What the...Can it be milked?
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 22:26,
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Its a Wobbly Spark
Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 22:37,
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That's no spoon!
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 22:39,
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WAHHHEHHHHAHAHHEHHEHEHHHsaid the whatever-this-is
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 22:44,
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I dunno what it isbut I like it
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 22:51,
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What the fucking fuck fuck....My dinner better not be burning just because I came back just to say what the fucking fuck
( The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 22:58,
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If it pays taxes and doesn't forget to put its rubbish out on a Sunday nightthen I'm happy for it to live here.
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 23:09,
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I take it someone was given a cheese roll for dinner again...! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 20:56,
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Very disappointing.Not even any pickle. 20 thrashes sorted that one out.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 21:07,
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I know your a newly wed......But that's no excuse for taking it so easy on her.....
( The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 21:21,
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HeheAlso, cheers for using Gray's face; I don't know what the other guy looks like.
( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 22:38,
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I don't smoke a pipeBut it's no excuse for one not to be by my slippers.
I sense a spanking in the offing.
(I sense a spanking in the offing.
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 20:58,
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Good man.These women are getting out of hand. They'll be wanting to vote next.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 21:07,
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I derive no pleasure from beating my wifeBut she must learn not to answer back.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 21:05,
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exactly....must get mine a soundproof burqaat least she'll be able to read my lips when I point to the kitchen or bedroom
( Elvis impersonator,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 21:09,
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What!I make sure she's always skipping around in a silky number.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 21:16,
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Well if we're royals watching...
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 22:20,
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I sometimes hope she will be a bit tardy or something.Any excuse will do nicely.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 21:09,
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imagine these Mormons with twelve wivesmust take all night to give 'em all a good thrashing
( Elvis impersonator,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 21:12,
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RSI could be an issue there.Only the other day my wife was being rather cantakerous but a severe thrashing soon cheered her up. They respect you for it and rather enjoy it if you ask me.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 21:15,
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I have something amusing to add here.I'll run it by the wife later and see if I'm allowed to post it.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 21:22,
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Yer not one of those poofsters are ya?Else we'll all have to come by and give you and your 'wife' a good, friendly trashing to sort you out.
(,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 21:33,
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I'd like to have an opinion on thisbut I don't have a man to give me one.
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 22:24,
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Google makes me seem smarter than I am(
Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 20:18,
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inspired by the chat on links here: b3ta.com/links/Tylers_power_kick
and: b3ta.com/links/Andy_Moor_feat_Sue_McLaren_Fight_The_Fire_Official_Music_Video
..wil,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 19:42,
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yeah, shake it you sexy bitch.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 19:47,
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You could stick her to any surface.... The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 19:52,
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Hypnotic.... The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 19:51,
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H'es always' doing it...... The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 19:50,
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He baitshe reels 'em in! ;)
I was tryin to think of some way of actually getting a misplaced apostrophe in there but figured this might work out too.
Hey I nearly used
but I thought some people's head's might explode!
(I was tryin to think of some way of actually getting a misplaced apostrophe in there but figured this might work out too.
Hey I nearly used
but I thought some people's head's might explode!
..wil,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 19:51,
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I was gonna do 'mispelling!!1!' but photoshop just decided to freeze so fuggithave this one I made earlier instead:
( ..wil,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 20:01,
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Two spa baths!Thats just greedy.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 21:01,
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Your gonna get your fuckin' head kicked in
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 20:19,
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I lost mine once two.... The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 19:51,
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Super sicky action.... The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 19:36,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Sexy Everyday Objects"){kind=small}
Not sure about this compo, am I doing it right?
The Coast Of Yemen,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 18:30,
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if you're having sex with a boxi'll go out on a limb and say you're doing it wrong.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 18:34,
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my name isn't cheryland i've never been to a cabin in the woods
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 19:09,
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feels fine to meapart from some chaffing and a few paper cuts.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 19:47,
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The six ninety is out next year.. ! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 18:44,
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Aargh the punnage, it hurts. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 18:05,
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Haha... he was a bit of rastacal in his day.. ;-) The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 18:06,
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But you didn't stroke the Mimicry?Nice work!
( @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 18:15,
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Ouch... why don't jamaica?...! ;-) The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 18:18,
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uurrrggghh
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 18:16,
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HahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahaha
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 19:13,
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hahah*balances reggaed lines*
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 19:15,
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oooooooohhhhi'm not going to be able to hear that song without those words now!
( Spunky McPunk not dead yet,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 19:52,
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A simple solution to: overpopulation...
...global warming, mass unemployment etc.
Mex3 =mememe,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:05,
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the flaw in this planis that suicide is a mortal sin, so they wouldn't go to heaven anyway. believers know this, so they'd never go for it.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:06,
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Tell them that the other lot said something nasty about their godand they'll kill each other for you
sometimes they'll carry on doing it for generations
(sometimes they'll carry on doing it for generations
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:10,
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i still think cannibalism is the answer to overpopulation and world hunger Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:11,
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pick a random Smash post and you'll find something about food :P
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LS18,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:13,
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if you look at it impassivelyit's the most sensible and workable solution
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:15,
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AhahahahaYou spotted that too.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:42,
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it's something i know a lot abouthaving to analyze every meal to see if it's something i can safely eat tends to focus the mind somewhat
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:46,
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Safely eat..thats not good.I have the opposite problem, caring enough to bother, until I'm reminded.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:50,
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it's a good thing i make great soupsspeaking of which, time for me to eat. should have done it an hour ago!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:56,
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I too am a soup dragon.(:-)
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 18:06,
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i'm having scrambled egg on toastwith added spring onions right now. soup is for later.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 18:10,
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Must consider some food, the stomach is complaining. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 18:12,
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shopping day tomorrowmuch soup-based food to buy
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 18:14,
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Do you like cheese or not? I can't remember.... The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 18:27,
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i love cheesebut i have to eat it sparingly. the occasional cheese omelette is a nice treat
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 18:29,
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Yay.... My recipie for scambled eggs is.....For every egg add....
Greated cheese, about as much as you would put on half a slce of bread to just cover it, the cheese must be a strong mature cheder,
One level teaspoon of ENGLISH mustard per egg,
A tiny splash of milk,
Salt and WHITE pepper,
Opptionall is to finish off with finley chopped tomateos and/or ketchup when cooked if desired
(Greated cheese, about as much as you would put on half a slce of bread to just cover it, the cheese must be a strong mature cheder,
One level teaspoon of ENGLISH mustard per egg,
A tiny splash of milk,
Salt and WHITE pepper,
Opptionall is to finish off with finley chopped tomateos and/or ketchup when cooked if desired
The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 18:36,
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sounds nicei may have to give it a try
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 18:38,
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If I were selling it to you....I'd be giving you a money back garantee if you didn't like it...!
( The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 18:41,
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try this oneciabatta, thinly sliced beefsteak tomato on top, drizzled with balsamic vinegar and topped with mozzarella, then grilled until gooey. add salt and pepper. delicious!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 18:44,
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Orders basil and oregano to be on standby...!! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 18:49,
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ooo, good calli'd go for something more chilli-based myself
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 18:51,
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nature doesn't agree with it, it causes problems, like CJDbiofuel is the solution, half the population hop in to the big energy conversters, bobs your uncle.
Or probably not any more if he's one of the unlucky 50%
(Or probably not any more if he's one of the unlucky 50%
HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:17,
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yes, but i can think of at least a couple of countries who would refuse to go along with it Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:19,
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Who said anything about suicide?Apres-Life will give you a smooth and sinless departure.
Check out our brochure for the options.
(Check out our brochure for the options.
Mex3 =mememe,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:12,
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it's choosing to end your own lifewhich is pretty much the definition of suicide
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:14,
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Believers are experts at bending definitions......Apres-Life can assist them in this if needed.
Mind you: Apres-Life has never had a single complaint from any of their customers.
(Mind you: Apres-Life has never had a single complaint from any of their customers.
Mex3 =mememe,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:18,
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this thread is making me think of soylent green Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:20,
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I cried the last time I watched Soylent green...... The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:26,
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Sol getting all emotional over that beef stewgets me every time
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:29,
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I like the line.... from Heston about the cigerettes....."I'd smoke two. maybe three of these every day if i could afford them" The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:33,
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i thought it was three, maybe foureither way, it's a cracker of a film
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:36,
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Or a film of a crackermade from high-energy plankton! Says so on the box!
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:39,
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mmmm, plankton....... Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:40,
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Tis a classic indeed......I'd say it is deffinitly up there in the top 10 of the films I'v seen more than any other... mainly I suppose because of how old it is and the ammount of times it has been on TV.... but also so good that if it came on tonight I would watch it again....
I can never belive it we you ask someone what they think of it... and some people have never even heard of it, never mind not seen it...
(I can never belive it we you ask someone what they think of it... and some people have never even heard of it, never mind not seen it...
The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:41,
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like my parentsi can't believe they've never seen it. it's in my top ten of classic films, along with logan's run, the adventures of robin hood, jaws and aliens.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:44,
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They're all good... but I'v not seen the robin hood one....Aliens is a great shoot em up... but I prefer the suspense of alien... think I was 15 or 16 when I read the book and went to see it at the cinama....
( The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:52,
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well, i'm not getting into the alien vs. aliens thing againbut i highly recommend the adventures of robin hood. i8t's got errol flynn, olivia de haviland and basil rathbone in it.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:55,
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They're both equally good for there genre....Just one is suspense film and the other is a shoot em up action romp...
( The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 18:01,
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Heston is a right tosser...and the majority of the films he's in are crap, but this one is superb indeed.
( Mex3 =mememe,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:48,
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Haha.. I would have loved to hear Barry Norman discribe him like that, back in the day.. ;-) The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 18:04,
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Besides...Technically, it's not ending your life.
It's a mere temporary discontinuation of it, after which eternal life begins.
(It's a mere temporary discontinuation of it, after which eternal life begins.
Mex3 =mememe,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:21,
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i'm not exactly one of the faithful Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:22,
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Just take up extremely extreme sports or something.Some activity with a high accidental death rate
( Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:18,
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suspend health and safety rulesthat should help
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:20,
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Jeez (oops)Worrying fruitloopery of the delusional kind.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:46,
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ohhhhh...the bible in water colours.
not sure how robert powell feels about being featured on the website.
if the failed rapture earlier this year isn't it ment to start proper in october?
(not sure how robert powell feels about being featured on the website.
if the failed rapture earlier this year isn't it ment to start proper in october?
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:57,
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The Rapture is towards the end of a number of prophecied events some of which have not yet fully occuredsuch as Israel has to expand to its biblical boundaries (including the West Bank)....and the re-building of the Temple of Soloman on the site presently occupied by the Al-Aqsa Mosque
( CanonCaliber A big bore,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 18:06,
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Hmmm, removing the Al-Aqsa Mosque might be a tad controversial. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 18:15,
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Personally I think the Israelis have already rebuilt the TempleThey built it out of sight underneath the Mosque and told the outside world that they were simply carrying out an archaelogical excavation
/dons tin-foil hat
(/dons tin-foil hat
CanonCaliber A big bore,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 18:30,
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Aha! Ready to jack it up into place when no-one is watching. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 18:40,
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I find the whole subject scary.Too many people with uncritical minds and a desperation for hope of some kind.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 18:09,
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I think it was David Mitchell on QIwho said it would be good if heaven did exist and there was an afterlife, but only atheists could get in.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:52,
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Is this satire?I'm not very good at getting those. Like the pic tho'.
Is it something to do with Bush playing so much golf while in office?
(Is it something to do with Bush playing so much golf while in office?
gaijintendo Regular Member,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 19:25,
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well, it's an improvement Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:02,
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she is a fugly horse-foot-faced bitch Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:07,
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Come on Smash, off the fence, what do you really thnk of her? Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:10,
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i'd tell youbut i'd have to invent new words
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:12,
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Only Russel T Davis could come up with something like that HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:03,
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an alien with six dildos attached to it's head?
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:29,
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don't forget the main strange helmet shape and one eye HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:38,
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i saw that horse on the new Johnathon Ross showshe talked and talked and talked but said absolutely nothing of value or interest whatsoever
( Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 18:25,
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There's always trouble at the spiderman convention...... The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:05,
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aaarrrggghhkermit eyes!
2.bp.blogspot.com/_HxrYlY_GRF4/TUxLNnG8hBI/AAAAAAAABqA/LU4JET8dM6A/s1600/adam-sandler-web.jpg
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:06,
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Norwich man has Where's Wally tattoo on his back:www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2031299/What-wally-Man-scene-Wheres-Wally-tattooed-back.html
It even features the Pathetic Sharks...
:D
(It even features the Pathetic Sharks...
:D
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:24,
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Changes to Grand National course still not effective.
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 21:24,
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Break on through to the other side!break on through to the other side!
( Joliet,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 16:45,
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had enough of work today..... all i can muster is nonsense
WOLF .™,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 16:48,
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This nonsense is goodPlease continue.
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 21:35,
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Can't he just go through the doors like a normall person ;-) The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 16:56,
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HAVE YOU GOT ANY MORE OF THEM EXPLODING CARROTS? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 16:53,
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your peas have gone techno Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 16:58,
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eye-hurtingly good Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:02,
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new aero algae bubbles Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:03,
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Woo yay... I wants me one of those umbrellas.... The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 16:56,
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This thread is awesome
(
Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 18:51,
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it's the gift that keeps on givingnothing as warming as a bag of dog eggs on a frosty morn
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 16:38,
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Mad maurice: The road mincerAt the risk of sounding like a cunt, you could do with applying darker blacks and whiter whites using levels to match the source contrast...
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 16:30,
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and i was just being a cunt :D taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 16:36,
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this is b3ta not the Tatejokes over technique
and laziness rules, hence my baby knees this morning :D
(and laziness rules, hence my baby knees this morning :D
HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 16:37,
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hahaha! Bag Cacks
printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 16:36,
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Anyone for tenuous?Made this ages ago to amuse colleagues at work. Sort of fits into the 'compromising positions' theme - albeit not of a sexual nature...
Click for bigger (163 kb)
(,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:55,
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The fame of being the knitted charater got to him in the end.... The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:10,
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That last episode where he finally snapped and smashed her head in with a garden gnomethen everyone helped him bury her under the patio and forge a new identity for himself and no-one blamed him in the slightest
...
I dreamed that, didn't I?
(...
I dreamed that, didn't I?
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:40,
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hahahe loves it really
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:49,
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^ WouldEDIT: O_O did I say that?
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 15:53,
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which one, or are you not bothered? Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 16:02,
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If only they were Travis Bickle clones...Then they might actually hit something
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:30,
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Haha, funny storyHe wouldn't be able to wear his armour topless like that as the groin-piece is part of the chest etc.
Stripped to the waist, he'd have just the legs attached to a belt, with his pants showing
(Stripped to the waist, he'd have just the legs attached to a belt, with his pants showing
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:46,
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but...maybe instead of spending the time improvising a track for his gun from a curtain rail, he spent a while specially modifying his armoured trousers.
After all, he's quite creative. Have you thought of that?
(After all, he's quite creative. Have you thought of that?
enceladus,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:50,
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Well it's certainly possiblebut a set of Stormtrooper armour fetches about £700 on eBay - a decent set like mine can cost £1000+
So it would be quite expensive to basically saw the thing in half...and even then you'd need to find something to attach the groin to...
(So it would be quite expensive to basically saw the thing in half...and even then you'd need to find something to attach the groin to...
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:52,
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I hear what you're saying...but Bickle's a desperate man, and might be willing to forgo the re-sale value of his armour. And source a suitable groin attachment.
( enceladus,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:55,
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Nearly done
Bored at lunch, bbc site seemed a good place to rip something topical
its the ready money roindsay what you see
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:57,
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they eventually sacked the local painters and got some Poles in to finish it Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:07,
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Little?I'd be quite happy with that size
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:41,
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oh godsthat has just made me collapse at my desk - you utter swine
*clicks*
(*clicks*
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:42,
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I like the idea of it being in the actual filmIn some ways it's more frightening than an automatic rifle with grenade launcher.
Coked off his face Scarface threatens the entire Miami underworld by using his finger as a pretend willy that he waves, points and touches the other gangsters with as they run away screaming.
It's the ending Brian De Palma wanted but the studio said no.
(Coked off his face Scarface threatens the entire Miami underworld by using his finger as a pretend willy that he waves, points and touches the other gangsters with as they run away screaming.
It's the ending Brian De Palma wanted but the studio said no.
HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:45,
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inspiredI totally agree
( Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure,
Tue 6 Sep 2011, 0:06,
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i didn't even need to read the name at the bottomi recognised the waggle.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:44,
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one fast scroll and a muffled office lol later...:D
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:47,
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ha hapinkiedick ftw!
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:18,
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Hahaha..... The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:29,
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:DFrikkin' genius!
( OBiW4NSHiNOBi is sure those were the droids you were looking for,
Tue 6 Sep 2011, 16:06,
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Hahaha..... The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:15,
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NiceI took a slightly different approach.
( Holly Would long wheel based tranny,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 19:33,
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hahahahaha*super clicks
( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:56,
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Hahaha!
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:58,
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hahaha!"Fack orf, I'm full!"
"But Monsieur, eet ees only waffer theen!"
("But Monsieur, eet ees only waffer theen!"
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:05,
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Food alright? TRY THE LINE!/quotes from completely different films blog
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:24,
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hahahabest use of this image in a long time.
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:58,
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hahaha!..and fetch me another bucket, this one's full.
( enceladus,
Mon 5 Sep 2011, 14:26,
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