24,
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^ Ha ha ha...To all of that...
Ning b3ta!
(Ning b3ta!
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:28,
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O_OI will see what time I get up... Late for work this morning as it is Mary Louise Wellers birthday today as well..
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:26,
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christ on a boat...in a field
making an electrical safety movie for the government
on fire
(making an electrical safety movie for the government
on fire
discomeats This canoe,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:14,
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(slight p_roast because I want attention)
Also, monkeys are not primates. Shame on you!
HahahaI saw this yesterday! Great work.
Also, I AM SHAMED :(
(Also, I AM SHAMED :(
dogbomb,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:24,
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I couldn't find bios for your cast, so I just went with Ethel. She looked like an Ethel, somehow.
(,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:26,
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Monkeys are primatesWikipedia says so!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey
(en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:38,
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Oh yeah, I was thinking of apes. Shame on dogbomb for believing what some random person on the internet said without checking sources. :p
(,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:45,
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Apes are animals, members of the biological superfamily Hominoidea, part of the order Primates.(
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:51,
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No, no, no. I know that apes are primates. I was thinking that he'd written 'I've been teaching apes mathematics'. N/m. It's near the end of the week.
(,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:01,
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Maybe you were thinking of tigersTigers are not primates.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:07,
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LET THE WORLD BURNstamp, stamp, stamp.
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 7:14,
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THERMOKNITWEAR WAR Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 7:52,
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also I accidentally saved one with a full grey palette, that was a mistake but I kinda like it Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 7:58,
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HERE'S TO YOUR FUCK Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:11,
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DON'T WORRY I'M A FIREFIGHTERNOT REALLY LOL
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 7:20,
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I HAVE DESTROYED THE HURRICANEAND NOW I SHALL DESTROY YOU
on a serious note, did you suffer much during irene?
(,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 7:24,
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on a serious note, did you suffer much during irene?
Nahlost power for a few days, and a lot of the roads were out due to fallen trees, floods, and traffic lights not working. Most of it is back in shape now, but we still know people who don't have power restored yet.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 7:33,
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my water went off for 3 hours yesterdayi freaked man, i'm ok now though.
(,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 7:38,
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MORE AIDS! THIS NEEDS MORE AIDS!Also I just saw a chap in high vis carrying a crate of bread.
I WANT THAT BREAD
I can fill it with bacons, wouldn't you all like a nice bacon sandwich right now from Mr High Vis man?
(I WANT THAT BREAD
I can fill it with bacons, wouldn't you all like a nice bacon sandwich right now from Mr High Vis man?
discomeats This canoe,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:11,
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i had a bun burger for breakfast so i'm kinda full for now.i might like one later, if so, i'll give mr. hi vis a call.
(,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:37,
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and tremble like school boys, should the trunk lid pop open*trembles*
(
LS18,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 5:43,
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MONSTER TRUCK, MONSTER FUCK Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 6:11,
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haven't found it in SSG's photobucket album yet but here is a re-hosted copy(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 7:14,
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:)gotcha--I don't try to keep up with all the obscure little utterances that cross the board
( LS18,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 7:25,
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Perhaps this is as good a time to ask as any--I've never been able to understand what there is about this sort of imagery that some people find interesting or appealing. This isn't a criticism of it--just a lack of understanding on my part.
( LS18,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 7:39,
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done well, it's uniquely expressive.done poorly, it's just bad.
but it's never, ever cubism.
(but it's never, ever cubism.
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 7:42,
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Maybe that's what I'm missing--I can see no standard for what is "done well."
( LS18,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 7:47,
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and apparently not the time for philosophy of image making :p
(
LS18,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 7:52,
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it is pretty hard for me to codify too, since it's a personal aesthetic response.I don't know that there is an objective answer, but you could couch it in use of line, colour, originality.
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 7:54,
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BUT I KNOW WHAT I LIKE Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 7:57,
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but you don't know why?edit: the line/color thing I relate to totally.
( LS18,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 7:58,
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HOW DO WE REALLY KNOW ANYTHING, MAN Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:01,
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oh--some of us go to school and learn how to describe abstractions
(
LS18,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:04,
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and you believe.. THEM?! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:09,
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I knew this place was not going to be a fountain of information :)(question withdrawn without resolution or fanfare)
( LS18,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:19,
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okay if I put the blunt down just for a secondI think all human knowledge is fallible, thanks to subjective perception, so what we have is a socially negotiated belief system.
What we can express with certainty is our personal preferences, whether we think we know why we like something, or can't explain it at all.
(What we can express with certainty is our personal preferences, whether we think we know why we like something, or can't explain it at all.
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 9:39,
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in other words, I don't know shit.I've got a lot of jumped-up ideas about things, and a few wooly notions, but I don't know jack shit.
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 10:58,
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Also it takes a certain type of genius to do something perfectly wrongJust look at the music of David Liebe Hart.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 8:04,
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yeah I know, right?img.photobucket.com/albums/v75/SirSandGoblin/Doodles/jesus.gif
another favourite
(
another favourite
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 1 Sep 2011, 7:40,
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